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Let the Games begin

It’s ‘Ladies Day’ on the ocean wave

Regan tops 40 - twice

The ‘Ice Maiden’ cometh

50-point winner - You better believe it!

Takeshi takes the Medal in a thriller

Mcloone leaves his mark at Plutaluang

Wylie in a class of his own

Sharples and King have the edge

Ray’s Day at Bangpra

Students from 3 Southern provinces set for sports tour

You get out - what you put in!

Drader, Baccioli & John top the scores

No monkey business for Geoff as he leads standings for monthly award

The Square Ring

Winfield takes Monthly Mug

Mega-break 9-Ball Handicap Pool League

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Let the Games begin

From left to right: Natthasith Wijitwikrom, THA-E sports committee; Bundarik Kusolvitya, 1st Vice-President of THA-E; Noppadol Buathong, THA-E sports committee; Chatchawal Supachayanont, President of THA-E; and other members of the hotel organization during the parade and grand opening of the 17th THA-Eastern Chapter Sports Fest.

Chatchawal Supachayanont, President of Thai Hotels Association Eastern Chapter (THA-E), recently sounded the ceremonial gong to officially open the 17th THA-Eastern Chapter Sports Fest at Phothisampanpitayakarn School in Pattaya.
This year’s THA-E Sports Fest started on July 15 and will last until August 19. More than 20 member hotels from the Eastern Seaboard will participate in sporting events such as football, volleyball, a marathon, futsal and cheerleading competitions.
The sports fest kicked off with a football match between Dusit Resort, Pattaya and Royal Cliff Beach Resort. The match finished with a 4-1 score in favour of Dusit.


It’s ‘Ladies Day’ on the ocean wave

Catch of the Day from Tropical Berts

Derek Brook
Friday night, July 21, as I looked at the sea with the wind freshening and the rain blasting in from offshore, the first worries settled in, as we were going fishing the next day -or so I hoped.

Bua bags this one for the evening Barbie.

As it is the quiet time of the year there was only myself and Chris, the ‘single-handicap’ fisherman due to go out, but if the wind kept blowing there would be nobody.
Early next morning as I looked over the balcony, there was no wind, the sea was as calm as a millpond and the day ahead looked great. Then the hammer hit, ‘She who shall be obeyed’ decided it would be a ‘girls day out’ too.
Driving down to the boat we were told that Bua’s friends were already waiting there, and I realised my quiet day out was in jeopardy, however, I also suspected that at this time of the year the fish are starting to return to the area, so I lived in hope.
The boat was reasonably easy to board, the water being at a decent height, and with the ladies in tow we were soon underway and out to the fishing area.
This is the time the captain gets the big lines out, and we can test the speed of the water to see if we can also fish with the small lines. Of course, as we tested, one of the lines zipped out and Chris jumped on it and after a fight pulled in a fine Trevally of 4kg or so. Then a break while the people settled, and then one of the lines zipped out again and I brought in a 6kg Trevally, so at least the food for the night was assured.
With the sea running fast, the captain decided to go for a drive around but none of the spots were productive, so with the tide slowing, at about 2pm, we returned to the original spot and got the big lines out and relaxed.
Suddenly one line screamed out and something really big was on, but also the line next to it went, and as they are wont to do, the lines tangled around each other and the big one snapped, or was it bitten through? Meanwhile we got the other one in and it was another Trevally. The wire trace on the first line was snapped so it was a big fish, with big teeth, but oh, where were the Cobia?
Well we found out, because about 30 minutes later another line zoomed out and Chris was on it in a flash. The fish, after an initial run, came straight to the boat and straight under it, then ran down one side whilst the rods were moved, under the anchor rope, and around the boat again.
We then saw it was a largish Cobia, and it led Chris one devil of a fight until it was finally landed. The fish was 10kg. Now we have landed many fish, but size for fight, this ranks right up there, and we also now knew the Cobias were there.
One last surprise, the balloon went, and the captain pulled in a fish. Best I could make out it was a Gar of some type, but it was blue all over where a Gar is normally green. The joke is that nearly every fish we land the captain calls it “aloy”. This one was a Thom “mai aloy” fish.
Well a great day over we trundled our way in back to port.
If anyone is interested in coming along on our next fishing trip, please call Bua on 081 949 5070
T.T.F.N


