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‘Young guns’ set to star at Pattaya Women’s Open

The ‘Takimoto Show’ at Plutaluang

Drumm at the double

Dick Kerr takes January ‘Mug’

A Grandmaster-class for Ooi’s TaeKwonDo students

Harrop & Land sweep the field

Cooney still in the groove

Tough times at Khao Kheow

Singaporean raiders steal the show

Prakong plays a pearler!

The Beautiful Game?

Gulf Charter Series launches 2008 sailing in Pattaya

Slow greens make life tough at Plutaluang

The Square Ring

Pierre goes cuckoo - Paul Wallier takes Yui’s Medal

Bob pips Herb by one

Bunker dominate against newcomers The Driving Range

Des shows he knows a thing or 2

Homes & Morel sail home at Lakeside

Steve Gould’s 42-pointer is best of the week

The Road to Superbowl XLII - Part 3

Montana & Steadman – the perfect double act

Jack Tar and Brother D move up

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

‘Young guns’ set to star at Pattaya Women’s Open

The US$170,000 Pattaya Women’s Open professional women’s tennis tournament, which is being staged at the Dusit Thani, Pattaya from 2-10 February has attracted a strong field of entries, of which over half represent the younger generation of tennis stars making their way to the top of their profession.

Indian No. 1 Sania Mirza will be just one of a host of stars set to take part in this year’s tournament.
Heading the field are the teenage Radwanska sisters from Poland. Both girls enjoyed extremely good results last year. Agnieszka Radwanska, the elder of the two girls finished the season ranked 26 in the world. A former junior Wimbledon champion, she capped a memorable year by beating Maria Sharapova in the U.S. Open adding to victories over Martina Hingis and Daniella Hantuchova and a first Tour title in Stockholm.
At the time of going to press, Radwanska had already won through to the quarter-finals of this year’s Australian Open where she was due to meet Daniela Hatuchova on Wednesday.
Urzsula Radwanska, the younger of the two girls also had a fine season finishing as No 1 ranked junior in the world and emulating her sister by winning the junior Wimbledon title. She also appeared at the PTT Bangkok Open and reached the quarter-finals beating No 4 seed Virginia Razzano in the process.
The Radwanska sisters will face some stiff competition from a number of other rising stars, notably Taiwan’s Ying-Jan Chan of Taiwan who finished 2007 as runner-up in the PTT Bangkok Open, Vania King of the USA, 2006 PTT Bangkok Open champion, Indian superstar Sania Mirza and France’s Aravane Rezai.
As well as the young emerging players, the 2008 Pattaya Women’s Open also has many established stars in the field, including former top 10 players Alicia Molik from Australia, Mara Santangelo and Roberta Vinci from Italy.
Thailand’s challenge will once again be led by Tamarine Tanasugarn, who reached the final here in 1996, she will be joined in the main draw by wild card entry Noppawan Lertcheewakarn, who on her debut in Pattaya last year stormed through the qualifying rounds before falling to Japan’s Nakamura in three sets.
Mr. Sarun Rungkasiri Vice President Lawn Tennis Association of Thailand under His Majesty’s patronage revealed that “this year’s Pattaya Women’s Open will once again provide the springboard for one of the game’s stars to leap to fame. In 2006 Shahar Peer won her maiden tournament in Pattaya and has since risen to be an established top 20 player. Last year Sybille Bammer earned her first title in Pattaya and she also has gone onto climb into the top 20. This year any one of the main draw players could take the crown, so the matches will be very competitive and exciting throughout the week”.
The Qualifying rounds of the 2008 Pattaya Women’s Open will be held on the 2-4 February with play commencing at 09.00. Main draw matches will start from the 5 February with play starting from 15.00 daily, including the finals on Sunday 10 February.
Tickets are on sale now at the following prices: 2-3 February: 200 baht; 4-7 February: 300 and 500 baht; 8-10 February: 300, 500, 800, 1,000 baht.
For further information and bookings, call 02-3823491-3, or contact ThaiTicketMajor at 02-2623456 or www.thaiticketmajor.com
The official sponsors of the 2008 Pattaya Women’s Open are Pattaya City, Chonburi Provincial Administration Organization, PTT Group, Sony Ericsson, the Dusit Thani Pattaya and Today Express/Maya Channel


The ‘Takimoto Show’ at Plutaluang

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the OK Corral

The Pattaya Golf Society’s Sunday roadshow continued at Plutaluang on January 13, when a crowded South and East combination greeted the group and the prompt start-time disguised what was to be a three-hour front nine.
The course was quite well prepared but the uncut greens left them inconsistent and very slow. Good scores were therefore at a premium and Alex Sala, in his final round before returning to “Oz”, joined Jean and Mam Morel on 32 points for a deserved share of the minor places.
The finest performance of the day was that of the genial Japanese giant Kasuo Takimoto and his best gross of 75 gave him a score of 37 points for a fine win. His card also included the day’s only birdie ‘2’, a prodigious effort on E5.
The Booby Bevy went to Werner Lang, not because his score was only average, not because he was soon to return to work in a freezing Europe, but because he had successfully avoided the quizzical glare of the organiser during his month in the Kingdom. All things come to those who wait, Werner!
The Lady survives the cut
Tuesday, Jan. 15, the Pattaya Golf Society forsook the solace of the OK Corral in Soi Rungland for the bustle of Bangpra on another day when the visiting Japanese were literally “on tour”, fleeing from one empty tee, in search of another, to the anguish of marshalls and other more “correct” golfers.
The tournament was stableford and playing the course the wrong way around did not help either. The two flights were cut at nineteen and under and in the first flight Werner Pausch pressed a claim for a place with a hard earned 30 points, joining David Thomas as one of the joint runners-up. The flight winner was Stuart Thompson, who put aside his genuine concerns about the validity of clubs and other rulings, to focus on his game with a fine 35 points.
In the second flight scores were slightly better with Len Jones taking third place with 32 points, a distant five points off the lead with winners Rob Dolan and Helene Lindberg establishing their credentials with fine 37 point cards. For Rob it was his first win in months and for Helene it was significant because only a week earlier she had undergone an appendectomy.
The only ‘2’ of the day was scored by Ed Findlay, playing his first competition round in Pattaya since the old Bunker days in Soi Chaiyapoon and the Booby Bevy went to a returning Carl Lovatt for his paltry contribution to the scorer’s lot. Nevertheless it is lovely to have this quality golfer back in the fold after a few wearying months in UK.
As a footnote to the day’s events Mr. Denis was later heard muttering something about an “operation” to improve his game. And we all thought he had had it already!
Double top for Helene
Flu’ ridden organizers, Messrs Len and Denis, were shunned by their golf mates on Thursday, Jan. 17, as David Thomas splendidly marshalled the Pattaya Golf Society for their outing to Mountain Shadow to play a stableford event.
The course was in fine condition but a strong breeze blew all day and, coupled with some uncharacteristically slow and inconsistent greens, it made the going tough for the two flights, cut at sixteen and under.
Conditions on the testing track suited none but the straightest hitters and in the top flight there is no-one straighter than David Thomas, who took the win with a moderate 32 points, from Erik Antonnen, 31, and Mikael Lindberg on 30, making the frame for the first time this trip.
In the second flight, lady golfer Helene Lindberg made it a weekly double with a fine 32 points, winking at her husband, Mikael, as she nudged Jorma Liila and Chris Walsh, both on 30 points, into the minor placings. It had been a good week for the reinvigorated Swedish lass, having won also on the previous outing!
The day’s pair of 2’s went to Emiel van der Wiele and Erik Antonnen whose efforts on the fifteenth gave them a share of the spoils and Chris Walsh celebrated his swansong this trip with a well-earned Booby Bevy, after one of his finest performances to date.
All being well there will be a full turnout next time as the antibiotics take control and the Pattaya Golf Society will be at its competitive best.


Drumm at the double

PSC golf from P J Pool Bar

Neil Duncan
Tuesday, January 15,
Green Valley (White Tees) - Stableford
A Flight (0-18)
1st Bob Drumm (11) 36pts
2nd Vinai Jumparnit (6) 35pts
3rd Frank “Paco” Waterhouse (13) 33pts
B Flight (19 up)
1st Yves Philibert (25) 37pts
2nd Mike Brooke (24) 34pts
3rd Mick Heatley (31) 31pts
Nineteen of us made an early start and arrived at the course in a light rain which soon cleared away to leave a sunny but humid morning in which to enjoy our golf. The course was in its usual excellent condition and the plentiful bird life is of great added value to those of us who are twitchers.
Many of us elected to walk because quite frankly the single-person-per-cart stipulation not only needlessly puts up the cost of our sport but also takes away hugely from the social aspects of the game. The overall average score for the eighteen cards returned was 29 points.
Newcomer Peter Coombs, Scottie David Beltham, Newcastle supporter “Paco” and “where the heck am I?” Mike Brooke got nearest to the pins on the short holes, with the longest first putt on the 18th green being slotted by Bob Drumm.
Thursday, January 17,
Plutaluang N & W (White Tees) - Stableford
A Flight (0-20)
1st Bob Drumm (11) 32pts
2nd Allan Cassin (10) 32pts
3rd David Gardner (7) 30pts
4th Neil Duncan (14) 30pts
B Flight (21 up)
1st Mike Brooke (24) 35pts
2nd Keith Hodges (22) 29pts
3rd Jim Walton (22) 28pts
4th Paul Smylie (27) 28pts
Twenty-two of us took on the challenging North and West courses at our fortnightly visit to this splendid venue. Having not so long ago emerged from the very bowels of the Earth, our best-dressed groupie “Paco” turned out in the most splendiferous togs to grace Navy for a long while. Barf!
Bob Drumm decked out in his recently won Paradise Bar shirt continued his return to form and made it two wins in a row this week. The average score for the 20 eligible cards returned was 25.
The mask Bruce Lawrence N3, “I’m a coming” Peter Coombs N6, in form Bob Drumm W3 and “found the green at least” Mike Brooke W8 took the near pin prizes whilst David Gardner tamed the 18th green with his longest first putt.
Note: Any golfers seeking to play with our group that wish to know about the format please visit P J Pool Bar & Restaurant on Soi Watboonsamphan (Soi Kanoi) or phone Neil on 089 511 0575.


