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Family Money: Funding Your Future
 
Snap Shots: The future is here - now!
  
Modern Medicine: Genetic Engineering

Heart to Heart with Hillary
 
Grapevine

Animal Crackers: The quaint little Quokka
 
Social Commentary by Khai Khem
 
Women’s World
 
Shaman’s Rattle
 
The Message In The Moon
  
The Computer Doctor
 
A Slice of Thai History
 
Guide to buying a large dog
 
Antiques, are they genuine?

Family Money: Funding Your Future

By Leslie Wright

Each month, all of us manage to pay the house rent or mortgage payment - otherwise we’d soon have no roof over our heads.

Similarly, each month we manage to pay the electric bill and phone bill - otherwise we’d have no light or means of immediate communication.

We’re all very conscious of the immediate bills that must be paid if we’re going to continue our current lifestyles.

But how many of us stop to think what will happen after we stop working? How are we going to pay the bills then?

For many people retirement is too far into the future to worry about. Life is for living here and now, and the future will take care of itself. But will it?

The Freedom of Choice

The word ‘retirement’ means different things to different people. For most people it means being able to do what you want, when you want, where you want. To me also it means having the freedom to choose where to live and what to do with my time - as opposed to having to work each day just to eat and pay the bills.

But the nagging question is will I have enough money saved up to retire when and where I want? Will you?

State Pensions are in trouble

People are living longer nowadays. When the British Government first introduced the State Old Age Pension Scheme, giving an income to men over 65 and women over 60, the actuaries told them that the average life expectancy of working men in U.K. was 66.

In other words, the government expected to collect contributions for about 40 years and pay out the State Pension for only one year on average after working men retired.

Now the actuaries tell us that the average life expectancy of a British male at birth has risen to 76, and is still rising.

This means that after the school-leaving age was raised some 40 years ago, the State has been collecting contributions for a shorter period, and with rising life expectancy is now having to pay out the OAP for 10 years more than it originally envisaged. In fact, even after discounting inflation, this is more than 10 times the amount that was originally envisaged, and this it is finding increasingly difficult to afford.

In addition, as the average age of the population in most developed countries is getting older, more people are retiring than are being replaced in the working population.

Thus fewer contributors into State Pension schemes are funding more retirees, and for longer.

This can’t go on indefinitely: the pot is rapidly becoming drained.

Moving the Goalposts

By the time the Baby Boomer generation comes to retirement age, there will almost certainly be insufficient coming in from the working population to fund current State Pension schemes at their present level.

This is already the situation in several European countries.

The U.K. government, as one way of addressing this problem, has been talking about raising the retirement age to 70.

Their rationale for this is that people want to continue working past the ‘traditional’ retirement age. This is a fatuous argument, and not supported by the number of people who have been looking forward for decades to their Golden Years of Retirement starting at age 65.

But the government’s argument sounds much better than: “You have to keep working so we won’t have to pay out so much, because we’re running out of money.”

The State Pension systems in most other developed countries are facing similar problems. In some countries - New Zealand for example - a means test has been introduced whereby if an individual’s private income or savings exceeds a quite modest figure, their State Pension is taxed at up to 100%. Australia is considering introducing similar legislation, as are several European countries

Thus the retiree - who has contributed into the State Scheme all his working life - may receive no benefits from it at all.

They are in fact going to be penalised for being prudent savers and making private arrangements apart from the State system.

Making your own arrangements

Many of us who have chosen to live overseas may receive no benefits from our home countries’ State Pension Schemes anyway - we’re out of the loop.

Others who are entitled to the State Pension have found that they are not entitled to indexed increases, as these do not apply to overseas residents.

Thus we’re left to fend for ourselves. We have to have made our own pension arrangements. But how many of us have made independent arrangements to fund our retirement years?

Many people I meet have taken out some form of retirement savings plan. They have made their own arrangements. Or so they think.

Quite often, however, they have not stopped to consider whether these arrangements will be adequate. Will they have enough income to live comfortably throughout their Golden Years of retirement?

Those who started private pension schemes before leaving the UK find they are disallowed from continuing to contribute into these now they have moved overseas.

Those who have some sort of offshore savings plan have rarely thought through the number crunching to determine if their plans are adequate to fund their expected retirement expenditure.

Failing to do the sums means their plans may well be insufficient to provide them with a realistic pension after retirement.

The cost of inflation

We’re currently enjoying a period of relatively low inflation. But people’s memories are short. It may come as a surprise to many readers to note that inflation in the UK for the past 25 years has averaged 8.1%. Many will have forgotten the dark days of 1977-78 when inflation was running at over 27%.

If inflation were to average just 7% a year, the cost of living would double about every 10 years. So in 20 years it could cost you roughly four times as much to maintain your current lifestyle as it does now.

One person who recently came to see me, aged 43, told me that he’d been thinking that he’d better do something about building up a retirement fund before it’s too late. Sensible chap!

He reckons he will need about ฃ1,000 a month to maintain his current lifestyle, and plans to retire when he’s 60.

So he has a 16-year window of opportunity to build sufficient capital to last him perhaps at least another 18 years.

With a reasonable expectation of growth of a cost-effective private pension plan - 10% a year is the offshore industry ‘standard’ - he would have to put aside only ฃ230 a month from now until retirement to provide an income of ฃ1,000 a month from age 60 until age 78.

Wonderful news! But one factor which most individuals - and all too many financial advisers - forget about when doing these projections is the cost of inflation.

If inflation were to remain low, let’s say at 4% p.a. for the next 35 years (his window of opportunity plus period of draw down), he would have to contribute ฃ555 into the same retirement plan to offset the erosionary effects of inflation.

But if inflation rose again to the average it has been over the past 25 years in UK and about the same as it has been in Thailand over the same period - 8.1% p.a. - this client would have to set aside ฃ1,405 a month to fund his retirement adequately.

This figure is way beyond my client’s affordable savings capacity. But the figures won’t go away. Either he makes some sacrifices now to ensure he has built up enough capital to fund his retirement, or he won’t be able to afford to retire when he planned to, or he’ll run out of capital before he dies.