Regan tops 40 - twice

IPGC golf from Lewiinski’s

Sunday, July 15,
Green Valley – White Tees, Stableford
A Flight
1st Jim Wiskcstrom (4) 37pts
2nd Ian Grout (12) 37pts
3rd Steve Mascari (12) 36pts
B Flight
1st Mike Shrosbree (14) 39pts
2nd Bruce Milner (17) 39pts
3rd Seamus Cotter (13) 39pts
C Flight
1st Patrick Duffy (14) 40pts
2nd Charles Sheppard (18) 38pts
3rd Sean Flannery (18) 38pts
Near Pins: #2: Ray Dell; #9: Geoff Doody, #12: Jim Wickstrom #16: Doug Campbell
2’s: Jim Wickstrom, Yui Duangkaew, Peter Ring, Nok Somporn
Patrick Duffy, who it should be noted must give away four strokes to meet the Society maximum handicap of 28, still managed to win C Flight and be MoM with 40 points, giving notice that he is ready to come down that handicap ladder to a level commensurate to his age and athletic prowess. He was two clear of a two-headed knot of players, with the ol’ Chas having the better of the count back go to edge Irish Sean Flannery.
In B Flight the podium was full of 39-point efforts. Only a count back sorted out that Shorsbree, Esq. had the best hourly rate, and for the second time in as many count backs, another Mick came up devoid of Luck o’ the Irish, as Seamus Cotter took the bronze. Sandwiched between that activity was the Aussie Pied Piper, Bruce Milner.
In the premier flight, relative newcomer to the flight Ian Grout sat betwixt two mainstays as Dudley Dooright took the top spot and The President took third.
Tuesday, July 17,
Khao Kheow B & C – Yellow Tees, Stableford
1st Colin Davis (14) 38pts
2nd Oddvar Rykke (21) 34pts
2’s: Simon Spaulding
The GM/Donkey took this bi-weekly sojourn to Pete Dye’s test with 38 points, four clear of Oddvar the Tent Maker and Irish Matt Cronin. Yep, for the second time on the week the Mick received only an empty bowl of porridge for his efforts.
Wednesday, July 18,
Bangpra – White Tees, Stableford
A Flight
1st Pat Regan (10) 41pts
2nd Phil Corbin (10) 36pts
B Flight
1st John Calvert (21) 42pts
2nd Charles Sheppard (17) 31pts
Our title guy started his late week bid, winning A Flight, but losing by a single point to B Flight countryman, Johnny Calvert, for MoM.
Pat was followed in A Flight by Hawaiian land magnate, Phil Corbin. Johnny C. was chased in by the trio of Chas, Mike the Mechanic and that Irish sage, Tom Breslin.
At least this time the count back losers included a Protestant as Mike the M and Tommy left the podium site with only hat in hand.
Friday, July 20,
The Emerald – White Tees, Stableford
A Flight
1st Pat Regan (10) 42pts
2nd Matt Cronin (11) 36pts
B Flight
1st Don Lehmer (13) 37pts
2nd Bob Lindborg (17) 36pts
Pat went deep again, this time with an A flight winning 42 points leaving countryman Matt Cronin six points adrift in second. The Lady’s Man nipped the Guru of GV by a single digit to take the top spot in B Flight.


The ‘Ice Maiden’ cometh

PSC golf from The Peacock Place

Monday, July 16, Bangpra,
Stableford

Monday saw us headed up the highway to lovely Bangpra. The Capt cried off with a sore back but said he would be waiting for us on our return. In the Capt’s absence, The 2’s Specialist Mr. Moseley stood in to do the honours.
There were 22 players today organized into two divisions with stableford being chosen as the format.
A Division saw Harvey Samuel (19) come out on top with 37 points. In second was Ken Little (15) on 35 points on a count back from Rick Evans (7) also with 35 points.
In the B Division, Paul Crosland (20) was the class act with 38 points, second on a count back over Danny Dyke (29) was Gordon Everingham, playing off his new handicap of 24, with both players scoring 33 points apiece.
The only ‘2’ on the day was recorded by Terry Phur.
The ‘Hat’ went to Gus Dickie compliments of Paradise City Properties for a score we are unable to reveal.
Wednesday, July 18, Khao Kheow, Stableford
Khao Kheow is always a challenging place to visit but, as always, the course was in great condition and we played the B and C layouts off the yellows.
The rain threatened but stayed away and a great day was had by all, even the Ice Maiden!
A division saw Dave Arrowsmith (5) on top with 36 points, and according to his playing partners if he could putt his score could have been anything. In second was Jack (no 2’s) Moseley (10) with 32 points on a count back from Neil Hughes (14), also on 32 points.
Into B division and ‘The Ice Maiden’ Wendy Khan (29) trounced the field with 39 points. In second place and four points back was Harvey Samuel (19) on 35 points and third was ‘Mr. Consistency’ Paul Crosland (20) with 33 points.
There was one ‘2’ in A division and that went to Ernie Brewer, who was joining us for the first time and John Khan got the rollover in the B division. Well done John, good to see it’s not only your wife that wins now and then.
The Hat was awarded to Jochem for his less than glorious effort on the day.
Next month Peacock Place golfer will take an away trip to Kiarti Thanee on August 27. The coach will leave the Peacock Place 8.30 - 9am. If you want a game with some friendly people at this or any other outing, come and put your name on the sheet or give Bob a call on 087 941 2474.


50-point winner - You better believe it!

Phoenix Members Golf Society

Mike Gerrard
Wednesday, July 18, Stableford
It was another fine day at the pleasure dome of our beautiful course. You cannot get tired of playing here. The staff are always very polite and the caddies are always smiling. There have, however, been 100 new caddies recruited at Phoenix recently in preparation for the coming high season and patience is required with the new girls whilst they learn their trade.

Sunday’s winners share a few bottles of bubbly.

Four groups started at a little before 12.30pm and we had the course very much to ourselves today. Millionaire’s golf!
Some fine scores were posted and it was no surprise to see our friend from Oman taking the honours. He has been in Pattaya for 2 weeks now and by playing every day he has slowly improved his game.
Where he comes from in the desert he plays mainly off sand, so his bunker play is always good. However, today he excelled himself and peaked to a superb round of golf shooting a gross 73, playing off 15 handicap, to record a staggering 50 (Yes 50) stableford points.
Needless to say we, at Phoenix have cut him to 9. Hopefully other handicapping bodies will do likewise.
In second place was another returnee Oddvark Rykke scoring a mere 41 points and third was regular Jeff Cargill with 40 points.
I would be gutted to score this many points and not win.
Technical prizes went to Mike Stuart, Oddvark Rykke and yours truly, with Bob Deane and Terry Oconner getting the lucky draw.
Friday, July 20, Medal
I did not received full details of Friday’s golf but it was reported that our lovable rogue Brian Jacks took the honours with a tremendous score of gross 78, and playing from the Blue Tees: Another one for the handicap bodies to take note of!
Sunday, July 22, Stableford
I really do worry about the high season coming on. During this quiet spell we are getting a good turn out of players each week and we could find ourselves with a big problem of fitting everybody in later in the year. Never mind, it’s a nice problem to have.
Some good scoring today with all three winners recording better than 40 points.
After many mediocre weeks out on the course, our captain Ben Hogstrom hit form to win, with one of the rainbow boys, Terry O’Conner coming second and Lars Gustafsson claiming third spot.
Technical awards went to Uli Leuenberger, newcomer Mikael Soderquist, Elizabeth Persson and Brian Jacks.
The Lucky Draw meanwhile went to little old me.
If anyone (members or guests) wants to join us on Wednesdays, Fridays or Sundays, you are all very welcome. We sign guests in at 800 Baht green fee mid-week. Please contact any of our committee or turn up no later that 11.30am and we should be able to fit you in.
Our next notable date is Wednesday, August 15 when we will holding a 2-Ball scramble. Please sign up early to avoid disappointment.