Dick Kerr takes January ‘Mug’

PSC golf from The Café Kronborg

Derek Brook
Monday, January 14, Plutaluang S & E - Stableford
The Plutaluang Navy Golf Course was the host for a stableford competition in two flights with the cut at handicap 19.

Bjarne (left) presents the Monthly Mug to Dick Kerr.

The conditions on the day were very hot and humid. One player went for an accidental swim on South 6 after playing his shot onto the green from a precarious stance. Indeed he lost his club in the water and had to go back in after it. Good job it was hot.
Bruce Lawrence took the A Flight with 39 points, Keith Kelso was second with 36 points, Greg King was third with 35 points and in fourth was Koji Yamada with 34 points, continuing his winning ways but on count back over Will Bean.
In the B Flight the winner was Brian Noguer with 38 points even though he was soaking wet and this shows something! In second was Hugh O’Donnell with 37 points on count back over Jasper Rasmussen in third. In fourth was Graham Buckingham with 36 points.
Near Pin: Niels Lyngaa (2), John Swanson, Jan Jensen
Long Putt: Bruce Lawrence, Brendan Byrne
Thursday, January 17, Pattaya Country Club – Stroke/Monthly Mug
This is the prime competition at The Cafe Kronborg and is taken very seriously by all the players. It is also the only tournament where we return to the Cafe Kronborg for the presentation.
On this morning we had a big field of players, all eager and all raring to go. So with a Dave’s ‘Lets go then’ they all piled into the transport and departed for the golf course, where it was found to be very windy. I say that because it usually means that the scores will be that much worse, and of course they were.
The course at Pattaya Country Club was as it normally is at this time of the year, very dry. It is the course we always book these days for the Mug, however it has to be said it is not the most scenic one around.
It also has the squarest holes on the greens and that is sad because the greens are hard, fast and very good to putt on. It has to be said that at present the green on the 16th hole is ridiculously unfair. The number of 4, 5 and even 6 putts on this green spoilt many a round. When you putt uphill and the ball finishes behind you - that is unfair.
So all in all the course was going to win, and it did, with many golfers simply returning a card for disqualification, including the scribe. Never mind, as always someone would put in a good score, or would they?
Back at the Cafe Kronborg as the results were awaited, it was noted that many did not think they had a chance, but in reality they were all close.
In the A Flight, 0 to 19, the winner was Bob Benda with a net 72 ahead of a count back for second on net 73 that saw Erik Hansen in second and Dave Richardson in third.
In the B Flight 20 up, the scores were even ‘less good’, with the winner Arthur Bailey having a net 75 ahead of a count back for second on net 77 that saw Norm Martin in second and Graham Buckingham in third.
So to the Mug, and in fact the player with the lowest net did not win as he unfortunately put the wrong handicap, one shot higher, on his score card. It always seems a little silly that a player can play really well and mess it all up by a silly mistake, it is really sad, I know I have done it myself in a really big competition.
The winner then with a net 70 was Dick Kerr, and I am rather pleased because all the losing players are supposed to fill the Mug in the next month, and being the gentleman he is, Dick bought me a beer. Well done. T.T.F.N.
Near Pin: Marcos Simmons, Alain Taddie, Lief Kirkegaarde, Mark Brenton
Long Putt: Patrick Poussier, Dick Kerr


A Grandmaster-class for Ooi’s TaeKwonDo students

Mike Franklin
Sunday, January 13, TaeKwonDo Grandmaster Hock (Hong)-Lye Ooi (8th Dan Master) took time out during a brief three-day visit to Thailand to give Ooi’s TaeKwonDo students at the Sriracha branch an exacting and enjoyable Master-class.

Master Ooi (left) with Senior Instructor Mike Gillies and young student Sam Franklin.
A group of students, representing both Pattaya and Sriracha schools, attended with belt ranks from Orange to Black (1st Dan). The Master-class was aimed at refining and polishing their basic martial art techniques and putting fitness and stamina to the test. Master Ooi certainly achieved that and the tough, but equally entertaining session emphasized the dedication, hard work and courage required to achieve the Black Belt Dan ranks in TaeKwonDo and in all other forms of Martial Arts.
Grandmaster Ooi is from Korea, but lives in Canada with two Ooi’s TaeKwonDo – Tang Soo Do schools in Mississauga, Ontario, and a third school in Toronto. Other schools are in England, Cayman Islands, Trinidad, and most recently in Thailand.
Ooi’s TaeKwonDo Thailand Division has branches in Bangkok, Sriracha and Pattaya, run by Canadian Senior Instructor Mr. Mike Gillies (3rd Dan), and Instructor Kru May (1st Dan) and is affiliated to the South East Asia International School of Martial Arts (Thailand).
The Chief Instructor of the S.E Asia ISMA Thailand is Grandmaster Sifu Robert McInnes (8th Dan Master) who, as President of the World Kumite Organization and in conjunction with the WKO, is staging the first World Kumite Championships, July 25-27, 2008 at the Ambassador City Hotel, Pattaya. The Championships are being sponsored by the McInnes Corporation Co. Ltd. (Thailand)
The event will be a traditional Kumite to present the charisma of traditional Martial Arts. It is a full contact - knockdown Martial Arts tournament (bare-fist with no protective gear) and aims to bring back the full glamour and esteem of traditional Martial Arts. Entry is strictly by invitation only, with 40 countries represented and a total of up to 100 Martial Artists competing.
Grandmaster Ooi was invited to join the World Kumite Organization in 2007 and Ooi’s TaeKwonDo Canada will be represented at the July, World Kumite Championships by two martial artists - John Curic (4th Dan Master) and Josh Pitts (Black 1st Dan) - both from Mississauga, Ontario.
Grandmaster Ooi’s visit to Thailand on this occasion was primarily to attend the World Kumite Organization press conference at Cozy Beach Hotel on January 10, so the Master-class for the Sriracha and Pattaya TaeKwonDo students was a welcome surprise and a real experience for them.
Best wishes to Canadians Master John Curic and Joss Pitts in the forthcoming World Kumite Championships.
For more information go to: www.world-kumite.org and www.ooistaekwondo.com


Harrop & Land sweep the field

IPGC golf from The Haven

Monday, January 14, Mountain Shadow - Pairs Scramble
Division 1 (0-12)
1st Alan Pilkington & Alan Griffiths 50
2nd Russell Exley & La Keith 48
3rd Paul West & Geoff Kubas 47
Division 2 (13 up)
1st Mark Harrop & Fred Land 53
2nd Mike Dabanovich & Stephen Beard 50
3rd Sampo Sadeharju & Harri Bergstrom 49
c/b Vance Millar & Tony Charlwood 49
For the first time ever in a Haven pairs competition there were so many competitors that two divisions were required. With the handicaps being allotted by taking 40% of the combined total and requiring seven tee shots from each partner, the divisions were split at 12 and below in the first and above that in the second.
The increase in numbers caused some confusion prior to the start as there were five more groups than were originally booked, which meant a slight problem with carts until some returned from earlier rounds. This hiccup was neatly resolved by the ever helpful staff and almost everyone got away at their allotted tee time.
Alan Pilkington and Alan Griffiths combined to amass a formidable 14-under in the first division, which left the pre-tournament favourites Russell Exley and La Keith struggling two shots adrift after La was almost unable to get a tee shot away on the front nine. She did a lot better on the back nine following some terse advice from Russell, with three solo gross birdies as her partner looked on in wonder, and they proved enough to keep Paul West and Geoff Kubas in third spot, with another good score of 11-under.
The second division was dominated by Mark Harrop and Fred Land who fitted together almost perfectly to deny the returning “Doc Nobbler” and Mike Dabanovich a long awaited chance, certainly for the Doc, to buy a drink for the thirsty. Even though they were a surprising 14-under it was not enough to challenge the 17-under of Mark and Fred.
Sampo Sadeharju and Harri Bergstrom worked well together to take third place to consign Vance Millar and Tony Charlwood, a last minute pairing, to also-rans.
Wednesday, January 16, Crystal Bay - Stableford
Division 1
1st Brian Libbey 39pts
2nd Alan Griffiths 38pts
3rd Norman Isherwood 37pts
Division 2
1st Harri Bergstrom 42pts
2nd John Ward 36pts
3rd Vance Millar 34pts
The other half of Legacy Golf in Pattaya, Crystal Bay, was also heavily subscribed with golfers but as with its sister course Mountain Shadow earlier in the week, things went smoothly as soon as everyone was away from the tee, and with good marshalling the rounds progressed at a good pace.
Brian Libbey took the first division with a very good three-under ahead of the still very efficient Alan Griffiths, even though his handicap is a couple lower than in the previous weeks, a shot back with Norman Isherwood, also getting it round in under handicap, in third.
The second division was led in by Harri Bergstrom with a sparkling six-under from John Ward on level par and Vance Millar getting on to the bottom step this time after just missing out in the previous outing.
In the first division the 2’s were shared by Russell Exley and Brian Hagge and in the second division Sampo Sadeharju, Lynn Ward, John Ward and Ole Svenningsen had one each.
Friday, January 18, Plutaluang - Stableford
1st Norman Isherwood 38pts
2nd Peter Sumner 33pts
3rd Kelvin Crouch 32pts
4th Brian Libbey 32pts
After two large turnouts previously in the week, it was a much smaller contingent that traveled to the Navy Course and it was obvious that many knew what the day’s organiser didn’t. Teeing off later presented a few problems in the form of, no caddies and more importantly for some of the more elderly and infirm, no carts and no possibility of any. This caused some confusion at the start with many withdrawing and returning to Pattaya for some rest and relaxation following the strenuous drive there and back.
The day was in stark contrast to the two previous outings in the week where similar problems had been experienced, but the difference in problem solving as shown by the earlier courses’ willingness to please the customer made a huge difference to everyone’s enjoyment of the day’s golf.
Norman Isherwood continued with his good singles form to take the win by a clear five shots from the returning and refreshed Peter Sumner. Kelvin Crouch continued to astound the pundits by managing to burn the candle in the middle, as well as both ends, and still score well enough to get on to the podium in third place ahead of Brian Libbey on count back.
Tony Charlwood slotted in the only 2 in the second division whilst Alan Griffiths had one and Norman Isherwood had two in the first division.