It may come as a nasty shock to consider that if inflation averaged 8.1% p.a. throughout the intervening years ฃ1,000 in today’s money would be ฃ3,758 in 2018, and ฃ14,127 in 2035.

To overcome potential inflation at this level, our prospective retiree would require a retirement fund of ฃ670,400 at age 60, to finance a total draw down of ฃ1,706,000 through the remaining 18 years of his life. Quite daunting figures!

It is worth noting that even with these frightening figures, he would have contributed only ฃ286,600 into his retirement fund, so the return he can expect from it is very handsome indeed.

But even if inflation remains low - say averaging around 4% p.a. - ฃ1,000 in today’s money will be ฃ1,948 in 2018 and ฃ3,794 in 2035.

Some readers may take exception to these figures - but it would be na๏ve and potentially dangerous to your family’s collective pocket to assume that inflation will remain at only around 2% for the next 35 years. In Thailand it’s not that low even now, when you consider the real cost of living an expatriate lifestyle here.

What was the average wage 25 years ago, and what is the average wage now? The cost of living has roughly matched these figures.

Forward thinking

Most people’s working life lasts 35-40 years. Most people will live another 15-20 years after they stop working, if not considerably longer.

Putting aside even 10% of your income throughout your working life may not be sufficient to fund your retirement years after taking the effects of inflation into account.

And how many of us will have put aside 10% of our income regularly throughout our working lives to fund our retirement?

Inflation will erode your savings, and what 20 years ago may have seemed enough to retire on may in fact turn out to be woefully short of your requirements when the time comes.

What can you do about it?

Professional help

Well, the first step is to have an objective professional appraisal of your current arrangements and future plans. Discuss with your financial advisor (if you have one) what you’d realistically need to live on, and whether you will have enough put aside when the time comes.

If not, you have the freedom of choice to do something about it, which your financial advisor will be able to help you with. Nowadays there are various excellent offshore savings plans on the market, designed to fit every lifestyle and budget. It’s simply a matter of identifying the one that’s right for you.

Paying the bill for a comfortable retirement should be thought of just like the rent or the electric bill. If you don’t pay it in full and on time every month, your lifestyle will be drastically affected.

Leslie Wright is managing director of Westminster Portfolio Services (Thailand) Ltd., a firm of independent financial advisors providing advice to expatriate residents of the Eastern Seaboard on personal financial planning and international investments. If you have any comments or queries on this article, or about other topics concerning investment matters, contact Leslie directly by fax on (038) 232522 or e-mail [email protected] Further details and back articles can be accessed on his firm’s website on www.westminsterthailand.com

Editor’s note: Leslie sometimes receives e-mails to which he is unable to respond due to the sender’s automatic return address being incorrect. If you have sent him an e-mail to which you have not received a reply, this may be why. To ensure his prompt response to your enquiry, please include your complete return e-mail address, or a contact phone/fax number.

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Snap Shots: The future is here - now!

by Harry Flashman

Harry spoke with an American Navy photographer the other day who was using a top of the line digital camera. “Is it as good as the conventional photo process?” I asked. “It ain’t bad,” he replied, “but it ain’t there yet.”

Nikon D1X

The camera was the Nikon D1, a piece of gear that costs around $5000 in America. The Navy photographer’s opinion was similar to my own - almost there, but not quite. That was until I received a press release from the Nikon Corporation yesterday to advise me of the new Nikon D1’s, called the D1X and the D1H. Fellow photographers, I think the future is here!

The press release began as follows, “Nikon Corporation is pleased to announce the introduction of two new professional SLR digital cameras - theD1X and D1H, Nikon’s latest achievements in digital photography. Both models are founded on the pioneering D1 which introduced a new price/quality threshold to the high-end lens-interchangeable digital SLR camera market.”

“Since its inception in September 1999, Nikon has been conducting in-depth research into the use of the D1 camera and has analysed feedback from Nikon users in all disciplines of photography. These studies, which called for further increase in quality and ease of operation led to the conclusion that the requirements of professional photographers needed to be addressed more directly.”

“The new cameras give professionals exactly what they demand - a choice. They can opt for the super-high resolution of the D1X, or the fast-action workflow-based D1H. While inheriting many of Nikon’s fundamental concepts in digital camera manufacture that were embodied in the D1 - total image quality, enhanced speed and improved operability - both cameras boast a wide variety of enhancements that make them stand out from competitive models and place them a generation further on from their own predecessor.”

That’s the official words from the manufacturer, so let’s look at the capabilities of these cameras, and try to unscramble the techno-jargon of the digital world. One of the prime features in photography is the ability of the camera to record sharp crisp images - with conventional photography, these images are on film, and with digital photography these images are stored in electronic form. The D1X features 5.47 megapixels, making it extremely fine as far as sharpness is concerned. The number 5.47 megapixels means 5.47 million “definable dots” per inch in the image. My mind boggles at the thought. The D1H has “only” 2.74 megapixel imaging, but is a “faster” camera designed for journalism use, while the D1X is suitable for fine art or commercial photographers.

In the continuous shooting mode, the D1X will shoot at 3 frames per second, up to 9 consecutive shots, after which it has to download or re-stack the images inside itself. The D1H by comparison will shoot at 5 frames per second for up to 40 consecutive shots, so you can see that this is really the “action” photojournalist’s camera. The shutter speed is up to 1/16,000 of a second. That’s enough to stop a speeding bullet (or Superman).

The camera software also incorporates something called 16-bit image quality, which again, after consulting with the computer boffins, means that the image is capable of being rendered in 14 million colours - a colour scale that is beyond the ability of the human eye to differentiate.

The cameras also feature all the trick bits like auto-bracketing in 1/3 or 1/2 or 1 f stop, backlighting controls, spot metering as well as multiple matrix metering, flash fill and ability to take other dedicated flash units. In other words, this is the complete photographic instrument.

It looks as if the future has arrived, but at a price. The D1X in America, through the discount houses, costs a whacking 240,750 baht. By the time you get a battery in it and a neck strap you will be looking at the thick end of one quarter of a million baht, without a doubt. And that’s before you pay duty to get it in. Nevertheless, I want one!