Takeshi takes the Medal in a thriller

IPGC golf from The Haven

Monday, July 16, Green Valley, Stableford
1st Trevor Schirmer, 39pts c/b
2nd Tony Barritt 39pts
3rd Serge Straeten 37pts
Another good day at very reasonable prices on one of the best courses in the area, and once again it was the usual suspects that were brought in for the identity parade and to collect their prizes as the day’s winners.
They were led by the master of golf organization, Trevor Schirmer, as he cast off the pressures of keeping some sort of order whilst attempting to track down all those having traveled direct to the course and advise them of their groups and starting places. His three-under total, with an outstanding return of 4-under on the back nine, was enough to see off the resurgent master putter, Tony Barritt who slumped after a very good front half.
Serge Straeten took the final slot with a steady one-under to complete a very familiar group photo opportunity on the podium, if only someone had had a camera.
Once again here were no 2’s in the second division but Tony Barritt had the only one in the first division.
Before presenting the prizes “The Doc”, camera-less but still standing in for the recovering Richard Livingston, welcomed back Tony Quaid.
Wednesday, July 18, Mountain Shadow, Stableford
1st Yasuo Suzuki 38pts
2nd John Squitiero 37pts
3rd B.J. Smith 36pts
At last Yasuo got the timing of his anchor deployment to perfection, taking no chances over the last couple of holes and ensuring that this outing was to be a successful one as he kept the accelerator on right to the end with a par, birdie finish.
It was just as well that he did, as John Squitiero nearly stole the show with an excellent one-under on what is a very difficult track to score on, especially for the higher handicappers.
B.J. Smith, making a welcome return from estate inspection in the far north-east, took the final place with a very welcome level par round to remind him of the halcyon days of yore.
It was not surprising that there were few 2’s on a course that traditionally gives nothing away, and on what must arguably be the most difficult greens in the area. What was surprising was that the only one was by a second division player in the form of Tony Squitiero, who swept a pool that also included a couple of roll-overs.
Friday, July 20, Phoenix Mountain & Ocean – Blue Tees, Monthly Medal
Division One
1st Takeshi Hakozaki net 69
2nd Al Keith net 71 c/b
3rd Tony Barritt net 71 c/b
(From Tony Kitchen 71)
Division Two
1st Paul Ovens net 76
2nd Tom McCarthy net 78
3rd Chris Knapp net 80
Takeshi Hakozaki led a high-quality field of contenders in the first division, who together returned the best overall scores in the monthly medal for a very long time. Takeshi shot a very commendable three-under off the blue tees which were placed about as far back as was possible, thus making the course exceedingly long when combined with very wet fairways that provided little or no run.
His score was the best so far in this year’s gold and silver qualifiers and was roundly applauded by all at the prize giving.
Al Keith slipped in a gross level par round on the Ocean course, which sadly offers the players no line of sight from the back tees after an overabundance of bush planting has all but obscured the holes and most of the fairways.
Al’s score was enough to see off the challenge of Tony Barritt and Tony Kitchen, who having played together in the same group knew that they were counting back over 9th, 6th, 3rd, 2nd and 1st holes, and still being equal had to wait for the scorer before Tony B was declared the owner of the last spot.
Paul Ovens made it a happy return to golf at the Haven as he swept to an early clubhouse lead at four-over, but with the CSS being 74 on the day, the end result was much better than it first appeared as the rest of the second division trailed in behind. The chasing pack was led by Tom McCarthy and Chris Knapp who were very surprised to find their scores were in contention, but the blues are a long way for the high flyers and almost every score can have a chance in the second division on any given day.
Back at The Haven, before presenting the prizes, “The Doc” welcomed new member Dale Auten and also welcomed back Mike Dabanovich, Matt Millar, Moe Deverdenne and Paul Ovens. It was also a sad farewell to Yasuo Suzuki who has had to at last return to the East in search of more and larger groups to bring back and lead round the wonderful golf courses in the Chonburi and Rayong regions, and of course clean and polish his collection of vintage Harleys.


Mcloone leaves his mark at Plutaluang

Jomtien Golf with the I.P.G.C.

