AUTO MANIA

by Dr. Iain Corness
 

Hungarian GP this weekend

Hungaroring

As a racing venue, Hungary has a long history, with its first GP run in 1906, and regular events in Budapest since 1926. Built with state backing, and laid out in a natural amphitheatre, the Hungaroring opened in 1986 and attracted an estimated 200,000 spectators. Though the event was well organized, and the hosts very appreciative, it was felt that the 4 km Hungaroring had been laid out more in the style of a twisty street circuit rather than a bespoke road track. There were few opportunities for overtaking, though things were eased from 1989 when a tight corner was by-passed and the lap distance became slightly less than 4 km. However, it remains a circuit that is not high on any of the drivers’ lists, unless you are after a piece of quick action behind the pits, as the Hungarian government actually erected (nice word in the sex scene) some mobile brothels a couple of years ago (sponsored by Viagra?). I think they are still in use today!
With Jenson Button having kept the lead in the world championship, there has been a huge contingent of Brits crossing the channel and headed for Hungary. If Button can keep it all together, and avoid any clumsy attempts at overtaking by his whining team mate, or the Red Bulls on the charge, he will be difficult to beat, though the sheer speed of the Red Bulls is something which might spoil the Brawn plans.
I will be watching from my favorite roost at Jameson’s Irish Pub on Soi AR (next to Nova Park) and the racing begins at 7 p.m. but check your local TV feed. We get there early and have something to eat and wet the whistle before the racing begins. Why don’t you join me at around 6 p.m. for a natter and some food (the carvery is great value) and then sit down for the Grand Prix.


The Viper has survived
I have always been a great fan of the Dodge Viper. Two seats, a massive eight liter V10 engine delivering more horsepower than most people have ever experienced, brakes an optional extra, steering by worm and tiller, in reality hundreds of things wrong with the car, but a real hairy chested man’s car that produced awe in the passenger and delight for the driver.

The Dodge Viper lives again

With Chrysler, as we knew it, going down the gurgler and Fiat taking over the reins, there were thoughts voiced that the V10 monster would not fit in with a line-up that could include re-badged Fiat 500’s. However, the latest word is the snake has been given a reprieve and production of the Viper will continue, saving both the iconic name and the factory that makes it.
Chrysler had announced earlier this year that Viper production would stop this December unless a buyer for the sub-brand and plant could be found. However, there were no bids for either the brand or the factory and the “For Sale” sign was taken down by Chrysler.
Dodge brand president and chief executive Mike Accavitti said the Viper had successfully captured the hearts and imagination of performance enthusiasts around the globe. “We’re extremely proud that the ultimate American-built sports car with its world-class performance will live on as the iconic image leader for the Dodge brand,” he said.
Originally the Viper was a show-stealing concept car in 1989, and went into production in 1992 at Chrysler’s New Mack factory in Michigan before being switched to Chrysler’s Conner Avenue factory in October 1995, with more than 25,000 Vipers having been built since 1992.
Today’s fourth-generation model debuted last year, powered by a 450 kW 8.4 liter V10 engine that is capable of catapulting the Viper SRT10 to 100 km/h from standstill in less than four seconds, while the zero-160-zero km/h time takes 12 seconds, which means they have actually found some brakes for the monster.


If you want ‘quality’ be prepared to spend
Each year the JD Power and Associates Initial Quality Study is carried out, with questionnaires going out to new car buyers and from these the average of faults per 100 vehicles is reached. In the US, the industry average is 108 faults per 100 vehicles, which is not bad when you think about it. Last year, the industry average was 118 faults per 100 vehicles, so much was improved since the last survey.
Top performer in the quality stakes was, once more, Lexus with 84 faults/100 vehicles, closely followed by Porsche with 90 and Cadillac with 91.
In the number four spot was the rapid riser in the automotive scene - Hyundai, at 95, seeing off Honda at 99 and Mercedes-Benz, Toyota, Ford and GM with 101, 101, 102 and 103 respectively.
Long way down the list was Dodge (134), Jaguar (134), Chrysler (136), Hummer (136), Jeep (136), Saab (138), Smart (138), Land Rover (150) and bottom of the pile and stay in after school was Mini at 165.