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Modern Medicine: Genetic Engineering

by Dr Iain Corness Consultant

I watched a horrific programme on TV the other week. It was a “nature” channel and it showed a herd of elephants in Africa. One of the cow elephants had just given birth to a baby jumbo; small, appealing, with wobbly legs and a delight to see.

However, Mother elephant rejected her baby, as did every other elephant in the herd. The documentary showed the baby running after its mother, then after any other female elephant with young who might feed it. Rejection was followed by being physically kicked by its mother, yet every time the baby would get up and run after the herd.

You kept on waiting for someone to save this baby, yet the TV cameras rolled on as the night fell and the entire herd stood still as a pack of hyenas approached, seizing the baby and literally tearing it to shreds. Not one elephant turned towards the helpless baby. Graphic and horrifying images.

The narrator explained that the baby had some sort of a problem, and it was a quick, merciful death for the tiny elephant, rather than slowly starving to death as would have happened otherwise. The elephant mother instinctually knew her baby was doomed, hence its rejection. In the wild, it was again survival of the fittest.

After the longest introduction in history, what has all this got to do with Genetic Engineering? Lots actually. In the human species, survival of the fittest has long since been abandoned. With up-to-the-minute surgery, antibiotics, anti-epileptic drugs, injections for diabetes, radiotherapy for cancer and other wonders of modern medicine, we have managed to maintain the weak, allowing them to grow to adulthood, to reproduce and continue the strain of “weakness”.

Now before I get accused of following the concepts of a certain gentleman with a ratty moustache who was fairly well known between 1939 and 1945, I am not advocating abandonment of the weaker in favour of a “super race”. Quite the reverse. I have not continued in a career of medicine spanning almost four decades if I didn’t believe in helping my fellow man. I am questioning whether or not we are going in the right direction.

Imagine this - instead of ‘patch-up’ jobs on the weak, we ‘cure’ them of their weaknesses - permanently. A Utopian theory perhaps, but one that is currently within our reach. Take the families in which asthma runs genetically through its members, - or diabetes or epilepsy. Imagine taking the ‘asthma’ or ‘diabetes’ gene and replacing it with a ‘healthy’ gene. Suddenly, the scourge of that family has gone. The following successive generations are ailment free. Surely something to aim for.

As I see it, we can either offer newer and greater (and more side-effects) drugs for these people or a real alternative, called Genetic Engineering. This is not tampering with the future, this is just getting everyone back into the “normal” fold again. In no way am I suggesting that we genetically engineer ourselves to be 10 feet tall, all I am saying is let’s get rid of the defective genes and replace them with ‘normal’ ones.

Think about the baby elephant when you discuss this and contemplate the future.

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Dear Hillary,

I have a little problem in the genetalia (sic) area that I hope you can help me with. My problem lies with warts 2 small ones on my John Thomas and no matter which pharmacy I visit in town I can never get this problem sorted. The problem in the pharmacy is that the Doctor’s always give me a heap load of pills that really make me quite sick so I never finish the course. Visiting these pharmacies I feel like a guinea pig that they are testing as all the visits I have made (4 up until now) they give me a different batch of pills to swallow. This problem is affecting me personally and socially when trying to court ladies and I can never see an end to it. I suspect that I caught these cauliflower type things from my condo’s swimming pool. I hope you can put an end to this problem for me.

Baz

Dear Baz,

You poor boy, but I am sorry, only Brigadiers and Padres catch those sort of things from toilet seats and condo swimming pools. You, like the rest of your friends, get the genitalia problems (please note the correct spelling, Petal) in the more usual way. Could I suggest that you do not continue to wave your John Thomas at pharmacists in public chemist shops, but instead take the offending item to the hospital where your privates can be looked at in private by a doctor. I am sure your problem has an end even though you say you cannot see it, unless you are very overweight or do you have a rather weird anatomy?

Dear Hillary,

One of my old girlfriends here has been a bit down on her luck. A small business venture didn’t work out for her and she had to sell her car to cover some debts; however, there was not enough to pay back the money I loaned her to get into the business in the first place. Then she told me she was going to go back to work in the bar, but needed some more money to buy the dance outfits. I gave her the money, but now I get told she used this cash to buy alcohol for herself and her friends and had a big party. Hillary, how can you stop these girls taking advantage of us farangs? We want to help them, and they rip us off. Why?

Taken Again

Dear Taken Again,

It is not so much of a rip off, Petal, it is the fact that you are walking around with a sign on your back saying “I’m a Mug, Pick Me”. Your old girlfriend had already shown you she was not interested in repaying loans, why should she take the next one seriously? While I feel sorry for anyone on the wrong end of a con job, many times the person at that wrong end chose the position. Wise up and stop being a victim. Let your fair-weather friends find another buffalo to milk.

Dear Hillary,

My name is Oghale Lawrence, a member of the Presidential Task Force on Oil Spillage Clean-up. Early last year there was a major oil spillage in the Niger Delta Region of Nigeria. The contract was handled by a foreign firm but we decided to over-invoice the contract sum.

Now the contract has been completed and the original contractor has since been paid, but the contract balance of US$38 million has been left in a suspense account with the Central Bank of Nigeria. The problem is as government officials, we are not suppose to own fat bank accounts, talk less of having foreign ones.

We are soliciting your assistance as a foreign partner who can assist us and receive this amount into your account. We are ready to share this money with you. For providing the account where we shall remit this money, you will be entitled to 25% of the entire funds, 70% will be for me and my partners, while 5% has been set aside to cover any expenses that may be incurred by both parties during this transaction, both local and international.

Please I enjoin you to handle this transaction with utmost degree of maturity and confidentiality because I am still in active government service with the “Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation”.

Oghale Lawrence

Dear Oggie,

Sending uninvited “invitations” such as this to a newspaper is a sure-fire way to keep things confidential. However, Hillary is well aware of your particular scam, which has been doing the rounds for about 10 years. It works because people get blinded by the thought of 25% of 38 million USD (before you rush to the electronic calculator, it is 9.5 million), and it sounds as if you don’t have to pay out anything. You do, and Oggie and his mates would tantalize you with messages that there is only one more step, but they have to pay somebody off, so just send another X dollars for stamp duty, transfer, etc., and the money will be released. They, of course, cannot touch the 38 million because it is frozen until it is sent to your account, so are unable to pay the stamp duty themselves. Pattaya, if you haven’t seen one of these scam letters - there it is. Put it in the circular file immediately. Oh yes, Oggie, oil spillage is a great place for you, you slime ball.

