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King’s Cup Jet Ski Grand Prix 2009 gets ready for lift off

Birdie Boys on song at 2009 Baan Jing Jai Christmas Scramble

El Coyote wins Racing Division in Ocean Marina 2009 Championships

City continue their winning run

Pattaya hotelier represents Thailand at the Ironman World Championships

Satit School tennis talent

Sharpshooter Smyth sets his sights on top spot

Saveall gets the winning feeling at Greenwood

A close call with the sand trap

He’s a ‘Saint’ not a sinner

Paddy hits his straps, and the road

It’s Paul Robinson’s medal

A ‘2’ to behold

Per-Olav takes out November Monthly Mug

Bartley’s the boy

Takeshi takes the plaudits

Warberg sails home at Navy

The Commander is the Master

Bridge in Paradise

Here come the Marines

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

King’s Cup Jet Ski Grand Prix 2009 gets ready for lift off

Saksiri Uraiworn
The annual King’s Cup World Jet Ski Grand Prix races will take place this year over the period December 1-6, 2009 at Jomtien Beach, Pattaya. There are over 35 countries signed up to participate in the event, which is being staged as a conjunction between Pattaya City, the Jet Ski Association of Thailand and the International Jet Sports Boating Association (IJSBA).

Make a beeline to Jomtien Beach next week for the exciting 2009 King’s Cup World Jet Ski Grand Prix.

As the tournament gains in popularity year on year, the 2009 event will be expanded to include 16 separate race categories with over US$100,000 up for grabs in prize money.
At a meeting held at Pattaya City Hall last month, the Deputy Mayor of Pattaya City, Ronnakit Ekkasing, said that this year’s event would present a great opportunity to promote tourism in Thailand and especially in the Chonburi and Pattaya areas.
As in past years, HRH Princess Ubolratana Rajakanya will preside at the opening ceremony and bestow the trophies to the winners at the conclusion of the racing.


Birdie Boys on song at 2009 Baan Jing Jai Christmas Scramble

150,000 baht raised to give orphans a Christmas to remember

Roy Thornton
This year, the Baan Jing Jai Christmas Scramble took place on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 at Eastern Star Golf Course. The reason for the early date was to avoid clashing with the many tournaments now organised during the month of December each year, and also allow more time for Christmas shopping to please the one hundred children that will benefit from this years event.

The victorious Birdie Boys: Barry Traynor, Chris Voller, Mikael Andersson and Russell Exley.

The sun was out, the skies were blue, the course in great shape and 104 golfers made the effort to ensure that the children of the Baan Jing Jai Orphanage and the children of the Child Protection Centre would enjoy their Christmas in 2009. Yes folks, this year we decided to hold the competition for two orphanages and make it a real team competition with a massive trophy being presented to the winning orphanage.
As usual, yours truly tried to make it different and interesting for the golfers with a format, that although was good to watch, maybe it did take a little bit too long to play, but hey, if you don’t ever try anything different, then you never know and you never learn.

First Div runners-up the Sugar Shack celebrate back at Secrets Hotel.
The competition shirts were made in two different colours, blue and white for the Baan Jing Jai and Red and White for the Child Protection Centre, all sponsored by the Fletcher family. If nothing else, the contrast of colours made the teams a spectacle worth seeing.
The teams were paired up on each tee, one blue and white team against one red and white team. The aim being, that in addition to playing normal 4-person scramble rules, they also played a straight forward scramble match play competition against each other. There were thirteen teams representing the Baan Jing Jai, and thirteen teams representing the Child Protection Centre. On paper it looked quite even, and many of the matches were very close, but the red and white of the Child Protection Centre walked away with a resounding 10 points to 3 victory and will be the first name engraved on The Secrets Cup.

The Yakuza team who missed out on the prizes by less than half a shot.

The individual team scramble was split into two divisions with an exact combined team handicap being times by 12.5% to give the team playing handicap, but no team was allowed a larger handicap than the lowest handicap player in each team. This ruling only affected the team of the Donovan’s Shankers who were capped at 1.7, but they did not let this prevent them making a very brave effort and recording a nine under par round off the stick to leave them just outside the spoils.
The winners were as close as is humanly possible with only 0.2 of a shot separating first and second in both divisions, and second place in the second division was decided on a count back of the back nine holes.
With individual technical prizes on nine of the holes and a separate hit the green competition taking place on all the par 3 holes, there were plenty of prizes to go around, but competition for them was intense to say the least.

The Sweaties team lost on count back, but smiled the whole day through.

Throughout the day the girls from our main sponsor Secrets Hotel, Restaurant & Bar circled the course with complimentary drinks and snacks, pausing only for photo shoots with the golfers who thought it a very colourful addition to the day. We also had some children come along to visit Eastern Star from both the Baan Jing Jai Orphanage and the Child Protection Centre who were all smartly dressed in miniature competition shirts specially made up for them. This made the children feel a real part of the day and gave them something to tell their friends about when they returned to their respective orphanages.
The work on the course being completed for the day, we said thank you and farewell to the staff of Eastern Star and returned to Pattaya and a Presentation buffet waiting at our main sponsors. The venue and the food provided, compliments of Secrets, was excellent and some hard work behind the scenes provided a continuous showing of a DVD all around the presentation venue of the day’s golf course activities. There was obviously some posing going on during the golf, but it was a very entertaining DVD and the players enjoyed sitting down with a beer to view their 300 yard drive or a 25 foot put, difficult to gage distances on a DVD, but some of them were nearly convincing!

First Div winners: Charlie’s Angels with 2nd Div runners-up Joe 90.

The master of ceremonies, John Emmerson, then took charge of the prize giving and raffle activities, ensuring that just about everyone in the place went home with something worthwhile. The event was a fantastic success, beating last years total raised by some 32,000 baht, but only because of the players who came out to support the day and the enormous amount of sponsors this year. Some like Eastern Star, Secrets and Golf Click for a second year running, and new first time sponsors who hopefully will support us again next year.

Cooper’s International were the winners in Div 2.

The generous sponsors of this year’s tournament were: Eastern Star Golf Club, Secrets Hotel, Restaurant & Bar, Fletcher Family, Golf Click, Emslie Family, Chris Knapp, Jackelope, Johnathan Pratt, Bob Lindborg, Russell Exley, Russell Finch, Burnett Family, Damien Carew, Ted Goalen, Tom Byrne, Tony West, Toby (Fisherman’s), Chadbourn Family, Lawton Family, Eden Massage and Cabin Management Co. Ltd.
Along with the sponsors there was also some tremendous help from out team of helpers: John Emmerson, Mike Fletcher, Russell Exley, Thom Parks, Ted Golan, Dave Evans, Wanicha Thornton and Nueg Emmerson, and our thanks goes out to them..
In the team competition, and no strangers to the winners circle, the Birdie Boys comprising of Barry Traynor, Mikael Andersson, Chris Voller and Russell Exley took the overall title while the Division 1 winners were the Charlie’s Angels of Tom Byrne, Joe Peters, Charlie Lapsey and Robert Hanson, who finished just ahead of the Sugar Shack team of Ian Halfpenny, Geoff King, Ron Birdsall and Terry Welch.

Children from both orphanages join in the day.

In the second tier, The Cooper’s International line up of Jonathan Cooper, Rohan Cooper, Christopher Waters and Peter Millard took the main spoils ahead of the Joe 90 Gang; Joe McArdle, Andy Galvin, Max Wilson and Gerry Power, who themselves gained the runner up spot on count back over Scotland’s finest, the Sweaties, comprising Ronnie Ramsay, Bobby Shirkey, Craig Boyd and Peter Duncan.
Technical prizes were awarded as follows: Near Pins went to No 3 Tom Byrne, No 6 Barry Traynor, No 13 Marty Rock and No 17 Banjo Bandits. The Long Drive (Men’s) was won by Damien Trim while Mod Churiatsa picked up the equivalent female award. Simon Philbrook and John Cunningham were closest with their second shots on holes 14 and 18 respectively and appropriately The Sweaties were nearest to the Barrel on Hole 10.
Finally, in the ‘Hit the Green’ competition, prizes were awarded to Tom Byrne (x2), Joe McArdle and John McCall

A fine display of colours before the tee-off.