Cooney still in the groove

PSC golf from The Bunker Bar

Monday, January 14, Emerald - Stableford
Gerry Cooney carried on with his good form from last week by winning the A Flight at Emerald golf course on Monday. Playing a stableford competition with the cut at handicap 16, he won with 40 points beating Ron Cosgrave into second place, who himself scored a very nice 38 points. Tony Scambler came third with 37 points after beating Dougy Crowe on a count back.
The B Flight was won by Bryan Rought with 38 points, ahead of “Skinny” Newton 34 points and third placed Brian Maddox one shot further behind with 33 points.
Near pin prizes were shared between Jim Treen, Tony Scambler, Glen Cunningham and Paul Smith.
Wednesday, January 16, Pattaya Country Club - Medal
Playing a medal comp on the Wednesday, Tony Scambler got in the frame again winning the A Flight with a one-under par net 71. Dougy Crowe came in second with a level par net 72 and Gordon Melia was a surprised third with net 77.
With the cut being handicap 14 today Ron Cosgrave found himself in the B Flight, which he duly won with a net 77 after beating John Thornber into second place on a count back. Tom Jones was another surprised third place recipient with a very modest net 80.
The par three near pin prizes were shared around again today, they went to John Graham, Ken Kelsey, Mark Prytz and Geoff Parker.
Friday, January 18, Eastern Star - Stableford
Friday was another Stableford competition at Eastern Star and again Gerry Cooney, who didn’t play on Wednesday because of a Matchplay League game (he was the only one in The Bunker team to lose!) carried on winning by scoring the most points on the day to win the A Flight with 38 points.
There were three players trailing Gerry all with 36 points but it was Ron Cosgrave finding himself in the A Flight today who kept up his good form, he took second place by beating Tony Scambler on a count back who himself pushed Cyrill Wallwork into fourth place and out of the prizes.
The winner of the B Flight was also decided on a count back, Alan Sullivan having a better back nine than Ken Kelsey after both returned 32 points. Duncan Lee came third with a pretty embarrassing 28 points.
Yet again the near pin prizes were spread around today, they went to Duncan Lee, George May, John Graham and Alan Sullivan.


Tough times at Khao Kheow

PSC golf from Tropical Bert’s

Derek Brook
Wednesday, January 16, Khao Kheow, Stableford
There are some courses that stand at the top of the tree out here, and one of them is Khao Kheow. It may not be in the best of condition at the present time, and it may have sand in the bunkers that would be better on the beach, but this is a really fine test of golf.

Tuesday’s first and second: Richard Line and Perry McNeely with one of Bert’s fine staff.
On the day it was too much of a test for me, as I played my worst round of the year, after winning last week. In fact several of the top scorers last week had bad rounds. That is golf.
One of the reasons for many of the bad scores was a five and a half hour round and a strong wind. The long round was the result of a matchplay competition ahead of us, and as we all know, matchplay can be very slow. Serious thought must go into this form or else it will disrupt the free flow of golf on the course. It is like following a six-ball.
The course was as is normal, very difficult, and the A & B Nines played very tough, so apart from one player, who in fact played the B Nine excellently, all the other players fell short of handicap and the course won – easily!
Back at Bert’s, very late back there in fact, the winner was declared. The victor today was Richard Line with a fine 38 points, and 23 points on the back nine. In second was Perry McNeely with 34 points ahead of Bill Knight in third with 32 points. In fourth was Will Bean with 31 points on coun tback over Tom Cotton in fifth. T.T.F.N.


Singaporean raiders steal the show

PSC Golf from The Outback Golf Bar

Joey’s Column
Monday, January 14, Burapha, Medal
Div A (0-11)
1st Mike Sng (11) net 67
2nd Steve Moreton (4) net 70
3rd Bernie Segrave (10) net 71
4th Mike Waltschek (7) net 72
Div B (12-20)
1st Don Frances (13) net 71
2nd Steve Plant (14) net 74
3rd Barry Chadbourn (18) net 74
4th Ken Little (12) net 76
Div C (21+)
1st Joyce Lam (23) net 68
2nd Joachim (27) net 71
3rd Peter Allen (27) net 72
4th Dave Mawford (23) net 73
Busy golf course today as 40 outbackers descended on their regular Monday venue. Strange sights of Pattaya Country Club caddies all over the place, it wasn’t quite clear why they were there. The starter moved us to C & D courses and we moved up to the white tees for a change.
There were a couple of visitors from Singapore today, (friends of Bob’s), well they must play tough courses there ‘cos they spread-eagled the field here. Mike won Div A by 3 clear shots and Joyce Div C by the same margin. Steve Moreton playing off 4 shot a gross 74. Well played Steve!
There were only two 2’s today, from Peter Allen and Don Frances
Wednesday, January 16, Khao Kheow, Stableford
Div A (0–13)
1st Steve Nowell (9) 33pts
2nd Mike Waltschek (7) 30pts
3rd Don Frances (12) 30pts
Div B (14+)
1st Lek Mawford (25) 38pts
2nd Trudy Chadbourn (27) 32pts
3rd Kathy Doody (18) 31pts
Golf is supposed to be a gentleman’s game, apologies to ladies, but it’s a pity not all organisers remember that. There was some very unnecessary attitude being shown by some people today, including a lady, which resulted in The Outback’s tee time being stolen! Yes, you know who you are!
Fortunately, the Khao Kheow management is well known to the Outback and we were accommodated on the A & B nines. However, the shenanigans at the start got the better of the golfers and generally, with the exception of Lek (38pts), the scoring was poor. Well played Lek! Strangely enough, the ladies also took second and third in Div B.
There were two 2’s today coming from Kathy Doody and Jack Moseley
Friday, January 18, Treasure Hill, Team-Stableford
1st Don Frances, Lindsay Joshua, Steve Nowell & Mike Waltschek 80pts
2nd Barry & Trudy Chadbourn, Chris Barnes & Geoff Doody 79pts
Just a fun day out today, as it was the start of the two-day PSC competition down at The Emerald. The best 2 scores from 4 counted.
That’s all for now. If you have any thoughts, scandalous stories or suggestions, why not drop me a line at [email protected]
The Outback Golf Bar is situated about 6km from Sukhumvit Road along Soi Siam Country. All are welcome to come and join us for a beer and a hit. Just call in and put your name down on the list or give Bob a call on 087 941 2474. More information can be found on our website www. outbackgolfbar.com.
Note: The Bus Trip is next week, Bangpakong on Weds. 30th.followed by Bob’s Birthday party at the bar.


Prakong plays a pearler!