Monday, July 16,
Plutaluang, Stableford

A remarkable 28 players out today to play, in most people’s minds, the two toughest nines at the naval course, the North and West.
The two courses were in very good condition especially the greens, but still a challenge. This reflected in the stableford competition for division two with Rick Newman finishing third with 33 points, while two players tied for first place on 34 points, Dave Ross’ greater count back of 19/18 on the back nine beating Burnie Sinclair into second.
Into division one, and still improving her game every week the impressive Miss Am shot 38 points to wipe the smiles of the lads back at Paweenas. Grenville Hill’s 35-point haul gave him second and Dave Richards was in third place with 32 points.
With two rollovers in the 2’s from Bangpra, new member Jim Lane won in division two and Grenville and Torgier shared the purse in division one. In the nearest the pin bottles and prizes, Grenville,Helge, Bruce Lawrence and Chris Holmes scored for division one while Dave Ross (2), Jim Lane and Tony Sawyer all went away happy people from the second flight.
Wednesday, July 18,
The Emerald, Stableford
With an increase of three members from Monday’s starting line up, it was all to play for at the ever-improving Emerald course.
The clouds were getting darker and darker as the first group went out at 10am. By the third hole the rain had started and by the fourth it had become torrential. There were now three groups waiting at the watering hole on the par-three 5th, so when there was a slight lapse in the rainfall the first group, the three ladies, teed off. By the time they had reached the green the storm had worsened and the green was completely waterlogged. So with the following groups still in the clubhouse the competition was cancelled.
Friday, July 20, Plutaluang, Stableford
While the Eastern Star course is still in a repair style mode, we switched to the Naval course for our no frills day.
A one division competition was held with Rick Newman coming in fourth with 32 points, Tony Sawyer two points better in third on 34 points, Ted Morris in second place with 36 points, and the winner, just prior to his departure back to Mozambique, was John Mcloone with 39 points.
Jomtien Golf meets every Monday, Wednesday and Friday’s at Paweenas, Soi 5 Jomtien Beach Rd. at around 9am for a 10am tee off. Please sign up in the bar or ring Glyn on 086 837 5464.


Wylie in a class of his own

PSC golf from the P J Pool Bar

Neil Duncan
Tuesday, July 17, Khao Kheow B & C, Stableford
1st Jeff Wylie (7) 43pts
2nd Ed Horrocks (28) 37pts
3rd Allan Cassin (12) 33pts
Khao Kheow is a superb test of golf, and missing a green by even a narrow margin will nearly always result in a chip out of thick, tough grass.
Eleven players tackled the B & C layouts and although the Howler monkeys were unusually silent, the course was soon taking the monkey out of most of the players.
Ray Allison was hitting his irons with crisp precision and was throwing them about equally proficiently, remembering of course to always throw forward so as to avoid needing to go backwards to pick the clubs up.
Jeff Wylie must also have been hitting his shots with crisp precision, ripping the guts out of the course with a very creditable gross 72, thereby racking up 43 stableford points off his handicap of 7. Ed Horrocks was next in line returning 37 points off a 28 handicap and in third spot was 12-handicapper Allan Cassin with 33 points.
Having left two near pins for the others on the previous Tuesday, Jeff Wylie was not so generous at Khao Kheow, bagging 3 near pin prizes (one green missed by all players) and making birdie twice.
The average score on the day was 29.6, a fair reflection of how good Jeff’s score was.
Thursday, July 19, Plutaluang N & W, Stableford
1st Jeff Wylie (7) 43pts
2nd Neil Duncan (13) 40pts
3rd Steve Hanstad (12) 36pts
4th Bruce Lawrence (11) 32pts c/b
5th Barry Quirk (14) 32pts
Not content with Tuesday’s sterling effort, Jeff Wylie proceeded to rip apart Plutaluang’s North & West courses, carding another gross 72 for another 43-point haul. Referee!!
Of the four nines at Plutaluang, the players generally find the West layout to be the toughest. I nickname this nine “The Cobra” because of the sneaky, snakey stream that coils its way across the course. The stream, which also presents itself laterally on several occasions, has to be crossed eight times with the result that it consumes golfers’ balls like a cobra feasting at a bird’s nest.
The field of twenty players returned an average score of 26.6.
Now this is the sweet bit - no near pins for Jeff (collective sigh) the prizes going to Neil Duncan, Phil Russell, Jim Smith and Willy Nachbar. The longest first putt on 18 went to Barry Quirk.
Jeff and Neil birdied the lighthouse hole to earn themselves a beer - thank you Mal. Aussie Ron Philips also had a ‘2’ but this consisted of the number of stableford points he put together over the North course. His marker was heard to ask Ron to simply pipe up whenever and if ever he managed to garner a point!
If any golfers are seeking to play with our group, please visit P J Pool Bar & Restaurant on Soi Watboonsamphan (Soi Kanoi) or phone Neil on 089 511 0575.

Thursday’s winners (minus Jeff Wylie): From left, Neil Duncan, Phil Russell, Willy Nachbar and Steve Hanstad.


Sharples and King have the edge

PSC golf from Tropical Berts

Derek Brook
Tuesday, July 17, Phoenix, Stableford
The test for this day was to be the Mountain and Ocean Nines, and we had a more than full turnout for the challenge.

Tuesday winners Paul Sharples and Pete King with Pu.
As this course matures the golf is becoming more difficult and good scores have been hard to come by recently, but on this day, with the nines we were to play and with little wind and a quiet course, we hoped for some better luck. Certainly Phoenix is now in excellent condition and a pleasure to play.
Back at Bert’s the golfers awaited the scores, which were really pretty good. In fact if you did not have 39 points you had no chance, and even with 39 points Mick O’Meara lost out.
In the A Flight, 0 to 15, the winner was Paul Sharples with 41 points ahead of Vince Smyth in second with 40 points and in a count back on 39 points, Rick Evans eased out Mick O’Meara for third.
In the B Flight, 16 up, the winner was Pete King with 40 points ahead of a count back for second on 39 points which saw Ian Covill in second with Joel Flor in third.
T.T.F.N.
Near Pin: Gareth Weeks (2), Rick Evans, Vince Smyth
Long Put: Dick Warberg, Anders Pederson


