An Englishman takes the crown on Independence Day
Independence Day Tournament, July 4
Phoenix - Mountain & Ocean
The 10th Independence Day and Richard Livingston’s 62nd
Birthday tournament was played as usual at the Phoenix Golf Club over the
Mountain and Ocean courses where the conditions were found to be almost
perfect with little wind although the greens were a little on the long side
which gave much comfort to the less able putters.
With the conditions so easy, it was surprising that the
nearest the pins on two holes in the 3rd division were not won but possibly
the pin positioning had a lot to do with those results.
Independence
Day Champion Jack Mosely (left) receives his trophy from birthday boy
Richard Livingston.
The Ladies Division was headed by Banjob Franklin who
took her first win for several months albeit by a countback from Mam
Trayling, who had the same points over the eighteen holes but could not
match Banjob ‘s fantastic 22 points on the back nine.
Paul Hartley continued his good run of form to take the
3rd Division by a couple of shots from Larry Ball just ahead of Peter
Johansson on count back.
In the second Division, Richard Wardell having lost the
Champions prize by a very close count back, had to be satisfied with winning
his division with the terrific score of 43 points with Stephen Ellison a
further 2 strokes back in second place.
A very old friend of Richard, Cameron Radford came out of
hiding after several years, with an unrecognisable handicap of 14, which
some people said he bought at auction on E-bay for a huge sum of money
(undisclosed), to slide into first place in the 1st Division by two from
Martin Grimoldby.
Barry
Winton, returned the best gross of the day to receive a trophy from Richard.
In the battle for the best gross prize Barry Winton led a
three way count back that had to be taken over the back 9, 6, 3, 2, 1, and
the front 6 and 3 before being declared the winner over Jack Mosely and
Martin Grimoldby, which made up for what for him was a mediocre performance
which he hoped to better later in the week.
Jack Mosely made it a sad day for America apart from the
separate celebrations being held over there, as he took the Championship
Trophy to keep the run of victories by non “Septics” going for a further
year making ten in all and taking the course apart with an incredible seven
under to belie his recent form in the usual weekly competitions. A fantastic
effort duly rewarded.
Back at The Haven, following a heart rending rendition of
Happy Birthday, Richard with tears in his eyes possibly due to the pain from
his new teeth, and thankfully not having any difficult names to pronounce,
presented the prizes to the winners.
Before presenting the prizes Richard thanked the Roy
Thornton, Len Jones and Steve Donovan for their assistance with promotion,
Wayne Ogonoski for scoring and Stephen Beard, for generally running around
as if his pants were on fire, once again overseeing most things and
obviously back to full power at least off the course.
He also thanked Lumyai and her staff for once again
producing what must be of the best buffets in town, which seemed to go on
forever with a continuing stream of refills from the kitchen. A new addition
to the menu, tartar sauce, proved to be the star of the show, with the chef
having to whip up an extra two gallons after the crowd started baying for
his blood as it ran out the first time after a few minutes, the word having
swept round the room like wildfire.
As usual a top quality golf shirt was provided to all
entrants, which meant everyone went home with something, apart from a full
stomach, to remind them of a great day golfing with their friends and a
celebration two important birthdays.
Results:
Champion: Jack Mosely, 43 pts - cb9 23
Best Gross: Barry Winton, net 77 - cb from Jack Mosely & Martin
Grimoldby
1st Division
1st Cameron Radford, 41 pts
2nd Martin Grimoldby, 39 pts
3rd Barry Winton, 35 pts
2nd Division
1st Richard Wardell, 43 pts
2nd Stephen Ellison, 40 pts
3rd Glynn Nicholas, 39 pts
3rd Division
1st Paul Hartley, 39 pts
2nd Larry Ball, 37 pts - cb9 20
3rd Peter Johansson, 37 pts - cb9 17
Ladies Division
1st Banjob Franklin, 39 pts - cb9 22
2nd Mam Trayling, 39 pts -cb9 17
3rd Toy Theobald, 38 pts
Technical Prizes:
Longest Drive: Martin Grimoldby, Dene Airey, Paul Hartley and Mam
Trayling
Near Pins Mountain #4: Mam Trayling, Neil Cameron, Martin
Hartley; Mountain # 8:Cameron Radford;Glynn Nicholas, Toy Theobald; Ocean #
5: John Larder, Paul Quodomine, 3rd Division -No Winner; Ocean # 7: Nathan
Welchert, Brian Kelly, 3rd Division -No Winner.
Pattaya set to run marathon this weekend
Thousands of athletes will be pounding the pavement when
the Pattaya Marathon gets underway in the wee morning hours on Sunday July
17.
The start and finish has been changed from the
traditional location on Beach Road Soi 4, with the starter’s pistol now
firing off at 4 am at South Pattaya’s Bali Hai pier. Banners and posters
are already in place around the city promoting the event.
The Pattaya Marathon features four categories for both
age and distance: Marathon (42.195 km), starting at 4.00 am; Wheelchair
(42.195 km), starting at 4.30 am; Half Marathon (21.100 km), starting at
5.30 am; Quarter Marathon (10.550 km), starting at 5.45 am; and Student
(5.00 km), starting at 6.00 am.
All are starting and finishing at Pattaya City Sea Rescue
Station in South Pattaya, the change having been made to give runners the
opportunity to view more of the city as well as for convenience.
Application fees are Marathon/Wheelchair US$45; Half
Marathon, US$35; Quarter Marathon US$30. Further details are available from
the official website www.pattaya-marathon.com.
Cash prizes are available for the first six winners in
each category.
Those wishing to apply to enter the event can do so by hand on the ground
floor of the Royal Garden Plaza Pattaya tel (66 38) 710 294-8 on Saturday,
July 16 or at the start/finish line at the Bali Hai Pier, South Pattaya
before 3 a.m. on July 17.
The Semple team tops the Ocean Marina’s monthly racing
Peter Cummins, Pattaya
The undisputed Platu keelboat champion team, following
their win at the Coronation Cup last month, continued on their winning way
last weekend at the monthly Ocean Marina Keelboat and Catamaran Fleet
racing.
The
winning team - (l to r) Morten Jakobsen, Neil Semple, Olaf Schoenicke and
Marcus Maher. Absent from photo, Stewart Ross.
Neil Semple, Morton Jakobsen, Markus Maher, Olaf
Shoenicke and newly-aboard, Stewart Ross, with three straight wins, beat
Alex Skaria’s team, with Gary Baguley closing the Platu-dominated first
three places.
Fourth was John Vause, piloting Bill Gasson’s “Buzz
8”, David Bell’s Fremantle 8, “Pink Pussy Cat”, before Brian
Hume’s Platu appeared in sixth place. Pascal Leray was seventh and Khun
Aey’s Platu, had the place of honour at the end of the fleet.
Sailed in ideal conditions, with southerlies around 10
knots, moderate seas and generally fair conditions, the weekend’s racing
and social events at the Ocean Marina Yacht Club in Jomtien, were highly
successful.
This Sunday, a number of the Ocean Marina craft will join the Royal
Varuna Yacht Club’s annual Prince Bira memorial event - one of the longest
races on the racing calendar.