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GRAPEVINE

Pattaya a mini Bangkok

Mega cash and investment continue to pour into our fast developing international resort. Dusit Resort Pattaya is planning to develop a luxury Deberana spa at a cost of 20 million baht. Royal Garden Resorts plc is spending a staggering 180 million baht to give Pattaya’s leading mall a major facelift. Even by the standards of ten years ago, these are exhilarating votes of confidence in Pattaya’s future. But don’t let it all fool you. Starry eyed farangs can still lose their shirts investing in bankrupt beer halls, badly chosen properties and a huge variety of small business scams. If in doubt, take a peep at the ghost town known as Duck Square at the top of South Road. Oh dear!

Not the best breakfast

Here’s a variation of the everlasting theme to find the resort’s best breakfast. A guy observed a sign for a restaurant that read Unique Breakfast, so he decided to sit down. Asking the waitress what it was, she replied that it was baked tongue of chicken. “Baked tongue of chicken?” he screamed, “Don’t you realize how disgusting that is? I wouldn’t even consider eating anything which came out of a chicken’s mouth.” Undaunted, the waitress asked him what he would like. “Just bring me two scrambled eggs.”

The deep south

News from Alabama. An old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he had been. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, “Go up there and take a look at the coffin and see if that’s your pa.”

Overcrowded jail

A number of farangs are complaining that they can’t get near their incarcerated mates at visiting times in the police station lock-up. The visiting area is crowded with vocal locals all clamoring to speak to their dad or brother or whoever. Not a lot you can do about this. The biggest factor in overcrowding is whether the city jail on a particular day has a large number of illegal entrants from Laos, Cambodia and Burma arrested during a crackdown by immigration authorities. They are usually there for 48 to 72 hours pending deportation back to their border. The best time to visit any friend of yours is 8.00 a.m. before the rush starts. But even this can fail if the police are doing a names check or ordering a sweep and brush up for reasons of hygiene.

Love and marriage

Story going the bar rounds is of a 70 year old British guy who has just married a beautiful 25 year old Thai hostess. One of his long time friends asked how a decrepit bloke like him had landed such a gorgeous dame. The old guy leaned over confidentially and whispered, “I simply told her I was 90 with heart problems.”

Trunk call

Residents of Suksabai Villa were shocked this week after a large unattended elephant was observed wandering down Soi 17 demanding bananas from telegraph poles and barking dogs. Passions were cooled after half an hour after a breathless mahoot rushed up and explained to worried householders that a thieving scoundrel had asked to borrow his mobile phone and then run off with it. The lesson seems to be not to loan out personal property when your two feet are not on the ground.

Un-yachtsmanlike

Seeing that a yacht off the coast of Pattaya had hoisted an emergency flag, coast guard officials rushed to the scene. Boarding the boat in question, the first hint of trouble was that the guy was navigating with the aid of a road map. Even so, the intrepid yachtsman was unperturbed, and a little surprised that the coast guard had rushed to his rescue. There was no emergency, he explained. At least not yet. What about the emergency signals that had been hoisted? His wife had gotten the pennants mixed up with the lunch basket. The yachtsman’s wife was not so calm. In her words, “I thought my husband was an experienced sailor, but when I looked at the road map and saw that Ko Samet appeared as a pinhead, I began to feel uneasy.”

Tailpiece

Reader HG is right. On the Pattaya Mail TV channel, the announcer says Pattaya bridge club offers contract and not auction bridge. This should be that the club offers duplicate and not rubber. Professional card sharks will know the difference.

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Animal Crackers: The quaint little Quokka

by Mirin MacCarthy

Quokkas are funny little fellows which are found only ‘Down Under’ in Western Australia. They are marsupials, which just describes the fact that they carry their young in a pouch. This means they are related to the kangaroo, and in size they are especially close to the forest wallabies and tree kangaroos of Eastern Australia. However, while the males are noticeably larger than the females, they are still very small animals, not much larger than the feral rat.

Living on Rottnest Island just 10 km off the coast near Perth, the capital of Western Australia, the island population is thought to be around 10,000 and this represents the vast bulk of the surviving Quokkas. Other than a couple of small colonies in the southwest of Western Australia, the Quokka is thought to be practically extinct on the mainland. Being dwellers on an island which is frequented by a teeming weekend population of sightseers, they have become very used to the tourists and are quite unafraid. The island busses now have warning notices asking the tourists not to feed them, because they get too fat and lazy and the mortality of the native population will then go up. Having visited Rottnest myself, I can vouch for the fact that the Quokkas can be hand fed.

We know that the Quokkas have been living on Rottnest Island for many years, and in fact they are partly responsible for the name of their island, which was done by the Dutch explorer Dirk Hartog in 1616. Hartog thought the Quokkas were large rats, as he sailed past and called the island “Rats nest” island. Over the years this became Rotten nest and finally Rottnest Island.

The Quokka is quite a small marsupial and looks like a scaled down Wallaby or Kangaroo. Its head is broad but short, with a dark stripe visible on the forehead. They have small, rounded ears covered by fur. Its body has long thick shaggy fur normally coloured brown or grey flecked. Its hind (Kangaroo like) feet are covered with stiff long hairs. The tail is relatively short and is fairly smooth with little hair on it.

Generally, Quokkas sleep during the day, but they are very active at night. The Quokkas sleep together in small groups in daytime in the shelter of dense vegetation, and at nighttime, as they are very sociable, up to 150 adults will converge on waterholes. Their ideal habitat is in long grass or scrubland (semi-arid heath) where they make pathways or runways for feeding and escape if disturbed.

They are all vegetarians, feeding at night on native grasses and the leaves of shrubs. They need drinking water like all living beings, but can survive long periods without it. This is helped by the remarkable ability of the Quokkas to reuse a portion of their bodies’ waste products.

