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Heart to Heart with Hillary
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Dear Hillary,
I am an expat who has been visiting Thailand since 1989. I got through my
“Petal” stage long before coming here for the first time. I read your column
every time I am in-country. It amazes me that how many expats my age are so
naive when it comes to Thailand. So many of them come here and think that they
can change the culture to suit their need. What they SHOULD come here for is for
the culture to change them into a better person. Why is that so difficult for
them? Maybe they are too arrogant to accept the sanook? I met my wife in the
usual way that farangs do. But, when I first saw her, I had the impression that
she was in a place where she didn’t want to be. Her and I spent the next seven
years getting to know each other. When the time was right, she introduced me to
her mother and her son. When I saw where they were living, I knew that I had to
do something about that. So I bought them a house. This is where I am writing to
you tonight.
My wife and I have had our bad times together. There was a time when I was so
baa that my wife said to me, “I cannot live with you any more. You are too crazy
for me. You make me sad all the time and I don’t want to be sad any more.”
Then she told me, “You bought this home for me. It is just as much yours as it
is mine. The only thing I ask is that you tell me when you come to Thailand, and
I will stay away for that time.”
That was when I knew just how far I had wandered from myself. It scared the hell
out of me to realize just how bad I had been treating her. I came to my senses
and asked her for one more chance. She wasn’t going to give it to me. I begged
her, because I knew that she was worth begging for it. She gave me that one last
chance, and now we are P Nong again.
It saddens me that so many expats come here with such unrealistic desires that
they usually miss the greatest opportunity of their lives.
Slowly, slowly!
Dear Slowly, Slowly,
You are certainly very different in your attitudes to living in Thailand,
compared to many of your buddies. I liked the fact that you took “the next seven
years getting to know each other.” That shows real commitment, something that
many foreigners do not have here. However, it is not that easy to change, even
when living here. There are cultural differences which are difficult to get
over, but have to be met, or the relationship will fail, as has happened to so
many who write to me. You have got through the sticky patch by examining
yourself, and not by expecting everyone else to change to your cultural
concepts. Well done, you deserve to be happy here, with your lady who has helped
you in so many ways.
Dear Hillary,
If I remember correctly from some time back, some chap from Western Australia
wants to apply the British Standard (BS) Duck Test to all women. The BS Duck
Test goes, “If a bird looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a
duck, then it probably is a duck.” He obviously must have had a big problem and
must have really gone down the gurgler to be so bitter. All women are not the
same - especially looking at Australian ones and Thai ones. Thai women are not
the same as western ones and bar girls are a different species altogether. He
felt that all women are out to rip off mankind and all that is left is 0.01
percent of decent women. How pessimistic is that? He should stop feeling sorry
for himself and get out and enjoy the company of the ladies in the bars. That’s
what they’re there for. You don’t have to buy the library when you want to read
a book.
Jim from Melbourne
Dear Jim from Melbourne,
Despite the 50 percent divorce rate in many countries, including Australia, all
women are very obviously not the same, so the BS Duck test does not apply. I’m
not like that for one. Despite the chap’s pessimism, his 0.01 percent still
works out as 1,000 women, even in Australia. I agree that if you want a ‘good
time’, the good time girls are there to give it to you. The problems always
arise when the smitten male forgets that a good time girl is just that - a good
time girl. A girl for the good times in life, not a girl who is good for life
times. It should also be understood that a beer bar is not an outside office for
an accredited match-making and marriage agency. I have said in this column many
times that you don’t go into a hardware shop if you are looking for a piece of
cheese.
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