Maniac Mondays start at Sriracha
The management of Sriracha Golf Club has announced a
special promotion to welcome the low season.
Maniac Monday’s feature 150 baht green fees and carts
for 300 baht. Caddy fees stay at 200 baht, meaning that if you share a cart,
you and your partner can each get away with paying 500 baht, all in. Tee
time bookings are requested: 038.338.375-8.
They would also like to remind golfers that the regular
coupon rates of 400 baht weekday and 600 baht weekend will stay in effect
through the end of August. To ensure that you always get the coupon rate,
simply register the Pro Shop, so that you don’t need to go chasing around
after coupons any more.
One other option is to buy one of the new Monthly Green Fee cards,
offered at 2,000 baht for a weekdays-only card, or 3,000 baht for a full
week card. These will go on sale next weekend and will be good for 30 days
from the date of issue.
Paul Kenner (P.K.) bowls 262 game and 591 series
Pattaya Sports Club
Friday Bowling League
House of the Golden Coin won three points from VFW Post
9876. The VFW team bowled well but could not overcome P.K.’s 262 game and
591 series.
200
bowlers - P.K., La, Ken, Lenz and Ooy.
Cafe Ole took three points from Domicil behind
Ooy’s 235 game and 575 series.
Brother D moved into a tie for first after winning
three points from Jack & Tar and is tied with Mai’s Thai
Restaurant who took three from Cafe Kronborg. Shenanigans and Three
Sisters split their match at two points apiece and Friends bested Grape
Vine taking three points in that contest.
Best bowlers of the day:
La, Three Sisters: 213 game - 553 series
P.K., House of the Golden Coin: 260 game - 562 series
Lenz , Mai’s Thai Restaurant: 200 game - 525 series
Ooy, Cafe Ole: 235 game - 575 series
Sven, Friends: 526 series
Jim, Cafe Kronborg: 521 series
Rich, Spare Bowler: 520 series
Kaew, Three Sisters: 509 series
Bill Gibson, Cafe Kronborg: 504 series
Morn, Domicil: 508 series
Peter, Domicil: 501 series
Somrak, Cafe Ole: 506 series
Ken Crow, 207 game
Easy for the league leaders
The Jomtien 8-Ball Pool League
Week 14 saw no significant changes in the standings but in what
increasingly looks like a race for second place behind the runaway leaders,
the challengers drew closer together.
With their unbeaten away record, Simple Simon was
expected to give top of the table San Snack Bar a tough match when they
traveled down to Soi Welcome. The 7-2 result to San Snack Bar says it
all. SSB extended their winning streak to twelve matches and their lead
in the standings to six points.
Because of on-going renovations, Hide-A-Way played
their scheduled home match against Lucky Bar down in Soi Welcome.
Hide-A-Way may rue that decision as their hosts showed no generosity
with a 6-3 victory. The win sneaks Lucky Bar back into the top half of
the table and Hide-A-Way’s loss gives SSB a little more breathing room
at the top.
Country Club went next door to Woaw’s Pub and with
a close 4-5 win, and some thanks to Hide-A-Way’s loss, reclaimed the
share of second place in the standings that they lost four weeks ago.
Rose & Thistle improved their position with a 4-5
win at S&N Palace. It was easier than the score suggests, as Rose
& Thistle were 2-4 up at the break and won the first doubles match.
With their sixth 5-4 defeat, S&N must be wondering when their luck
is going to change.
In other matches; in Soi 5, Paweena’s rearranged
the lower order standings when they defeated their Soi 4 neighbours
Moonshine 6-3; in Thepprasit Road, Bolaget entered the Twilight Zone and
continued their dismal form with a 2-7 loss - Twilight Zone breaking
their seven match losing streak.
Next week San Snack Bar goes to Twilight Zone and,
considering their current form, will anticipate not too many problems.
Who is going to stop SSB?
The Jomtien 8-Ball Pool League Table
More dosh for Josh
IPGC golf with The Caddy Shack
Tuesday July 5th had the guys from the shack travel
to Green Valley for a medal competition. Conditions were windy and very
tricky, starting on the first hole was a daunting prospect another large
field was split into two divisions with the cut at 16 & under. Division
2 had Neal Hughes and Mr Loy sharing 3rd spot with net 77, Les Hall on 74
and Clark Alexander leading the way with 2 under par 70. Mark
Joshua played well but also collected the bananas from Mr. Loy.
Division 1 saw Sam Fitzsimmons firing 75 with Brian Jacks
level par 72 but eclipsing everyone was Mark Joshua with a stunning gross 77
net 67 to take the huge pot. There were no two’s again & the bananas
were awarded to Josh because his group fell 4 holes behind the field. Back
at the Caddy Shack the return of Scottish Superstar Angus Macfarland (The
Horse) was welcome and he kept everyone entertained with his one man band.
Thursday July 7 saw the boys go to Eastern Star for a
stableford competition on a perfect day for golf. The scores were very good
and the large field was cut at 17 & under.
In division 2 Ben Findon took 3rd place with 33 points
Philip Jacks 2 sec with 34 with the ever improving Rob Heath on 42 - get the
knife out Mr Loy. Division 1 had Terry Phur and Mark Joshua joint 2 second
with 36 points but Sam Fitzsimmonds just pipped them with 37 the triple
rollover twos were shared by Sam and Jan Eriksen. The bananas were awarded
for the second time this week to under the cosh Josh as his group had to let
very high handicappers through because of there slow play.
All are welcome to play at the Caddyshack, just turn up on Tuesday July
19 at Siam Country Club or Thursday July 21 Sattahip - before 11 a.m. and
transport is arranged. The Caddy Shack is situated on soi 17, South Pattaya
(same road as Harley Bar).
Ball on the ball again
PSC Golf from McAllister’s Bar & Grill
Friday July 8
Century Ban Chang
Stableford
Rumor has it that anyone who is keen enough on the game of
golf to build their own four practice holes in their own back yard is attempting
to improve his game. This is the case with Larry Ball as he stepped up to the
podium in first place once again. No champagne seen flying around as in F1 and
MotoGP but at this amateur level a Heineken or two will have to suffice, albeit
that it consumed rather than being dispensed upon all and sundry.
Missing a few noted early birds this week the group actually
teed off at somewhere closer to the appointed hour of 08:00 as opposed to the 0
dark 30 preferred by the groups planning to be back at McAllister’s in time to
claim their appointed seats. It was later clarified that some simply cannot
stand the pace in Banchang during the evening and still front up for golf the
next morning.
As it turned out if we had all gotten off half an hour
earlier we could have avoided being drenched by a sudden storm that blew in.
This was a storm not a rain shower and it really came down hard causing a couple
of early retirements from the arena. Unfortunately some scores were affected in
a negative fashion by the same event. Who said those early birds didn’t have a
good plan in mind?
Back to the aforementioned winner for the week, Larry Ball
pipped Dennis Willet on count-back with both scoring 39 points courtesy of a
very fine back nine performance by Larry. In third was Graham Hiskett with 38
points later discovering that he had not kept himself up to date on his
handicap, which had risen by a shot. However, the card had been signed and
submitted so the result stayed.