On Rottnest Island the Quokkas mate between January to March. After a pregnancy of around 4 weeks a single young (Joey) is born. The Joey lives in its mother’s pouch, suckling at one of its mothers 4 teats for the first 26 to 30 weeks. At this time it will leave the protection of the pouch but continue to suckle for another 8 to 10 weeks.

The Quokkas remain one of the oddities of animal life Down Under, and it is fortunate for them that they chose an island for their home, which is now assured for their future.

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Social Commentary by Khai Khem

Loneliness and Community

On this over-crowded planet called Earth, some might argue that living shoulder to shoulder with billions of people, the subject of loneliness is hardly a point of discussion. However, it is possible to feel personally isolated even in a noisy city and a bustling crowd. Is modern society creating conditions which increase loneliness? To create a fulfilling life and a healthy psychological atmosphere for the human condition in our increasingly hectic world, we must recognise basic requirements of the individual, the needs people have for a sense of community, and maintain structure and meaning in our lives. There is a harassed, knife-edged quality to daily life today.

Community offsets loneliness. It gives people a vitally necessary sense of belonging. But community demands more than simply emotionally satisfying bonds between individuals. It also requires strong ties of loyalty between individuals and their organisations and institutions. In traditional societies which are still lacking the economic means to introduce the high-tech lifestyle so prevalent in the richer countries, family ties, and institutions such as churches, temples and mosques, government leaders, and the village neighbourhood, still retain the respect of the people. In the advanced democracies, cracks have been appearing in these institutions for decades. These societies hunger for institutions worthy of their respect, affection and loyalty. The corporation workplace does not even offer that anymore.

The phenomenon of globalization now makes it possible to introduce many of the benefits of a more affluent lifestyle to far-flung regions of the world in a matter of years, which before may have taken decades or even centuries to appear. As borders blur and mobility increases, our sense of belonging to a particular group may recede.

We in Thailand need look no further than the development and modernisation of our own capital city. Elderly Bangkokians remember when the now exclusive section of Sukhumvit Road was little more than a wilderness of empty fields and tiny rice plots. Most Bangkokians learned to swim in the canals which made Krung Thep the ‘Venice of the East’. In those days the water was clear enough for children to net fish from the banks of the klongs. Families lived in neighbourhoods where everyone knew each other, and for some, their neighbourhood was their whole world. Now their children and grandchildren get turned around and completely lost on their way to school or work. Parents confess that often their children are too busy with their own lives to even call them.

Loneliness is even a factor in the economy. Lonely upper class housewives are driven to distraction by the clanging emptiness of their suburban homes. They have re-entered the work force to preserve their sanity. Pets (and car loads of pet food) are acquired to break the silence of an empty home. Loneliness supports most of our travel, tourist and entertainment industry. It creates a lucrative ‘lonely hearts’ sector of business, be it a single’s bar or a high-tech computer match-up enterprise.

Pattaya is a multi-faceted city; a good example of a town which is seeing a rising level of social diversity. This is now the character of many cities around the world. In one way, by de-massifying society, and accentuating our differences, we help people individualise themselves. The more individualised people are, the choosier they become when searching for human contact, a mate or a lover. Lasting friendships become harder to make since we are now looking for more precisely matching interests. The result may be seriously mismatched relationships, or shallow relationships at best.

The break-up of mass society, therefore, while holding out the promise of greater personal fulfilment, is, at least for some, spreading the pain of isolation. Therefore we must recognise that loneliness is no longer an individual matter, but a common one. Once we recognise that loneliness is no longer just a personal matter, but a public concern, there are plenty of things we can do about it. We can begin where community usually begins, in the family, the neighbourhood, and the city in which we live.

There are no right answers to some of these problems. New services and ideas, both traditional and innovative, can help bring people back together.

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Women’s World: YES, YES, YES!

by Lesley Warner

Another request, all of a sudden I find that the gentlemen are reading my column. I have to agree, though, that Meg Ryan is a very beautiful lady and a very funny actress; she can certainly make you laugh and make you cry in her movies. If you haven’t seen “When Harry met Sally” you don’t know what you’ve missed; the lunchtime scene will always remain a classic.

Meg Ryan

Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra, now known as the actress Meg Ryan, was born 19th November 1961 in Fairfield Connecticut, U.S.A. to Harry Hyra (a casting agent) and Susan Jordan. She was educated at Bethel High, Connecticut and then went on to New York University where she graduated with a Journalism major. In 1976 her parents divorced and she moved with her mother to New York. In 1978 Meg changed her surname to Ryan, her mother’s maiden name. In 1979 she was voted the “cutest” girl in high school; class secretary; and homecoming queen; Meg has bright blue eyes and although she looks petit is actually 5’8" tall.

After some time traveling, she returned to college and then got some more small roles in two films between 1981-86. She debuted onscreen in a small role as Candice Bergen’s daughter in Rich and Famous (1981), but she still intended to become a journalist. She got a lucky break and landed a part on the TV soap opera “As The World Turns” and her character became popular so she ended up remaining in the show for two years.

Ryan’s screen career really began to develop when she landed an important supporting role in the blockbuster Top Gun (1986); this lead to the female lead in Steven Spielberg’s Inner Space (1987). While filming that movie she met actor Dennis Quaid, whom she later married; the two of them went on to appear together again in two other films. With her lead role in Rob Reiner’s hit When Harry Met Sally (1989) she established herself as a star.

She became known as the pretty, blond-haired, blue-eyed leading lady with an effervescent personality, and a girl next-door image.

Meg Ryan shines in comedic roles as in the popular and successful romantic comedy “Sleepless in Seattle” (1993) with Tom Hanks; this movie was the perfect project to show off her talents. Yet Meg has the ability and talent to tackle the more dramatic roles that have come her way. She proves this in the film “When a Man Loves a Woman” (1994) where she plays an alcoholic wife and mother and in “Courage Under Fire” (1996) where she is a tough soldier who has to hold her own with the men.

She married Dennis Quaid on Valentines Day 14 Feb 1991 and Jack Henry was born in April 1992. She has homes in California and Montana where she has a brown Labrador called Dave and a horse called Abraham.