Ray’s Day at Bangpra

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the OK Corral

The Pattaya Golf Society visited Bangpra on Sunday, July 15, to play the latest in their series of Sunday stableford events, as usual with only one flight, and on a beautifully presented course.
Receiving their always warm welcome, the group was invited to tee off earlier than planned and this was another bonus on the sunny day.
David Thomas took fourth place with a round of 34 points to indicate that his hard work on the practice range may be paying off, tweaking parts of his game that had lost their sparkle, whilst Carl Lovatt went one better, his card of 35 points giving him a well-deserved third place.
Paul Quodomine found the form for which he has been searching for many weeks when he shot a level-par 36 points, playing his shots right to left in uncharacteristic but successful fashion.
The day’s winner was Ray Underwood whose cleverly crafted round of 39 points was the highlight of the day, and on a personal note was his second best performance of the year.
The birdie 2’s pot was shared by Tom McCarthy whose chip-in on the 17th was matched by Ray Underwood’s more traditional effort on the eighth.
Bill Hewitt, who six weeks ago shot his best score for years on this same course, manfully struggled with the pain of arthritis and recorded only one point on the first four holes and his dismal card was eventually rewarded with the Booby Bevy.
It had been another good day, for Ray Underwood in particular.
Teachers record high marks
Tuesday, July 17, the Pattaya Golf Society visited Phoenix for a stableford Order of Merit event over the Mountain and Ocean nines. The day remained heavily overcast throughout and towards the end of the round persistent drizzle added a dark vista to the day.
Unusually for the PGS, the event was an all-male affair but when the first group teed off thoughts were only about the matters in hand and not distracted by the very forward red tees.
All the principals managed to return sub-par rounds with Gilles Akoum, Masashi Iizumi and David Thomas presenting scores of 37 points for a share of fourth place. Carl Lovatt continued his recent good form with an excellent 39-point round and he could be forgiven for thinking that he would be adding a mass of Order of Merit points to his monthly tally.
But elsewhere school was out! Current teachers John Rehm, on holiday from his Swiss classroom, and Ian Grout, similarly “escaped” from Bangkok, were having the rounds of their lives. Ian had fired his best ever, a magnificent gross 77, and John had matched this in points off a higher handicap and they both returned a staggering 43 points for the victory. They had certainly given a lesson to the others on the day.
The large birdie 2’s pot was shared by Masashi, Markku Tynell and John Rehm whilst the dunce’s hat went to Michael Sim, making a welcome return to the OK Corral after an absence of many months.
Phoenix historically is a course which is more forgiving than most and this may have explained the high average score for the day, but those who continue to disparage teachers with “Those who can, do; those who can not, teach” may well be suffering verbal indigestion after the wonderful display by golfing teachers John Rehm and Ian Grout.
Terrific Tracey!
Green Valley always attracts a large field and it was no exception on Thursday, July 19, when the Pattaya Golf Society called to play a stableford competition on the testing course. The day was fine and the lightly sanded greens did not detract from the challenge as the two flights, cut at fifteen and under, took to the first tee.
In a competitive second flight, Tom McCarthy and Markku Tynell tied for runner-up with well-earned scores of 32 points apiece whilst old warhorse Ray Underwood took a firm grip on the first prize with 33 points. Was it really only a couple of weeks ago that he was laid low by a virus and couldn’t bear to even think about golf?
A high quality top flight saw Tony Kitchen break par again with a fine 37-point card which gave him third place, two behind Roy Thornton’s 39 and whose week had been one of excellent scores.
The highlight of the day was the performance of lady golfer Tracey Brown who fired the day’s best gross of 74 to record a massive 40 points for the win. All round her game is “class” with both length and accuracy immaculately controlled and she thoroughly deserved the plaudits back at the OK Corral.
Surprisingly there were no birdie 2’s and on a day when the PGS said a temporary goodbye to four of its many friends, the Booby Bevy was kept in abeyance for a few days.
The golfing week had ended in fine style.


Students from 3 Southern provinces set for sports tour

Ariyawat Nuamsawat
A hundred students from different schools in the Southern provinces of Pattani, Yala and Narathiwat will visit Pattaya City on a special sports tour to be organized by Siam Hero, Pattaya Police Station and Pattaya City Hall.
Colonel Adul Maliphan, former Thai national football player, said that this youth development project was held last year and was highly popular with the youngsters attending. Consequently, it was decided to hold the event again this year.
Southern children will take part in the 10-day tour between October 13 and 22, and train in various sports, including football at Soi Chaiyapruek Football Youth Stadium.
Adul said 10 children aged between 10 and 13 years would be selected from 10 schools and would be accompanied by their own teachers. They will join local students and participate in sports activities such as football, horse riding, golf, and martial arts.
Adul added that in this way, youngsters from two parts of the country would be able to share their interests and their experiences, and build up camaraderie.


You get out - what you put in!

PSC Golf from the Bowling Green

Barry Hooper
Tuesday, July 17, Bangpra, Stableford
A Flight:
1st Fergus Brennan (11) 36pts
2nd Derek Eastham (14) 33pts
3rd Takeshi Hakozaki (11) 32pts
B Flight
1st Tom Breslin (21) 35pts
2nd Alun Webber (25) 34pts c/b
3rd Peter Marsh (24) 34pts
2’s: Derek Eastham
Thursday, July 19, Mountain Shadow, Stableford
A Flight
1st Tom Herrington (16) 39pts
2nd Dick Warburg (15) 34pts
3rd Tewin Lamthong (16) 30pts
B Flight
1st Eddie Cochrane (30) 33pts
2nd Bob Short (22) 32pts c/b
3rd Mike Todd-White (19) 32pts c/b
4th Tony Geeland (22) 32pts
Near Pins: Bob Short, Amphan North (2) and Mashi Kaneta
2’s: Takeshi Hakozaki, John Beck, Tom Herrington, Mashi Kaneta and Donald Pearson
Saturday, July 21, Greenwood C & A, Stableford
1st Michael Brett (17) 39pts
2nd Alan Evans (27) 36pts
3rd Tom Breslin (21) 31pts c/b
4th Barry Rothberg (22) 31pts
Near Pins: Barry Rothberg and Fergus Brennan
2’s: Barry Rothberg

Saturday’s prize winners: Michael Brett, Alan Evans and Tom Breslin. (Inset - Barry Rothberg ringing the Bell).