Next week will be a non-event for McAllister’s, as the
majority will be joining the PSC for the 50th monthly members tournament. All
will be back to normal come Friday the July 22 and newbies are welcome if the
can arrive at Century Banchang somewhere close to 0800 and check in with Dennis
at hole number one.
Many thanks go to Don McAllister as always for the excellent
repast and the lucky door prizes that were highly appreciated by those who never
seem to get anywhere near the winners circle.
More next week.
Happy Birthday Roy
IPGC Golf from The Haven
Wednesday July 6
Phoenix Mountain/Ocean
2 Person Scramble
Following hard on the heels of Richard’s birthday
celebrations (see separate report), it was Haven golf manager, Roy
Thornton’s 50th bash and he chose to hold a 2 person scramble over the
same Phoenix Mountain/Ocean layout, so all those who played on the 4th July
Independence Day celebrations had a distinct advantage of how the course
would play!
A great day for everyone, winners and non-winners alike,
who all enjoyed some superb scores, some great golf and in scramble
tradition - great fun! Memorable rounds, particularly from Barry Winton and
our host Stephen Beard. How fantastic for everybody to see Stephen back on
the golf course for the first time in 18 months following his serious
illness and how fitting that he should be a winner! Great credit to Barry
for teaming up with Stephen and we can assure you that the “doc” played
his part to the fullest. What a fantastic round by Brian Wilkinson &
Dean Airey and who will ever forget “Deano” getting on the green at
Ocean 9 with driver and 5 iron! A great feat, a great score and a great win!
At the end of the day however, a huge thank you to the
birthday boy, Roy Thornton, for all his hard work and generosity, top
quality golf shirts, cash prizes, super trophies and a magnificent buffet
dinner that all made for a day that many will remember for years to come.
Special thanks also to Richard Livingston for emceeing
the presentation and to Lumyai and her staff for taking care of everybody so
well and for the scrumptious food which was devoured by all. As a final
note, it was very fitting and kind of Roy to award the Ladies trophies and
cash prizes (there being no ladies taking part) to Wanicha for her
assistance in the admin and to Lumyai for the buffet. Much to Stephen’s
surprise and horror (?), Lumyai rang the bell to celebrate, put the 1,000
baht prize in the tip box for the staff and handed Stephen the 2,000 baht
tab for the round of drinks! Well done Lumyai, well done Stephen and
especially, well done Roy!
Results:
Best Gross/Scramble Champions
Brian Wilkinson and Dean Airey, net 61.2
Division 1: Winners: Stephen Beard and Barry Winton, net 65
Runners Up Pete Murray and Richard Garland, net 66.4
Division 2: Winners Mark Joshua and Phillip Jacks, net 62.2
Runners Up Peter Johansson and David Childs, net 67
Technical:
Near Pins: M4 David Smith, M8 Roy Thornton; O5 Patrick Scullion, O7 Dean
Airey.
Friday July 8
Eastern Star
Stableford
1st John Teague, 40 pts
2nd Barry Winton, 38 pts
3rd Barry Traynor, 36 pts - c/b3 8
4th Bob Lindborg, 36 pts - c/b3 7
Inclement weather indeed! Soon after teeing off, the sky
darkened and the storm hit Ban Chang. As the wind grew to a force 6 and the
rain lashed down, the hardy Haven golfers continued their round virtually
without a pause and once again, the Brits felt comfortably at home and swept
the board! John managed to compile his best ever back 9 shooting a fantastic
42 gross for 25 points which gave him a grand total of 40 points for a great
win in dreadful conditions. Chasing close behind, Barry Winton, also enjoyed
a great round, shooting a superb 74 gross to net him 38 points on a day when
he would normally expect to take the honors. However, his disappointment was
tempered as he hit the only “2” of the day to scoop the double rollover
Division 1 pot and Barry was seen celebrating in some style in Ban Chang and
well into the night back at the Haven. Those other Haven stalwarts, Barry
Traynor and Bob Lindborg also played extremely well on a difficult day and
as both scored 17 points on the back 9, were only separated by a countback
that went to the last 3 holes. Hard on their heels was yet another Brit,
Brian Kelly, whose 19 points on the back was just a tad shy for a podium
placing! However, despite the weather, the course was in great condition and
the large turnout enjoyed a memorable day’s golf. Prior to the
presentation, Richard Livingston, now complete with a comfortable fitting
bottom denture firmly fixed with the aid of Poligrip adhesive, welcomed back
Takeshi Hakozaki, David Shaw & Tony Quaid.
Healy nearly misses out
IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the OK Corral
The Pattaya Golf Society’s largest field
of the low season travelled to the tasty Crystal Bay course at Bangpra for
their weekly medal competition on Tuesday, July 5, and the combination on
offer was the delicious “A” and “B” nines, with its mixture of
trees, water and sand. Add to the mix a strong breeze and you have the
recipe for a fine day’s golfing challenge. The day started with a headache
for the starter as two cars bearing five golfers decided to take a
circuitous route and get lost but eventually all got off on time. The course
was to play long as the white tees were pushed back to their furthest extent
and in division two the field also found the racing, undulating greens were
difficult to come to grips with but casual golfer George Meigh managed
better than most with a fine net 76. Two were destined to post the same
score of net 77 and Barry Pethig and Ken Graham shared the flight title. In
division one the scores were better. Current PGS Player of the Month, John
Cunningham, enjoyed his first visit to the course and posted an excellent
net 75 with but one six on his card. Sunny Khanna is still showing good form
and his net 74 was good enough for second place. One of the drivers who
earlier had enjoyed visiting the Chonburi hinterland was former London
cabbie John Healy. Whilst having the “knowledge” may have helped him in
his previous life his experience of the course helped him to get over the
poor start to the day and he posted the day’s best gross of 82, recording
a score of net 73 which included eight pars and a birdie. The size and pace
of the greens prevented any birdie two’s from being recorded and the booby
was presented to Mr. Denis because he inexplicably forgot that the prize had
been changed and had donated a fine hand of bananas. He received a big hand
when they were presented! Crystal Bay was in fine form, as was John Healy,
the man who nearly missed out. Sunny
Khanna Wait to Return to Pattaya!
On Thursday, July 7, the Pattaya Golf Society left the OK Corral and took
the well trodden route to the Royal Thai Navy course at Plutaluang for their
weekly stableford event, over the South and East nines, under heavy skies.
The course was well turned out and for some it was a relief to find slower
greens than two days previously at Crystal Bay. All the principals showed up
well with the first three all shooting par or better. John Healy continued
his good form, collecting nineteen points on the South nine, only to falter
on East 3, eventually adding another seventeen points to level par. Going
one better was Brian Wilkinson and his 37 points belied his poor start to
the back nine, picking up only two points on the starting two holes. It was
left to Sunny Khanna to post the day’s best score and his 39 points served
to remind him of his time in Pattaya when he returned to UK only hours after
his victory. Ken Graham celebrated in style when he took the twice
rolled-over twos pot for his birdie putt on the tricky South 4 hole, his
putt curling and rolling teasingly down the slope into the hole. The new OK
Booby Bevy could have gone to newbie Kris Pinyoun for excessive cell phone
use, or Gary Bingham for his low score, or indeed John Cunningham for a
similar embarrassment. It went eventually to Len Jones as his caddy also
allowed her ‘phone to interrupt play and he gleefully accepted the booby
on her behalf. Such things happen on an enjoyable golf day with the Pattaya
Golf Society.
