Bob wins the medal, Paul takes the week

IPGC golf from Lewiinski’s

Sunday, October 12, Green Valley – Medal
A Flight
1stBob Dibben (10) net 68
2nd Paul Henshaw (12) net 70
3rd Ian Halfpenny (13) net 70
B Flight
1st Yui Bietry (17) net 69
2nd Bob Lindburg (16) net 70
3rd Vincent Fox (19) net 71
Near Pins: #2 Dave Driscoll, #9 Clinton Hazlett, #12 Bill Currell and #16 Teresa Connolly.
Hidden Six: 1st Yui Bietry, 2nd Bob Dibben
2’s: Yui Bietry, Teresa Connolly, Chaten Patel, Seamus Cotter and Garry Blackburn.
Odds on favorite to win the monthly medal, Bob Dibben duly obliged, but only by a whisker from the Magician’s missus: Bob’s net 68 winning both the medal and the senior flight. Co-favorite Paul Henshaw took second place on the podium with a net 70 on a count back over Ian Halfpenny, who rounded out the flight in third place.
B Flight winner Yui, the Magician’s wife, ran Bob close, but came up one shot short with that much talked about number net 69. The Guru of Green Valley, Bob, was second with a net 70 and four contestants had to be separated by a count back for third place, all with a net 71: Vincent Fox claimed the honor over Bill Currell, Mike Shrosbree and Sid Crawley.
Back at Lewiinski’s, before the presentation, Jez Lees received a round off applause for completing his sponsored swim across the Pattaya Bay. Well done Jez. Oneball got lost in a swimming pool somewhere, but managed to get back to Lewiinski’s.
Tuesday, October 14, Laem Chabang - Stableford
A Flight
1st Mark Sherwood (3) 41pts
2nd Paul Henshaw (12) 40pts
3rd Paul West (12) 37pts
B Flight
1st Geoff Kubas (22) 42pts
2nd Kevin Hamilton (19) 39pts
3rd Bill Currell (22) 37pts
A good crowd of Lewiinski’s golfers made the last trip to Laem Chabang, as this was the last Sports Day of the season.
Geoff Kubas made the most of it to blast 42 points to easily win B Flight by three clear shots over Kevin Hamilton on 39. Bill Currell made sure of third spot on 37 points.
A Flight was also a high scoring game, with caddie to the stars Mark “Woody” Sherwood carding an impressive 41 points. The man on form Paul Henshaw took second place one shot adrift on 40 points and Paul West rounded out the flight with 37. Big Bob Dibben shot an even par 36 points to finish one shot out of the frame.
Paul Henshaw, Paul West and Woody (a brace) shared the 2’s.
Wednesday, October 15, Mountain Shadow - Stableford
A Flight
1st Paul Henshaw (12) 35pts
2nd Mark Wood (8) 35pts
B Flight
1st Kevin Hamilton (19) 35pts
2nd nick Payne (14) 33pts
A trip to Mountain Shadow for the Lewiinski’s gang is always a tough assignment as the scores indicate - no participants broke par.
A Flight could not have been tighter; the first three top scores carded were 35 points each. Guess who secured first place? That’s right, Peter Henshaw; his maths put Mark Happy Shoes Wood into second place. The count back loser was the Guv himself, victim of an inferior back nine.
Winning B Flight was Big Kevin Hamilton with, that’s right, 35 points. Filling the flight was Nick Payne on 33 points
Friday, October 17, Greenwood – Stableford
A Flight
1st Nick Strasshine (6) 42pts
2nd Neil Cameron (12) 42pts
B Flight
1st Lou Szigileti (21) 41 pts
2nd Geoff Kubas (15) 34 pts
The Lewiinski’s gang traveled down the vastly improved 331 motorway to play the Wolveridge & Thomson designed Greenwood. The course is in excellent condition, and devoid of tourists ...millionaires’ golf you might say.
B Flight saw Lou Szigileti clean up with an excellent 41 points while Geoff Kubas edged the inform Paul Henshaw by virtue of a count back, both on 34 points
A Flight was a battle between the Scottish pair of Neil Cameron highlander, and the Buckeye boy Nick Strasshine. Both golfers fired an amazing 42 points. Nick’s luck seems to have changed as he edged Neil by the slenderest of margins on a count back. The Right Honorable was three shots adrift in third place, one out of the prizes.
Nick, Neil, Ben O’Connor Tom Byrne and Ken Burgess shared the 2’s pot.
Note: Lewiinski’s is situated on Pattayaland Soi 1, Beach Road Soi 13/3 near to Walking Street. Anyone wishing to play with us just pop in, and add your name to the list otherwise give Bob the Guv a ring on 080 096 8232. Transport is provided.

In-form Macey makes it a double

PSC golf from The Bunker

Monday, October 13, Green Valley - Stableford
1st William Macey (12) 37pts
2nd PJ Redmond (20) 36pts
3rd Paul Smith (2) 36pts
William Macey is coming into a bit of form since his return from the UK (it must be something in the beer!) and he won at Green Valley on Monday with 37 points. PJ took second place on a count back, beating Paul Smith who seems to be struggling to find his form lately.
William also won a near pin prize along with Mashi, Charlie and Ronny Ryan.
Wednesday, October 15, Burapha - Stableford
1st Gerry Cooney (10) net 67
2nd PJ Redmond (20) net 73
3rd William Macey (12) net 73
Not so many turned up for the Medal game at Burapha because of the compulsory cart rule (when will these courses ever learn?).
Well, it was Gerry Cooney’s turn to shine today, winning with a fabulous five-under par net 67 and being rewarded by having a full one stroke cut off his 10 handicap! “PJ” kept up his good form, sneaking into second place on a count back again ahead of William Macey, whose back nine was better than Paul Smith’s meaning Paul was left empty handed after all three of them finished with net 73.
However, Paul took some consolation by winning two near pins with Gerry and William winning the other two.
Friday, October 17, Khao Kheow - Stableford
A Flight
1st William Macey (12) 39pts
2nd Geoff Cox (13) 35pts
3rd Jens Nielsen (2) 33pts
B Flight
1st Mikito Homma (15) 39pts
2nd Gordon Melia (14) 38pts
3rd Charlie Gooch (16) 37pts
Playing stableford at Khao Kheow was a little unusual today as there were a couple of high scores resulting in the two offender’s handicaps being cut! William Macey in the A Flight and Mikito Homma in the B Flight both scored 39 points and that takes some doing at this always difficult track.
The handicap cut was pretty low set at 13, which meant Gordon Melia and “Charlie” Gooch found themselves in the B Flight: Gordon taking second and Charlie surprisingly getting third place with only 30 points.
It took a count back in the A Flight to separate Geoff Cox and Jens Nielsen but it was Geoff who had the better back nine to take the runner up spot.
Jens could still go home happy though because he won two of the near pin prizes with Alan Sullivan, who’s just returned from a break, taking the other two.

City topple leaders in 5-goal thriller

MBMG International League 2008/9

Paul Frain
Pattaya City took on the inform Bullshead Brazilians last weekend in Bangkok, a team unbeaten in their three previous games having scored 15 goals and conceded none.
Pattaya, however, would soon destroy that record in the first minute of the match when Danny Stevens floated in a free kick straight to the unmarked Allastair Paterson, who made no mistake with his header to put City 1-0 in front.