Phoenix Golf Club Members Group

Ron Bridge
Wednesday, January 16, Stableford
Wednesday saw an excellent turnout of 33 players split into two mixed groups at a cut-off point of 18 handicap.
Phoenix fairways remain the best around Pattaya, plenty of grass, not over-watered and delightfully green. The breeze blew stiffly at times, making shot-making skills an essential element of a competitive game.
B Flight was closely contended, Terry Turner came in third with 34 points (his new swing under control) and in second was Pia Loquist, also with 34 points but beating Terry on count-back. First was Pia’s husband Lennart with 35 points who had no chance of having his dinner cooked for him that evening as a result.
In A Flight excellent scores were posted and Doug-Wilson Santee returned 37 points for third. Peter Harris, a new and very welcome member, was second on 38 points but the winner was that walking fashion statement and accomplished golfer Terry O’Connor with a superb gross 83 for 42 points.
Friday, January 18, Stableford
Friday was our “Back Tee” competition and 19 players lined up to battle it out over Mountain and Lakes. Again the breeze complicated shot-making and all of us were partially blown away - but one player dominated the day.
Third was Ada Tse with 30 points off 36 handicap, Dave Smith came in second with a creditable 34 points off 10 handicap, but the winner today was Prakong Robinson with a truly great round of golf - hitting fairways and holing putts for 43 points off 17 handicap. Her round equated to a gross 83 including one ‘9’ which spoilt what should have been the round of our season so far.
Sunday, January 20, Members Stableford
The Phoenix Members Group played Lakes and Ocean on Sunday and 31 players battled with fast greens, a pleasing breeze off the sea and the effects of the night before.
Play was reasonably quick thanks to the Phoenix management who look after us very well. We were pleased to see some old faces back with us and to welcome our guests who are very much part of what we try to create - good mixed golf, friendship and a few laughs.
Battle was done and when the smoke settled we found many members had beaten their respective Sunday handicaps (It’s a long story, don’t ask).
In third place after count-back calculations was our scorer (never trust a figures man) Mike Poustie. Second, featuring in the prizes to his delight, was the softly spoken Patrick Browne – that’s with an “e”, don’t get that wrong.
In first place - much to his relief so that he can move away from a handicap that he wants to shed - was Goran Backstrom and he is cut seven shots for his trouble. (He tells us “thank god” since now he feels more like a competitive golfer).
The play was done, beer was drunk and another fun Sunday enjoyed. Phoenix Members? Here we are, come and join us!
Technical prizes went to Alastair Aitken, Fleming Jensen, Hugh Byrne and the ever laid back Doug Wilson -Santee.
So, congratulations to all our winners, The Phoenix Members Group is now well into its stride but new members are always welcome - meet in the coffee shop at 11.00 a.m. for a noon tee-off time. Mad dogs and Englishmen...


The Beautiful Game?: Riz Taylor

Return of a Hero

What a week. No sooner had the ink dried on last week’s column than Newcastle were announcing the return of Kevin Keegan as manager, an appointment that stirred the blood a lot further than the confines of a packed St. James Park.
It’s a throwback to the good old days. Remember them? Pure fantasy football – Andy Cole, Peter Beardsley, Alan Shearer, Les Ferdinand, David Ginola … even Philippe Albert chipped in with the occasional moment of brilliance. If that’s a taste of what we’re in for, bring it on.
The surprise of the appointment was another throwback to the old days. Do you remember a few years ago receiving text messages from fellow fans of your club saying “We’ve signed so-and-so!” Those days are largely gone thanks to the wonderful transfer window that limits that fun to twice a year only, but Newcastle’s capture of their messiah, even if it was a manager and not a star player, was surely one of those moments. I certainly did a double take of my mobile when I read the news.
But after the fuss of King Kev’s return dies down, which in this case could be as far away as 2010 given the reception he’s experienced in the past week or so, what kind of Premier League will he face this time around?
He did fantastically the first time around even if the experience did age him by around 70 years, leading the club back from the obscurity of the Championship back into the really big time. They were everybody’s second side (well it seemed that way at the time) as they produced some scintillating football that laid down a marker for entertainment that has rarely been seen since. A five-nil spanking of Manchester United and those two 4-3 matches against Liverpool are about as classic as football can ever get. More of that? Where do I sign up?
And yet there are suggestions that Keegan won’t find things quite so simple this time around, a point that’s hard to argue against. In his first match in charge the former England manager oversaw his side struggle to get a point from their match against Bolton Wanderers, proving that there is more than a little work to be done.
Whilst breaking into the top four looks a million miles away at present, Keegan will first discover that the clubs he must outperform if the homecoming is to be a success have now made themselves extremely hard to beat. Everton, Spurs, Aston Villa, Blackburn, Portsmouth, Manchester City and co have all strengthened immeasurably since the glory days of the mid-nineties, and it’s these clubs that Keegan must first set his sights on before the Toon can even begin to contemplate bigger things.
Another minor issue is the lack of flair players currently employed by Newcastle. A Beardsley, Ginola or a new Paul Gascoigne would certainly come in handy. On paper there’s a decent side in the making - Damien Duff and James Milner on the flanks, Michael Owen up front with Obafemi Martins, Stephen Taylor and Capaca patrolling the defence and an able Shay Given between the posts. It’s hardly the stuff of nightmares and whilst there is much to be done, perhaps the club are just a few clever signings away from something special.
Frankly I don’t care about all the negatives and the naysayers, such as those who point to Keegan’s lack of tactical knowledge and so on. I’m just looking forward to seeing Keegan injecting some life into a Premier League that is in danger of becoming the Predictable League. Only time – and a lot of it – will decide if bringing King Kev ‘home’ once again is complete madness or the stuff of dreams for Newcastle followers, but, whatever happens, it’s going to be a lot of fun finding out.
Africa Cup of what?
The Africa Cup of Nations is underway. Bizarrely it’s no longer called the ‘African’ Cup of Nations anymore, but frankly I couldn’t be bothered to find out why and I highly doubt whether anyone reading this could care less.
However here’s some facts for anyone in the dark over this tournament: It’s an event staged every two years and is the continent’s version of the European Championships or the Copa America. Sixteen teams take part, the final is on February 20 and the favourites must be five-time winners and current holders Egypt. Host nation Ghana look a bit useful too, and don’t rule out the Ivory Coast. No fewer than 40 Premiership players will feature, the majority of whom seem to be on Portsmouth’s books.
Also keep an eye out for my favourite-named player, South Africa and Nottingham Forest forward “Junior Agogo”. I hope he gets a goal, takes his shirt off and gyrates around a corner flag. Perhaps he’ll even be offering draught Heineken for only 45 baht.
Good news, Bad news for the Welsh
European soccer’s governing body UEFA is to consider a report from its national associations into the possible expansion of the European Championship finals at its congress in Croatia on Thursday.
UEFA spokesman William Gaillard said various models had been considered up to a maximum of 24 teams. “They have looked at different numbers and the overall effect of making such changes, including the possible effect on the qualifying round,” he droned. “By expanding the number of teams in the final competition you could actually make the qualifying tournament less interesting so all these factors have to be taken into account.”
This is fantastic news for football, particular for British clubs who are too rubbish to qualify for the finals in its current format. The downside? UEFA have already said that any changes to the tournament’s format will not be made until the 2016 competition “at the earliest.”
Meanwhile in other exciting UEFA news, the governing body has expressed scepticism over Welsh Champions League plans. Welsh officials confirmed earlier this week that they were considering allowing Cardiff, Swansea and Wrexham to field teams in the Welsh league, while also maintaining their current positions in the English leagues.
“From what I hear the idea is not very popular with the other Welsh clubs and it’s certainly not ripe enough for us to consider,” said man-of-the-moment Gaillard.
Cup returns
FA Cup action this weekend, and surely the tie of the round will be Liverpool playing out a solid 0-0 draw against the dangerous Havant and Waterlooville at Anfield on Saturday. Arsenal host Newcastle, there’s a naval battle as Plymouth visit Portsmouth, and the late game is Wigan Athletic at home to Chelsea.
I’m going for a surprise Wigan win, which I reserve the right to completely deny if asked about later.
Manchester United versus Spurs could be a cracker on Sunday evening our time assuming Tottenham are in the mood to put up at least something of a fight, and that follows Hereford United at home to Cardiff. The day finishes with Manchester City’s visit to Sheffield United.
A special thankyou to Chris Coleman this week, who, after I reported that he’d decided to stay at Real Sociedad, resigned as manager just as the Pattaya Mail was going to press. Cheers Chris. And finally, in this breathless week, don’t forget the conclusion of the transfer window at 7am Friday morning, Pattaya time. It never stops, does it?


Gulf Charter Series launches 2008 sailing in Pattaya

Kipsan Beck
Sailors welcomed the 2008 season with the Gulf Charter Series for more than 50 sailors on keelboats, multihulls, Sportboats and Platus on 12-13 January, with 4 races spread over 2 days. This is part of a 4-month series, where Pattaya locals will see colorful sails and high speed racing each month based out of picturesque Ocean Marina in Jomtien, Thailand’s largest marina.

“Raimon Land South Shore” gets caught up in a gust on Day 2 of the racing.