PSC golf from
the Three Sisters Bar
Monday, July 4th, was it going to be an American that wins
the day or some one else. As in history, the British kept a-coming and
wouldn’t give up easily. They came through the sand traps and they came
through the trees, they came through the fairways and charged through the
greens. In the end, old veteran, Dick Caggiano the only American near the top
came through for the Americans and managed to pip the British at the finish
line. Dick won on countback by a narrowest or margins to win the day with 39
points.
Nipping at Dick’s heels were Big Alan Pearce and golf
chairman Chris John. Both came in with identical scores as Dick, but Dick was
in better condition for the final surge. Another British golfer was just back
at 38 points to round out the top. Mike Gerrard had another good day and
nearly won the day again.
Holding the bag this week was our friend Jim Tully. He had
managed to stay out of the cellar for quite awhile but stubbed his big toe
and tripped back into the cellar. Jim had a miserable day as he could manage
only 16 points to round out his day. I guess he must have been in a hurry to
get to the 4th of July party and left his game at home. Sorry to say, no one
came close to Tully as he hoisted the bag for the day.
Lions Club charity golf event
will tee-off
on 11 August
Suchada Tupchai
August 11 will see the Lions Charity Golf Tournament
played at the Burapha Golf Club, with the winner receiving the coveted
Princess Somsawali Cup.
Supot Potnetrakom, head of the organising committee, said
that the competition, an annual event staged by Pattaya Lions Club, has been
successful over the years with proceeds going towards activities that
benefit society’s underprivileged in areas of education, public health and
promotion of sports against drug use.
This year’s tournament format will see the field
separated into three flights: A (1-9), B (10-17), C (18-24) as well as
ladies’ and seniors’ flights in a stroke play game over 18 holes. Prizes
include best gross and net scores and prizes for flight winners and placings
as well as a host of technical prizes. Prizes on offer include a Honda Jazz
and plenty of gold.
Shotgun start for the tournament is 11:30am on August 11.
For further details and registration please contact
Pattaya Golf Club or Greenway Driving Range on tel 038 231 388, 038 232 083,
fax 038 232 084; or Yongwit Kewcharoen at the Lions Club of Pattaya on 038
488 395 or 01 983 9372.
One-Ball Putts ‘em All and Wins
IPGC Golf From Lewiinski’s
Sunday July 3
Green Valley
White Tees
Stableford
1st A Flight: Joe Mooneyham, 39 pts
2nd A Flight: Phil Mitchell, 38 pts
3rd A Flight: Bob Newell, 38 pts
1st B Flight: George Jackson, 38 pts
2nd B Flight: Bob Lindborg, 37 pts
3rd B Flight: Jim Munns, 37 pts
1st C Flight: Ray Dell, 38 pts
2nd C Flight: Toy Theobald, 36 pts
3rd C Flight: Mike Seely, 36 pts
Near Pin: #8 Jim Munns; #13 Mike Seely
A case could well be made that Joe “I’m in the”
Mooneyham had a clear shot at the title slot given his ‘Man of the
Match’ 39 points and later in the week podium step, but since I gave One-
Ball the business last week, I will re-ingratiate myself to him by putting
him in the lights. Joe topped the premier Flight, his residency in which is
now well-established. That left Flipper and Bob Newell (he is lucky the
moniker Capt. Fogg is taken) in a count back with the wily ol’ five
handicapper winning out, as well he should have, given his fine gross 75.
Ah yes, One-Ball takes the interim Flight with his 38
points leaving a couple of vets, the Sultan of Green Valley, and our beloved
Capt. Fogg locked in mortal count back. Bob took it while Jim was in a
trance.
Ray Dell, came straight off the injured reserve list and
stepped right into the glare of the klieg lights. His 38 points in the
junior lot gave him the only two-point advantage on the day, that being over
Toy Theobald and Mike Seely. Beauty overcame, as it does so often in
Pattaya, as Auntie Toy took the count back.
Tuesday July 5
Laem Chabang, B & C
Blue or White Tees
Stableford
1st Blue Flight: Phil Groves, 39 pts
1st White Flight: Pete Murray, 38 pts
2nd White Flight: Jeff Buehler, 38 pts
3rd White Flight: Eddy Beilby, 36 pts
Near Pins: #B8 Eddy Beilby; #C8 Joe McArdle
The field took heed from that old adage of “Once
bitten, Twice Shy”. The bravado shown last week when Lake and Valley nines
were also taken on was dulled as a smaller percentage of the field took on
the Blues. That lack of quantity didn’t diminish the quality as winner
Phil Groves garnered 39 points off a gross 76.
Good, ol’ Pete Murray shake, rattled and rolled his way
to a more favorably distributed 38 points then Jeff “The Bull” Jeff
Buehler to take the still challenging White teed Flight. Eddy Beilby, happy
to be off the rigs, tidied up the Pale Flight with 36 points.
Wednesday June 6
Burapha, A & C
Blue or White Tees
Stableford
1st Blue Flight: Steve Carleton, 36 pts
2nd Blue Flight: Jack Mosely, 35 pts
1st White Flight: George Cousins, 38 pts
2nd White Flight: John Merrick, 38 pts
3rd White Flight: Mike Craighead, 34 pts
4th White Flight: Colin Davis, 34 pts
It was back to the Burapha where once again the unlikely
pairing of American Wood and Crystal were the task at hand. Steve Carleton
showed that girth wasn’t a requirement for taking on the Blues as he used
his supple power and innate talent to edge second place Jack Mosely by one
point.
In the White Flight, a couple of Milner’s Marauders
from Down under, George Cousins and John Merrick, split the top two places
with 38 points each. The balance the podium was to be filled by fellow that
had 34 points. But which two? The numbers went favorably for Mike the
Mechanic and The Donkey, but Max “I’m not a Factor” Arlen was left out
in the cold.
Friday July 8
Eastern Star
Blue or White Tees
Stableford
1st Blue Flight: Mike Gerrard, 35 pts
1st White Flight: Sunny Khanna, 37 pts
2nd White Flight: Ken Graham, 37 pts
3rd White Flight: Mike Holmes, 36 pts
4th White Flight: Joe Mooneyham, 35 pts
Near Pins #17 Rick Sharp
The last day of the week is usually held on one of the
“local” courses when possible to mitigate Friday Sukhumvit traffic. So
it was off to Eastern Star Resort. Mike Gerrard, a late entry, took the long
Flight with a very creditable 35 points.
Sunny “Booby Hebb” Khanna edged Kenny Graham on count
back to take the White Flight, whilst another Milner Marauder, Mike Holmes
came third a point adrift. Our almost title boy, Joe “I’m Barely in
the” Mooneyham, grabbed the second fourth place of the week thanks to
count back over Bruce Milner’s right hand man, Bruce McAdam.