The Bullshead Brazilians on the attack against Pattaya City. (photo courtesy www.somtam.com)

A superb start and just what City needed but they weren’t prepared to rest on their laurels and would double their lead in the 5th minute. City took a quick throw-in deep in the Bullies half with Paul Derbyshire receiving the ball. He shrugged off three defenders and made a perfect pass for top scorer Kai Heckman to shoot past the keeper. That was Kai’s third goal in two games and there is hopefully still more to come from the Pattaya hit-man.
The Bullies reacted and put pressure on City’s defence, but the Pattaya team held tight and gave nothing away. The Bullies won a number of corners and it was from one of these, however, that they did finally manage to pull a goal back. The corner was not cleared and the bullies forward Moarten Kallenburg was on hand to prod the ball into the City’s goal.
City were reduced to counter attacks due to the pressure they were receiving, but came up against a strong defense. The Bullies had a great chance to equalize but the chance went begging from only three yards out. Then City’s keeper Anuruk made an important save to stop a certain goal just before half time.
With City leading 2-1 from the break, they started the second half strongly and earned a corner, which was subsequently wasted. Both midfields tightened their grip and the teams were restricted to taking long shots on goal.
Slowly the Bullies midfield began to get a grip on possession and the City defence was once more coming under pressure. Pattaya were solid however and corners and free kicks were all dealt with confidently. Then City’s Jake Baker made a great run, beating four defenders, but he was taken out before he could shoot for goal and the resulting free kick went wide.
Jake had two reasons to celebrate four minutes later though as he was playing on his 19th birthday and he went on one of his runs through the heart of the Bullies defense, and from an acute angle he released a shot at goal which flashed into the top corner of the net with the Bullies keeper not even moving. A wonder goal giving City a 3-1 lead.
This was a big setback for the Bullies, but they would not lie down and continued to gain corners and take shots, many of which were wasted from good positions. At last the Bullies scored when their right winger China centered the ball and forward Sa bundled the ball home to make it 3-2.
The goal had come too late to alter the match result however as the referee blew for full time soon after to give City their third win of the season.
This coming week City are at home against another unbeaten side The Londoner who will give Pattaya another hard test. If anybody wants to spend an afternoon watching Pattaya City Football Club and has no transport to home or away games give Paul a call on 080 015 9433 and transport can be arranged.

15th TQ Masters Technical Results

TQ Masters Champion (Green Jacket):  Mike “Dabber” Dabanovich (43)
Ladies Champion (Pink Jacket):  Pimu Yoshihashi (43)
Men’s Division 1:  Winner – Mark Wood (42); 1st R/U – John Emmerson (37), 2nd R/U – Rusty Barfield (37).
Men’s Division 2:  Winner – Billy Borta (40); 1st R/U – Christoph Balzli (39), 2nd R/U – Rick Moren (38).
Men’s Division 3:  Winner – Sal Carluccio (39); 1st R/U – Loz Shaw (39), 2nd R/U - Matt Millar (37).
Near Pins:  Ladies’:  #15:  Pimu Yoshihashi.  Men’s:  #5 – Mark Wood; #7 – Steve Ellison, #13 – Cameron Radford; #15 – Kale Karlberg.
Long Drive:  Ladies’:  Pimu Yoshihashi.  Men’s:  Div. I – Kevin MacIntosh;
Div. II – Jeff Kallal; Div. III – Greg Todd.

The Beautiful Game?: by Riz Taylor

To Hull and Back

Thanks heavens for Sunday. After sitting through Saturday’s English Premier League fixtures I was beginning to feel that perhaps, finally, all was lost for the little guys in the crusade against the usual suspects running away with the league. That will still happen, of course, but there is one side making a nuisance of themselves in the right end of the table, and long may it continue.
Saturday’s results make for miserable viewing. Of the seven matches played only four sides won – Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester United. Eighteen goals were scored, and the ‘Big Four’ accounted for fifteen of this total.
Step forward Hull. Michael Turner emerged as the latest hero of Hull’s remarkable assault on the Premier League establishment as his header earned a 1-0 home win over West Ham. Following stunning wins at Arsenal and Tottenham, the Lewisham-born Turner struck to sink Gianfranco Zola’s ailing Hammers in the 51st minute at the KC Stadium on Sunday.
The victory sees the club in the top three, behind Chelsea and Liverpool. It wasn’t a pretty performance from the Tigers, but frankly after seeing the big boys trounce all before them the previous day a bit of old-fashioned battling football was exactly what the doctor ordered for the armchair fan. Sexy football or otherwise, it was enough to put Gianfranco Zola’s ailing West Ham to the sword and add to victories that have helped Brown’s men become the story of the current campaign.
Manager Phil Brown said: “I think we’ve got to provide a little bit more quality on the ball because we can’t survive on set-pieces alone this season. But my biggest problem before the game was maintaining the success. People were talking about bubbles bursting but my simple answer to a bubble bursting is to blow another bubble.
“There’s people dancing in the dressing room so we don’t have to do a warm down any more,” said Brown. “It’s a good atmosphere at the moment and long may it continue.”
No arguments on that statement from me.
Juande we’ll get three points
Juande Ramos admitted Tottenham’s situation was “terrible” after Stoke’s 2-1 win condemned his side to their sixth defeat in eight games. Ramos has presided over Tottenham’s worst ever start to a season and is feeling the pressure. To make matters worse, Gareth Bale and Michael Dawson will be suspended after picking up red cards.
Ramos said: “I am worried about the situation. At the moment it is terrible. Last season we won the Carling Cup and everyone was very happy. At this moment everyone is very sad and I am worried about it as I don’t like this situation.
“We need to work very hard to change this situation and only hard work can change it. This is my job and I am working very hard each day to finish this situation. The responsibility is (with) all the people working in the club starting with me and finishing with the last person - we all have responsibility, when we win and when we lose.”
Asked if he planned to meet Daniel Levy and whether he was confident he had the chairman’s backing, he added: “I don’t know - this is a question for the chairman. I speak to the chairman when he permits us to speak. He’s a very busy person and I don’t know when it will be possible to speak.”
Busy finding a replacement, perhaps? Perhaps Levy should look a little closer to home to find out why Tottenham are underperforming, to put it nicely. Their form is not only the worst in the club’s history at the start of a season, it is also near the bottom of the league for Europe’s top flight teams.
Basement sides in France, Germany and Spain have all accrued greater points hauls and only Reggina’s in Italy is as pathetic as Tottenham’s two - and they have played a game fewer.
Second time lucky?
Emile Heskey could make a shock return to Liverpool, according to The Sun. Striker Heskey, 30, is out of contract after this season. But Kop boss Rafa Benitez may even bid around 3 million pounds to seal the deal in January.
After spearheading England’s 3-1 win in Belarus, Heskey admitted his ambition was to play for one of the big four. “I hope there will be a few managers taking notice of me. Everyone wants to be playing on the big stages — for their country and for their club in the Champions League,” he said. “But I’m still a Wigan player and want to do my best for them.”
Any coincidence in this talk coming up just days before Wigan travelled to Liverpool?
Meanwhile, in other Liverpool-related conspiracy news… Wigan: Valencia sent off after a foul on Alonso. 3 points to Liverpool. Man City: Ireland sent off after a foul on Alonso. 3 points to Liverpool. Everton: Cahill sent off after a foul on Alonso. 3 points to Liverpool. ManU: Vidic sent off after a foul on Alonso. 3 points to Liverpool.
This weekend
A full Premier League programme for you this weekend, and if that’s not enough there’s another one in midweek. Everton versus Manchester United kicks us off, but Sunderland at home to Newcastle United is Saturday’s standout fixture. Hull visit West Brom, while in the late one it’s Blackburn at home to Middlesbrough which is surely a private matter for the fans of both sides. Congratulations if you stay up for that one, but in one of the world’s most exciting locations you really should get out more.
Incidentally clocks in the United Kingdom change this weekend, so if you trust this hastily compiled fixture list, we reserve the right to get the local Thailand times spectacularly incorrect.
Saturday 25 October
Everton v Man Utd, 18:00
Sunderland v Newcastle, 18:45
West Brom v Hull, 21:00
Blackburn v Middlesbrough, 23:30
Sunday sees Liverpool visit Chelsea, which could be a monumental bore. However with Mourinho out of the picture it’s not quite the affair that had you reaching for the Thai whiskey after the first ten minutes that it once was. West Ham and Arsenal might be a decent one, but frankly I’m sick of the sight of the pair of them recently. Pompey versus Fulham in the late one.
Sunday, 26 October
Chelsea v Liverpool, 20:30
Man City v Stoke, 22:00
Tottenham v Bolton, 22:00
Wigan v Aston Villa, 22:00
West Ham v Arsenal, 23:00
Portsmouth v Fulham, 00:00
Don’t forget another full programme midweek. Hull versus Chelsea sticks out as the one to watch, but I fancy Newcastle and West Brom to throw up a potential cracker late Tuesday, early Wednesday as well. See you next week.
Tuesday, 28 October
Newcastle v West Brom, 02:45 Weds
Wednesday, 29 October
Stoke v Sunderland, 02:45 Thurs
Aston Villa v Blackburn, 02:45 Thurs
Hull v Chelsea, 02:45 Thurs
Arsenal v Tottenham, 03:00 Thurs
Bolton v Everton, 03:00 Thurs
Fulham v Wigan, 03:00 Thurs
Liverpool v Portsmouth, 03:00 Thurs
Man Utd v West Ham, 03:00 Thurs
Middlesbrough v Man City, 03:00 Thurs