On the first day, balmy warm 8-10 knot conditions tested sailors with 3 buoy courses keeping racing tight set by Race Officer Ouy-chai from the Thai Navy. In the larger keelboat division, Pascal Leray’s Breakaway was able to record 3 handicap wins against Jeanneau 35 Magic Roundabout skippered by David Bell. Brand new boat Le Vent managed a credible third place in all 3 races.
Sportboats and Platus now race combined with a separate ‘race within a race’ for the Platu fleet, Asia’s largest one-design fleet designed by world renowned yacht builder New Zealander Bruce Farr for Thai waters.
Close racing left Raimon Land South Shore, The Beaver and Lee Marine Express almost neck in neck on points in both classes for day one. “It was a tough day on the water, the level of competition has increased compared to 2007,” said Thai Open Platu Champion Kevin Scott, from Raimon Land South Shore.
Day 2 saw softening conditions, with less than 8 knots as the entire fleet set sail together for Koh Krok and northern Pattaya on a longer island course. Despite high speed starts out to the Varuna turning mark, Breakaway and Pornstar both faded in the tricky, shifty conditions around Koh Krok, opening the way for Ray Waldren’s Beaver to win both the Platu and Sportboat classes against Raimon Land South Shore with Kipsan Beck’s Shaw 650 Pornstar managing third place on handicap in the Sportboat division.
Magic Roundabout used smart light wind skills to win the keelboat division while The Sting finished first on line overall beating all monohulls back to the Marina. Weera’s Fun Wes raced alone in the cruising division both days showing good light wind speed.
With import duties on boats now eliminated, yachting in Thailand is growing rapidly. Ocean Marina has welcomed more than 10 new sailing boats over the last 12 months including 5 Corsair trimarans, which will start racing on February 16-17 in the 2nd event of the series, the Annual Gulf Charters Koh Sri Chang overnight race.
Following the Gulf Charter series, Ocean Marina will host the Top of the Gulf Regatta in May featuring more than 300 yachts in the premier Gulf of Thailand yachting event with sailors coming from around the globe to compete.
OMYC Sailing is a non-profit organization formed to promote keelboat sailing at Ocean Marina, Jomtien. Racing is held usually on the second weekend each month, and is supported through sponsorship from Raimon Land, Ocean Marina Yacht Club, Gulf Charters, Bluewave Water Sports and Simpson Marine. Beginners and experienced sailors are welcome to join racing, training and cruising, with places usually available. For more information visit www.omycsailing.com

The Platu skippers jostle for position.

Magic Roundabout leads at the start on Day 2.

Close racing in the Sportboats as “Pornstar” follows “the Beaver.”


Slow greens make life tough at Plutaluang

Golf from the Bowling Green

Friday’s winners pictured with the new Bowling Green owner Evelyn: (L-R)
Dave Askew, Scott Dobbins & Richard Line.

Gareth Weeks
Monday, January 14, Pattaya C.C.
(White Tees) - Stableford
For the first of this week’s stableford competitions we visited Pattaya Country Club and on arrival at the course we could see 15+ groups waiting to tee off. With our tee time booked for 10am and the time then being 9.30am a long delay looked imminent. It was apparent that the course/starter in their wisdom had been letting groups tee off without them having made prearranged bookings, but need I say this soon came to an abrupt halt and we were on our way heading up the first fairway.
The course itself is still looking dry and burnt in many places, and on the hard fairways, some drives reached 300 yards+ but you can see they are at last trying to supply the course with the much needed water.
The overall scoring on the day was mediocre with players putting it down to the course conditions being inconsistent, many of them unsure whether to try and pitch shots on the greens or play lay-up shots. Added to this was the various pace on the greens.
With only one flight the day’s winner, who kept his point tally slowly ticking over and accumulated a fine 38pts, was Mike O’Brien (H/c21). In second was yours truly Gareth Weeks (H/c7) on 34pts, third was a newcomer to the Bowling Green golf, Jacques Brabant (H/c21) with 33pts, and in fourth was the “old grizzlier” himself Mark Brenton.
Friday, January 18, Plutaluang
(White Tees) - Stableford

Friday at the Navy, a well liked outing by many of our group, with nearly all our regulars taking part and a few new additions in the mix. Having been given the North and West nines we soon got our rounds underway.
The course was a little busy, but I guess normal for this time of year, the fairways looked in good condition and with only a slight breeze and near perfect weather the players only grumble was about the slow greens, which were without doubt the slowest we have encountered on our travels. So the outcome of the day’s competition would be down to the player who could overcome the conditions as many putts hit were falling well short of their targets, and many players were taking three or more strokes on the greens.
Enjoying the air-con and a cool beer in the clubhouse afterwards, the scorecards slowly came in and it was apparent that a level par round off a handicap would be in the running. Just managing to hold off our scratch golfer Scott Dobbins on count back, and topping the winner’s platform was newcomer to the Bowling Green Dave Askew (H/c11) with a 35-point total. Richard Line (H/c10) was in third with 33pts. Yours truly Gareth Weeks managed to snaffle the only near pin prize.


The Square Ring: by Howie Reed

Most old timers (who some rude people call “geezers”) still long for the good old days of boxing in America when each summer they would be treated to big-time fights held outdoors. Heavyweight championship fights from Yankee Stadium or the Polo Grounds in New York were a regular staple of the boxing scene.
Growing up in the San Francisco bay area, I had the opportunity to watch Rocky Marciano fight Don Cockell outdoors at Kezar Stadium in San Francisco in 1955. In 1962, Dick Tiger fought Gene Fullmer outside at San Francisco’s Candlestick Park - where the San Francisco Giants used to play baseball while people froze.
And for a short time it appeared that boxing was actually going to do something smart with a trip back to the future.
There is no doubt that WBC/WBA/WBO super-middleweight champion Joe Calzaghe is going to fight Bernard Hopkins sometime this summer. First it was thought the fight might land at Wembley Stadium where 90,000 could attend to cheer on ‘Joltin Joe.’ When that fell through Yankee Stadium in New York moved to the front of the line. A big time fight in Yankee Stadium would give boxing a shot in the arm.
Now the promoters have taken the easy road by probably holding the fight in Las Vegas on April 12. They get a big advance fee up front, do damn little and allow the fans of ‘Joltin Joe’ from the UK to again get “mugged” by the swell folks that run Las Vegas casinos.
Those that will travel to Vegas from the UK ought to hook up with Hatton fans to find out what “Vegas Hospitality” really means. “Bring lots of money, suckers.”
Also a warning to both our readers in the UK: beware of any website that is advertising package tours for the Calzaghe-Hopkins fight. Wait until the official announcement and then get ripped off by your own countrymen.
Another blow to British fans is that Ricky Hatton is not going to get another shot at Floyd Mayweather jr. There was some talk of Hatton-De La Hoya this May in the 100,000-seat Rose Bowl near Los Angeles. That would be a ‘gang-busters’ event. Especially if it were held on ‘Cinco de Mayo,’ which is the day that Mexicans celebrate winning their only war against France. One year there was a soccer game between the USA and Mexico near that date in the Rose Bowl. Over 90,000 fans came across the border for the fight. Some even went home.
With Hatton out of the frame it means that Oscar will fight ‘TBA’ sometime in May - probably on the ‘Tres’, which is close enough to ‘Cinco’ - either at the Home Depot pitch in Carson, California or maybe Estadio Azteca in Cuidad de Mexico. The last time a big fight was held there was 1993 when Julio Cesar Chavez and Greg Haugen fought before 132,247.
The 132,247 would have fought afterwards had Haugen won, but he got KO’d in 5. At the time Chavez was 84 and nothing, which promoted Haugen to say prior to the fight: “50 of his wins came against Tijuana taxi drivers that my Mom could beat.” After the fight when asked Haugen said, “Well my Mom is pretty tough!”
De La Hoya’s second fight will probably be in September in a re-match of the split decision affair he lost to Mayweather jr. last May. Makes sense as their last fight was the largest grossing fight of all time, which included the live gate and PPV. Then in December De La Hoya will have his final career fight, yet again against ‘TBA.’
Ever notice that when Thai fighters travel to Japan they get robbed, jobbed and taken to the cleaners with nary a “no ticky - no laundry”? A rational person (which excludes most boxing fans) would question why the heck do they go?
The answer is of course money, or the promise of same. Just last week Peesajdang Kiettisaktanee (17-6) and Cheng Phetchjinda (11-8) made the trip. Phetchjinda got hammered over 6, winning nary a round. Kiettisaktanee was a different story as he lost a split decision with one judge having enough guts to vote for him 78-75. The other judges had it 77-75 and 78-75 for the local lad. Forget home cooking - give me that home judging anytime.
The preceding paragraph might be a warning to ex-champ Pongsaklek Wonjongkam Kratingdaeg-gym (67-3) who gets a chance to face WBC flyweight champ Daisuke Naito (32-2-) for the 4th time. The first two meetings went to Pongsaklek in somewhat easy fashion.
Their first fight saw the Thai register the fastest KO in flyweight history at 34 seconds of the opening stanza. The scene then moved to Japan where the Thai got a 7th round TKO while leading on all cards and tossing a shutout. The third meeting in Japan was a different story however, as the Thai champ came in out-of-shape, had trouble making the weight and lost. Cousin Bruce called it 116-113 for Naito so that’s the way it was. Monkey House Fred’s pal Toby Gibson from Nevada was the third man in the ring that July night. This fourth meeting is scheduled for March 8.
There is no doubt that Don King is a throwback to promoters in the same league as P.T. Barnum who once said, “there’s a sucker born every minute”. Last week there was an ad on satellite TV in Thailand that put the Jones jr.-Trinidad fight in the same bracket as Ali-Frazier. The e-mailer remembers that the ad called the fight, “A fight to define the decade.” The Square Ring was asked, “What’s that all about?”
Well that would be Don King being what Don King is. It would be like comparing the writings found in ‘The Square Ring’ with Hemingway or Shakespeare. Did it work? Probably, as there’s “a sucker born every minute.”
And here’s Jeeves with something on his mind.
“Your Lordship, speaking of Hemingway are you aware that there was a fight last week in his adopted home town of Key West, Florida? Well of course you would be aware of that as you are ‘Mr. Boxing’ for the world.
“Randall Bailey, who had been a two-time world champion, is making 2008 his comeback year. He got it started early when he KO’d Anthony Mora (15-2) in 5. The knockout punch was preceded by a little niggardly jab, followed by a whopping, looping overhand right that sent Mora on the back of his lap. Bailey’s in a tough division at super-lightweight but with 33 KO’s from 36 wins he’s exciting. Watch him in 08.
“Also, if I may, I’d like to complain that your Lordship gave short shift to heavyweight Andrew Golota (41-6) who beat the 19-1 Mike Mollo last Sunday in Madison Square Garden in what one writer called a ‘brutal fight’. Despite a closed left eye mid way through the bout, Golota got a118-109, 116-112, 116-110 win. Golota’s two fights in 1996 against Riddick Bowe may have been the most exciting heavyweight fights of the 90’s. On both occasions he was leading when he got disqualified for low blows while giving Bowe a thorough thrashing.”
Spot on Jeeves, Golota does have some side issues. In fact if it were 30 years ago you’d see him in the movies with bolts sticking out of his neck being chased by villagers with torches and pitchforks. He’s a specimen that Dr. Frankenstein would be proud of.
At the last press conference before the fight, Mollo was asked about Golota: “He’s an old fighter. He’s been great. He’s fought in some tremendous fights that have slipped away from him for whatever reason. I feel like I’m younger. I’ve been to the Garden before for a basketball game but this will be my first fight there.”
Well Mike, if this had been a basketball game it would have been a near blow out.
Meanwhile Roy Jones jr. (52-4) dropped Felix Trinidad in rounds 7 and 10 on the way to a lopsided 117-109, 116-110 twice UD win last Sunday. It wasn’t Ali-Frazer but still a cut above the usual boxing fare. For two old guys well past their prime they put on a pretty good show. In the end Jones was just too strong for Trinidad.
In Dusseldorf, WBA heavy champ Ruslan Chagaev (24-0-1) either showed the effects of being off for nine months or England’s Matt Skelton (21-2) is really tough. As it was, Chagaev struggled to win a UD with the champ taking 9 of 12 rounds on all cards. A “sell out crowd’ of 4,500 watched the fight. Heck, ‘women of the second category’ in a cat fight draw bigger crowds on Beach Road.
“Your Lordship, I’ll be taking next weekend off as I’m going to Bangkok to watch the Super Bowl at Bourbon Street. Going up on Saturday so I can sample Doug’s new Oyster Bar then going out Saturday night to see if they work.
“Whilst perusing your e-mails I found two of particular interest. The first comes from a gentleman in Las Vegas. He writes of your column last week: ‘Thanks for nothing!’ Then there’s a tugboat captain who plies his trade on the mighty Mississippi river in America. He writes: ‘Another outstanding article by his Lordship.’ Your thoughts?”
Well Jeeves one out of two isn’t bad. Now bring on the lager, cigars and some good old country music.