DSL Pattaya 9 Ball Pool League
Wednesday Quiz League
Soi 6 Quiz League
PSC golf with The Bunker
Green Valley
Country Club -
Monday 4 July
As usual Green Valley was in excellent condition when the
Boys from the Bunker played a stableford competition there on Monday. In
division “A” Roger Privett continued his fine run of form to win with 43
stableford points, second came Paul Smith with 35 points and in Joint third
place were Granville Swanton and Sunny Khanna both with 34 points. In
division “B” Bryan Rought took the honours with 42 stableford points.
Runners up were Enda Naughton, Bob Turner and Fred Griffin all with 34
points. Near the pins were won Roger Privett, Fred Griffin, Eddie Martin and
Enda Naughton.
Bryan
Rought posted some great scores to put him in the hunt for ‘Golfer of the
Month’.
Burapha Golf Club -
Wednesday July 6
Roger Privett again stood on top the winner rostrum, but
today he shared it the Ken Graham both with a net 74, in third place was
Paul Jordaan with net 77. Near the pins were won by Enda Naughton (2) and
John King.
Phoenix Country Club -
Friday July 8
Playing the mountain course first, in rain and then the
ocean in sunshine. A battle between John Mckoen and Danny Lomas resulted in
a tie for first place both with 36 stableford points. A three was tie for
third place with John King, Paul Smith and Granville Swanton, all with 34
points. Bryan Rought won “B” division with 42 stableford points. Second
was Ron Souter with 40 points and third came Tony Shepherd with 36 points.
Near the pins were won by John King, Bryan Rought, Paul Smith and Danny
Lomas.
The Bunker Boys are located on Soi Chaiyapoon (near X-zyte disco and
across the street from Tony’s Disco II). Monthly golf schedules are
available or consult the Pattaya Mail every week.
PSC golf from Tropical Bert’s Beach Bar
Tuesday July 5
Crystal Bay
Stableford
I always liked this course, through all its name changes,
after all it is pretty much the same course, I don’t even miss it when I
am zooming down Sukhumvit and looking for Natural Park Resort. Well not
often!
Winners
with Max (left) & staff.
The morning started as normal. Meet at Bert’s, breakfast,
into the cars and down the traffic jam called Sukhumvit, to Crystal Bay.
Arriving there a pleasant book in, to this fine Clubhouse, and onto the fine
course. The test this time being the B & A nines. For some reason we always
play it that way around, if I ask them maybe they will change the names around
so it sounds better.
Fine golf on a fine course, mind it was a bit dry, but not
too bad. The round flowed quite well, and it was not long before we were
relaxing in the fine clubhouse, before the mad drive back in the rush hour
traffic.
Back at Bert’s the chicken and chips were waiting, whilst
Max sorted out the contenders, all wanting to buy the beers all night. So we had
two winners, Ray (No R) Spence, for those who have less shots to play with, and
Alan Gummer for those with a lot of shots to play with.
Then the night being young, a good time was had by all.
T.T.F.N.
Winners: 0-18 Ray Spence and 19-36 Alan Gummer
Near Pins: Ray Spence, Derek Brook, Jeff Wylie, Mike Wing,
Punyanut Gale (2), Alan Gummer and Keith Avery.
Long Putts: Jeff Wylie and Derek Brook
PSC golf from the Cafe Kronborg
Monday July 4
Treasure Hill
Stableford
With the admiral taking a rare day’s sick leave for a
final inspection on a “dodgy peg”, a good turnout of some thirty-one
golfers sailed north to Treasure Hill for this Monday’s challenge.
Rodney
Clarke
And a tough challenge it turned out to be, as the course was
found to be a combination of two extremes, with the greens being in excellent
condition and the fairways suffering somewhat it would appear, from the recent
drought.
Having said that however the course was more than playable
and our intrepid group soldiered on without complaint.
All was plain sailing it appeared for the rookie organizers,
until an oversight on their part resulted in the last group failing to collect
the technical prize markers and the prospect of a last minute dash to the six
designated greens loomed large.
Rick
Evans
Highly tuned athletes as they are, this did seem a somewhat
daunting task following a round of golf and a couple of “tigers”, but to
their relief the day was saved by the Treasure Hill management, who promptly
organized a buggy and driver to make the collection, so a big thank you to them.
On with the competition then and with the scores reflecting
the difficulty of the course only one man, Brian Gaussa, managed to beat his
handicap to win the ‘B flight’ with 38pts from Wayne Koch 35pts in second
and Gene Rooney 32pts in third.
In the ‘A flight’ that fine golfer Monte Sykes once again
pulled out the stops to take first place with 36 pts from the amiable Irishman
Fergus Brennan 35pts in second and Clive Robinson 34pts coming third.
Technical Prizes:
Nearest Pins: #2 Steve Hamstead, Fergus Brennan, Frank Kelly;
#6 Karsten Kristensen
Long Putts: #9 Monte Sykes; #18 Gordon Evingham
Thursday July 7
Bangpra
Stableford
This course seems to be in favour at present as it is
played so often. Normally this time of the year the really good courses get
played, because they are not as packed as in the high season, so we play
Bangpra. Unfortunately this year, with the shortage of water, the course is
bone dry. This has mainly affected the fairways, where divots do not
disappear and brown patches are apparent, however the greens are also
suffering because the temptation is to leave too much grass on, thus they
are playable by mere mortals.
Monte
Sykes
So on this day the conditions were really tough, with a
strong wind and hard ground. In the circumstances it was not surprising that
nobody beat the course.
In the A Flight, 0 to 17, we had a countback for the win,
with 36 points, won by Rick Evans, with Ebrahim in second. We also had a
countback for third, on 35 points, won by Jim Boyd with Ron Gale just losing
out.
In the B Flight, 18 upwards, the winner was Rodney Clarke
with 36 points. Rodney has just returned for his annual 3 weeks holiday and
promises to go home with a reduced handicap. In second we had a countback on 35
points, won by Dave Richardson with Pete King in third.
This is the place where I would normally tell all about the
super hot tub in the changing room where you can ease away the aches of a game
of golf, followed by my normal Rainbow ice-cream, the best in the area. Next
time maybe! T.T.F.N.
Near Pins: #8Jim Boyd; #12Ebrahim
Tom & Ray go 50-50 at Century
PSC golf off the Grapevine
Thursday, July 7 saw the Grapevine golfers head to
Century Chonburi for a day of great value golf. With the course in good
condition and so well priced, this truly is a great golf package.
With 24 players, we had 2 flights: 0-18, and 19 up, but
very few golfers were able to master the course with only ‘A’ flight
players breaking their handicap. In the ‘A’ flight, we had Ray Spence
just pipping Alan Pearce on a countback after both had 39 points, Ray
blitzing the back 9 with 24 points. In the ‘B’ Flight, Tom Herrington
followed up his 2nd placing last week by climbing one more level to top the
podium with 36 points. Keith Avery scrambled into 2nd place despite, as he
said, “playing terribly”.