Rogers cleans up at Khao Kheow

Jomtien Golf with the IPGC

Monday, October 13, Khao Kheow – Stableford
A smaller field than normal at this venue, probably due to the four rounds played last week on the Kanchanaburi tour, but with 23 players out, nearest the pins in two divisions were all to play for. Ben Findon, Chris Holmes, Andy Mills and Ted Morris were all near pin winners in Division 1, while in the lower division Chico, Glyn Evans, Richard Kings and Roger Ribbins picked up the prizes. Roger also collected the 2’s pot that included an additional rollover from Eastern Star.
Andy Mills won the stableford comp in Division 1 with 36 points; three behind in second place was John McLoone and in third place on 32 points came Chris Holmes. Roger Ribbins collected his third prize of the day by winning Division 2 with 35 points, but the bell stayed silent? Count back Burnie came in second with 33 points and 1 point further behind was Jack Hinchey in third.
The ladies tipple was awarded back at Siam Cats to Jim Connelly after the loss of at least 14 balls on the round. Welcome back Jim.
Wednesday, October 15, Green Valley – Stableford
A turnout today of just one player below our maximum field of 36 left a scary scenario for the organizers as we approach the high season. There will be an apologetic sheet on the board at Siam Cats as from the November 1 saying we cannot accept holidaymakers apart from our regular members.
In form, and before his departure to Bangkok for a short while, Andy Mills won Division 1 with 39 points, beating Mikael Andersson by 1, while John McLoone finished third with 36 points. After a net 63 at Mission Hills last week, Cully Monks took the top podium position in Division 2 after recording 38 points, Don Head was second on 35 and Jack Hinchey third with 33 points.
There were an amazing six cards returned with over 20 points on the back nine but all with a poor front nine score, many in single figures. This will be interesting as we are playing our fun game of the month, a 1-2-3 team event here on Oct. 29.
Barry Traynor secured three prizes in the nearest the pins in Division 1 on the 9th, 12th and 16th holes while in Division 2 Don Head, Cully Monks and Page Thomas took the spoils. In the 2’s, a rollover from Khao Kheow plus today’s purse kept Ted Morris smiling after the only birdie, scored on the 12th hole.
Friday, October 17, Eastern Star – Stableford0
Seven groups out today and another win for our regular and in form Irishman, Cully Monks, with 38 points in Division 2. Miss Oam was not amused after her 36 points came in second, and Ken Foster finished third with 34 points.
Paddy Wilson finished third in Division 1 with 36 points while Geoff Stubbs lost out on a back nine count back of 20/18 to Mikael Andersson after they both scored 38 points.
Nearest the pins went to (Div1.) Mikael Andersson, Jim Connelly (2) and Paddy Wilson, and (Div2.) Willy Heetvelde, Don Head and Miss Nom.
Jomtien golf meets every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at Siam Cats, Soi 5 Jomtien Beach road at around 8.30am for a 10.00am tee off time. Please sign up in the bar, there is a month’s schedule on the board, or ring Glyn on 086 837 5464, www.siamcats-jomtiengolf.net

Anderson and Dietrich share the spoils

PSC golf from Phoenix Golf Tuesday Group (Members & Guests)

Mike Gerrard
It was a welcome return for David Smith and Don Francis this week after a spell in good old Blighty. And what a lovely day to greet them, the temperature was quite high and a little humid.
After last weeks medal it was nice to pay a comforting stableford this week, supposedly not so taxing on the scoring. Think again Mac Duff, no one could break par this week. Indeed the two joint winners Matt Anderson and Graham Dietrich could both only manage 34 points apiece.
The whole three courses at Phoenix are now open for the high season onslaught (wishful thinking maybe), and so they are proving that this course is no push over. Although it does not seem the longest and toughest in the area, there are very few obscene scores in any groups.
Playing our little group out of PSC golf also makes sure that handicaps are kept in a controllable fashion, especially with the new instant cutting email programme adopted by PSC groups.
After today’s golf all of the group were very eager to get back to Toy’s Bar for some liquid refreshment and after presenting the two winners with their rewards we drew a lucky draw card, which turned out to be David Smith.
As of November 1, any non-members who play with our group will be able to enjoy the special green fee rate of only 1,000 Baht as a signed in guest of the group. However PSC membership is required along with an official handicap (maximum 28).
Next two weeks will be stableford and the next monthly trophy (stroke play) will be on November 4. If you would like to know more see the list in the PSC office or contact me (Mike Gerrard) on 087 091 7565.

Irish invasion at TRGG

Golf from the Travellers Rest

Reporter Barry Hooper
The TRGG has this week seen an invasion somewhat prior to the start of the high season of numerous golfers from the Emerald Isle.
Tony and Kay Molloy, Noel and Rose Jackson, John O’Leary to name but a few; it is great to see them back with us and joining our ever expanding group of golfers. Last week we lost a few of our English contingent returning after long breaks to their work but this has been more than covered by new visitors, many of them for the first time. We thank them all and hope that they enjoy there time here in Thailand with us at the TRGG.
Monday, October 13, Crystal Bay - Stableford
Div. 1
1st Matt Gibbons (11) 40pts
2nd Bob Mc’Phail (14) 40pts
3rd Jim Sykes (9) 38pts
Div. 2
1st LarsStrom (19) 36pts
2nd Gunnar Vangsnes (22) 35pts
3rd John Dennis (28) 34pts
2’s: Nigel Jones and Jim Sykes
First outing this week was to Crystal Bay on Monday. The numbers as up, it seems at every outing now, so there were two flights and the scores were big with a fight out for first in Division 1 at 40pts between Matt Gibbons and Bob McPhail, with the count back going to Matt. Jim Sykes was back in third at 38.
In Division 2 it was Lars Strom, who has also recently come back and joined us, who took it by one from Gunner Vangsnes, and John Dennis (our hole in one man from last week) was in third at 34.
There were two 2’s on the day from Nigel Jones and Jim Sykes.
Tuesday, October 14, Laem Chabang - Stableford
Div. 1
1st Ray Allison (12) 39pts
2nd Mark Bell (12) 38pts
3rd Robert Lamond (5) 38pts
Div. 2
1st Brian Holmes (15) 37pts
2nd Gunnar Vangsnes (22) 35pts
3rd John Dennis (28) 34pts
2’s: Phil Knight
Laem Chabang was the venue of the day on Tuesday. This is a great course and a very good turnout so two divisions were played. Everyone remarked how good this course is: Tough but fair and this reflected in the scores submitted.
Brian Holmes made Division 2 his own with 37pts followed by Gunnar Vangsnes in second (this was becoming a habit for Gunnar) at 35 and John Dennis also for his second consecutive third spot at 34, beating Eamon Murtagh on count back.
Division 1 belonged to Ray Allison at 39 and Mark Bell took second at 38 after a count back over Robert Lamond.
Just the one ‘2’ from Phil Knight.
Thursday, October 16, Phoenix Mountain & Lakes – Stableford
Div. 1
1st Matt Gibbons (11) 37pts
2nd Liam Horgan (12) 36pts
3rd Robert Lamond (5) 36pts
Div. 2
1st Frank Kelly (14) 38pts
2nd Eddie Townsend (16) 36pts
3rd Hugh Byrne (13) 33pts
Div. 3
1st John Dennis (28) 37pts
2nd Peter Morris (23) 31pts
3rd Les Burns (30) 30pts
2’s: Eddie Townsend, Nijole Murtagh
Near Pins: Mod Chaviraksa, Nijole Murtagh
On Thursday it was back for one of our regular visits to Phoenix (Mountain and Lake) and we had a massive turnout so three divisions.
The visit last week to Phoenix belonged to John Dennis (hole in one) and despite the fact that he was one of those having to return to the UK, he decided that he was going out on a win and took Division 3 with 37pts, six clear of second placed Peter Morris, and yet another returning player Les Burns was in third spot at 30, beating Lars Strom on the count back.
Frank Kelly took Division 2 with 38pts over Eddie Townsend at 36 and Hugh Byrne at 33.
Division 1 went to Matt Gibbons for his second win of the week at 37pts, just the one up on Laim Horgan and Robert Lamond, with runner-up honours going to Liam on the count back.
Two 2’s recorded by Eddie Townsend and Nijole Murtagh, who also won a near pin along with Mod Chaviraksa.
Saturday, October 18, Greenwood – Stableford
Div. 1
1st Fergus Brennan (10) 37pts
2nd Liam Horgan (12) 36pts
3rd Phil Knight (10) 35pts
4th Nigel Jones (13) 34pts
5th Frank Kelly (14) 33pts
Div. 2
1st Barry Hooper (32) 36pts
2nd William Chadwick (30) 35pts
3rd Eamon Murtagh (18) 34pts
4th Lars Strom (19) 34pts
5th David Cole (17) 30pts
2’s: Mod Chaviraksa
On Saturday we diverted from our regular weekend visit to Eastern Star and went to Greenwood. The numbers were very big again so two flights. The weather was very hot all day and the course was in excellent condition with the greens very hard and fast, which made it very difficult to hold the pitch shots.
Some very good scores came in, particularly for our organiser Fergus who has been missing at the top of the lists for some weeks. He posted a 37pts for a win of Division 1; Liam Horgan was second at 36 and Phil Knight third at 35. We also awarded fourth and fifth prizes in both divisions this week because someone on the course, not from the TRGG, decided to remove two of the TRGG near pin markers before everyone had a chance to record there attempts, thus nullifying any records.
In Division 2 yours truly won with 36pts and was promptly advised of a two shot cut in handicap upon return to Pattaya. William Chadwick, who is our eldest member at seventy-seven, was second at 35pts and Eamonn Murtagh beat Lars Strom for third spot on count back. David Cole took fifth place after a count back over Kay Molloy and Andy Galvin.
Only the one ‘2’ and that was Mod Chaviraksa with a very long putt of some thirty-feet.