El Coyote wins Racing Division in Ocean Marina 2009 Championships

Kipsan Beck
The International Racing Division One’s nine-race series over the past 5 months was won by Gary Baguley helming his 52 foot masthead sloop, “El Coyote”. There were 12 competitors in the class. Second was David Bell’s “Magic Roundabout”, and third, “Dynamite”, helmed by owner, Brad Kirk.

“Gulf Charters 1” was victorious in the Platu racing class.

Wrapping up the last races of the season this week the Offshore Cruising Division title went to Andrew Watts sailing his Jeanneau 36, “Sansanuk”.
Second in this division was George Foose’s “Freewind”, and third was Dick Sanders sailing his home-built, extended 26-footer, “Thai Raver”.
The Offshore Multhull Division was taken by David Race sailing his 28 foot Corsair, “Freee Wheeler”. A close second place was Bob Garner’s “Blade Runner IV”, and third position taken by Chris King sailing “Treasure Trove”.
And last but certainly not least, 24 entry fleet of the Platu Class was won convincingly by “Gulf Charters 1”, skippered by Ray Waldron. Second place was taken by Morten Jacobsen sailing “Emma Mathilde XX”. Third was “Puma” sailed by Kikuchi-San.
Last Saturday’s ‘decider’ races however produced no ‘decision,’ as not one competitor managed to make it around the course before the race officer called the whole thing off! So the previous month’s cumulative results applied.
The series, which has run throughout 2009, has seen a wide variety of winds from sometimes brisk south-westerlies, to soft northerlies and easterlies as the season began its annual change during September and October. All this has made the series interesting and challenging for skippers in all classes.
Competitors from Phuket and Samui who regularly participate in the racing all appreciate the convenience offered of being able to step on board, sail out of the Marina no more than half a mile, and be on an international standard sailing race course.
The next Ocean Marina series commences on Saturday 17th January 2010.


City continue their winning run

MBMG International League Div 1 and Div 2

Paul Frain
Pattaya City took on 7th placed Anatolia last weekend in a Division 1 fixture and nearly took the lead in the first minute when a free kick from Dipita’s hit the bar and rebounded to safety. With the wind in Anatolia’s favour in the first half, long shots were the order of the day but they were wild and way off target.
City took advantage of their opponents wayward finishing and a poor back pass to their keeper saw City’s Pierre Ndjanna nip in to score a simple goal and give Pattaya the lead. City were now playing the better football and it was no surprise when they went 2-0 up with a goal from Earnest Dipita, who beat two defenders before prodding the ball home.
Chances went begging with City bombarding the Anatolia goal and the only way City could be stopped was the Anatolia defense playing an effective offside trap. Half time came with City leading 2-0.
The second half carried on the same way as the first, with City’s keeper not having a save to make. Another bad clearance by the Anatolia defense cleared the ball only to Pierre Ndjanna who just had to tap the ball into an empty net to make it 3-0 to City.
The match continued in this vein and a rasping shot from Mark Brittain hit the back of the net to make it 4-0. With 15 minutes remaining Anatolia scored two late goals within three minutes due to defensive mix-ups, but could not score again to earn them a point.
A superb win for FC Pattaya
FC Pattaya gained a hard fought victory in Division 2 against run away leaders Siam Celtic, who were unbeaten before this match. After their victory against Pickled Liver, which has given FC a lot of confidence and moved them from the bottom of the league, they were in determined mood when they took on the league leaders.
The match was hard but FC produced their top form and scored twice, only to find at half time that the scores were level at 2-2. FC carried on with their match day plan and scored their winner well into the second half to earn a great result and a 3-2 victory. This win shows that FC are becoming a force to be reckoned with in the second division and the title is not yet out of reach.
Note: If there are any football players who would like a game with FC Pattaya please ring Stuart on 085 287 8885.


Pattaya hotelier represents Thailand at the Ironman World Championships

Woodlands Hotel & Resort’s General Manager, Stephane Bringer recently competed with the world’s best triathletes at the Ironman World Championship 70.3 in Clearwater Beach, Florida, USA by proudly representing Thailand.

Stephane Bringer at the Ironman World Championship 70.3 in Clearwater Beach, Florida, USA.

The Ironman World Championship 70.3 is held every year in Florida USA with a field of 2,000 athletes from over 50 different countries. Athletes willing to compete in this prestigious event must qualify at one of several Ironman races held throughout the world. An Ironman 70.3 comprises of a challenging 1.9km swim, a 90km bike ride and a 21.1km run, which Stephane managed to complete in 4hrs.42min.12 sec. It is with pride that Woodlands, Pattaya City and Thailand were represented at this year’s event.


Satit School tennis talent

N. Choochai
Sylvester Alamdar is taking Pattaya’s tennis scene by storm.

Sylvester Alamdar (left) is congratulated by Satit School Headmaster, Peter French, on his victory at the ‘Siam Bayshore Tennis Tournament’.
The first tennis tournament of Pattaya-tennis.com Men’s Circuit held on 31st October – 2nd November 2009 featured 48 men tennis players from Pattaya and surrounding proveniences. Sylvester played a convincing final match and won, 6:3, 6:3.
The tennis season has only just started for Sylvester who has also been selected to play in the PTT Junior Masters Cup. He has the potential and natural talent to go all the way. It is hoped that this solid start to his career will help him to fulfill his potential of winning future grand slam tournaments and become a world champion one day.