I made mention last week that Michael Brett had been seen along with others getting in some serious practice at the Diana Driving Range.
Well the adage that “you only get out what you put in” has some credence as the resulting win on Saturday at Greenwood for Michael justified the effort he has put in recently to improve his game.
Michael had a three-point win over Alan Evans (Fergus’s right hand man) with Tom Breslin getting third. This followed a B flight win for Tom on the Tuesday in the week before his planned return to the Emerald Isle.
Barry Rothberg cashed in on the near pins and the 2’s pot, despite missing out on third place on count back, and he promptly rang the bell back at the Bowling Green. Cheers Barry!
Tuesday’s outing to Bangpra saw Fergus take the A flight and as mentioned Tom Breslin taking the B flight.
Thursday at Mountain Shadow saw two flights. Tom Herrington was the winner of the A Flight and Eddie Cochrane the B Flight. Alongside the normal competition it was decided to have a separate contest between Europe and the Rest of the World as the entry worked out nicely in setting up that format. The prize was to be that the winning group had to buy the loser a drink. The result went to Rest of the World with a 303 - 274 score over Europe.
Meanwhile, everybody was trying to get in on the 2’s and near pins with nine winners sharing the spoils.
Reminder - If anyone is interested in golfing with the Bowling Green we play every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. We meet at Bowling Green at 7:45am and new players are always made to feel welcome. Call Tewin on 086 056 7019 or the Bowling Green on 038-720741.


Drader, Baccioli & John top the scores

Diana July Seniors & Ladies Open

Mike Franklin
Ann Drader topped the field with 44 Stableford points in the Diana Seniors & Ladies Open held July 19 at Pattaya Country Club. Tong Pimblett was runner-up with 34 points.

July winners: Chris, Ann & Giorgio.
Giorgio Baccioli returned 42 Stableford points to win the Super Seniors with Danny Dyke a close runner-up on 40 points. Chris John won the Seniors with 39 points and Alan Pearce took second place with 38 points, beating Mick Leighton on count-back.
Mick O’Meara claimed two of the near pin prizes, Alan Pearce and Will Hindsjo taking the others. Arthur Bailey sank the longest putt on the ninth and Giorgio Baccioli on the eighteenth.
It was a fine day at Pattaya Country Club, and a field of 27 players enjoyed the course. It was good to see Mick Leighton back for an extended stay this time, and newcomers Alan Ainsworth, Wayne Farrell, Willy Hindsjo and Giorgio Baccioli were welcomed.
To avoid another date clash the August Seniors & Ladies Open will be held on Thursday, August 23 starting at 09am. Sign-up sheets are available at the Green Bottle or the Diana Garden Resort Driving Range.


No monkey business for Geoff as he leads standings for monthly award

PSC golf from The Bunker

Monday, July 16, Bangpra, Stableford
Monday saw the golfers travel to Bangpra for a Stableford competition at the notorious “monkey course” - and the cheeky little things didn’t disappoint.
On the first par-five 5th hole, Geoff Parker chipped onto the green only to see one of the monkeys pick up his ball and leg it whilst trying to take a bite out of it!
It didn’t put Geoff too much out of his stride as he finished third in the B Flight with 30 points. Jim Wooler was second with 31 points and the winner was Roger Privett with 33 points, who surprisingly found himself in the Diadora league because the cut was at handicap 15 and under.
Mashi Kaneta stole third place in the A Flight with 30 points, beating Gerry Cooney on a count back, and Colin Greig lost first place to Paul Smith on a count back too, both finishing with 34 points apiece.
Paul Smith had a very profitable day by winning two of the near pin prizes, the others going to Geoff Parker and Roger Privett.
Wednesday, July 18, Greenwood, Medal
A Medal competition was played at the ever-improving Greenwood golf course on Wednesday, and again Mashi Kaneta claimed a prize via a count back, this time he took second place ahead of William Macey after both finished with two-over par net 74’s. Meanwhile Geoff Parker put himself into the running for golfer of the month award by winning with a one-over par net 73.
Near pin prizes were shared between William Macey, Roger Privett, Colin Greig and Gerry Cooney.
Friday, July 20, Phoenix, Stableford
Geoff Parker was in the frame again in this latest Stableford competition held at Phoenix Golf Club where he finished third with 36 points behind Eddie Martin. Eddie lost out to Roger Privett for first place on a count back after both finished with 38 points.
Mick Benton, Paul Smith, Gerry Cooney and Eddie Martin were all on the mark and shared a near pin prize each.
This week’s results has left Geoff Parker out in front for the golfer of the month title but Roger Privett and Gerry Cooney are breathing down his neck with four more games to go.


