Using satellite-guided laser probes misappropriated from its Diagnostic Imaging Department, the Bangkok Hospital Pattaya has managed to contact Santa Claus at the North Pole.
The coordinators from the International Service Department were then called upon to translate Santa’s “Ho-Ho-Ho”, from ‘North Polish’ into English, and now the good news can be spread throughout Pattaya and the Eastern Seaboard. Yes! Santa is coming back to the hospital this year, but because of slow production from the elves (“Lazy little B’s,” said Santa!) he will have to come next month instead of December.
Word on the grapevine has it that Santa will sneak away from his chores to visit Bangkok Hospital Pattaya on November 26.
To celebrate the event, and to now give everyone a chance to buy some wonderful pre-Xmas bargains, the Charity Xmas Bazaar will be held on November 26, timed to coincide with the arrival of Santa himself on that day.
So get your calendars and diaries out and note Saturday November 26, with the bazaar running from 9 a.m. until 2 p.m. If you haven not been to one before, this is the bargain bazaar of the year, and is held in the lobby of the Bangkok Hospital Pattaya. All of the charity organizations and service clubs will be there and Santa will be there, so bring the kids, a large shopping bag and your money.
Santa signed off with another hearty “Ho-Ho-Ho, see you on November 26th!”