Sharpshooter Smyth sets his sights on top spot

PSC golf from The Outback Golf Bar

Joey’s column
Monday, Nov. 16, Burapha - Stableford
Forty-four Outbackers played the A & B course today from the blue markers; it was fun for some and hard work for others but the course was in magnificent condition. It played long, especially the holes into the wind like A8 & A9 followed by B1, but the scores were quite good surprisingly enough.
There was a special prize today, a nearest the pin sponsored by the “Good Time Anything” bar in second road (opposite Soi Honey), the new guvner is only the Rosco man, so the first winner was quite appropriately, Paul Greenaway.
There were three divisions, all with 14 people in each division, yes that’s right - as there were two non-competition cards. The winner today in Div A (0–13) was Dave Shotton with 39 points, ahead of Kev Moraghan (38pts), Steve Budrys (37pts) and Bob Philp (36pts).
Div B (14-17) ended up as a dead heat between Bruce Milner and Steve Plant as the count back was identical. Third place went to Pete Stonebridge in another, this time three-way count back, one of whom was Bob Lindborg, all with 34 points and both Pete and Bob off h’cap 16.
The Div C winner was Ivan Plunkett who played off the wrong handicap (18 instead of 19) but still won by a mile with 39 points, from a new man on the block, Carl Gorman (36pts) and in third was Pottsy (33pts) who had commented before, “I’m only here for the beer, I won’t win anything”. Coming last but not least was the cigarette and lighter borrower, John Spiller.
There were five ‘2’s today from Dion Lane, Mo Sadiq, Bruce McAdam, Bob Philp and Dave Boran who is going home and donated his ‘2’s money to the girl’s tip jar. Many thanks from the girls Dave and safe travelling mate, see you at Xmas.
Div A (0-13)
1st Dave Shotten (7) 39pts
2nd Kevin Moraghan (13) 38pts
3rd Steven Budrys (12) 37pts
4th Bob Philp (7) 36pts
Div B (14-17)
1st Steve Plant (14) 36pts
1st Bruce Milner (14) 36pts
3rd Peter Stonebridge (16) 34pts
4th Bob Lindborg (16) 34pts
Div C (18+)
1st Ivan Plunkett (19) 39pts
2nd Carl Gorman (18) 36pts
3rd Campbell Potts (18) 33pts
4th John Spiller (23) 32pts
Tuesday, Nov. 17, Pattaya Country Club – Stableford
Twenty-one Outbackers made the short journey across the 36 to Pattaya Country Club and like most courses it is getting busier, however we were checked in quickly by the efficient staff and we were away on our allotted time with no ‘extras’ at the 10th and rounds of just over 4 hours. The course had benefited from the overnight rain and the greens were speedy. There were a number of new faces today who joined us for the Outbackers regular outing at this friendly course.
With 21 players (and no ‘2’s!) it was two divisions with four places in each.
The story in the ‘A’ Division (0-18), and indeed the story of the day, was the 44 points achieved by Vincent Smyth playing off 13. This would be a great score at any time but it was only Vincent’s fourth game in the last six months after a serious eye injury followed by surgery and he is still receiving treatment. Well done Vincent and good luck with your new handicap!
David Day (17) has been a regular Outbacker for a while and is now a ‘local lad’ and his 40 points would normally have secured top spot but today he had to settle for second place. Two regulars filled the last places with Aussie, Chris Fletcher (9) 39 points taking third and Frank O’Neill (16) fourth with 35.
Top spot in ‘B’ Division (19+) went to today’s organiser ‘Chad’, Barry Chadbourn (19) with 39 points (it must be the hat) followed by his Aussie mate and playing partner, Geoff Moodie (25) with 33 points. It was count back for third and fourth, with both Bill Waring (19) and Don Tyldsley (29) having 31 points and it was Bill who pipped Don.
The Outback play at Pattaya Country Club each Tuesday with a tee time of 09.30 and the presentation at the Outback, an hour after the last group come in, leaving plenty of time to discuss the round in detail!
Div A (0-18)
1st Vincent Smyth (13) 44pts
2nd David Day (17) 40pts
3rd Chris Fletcher (9) 39pts
4th Frank O’Neill (16) 35pts
Div B (19+)
1st Barry Chadbourn (19) 37pts
2nd Geoff Moodie (25) 33pts
3rd Bill Waring (19) 31pts
4th Don Tyldsley (29) 30pts
Wednesday, Nov. 18, Phoenix - Stableford
The popularity of this course never diminishes as 27 Outbackers enjoyed the Lake & Ocean nines. Bruce Milner was the star of the show, as he has been round this course before, with today’s top score of 40 points, winning Div A comfortably by three from Shin Akatani & Rich Montana, both with 37 points. Well played and welcome back to both of you.
John O’Keefe stole the Div B honours by a whisker from newcomer Kung, each with 34 points, with the local resident pair of Harvey & Orowan just one point behind.
Welcome back also to Bobby Driggs and ‘hello’ to some newcomers, Sean, Rob & Dave.
There was a ‘jackpot 2’ today, scooped by the lady newcomer, Kung.
Div A (0-16)
1st Bruce Milner (14) 40pts
2nd Shin Akatani (14) 37pts
3rd Rich Montana (14) 37pts
4th Dion Lane (9) 36pts
Div B (17+)
1st John O’Keefe (17) 34pts
2nd (Kung) Maliporn (24) 34pts
3rd Harvey Samuel (19) 33pts
4th Orowan Sodok (27) 33pts
Friday, Nov. 20, Khao Kheow - Stableford
The Outback’s second visit to Khao Kheow as the regular Friday slot attracted some 43 Outbackers to play this great course. Given the trickiest two (C & A) of the three nines, with the wind blowing like hell, the writing was already on the wall for many that the scores were not going to be high.
The course was once again in magnificent condition and starting on C on time, the Pro came out to see that all were being looked after properly. The tee shots on this par 5 starting hole were quite comical to watch, as players were trying hard not to go in the water with the wind blowing straight right to left across the fairway but the number of balls that stayed right, ending up OB, was huge.
The pace of play was good, everybody getting round in under four and a half hours but as expected the scores remained mainly on the low side, however there were one or two bright spots as some handled the conditions better than others. Capt’ Bob was not one them (brighter spots that is) with only 9 points on the first nine holes. There were some people from Geralton in the wild west of Aussie who joined us today, you wouldn’t see better good natured banter from these close friends anywhere else and it continued later, back at the bar.
Top score of the day was Bill Bishop (39pts), great golf in these conditions, to comfortably win Div B by four from Bruce Milner (35pts). Other good scores came from Mark Reid (35pts) winner of Div A, and the Sugarman (35pts) winner of Div C.
There were six ‘2’s from Rob Earle, Bernie Stafford, Bill Bishop, Mark Rossiter, Bruce Milner & Sean Miley
Div A (0-13)
1st Reid Mark (11) 35pts
2nd Richard Cook (12) 33pts
3rd Dwayne Crabb (4) 33pts
4th Kevin Moraghan (13) 32pts
Div B (14-18)
1st Bill Bishop (17) 39pts
2nd Bruce Milner (14) 35pts
3rd Phil Waite (14) 33pts
4th David Day (17) 31pts
Div C (19+)
1st Sugar Ray Handford (19) 35pts
2nd Bruce McAdam (21) 30pts
3rd Rob Earl (19) 28pts
4th Ivan Plunkett (19) 27pts
Note: If you played this course, the Outback would like you to comment on our forum, outbackchat – topic, “course reviews”, which can be found on our website, www.outbackgolfbar.com. This would help others as to the current condition of the courses in the area. For example: value for money (green fee & cart etc), pace of play, condition of the fairways, condition of the greens, caddies, and drink stops & restaurant. Even if you played a different course, please send in your review for all to read. The more the merrier.
The Outback Golf Bar is situated about 6km from Sukhumvit Road along Soi Siam Country. All are welcome to come and join us for a beer and a hit. Just call in and put your name down.


Saveall gets the winning feeling at Greenwood

PSC Soi Khao Noi Golf Group

Tuesday, Nov. 17, The Emerald (White tees) - Stableford
Arriving promptly for our 08:30 first tee time the starter was easily able to accommodate our unexpected extra group. We all had a good day with Willy Nachbur winning the B Division (H/C 16 and up) with 34 points, putting Neil into second on count-back. David Johnson was third on 33 points and Mick Benton fourth with 31.

A Division winners this week: Roddo (left) and Cliff Saveall (right).

There were no ‘scorchers’ in the A Division with Roddo winning the pool with 36 points followed by Cliff Saveall with 35, Mats Hansson 33 and Mike King 32.
The average score of 30.5 points was lower than that usually returned at this course perhaps due to the extreme humidity and heat which preceded the thunder storm that arrived in the evening.
Thursday, Nov. 19, Greenwood C & A (White tees) - Stableford
Greenwood is always a popular venue for this group. The trouble (if we can call it that) is as said before – ‘there are no bad golf courses in the local area, only some that are better than others!’
The cut for the B Division was a lower than usual 14 and up which let Mike Jackson slip in and nab first place with 32 points. Neil was runner-up for the second time in the week on 31 but reversed the order on Tuesday with Willy Nachbur who came third with 30 points and Jim Walton was fourth with 30 points.
In the A Division our low handicap man Cliff Saveall maintained his good form and won with 34 points, putting David Clamp into second spot on count-back. Dennis Jaycock was fourth with 33 points whilst Mike King matched his fourth place on Tuesday with 31 points.
Despite the huge temperature drop easing playing conditions tremendously the average score was only 28.4 points which is low for this course.
Aka O’Reilly returned from up country a wiser man about female and male friendships. His wife didn’t come home one night and so he phoned ten of her best friends and none of them confessed to knowing anything about it. This after when the last time Aka didn’t come home one night his wife phoned ten of his best friends and seven confirmed that he had slept over and three of them said he was still there.
Note: Any golfers seeking to play with our group that wish to know about the group’s format please phone Neil on 089 511 0575.


A close call with the sand trap

PSC golf from the Three Sisters Bar

A sign at the Pattaya Country Club sign-in desk advised that the greens of holes 1 through 9 would be undergoing sand improvement work. That was today, November 18. Well the Three Sisters Group must live right as only the number one green was sanded but next to each of the next 8 greens was a formidable pile of pure white sand just waiting to be applied. The unsanded greens were just fine although today’s scores did not reflect it.

Wednesday’s winner Herbie Ishinaga (left) with second placed Arnold VanDerGraff.