She likes to keep busy and fit and is amused that fans want to copy her hairstyles.

In 1994 Meg Ryan started her own production company: Prufrock Pictures.

Her estimated box office gross is estimated above 700 million. Well over 1 billion worldwide.

Other movies:

1981 Film debut in Rich and Famous
1982 Joins cast of As the World Turns
1983 Amityville 3 released
1986 Appears in Top Gun
1987 Meets Dennis Quaid on set of Inner space
1988 Reunited with Dennis on set of D.O.A.
The Presidio and Promised Land also released
1989 When Harry Met Sally
1990 Joe Versus the Volcano released
1991 Prelude to a Kiss

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Shaman’s Rattle: Shinto - the Japanese non-prophet organization

by Marion

Shinto is the oldest known Japanese religion, yet it has no founder, no sacred scriptures like the Sutras or the Bible, and no single deity to be worshipped and revered. It is very difficult to translate ‘Shinto’ into English. ‘Shinto’ means ‘The way of the Gods’ or the ‘God-like way’ or ‘The way from the Gods’, but Shinto is an all-pervading, indefinable way, which for the Japanese is quite universal.

Shinto Archway

It “began” around 500 BC as a loosely connected mix of nature worship, fertility cults, divination techniques and shamanism. Basically it could be described as reflecting the innate nature of the Japanese people themselves, and it is said that to understand Shinto you understand Japan.

Shinto creation stories tell of the history and lives of the gods called “Kami.” Among them was a divine couple, Izanagi-no-mikoto and Izanami-no-mikoto, who gave birth to the Japanese islands. Their children became the deities of the various Japanese clans and Amaterasu (the Sun Goddess) was one of their daughters. Her descendants became the Imperial Family and unified the country around the 6th century AD. This remained so until 1945 with the surrender of Japan, part of which required the Imperial Emperor to renounce his divinity. The significance of that should not be underestimated.

The Kami are the objects of worship in Shinto and can take various forms such as natural elements like the sun, mountains, trees, rocks, and the wind, or abstract concepts like fertility, but also ancestors, national heroes and protectors of family clans. They are seen as benign; they sustain and protect. There are no concepts which compare to the Christian beliefs in the wrath of God, His omnipotence and omni-presence, or the separation of God from humanity due to sin.

Shinto has 10 Precepts, which like most religious rules or commandments are a basis for “good” living and societal strength.

i) Do not transgress the will of the gods.

ii) Do not forget your obligations to ancestors.

iii) Do not offend by violating the decrees of the State.

iv) Do not forget the profound goodness of the gods, through which calamity and misfortunes are averted and sickness is healed.

v) Do not forget that the world is one great family.

vi) Do not forget the limitations of your own person.

vii) Do not become angry even though others become angry.

viii) Do not be sluggish in your work.

ix) Do not bring blame to the teaching.

x) Do not be carried away by foreign teachings.

There are also four “Affirmations” in Shinto:

1. Tradition and the family: The family is seen as the main mechanism by which traditions are preserved. Their main celebrations relate to birth and marriage.

2. Love of nature: Nature is sacred; to be in contact with nature is to be close to the Gods. Natural objects are worshipped as sacred spirits.

3. Physical cleanliness: They take baths, wash their hands, and rinse out their mouth often.

4. “Matsuri”: To worship and honour gods and ancestral spirits.

Most Japanese citizens follow two religions: both Shinto and Buddhism, which first arrived in Japan from Korea and China during the 8th century AD. The two religions share a basic optimism about human nature, and for the world. Within Shinto, the Buddha was viewed as another “Kami” (nature deity), while Buddhism in Japan regarded the Kami as being manifestations of various Buddha-like persons and Bodhisattvas.

These days, the Japanese people seek support from Shinto and visit shrines in order to pray for good fortune and to avoid evil spirits, especially before special events such as the opening of a business, school entrance exams, and other endeavours, where a little help from anywhere is appreciated. Like many religions, several kinds of talisman can be purchased at many shrines, of course, called an “offering.” In Japan, the majority of wedding ceremonies are held in Shinto style. Interestingly, Death is considered evil in Shinto, and most tasks concerning it, especially funerals, are done according to Buddhist rituals. Never let it be said that Shinto has lost its own practicality!

There are also several Shinto Sayings, all of which are designed to keep the followers of the religion thinking along the “correct” paths. Consider these Shinto Sayings:

a) A single sincere prayer moves heaven. You will surely realise the divine presence through sincere prayer.

b) Where you have sincerity, there also is virtue. Sincerity is a witness to truth. Sincerity is the mother of knowledge. Sincerity is a single virtue that binds Divinity and man in one.

c) Retribution for good or ill is as sure as the shadow after substance.

d) To do good is to be pure. To commit evil is to be impure.

e) To admit a fault is the beginning of righteousness.

f) The first and surest means to enter into communion with the Divine is sincerity. If you pray to a deity with sincerity, you will surely feel the divine presence.

With a certain simplicity which comes from its humble and common-thought origins, Shinto has survived into the 21st Century, and has every chance of continuing for another 21.

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The Message In The Moon: Sun in Taurus/Moon in Leo - The Entertainer

by Anchalee Kaewmanee

There is probably no one else in a social sphere who has the forcefulness, drama, and extroverted nature as the Taurus-Leo. The individual natives in this combination often feel that others are certainly fortunate to be in the presence of such charm. A little conceit goes with the territory. These people need an audience of admirers who are willing to applaud their every step. In return they provide immense joy and entertainment for their entourage. A tiny bit arrogant, sometimes pretty far out, very optimistic and enthusiastic, these people are certainly never dull. All that buoyant and outgoing spirit can cheer the darkest heart, and despite an outrageous ego, there is genuine concern for those less fortunate than themselves.

Natives of this combination gain the respect of others simply because they respect themselves. They don’t have problems with self-confidence, and like most people who value and believe in themselves, this Sun-Moon sign reaches out and helps those who don’t have such strength. They really are their own guiding lights. Possessing great vitality and assurance, they don’t need to rely on outside encouragement to succeed at chosen professions or to fulfil themselves.