The Square Ring: by Howie Reed

There is nothing more distinctive than the voice of Jimmy Lennon when he says, “Now the big men of boxing.” Lennon of course talks of the heavyweights. So in the best tradition, let’s start with the “big men” of boxing.
One can only deduce that WBC heavyweight champion Oleg Maskaev’s manager, the not ready for prime time Dennis Rappaport, is looking for any way to derail a fight with Samuel Peter. The fight is scheduled for October 6 on American cable giant Showtime, but Maskaev is refusing to sign the contract.
Peter’s promoter Dino Duva echoed words read many time in the Square Ring.
“For the past year, all Dennis Rappaport has done is find phony ways for Maskaev to avoid his legitimate #1 challenger, Sam Peter. First it was the nonsense with Vitali Klitschko, and then they consistently refused to sign bout agreements. This is becoming absurd. It’s all a smokescreen. The lawsuits being threatened, the public games ... they’re all a big smokescreen to keep Maskaev from getting knocked out by Peter.”
The President of the Africian Boxing Union, Houcine Houich, has written to the WBC asking that the title become vacant and that Peter fight the highest rated available contender for the crown. That would be either Vladimir Virchis (23-1) or Oliver “The lights are on but no one’s home so don’t” McCall.
Way to go Denney! Oleg worked his butt off and you have completely “screwed the pooch.”
You can now exhale (I know you’ve been holding your breath), as it has officially been announced that Vitali Klitschko (35-2) will make his first comeback fight on September 22. The fight will be held in the Olympiahalle in Munich against Jameel McCline.
If nothing else in boxing is predicable, when it comes to promotional names they can always do the expected. The title of this fight is “The Champ is back - October-Fist.” In truth that’s kind of clever.
This will be Vitali’s first fight since 2005 when he successfully defended his WBC heavyweight title against Danny Williams, who is mainly unknown.
“I would like to write history together with my brother,” said Vitali. Sure why not? What the world really needs is another book. As for McCline, Vitali commented, “McCline doesn’t have anything to lose, however I have everything [to lose].”
Pal Stitch will be in the corner of Klitschko so guess the ‘Square Ring’ will have to yell, “Go Vitali.”
About the same time that Michael Crighton had penned Jurassic Park and Stevie Spielberg was producing it, boxing was well on its’ way to a similar situation. They didn’t so much go back in time as bring back heavyweight boxers that were well past their prime, if indeed they ever had primes. That scenario will continue with an ‘All Dinosaur’ card in sandy Utah, USA.
The top of the card features “The Tuaman” David Tua (47-3-1) against Saul Montana (48-14, 42 KOs), who is probably the best Mexican heavy. The term is relative though as Montana has lost to the likes of Sinan Samil Sam, Tye “Barren” Fields and Grigory Drozd. One could argue though that Montana is a step up for Tua from Edward Gutierrez, Maurice Wheeler and Robert Hawkins.
On the same card is Joe Mesi (35-0) against Tank Williams.
The problem with the “big men of boxing” is that they no longer rule the roost. Back in their day the heavyweights called the shots - but not now. It’s the smaller men of boxing like Pacquiao, Nonito Donaire and Miguel Cotto that can step up to shape the face of boxing. The problem is that Pacquiao, even though exciting, has probably blown his chance through terrible management and almost disappearing from free TV. His last out against Jorge Solis dropped like a Hiroshima bomb, not only at the gate, but more importantly on PPV. Thanks to the wisdom of promoter Bob Arum even the replay was never shown.
Now Pacquiao will again fight Marco Antonio Barrera on “PPV”, but at least with HBO involved it will be shown free the following week.
Barrera comes off a unanimous decision blow out (118-111 twice and 118-108) at the hands of Juan Manuel Marquez. Does Pacquiao fight the winner of that fight? Nope, he gets the loser, who after 18 years and 68 fights might well be sneaking up on his “sell by date.”
Well “Holy Moly”, who would of thunk it? Daisuke Naito, who WBC fly champ Pongsaklek Wonjongkam once KO’d in 34 seconds back in 2002, wasn’t even given an “ornamental opportunity “ of winning when they met for the third time. Wonjongkam was going for his 18th title win but this time came up short when all three judges saw it for Naito. In fact it wasn’t even close. Cousin Bruce McTavish (Philippines, TQ and Bourbon Street) had it 118-113, so that’s what it was.
Going into the fight some had said that Wonjongkam had lost his previous zip, sharpness and punching power. The Square Ring’s favorite boxing scribe Joe Koizumi wrote, “Unheralded and unexpected Daisuke Naito amazingly captured the WBC flyweight belt as he fully frustrated long-reigning defending champ Pongsaklek Wonjongkam Kratingdaeng-gym with his tricky mobility and roundhouse attacks in earlier rounds, withstood the champ’s furious retaliation in the ninth, and earned a close but unanimous decision.”
Note to Thai boxers - that’s what happens when you stay close to home and fight guys that don’t pose any challenge. The loss to Naito leaves the popular Thai on the outside looking in for any final big money fights against either Nonito Donaire or Vic Darchinyan.
Not a surprise was that Aussie Danny Green (24-3) destroyed Otis Green in 3 at the Challenge Stadium in Perth. Griffin was the winner of the “reality” TV series promoted by Oscar De La Hoya called “The Next Great Champion.” Green dropped Griffin three times to end things at 1:31.
One of the hot “now” sports is the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) which many are calling “The Next Great Sport.” One of the stars of the UFC was Tito Ortiz who is managed by his girlfriend Jenna Jameson, who some call a “porn icon” while others call her a harlot who takes her clothes off to have sex with men and women on film.
As it is with everything in sport, Ortiz whines about being underpaid. That didn’t play well with Dana White the president of UFC.
“He’s not the brightest bulb on the porch,” said White. “(In fact) he’s a complete moron. What makes it even worse is he doesn’t think he is. Dealing with Jameson is like ‘double idiot’ power. I’d rather talk to this table right here than have a conversation with that blonde.”
Mr. White though would have to go a bit to match promoter “GB” Gary Shaw who allegedly referred to light heavyweight Anthony Hanshaw as a “black freaking monkey.”
The Square Ring has had its differences with Mr. Shaw but it would be disgraceful if it didn’t step forward stoutly in his defense here: Mr. Shaw would never, never, never use the word, “freaking.”
During the weigh-in for the Bernard Hopkins (47-4-1) v Winky Wright (51-3-1) fight, Hopkins, acting like the jerk he can be, pushed Wright in the face. That action set off an eruption of pushing, shoving and even some punches.
The day of the fight, Nevada Executive Director Keith Kizer ordered 10% of Hopkins purse of US$3 million to be withheld. At he end of the month the commission will decide whether Hopkins will be fined or suspended.
From the report filed by O.R. Cross of Pattaya, the weigh-in may have provided the most action of the weekend in Las Vegas. Here’s O.R. ... “Most of the action took place in the final round. In fact, that round had more fighting than the others combined. All in all, good for you technicians to watch but not so exciting for guys like me who are used to the heart-pounding action of my favorites like soccer, cricket, darts and synchronized swimming.”
O.R. continued, “I agreed with my favorite (announcing) team, Sheridan and Bontempo, that Hopkins won the decision (117-111, 117-111, 116-112) but it was an exercise in Hopkins throwing the right (which is what he should do against a southpaw) and then tying Wright up. Sheridan was overly impressed with Hopkins ability to make it look as if Wright was doing the holding and then making some cute moves that the referee didn’t see. The two fights on the undercard were both better than the main event.”
Like this column, which always ends with predictably, O.R. signed off with “Until next time, it’s now T.Q. time.” TQ time of course being not only a daily measure but also a state of mind.
As part of the triple dipper at the International Arena in Cardiff, Dapper Dave Stewart’s pal Alex Arthur (26-1) won the no longer vacant interim WBO super featherweight title. He did that with a 10th round stoppage of Koba Gogoladze (20-3). The young Scotsman had his way with Gogoladze, dropping him in rounds 6, 8 and 9 before the end at 2:48 of the 10th.
The local soccer hooligans were over the moon when local “fav” Gavin Rees, now 27-0, upset Souleymane M’baye (35-2-1) to win the WBA super lightweight tile. Rees led from wire to wire, winning 118-110,117-112,117-113 to give M’Baye only his second loss. The first came 4 years ago to Vivian Harris.
The evening was capped off when Swansea native Enzo Maccarinelli (27-1) disposed of Wayne Braithwaite (23-2) with the greatest of ease to retain his WBO cruiserweight title. How easy was it? 118-108 twice and a shut out of 120-108. Good night and drive home safely.
“Your Lordship?”
Yes Jeeves
“Your Lordship, I read in the sporting pages that your friend Mr. Hughes has turned the Chicago baseball Cubs around. They’re 19-5 recently. How did he accomplish the task?”
Probably by listening to nothing I’ve said or written about baseball or most anything else, including horse racing and boxing. Listen Jeeves, I know you fancy yourself as a musicologist of sorts so I have a question for you. You remember Helen Reddy? OK, what was her big hit song?
“That’s easy Your Lordship. The song was ‘I Am Women’ and went like this, ‘I am women, hear me whine.’”
That’s quite enough of that Jeeves. Time for the cigars, lager and some Rod Stewart on the music machine.