As the cards were tallied at Caddy Shack II, Herbie Ishinaga was found to have come in with a 34 followed by our returning seafarer, Arnold VanDerGraff with a 33. The remainder of the field trailed down to a lowly 15, who is only returning to the game because of a successful 15 foot putt on #18.
Herbie again provided various snacks as well as the regular and spicy hot dogs. Ample liquid refreshment was made available.”


He’s a ‘Saint’ not a sinner

PSC golf from The Golf Club

Monday, Nov. 16, Green Valley - Stableford
1st Bob St Aubin (12) 40pts
2nd Peter Le Noury (10) 38pts
3rd Jeff Cordiero (7) 37pts
Our usual Monday fixture saw us again tackle Green Valley, in some unseasonably hot weather. It was another good turn out, mostly with regulars, but there was a sprinkling of visitors also. We welcomed back Mike Frizzell and ‘Blackpool’ John Warren, as well as new boy Steve Walters. Good to see Mike renewing his friendship and verbal battles with J.E.

‘Saint’ Bob celebrates at the Golf Club.

There are times when the Valley throws up some tough challenges but today wasn’t one of them. Over half of today’s field either bettered or exceeded their handicaps and the rest were pretty close too. There had been some comments in recent days about the greens being heavily sanded but, in fairness, this was not the case and, yes, even though it did play fairly placidly, it would have been unfair for anyone to criticize unduly today.
Amongst the also-rans today were Henry O’Brien, Bob Fagan, Nigel Flanagan, Grant Cadell, Bob Newell and Steve Mulberry. All posted decent scores but unless you are in the high 30’s you won’t be featuring in the places. One other notable was last month’s Medal winner Brad Sproxton: only 32 points but 3 birdies and 12 Singhas. Now that’s good shooting!
The hobbling Jeff Cordiero, injured in softball training, captured third spot with his 37. Jeff has been a little off the pace in the last couple of weeks but he’s too good a player to stay down for long, even with a dodgy leg! Next up was Peter Le Noury with 38 points. Whilst he’s in town Peter must be one of the most active players around, rarely does he miss a day, and he is frequently in the money. There was however a little whisper of a bit of club-throwing. Tut-tut Pete!
The day belonged though to Bob St Aubin. His excellent 40 points included a fabulous 37 shots on the back and big smiles all night. A happier winner would have been hard to find. A generous bell-ring of tequilas followed at the Golf Club while we all sat through a very interesting shot by shot analysis. Seriously mate, well done!
Wednesday, Nov. 18, Eastern Star - Stableford
1st Bob Newell (6) 34 pts
2nd Ed Wyckoff (12) 34pts
Only a small group travelled to take on the challenge of Eastern Star and, in my opinion, with the wind blowing hard as it was today, a challenge it is. The par 3’s in particular are as tough a group of holes as you will find anywhere, which provoked great debate back in the bar. Emerald was mentioned to rival them but I feel the 16th kills the argument. There were others mentioned too, it would be interesting to see what others can come up with.
It puzzles me somewhat why this particular course is not more greatly supported. Okay, earlier in the year it was in poor condition but that’s not the case now. I’ll also concede that at 1,000 baht green fee it’s not the cheapest around but for a change of venue and a one-off it’s well worth playing. Alternatively let me know were you do want to play and I’ll book them up, simple as that!
We had millionaires golf today and what a treat it was. At last, here in Pattaya, we managed to play a round of golf in something like a respectable time, not the usual (and becoming the norm) four and a half to five hour slog. As a walking 4-ball and not all youngsters or low handicappers I might add, we knocked it round in less than three and a half hours! An absolute pleasure and a really enjoyable day.
Helping make our day even more pleasant was the company of a couple of Swiss gentlemen, Otti Schmid and Ed Husler, with stories and anecdotes galore. Otti, in particular, is an extraordinary character. He was a pilot with Swiss Air for 30 years before retiring and then sailing around the world mostly single handed. Then he decided to write a book about his exploits and travels. A remarkable man and very interesting to listen to. Strange, though, that he could navigate a boat all around the world but couldn’t navigate a little white ball around the waters of Eastern Star!
Because of the small field only two places were up for grabs today. As so often happens we needed a count back to separate the top two, who both scored 34 points. The back 9’s were equal on 18 so we had to go to the back 6. Bob Newell’s 12 pushed Ed Wyckoff into second place with his 10 for the back 6.
Friday, Nov. 20, Bangpra - Stableford
1st Bob Fagan (18) 34pts
2nd Jeff Cordiero (7) 34pts
As with Wednesdays match at Eastern Star, today’s game at Bangpra produced two 34 point scores for top place, there, however, all similarities end.
The greens at E. Star, although running true, were ultra-slow, whilst at Bangpra they were lightening fast in comparison. Miss a fairway at the former – or the fringes of the green – and the lie was good and you had every chance to make a shot. At the latter that wasn’t always the case. The rough was thick and inconsistent. A missed fairway or green, even by just a couple of inches and more than likely you were dead! No shot whatsoever. We all look at the game of golf differently but to me that’s wrong; one cut of second rough is all that’s needed.
Considering those facts it was hardly surprising that scoring was poor. This course is tough enough as it is without these added problems and it certainly affected the day’s enjoyment for a number of the players.
One high spot, though, was the arrival of the new mini-bus! Now we arrive relaxed and fresh, so no excuses about being bounced around and crammed in like before.
As is par for the course now at the Golf Club, we had a real mix of nationalities again and it’s a real testament to what we are trying to achieve that everyone gets on so well. If you haven’t yet got down and played with us then why not pop along and sign up and see for yourself.
The winners today were Bob Fagan and Jeff Cordiero. Bob came out best on count back to take the win. Great to see Bob’s scores steadily getting better each week and also Jeff beginning to get back to his best.


Paddy hits his straps, and the road

PSC golf from Mulligans Lakeside

Tuesday, Nov. 17, Rayong C.C. - Stableford
Tuesday, and we had a good crew travel out to Rayong C.C. where the course gets better each visit, with greens grassing up, while rolling smoother & faster. The fairways have some roll on them also, we just have to hope they don’t return to the rock hard runways that used to be the curse of the old Great Lakes course.
As the headline indicates, it was the turn of Paddy Devereux (21) to get his game going with a fine, best of the day 38 points before heading off for some vocational duty. With 2 flights today (0-18) & (19+), Paddy was in control of the B Flight ahead of Jim Fortune (26) with 34. In the A Flight, first timer Charles Sheppard (17) fired a steady 37 points edging Jeff Wylie (7) into second with 36.
Technical prizes of Near Pins were picked up by Iain, Paddy, Darren & Tony, not too many conversions though. It was good to see regular visitors John & Darren Ottaway along with Zed & Graham join us for the week, too much holidaying for good golf, but good fun anyway.
Thursday, Nov 19, Pleasant Valley
Thursday saw 14 golfers travel north along Hwy 7 to Pleasant Valley, where we rolled up to the new clubhouse, with the balcony overlooking the course, a great vista. This course seems to alienate people, love it or hate it, with not much in between. I think it grows on you and if people can get past being beaten up by the course a few times, they will make a fairer judgement.
The course is ever improving, and today was the best condition I have seen it as the fairways continue to grow and the greens speed up. We played the Blue tees, with allowances made to the Whites on Holes 8 & 14, to avoid the longer carries (with no bailout areas), this can probably be tweaked elsewhere, but where do you draw the line between challenge for some and a chore for others?
In first place today was Jeff W (7) with 39 points (obviously coping with the challenge), followed in second by Dave Edwards (17) with 30, edging Bob Edwards (8), no relation, on a count back, while Keith Hudson picked up fourth with 28, again on a count back.
Technicals were shared amongst Paul, Dave & Nobby.
Mulligans LAKESIDE is hosting a charity day at Rayong C.C. on Thursday, 3rd December to celebrate John Chapman’s 60th birthday, with proceeds going to the Banglamung Boys Home. Cost is 1,700 baht which includes green & caddy fee, full breakfast at ML, evening presentation with buffet (for golfer and partner), and live music. It promises to be a great day, with loads of prizes and heaps of fun. If interested give us a call or drop out to ML.
Note: Mulligans Lakeside plays golf generally on Tuesday & Thursday (we sometimes change to accommodate a Thai Holiday). Presentations are made at the course on Tuesday, with Mulligans Lakeside hosting the Thursday presentation. For more details on scheduling etc, please call Jeff 089 094 1841 or Ray 081 935 8088.
Hope to see you there, Cheers & Good Golfing!


