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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd.

Running Scared, part 4
 

Company/Fund    Risk of Losing X %

                           1-5 in 2008         5-25 in 2008     50-75 by 2010    75-100 by 2010

Citibank              Very High                High                 Moderate                   Low

Berkshire Hath    Very High                  High                   Low                   Very Low

Man                   Moderate                   Low             Extremely Low         Negligible

Core Diversified   Moderate          Extremely Low        Negligible             Negligible

Iridium                   Low              Extremely Low        Negligible             Negligible

Asian Century    Extremely Low         Negligible         Negligible             Negligible

Investment approaches, continued
Continuing on from the UK commercial property example started last week, think of a business sector that you can name 10 companies in - airlines, car manufacturers, hotels, restaurants - imagine 8 of the businesses out of those 10 closing down forever and no-one else taking their place (that is 3-4 times more extreme than what happened during the Great Depression. Think of it another way - imagine 8 out of every 10 people that you know who currently have good jobs suddenly being made redundant tomorrow AND not ever having any hope of getting back to work). That is basically the break even point for Scott on this trade - that’s how bad things would have to be for Scott just to get his money back on this trade - to lose on it, things would have to be even worse than that - 9 out of 10 people without jobs? No-one having a job any more? So trades like that - where logic dictates that the pricing is lower than any conceivable reality of how bad things can get - are good trades.
There is a 0-70% upside and a downside that can only be envisaged in purely theoretical terms. Buy things that are selling too cheaply and when the markets realize that things cannot actually get that bad (maybe in 6 months to a year’s time when Scott’s commercial properties are only 50% occupied - which would probably equate to something like the 40-70% gain range that we are expecting here) then the market no longer has to guess, it now has the new occupancy and yield data and it re-prices the asset allowing us to pocket the gain and walk away very nicely thank you.
3) Reactive trading - Man Investment funds do not take positions, they respond to market data. We do not have to predict what will happen in any market because, since I started to type this particular sentence, Man will have assimilated thousands of pieces of computer data about what has happened in the last minute and changed all their positions accordingly. Ninety-nine percent of the time, Man will do extremely well because their systems are reacting to what has JUST happened not predicting and not taking positions based on any other interpretation than latest events.
With any investment there is always kurtosis. This is where the risk of an extreme event will wipe an investment out altogether. With the Man funds this is actually much lower than with say Berkshire Hathaway - but every single stock has reasonably high kurtosis, whilst every multi-asset fund has a much lower kurtosis and Core Diversified because of its diversification has negligible kurtosis. So when people talk about risk it is important to assess that properly. A good financial advisor should care deeply about the impact of what we do. That is why it is so important to fully understand what risk is now and to explain that message to as many people as possible.
We should not be frightened of risk or of talking about it - it is important to understand it in order to feel comfortable with it. You have to invest accumulated wealth in order to make it grow BUT you have to protect it too. My personal take on risk would probably look something like this:
When you look at it like that, our role is even more important now than it has ever been. Over time, high returns are a component of making what you can when you can and avoiding the real pitfalls. As we mentioned earlier, Thai equities are still 75% down in hard currency terms compared to just over 10 years ago - someone with 1 million Quid in the bank looking at retiring in 2008 would have just £250,000 now if they’d been invested 100% into the SET in the mid 1990s - worse still, they would probably have pulled the plug a couple of years back and walked out with just over £100,000! We were too terrified to invest in the SET when it was above 1600 and you could only get 36 baht to the pound.
We expect to make good money for our clients this year, next year and, hopefully, every year BUT we also fully understand the risks - we are finding ways of making money despite the worst investment conditions for a long, long period of time but we have to understand the risks because then actually we can be more, not less, confident when we talk to clients. Our role for clients has never been more important and the one thing that we are not frightened of right now is sticking our heads over the parapet and saying, “We don’t know what will happen from here; no-one does. This is potentially a new paradigm and any approach to money management should reflect that. It is a time for caution and flexibility and diversification. The consequences of any other approach are truly terrifying!”