Pierre goes cuckoo - Paul Wallier takes Yui’s Medal

IPGC golf from Lewinski’s

Sunday, January 13, Green Valley - Monthly Medal
A Flight
1st Jim Munns (11) net 70
2nd Robert McCarthy (+2) net 70
3rd Jack Grinvold (5) net 71
B Flight
1st Paul Wallier (15) net 69 (Monthly Medal Winner)
2nd Jez Lees (15) net 73
3rd Bob Lindburg (16) net 74
C Flight
1st Joe Tynan (28) net 71
2nd Joe Whelan (20) net 72
3rd Robby Bennet (19) net 74
Ladies
1st Yui Duankeaw (20) net 69 (Ladies Monthly Medal Winner)
2nd Kathy Doddy (17) net 74
It was one of those Sunday’s when the action at the 19th hole was more memorable than the 18 that went before. When the drinking lasts far longer than the Sunday round you know it’s been a good one.
The monthly medal always attracts a big field and always ends in ‘what might have been, could have been and should have been’ for all bar one - the winner. And the winner today was ‘Larry’s mate’ Paul Wallier with a net 69. Or was he? The record shows that last month’s medal winner came in with the same score, so repeating her 69 in December.
Back then, both would have earned spots in the Gold medal with count-back left to decide the winner of the silverware. As of this year, however, after much debate about ladies playing with the men, it had already been decided that anytime 6 or more ladies played they would do so in their own flight. And that is that! Nothing sexist- just fair!
Unfortunately Yui’s partner Pierre was blissfully unaware of the new rules - hence the fun on Sunday night as he perceived a conspiracy going on. I know the ‘conspiracy king’ Neil is on the committee, but I can assure all readers that the decision had been made well before Sunday night.
So it’s congratulations to Paul who will be the first name up on the 2008 Medal board if his mate Larry ever gets round to putting it up. Well done to Yui too who with back-to-back 69’s became our first ladies winner.
A few players in A flight could have avoided us much controversy had they sunk a putt or two more. Best of them was Capt. Fogg with a net 70, beating our proper golfer, Robert McCarthy by virtue of the count-back system. Jacko took his regular spot one shot behind in third.
Nobody really challenged our champion Paul in B flight. Best of the rest was ‘the Principal’ 4 adrift with a net 73. Third place also went to another regular placer, the ‘Guru of Green Valley’ himself.
C flight saw two Joes going toe to toe with Tynan’s 71 pipping Whelan’s 72. Robbie Bennet squeezed out Stan Dismuck for the final men’s place on count back.
And finally second in the ladies division was Kathy Doddy with a net 74. Let’s move on.
Monday, January 14, Mountain Shadow - Stableford
1st Colin Davis (14) 41pts
2nd Andy Leach (6) 38pts
3rd Jack Grinvold (5) 34pts
The donkey is resilient if nothing else. Sunday night’s drama and revelry would have left most of us floundering. Not the donkey. He got up, shook it all off and charged around his adopted second course in 81 shots for 41 points and a clear first place.
Two quality golfers were left in the Donkey’s wake as Andy Leach and Wacko took the minor placings.
Wednesday, January 16, Khao Kheow - Stableford
A Flight
1st Pat Hanafin (10) 32pts
2nd Andy Redmond (15) 32pts
3rd Chuck Carriere (11) 31pts
B Flight
1st Linda Lee (26) 38pts
2nd Larry Nicholas (20) 36pts
3rd Eddie Beilby (19) 34pts
Only two ladies today so they re-joined the boys and one of them won it! (Now I am confused). Yes Linda Lee finished atop of the mixed B flight as her 38 points left her 3 clear of her nearest male rival. That was the crustacean, who is in fine form of late. His ‘hands are good right now’ he informs me.
Third place went to the man of Leisure, Steady Eddie Bielby who is also playing consistently well at the moment.
Surprisingly, given that this was Khao Keow, A flight found it tougher than B flight and 32 points proved enough for Pat Hanafin as he edged out Andy Redmond on count back, with Canadian Chuck a point behind in third.
Friday, January 18, Phutaluang - Stableford
1st Paul West (8) 38pts
2nd Colm Mullen (14) 33pts
3rd Andy Redmond (15) 33pts
A rare trip to the navy course rounded off the week. Just one flight and nobody got near the winner, Paul West who eased home with 5 to spare.
I better mention Colm in second, as I got in trouble last time when I neglected to mention his near pin and 2’s. Well done Mr. Colm. Accept my apologies.
Andy Redmond secured his second podium spot of the week, but the story of the day as often happens belongs to Brian ‘Wireless’ Wilkinson. Rumour has it that when asked to let top Thai professional Thaworn Wirachat and three other Thai pros play through, he point blank refused. It seems Brian felt that Thaworn might learn something from watching Brian’s short game.


Bob pips Herb by one

PSC golf from The Three Sisters Bar

Tuesday, January 15, started like it was going to be a miserable day. It was dark and dreary with a slight rain falling as we drove to the course. By the time we got there, the rain had stopped but the skies stayed gray and overcast. It actually turned out to be a really ideal day for golf as the overcast skies kept the weather cool.

Tuesday’s winner Bob Pearce (left) with Herb Ishinaga.
Bob Pearce was again at the top as he came in first with 36 points. For the past few months Bob has been steady at the mid or high thirties. Let’s hope that his game stays on track for the end of the month.
Following Bob home and trying to snatch the top position was Herb Ishinaga who came in with 35 points to take second place. Herb, still recovering from his operations and health problems, almost made it - the 16th and 17th holes cost him the game as he scored only one point from both.
Paul Kraft and Bob Benda both had 33-point totals to come in tied for third.


Bunker dominate against newcomers The Driving Range

MBMG Pattaya Golf Matchplay League 2008

Tuesday, January 15, Khao Kheow,
The Driving Range (Home) v Bunker (Away)

Home (1)                       v   Away (9)
Craig Boyd won 2up        v Gerry Cooney
Chris Hardy lost 2 & 1     v Paul Smith
Ian Hart lost 6 & 4           v Mashi
Reg Carlisle lost 6 & 4     v Charlie Gooch
Keith Seddon lost 6 & 4   v P J Redmond
Reg Rawdling lost 3 & 1   v Jack Robertson
Gordon Swann lost 5 & 3 v Tony Robbins
J J Harvey lost 2 & 1        v Glen Cunningham
Note: The Driving Range conceded the remaining 2 matches
One of the newest venues for golf in Pattaya is The Driving Range in Soi Town in Town. Their first match was against the might and strength of the long established Bunker and the result was a resounding win for The Bunker.
We hear The Driving Range is looking for additional players, so if you fancy matchplay, why not pop in and see Keith or Gordon.
The MBMG Matchplay league comprises of teams from nine golfing venues in Pattaya who want to play individual matchplay golf against each other. The participating bars are: Outback Golf Bar, The Golf Club, Caddyshack, Kronborg, Tropical Bert’s, Angkana House, Storm, The Driving Range and The Bunker. For further information or if you would like to play, please contact Jack at the Outback Golf Bar or email [email protected].