It’s Paul Robinson’s medal

PSC golf from Lewiinski’s

Sunday, Nov. 15, Green Valley - Monthly Medal
A Flight
1st Mark Wood (8) net 68
2nd Tom Byrne (13) net 68
3rd Ed Wyckoff (12) net 69
B Flight
1st Paul Robinson (20) net 66
2nd Peter Henshaw (16) net 68
3rd Bill Peach (19) net 70
Ladies Flight
1st Michele (17) net 70
Near Pins: No 2 Gavin Knox, No 9 Ted Lodge, No12 Bill Peach, No 16 Nok Sompan
A large turn out for today’s Monthly Medal was reduced by one after just three holes. Apparently ‘The Principal’ forgot to let the cat out, and had to make a hasty retreat home. Mind you he’d had his fair share of strokes by then anyway, or had he just run out of balls?

Paul Robinson.
Let’s talk about proper golfers now. Mark ‘Happy Shoes’ Wood mastered the big boys flight, posting a net 68 and so gaining the verdict in a count back over the unlucky Irishman Tom Byrne. Ed Wyckoff did the same to the ‘Medal specialist’ Chris Davisson and Ben Durham, as the cards showed all three knotted on a net 68.
There were no count backs in the junior flight: Englishman Paul Robinson, who works in China and hails from Sheffield, took the match and flight honors posting a superb net 66. Paul automatically gains entry to the gold medal to be held later in the year. Peter ‘The President’ came in two shots adrift for second, leaving third placed Bill Peach two shots further back.
Certainly not the card of the day, but easily the shot of the day was made by Colin ‘The Donkey’ as he shot his first ever par 5 eagle on the fourteenth hole. Congratulations Colin. One wonders if it is such a great achievement mind, as the aforementioned ‘Principle has recorded 5 eagles on the very same hole.
‘Michelle ma belle’ or so the Beatles sang was just sweet music to the ears of ‘the Mechanic’ as he reversed last week red flight places by a single shot, posting a fine net 70 despite Jum brandishing a new set of clubs.
Tuesday, Nov. 16, Royal Lakeside – Stableford
A Flight
1st Matt Doyle (12) 42pts
2nd Andrew Byrne (13) 40pts
B Flight
1st Geoff Kubas (20) 45pts
2nd Merle Humphries (17) 38pts
Geoff ‘Elvis’ Kubas left nothing to chance on this day as he surpassed the entire field by three clear points, and copped the top spot in B Flight. His 45 points earns him an immediate appointment with the handicap secretary. Merle Humphries, no stranger to the pay out counter, fired a solid 38 points for second place.
Back to that man Matt ‘Dillon’ Doyle, who with one game left before he returned to the Emerald Isle recorded a remarkable 42 points to win the A Flight. Two weeks ago that would have given him 50 points. Say no more! His buddy Andrew Byrne chased Matt all the way, failing by just two shots for second spot. Kevin Mcentee and Geoff Ives were watching in the wings, both garnering 38-point hauls.
Kevin Mcentee, Terry Mangan and Paul Robinson shared the twos pot
Wednesday, Nov. 18, Bangpra - Stableford
A Flight
1st Terry Mangan (11) 38pts
2nd Gavin Knox (9) 38pts
3rd Peter Hynard (12) 37pts
4th Geoff Ives (13) 34pts
B Flight
1st Gerry Rafferty (19) 38pts
2nd Jim Elphick (23) 36pts
3rd Dave Driscoll (15) 34pts
4th George Hayes (20) 33pts
A warm welcome always greets the Lewiinski’s group at Bangpra and today was no exception. A true test of golf was on the cards with 38 points needed to win either flight.
Irelands’ Terry Mangan won the senior flight on a count back over Scotland’s Gavin ‘Flight Lieutenant Knox’. As Sir Winston Churchill once almost said, “Never was so much owed to so many by one man.”
Gerry Rafferty made it a winning double for the Irish while Jim Elphick took second with an even par round. Dave Driscoll’s 34 points was good for third leaving George Hayes a shot back to fill the flight. Where’s Matt you might ask? Well I think a further two shot reduction in his handicap has at last caught up with him.
Eight ‘2’s were recorded; Terry Mangan and Colm Mullen bagged half of them.
Friday, Nov. 20, Treasure Hill - Stableford
A Flight
1st Andrew Byrne (12) 33pts
2nd Geoff Ives (13) 31pts
3rd Gavin Knox (9) 31pts
B Flight
1st Sim Davis (28) 33pts
2nd Geoff Kubas (16) 32pts
3rd Kurt-Eric Pearson (19) 32pts
U-G-L-Y - that is all that really needs to be said about this week’s effort at Treasure Hill: tight, unforgiving fairways that do little to support a slightly wayward golf ball. Twenty three golfers failed to register thirty-point returns; those left standing were led in A Flight by Irelands’ Andrew Byrne with a joint man of the match 33 points. Geoff Ives 31 points took second, with the aid of a count back over Gavin ‘The Brylcream boy’ Knox.
Sim Davis rarely leaves her old place of employment empty handed, she won a Donkey here one time (well his heart); today her 33 points was good for the B Flight honors. Elvis had a frog in his throat when he saw his new handicap, but still managed second place via a count back over Kurt-Eric Pederson who filled the podium.
Tore Ellassen and Patrick DeCourcy split a handy ‘2’s pot.
Note: Lewiinski’s is situated on Pattaya Land Soi 1, Beach Road Soi 13/3 near to Walking Street. Anyone wishing to play with us just pop in, and add your name to the list or call Colin on 089 026 0764. Transport is provided.


A ‘2’ to behold

Golf from the Travellers Rest

Saturday’s winners: Norman Cheetham, Brendan Moore,
Joe Kowalczyk and Phil Corbett.