Russell ‘Aces’ at Green Valley

IPGC golf from The Haven

Monday, October 13, Green Valley - Stableford
1st Trevor Schirmer 36pts
2nd Geoff Picken 35pts
3rd Chris Knapp 34pts
4th Russell Exley 34pts
With the tees set firmly at the back of the white tee positions, scoring was at a premium even though the course was in excellent condition with the greens running fast and true.
Trevor Schirmer made a welcome and happy return to the top of the podium with a very solid round of level par after spending several weeks in the doldrums following the dramatic 3-shot cut in handicap. Things now would seem to be on at least an even keel and Trevor’s game will surely now start to return to normal in the future.
Geoff Picken took second place with a steady round, but having spent a quarter of his pension in recent weeks on seemingly hours and hours and lessons, he is at last reaping some benefit, but at the present rate of return it will still take until he is 137 before he will recoup his to date expenditure. But at least it is a start.
Chris Knapp once again showed that consistency on and around ones handicap will be rewarded and took third place ahead of Russell Exley with a better 18 count back against Russell’s 15.
There were no 2’s in the second division but Rodney Hayes and Alan Griffiths had one each in the first division.
Unfortunately for them Russell Exley celebrated the arrival of his long left sister, in Pattaya for a bit of non-Essex culture, with his first Hole-In-One to sweep the two divisions including the double rollover in the second division. Russell’s feat came on the difficult number 9 hole with a six iron that landed softly and gently rolled into the cup for a moment to savour in a typically quite and understated way.
Back at The Haven Russell happily blew the horn to celebrate the double occasion.
Before presenting the prizes The Doc welcomed back Gaute Moen.
Wednesday, October 15, Mountain Shadow - Stableford
1st Stephen Beard 36pts
2nd Mike Dabanovich 35pts
3rd Rick Holmes 35pts
4th Trevor Schirmer 33pts
Playing from the blue tees at Mountain Shadow to anywhere around ones handicap is a sure way to get on the podium out of The Haven, and on the day Stephen Beard at last made a return to the top step with a very careful round whilst playing his match play fixture.
Mike Dabanovich showed flashes of his potential with a solid one-under, which included a very good closing nine to beat Rick Holmes into third place with count backs of B9 19, B6 13 and b3 7 against Rick’s 5 over the last three holes. Trevor Schirmer underlined his continued form with a three-over for fourth spot.
There were no 2’s in the second division but Mike Dabanovich and David Cass had one a piece in the first division.
Back at The Haven David and Ann Marie Cass were welcomed as new members and brother Phillip, the family’s designated drinker, was welcomed back.
The day was also the semi-finals of the Haven Matchplay Knockout were in match one, Alan Griffiths was taking on B.J. Smith and giving seven shots. It needed all of Alan’s wiles to keep ahead of B.J. and after having gone 3-up twice and been pulled back the match stood at all square on the final hole with B.J. receiving a shot. With Alan in trouble off the tee the result seemed a forgone conclusion until the inconceivable happened as B.J. inexplicably four putted, something nobody from Soi 13 can ever remember happening since golf began, to lose the hole and the match one down.
In the second match Norman Isherwood also had to give a lot of shots, eight to be precise, to Stephen Beard. Things immediately started to look difficult from the first hole, with Stephen down the middle and halving with a very good chip and putt par. Stephen then won the next four and stood five up after 7 as Norman struggled to play with any sort of rhythm. Then around the turn Norman grabbed 2 from the next five holes but Stephen closed it out on the 15th with another solid par to finish the match 4 & 3.
So on to Phoenix on Wednesday Oct. 22, where Alan will again have to give up eight shots to the ever-hopeful Stephen.
During the match play games one of the more interesting rulings was given by the caddys, “that the path out of bounds to the right of the 14th (the one around the lake) was only out of bounds for Japanese golfers, all others could take a free drop from the path”. Not a local rule that will be adopted by the IPGC no doubt.
Friday, October 17, Khao Kheow - Stroke play
1st Norman Isherwood net 69
2nd Roar Berger net72
3rd Marty Rock net72
4th David Cass net 72
5th Tom Parks net 73
6th Kevin Townsend net 74
7th Rodney Hayes net 74
Norman Isherwood played 100% better than his previous outing to easily take the top honours at Khao Kheow, a stroke play event from the white tees.
With the course now playing as well as any other in the area, with the back to normal width fairways and rough that gives the player some possibilities but still presents enough of a deterrent to keep out of it, it is again a real pleasure and would be a joy for the designer, Pete Dye, to behold in it’s present condition.
Norman’s round was by far the best of the day and winning by three did not fully reflect the controlled game that he produced, but was a very welcome change from the week’s earlier rounds.
Roar Berger took second spot ahead of Marty Rock and David Cass who both had the same score but a worse inward half with Roar getting a one-under 36, Marty a level par 36 and David a one over-35. Tom Parks slipped into 5th with a one-over and in the mentions column were Kevin Townsend and Rodney Hayes at two-over.
Once again there were no 2’s in the second division and also there were none in the first division.
Before presenting the prizes the Doc welcomed back Kevin Townsend.

Gardner lays 42 points on Emerald

PSC golf from P J Pool Bar

Neil Duncan
Tuesday, October 14, Khao Kheow C & A (White Tees) - Stableford
A compact group took on KK, which was up to its usual high standards both in condition of the course and as a test of golf.

Emerald winners (left to right) David Gardner, a lovely Emeraldess and Joel Flor.

Monte Sykes (5) had the best of the day with 37 points followed by John Roddis (11) with 35 and then Jeff Wylie (7) on 31 points edging out yours truly on a last 3 holes count back.
Near pin bonuses were scooped by John Roddis (2), Monte Sykes and Jeff Wylie.
Back at P J Pool Bar for a liter or two of re-hydration, Monte Sykes gave us a hugely droll account of his recent visit to meet his in-laws somewhere (Monte knows not where) in the depths of Northern Thailand.
Thursday, October 16, The Emerald (White Tees) - Stableford
A Flight (0–18)
1st David Gardner (10) 42pts
2nd Neil Duncan (15) 37pts
3rd Bob Drumm (11) 35pts
B Flight (19+)
1st Joel Flor (19) 37pts
2nd Ian Campbell (22) 33pts
3rd David Johnson (21) 32pts
Seventeen of us turned out to test the Emerald’s charms on this fine 36C day. The competition results were as stated above while the near pin bonuses went to John Roddis, Ken Hole, Jeff Wylie and Keith Hodges. Meanwhile yours truly canned the longest first putt on the 18th green. The average score for the day was 30.8 points.
Aka O’Reilly told me confidentially in the clubhouse that the next time he witnesses a member of our group scolding a caddie for advising the ‘wrong putting line’ he is going to bop the geezer smack in his ignorant gob.
Note: Any golfers seeking to play with our group that wish to know about the format please visit P J Pool Bar & Restaurant on Soi Watboonsamphan (Soi Kanoi) or phone Neil on 0895110575.