This
week’s Grapevine winners Ray and Tom.
Technical prizes were spread very evenly with long puts by Mike Gaussa and
Ray Spence, while near pins were won by Mike Wing, Alan Gummer, Al Sodhi, Keith
Avery, Mikael Anderson, Ian Covill, & Joel Flor. The lucky draws were won by
Gordon and Bob. Many thanks to Malcolm & Opal of The Grapevine for looking
after the golfers with breakfast, and double-baked potatoes, roast pork, and
veggies for dinner. The golfers meet at The Grapevine, Soi Regent Marina (off
Beach Road) each Thursday at 8 a.m. for complimentary breakfast before leaving
at 9 a.m. for golf. Sign-up sheet at The Grapevine, or call 038 361 736 for more
information. Cheers & good golfing (JW)
The Beautiful Game?: Hello, Handsome Man!
Riz Taylor
An attention seeking headline in more ways than one, but the
similarities between life in Pattaya and the world of football aren’t as far
apart as one might imagine.
Whilst club managers don’t necessarily don dresses, slap on
make-up and hit the town saying “Hello, handsome man” or “I go with you”
to passing talent, it might yet come to that as the battle to attract the best
available players becomes ever more competitive. There seems to be few available
players on the market this summer, and those that are find themselves courted by
at least two or three different suitors.
It’s not always a fair fight, either. Just ask Everton
manager David Moyes. Last week he was beaten to the signing of Mohammed Sissoko,
a 20 year-old Malian and former member of Guy Roux’s famed youth academy at
Auxerre. That the midfielder chose to sign for Liverpool will be all the more
painful for the fiery Scot.
Liverpool’s Champions’ League triumph will help matters
in their quest to strengthen, as will the prestige of years of success both
domestically and abroad, and it’s hard to point fingers at young Sissoko.
He’ll join a host of new signings at Anfield that include Boudewijn Zenden
from Middlesbrough, Villarreal goalkeeper Jose Reina, Chilean winger Mark
Gonzalez and full-back Antonio Barragan from Seville, as manager Rafael Benitez
shamelessly plunders his home country for new faces.
Everton are far from alone in their troubles attracting
players, and at least the Toffees have the lure of Champions’ League football.
It’s even more difficult for the clubs that finished below them, and the
European aspirations of mid-table sides such as Aston Villa and Tottenham
Hotspur are also affected by a lack of prestige in the eyes of footballers.
Frank Arnesen has admitted that a prime reason for moving to
Chelsea, where he will become Sporting Director at the beginning of September,
was Spurs’ inability to attract big-name signings to White Hart Lane.
Speaking to the News of the World, the disloyal Dane said:
“I have been at a club where we were always at the back of the queue. Chelsea
and Arsenal were always at the front of the queue signing the big players. I
didn’t like that. In recent years Spurs have spent the same money as Arsenal
on players but just look at the difference. Players see that, and players know
that, and so the top players will always want to sign for Arsenal or for Chelsea
instead.”
Nothing to do with his enormous rise in salary, then. Talking
of money, paying huge sums often represents the only other option to available
to many clubs. If Tottenham and Villa can at least use the big city factor in
wooing potential candidates, the same cannot be said of North Eastern sides such
as Newcastle United and Middlesbrough. For them there is no lure of the capital
and little to crow about in terms of historical success. Long time Spurs target
Scott Parker recently agreed terms of a reported 55,000 pounds a week at
Newcastle, surely an exorbitant amount of cash for a young man who barely
featured for Chelsea and is yet to make his name as a top Premiership performer.
Yet United have little choice.
What is more, they open themselves up to football’s
mercenaries - players who turn up for the cash but fail to produce. One such
example was the disastrous capture of Patrick Kluivert, who makes his way back
to Spain and Valencia with suitcases full of cash and a grin as wide as the
Tyne.
Graeme Souness is also pursuing Emre, a versatile midfielder
currently employed by Inter Milan. Once again the club will be forced to pay a
huge premium if they’re to deliver another big name to the Toon faithful. You
also wonder why the diminutive Turk would be interested in moving to another
huge and underachieving club that play in stripes, especially with considerably
worse weather. Buoyed by this news, Sunderland are also tracking developments.
On this evidence you’d expect Chelsea to hold the aces in
the game of attracting players. Huge wages, the chance of some anonymity for
young superstars in the capital and the recent capture of the league title make
Stamford Bridge an attractive proposition. But operating in a different
financial stratosphere to the competition brings headaches of its own, in
Chelsea’s case other clubs holding them to ransom in terms of transfer fees.
Jose Mourinho continues to be linked with the signing of every half decent
player in Europe, yet clubs continue to hold out for more cash. Expect movement
just before the season begins as the poker faces of club bosses around Europe
are broken by Chelsea’s frantic cheque-waving.
As manager of a newly promoted side, Wigan boss Paul Jewell
is having the most difficulty. “It’s been a tough summer in the transfer
market, but I always knew it would be. We’re on the phone constantly and I’m
positive things will start to move very soon,” he said recently whilst
scribbling out a few more names in his little black book.
Desperate times for the likeable Jewell, then. Perhaps
adopting a Thai accent and shouting “Hello, welcam!” to passing footballers
might turn things around. It must be worth a try.
News in brief
Steven Gerrard has finally put pen to paper and signed a new
four year contract with Liverpool after months of dithering. By contrast, Kop
hero Jamie Carragher has also quietly agreed a new deal with the minimum of
fuss.
British Lions and World Cup winning England rugby coach Sir
Edward Woodward has taken a break from apprehending bad guys in ‘The
Equalizer’ and accepted the role of Technical Director at Southampton, which
should mean an much needed improvement at line-outs and shooting over the bar at
St. Mary’s.
Loveable Welsh striker Craig Bellamy has joined Blackburn
Rovers, Charlton’s Jason Euell is a target for Portsmouth and West Ham, and
Stuart Pearce is busy lining up prospective reinforcements at Manchester City to
be funded by the sale of Shaun Wright-Phillips, should Chelsea decide to fax him
a ridiculous offer.
Finally, tickets for Everton, Manchester City and Bolton Wanderers’
impending visit to Thailand are now on sale at www.thaiticketmaster.com/sport or
on 02 262 3456.
Evason Phuket Race Week: A feast of yacht racing
Peter Cummins
Pattaya
The major event, in a week of great yacht racing, hosted for
the second time by the splendid, huge five-star Evason Phuket Resort and Six
Senses Spa, will be held from the July 28 to the 31, with all racing clearly in
view from the headquarters resort, on the edge of the beautiful bay of Laem Ka,
on Phuket’s southern tip. Prior to these five days, two other events will be
held: the Naga Cup from on 23, 24 July, a special championship for the
burgeoning fleet of Phuket 8, one-design craft, and a new competition, the Skiff
Asia Dinghy racing on July 27.
Claude
Baltes (right), Evason Phuket resident manager and perennial regatta emcee
Bill O’Leary (left) congratulates two of last year’s winners.
A number of the big fleet of keelboats and ocean-going
multi-hulls from the Ocean Marina will be challenging “the southerners” and
overseas entries, for the silverware.