Likes and dislikes with the Taurus-Leo people are usually based upon reaction, but their hunches often prove very accurate. It is true that once they have formed an opinion or impression, it sticks. Stubborn and inflexible, yes. It can take dynamite to prove them wrong once they have made up their minds about something. So they often run the risk of becoming dogmatic and overly rigid in their thinking process. This group of people should consider keeping an open mind and really work at it. Letting bias rule one’s actions or protecting entrenched attitudes can seriously blind good judgement. A little dose of old fashioned humility is recommended. Listening to what others have to say can provide a rich learning experience.

Both signs in this combination are fixed signs. This provides tremendous determination and resolve to follow through once goals have been set. On the negative side, it can also be very difficult for natives of this combination to accept compromise. Let’s face it, they want things their own way. When those around them disagree, the Taurus-Leo gets angry and frustrated. That independent streak is admirable in some areas, but here it can thwart co-operation.

There is wonderful potential found in natives born into this combo. But to realise it, they must first make a big effort to learn to work in harmony with those around them.

Just as practical as fellow Taureans, the Taurus-Leo is also a terrific showman. Just taking out the garbage can become an award winning performance. We can spot these people just by their dress, actions and behaviour. Everything is calculated to bring attention to themselves. However generous and compassionate (and they are), this group never quite gets over that feeling of superiority. Yet they are well loved, and befriended to by all. It would be good if they would guard against that tendency to go to extremes in thought and action, mostly for their own well-being. The public will still adore them, even if they occasionally decide to share the spotlight with someone else.

The Taurus-Leo harbours secret ambitions to be on the stage. Practical considerations may hold them back from pursuing such an uncertain profession. Security is vitally important to this sign, and unless all other factors in a horoscope chart indicate artistic talent, these individuals will probably be drawn to a more stable livelihood.

As they are so independent, going into business for themselves could be a good solution. That knack for original style and ideas, coupled with true leadership qualities and fine organisational ability will find a business situation rather appealing. Mathematics and technical work come easy to this Sun-Moon sign. Very sensual and fun-loving in intimate partnerships, this combo needs emotional stability and plenty of it. In love, there is a tendency to be domineering and possessive, and soak up oceans of flattery. A mate who appreciates this sign and shows it will make a happy choice.

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The computer doctor

by Richard Brunch

From Gunnar Mikkelsen: I have a PC with windows ME. The problem is that quite often when I’m on the Internet, an advert comes up filling the whole screen without access to any button to close the ad. The only way to continue is to shut down the computer, and restart the unit. Is there another method?

Computer Doctor replies: These can be an annoyance and although there are some malicious versions around that actually modify the Registry, mostly they are benign. Normally, you should not need to close and restart the PC, as there are several methods you can try first. Pressing the ESC key or one of the ‘F’ keys can work. If none of these help, then you can try to close Internet Explorer from the Taskbar. Should the Taskbar not be visible, with the Alt key pressed, repeatedly press the Tab key until Internet Explorer is the active window, you should then be able to close it. As a final resort, before doing a shutdown and restart, press Ctrl + Alt and Delete, from the list displayed look for Internet Explorer and with it selected, press the End Task button.

From Mike Travis, Bangkok: I have an aging notebook PC and an equally old desktop, both of which are not capable of running the applications I now require with acceptable performance. Budget constraints dictate that I can only purchase one replacement; I am prepared to spend around 100,000 baht, though I am unsure whether to buy a new notebook or desktop. I do sometimes travel away and find the notebook useful but if I really had to, I guess I could live without it. Any advice to help my decision making process would be appreciated.

Computer Doctor replies: From the tone of your letter I suspect that you are already leaning towards a notebook. I think one of the major issues at the outset is the difference in cost, baht for baht; you will get a lot more desktop for your money than in a comparatively specified notebook. Higher end notebooks now are well specified with Pentium III processors of 850MHz up and normally 128Mb of RAM, although I recommend you consider increasing this, particularly if you are going to have Windows 2000 as your operating system. Hard disks tend to be at least 10 GB and this is the minimum size you should accept. Options normally include, CD ROM, DVD, CDR-W and Floppy. Screen size and type also varies but in a ‘home’ mode you could consider attaching an external monitor and possibly keyboard and mouse. If you intend to attach an external monitor check what resolution the video card is capable of and ensure it is adequate for your requirements. Make sure that you get at least 1 USB port and 2 if possible. Very often an internal modem is included and sometimes LAN for connecting to a network, which can be useful if you connect to a business centre in a hotel. Also, if you eventually purchase a desktop using a LAN is by far the simplest way to synchronize data between the two. If you are intending to travel, then you should also consider how slim it is and the weight. When looking at these, though, bear in mind that it needs to be fairly solid to take the ‘movement’. As a guide you will probably need to spend upwards of 80,000 baht and with CDR-W etc. probably around 110,000 baht.

Send your questions or comments to the Pattaya Mail at 370/7-8 Pattaya Second Road, Pattaya City, 20260 or fax to 038 427 596 or e-mail to [email protected] The views and comments expressed within this column are not necessarily those of the writer or Pattaya Mail Publishing.

Richard Bunch is managing director of Action Computer Technologies Co., Ltd. providing professional services which include custom database and application development, website design, promotion and hosting, computer and peripheral sales service and repairs, pro audio solutions, networks (LAN & WAN) and IT consulting. For further information, please telephone 01 782 4829, fax 038 716 816, e-mail: [email protected] or see our website www.act.co.th

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A Slice of Thai History: The struggle to retain independence (Part Two 1827-1867)

by Duncan Stearn

The period between 1827 and 1842 saw Thailand engaged in actions against local opponents such Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam as well as putting down revolts in a couple of Malay vassal states.

On March 20, 1833 envoy Edmund Roberts signed a treaty of commerce between the United States and Thailand, the first between a Southeast Asian country and America.

In 1843 the balance of power in the region changed marginally, but with devastating consequences in future years, when the French government decided to deploy a permanent naval force in Asian waters, ostensibly to protect French commerce and missionaries, especially those evangelising in Vietnam.