Was the Tucker really ahead of its time?
Hands up all those who remember the Tucker 48, better remembered as the Tucker Torpedo? Built in 1948, the Tucker featured three headlights, with the one in the nose swiveling with the steering. This feature was just one of the many ‘revolutionary’ items on the ill-fated Tuckers, of which only 51 were ever built. For students of trivia, 47 of them still exist, which probably makes it the marque with the best longevity, with 92 percent of the original production still extant after more than 50 years!

Tucker Torpedo

But Preston Tucker cannot claim rights to the concept either, even if he were still around (he died in 1956 after his great American dream folded). Way, way back, there were headlights known as Pilot Ray lights that were fitted to vehicles such as the L29 Cords. These optional extra lights were attached by rods to the Pitman steering arms so that as the arm moved through its arc, the lights did also. Crude - but they worked, after a fashion. Like most Cords!
The whole history of the Tuckers is one shrouded in mystery and accusations of dirty dealings by the Big 3. While 51 cars were built in total, they were not really built on an assembly line type of operation, but more of a hand built progression of cars, with later ones having improvements the earlier ones did not have. For example, there were three engines tried in the rear-engined cars, with the final one being a helicopter unit. The Stock Exchange took Tucker to court claiming that he had no intention of mass-producing the Torpedo and it was in reality a massive financial swindle, with Tucker pre-selling accessories for cars that were yet to be built. However, the case was eventually flung out, but by then it was too late. The Tucker Torpedo was a damp squib.

Tucker’s flat six engine

But there is no doubting that the Tucker was way ahead of its time, particularly as far as safety features, with a padded dash, seat belts, and pop out windshield, but those are only part of the Tucker’s safety features. Unlike cars of the era, or most cars built today, the Tucker used a unibody which was welded to an automotive frame (in order to eliminate body rattles), thus giving the protection of a safety cage. Additionally, the frame of a Tucker was shaped like a ship’s prow at the front and rear. The reason for this was that Tucker’s research showed that most collisions tended to be glancing blows at an angle. The prow shape of the frame, it was hoped, would deflect the other vehicle away from the Tucker. There were also steel bulkheads at the front and rear of the passenger compartment, to further protect the passengers. The bumpers were mounted on springs to absorb shock in a crash, and because of the weight balance provided by the rear mounted engine the brakes would wear evenly and the car would lower itself evenly, instead of the front end pitching down, in panic stops. The steering wheel was designed to dissipate the impact of the driver’s body in a crash and the steering column was a breakaway design so that it wouldn’t transfix the driver in the event of a crash.
There are a few known glitches with the car. The first is that the center headlight didn’t work as well as predicted (this could have been corrected with a lens change), the pop out windshield could be removed with a moistened toilet plunger (making the cars easy pickings for thieves), and the transmission had lubrication problems at idle (stop and go traffic would play hell on the tranny). However, these are relatively minor issues and likely would have been easy to correct if the cars had gone into production, but as with all complex new designs, the public would not be happy to wait for the fix. Look at the 1936 Cord 810 for example, with its transmission problems, which eventually killed the car, just as the Stock Exchange stopped E.L. Cord himself.
Really, it shows how lucky we are today, where the manufacturer has to do all the de-glitching before the car is released for sale. Sure, some faults still get through, but they are nothing compared to yesteryears. By the way, Tuckers sell for around $1 million these days. (My thanks to Jerry Coffey for his assistance in preparing the information for this article.)


Autotrivia Quiz

Last week I mentioned that the Ford Mustang is always thought of as a muscle car, and I asked what was its horsepower when it was released in 1964? By half way through 1964 there were V8 engines available, but when it was released at the World’s Fair on April 22, 1964 it had the 170 cubic inch in-line six developing only 101 bhp. About enough ‘muscle’ to pull the skin off a rice pudding.
So to this week. And let’s get away from US muscle for a while. In the UK, a new car from a major manufacturer was going to be called the Caprino, until some research unearthed that this was Italian for goat poo! Instead they named the car after the winter Olympics. What was this car?
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