Phuket Race Week is one of the many big regattas to be held
so far this year around the Kingdom.
As Grenville Fordham, of Image Asia and one of the Phuket
Race Week founders, pointed out last week, “managing a new regatta in
post-tsunami Phuket has given us more than a few headaches, even though,
according to participants, the inaugural Race Week, held in July 2004, was a
great success”.
A
splendid view of Laem Ka Bay from the Evason.
“The biggest hurdle this year has been to attract
sponsors.” said Grenville, “as it is still a fairly new event and the Phuket
business sector is suffering badly from the huge downturn in tourism that has
followed in the wake of last December’s tsunami. Furthermore, off-island
potential sponsors seem to be turning their backs on Phuket this year,” he
noted, adding that “a major, high-profile title sponsor pulled out two months
ago, just before signing contracts.
“However, in the final run-up to the regatta, things are
now looking better”, he continued, announcing that the Evason Phuket Resort,
the host sponsor last year, has come on board in a bigger way in 2005 as title
sponsor”. In addition, property developers, Raimon Land, “which, in the past
year, has become Thailand’s strongest yacht-racing supporter, is now fully
endorsing Phuket’s only major low-season event. This support makes a huge
difference,” said Grenville.
Promenade
of the beautiful Evason Phuket Resort and Six senses Spa.
Among other major supporters of the Phuket Race Week are
three of the island’s marinas: the recently-opened Royal Phuket Marina, the
Yacht Haven and the Boat Lagoon, while the Tourism Authority of Thailand (TAT)
and a number of the island’s marine sector, the Phuket International Hospital,
Sunsail, Latitude 8 Yachts, Thai Marine Leisure, Sea-phuket.com, Perfection Spa,
Phuket Inter Woodwork, Electrical Marine, SIMRAD and Emergency Asia are all
backing the regatta.
One
of the Phuket designed and built Phuket 8’s heads out onto the start line
at Laem Ka Bay.
“We’re effectively promoting the unique Phuket lifestyle,
demonstrating that a good time can be had in Phuket all year round, not just in
the high season,” said Grenville.
Also good news this year is the number of entries. “We
miscalculated entries last year,” said Andy Dowden, co-founder of the regatta,
ex-King’s Cup President and a director of Image Asia. “We made assumptions
that turned out to be over-optimistic,” he added. “This time, however, after
individual contact with all potential entries, we are confident of more than 30
boats”, said Andy.
If the organizers can count on these, numbers it will be a
real achievement. This year saw both Phang Nga Bay Regatta and Samui Regatta set
sail with less participants than previous years. Yet, another new yacht race,
the Top of the Gulf Regatta, launched this year in May, was an outstanding
success - with more than 100 entries - and it has added to the options for
potential competitors, with a choice of when and where to take part.
Racing at Evason Phuket Raceweek will be staged in five
classes: Racing/Sports Boats (4 confirmed); IRC (13 confirmed); Club Class (5
confirmed); Ocean Sports Multi-hull (6 confirmed) and Ocean Performance
Multi-hull (5 confirmed).
As at the inaugural event last year, race officials are being
flown in from overseas, to ensure the highest standards of race management and
the Evason Phuket Race Week will again be organized under the aegis of the Ao
Chalong Yacht Club.
For more information visit www.phuketraceweek.com or email
[email protected]
Opti sailors kick back
(l-r)
Matteo Devos, best RVYC Opti sailor, Oad, RVYC Opti coach, and May Narbonne,
2nd best RVYC Opti sailor.
The RVYC Junior Optimist Sailors held a dinner at Pan Pan
Italian restaurant on Saturday, June 25 in honor of their coach and the best
RVYC performers during the National Opti Regattas.
The Square Ring
by Howie Reed
Last week wasn’t one of my finest. I forgot the
birthday of HRH Princess Chulabhorn but then you see I’m making a career,
such as it is, of forgetting Royal Birthdays. But I did remember the
birthday of Royal Highness Princess Soamsawalee a very happy 4th Cycle Royal
Birthday. Then I get the following e-mail. “Hey Pal,” Always watch out
when they start with “Hi Pal.” “You think because I’m not a boxing
fan that I don’t read your garbage? Huh? Well you might be able to get
away with your uncensored c*** but us Christian Right Wing Sons of the
Gospel Devotees have your number Mr. Smut breeder. Think we would not catch
the next to the last sentence of your second paragraph. Just what kind of
filth are your trying to portray as boxing news? Huh? Huh? Your time will
come when you will meet the ‘Real Peter’ and HE willith smite (whatever
that means) you hithertoo. So take that. Your Pal, husband of dumb woman who
could have had you with little effort.” That would be no effort. How about
that?
I almost typed something really stupid. What was that?
“Remember last week?” Of course we don’t remember last week. Let’s
have a “do over.” The WBA has mandated that Guilty Boxing stage a
“title eliminator” between its #1 Prawet Singwancha (26-2-1, 16 KO’s)
and #4 contender Ebo Elder (22-1, 14 KOs). OK! “You got to do what you got
to do. The winner of that contest would get Champion Juan Diaz. “We are
extremely excited to be negotiating with all sides in order to make this
world title-elimination bout a reality as quickly as possible,” said Jay
Hassman, vice president for Guilty Boxing. What did Prawet do to achieve
this honor? Well he’ll be doing the business on August 8 on the “Send in
the Clowns” card when he hammers Samuel Duran (70-24). Of course that
Duran is 0-4 since 2002 makes no difference. What a joke.
Jeffery Pamungkas is a boxing writer from Indonesia
who’s story’s pop up on various websites. He’s usually writing about
either the next Chris John’s fight or the death of a fighter in the rings
of Indonesia. Both events occur with about the same regularity. Upon further
review John’s only had three fights since 2004 so he trails ring deaths in
Indonesia by 2. Sorry about that. Back to Jeffery Pamungkas. Found the
following while cruising the web, “With a disappointing performance, Daudy
Bahari (27-1, 11 KO’s), retained his PABA light welterweight title in
Jakarta, Indonesia with a decision over the mandatory challenger Pongsak
Rientuanthong of Thailand, reportedly 8-1 Rienthuanthong was promoted as a
former Sydney Olympics Thai boxing team member, but was actually an awful
opponent. Bahari, son of the promoter of the bout Daniel Bahari, however
didn’t do much to showcase his ability although he was able to knock down
the Thai fighter in round five. Projected as the next world champion from
Indonesia, it seems that “The Bali Boy” Bahari, rated WBA #6, is still
far away from his dream as a world contender.” The Thai official record is
1-1. But then consider a little lying on records is better than another ring
death.