In March 1850 Joseph Balestier, an envoy from the United States, arrived in Bangkok to discuss the issue of trade and diplomatic treaties with Thailand. However, after a few weeks of fruitless discussions the envoy returned to the US empty-handed.

A similar trade and diplomatic mission from Britain, headed by the Raja of Sarawak, Sir James Brooke, met with Thai officials in August that same year but also left without obtaining the concessions they were seeking.

In April 1851, 47-year-old Prince Mongkut became King of Thailand. He was the first monarch who could read, write and speak almost flawless English and he recognised the voracious imperial appetites of both France and Britain.

The Second Anglo-Burmese War broke out in April 1852 and by the end of the year the British had edged their Empire even closer to the borders of Thailand by annexing Pegu Province (lower Burma).

Hoping to counteract Thai and Vietnamese interference in Cambodian affairs, King Duang of Cambodia sent a letter to Emperor Napoleon III of France seeking French protection. The noose was beginning to slowly but surely tighten.

In 1855 the British envoy John Bowring successfully re-negotiated the 1826 Burney treaty of commerce with Thailand. Britain gained greater economic access in exchange for guaranteeing Thailand’s independence. A British envoy was sent to reside in Bangkok.

Between 1856 and 1862 the French set about the invasion and subjugation of southern Vietnam while in August 1863 King Norodom of Cambodia signed a secret treaty of co-operation with France.

Although a vassal state of Thailand, the treaty gave control of foreign policy to France in return for French protection. However, when the Thais found out the details of the agreement, King Norodom once again swore allegiance to Thailand.

Early in 1864 the French government in Paris ratified the treaty with Cambodia and the French began to take greater control of Cambodia’s internal affairs in conjunction with Thailand.

This led to the signing of a Franco-Thai treaty in 1867 whereby Thailand agreed to recognise French protection of Cambodia (read occupation) in return for Thai sovereignty over the provinces of Battambang and Siem Reap.

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Guide to buying a large dog: Black and Tan Coonbound

by C. Schloemer

Good points: fine nose, good temperament, strong and hardy, eager and alert

Take heed: this breed is a working hound and needs plenty of room and open spaces

The Black and Tan Coonhound is a fast, hardy and very strong working hound, which like the Bloodhound, does not kill its prey while hunting. It is also similar to the Bloodhound in appearance, but does not have the loose, wrinkled skin, for which the Bloodhound is renown.

Size: Height at the shoulder - dog 63.5-68 cm, bitch 58.5-63 cm

Exercise: This is a working breed and needs plenty of vigorous exercise daily. This dog needs lots of room. A life in the country will keep him in his element. Owners who cannot provide this breed with ample space and room for free runs should choose a more appropriate breed for their lifestyle and living accommodations.

Grooming: Daily grooming with a hound glove is recommended. The hound’s coat is easy to care for. Those long ears need frequent inspection.

Origin and History: The Black and Tan Coonhound is essentially an American breed. It is a close relation to the Bloodhound, being identical in size and very often in color as well. It traces back from the Talbot Hound to the Bloodhound, and the Virginia Foxhound. The Black and Tan is one of six types of Coonhound recognized in America. This breed is used for hunting opossum and raccoon. It is a working hound and not often seen in the show ring.

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Antiques, are they genuine? : Later Decoration

by Apichart Panyadee

The alteration to or imitation of older styles was not limited to the 19th century. As early as 1810 the large manufacturing silversmiths of Garrads and Rundell, Bridge and Rundell were reproducing late 17th century Baroque style and mid-18th century Rococo pieces. For example, a pair of ornate jugs may have been altered into the ‘antique’ style which was so sought after in the early 19th century, by using the bodies from a Queen Anne ale jug, c. 1700, and casting the spouts and handles at a later date.

Small baluster caster converts to a more useful pitcher cream jug by the addition of a handle and spout

Chased decoration showing mythological battle scenes give a more authentic appearance to the dilettante; however, the original piece would have been very plain.

Punch bowl ladles were also ripe for conversion. These items often had feet added to them and converted to a cream boat. To the double lipped variety of punch bowl, two handles and four feet were added.

Pap boats are also subjected to this alteration. Small baluster castes were often converted to more useful pitcher cream jugs by the addition of handles and spouts. Occasionally they are difficult to spot. But more often, the poor craftsmanship, discoloration of the skin, or heat marks where the additions have been soldered should point to a conversion.

Teapots, Stands and Kettles

Teapots were rarely converted to other objects but were often modernised by adding decoration, a new spout, finials and handle. These can usually be spotted by following the analytical method.

Originally very plain, these Queen Anne wares had chasseing added in Cornelius Farrell’s workshop in 1822

Teapot stands, which were common in the late 18th and early 19th centuries, have been used to manufacture “antique” teapots. Nearly all the stands are hallmarked in a straight line and not at the points of the compass as on the base of a teapot. Teapot lids should be hallmarked, and if these marks are missing or differ from the base mark, then warning bells should sound. Small bullet teapots of the first half of the 18th century also need careful examination, as it is now known that some were made up by unscrupulous use of the silver and marks from a mug or a tankard.

Tea kettles, like teapots, were often updated, but are not commonly faked. Always make sure that all separate parts are correctly marked, and there should be little chance of being fooled. On one type of fake, however, the marks from an 18th century tankard base have been let into the base of the kettle while the tankard lid is used to make a burner, which is fixed to the tripod stand. The test here is to look carefully for any distortion of the hallmark on the stand. The burner, which is small compared with a tankard lid, is the place where the marks will be most obviously distorted if it is a fake.

Tea/coffee or hot water urns are sometimes found made from a cup and cover by adding a tap. Alternatively, urns are occasionally found converted to cups by the removal of taps.

Wine funnels have been subjected to various alterations. Most common is calling the bowl of the funnel a tea strainer. By clocking the perforations in the bowl, it can become a small sugar basin or salt cellar. The replacement of the spout by a pedestal foot can make a goblet. If the foot is not made so tall, and a spout and handle are added, a milk jug can be made. It is highly unlikely that these adaptations would be made now that wine funnels are fairly rare and can bring high prices at auctions.

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