Des shows he knows a thing or 2

IPGC golf from Donovan’s

Sunday, January 13, Pattaya C.C(White Tees) -Stableford
1st Gary Blackburne (6) 36pts
2’s: Gary Blackburne
Nice Guy Gary swept up anything with the beloved King’s portrait on it as he topped out the flight and the 2’s.
Monday, January 14, The Emerald
(White Tees) - Stableford

1st Steve Mascari (4) 38pts
2nd Des Griffith (8) 36pts
3rd Gary Blackburne (6) 35pts
2’s: Des Griffith
The Pres got his pound of flesh from a slightly wounded Des Griffith with a two-point victory. Nice Guy Gary notched his second consecutive podium on the young week. Des assuaged any disappointment in coming second by sweeping the valuable 2’s.
Wednesday, January 16, Greenwood A & C (White Tees) - Stableford
1st Roger Moore (15) 37pts
2nd Dave McFeely (17) 31pts
2’s: None
It was time for the mid-handicappers to rule the day as Roger Moore topped out the field. Dave “McTouchy-McFeely” edged fellow Irishman, The Wee Leprechaun, on count back.
Friday, January 18, Khao Kheow A & B (Yellow Tees) - Stableford
1st Steve Mascari (4) 36pts
2nd Des Griffith (8) 35pts
2’s: Des Griffith
It was nearly a replay of Monday as the Pres nipped Des, but Des swept the 2’s.


Homes & Morel sail home at Lakeside

Jomtien Golf with the I.P.G.C.

Monday, January 14, Royal Lakeside – Stableford
With 43 seats full in the coach and with quite a few players who had not played this course for some time, if at all, there was a good atmosphere on the journey up. We found the course to be in very good condition and it received many positive comments from the players - except from the old man himself.
Thirty-eight points was the winning score for Chris Holmes in Division1 followed by Bill Hewitt second with 36pts and Ted Morris in third on 34pts, beating Jim Connelly into fourth on count back. John Smith missed the podium with 15 points on the back nine with the same score.
There was some higher scoring in Division 2 with Gordon Everingham yet again losing on the count back system for a podium place after recording 39pts with two others - Harry Cowling and Mam Morel – who took fourth and third respectively.
Peter Elder’s 41pts gave him second place and the winner was Jean Morel with a very steady round of 43pts.
Near Pins: (Div 1) Mike Fitzgerald, Bill Hewitt, Ted Morris and John Smith; (Div 2) William Chang, Harry Cowling,Jean Morel and Page Thomas.
2’s: Alan Bissell, William Chang, Tony Holehouse, Jean Morel and Page Thomas.
Wednesday, January 16, Khao Kheow – Stableford
Chaos in the starters office as our normal 10am tee off here had been misrouted to 11.30am and with a few choice words, hectic re-organisational plans were drawn up. In the end we were given a 10.10am start that kept everyone happy, at least for a short time anyway. This was soon dispersed however as we arrived on the third hole on the A course, the par three, to find seven groups waiting!!
In the stableford competition Srithong won a Jomtien golf polo shirt donated by the bar for her 29 points, beating Chris Holmes on a 14/13 count back and in third place was John Smith with 28points. William Chang also won a shirt with 35 points, beating Jack Hinchey with 34 who got the better of a count back over Geoff Stubbs for second.
For the next 6 weeks at the presentation, the highly knowledgeable Mike Fitzgerald will explain a new 2008 R and A rule after each game. Today’s update was moving and identifying a ball in a hazard, which is now permissible. Many thanks Mike.
Near Pins: (Div 1) Chris Holmes, Srithong and Les Utting; (Div 2) Kari Aarnio, Fred Duffy and Miss Nom (2)
2’s: None
Friday, January 18, Eastern Star – Stableford
After last weeks abysmally slow round there was still a full house for today’s competition.
In form Mam Morel’s handicap will be reduced again after her Division 2 winning score of 39pts: she was followed home by Ken Foster in second place on 35pts and Kari Aarnio came in third with 32pts. In Division 1, with plenty of smiles, John Smith beat Andy Mills for first place on a count back after thy both finish with 35pts. Raivo Velsberg came in third with 34pts.
So with Mam winning a Jomtien Golf shirt last week, second placed Ken and John Smith collected one each from Olaf and Faa.
Near Pins: (Div 1) Rudi Schafer (2) and Geoff Stubbs; (Div 2) Tony Duthie, Les Hall and Richard Kings.
2’s: None
Note: Jomtien Golf meets every Monday , Wednesday and Friday at around 8.30am at Siam Cats , Soi 5 Jomtien beach Rd for a 10.00am tee off. Please sign up in the bar or ring Glyn on 086 837 5464.


Steve Gould’s 42-pointer is best of the week

Golf from the Travellers Rest

by Barry Hooper
Steve Gould on our Saturday outing to Eastern Star was the highest scorer of the week with forty-two points.
Two other forties were posted - one from Dean Rice on Thursday at Khao Kheow and Fergus Brennan on Tuesday at Eastern Star. Monday’s highest scorer at Bankpakong was Peter Seward on thirty-seven.

Saturday flight winners at Eastern Star: Steve Gould, Danny Whelan, Orowan Sodok, Barry Hooper, John Merritt and David Thomas.

Last week Amphan North, one of our most prolific players, posted a forty-six at Royal Lakeside for what I believe is her highest score ever. Mod Chaviraksa also did the same thing when she posted a forty-two pointer at the same course. These achievements truly warrant and deserve recording. My apologies go out to both of them for this oversight.
Monday, January 14, Bangpakong - Stableford
1st Peter Seward (14) 40pts
2nd Peter Basi (20) 34pts
3rd Fergus Brennan (10) 33pts
4th Paul Taylor (18) 33pts
5th Michael Brett (16) 33pts
6th Neil Allison (19) 33pts
This week the TRGG ventured out to Bangpakong on Monday. Numbers were down mainly due I think to the distance involved for travelling. This means that many golfers missed the opportunity to play an excellent course and have a complete change of scenery from the regular local venues that we play.
Peter Seward was top man on the day with a full six-point lead on forty. Peter Basi came second with thirty-four points and Fergus Brennan was third at the head of a four-player count back on thirty-three points.
The were no 2’s on the day so the pot was carried forward to Tuesday.
Tuesday, January 15, Eastern Star - Stableford
A Flight (0-18)
1st Fergus Brennan (10) 37pts
2nd Danny Whelan (13) 36pts
3rd Tony Perry (16) 34pts
4th Phil Knight (12) 32pts
5th Dean Rice (16) 32pts
B Flight (19 up)
1st Brian Blackford (20) 33pts
2nd Lars Strom (22) 32pts
3rd Alan Evans (25) 31pts
4th Sergio Volpi (23) 30pts
5th Alun Webber (23) 28pts
Near Pins: John Merritt, Danny Whelan and Derek Lucas
On Tuesday we went back to Eastern Star at the last minute after having to curtail what was a planned visit to Pheonix. The course as always was in excellent condition and now offers some of the best golf in the area.
A good turnout resulted in two big flights, 0-18 and 18 up. The B Flight winner was Brian Blackford with 33 points, just the one up on Lars Strom on 32 who was also one up on third placed man Alan Evans.
The A Flight had Fergus Brennan leading the field with 37 points, Danny Whelan in second again only one point back on 36 and Tony Perry third on 34.
The 2’s went to just one player Derek Lucas, who picked up the double pot after the carry over from Monday.
Thursday, January 17, Khao Kheow A & B (Yellow Tees) - Stableford
A Flight (0-15)
1st Ray Allison (15) 37pts
2nd John Merritt (14) 33pts
3rd Danny Whelan (13) 33pts
4th Stuart Rogers (12) 32pts
B Flight (16-21)
1st Dean Rice (16) 40pts
2nd Colin Cronin (20) 37pts
3rd Michael Brett (16) 31pts
4th Tony Burnett (21) 31pts
C Flight (22 up)
1st Lars Strom (22) 37pts
2nd Maureen Coy (30) 35pts
3rd Greg Mason (28) 35pts
4th Peter Morris (26) 30pts
Near Pins: Brendan Moore, Matt Gibbons, Donald Pearson and Danny Whelan
2’s: Donald Pearson, Matt Gibbons, Sean O’Reilly and Alun Webber
Thursday and off to Khao Kheow we went for a stableford game on the A & B courses off the yellow tees. We had a good turnout and thus three flights were arranged. The course was in excellent condition and as always the service was unsurpassed.
They say that you cannot keep a good man down and this was the case with Lars Strom, who since his eye surgery is always popping up in my reports. He was first in the C Flight with a 37-pointer - two above Maureen Coy who took second on a count over Greg Mason.
B Flight saw Dean Rice as the top man with a great 40-pointer over one of our regular players, Colin Cronin on 37 pointers. Michael Brett took third on a count back 31 from Tony Burnett.
The A Flight was headed by Ray Allison with 37 points, again a full four points clear of second man John Merritt on 33. A count back was needed to decide second between Danny Whelan and John.
Saturday, January 19, Eastern Star (White Tees) - Stableford
A Flight (0-18)
1st David Thomas (6) 36pts
2nd Danny Whelan (13) 35pts
3rd Hugh Byrne (13) 34pts
4th John Merritt (14) 33pts
c/b (33pts) Michael Brett, Roger Wilkinson, Phil Knight
B Flight (19 up)
1st Steve Gould (19) 42pts
2nd Orowan Sodok (29) 37pts
3rd Andy Galvin (20) 36pts
4th Barry Hooper (36) 35pts
c/b (35pts) Greg Mason
Near Pins: Steven Gould, Andy Galvin, Michael Brett (2)
2’s: Marie Daly, Steve Gould, Michael Brett, David Thomas, Danny Whelan.
Saturday and a good turnout for our second visit of the week to Eastern Star.
Steve Gould’s 42 points was top score on the day and he took the B Flight by a full five point margin from Orowan Sodok 37. It was nice to see Orowan could take time out from her lawn bowls activities (she recently won a silver medal for Thailand at the SEA games). These scores resulted in handicap adjustments for both players - Steve who was cut two and Orowan one. Third spot went to Andy Galvin with 36 and for the first time ever yours truly Barry Hooper squeezed into the frame for fourth with a 35 count back from Greg Mason, a fellow player in our three-man group.
On a personal note I would like to thank Harvey Samuel for the set of clubs I recently acquired from him. They are working very well as you can see.
Reminder - If anyone is interested in golfing with the Travellers Rest we play every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. We meet at 7:45am for breakfast and transportation and new players are always made to feel welcome. Call Tewin on 086 056 7019 for further information