Charles leads home chasing pack at Phoenix

PSC golf from Tropical Bert’s

Thomas Cotton
Tuesday, October 14, Phoenix - Stableford
1st Les Charles, 41 pts
2nd Bill Knight, 38 pts
3rd Derek Brook, 37 pts
4th Mashi Kenata, 35 pts
Near Pins: Derek Brook, Les Charles, Colin Cronin, Mashi Kenata
Long Putts: Les Burns, Dick Warberg 
Tuesday morning the sky was sunny but before noon ominous coal black clouds, interspersed with thunder and thick rain in the nearby hills threatened our play, but lucky for us, the sky didn’t part and all the players were able to finish without “getting wet”.

Bill Knight, Mashi Kenata, Derek Brook, Les Charles and waitress from Bert’s.
Except for the exceedingly slow greens, it was otherwise an uneventful day, that is apart for those few unlucky players who were viciously swarmed by a gang of ravenous dragonflies, driven by an extreme shortage of mosquitoes.
After the game we found the famous club restaurant with delicious pineapple shakes and tummy-tingling tom yum goong soup. After dining, I suffered from disorientation in the multi-storied Phoenix clubhouse, where I felt as though I was trapped inside an M.C. Escher painting with stairs going up and down but leading nowhere. Fortunately, Macho Man, Derek Brook had discovered a secret egress through the back door around the clubhouse which enabled us to escape the maze of stairs and reach the parking lot without feeling as though we had just trekked to the Mount Everest Base Camp.
After we arrived at the parking lot, we were able to wend our way back to Pattaya and Tropical Bert’s Beach Bar, which isn’t actually on the beach, but is reputed to be located within the tropics. And from that very venue, we regaled the winners:

No change at the top as Montana march on

PSC Friday Bowling League

200 Bowlers: Mio, Mai, Dang, Nual & Aht.

Number one Montana took three points from Montgomery while number two VFW Post 9876 lost four to Café Ole. Third placed Café Kronborg split 2-2 with Sala Thai Restaurant and Sabai Sabai Friday won three from Bavaria. House of the Golden Coin split 2-2 with Brother D and Canada won three from Jack Tar.
The 200 bowlers this week were Mio - 235, Mai - 200, Dang - 211, Nual - 213 & Aht – 200.

Results & Standings Oct 17 (week 14)
Team                                       Points             Standings
Montana                                    3 – 1               40.5 - 15.5
VFW Post 9876                         0 - 4                   34 - 22
Café Kronborg                            2 - 2                   33 - 23
Sabai Sabai Friday                     3 – 1                  33 - 23
Montgomery                              1 – 3               27.5 - 28.5
Café Ole                                    4 – 0                  26 - 30
House of the Golden Coin            2 – 2                  26 – 30
Brother D                                    2 - 2                25.5 - 26.5
Bavaria                                      1 - 3                24.5 - 31.5
Sala Thai Restaurant                   2 - 2                   23 - 33
Jack Tar                                    1 – 3                  22 - 34
Canada                                     3 - 1                   21 – 35