Winfield takes Monthly Mug

PSC golf from The Café Kronborg

Monday, July 16, Crystal Bay, Stableford
The Crystal Bay A & C nines were host to a Stableford competition in one flight. The course on the day was quite playable, but a bit tatty, with weeds growing into the fairways, and patches on several greens.

PSC vice president Derek Brook (right) presents the Kronborg Monthly Mug to Mike Winfield.

Dave Richardson won the day with 40 points, Paul Sharples was second with 38 points, Doug Maiko came in third with 37 points and Takeshi Hakozaki was fourth with 34 points.
Thursday, July 19, Pattaya Country Club, Monthly Mug – Medal
The day dawned on this, the biggest day of the month at The Cafe Kronborg, and the weather looked fine.
The players gathered at The Kronborg, and as time went on more slipped in until we had the largest group for some months.
Some of the players were in good form, with Dave shooting 40 points on Monday and Paul shooting 50 on Tuesday. Of course they were suitably dealt with on handicap, but after playing so well this week anything was possible.
On the course the wind was thankfully quiet early on, and it was ideal for playing golf. Meanwhile, the fairways were fine, the greens tricky and fast, and the rough more forgiving than of late. As the day progressed the wind rose a little, and at the end we just got in before the rain arrived.
Sat in the restaurant as the cards came in, it was obvious that the pre-competition favourites had not performed well on the day. It is always difficult to follow a great round with another one.
Back at the Cafe Kronborg the results were eagerly awaited. In the A Flight, 0 to 17, that old warrior Bob Benda came through to win in a close fight in the division. Bob shot a Net 69 ahead of a count back for second on Net 70 that saw Ebrahim in second ahead of Derek Brook in third.
In the B Flight, 18 up, the winner was Kevin Dinan with a Net 65, James Flanaghan was in second with a Net 66 and in third was Wayne Koch with a Net 70.
So to the winner of the Kronborg Mug for July, and with a fine Net 65, beating Kevin on count back, the winner was Mike Winfield. Well done!
T.T.F.N.


Mega-break 9-Ball Handicap Pool League

Barry Hooper
Both of the semi-final matches, played on Wednesday, July 18, failed to live up to the expectations of the pundits and spectators who knew that the line up had four of the best Pattaya 9-Ball players at the tables.

Nop (left) and Chris line up prior to last Sunday’s final.

In the first semi-final, Nop ran out an easy 4-1 winner over Charlie and Chris followed it up with a similar winning score over Baz in the second match
Due to another event being held on the Saturday, the final between Nop and Chris had to be delayed until Sunday, July 22.
Going by the form of the earlier rounds, Nop was the man to beat and he proved this with a sound 4-2 win over Chris in the final match. Congratulations Nop!
The next 9-Ball league is scheduled to start at the beginning of August. If you are interested in taking part please submit your names as soon as possible as the entry is restricted and take on a first come first served basis. Call 038 428 858 or send an email to contact@ megabreakpool.com