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]@mbmg-international.com.com



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Holiday photography

The best way to relive all holidays is through the photographs you bring back. However, like the fish, just how many ‘got away’? And since they were taken while you were on holidays, it will mean that you might just have to wait till next year.
Many years ago, I used to carry a Polaroid back for my camera, so that I could take the shot and review the result in 60 seconds, just to make sure I’d got it. Now you can see if you’ve got it in one second. Digitally!
As much as I loved film, digital photography makes much more sense, in many ways. The first of these ways is that ability to see instant results. If you haven’t got the shot you wanted, you are still there and can take it again. For that reason alone, you should take a digital camera with you on holidays.
However, there are many other good reasons, including the fact that the memory chip is not affected by the airport security scanners. You can take two or three memory cards with you without using up space in handbags. And photo shops all over the world can read the cards very easily and burn you a CD instantly.
However, to come back with some cracker holiday shots is not all that difficult, it just needs some thought and time. Not taking the correct amount of time in shooting is probably the number one reason for getting disappointing results. The corollary is that by taking time, you will get good results!
Take a look at the shot of the Cambodian girl on the bicycle. This was taken by keen amateur Ernie Kuehnelt and took one hour. No, he did not get the girl to cycle back and forth for 60 minutes, but he stayed in position (in the shade) close to a bridge in Siem Reap for one hour. During that time he snapped interesting looking subjects and this shot was one of the best. It is a wonderfully evocative shot that shows the life of a Cambodian peasant girl. By the way, the shot was taken on an AF Nikon using the follow focus facility, and it certainly worked well.
What is worth noting from Ernie Kuehnelt’s photograph is that he came back with images of Cambodia, not photographs of “me beside a temple” or “me taken with our guide”. Your camera should be used to record the places you visited, not just you on your holidays. The former kinds of photographs are interesting. The latter are not, other than to your mother!
Before your trip, you should also have some ideas on the subject matter. This you can get from the internet or your friendly travel agent, but if you are going to Koln, for example, you have to put some time aside for the cathedral and the river transport there. Or if you are going to Canada, try to make sure you get a moose. Or if going to the US, look for Mickey Mouse.
What camera should you take? Well, unless you are hoping to send the photographs to National Geographic, I would probably suggest you leave the digital SLR at home. Why? Because lugging an expensive camera around tourist spots can be a chore, as well as worrying about its welfare. Ever tried to fit one, and lenses, into a hotel security box? A point and shoot compact with a mini-zoom would be my choice, and a large capacity memory card. With the price of these going down all the time, look at seeing if you can take a 2GB card with you.
Finally, think about how you are going to present the results. It is always a huge temptation to bring out folders of photos as soon as you get back. Wait! Sort them, keep the good ones, delete the bad. Put your best shots on CD and think about an on-line site that will host your shots for the world to access. Your shots could make you famous!


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Dupuytren’s Contracture - The ‘Viking Disease’

What has Samuel Beckett, Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher, and Bill Nighy got in common? And for that matter, you can add my name to that list. The answer is not Alzheimer’s Disease, but is the ‘Viking Disease’.
The early Vikings colonized much of Europe over 1,000 years ago but the longboats carried more than just warriors. They carried a remarkable disease producing contracture of the fingers on either hand, and which was later called Dupuytren’s Contracture after Baron Guillaume Dupuytren, a surgeon who first described the corrective surgery for the condition.
Dupuytrens contracture generally affects the fourth and fifth fingers of the hands and slowly flexes the fingers towards the palm of the hand. Eventually the fingers cannot be straightened out and the sufferer cannot put his hand in his pocket without catching the finger(s) and it also becomes difficult to shake hands, as the flexed fingers make it difficult to open the hand. The amount of flexure is stated in degrees - up to 60 degrees covers mild to moderate cases, whilst more than 60 degrees is considered severe contracture. It is quite simple for the sufferer to straighten out the other fingers and measure the angle of contracture of the affected digits.
Since it is considered to be an inherited, genetic disorder, it is not a condition that is accepted by insurance companies in many countries. Males outweigh females in the ratio of at least 3:1 and the vast majority of cases are also older than 50 years. Those of us with this condition can righteously say that our great-great-great-great-great grandmothers were raped by some dastardly Viking, famous for their longboats and rape and pillage.
Now the Viking rampage lasted for hundreds of years and went further than you might imagine. There is even some evidence that the Vikings set foot in America about 300 years before Christopher Columbus, but they didn’t have such a good publicity officer.
The Viking longboats also influenced the design of maritime vessels all over Europe, and a visual descendent of the Viking longboat was still used till very recently in Portugal.
The far-reaching nature of this Viking gene is seen in the incidence in various nationalities:
America - approximately 5-15 percent of males older than 50 years are affected.
Norway - approximately 6 percent of individuals older than 60 years are affected.
In Australia, 26 percent of males and 20 percent of females older than 60 years are affected (this comes from the fact that the majority of Australians have British or European heritage).
UK - 17 percent over the age of 65 have some degree of Dupuytren’s contracture.
Iceland - 7.2 percent in men aged 45-49 years and 39.5 percent in men aged 70-74 years has been reported.
Spain - 9.9 percent of individuals aged 45-54 years, increasing to 25.5 percent in patients older than 75 years.
The best treatment to correct this condition is surgery, just as Baron Guillaume Dupuytren suggested, but requires the skill of a specialist in hand surgery. One of the problems being the fact that the genetic disposition cannot be removed, even though the constricting tissue can be pared away. This means that if you live long enough, you may require re-operation.
I do also suggest that you pick an orthopedic surgeon with an understanding of this condition, and my hospital does have a hand surgeon, experienced in the correction of Dupuytren’s Contracture. With contractures less than 60 degrees (and this is easily evaluated by the patient), the operation can be done under local anesthesia, or by regional Bier block, and general anesthesia is not required. The surgery can also be done as a day-patient, and overnight in-patient stay is not necessary. Suture removal is done 10-14 days after operation, and for this mild to moderate group, rehabilitation is not usually required.
So, if you too have a Viking heritage, welcome brother. Just don’t try and shake hands, I’m already at 60 degrees contracture and it is getting painful to try and open the hand enough.