The Square Ring: by Howie Reed

It was a shocker of gigantic portions. Sunday morning on the Boardwalk in Atlantic City, New Jersey there were three men in the ring when the bell rang for the opening round of the feature fight. Two of them shouldn’t have been there. One of those was 26-year old Kelly Pavlik, now 34-1, as he was given a lesson in boxing by aged 43-year old Bernard Hopkins (49-5-1).
The argument can be made that this was the 4-1 underdog Hopkins’ finest 36 minutes. It would be tough to disagree. Hopkins was quicker, smarter, aggressive and better prepared. After 12 rounds the judges’ scores mirrored the action in the ring at 119-106, 118-108, 117-109 for Hopkins. TSR had it 118-109.
“Pavlik is a great champion in the middleweight division. He should stay there,” wrote Sir Frog. He points out that, “many great champions like De La Hoya tried to move up in weight and it doesn’t work. Roy Jones Jr. did it but he was the best and still has something in him. You’ll see when he beats Calzaghe into retirement. Old guys come out of retirement and beat the young ones, showing them how they did it in the old days.”
Sir Frog hit the nail on the head as usual. Scary thought that, a Frog with a hammer. Pavlik moved up in weight but couldn’t carry his power or couldn’t dominate a real bigger man.
“This teaches us he has to fight at middleweight,” commented promoter Bob Arum. “He doesn’t have a punch at this weight.”
Notice how old magnanimous Bob Arum uses “us” instead of “I”. Two of Arum’s superstars in Pavlik and Cotto have seen their undefeated records, star appeal and PPV value, dim in recent months.
Hopkins exploited a chink in the Pavlik boxing armor. Pavlik was beat by an opponent moving forward and throwing punches. “I think this was the best performance of my career. Better than Tarver, better than Trinidad, better than Oscar, better than my 21 defenses,” said Hopkins.
He was right. Pavlik didn’t belong in the ring as Hopkins put on a clinic. The other person that didn’t belong in the ring was referee Benjy Esteves jr. who was, to be charitable, horrible.
One final croak from Sir Frog: “Well Bernard Hopkins, you surprised the Boxing World with your performance at 43 years old and not against a nobody but against a champion who had never been defeated! Waw!”
More from
the Lily Pad
One of the joys about boxing and covering it is that there are usually no black and white situations. It’s not like going to McDonalds where, surveys say, most people like the Big Mac with an order of fries and a Coke.
Last week, in reporting on the Sam Peter-Klitschko fight, Sir Frog croaked, “A great performance for an European boxer (Americans call it boring).” And he’s right. We Americans, being of superior skill and intelligence, although that mantle may not hold up after the first Tuesday in November, are of the opinion that boxing is about fighting. I know it’s an arcane theory but one we hold dear.
Another view
Jeeves ratted me out last week by telling the world that I fell asleep during the Peter-Kiltschko match. True fact. Vic “O.R.” Cross is a boxing expert living in Pattaya. His opinion of European boxing goes hand and fist with “Moi’s”.
“I got up at 2:30AM to watch a fight that I would rate as so-so,” said O.R. “Hardly worth the sleep I lost. I guess I could have gone to town at that unholy hour but the TQ was closed and all the hot katoeys had been swept off the streets. Klitschko was too big for Peter, the so-called Nigerian Nightmare. Peter used what few brains he might have to say ‘No mas.’ I am also saying ‘No mas’ to these boring heavyweight fights that come at weird hours and interrupt my dewy dreams.”
The Real Nigerian Nightmare
Samuel Peter, the “The Nigerian Nightmare.” The term was actually first applied to a professional football player for the Kansas City Chiefs named Christian Okoye.
In boxing the “original” Nigerian Nightmare was heavyweight Ike “The General” Ibeabuchi, whose 20 –0 record with 15 KO’s belied his talent. He was overpowering. His win over David Tua in 1997 was one of the great fights of the era. He sealed his place at the head of the heavyweight division when he KO’d Chris Byrd in 5 back in 1999. That would be Ibeabuchi’s last fight in the ring.
His fights, from that point on, were in the courtroom. Promoter Bob Arum hired the best lawyers money could buy but even the greatest lawyer couldn’t save Ibeabuchi from himself. It would serve no purpose to chronicle his legal problems here. He seemed a “man-child” who just needed a firm hand on his shoulder in a fatherly manner.
At one time Mr. Arum, working with the lawyers, had arranged a “deal” that would have allowed Ibeabuchi’s to continue fighting while paying the penalty for his actions. In court Ibeabuchi, for no apparent reason, attacked a court deputy. That ended any chance he had. All deals off. It marked the end of his boxing career along with his freedom.
Ibeabuchi currently resides in a mental facility in Nevada. One wonders if Ike ever heard Budd Schulberg’s written line from “On the Waterfront” when Marlon Brando’s character says, “I could have been a contender.” He was a contender and true Nigerian Nightmare in more ways than one.
Results at Yoyogi Arena, Tokyo, Japan
A big WBC twin bill title fight in Japan last week: A couple of lads from south of the USA border, which some call the lower USA, were invited to take part.
WBC feather champ Oscar Larios (64-6-1) survived a very bad knockdown in the fourth to win a “controversial” split decision. Boxing Hall of Fame’s Joe Koizumi at ringside wrote, “Aoh looked a winner rather than Larios, so the spectators were stunned by the debatable verdict.”
Under the WBC open scoring system after 4 round it was 37-37 twice and 38-36 for Aoh. Joe K seems to have problems with the scoring of the 4th round. In that round Aoh sent Larios to the deck.
“His damage was such that referee Vic Drakulich might have almost tolled a fatal ten. The champ’s pride pulled himself up, and he gamely resumed fighting with rubbery legs. Aoh attacked him hard, but the bell came to his rescue.” writes Joe K.
The 4th round would have been 10-8 for Aoh except that referee Drakulich correctly instructed a deduction of a point from Aoh’s score. There was a clash of heads with Larios getting cut. Under WBC eye-cut rule in this case the fighter not getting cut is penalized 1 point.
After the 8th round the open scoring had the fight a draw with one score 75-75 with 78-76 scores from the remaining judges, each favoring a boxer. After 12 the all USA judging crew had it for Larios by SD: David Sutherland (115-111) and Hubert Minn (114-112) for Larios. Nevada’s Duane Ford gave the hometown boxer the edge 114-112. Mr. Ford sometimes sees things differently and not necessarily wrong.
Results at The Cube in Sydney
Local promoter and friend of TSR, Mr. Sonchai jr.’s boxer Tai Tor Silachai (10-1) traveled to The Cube in Campbletown, Sydney, Australia last week. He took the trip in an attempt to win the WBC interim youth featherweight title from hometown lad Davey Brown (13-0). Browne has had good luck with Thai invaders as his last two wins came against Thai boxers. It was almost a shut out over 10 stanzas with scores of 100-91, 99-91 and 98-92 for Browne.
Klitchko- Povetkin - a go
The dazzling and spectacular world IBF/WBO/IBO heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko will defend against Alexander Povetkin on December 13. The match will take place in the SAP Arena named in honor of those that will purchase tickets to this mismatch. Klitschko (51-3) will be facing a man that has only 16 fights with none against anybody who would remotely be qualified as “good.”
“Alexander Povetkin is a very strong opponent,” stated Klitschko. “Both of us are Olympic champions.” Which explains why Olympic boxing has become the yawn it is. Povetkin promised, “I will get that belt. It is my turn, I am the future.”
So much for that brighter future scenario!
Next week in Germany
Sir Frog’s pal, WBA super-middleweight champion Mikkel Kessler (40-1), will defend “this” title for the first time against Danilo Haussler (29-3-1) at The Burgwachter Castello in Dusseldorf.
Kessler’s only loss came against Joe Calzaghe in November of ’07 when his total lack of power became apparent as he lost both the WBA/WBC titles. When Calzaghe gave up the WBA title it became vacant so Kessler won it back against Dimitri Sartison (22-1) by KO. It was a “wear him down KO” not a “holy smoke what a punch KO.”
Haussler? Mainly fought on the German circuit against “guys going nowhere.” That may be the formula for getting a title fight. Ranked the #36 super-middleweight in the world, so even fighting at home probably won’t help. Kessler by UD.
He said What?... “Nacho Nacho Man”
Every sport has what’s called the “silly season.” For boxing it’s always silly season, especially when a “really big” fight looms on the horizon. The “really big” fight on the horizon which most boxing fans await with baited breath (a tic-tac might help) is De La Hoya-Pacquiao. The silly stuff started early when Pacquiao trainer Freddy Roach floated the theory that “Pacquiao would have the support of the Mexican fans because Pacquiao beat a lot of Mexicans.”
When De La Hoya appointed Ignacio “Nacho Man” Beristain as his trainer he inserted a great boxing man and also great when it comes to a quote.
“After what will happen on December 6, Manny Pacquiao will be more than willing to move down to 135 or 130lbs because he is going to get a tremendous beating,” Beristain said in an overseas telephone interview. Many agree.
Jeeves Jives
‘Your Lordship, might I assume that you fell asleep during Hopkins-Pavlik or just relied on that poor overworked and underpaid Monsieur Sir Frog?’
‘Neither you English prat, I viewed the fight live at the Santa Fe Casino amongst the locals whilst enjoying an occasional MGD.’
‘Your Lordship, I have an electronic transmission from a former top television executive and a long time friend of yours. He writes: “‘Whilst’ is a gay word used only by Shakespearian wannabees. You can get by safely using it in print, but say it in front of the wrong guys like the boxing crowd and you’ll get pounded into the ground. A favorite ‘gay’ word of mine is ‘albeit’. If you must use it, write it.”’
‘Jeeves, whilst you were reciting the communication from J. Stuart, me thought it about time for a flagon of lager, and maybe some tobacco sticks.

Sailors strike a storm in Sattahip race weekend

Kipsan Beck
Sailing in Pattaya during the rainy season can often see unpredictable conditions on a daily basis.  For the Serenity Blue Wave Series, long distance racing saw the fleet hit with 35 knots and a large thunderstorm last weekend, reminding all sailors of the importance of safety and preparation.

“Gulf Charters” heads out in the choppy seas.

After a week of calm winds, the OMYC sailing fleet set off last Saturday morning, October 18, on a long distance course around Koh Krahm leading to the area near the Thai Naval base in Sattahip.  Only Pascal Leray’s Breakaway managed to finish the course before a large thunderstorm swept in, with huge gusts and pounding seas.  Sunday’s return sail also featured unseasonably fresh conditions as the boats rounded several off shore islands before making their way to Ocean Marina.
On the way back, Gary Bagueley’s El Coyote managed to beat Pascal Leray on line and handicap to take the daily double; in a turn of fortune The Sting was forced to play second fiddle to Voodoo Doll both days.
This opens up an interesting race for the series wins, held over 3 months with just 1 day remaining in November.  For keelers, Breakaway is in first, but El Coyote can beat them if racers see strong winds.  In multihulls, The Sting and Voodoo Doll remain tied on points.
By racing long distance, Ray Waldron’s Gulf Charters has moved up the standings, and may even be able to beat Scott Duncanson in The Lofts Southshore to first place for Platus.  Platu racer Morten Jakobsen is currently racing in the regional final of the Nations Cup Match Race series for the right to represent Asia, and so has fallen in the standings locally due to his absence.  Weera’s Fun Wes once again has already sewn up the cruising division with a day to spare.
Moving into the winter, Jomtien sees strong northerly winds with excellent rain free sailing conditions from November onwards, no doubt many of the sailors are also eyeing racing in Thailand’s prestigious Kings Cup Regatta with a large contingent from Pattaya expected to race in Phuket.
OMYC Sailing is a non-profit organization formed to promote keelboat sailing at Ocean Marina, Jomtien.  Racing is held usually on the 2nd weekend each month, and is supported through sponsorship from Raimon Land, Ocean Marina Yacht Club, Gulf Charters, Bluewave Water Sports and Simpson Marine.  Beginners and experienced sailors are welcome to join racing, training and cruising, with places usually available. 

“Breakaway” was the only boat to complete the course on Saturday.

Divine intervention can’t halt Bill Key

PSC golf from the Three Sisters Bar & Grill

Pattaya Country Club saw the Three Sisters regulars out on the course on 14 October and a beautiful day it was. The course is in good shape and the scores reflected it.

Tuesday’s winner Bill Key, left, with runner-up Bob Benda.

