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Same thing - different sex
Whilst dining in a local restaurant it was good to see a Farang girl with a Thai man. The Thai made the orders and swilled down the meal with the ultimate Black label, the girl drinking orange juice. After one hour with him finishing with brandy and the Farang coffee, the bill was ordered and presented to the man. Without any hesitation, the giggling Thai handed the bill to the girl and said, ‘Farang have plenty money, you should pay’.
November birthday boy
Papa John of Murphy’s Bar in Soi 8 (op. Sunbeam Hotel) will celebrate his birthday at the bar on November 1st. All are welcome to join in with Irish jig’s, pig BBQ, and the odd shot of Irish Whiskey will be in order.
Optic move
For those who have tried to find Euro Optic in Central Arcade and thought their sight was getting worse, worry no more. They have moved in front of the Royal Garden Plaza on Second Rd.
Pot shots
A well known local seafarer has come up with a new way to reduce his intake of pain killers. After being married to a Thai lass for the past few years, during which time his late nights out on the town without her usually ended much like the cartoon characters ‘Andy Capp and his Misses’, our local sea-man finally changed his kitchen utensils to aluminium. “They don’t hurt as much”, was his reason for the switch.
Thumbs up
In a bar complex in Soi 9, a fight broke out between a group of Farangs. Two security guards, nicked named Pinkie and Purkey, were called in to break up the melee by one of the bars. As they arrived, talking to each other by their personal walky talky radio’s with battens at the ready, they came to a quick halt when noticing the size of the Farang fighters. Lifting their thumbs, they were heard to call out ‘good fight - Farang very good’.
Special PH3
Monday, October 28, the Pattaya Hash House Harriers, the local version of the international drinking club with a running problem, are putting on a special “obstacle course” run. With co-operation from Sattahip Naval Base, Hashers will attempt to complete the navy’s basic training obstacle course. Should be interesting to see all those beer bellies trying to get up the ropes, through the mud and over the wall.
Joke of the week
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were all sentenced by a judge to 5 years of solitary confinement, but were given the chance to take one item with them. The Englishman asked for a women, the Scot 300 cases of whiskey and the Irish 600 cases of cigarettes. After their term, their doors were opened and the Englishman said thank you, now I am the proud father of three children. The Scot was so drunk he was speechless, and the Irishman said, ‘Jesus, I forgot to ask for matches’.