The Road to Superbowl XLII - Part 3

by Howie Reed
With the Super Bowl XLII teams now set in stone let the fun begin. It’ll be Manning vs. Brady on Monday Morning February 4 at 6:18AM from Glendale, Arizona. The fact that it’s Eli Manning and not Peyton may surprise some but that’s why they play the games.
The story lines for the game itself will more than fill the two weeks time lapse from the conclusion of the league championships games and the Super Bowl. Anybody with even a passing knowledge of the NFL knew that the New England Patriots were the team to beat after just a few weeks of the season. All hail the AFC Champions New England Patriots who scratched their way to Super Bowl XLII with grit, determinations and some dodgy decisions by the San Diego Chargers coaching staff.
The Patriots won 21-12 on a windy afternoon in a game that was forgettable and a bit boring, except for the fact that The Pat’s are now 18-0, which makes their fans happy.
Whiles statistics usually tell the story, what is seldom measured is how the coaching staff can make a difference. The New England coaching staff, led by head coach Bill Belichick, laid a good old fashion “butt kicking” on the San Diego Chargers and their head Coach Norv Turner. Going into the game if you had written that Pat’s QB Tom Brady would throw 3 interceptions, make numerous terrible throws in the windy condition and that receiver Randy Moss would be shut out while the Pat’s would only score 21 points you would have bet the house on the Chargers.
The Chargers though, as my pal from Louisiana would say, “out dumbed them.” Trailing 14-9 at half time the Chargers stayed with one–legged QB Philip Rivers. It was plain he couldn’t move to avoid the pass rush and had nothing on the ball. It was also plain that the Chargers had to do something as four trips inside the red zone, 20-yard line, yielded only 12 points. New England all year had forced teams to settle for 3 rather than the TD and they were doing it again.
The first coaching gaff showed up when San Diego narrowed the score to 21-12. They had a first down on the New England 13. A pass got them to the 7 when Michael Turner picked up 3 to the NE 4. Here the Charges called a ‘time out’ to set up their 3rd and 4 play. Two mistakes: They tried to run wide which was stupid and their guard missed a blocking assignment which allowed Jr. Seau to throw Turner for a 2-yard loss. The FG got the Bolts 3 but they needed touchdowns. Bad coaching decision.
Trailing 21-12 the Chargers, even with a gimp legged Rivers, had a nice drive going to start the 4th quarter. They would drive from their own 16 to the New England 36 where they had a first and 10. Three passes fell incomplete to bring on a 4th and 10. The Chargers need two scores to win. With 9:21 left they punted to New England, rather than going for it, and never saw the ball again.
San Diego was playing not to lose while New England was playing to win. They did.
The Green Bay Packers-New York Giants football game played on the frozen tundra of Lambeau field was a classic. The wind chill reached 124 by game’s end. There are not enough superlatives nor time to cover all the drama and excitement of the Giants 23-20 overtime win.
Giants QB Eli Manning was 21 for 40 and 254 yards with receiver Plexico Burress snagging 11 of those for 154 yards. The Giants two headed running game of Jacobs and Bradshaw accounted for another 130 yards.
Green Bay’s sure ‘Hall of Famer’ Brett Favre didn’t have his finest day, going 10 for 35 and 236 yards with 2 touchdowns but 2 interceptions. Ninety of those passing yards came early in the game on a pass to Donald Driver on the Packers’ second possession.
As sometimes is the case, NY kicker Lawrence Tynes went from goat to hero with a 47-yard field goal in overtime for the win. He had previously missed one from 36 as regulation time ended.
If there was sadness in the game it was that Packers’ QB Brett Favre couldn’t pull out the win in OT and he seemed to regress back to the bad years - throwing interceptions. In overtime his interception picked off by Corey Webster set up the winning field goal.
This was a game that had some savage hitting on both sides, some sloppy play, some stupid penalties on both teams, some clutch performances, a lot of trash talking and some individual battles that were classic. In short it was a hell of a game where both teams came to win.
Just a few weeks ago the New York fans were ready to run Eli Manning and coach Tom Coughlan out of town on a rail. Now they’re the toast of the town, king of the hill, A number 1. There is the feeling out there that the Giants are this year’s team of destiny. When the Giants line up on February 4 at the Phoenix University Stadium the team across from them will have a real destiny tag on them as the only 18-0 team in NFL history.
Next week the head to head matched up’s and predictions.


Montana & Steadman – the perfect double act

PSC golf from The Caddyshack

Monday, January 14, Bangpra, 2-Ball Texas Scramble
Monday, the Caddyshack held a two ball Texas scramble at Bangpra golf club and with a full field it looked as though this was going to be a very tight contest between a few teams.

Clive Bruce celebrates his good 1st day form in the Pattaya Sports Club Championship with a couple of the lovely waitresses at The Caddyshack.
Graham Beaumont took full advantage of Phonsie McGowan’s good form of late and teamed up with him to make a very strong pairing. But even with a good round put together, they only managed third place with a net 69.8.
By the narrowest margins, Geoff Stubbs and Jeff Sanderson scored a combined effort of 69.6 for second place and the winners, less than 2 shots ahead, were Richard Steadman and Rich Montana with a very nice round of 67.8.
Wednesday, January 16, Green Valley
Today as usual we played our weekly stableford event at Green Valley, and with another full house of golfers we had two flights with the cut made at 16 and up.
Scores on the day were of a very good standard. In division two, Jack Piercefield scored 36 points for third place, and also with 36 points but with a great back-nine of 20 points was Doug Carysforth in second. Going one shot better with 37 points was Jim Boyd who took a deserved first place.
In division one a few golfers broke par with Archie Armstrong scoring 37 points for third place. Meanwhile there seems to be no stopping Koji Yamada from breaking par, recently cut 4 shots he scored 39 points for second. The winner on the day was Vincent Smyth who put together a very tidy round of 40 points.
The prestigious 2’s pot is getting very popular with 4 golfers this time having to share the prize; namely Peter Henderson, Doug Carysforth, Jerry Kurtz and Peter Walker.
Friday’s golf was cancelled from The Caddy shack as most of the golfers from here were participating in the Pattaya Sports Club Championship and after the first round a representative from the Caddyshack, Clive Bruce, was joint leader with a net 72. Well done Clive!


Jack Tar and Brother D move up

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

200 Bowlers: Bill, Leen, Nok, Barry, Hakan, Mio & Rich.

Jim Montgomery
There was no change in the standings among the top three but changes were taking place among the next three places. Jack Tar moved up to fourth after taking three points from Café Kronborg with Barry leading Jack Tar with a 225 game and 584 series.
Brother D moved into fifth place after splitting their match with second place Diamond Shop. Bill Key was best in this match with a 206 game and 566 series. SaBai Friday advanced to sixth after winning three points from Beaver Bar & Grill. Nok bowled a 223 game, 589 series and Tiger added a 512-pin total for SaBai Friday.
Montana took all four points from VFW Post 9876 and Café Ole won four from Canada. Café Ole were led by Rich Montana’s 186, 214 and 201 games for a 601 series and Bill Gibson’s 562 series.
Balls Galore beat first place House of the Golden Coin taking three points in that match. Mio bowled a 245 game and 557 series for Golden Coin but that was only good enough to win one point.
La had a 532 and Somrak a 511 for Balls Galore. Leen bowling as a pacer, having just returned from Holland, had games of 217, 171 and 208 for a 596 series. Hakan also bowling as a pacer had games of 217, 211 and 160 for a 588 series.