The latest next great heavyweight isn’t Samual Peter
KO’d, something called Taurus Sykes who could never work in the breakfast
line cause he couldn’t break an egg to make an omelette. After the fight
we hear from the promoter Dino Duva, “I hear (Vitali) Klitschko’s
looking for someone to fight on September 24. Let’s go! Come on! Samuel is
worthy of a title shot immediately,” Shirley you’re joking. Here’s a
little reality Mr. Duva. Klitschko would whip the floor up with your heavy
Peter. He can’t throw a jab, moves with all the grace of a hippo on ice
skates and has only the minimum boxing skills. He’s a bigger, taller David
Tua. If he fought Chris Byrd, Peter wouldn’t land a punch. Meanwhile in
the Land of Brats, VW’s and Bodacious Ta’s Ta’s Willi Fisher, who lost
to Herbie Hyde in 1998, is back. Well kind of. Fighting outside Frankfurt,
he won a 4 round decision over “not ready for prime time” Vlado Szabo.
Mr. Szabo’s record? 0-13. Be still my beating heart.
Seems the “Let’s ross some shrimp on the barbie”
crowd has finally discovered that bringing in Thai fighters is a good deal.
IBF#7 jr lightweight Nedal Hussein (38-2) got a 5th round scored a fifth
round TKO over Aree Phosuwangym (9-3-1) of Thailand on at the Bellevue
Function Centre, Bankstown, NSW, Australia. Still on the “Down Under
Theme”, Danny Green just four months from a MD losing effort against WBC
Super Middle Champ Markus Beyer got back in the ring. He impressively KO’d
James Crawford in 5. This was Green’s first non Jeff Fenech trained
contest as Ismael Salas took over when Fenech decided to work with Mike
Tyson. Great career move Jeff. “The Australian connected with a ram rod
straight lefts, hard left hooks and solid right hands to the head and body
to have the visitor on the defensive continually”
While awaiting for his WBC lightweight title fight that
he earned with a 7th stanza KO on May 14 in Las Vegas Sirimongkol Singwancha
(49-2, 29 ) got a fourth round TKO over Rodney Jun Alba (reportedly 11-7-2,2
KOs at Muangthong Thanee Stadium in Nonthaburi. Forget that Alba’s
“real” record is 2-6-2. No problem. Keep busy. WBC#3 light fly Wandee
Singwancha (45-7-1,10 KO’s) was on the same card. “He proved the better
man with his faster and more accurate punches, scoring all 59-56 unanimous
decision over former WBC Youth title challenger Jhay Herla (reportedly
12-14-3, 9 KO’s) in a six round non-title bout.” He ought to have won.
While Herla is 12-14 he has lost 12 of his last 13. On the way down? Nope
already there.
Whale of a fight on tap Sunday morning from Las Vegas,
when Wayne McCullough (27-4) gets a rematch with maybe the best in the
business Oscar Larios (55-3). Anyone that ventured to watch their first
contest on February 10 in the middle of the green garden farm fields of
Central California at Injun Casino knows that an old fashion “Pier 9er
Brawl” is in the offering. Their first encounter ended in a somewhat
one-sided UD for Larios. Ringside The Square Ring though it might be a
little closer but that’s why Baskin and Robbins has more than one flavor.
The problem seemed to be that McCullough who had only 2 fights in 23 months
didn’t have a lot of sting in his punches in the later stanza’s. That
probably won’t be a problem this time out. Regardless it will take
McCullough’s best to beat the best Super Bantam in the world. On the under
card of this Vegas Extravaganza is Bernard Hopkins (46-2-1) against Jermain
Taylor (23-0) for a whole bunch of middleweight titles. “Yes I will have
just one beverage. Thank you.”
229th Independence
Day Celebration-Merci Lafayette
Pattaya Hash House Harriers - Run #113
Double job today, Hash P. and scribe, so let’s go.
About the run, I’ve heard it was a good run, because I couldn’t run yet
with my sprained ankle since the “cattle field run” (Spagh?). So, good
run set by “Steve call me lady boy” Spunk Bubble and Right Said. The
A-site was somewhere south east of the Bronx and north something of Pattaya.
GM called “le Circle” dealt with “nouvelles
godasses” (shoes) only 1 this week, Retard W*nker with Red Shoes? Then the
“Lievres” (Hares) sent us to the wilderness, there is a “Court
chemin” (short run) for the walkers ending at “Le grand trou” (big
hole).
30 minutes later, the front runners come in and the rest
is history. After the usual “Causette” (grazing) and drinks, our GM
“Le Crapaud Volent” (F. FROG) called the circle and the Hares “Sur
Glace” (on the ice) like the Cointreau. Everybody and your Uncle agreed it
was a good run, nothing “extraordinaire” but not deserving a “Hash
Caca”. Spunk Bubble back on the ice for some queer advertising in a local
magazine noted,” Hi, I am Steve and looking for a nice lady boy” I miss
something here?
GM passed the Circle to Festering Streaker (Bad RA this
week) Hares back on the ice, something to do with the run too “court”
(short), never heard about small is beautiful, Julian? Then time for the
“Red shoes” from “Branleur Retarde” Retard W*nker on the ice for
plugging his red shoes, what will it be next time? It’s a strange man. T4
and Fini on in something about a “pink painting” story. Hash family has
grown by one more member, a lovely baby girl, which Apple’s Turnover is
the proud father and is duly iced for it.
Et maintenant Mes Dames et Monsieurs, la fete va
commencer (roulement de tambour) back from Belgian wilderness, our own Fini
le Pedale The F**T and pronto the whole American colony on the ice for the
Independence Celebration and for what reason the Frog Eaters and the (Le
Francais”) French speaking Belgians joined them. Ask Fini why?
Special paragraph for the French: Il n’est jamais top
tard d’etudier l’anglais, meme a Pattaya, courir et boire n’est plus a
apprendre.
Knob Marley on the ice for having a private circle and is
joined by the Harry Potter Trio. Next Fini in the bucket for “surprise”
forgetting his Trash Chapeau followed by TQ2 master Spunk Bubble for
allowing his virgins cracks sitting in the back.
F. Dog is called in with Apples Turnover, showing Apples
how to put a nappy on his baby girl.
On the side, 1 Anniversary, Katoey A. M. has today 50
runs, well done mate!
Hash S**t holders on the ice Retard W*nker and Tortellini
Head, joined by Miserable C., BNB and Ringworm. Why? No bloody idea, mon
ami. Then the Brits on the ice for losing the war in 1776?
Circle goes back to Sir Chicken F., King Yao Yao iced
with Apples Turnover for being a volunteer godfather of Apple’s baby girl.
To stay in the good ambiance we had some American look a
like girls to be baptized with a new name Resident Evil, Spoiled Shrimps and
Fresh Fish formally well known as TQ2 resident cracks.
Back to “Le Crapaud Volent” GM Flying Frog and Sir
Chicken F. iced for his brilliant debut as Hot Dog Lady (Competition with
me?) Hares on the ice for not having a Hash Song and letting the American
looking like girls sing the “Chang Chang Song”
Circle given to “Trace De Sperm” Seaman Stains for
his weekly rendition of “Le Chariot”
All to TQ2 to celebrate with the USA’ers their
Independence Day with a lot of beers and food, just a shame that certain
Hashers don’t have any respect and manners for the sponsors. I hope the
good GM will deal with those guys next week!
ON ON VV
Answer: You bet, I will deal with those non-respect
Hashers next Monday with a big surprise they’ll never forget!
GM FF
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