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,
Here are the photos I said I would send you. Khru Bah Noi, the young abbot of Wat Doi Noi is an amazing man, he has so much energy, and puts it all into helping the local people of Ban Jambon, in Lamphun. He has now enlarged his petrodiesel plant, there are five full time workers plus the young abbot and his novice monks. From one kilo of plastic he can make one liter of petrodiesel. When more money is available he will be able to expand and produce petrol and LPG.
The local people have opened a small service station where they sell his bio diesel for 10 baht a liter cheaper than the big companies. The local people are now building a new sala for him, donations have paid for the materials and the work is voluntary. I find Thai people have a lot of natural talent, more so than we farangs.
These days I am helping a lot of youngsters at the local temple school, but the Friday before last I had an operation on my foot and couldn’t get to the school on Sunday. I was sitting in my apartment feeling sorry for myself when there was a knock on the door and when I opened it there were 10 youngsters from the school. They had come 40 kilometers from their village, driven by one of the Dad’s in his pick-up truck. They brought food and drinks for me. I had a big lump in my throat and thought that only in Thailand would that happen.
I wish you and all the staff at the Mail all the very best, keep up the good work Hillary, you do a great job. Thanks for all the sensible answers you have given me. Forgive any spelling mistakes. All the best,
Delboy


Dear Delboy,
Your abbot is inspirational, but so are you, my Petal. As a simplification of the laws of Karma, “What goes around, comes around” and that is what you have experienced. I would not go so far as to say that this only happens in Thailand, but I think the way of life of the local people makes it easier for this type of thing to happen. Thank you for being a loyal reader. Hillary can only try her best, but you certainly always give me a smile. As you can see, I have published the photo of your abbot. Thank you for sending it down.
Dear Hillary,
I have found recently that I have become very attracted to a waitress in our favorite restaurant. We go there every Friday night and I have begun to look forward to Friday very much. Maybe I’ve been reading too much into it, but I am sure she stands closer to me than she needs to, brushes the back of my arm when she serves me, and is always smiling and very attentive. It is really giving me much heart-ache. How do I find out if she really does find me attractive too? Obviously I cannot ask my husband about this, but I need to know before planning the next move. I should add that I am 40 years of age (but look younger) and I have never done anything like this before.
Very Tempted
Dear Very Tempted,
A waitress smiles at you every Friday night when she recognizes you as a regular customer, and here you are “planning the next move.” A “move” that is nothing like anything you’ve done before. To where? Oh my poor girl! Don’t you realize that service people are trained to smile and give personal attention to the guests? That is their job. The good ones will always make you feel special, but you should not take that beaming smile to mean “How’s about a quick bit of what’s your fancy behind the salad bar?” You are eager to experiment I can see, but the place to do this is not in your favorite restaurant, Petal. Or even in commercial aeroplanes! That’s not heart-ache you’re experiencing - are you sure your left breast isn’t in the ash tray while gazing into her eyes. Hillary suggests you look to the alternative relaxation places, rather than risk embarrassment in an eating place, which is quite different from a meeting place. However, I do suggest caution. It may seem that Thailand is a free and easy place, but it is not. And as a foreigner the road is even more dangerous.