Barry Hooper
I am always on the listen for a good story and this one is a corker. Brendan Moore was playing on Saturday at Crystal Bay, our second visit of the week and having it seems a very good day. Little did he know it was to get even better when he reached the par-three 16th. He admitted he did not play a great shot off the tee, leaving himself many few yards short. A chip required it seems and a chip is what he produced, although very unconventional. It apparently (and I have it on good authority) bounced off every mound between the take off and the green going at a fair rate of knots, hit the green, bounced once, hit the stick and went straight down into the hole. It seems that had the stick not intervened it would have still been going.
Who says you do not need a little bit of luck on occasions. But a ‘2’ is a ‘2’ and it was the only one on the day. To cop it all he actually was top man on the day with forty-two points.
Monday, Nov. 16, Crystal Bay A & B – Stableford
Div.1
1st Mike Sanders (7) 39pts
2nd Andrew Mellett (4) 38pts
3rd Mike Rushant (12) 36pts
Div.2
1st Terry Worth (14) 40pts
2nd Roger Wilkinson (15) 34pts
3rd Neil Allison (18) 33pts
The opening outing of the week was the first of our two visits to Chrystal Bay, and very good numbers took part so two full divisions.
Division one went to Mike Sanders with thirty-nine points, just the one up on Andrew Mellett in second and Mike Rushant was third with thirty-six.
Second Division honours belonged to Terry Worth with a great forty pointer and the highest on the day. Six points back at thirty-four was Roger Wilkinson and a further one back was Neil Allison in third.
Three ‘2’s all came at the fifteenth from Steve Carleton, Mike Sanders and Roger Wilkinson.
Tuesday, Nov. 17, Bangpra - Stableford
Div.1
1st Ian Bell (6) 35pts
2nd Mike Sanders (7) 35pts
3rd Brad Sproxton (12) 32pts
Div.2
1st Willy Wilcox (19) 37pts
2nd Neil Allison (18) 34pts
3rd Joe Kowalczyk (21) 32pts
Tuesday had us visit Bangpra and great participation so two full divisions.
Division 1 found Ian Bell with thirty five points on top, having played a better back nine by three than Mike Sanders and winning on count-back. Third was Brad Sproxton at thirty-four.
Division 2 had Willy Wilcox heading it with a thirty-seven pointer. In second place was Neil Allison at thirty-four and two further back in third was Joe Kowalczyk.
Six ‘2’s came from Mike Sanders, Joe Kowalczyk, Brad Sproxton, Ian Bell and two from Danny Whelan.
Thursday, Nov. 19, Phoenix Ocean & Mountain – Stableford
Div.1
1st Danny Whelan (14) 38pts
2nd Roger Wilkinson (15) 36pts
3rd Brendan Moore (12) 34pts
Div.2
1st Norman Cheetham (16) 36pts
2nd Willy Wilcox (19) 35pts
3rd LarsStrom (20) 35pts
Thursday was yet another visit to our regular venue of Phoenix where we had a very good turnout, so two full divisions.
Division 1 found Danny Whelan at the top with thirty-eight points followed home by Roger Wilkinson at thirty six. Brendan Moore was third at thirty-four.
Norman Cheetham was top man in Division 2 with thirty-six points, while just one back was Willy Wilcox after winning the count back over Lars Strom.
Six ‘2’s were recorded by Frank Kelly and Lars Strom at the seventh, Mike Sanders at the thirteenth and Steve Carlton, Danny Whelan and Willy Wilcox at the seventeenth.
Saturday, Nov 21, Crystal Bay B & C – Stableford
1st Brendan Moore (12) 42pts
2nd Joe Kowalczyk (21) 39pts
3rd Norman Cheethaml (16) 36pts
4th Phil Corbett (36) 35pts
5th Richard Moore (25) 35pts
Saturday and we had our second visit of the week to Crystal Bay with just the one division. And a high scoring day it proved to be, with Brendan Moore at forty-two points coming out the winner, a full three up on Joe Kowalczyk in second. Yet a further three back was Norman Cheetham in third and places were awarded down to fifth spot with Phil Corbett just edging out Richard Moore for fourth on count-back, both at thirty-five.
Just the one ‘2’ came from Brendan Moore (see article opening report).
Note: If you want any further information about the golf outings played by the TRGG please contact Fergus Brennan on 086 056 7019 or call in to the Travellers Rest in Soi LK Metro.


Per-Olav takes out November Monthly Mug

PSC golf from the Café Kronborg

Peter Blackburn
Monday, Nov. 16, Royal Lakeside – Stableford
Café Kronborg was starting to look like the old days as 28 keen golfers assembled there in readiness for the normal 08:15 departure to Royal Lakeside. A hearty welcome was given to Wolfgang Bade from Germany. Monday morning traffic slowed down the first part of our journey out of Pattaya but we were able to complete the journey in around 75 minutes.

Bjarne (right) presents The Cafe Kronborg Monthly Mug to Per-Olav Baarli.

Green fees were excellent value at 700 baht for a course that is always well maintained and picturesque. On the down side it was puzzling to see that our 7 groups were scheduled with another 4 groups to tee off at the same time of 10:00 from the first tee, but after all – TIT! The 4 other groups were allowed to hit off first, therefore, our first group got away at 10:20 (according to Marcel our official timekeeper).
It was very hot and humid and I had a feeling that it was going to be a struggle for myself after a couple of weeks in Perth in much cooler conditions. This proved to be the case as I faded badly over the last few holes. Not so some of the others though as there were some terrific scores recorded, particularly in A Flight.
The round was reasonably quick in four hours & twenty minutes which included a couple of much required drink breaks.
Two Flights of course with A Flight for handicaps 0 to 19 and B Flight for 20 and over. Rewards also for four nearest the pins and longest putts on the last holes of each nine.
One of my playing partners, Brian Gabe had 23 points at the turn so it was fairly obvious that he would have a place on the podium as he was playing so well and even though he managed to “wipe” the last hole he took out A Flight very comfortably. (The Admiral wished him well on his new handicap of 16 for his next game!) There was a three way count back for second with Per Anders Karlsen edging out Ernst Hansen (3rd) & Peter Hammond (4th).
Kenny Chung won the B Flight from Jean-Claude Lhoste in second place and Karen Brown in third. Alan Ewing beat John Herr on a count back for fourth place.
A Flight
1st Brian Gabe (18) 42pts
2nd Per Anders Karlsen (17) 38pts
3rd Ernst Hansen (17) 38pts
4th Peter Hammond (19) 38pts
B Flight
1st Kenny Chung (28) 38pts
2nd Jean-Claude Lhoste (23) 37pts
3rd Karen Brown (36) 35pts
4th Alan Ewing (25) 34pts
Near Pins: #3 Ronnie Ratte, #6 Kenny Chung, #12 Johan Reynisson, #15 Joe Vandervegan.
Long Putts: #9 Graham Buckingham, #18 Martyn Topham.
Thursday, Nov. 19, Phoenix, Mountain & Lakes - Monthly Mug/Stroke
As expected there was another excellent turnout for this popular event and 30 golfers departed Café Kronborg at 08:15 on the dot for the short drive to Phoenix. As our first tee off time was not until 10:00 we had plenty of time to relax and some of us spent half an hour or so on the putting green, sharpening our skills with the “short stick”.
The starter informed me that we were able to tee off earlier than scheduled and our first group was able to set off at 09:40. The conditions were absolutely perfect for golf – not too hot or humid with just a breeze to keep things comfortable and the course was as usual in tip top condition.
As expected my old mate Stu Rifkin, a double winner from last week, was struggling with the pressure of my return but offered the excuse of the lack of Heineken during the round. (He can’t say he wasn’t warned). There were no hold ups whatsoever and our round was completed in the very good time of four hours and twenty minutes including a couple of drink stops.
A Flight was for 0 to 18 and B Flight for handicaps 19 and over. Rewards were on offer for nearest the pins on all par threes and longest putts on Mountain hole 9 and Lakes hole 9.
It was a very close contest in A Flight and indeed for the Monthly Mug but Per-Olav Baarli took out the Mug by just 1 stroke. First place in A flight was Jan Slotten with yours truly one shot behind in second and Rob Brown finished third.
Another very close contest in B Flight with Mike Winfield being victorious ahead of Alan Ewing in second place. Leif Kirkgaard grabbed third place on a count back from Herb Schwieterman and Peter Hammond.
Monthly Mug
Per-Olav Baarli (18) Net 70
A Flight
1st Jan Slotten (15) Net 71
2nd Peter Blackburn (14) Net 722
3rd Rob Brown (8) Net T6
B Flight
1st Mike Winfield (21) Net 77
2nd Alan Ewing (25) Net 788
3rd Leif Kirkgaard (19) Net 79
Near Pins: M8 Ken Pickering, L2 Herb Schwieterman, L7 Stu Rifkin
Long Putts: M9 Stu Rifkin, L9 Leif Kirkgaard


Bartley’s the boy

PSC golf with the Phoenix Tuesday Group

Mike Gerrard
A strange thing happened today at the hallowed turf of Phoenix. With a full compliment of players booked in I was rather anxious that the course would be very busy and therefore slow today. None of it: all tees were clear by midday and no one behind us. After the busy period over the last two weeks it seemed like the Marie Celeste - deserted and ghostly.

Graham Dietrich (left) with Tuesday’s winner, John Bartley.