Despite the dearth of refreshment stands open, our players toughed it out until they could get themselves to Caddy Shack II. While tallying up the score cards the skies darkened, a cloud opened and a bolt of lightning flew down striking one particular score card. A booming voice was heard saying, “You will never see that high a handicap again, sandbagger.”
After recovering from the shock, it turns out that Bill Key, of former handicap 29, came in with 44 points. That may have accounted for divine comment. Bob Benda, a regular in the papers, trailed in with 34 points - Bob was hesitant to get into the picture with Bill, fearing another “Thunderbolt”.
Herbie Ishinaga served up some very tasty ham and “Mae” served up some iced cold beverages to end a perfect day.

Harvey top scores in record week for the Outback Golf Bar

PSC Golf from the Outback Golf Bar

Joey’s column - Part 1
Monday, October 13, Burapha - Stableford
Maintenance work on the course at Burapha today, gave 35 Outbackers an interesting and unusual combination of playing American Links and Dunes combined as a course. Electing to play from the blue tees, Capt’ Bob set them a tough task and only Gary Blackburne & Kevin Moraghan could demonstrate that they were up to the job. Gary shot 37 to win Div A, six points ahead of the next three all on 31, Paul Bourke, Mick Abbott & Bernie Segrave; and Kevin, who scored 36 points was four clear of second placed, Bob Lindborg in Div B.
Div C found it tough with Paul Kelly taking the honours on 33, six more than Geoff Moodie (27) and Bob Sarcasmo one further back.
There were five ‘2’s from Bernie Segrave, Gary Blackburne, Tony Glidden, Bob Lindborg & Kevin Moraghan.
Div A (0-12)
1st Gary Blackburne (7) 37pts
2nd Bernie Segrave (7) 31pts
3rd Paul Bourke (10) 31pts
4th Mick Abbott (8) 31pts
Div B (13-16)
1st Kevin Moraghan (14) 36pts
2nd Bob Lindborg (16) 32pts
3rd Ian Middlemiss (15) 32pts
4th Joe Mooneyham (14) 31pts
Div C (17+)
1st Paul Kelly (24) 33pts
2nd Geoff Moodie (26) 27pts
3rd Bob Sarcasmo (22) 26pts
4th Irene Middlemiss (30) 25pts
Wednesday, October 15, Greenwood - Stableford
Whilst a large contingent of Outbackers was away in Chiang Mai, seventeen more turned out at Greenwood to play the A & B courses. Harvey Samuel was quick to take advantage of a quiet course with ideal playing conditions, amassing a total of 43 points to twin the day. With that score of course, he has earned himself a small handicap adjustment from 16.4 to 14.9, probably getting close to the lowest he’s ever been. It remains to be seen what his handicap will be next week, as the new ones are due on Saturday 18 Oct.
Des Scott also liked the course notching up 40, two ahead of Nigel Cannon in third with 38.
Although this course does seem to play easier than most and some good scores were returned today, there were no ‘2’s
1st Harvey Samuel (16) 43pts
2nd Des Scott (11) 40pts
3rd Nigel Cannon (25) 38pts
4th Alan Pearce (20) 36pts
5th Bob Philp (7) 35pts
6th Marlene Prudden (21) 35pts
Friday, October 17, Siam Plantation - Stableford
There was a good stiff breeze blowing across the Siam Plantation course today, it’s direction giving some sign that the dry season is not far away. When the wind is present, it changes the character of many holes, in particular the par-4 fourth on Sugarcane. In the past it has been difficult to reach in two for many golfers, but today was being collared with a driver and six-iron or even eight-iron. Yves Moutier went one better, he didn’t just reach the green, he holed out his second shot for an eagle ‘2’, for 5 stableford points in one hit. That would wake anybody’s card up! Great shot Yves!!
Forty-one Outbackers were out there, playing Sugarcane & Pineapple, in generally tricky conditions as the scores suggest. The Div A cut was at 10 today, which is unusually low, but still with fourteen guys in this category, 31 was the best they could manage. A three-way count back on that number resulted in Dave Smith taking it from Terry O’Connor & Dave Palmer.
One player in Div B was a little better, namely Tony Glidden who won with 33, three clear of Tom Fitzpatrick (30), who in turn was 2 more in front of Steve Plant on 28.
However, the top score of the day came from the Div C winner, John McGavin who managed 34 points beating Rick Kaufman by one. Michael Padilla was third on 31 and Jack Hinchey got the better of his mate, Ben Findon, to take fourth.
Just as a matter of interest, the average returned score in Div A was 26.9; in Div B, 25.4 and Div C, 27.0
There were four ‘2’s, two conventional ones from Tom Fitzpatrick & Eric Curley; Tony Glidden chipped his in and of course Yves Moutier with his, on a par 4.
Div A (0-10)
1st Dave Smith (9) 31pts
2nd Terry O’Connor (10) 31pts
3rd David Palmer (6) 31pts
4th Jim Sykes (9) 29pts
Div B (11-14)
1st Tony Glidden (12) 33pts
2nd Tom Fitzpatrick (13) 30pts
3rd Steve Plant (14) 28pts
4th Gary Ralph (12) 28pts
Div C (15+)
1st John McGavin (27) 34pts
2nd Rick Kaufman (27) 33pts
3rd Michael Padilla (17) 31pts
4th Jack Hinchey (22) 29pts
Friday, October 17, Eastern Star – Stableford
The alternate at Eastern Star this week, had 14 Outbackers tackling this attractive Ban Chang resort. It has recently undergone some green improvements, and apparently the course is now in quite good condition.
Geoff, clearly found no fault with it, as he powered in with 40 points after his strenuous week in Chiang Mai (see report on page 46), four clear of the next best, Orawan Sodok. Chad, who also played all week in Chiang Mai, wasn’t quite so lucky, scrambling to a mere 24 points. Brian Prudden came in third, one point ahead of Roy Thornton on 33.
There were no ‘2’s, so the pot was added to the prize money.
Finally, this has been a record week for the Outback Golf Bar with a total of 225 rounds of golf being played. Thanks for your support.
That’s all for now. If you have any thoughts, scandalous stories or suggestions, why not drop me a line at [email protected].
The Outback Golf Bar is situated about 6km from Sukhumvit Road along Soi Siam Country. All are welcome to come and join us for a beer and a hit. Just call in and put your name down on the list or give Bob a call on 087 941 2474. More information can be found on our website www. outbackgolfbar.com

Mike Winfield takes Monthly Mug at Phoenix

PSC golf from The Café Kronborg

Derek Brook
Monday, October 13, Treasure Hill – Stableford
Treasure Hill was the host for a stableford competition in two flights with the handicap cut at 19. The A Flight did not have very good scores, with a three-way count back on 29 points: Harry Griffiths was first with Walter Bachli in second and Dave Richardson in third.

Dave, left, presents the Monthly Mug award to Mike Winfield.

Tom Cotton took the B Flight with 41 points, the best score of the day by 6 points, ahead of Chris Borrett in second with 35 points and Kenny Chung in third with 33 points.
The first of the two scrambles in November is Bjarne’s Birthday Scramble on November 6 at Burapha, and the second is the Ray Rogers Turkey Day Scramble, also at Burapha on November 27, American Thanksgiving Day.
Thursday, October 16, Phoenix - Monthly Mug
The good news for the ‘High Season’ is that we will continue to play the Monthly Mug at Phoenix. I say the good news because the alternative, while cheaper, is too awful to contemplate. So all is good ahead.
This is a much better course than it was some years ago, and in the present financial climate that is hard to say of most courses. It has been made much harder, and this can be seen from the scores that win the Mug these days and the ones that used to win. I can remember someone with a net 62 losing, mind on count back, while these days a net 69/70 is usually good enough to win.
On to business, and on this day we had a return to big turnouts and were scrambling for Tee times. So nine groups set off and despite being behind groups ahead we managed to forge ahead steadily and the first group finished in under 4 hours.
The course was in variable condition, with the first nine, the Lakes, having good greens and the second nine, The Ocean, having bumpy, bouncy and sandy greens. The rest of the course was in its usual fine condition with excellent views. I always like a course with fine views; it gives me something to look at from the rough.
Round over and then back to the Cafe Kronborg for it’s one time a month presentation back at the ‘Ranch’.
In the A Flight, 0 to 18, the winner was Frank Pilkington with a net 70. He won a three way count back with Per Olaf Baarli in second and Monte Sykes in third. In the B Flight the scores were not quite so good, with the winner being Arthur Bailey with net 73, our 80 year old who walks and wins, ahead of Per Brown with net 74 and in third Graham Buckingham with net 75.
So to the winner, and after months when the winner has not broken net 70, this month we had a real winner when Mike Winfield strolled in with a net 66. Well done Mike.
Near Pins went to Derek Brook, Colin Cronin, Peter Hammond and Takeshi Hakozaki.