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya
Twilight: US Horror/ Romance – A teenage girl, always a bit different, falls in love with a mysterious and dazzlingly beautiful vampire.  Already a phenomenon, somewhat akin to the Beatles frenzy on their first appearance in America - but for one person: heartthrob Robert Pattinson, who plays the vampire.  In this story you have your against-the-odds teen love, your woman in peril, your vampires, and your cult following.  And girls are getting injured in the mass near-rioting wherever Pattinson makes a personal appearance.  Mixed or average reviews.
Teeth:
US Comedy/ Horror – Directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein (son of Pop artist Roy). Dawn, a high school student, works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s most active participant.  A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence.  More enjoyable than I thought it would be, it is still pretty sick and unpleasant, and with the number of appendages that eventually litter the ground, I think Teeth bites off more than it can chew.  Mixed or average reviews.
007 – Quantum of Solace:
UK/US Action/ Adventure/ Thriller – Starring Daniel Craig and Judy Dench. Really a continuation of the 2006 Casino Royale, which was a reinvention of the James Bond film series for present-day audiences.  Here, with a different director, I found the undertaking greatly diminished in charm and style and elegance, with the action sequences more mindless and muddled, the plot vastly more convoluted and confusing, but with much to still like if you’re a fan of Bond films.  The locations are grand, as are Bond’s female foils and villains.  Mixed or average reviews.
Midnight Meat Train:
US Crime/ Horror – At last!  A thinking man’s slasher flick.  I don’t usually like movies of this icky ilk, but I do have to say that this one is a very creative and energetic adaptation of a very bloody short story by the renowned horror writer Clive Barker, with enough scares and thrills to be a potential cult classic.  Unusually literate for a slasher, it’s nearly a perfect bloody horror film.  Understand, it’s disgusting!  Rated R in the US for sequences of strong bloody gruesome violence, grisly images involving nudity, sexual content, and language.  Mixed or average reviews.
Traitor:
US Drama/ Thriller – Another serious look at the world of moral uncertainty amid the war on terror.  I am a lot more fond of this movie than most reviewers.  I think it’s beautifully done, and Don Cheadle gives another outstanding performance.  I found the story (by Steve Martin – yes, him) very engrossing.  It’s one of a very few terrorist-themed movies that presents its situation without resorting to exploitation or oversimplification.  Only mixed or average reviews, but I recommend it highly.
Tropic Thunder:
US Comedy/ War – I heartily recommend the film for those not easily shocked – you might just have the best laughs you’ve had in years.  Robert Downey, Jr. gives another amazing performance, this time playing a black.  It’s an action comedy about a group of self-absorbed actors who set out to make the biggest war film ever.  Rated R in the US for pervasive language including sexual references, violent content, and drug material. Generally favorable reviews.
Twentieth Century Boys:
 Japan Fantasy – A live-action film based on a wildly popular manga comic.  An expensive Japanese extravaganza with many top Japan stars.  Unfortunately, in a Thai-dubbed version only, which is a real shame.
The House Bunny
: US Comedy – About the travails of an ex-Playboy Bunny.  Apparently it’s appallingly nauseous, and I’m sorry, I just don’t have the heart to get involved in this nonsense.  You’re on your own, but you might enjoy it if you like dumb blonde movies.  Mixed or average reviews.
Headless Family / Hua Luud Family:
Thai Comedy – The usual, this time about a family that has a freak accident that leaves them able to detach their heads without ill effects.
Ha Taew:
Thai Action/ Drama – A country boy returns home from a pilgrimage to find that people in his town are dying from unknown causes, possibly due to black magic.  He determines to get to the bottom of the mystery, and save his town. 
Painted Skin:
China Action/ Fantasy – An action-thriller about a vampire-like woman who eats the skins and hearts of her lovers.  Thai dubbed only, with no English subtitles.
Coming Soon:
Thai Horror – Another bloody scream-fest, this one is about a projectionist who decides to help a friend illegally film a newly released horror movie, with dire consequences.  Has some interesting twists.
Sex Drive:
US Comedy – An eighteen-year-old sets out on a cross country drive with his best friends determined to lose his virginity.  Randy and raucous.  Rated R in the US for strong crude and sexual content, nudity, language, some drug and alcohol use - all involving teens.  Mixed or average reviews.