It was very hot with only a light wind, and this convinced a few of our guys to take a cart today (wish I had!)
Lakes and Ocean course was the challenge for the day and stableford was the format. Apart from a handful of good scores, and only two players hitting the par 3’s, the rest of the field had to rely on the good old lucky draw to try and get some reward back for their efforts. However, as stated many times, everybody wins in our group. After our traditional first drink free for returnees it was on to the presentation.
Winner today was the guy with a touch of the “auld Blarney” John Bartley with a very respectable 38 points. In second place (and God only knows how he got the halo around the top of his head) was Graham (Mr. consistent) Dietrich with 37 points, pushing the crafty Leprechaun, Hugh Byrne into third place on count back. Fourth position went to the now relaxed (after a shaky start with the group) Austin King with 33 points.
As said before only two technical prizes today which went to Graham Dietrich and Ken Akester.
Lucky draws went to Phil Kington, Mike Gerrard & Patrick Browne, with Bob Neylon getting the draw for a free complimentary drink from our hosts, the management of Toy’s Music Bar.
The timing of the weather was almost perfect when, after most of the group had returned to Toy’s Music Bar the sky went as black as I have ever seen it in Thailand and the storm hit us. Sadly one car load got stranded half way back from the course and had to abort their trip.
Next week is our monthly stroke play competition with first prize being bolstered by Trattoria Italiana donating a voucher for the restaurant and second prize being bolstered by Toy’s Music Bar with a bottle of something. Both these donations on top of the usual rewards for the day. Registration by phone only please - 087 091 7565.


Takeshi takes the plaudits

Jomtien Golf with the IPGC

Tuesday, Nov. 18, Crystal Bay – Stableford
Our third annual club championship, sponsored by Northern Thai Reality, was a 36-hole stableford competition spread over two days with individual contests as well on each day. Despite three late cancellations there were 49 out in the field today and a cool breeze blowing which upped the comfort factor for everyone.

Club championship winner Takeshi Hakozaki (right) is congratulated by runner up Neville Scurrell.

This course has improved over the past two weeks, so we had been told, and there was certainly plenty of run on the fairways, so some high scores were expected.
In Division 3, Nar Hector took first place with a remarkable of 41 points, followed by Heikki Tehro with 36 and Barry Rawlinson in third place with 34 points. Jim Connelly won Division 2 with 39 points, 5 ahead of Cully Monks in second and Jean Morel was one point further behind in third. Another 41 point score won the premier flight for Mam Morel; Takeshi Hakozaki took second with 39 points and in third place was Rob Lamond who beat Paul Butler on a back nine count back after they both scored 38.
Jules at Sportarama in View Talay 1 sponsored a separate near pin in three shots competition and prizes were picked up by Peter Pedder, Jim Connelly and Darren Steffes. The ladies tipple for the worst misdemeanour of the day was awarded to a certain person who came off the last green on the front nine, the B course, and went to the first tee on the B course to play the next nine. Well done Cully Monks!
Near Pins: Pranee Bosset, Takeshi Hakozaki (2), Raivo Velsberg, Fred Duffy, Gordon Everingham, Martin Holland, Jean Morel and Miss Noi.
2’s: Paul Butler, Fred Duffy and Nar Hector
Long Drive: Takeshi Hakozaki, Gordon Everingham, Gerhard Gigla and Nar Hector
Wednesday, Nov. 18, Green Valley – Stableford
The second round of the club championship at Green Valley saw a gentle breeze coming in from the north, making the playing conditions ideal.
As in most competitions the best scores go out last so the leading two ladies and two gents were in the twelfth group. As the cards were returned to the clubhouse, the ‘2’s in division 1 were mounting up to an extraordinary level, in the end there were 9 in this division, never seen before since we started four years ago.
In Division 3 in the stableford, Roy Mann won with 36 points, Miss Noi was second with 33 and Barry Rawlinson beat Marty Aronson 17/16 on a back nine count back to take third place after they both came in with 32points.
Neville Scurrell’s 43 points was unbeatable in Division 2 with Joe Kubon second on 39 and Jean Morel third with 38. In form Takeshi Hakozaki took podium position in Division 1 with 41 points, beating Harry Riley into second place by 5 points and in third place there were four contenders but Rob Lamond’s 20 on the back nine beat Arvo, Bill and Raivo.
With the high scores coming through in all divisions today, nobody could guess the winning score or pick the winner, and we kept them guessing until the presentation. In fifth place with 72 points was Raivo Velsberg, while Jim Connelly lost out to Rob Lamond on a 34/35 back round count back after they both finished with 73 points. In second place on 74 points was Neville Scurrell and with no ladies in the reckoning, Takeshi Hakozaki won the championship with 80 points, well done Takeshi!
Rob Lamond, Jim Connelly and Roy Mann picked up the nearest the pin in three shots prizes, kindly sponsored once again by Jules at Sportarama. The longest drive prizes on the 4th hole, sponsored by Richman Poorman guesthouse and restaurant, were won by Rob Lamond, Tony Duthie, Barry Rawlinson and Pranom Foster.
Many thanks go to Northern Thai Reality for sponsoring the two days and due to work commitments John Seymour was unable to attend. We would like to thank Paul Sutton and Del Holman for presenting the prizes on his behalf.
We would also like to thank Jules for supplying the food and Alan Rose from OASIS- AWG for his contribution and Alan Duckett from the Windmill restaurant in Soi 5.
Near Pins: Arvo Hiller, Takeshi Hakozaki, Rob Almond, Peter Pedder, Terry Cowell, Tony Duthie, Evan Millar, Jean Morel, Roy Mann and Tom Novak (2).
Long Putts: Mam Morel, Gordon Everingham and Barry Rawlinson
Friday, Nov. 20, Eastern Star – Stableford
Back to a realistic and comfortable figure of 28 players today at Eastern Star where Harry Riley came in with 41 points to win Division 1 ahead of a bemused looking Georges Faber on 38 points. Mikael Andersson was back in third place with 36 points.
Miss Noi won Division 2 with 35 points, beating Jim Lane by 1 point, who himself won a count back on 21/20 against Miss Nang.
There were four rollovers in the 2’s in Division 1 but no takers today so another rollover till next week. Tom Novak birdied the 13th to take the only prize in Division 2.
Near pins went to Mikael Andersson (2), Henning, Harry Riley, Miss Nang, Miss Nit and Miss Tar.


Warberg sails home at Navy

PSC golf from Tropical Bert’s

Thomas Cotton &
Derek Brook
Tuesday, Nov. 17, Rayong C.C. - Stableford
The really interesting thing about Rayong (formerly Great Lakes) is how you get there. There are a set of instructions whereby you go up HWY 36 until the traffic light, turn left then turn right at the flashing yellow light and then turn left at the bunch of flags and go down the road until you see the big green marker on your right. That usually does the trick, but then when you go home, the left-right-left, becomes right-left-right and sometimes you can get mixed up and end up in Cambodia, which is not a place you want to go this month.

Tuesday’s top four: Rob Brown, Paul Brown, Bill Knight and Peter Whitehead.

Well, the club’s facilities are not the greatest, but the course layout isn’t too bad and the green fees quite affordable, so we are getting a good turnout there and this day the Mulligan’s Bar bunch were there ahead of us with their own little competition.
The weather was fine, although it did seem a touch tropical, which I’m sure wasn’t regretted by those snow birds who are augmenting our numbers. It turned out to be a day for the Ozzies, who took first and third place and then the Scots and the near-Scots in second and fourth. Bill Knight, with his inscrutable Mona Lisa-like smile exalted over us all. If only Leonardo could have been there to capture the moment.
1st Bill Knight, 41pts
2nd Rob Brown 36pts
3rd Peter Whitehead 36pts
4th Paul Brown 35pts
Near Pins: Mashi Kenata, Les Charles, Kevin Dinan
Long Putts: Dick Warberg, TC
Friday, Nov. 20, Plutaluang - Stableford
Wow! What a great day with cooler temperatures, lower humidity, and no rain in sight. Such was this day as golfers assembled at Tropical Bert’s for breakfast. Unlike the last time we visited this course, no rain showers appeared and we were ready to go on the south nine half an hour early. The course was found in very good condition and our pace of play on the south was good.
The only flaw in the day was the starter inserting a few groups ahead of us as we made the turn to the east nine. We ended up with all four of our groups waiting on the par 3 E-2 and we were thinking that the next eight holes would be played at a snails pace. We were proved wrong as once we were through the par 3, there was little waiting on any other tee. If we make it through high season with rounds no slower than this day, we will be lucky for sure.
Scorecards were gathered and tallied in the club house and it was evident that the majority of the players enjoyed the course and the day as the majority of the scores were in the 30 - 36 range. Very good for this course which is on the upper end of the difficulty scale of the courses we play. One player, however, completely out did himself and played well under his handicap. All are sure the handicap committee will give him his due when the handicaps are next published.
Back at Tropical Bert’s most settled into a plate of fish and chips along with something to temper their thirst and await the final results. With cries of “Cut, Cut, Cut” the results were announced as follows:
1st Dick Warberg (19) 44pts
2nd Rob Brown (8) 36pts
3rd Steve Hamstad (12) 36pts
Near Pins: Rob Brown, Daryl Evans, Steve Hamstad, Karen Brown