Ray Dell saves the best till last

Outback Bar Chiang Mai Challenge

Just a few of the Chiang Mai contenders.

Joey’s column - Part 2
Forty-seven Outbackers, thirty-eight of whom were golfers, have just returned from an amazingly successful and enjoyable trip to Chiang Mai, where the weather was wonderful throughout the entire four days from 12 - 16 October.
Day 1 - Royal Chiang Mai (Mon, 13 Oct.)
Still running on Plan A, 36 Outbackers enjoyed the beautiful surroundings of this splendid Chiang Mai course. Two ladies in the group were unfortunately unable to play in a keenly fought battle for the first day lead.
Nobody was able to beat their handicap, but considering that most had not previously played this course, the four musketeers that scored 36 points did remarkably well. One of them was the winner of Div B, Mike O’Brien, playing off his new handicap of 19. The other three all came from Div C; Joachim Oestreicher, Alan Griffiths and the surprising winner on count back, Barry Rothberg.
Barry, who only just made the bus after a busy night before, started poorly with two wipes. However, he got his act together finishing strongly with 22 on the back nine to gain a share of the overall lead.
Pat Regan was the best in a low scoring Div A, with 34 points, from Graham Hiskett on 32 and Bruce Milner 30. Mam Morel scored 31 points to win the ladies division.
There were six ‘2’s to go into the 3-day ‘2’s pot, coming from Ray Dell, Kerry Ford, John Lawton, Barry Chadbourn, Mike O’Brien & Kamol Thongkiao.
Div A (0-13)
1st Pat Regan (7) 34pts
2nd Graham Hiskett (13) 32pts
3rd Bruce Milner (11) 30pts
Div B (14-19)
1st Mike O’Brien (19) 36pts
2nd Kerry Ford (16) 30pts
3rd John Lawton (19) 29pts
Div C (20+)
1st Barry Rothberg (20) 36pts
2nd Joachim Oestreicher (24) 36pts
3rd Allan Griffiths (20) 36pts
Ladies
1st Mam Morel (18) 31pts
2nd Kamol Thongkiao (18) 27pts
3rd Kathy Doody (18) 26pts
Day 2 - Summit Green Valley
(Tues, 14 Oct.)
Just a stunning day as the Outbackers arrived early for the second day of the Chiang Mai Challenge. As on the previous day, they teed off well ahead of the scheduled time and everything went pretty much as smoothly.
Trudy remained cool as her clubs couldn’t be found at the course or in the lock up, and Bazza wondered where his were, only to discover that no-one had loaded them on to the bus for him?? Not even Baz himself. A quick trip to the hotel and back, still had him back on the course about one group before his Tee time. He didn’t play so well, maybe his early night had something to do with it! Trudy meanwhile, was rubbing her hands at the thought of a new set of clubs only to discover them later in the day, still in the lock up!
Graham Hiskett got it right today on this splendid course scoring 38 points to win Div A and to take the 2-day lead with a total of 70. Second was Ray Dell who, in spite of wiping two of the last three holes, came in with 35 to move to joint fourth overall with 64.
Robbie Bennett moved through the field to third place overall, with an excellent 36 pts taking first place in Div B, from Sugar Ray (32) and Jean Morel (31) in third.
Roger Koehler won Div C with 34 and went fourth overall and joined Bazza on a total of 64. Mam Morel took the ladies prize for the second day running, as once again their numbers were reduced to six, and Mam now lied second overall.
There was only one ‘2’ today from Jim Payne. 
Div A (0-13)
1st Graham Hiskett (13) 38pts
2nd Ray Dell (12) 35pts
3rd Chris Davisson (8) 34pts
Div B (14-19)
1st Robbie Bennett (18) 36pts
2nd Sugar Ray Handford (19) 32pts
3rd John Morel (19) 31pts
Div C (20+)
1st Roger Koehler (21) 34pts
2nd Jim Payne (24) 33pts
3rd Geoff Doody (21) 31pts
Ladies
1st Mam Morel (18) 35pts
2nd Suzi Lawton (22) 29pts
3rd Jum Karagit (33) 28pts
Rest Day – Maejo (Weds, 15 Oct.)
Just eleven golfers turned out on the tournament rest day to play the Mae Jo course. This has matured beyond recognition over recent years and grown into an exceptionally attractive and challenging course. With the exception of the horseshoe shaped par fives, it is difficult to find fault with the presentation of the course set amongst orange, mango and a number of other exotic fruit trees.
The staff were brilliant and pleased to be of service, and Mae Jo is well recommended to play and has earned its place on the Outback Golf Bar calendar.
Barry Chadbourn, who organised the day as Jack was having his day off, won with 33 points and second was Robbie Bennett beating Bruce Milner on count back, both with 30.
Sugar Ray had the only ‘2’.
Day 3 - Chiang Mai Highlands
(Thu, 16 Oct.)
In a magnificent setting some 40 minutes drive from the centre of Chiang Mai, lies this spectacular Schmidt Curley designed course. Standing on the first tee, it bears a remarkable resemblance to Siam Plantation with its deep sculptured bunkers, local red grasses and the all too familiar (no chance of finding your ball) yellow flowered ground-cover grass.
After a relatively straightforward opening hole, the course can get inside your head, with hole after hole demanding accurate placement of the ball to avoid the multitude of strategically placed bunkers and large expanses of water, around which many of the holes are designed. Familiar sloping greens with tricky run off areas which catch the errant putt or chip and whisk the ball away to some point, usually further away than you started.
The weather remained good, as it did throughout the trip and in spite of the difficulty of this course, it yielded some excellent scores.
Suzi Lawton had the best score of the day, with a brilliant 40 points, and one can only wonder how she would have fared overall, if she had been able to play on the first day. Suzi also had a ‘2’, which everybody must have known about, as her shrieks of delight dissipated across the lake.
As for the men, Emmet White finally found his form scoring 37 to take second in Div A and Mark Kembrey also scored 37 to win Div B. Roger Koehler followed up his win at Green Valley on Tuesday, with another 34 points here that was enough to win Div C from Barry Chadbourn (32) and Geoff Doody (31).
The players went out in reverse order, with the overall leaders going out last, which can always produce a little bit of extra pressure when you’re playing right alongside the guys that can catch you. However, the 2-day leader, Graham Hiskett, wasn’t able to see where his real challenge was coming from since Ray Dell was playing with the group in front of him.
Ray, who has been off form of late, started slowly on Monday with a very ordinary 29 points. He was also seen sitting on the steps of the hotel, with his head in his hands nursing a self-inflicted sore head from the night before. Whatever it was, something inspired him to produce a great round of 38 points, 22 of which came from the tricky back nine (his front nine) consisting of seven pars, a birdie and a blob. Added to his 35 points round Green Valley on Tuesday, it gave him an overall total of 102 points, enough to win the Chiang Mai Challenge by four.
Second was Roger Koehler with 98 from Graham Hiskett on the same score: Roger taking second by virtue of his better final round score. He was followed by Robbie Bennett in fourth on 97, Alan Campbell in fifth (94), Barry Rothberg sixth (also 94), Kerry Ford seventh (93) and Pat Regan eighth with 92.
There were a total of thirteen ‘2’s over the three days, six more coming today from Suzi Lawton, Alan Campbell, Pat Regan, Mark Kembrey, Emmet White & the Sugarman.
The Outback Golf Bar will be back for another Chiang Mai Challenge soon, a great place to visit!
Div A
1st Ray Dell (12) 38pts
2nd Emmet White (11) 37pts
3rd Allan Campbell (6) 35pts
Div B
1st Mark Kembrey (18) 37pts
2nd K Ford (16) 34pts
3rd James Bryan (14) 34pts
Div C
1st Roger Koehler (21) 34pts
2nd Barry Chadbourn (20) 32pts
3rd Geoff Doody (21) 31pts
Ladies
1st Suzi Lawton (22) 40pts
2nd Kathy Doody (18) 34pts
3rd Jum Karagit (33) 28pts