The Commander is the Master

IPGC golf from The Haven

Monday, Nov. 16, The Emerald - Stableford
1st Geoff Picken 44pts
2nd Sid Ottaway 40pts
3rd Brian Kelly 38pts
4th Rodney Nabbe 38pts
5th Bob Heath 35pts
6th Alan Griffiths 35pts
It is not often that an over 42 is returned out of The Haven, but for the second week running it occurred when Geoff Picken returned a lifetime best of eight under his handicap, and it could have been so much better as he went out in a gross 39 off his old handicap of 21 to amass 25 points. This consisted of 6 pars and 3 bogeys, he then started back with two more pars on holes 10 and 11 and a bogey on 12 with 2 shots, before the enormity of his performance became apparent and he then subsided, managing only ten points over the last six. But it still remained a great round to remember and a memory to put away in the Commander’s cuddy.
Sid Ottaway must have thought he would be carrying off the day’s top honours with his four under round but, in the face of such a round from Geoff, he had to be satisfied with second place but could also look back on a fine performance on the day.
Brian Kelly just got the better of Rodney Nabbe for third by a margin of 20 to 18 on the count back, with Bob Heath again getting a mention ahead of Alan Griffiths by virtue of a better 13 to 12 on the back six after they had tied the nine at 19 a piece.
There were no 2’s in the second division, but Rodney Nabbe added to his day’s haul with the only one in the first division.
Before presenting the prizes The Doc welcomed back Paul Hartley and gave a sad farewell to Trevor Schirmer who will be sorely missed both in his on course organising capacity and his presence at the bar, post game.
Wednesday, Nov. 18, Green Valley - Stableford
Div.1 (0-16)
1st Alan Howell 39pts
2nd Alan Griffiths 36pts
3rd Bob Heath 35pts
4th Yasuo Suzuki 34pts
5th Russell Exley 34pts
Div.2 (17+)
1st Stephen Lewis 39pts
2nd Kazuhiko Asada 36pts
3rd B.J. Smith 36pts
Another large turn out determined that there should be two divisions with the cut moving out to 16 from the norm of 15.
Alan Howell made it back to the top of the first division podium with a very tidy three under handicap to lead in Alan Griffiths, playing once again to his new handicap and just pipping Bob Heath, in third, by a single shot.
Bob Heath needed a count back from the original card as his marker had inadvertently scored the card back to front with the marker’s score in the player’s slots and visa versa, causing a certain amount of hand wringing at the scorers desk. This ended in yet another disappointment for Yasuo and the tour as they had to repay the amount which had already been credited to the tour account. Regular readers will understand how difficult the jemmying out was from the claw like grip of the fund treasurer.
Rod Howett and Richard Dobson shared the roll over pool in the second division 2’s and Grant Cadell, Alan Griffiths and Russell Exley, with two, and Tony Barritt also with two shared the first division.
Back at The Haven there was a welcome for new member Kazuhiko Asada and also welcome backs to Kaneo Watanabe and Toshio Kasuya who made up the balance of the “YaKaToKa Tours” group led as usual by their intrepid leader Yasuo and to Brian Randall and Bob Morrissey.
There was also farewells to George Oakley and Bob Heath, previously incorrectly referred to as Captain 2000 when it should have been 2003, as born out by the embroidery emblazoned on his underpants, both of whom had been on an early scouting trip in advance of the South Herts team due in March to attempt once again to get their hands on the Challenge Trophy, a task that has proven to be slightly beyond them up to now.
Friday, Nov. 20, Khao Kheow - Stableford
1st Ole Stamnes 33pts
2nd Rodney Nabbe 32pts
3rd Kazuhiko Asada 29pts
With over 30 regulars playing in the Steve Donovan Memorial Tournament, it was a much smaller group than usual that left for Khao Kheow to take on the B and C course from the yellow tees. As the C course yellows have now been extended, this combination now measures almost 6,600 yards and is a serious test of golf at any time, but with the wind gusting to Force 4 on the “Commanders Scale”, the Captain being one of those engaged elsewhere, it became an almost impossible task to play within the buffer zone. This was confirmed as the CSS moved out to 75 and the event became non-counting for upward review.
In view of that, Ole Stamnes first win of the year was not lessened at all in value due to the lower turnout but could be considered even more meritorious in the prevailing weather conditions and course set up.
Rodney Nabbe ensured a good farewell as he prepared to leave for Oz in his last Thailand round for a while, with a strong second place that lost some of its direction as he was busy with his job of photographing most of the holes to take back to Sydney to show those who are currently unable to see for themselves what they are missing.
Kazuhiko notched up his second podium placing of the week to add to the tours slush fund as they readied themselves for the weekend long party under the guidance of the chief lemming.
There were no 2’s in either division partly due to the position of the tees and partly the speed of the greens which caught out many of the hopefuls in their quest for glory.
Rod Nabbe was given a farewell as he left for Sydney with a full camera.


Bridge in Paradise: by Neil Robinson

Last week’s column was about the forcing defence.  Whenever you have four trumps (or you believe your partner has), then the best line of defence is often a forcing one.  You try to find the partnership’s best suit and force declarer to ruff in the hand with the long trumps.  The purpose is to shorten declarer’s trump holding to the same as yours.  Even better if you can reduce declarer’s holding to less than yours - then you are in control of the hand.  The deal below is another example of a forcing defence.  With neither side vulnerable and North dealing, this was the bidding:

North   East        South     West

1C         P              1S            2D

2S         P              4S            All pass

Imagine you are sitting West.  Your hand and dummy are shown below:

             S: KQ98

             H: QJ72

             D: 73

             C: KJ2    

S: A532

H: 85

D: AKQ105

C: 94                    

This is a fairly easy hand to force with because you have four trumps and a strong suit.  You lead three rounds of high diamonds.  You win the first two tricks.  On the third round, dummy ruffs and both declarer and partner follow suit.  Declarer then tries to draw trumps.  Partner follows to the first round and discards on the second.  Now you know that South only had four trumps.
As long as you resist taking your ace of trumps until the third round, you have defeated the contract.  If declarer takes a third round of trumps, then you win the ace and lead another diamond.  Dummy has no more trumps, so declarer is forced to ruff in hand with his last spade.  Now, you have the only remaining trump.  You can ruff in on clubs or hearts and cash your last diamond.  The contract goes down two.  If declarer does not take a third round of trumps, then you can use your low trump to ruff and you still have the ace of trumps to make sure the contract goes down.  Either way, the forcing defence kills the contract.
Please send me your interesting hands at: [email protected].


Here come the Marines

Pattaya Sports Club Bowling League

200 Bowlers: Antero, Sue, Rich and Nok.

The U.S. Marines team moved into first place after winning all four points from Canada. Joe Ferral led the Marines with a 520 series and Somrak had a 508. Sue Murphy bowled a 204 game, 512 series and Tue Pettae had a 511 for Canada.
Antero Ronkainen bowled a 202 game, 537 series and Ooy Pluemkamon had a 524 to lead Café Ole to a three point win over Green Tree. Noodle Russell bowled a 514 series for Green Tree. Sabai Sabai Friday meanwhile moved into third place after winning three points from Indiana. Nok Kennedy bowled games of 191, 213 and 192 for a 596 series for Sabai. La Montgomery had a 512 for Indiana.
In other results, Mai Munsitha rolled a 518 series to lead Jack Tar to a two and one half point win over Bavaria and Brother D won three points from VFW Post 9876: Rich Montana having just returned from his annual trip to the U.S. bowled games of 171, 213 and 189 for a 573 series. Tui Amphanon bowled a 506 for VFW.