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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd.

Beware false profits, part 2

Water Stress Indicator
In terms of supply there are between 9,000 and 14,000 km3 of renewable, useable water available annually. Total global water consumption (water withdrawals plus rain-fed agriculture) is currently running at around 6,000 km3. In terms of water supply and demand, therefore, there is no scarcity of water right now. But in the next few years the gap between supply and demand will shrink on a global basis. One interesting fact to note is that the supply of fresh water on the planet is no larger today that when humans first walked the earth.
Global renewable and available water resources per year
Given the rising demand and fixed supply of water it should come as no surprise to see that water rates are already rising faster than inflation. If one looks at the US, as an example, the average annual price increase of water has been 6.3% since 1989, which is about the same price increase as crude oil, but with a much lower volatility (4.2% for water compared with 42.9% for oil). This is partly explained by the fact that oil is continuously priced in an open market whereas the price of water is mainly administrated or politically priced. Private participation is less than 10% in the water industry vs. more than 70% in the oil industry.
What with the positive supply and demand fundamentals driving water usage, it should not come as much surprise to see that many analysts have predicted exploding growth for the water industry in the near-term future. However, the real situation to date has been more one of lower but very consistent growth, as historically the total water industry (in the US) has experienced mid-single digit rate growth - in the 5% to 6% range. Growth might not be explosive going forward, but at the same time it is hard to imagine any kind of reasonable future scenario in which this industry will be characterized by anything other than very steady and sustained growth, and very attractive long-term business opportunities. At the same time investors in this business need to understand that most sectors are not growing at 15% to 20% a year.
A very illustrative fact is that in any randomly selected five-year period over the last 25 years, water utilities dominate the list of the best performing industry groups in the U.S stock market on a total return basis. Why? The simple answer is that water utilities have always done very well in good times and bad.
When compared to almost any other industry, the water industry has a very compelling business model - with the most persistent demand, and probably the most predictable future.
Consider the following facts
* There is no substitute for water and users typically cannot postpone purchases - in other words, the demand for water tends to be very price- inelastic.
* The utilities that get water to the end user are natural monopolies with huge barriers to entry.
* Demand is generally unaffected by inflation, recession, interest rates, or changing preferences - all of those factors that significantly affect demand for other commodities.
* Water has a history of strong and consistent growth under all market or economic conditions - demand doesn’t change much with changing economic conditions.
* The price of water does not reflect real economic value - water is worth far more to us than we actually have to pay for it, and hence there is room and the necessity for huge price increases in the future.
Investing in water stocks is a very compelling story, but the downside is that many of the stocks appear to reflect this good news - i.e. valuations are hardly cheap. It is, however, a very diverse industry, with many very profitable companies that are not dependant on the business cycle for their earnings, hence one should buy water funds when equity markets come under strain.
The final word
on the subject
“You think we have bad fights over oil. Just wait until we start fighting over water. It’s predicted in the Koran,” Anonymous Jordanian quoted in The Washington Post, 28 Mar 91.
“The wars of the twenty-first century will be fought over water” - Ismail Serageldin, World Bank Vice President for Environmental Affairs, quoted in Marq de Villiers’ Water, 2000.
Joanne had preceded this with an excellent piece on oil and she followed this with an article about global warming that taken together constitute a mini-series of some of the best investment ideas of the last couple of years. There is very little in the basic stories that has changed since Joanne penned her words. Something else that hasn’t changed is that such thematic investing is best considered in the light of an overall portfolio - a matrix of different asset classes that perform in complementary ways when affected by different stimuli.
This is why the MBMG client portfolios are showing gains year to date when most investments have lost money in 2008. Whether or not to buy water is an asset allocation decision that becomes meaningless if made in isolation because of the impact that it has on the overall beta performance of a portfolio. Finally we’ve seen in the last few months a welter of new fund launches within the water sector as every fund management marketing department has woken up to the opportunity and rushed a new offering out of the door. However, the kind of specialist expertise that Pictet have acquired over the last decade isn’t thrown together as the marketing machines might hope. When bombarded with the latest research supporting a brand new water offering, we might be supportive of the underlying philosophy but we have to say “beware of false profits”. In other words, go with those that have a proven track history.

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]@mbmg-international.com.com



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Still Life photography ain’t easy

One very common misconception in photography is that Still Life work is simple. Unfortunately, no! However, one of the most amazingly creative and satisfying aspects of photography can be Still Life shooting. The ability to position and light a subject to produce a pleasing result can fill up an entire day. In fact, the pros can take a couple of days to get a still life shot just right. That’s right. A couple of days! No exaggeration.

Still life food - flash and daylight.

You see, there are so many aspects to be covered in still life photography. It is not just a case of placing the subject on a sheet of paper and pushing the button. Still life photography teaches you every important aspect of the artistic side of photography, as well as honing up your basic photographic skills.
The first good thing about still life shots is the subject doesn’t complain and tell you to hurry up and “Is my mascara smudged?” You can also just pick up the subject and move it in any direction to suit the shot. You don’t have to ask for permission. Oh yes, there are many advantages in having a silent subject!
Let us begin with lighting. The secret to all still life shots is to have two light sources. This can be daylight plus flash, two flashes, electric lights, daylight and a mirror - but you need two. One to basically light the subject and the other to light the background.
Lighting the background isolates the subject from the background and makes your subject the “hero” in the shot.
The other secret in the lighting is to produce a diffused light source. With un-diffused light, you will get far too many distracting shadows, which with small table-top objects can ruin the overall effect. You can diffuse your lighting by shining it through some scrim cloth, transparent net curtain material or through some frosted plexi-glass - the sort of material they have over fluoro lights, for example.
The next important item in still life photography is your own eye. You will find there are even books on the subject, but what you have to do is to look at your table-top and arrange the items in a manner that is pleasing to your eye. Do you want them overlapping, or at some distance from each other? Generally there is one dominant item - bring it to the foreground and then arrange the supporting items after that. Some overlap generally works well.
Having got that far and you are now pleased with the composition, you then have to look through your camera. Help! It doesn’t look the same as it did with the naked eye! What’s gone wrong? It is because of the differences between the lens and your eye’s focal length. You now have to look through the camera and adjust the table-top items to produce the pleasing composition you saw with your own eye. Yes, this takes time, and now you can begin to see why the pros take so long!
After you have the composition to your satisfaction - you have to light it. This is where daylight or tungsten light becomes easier than flash - at least with the sun’s (filtered) rays or diffused tungsten you can see what you are going to get. (In the pro studio, the flash units have tungsten “modelling” lights so that you can get the idea of how the flash will illuminate the subject, before popping the shutter.)
Generally, I light the background first, then bring in the foreground (subject) lighting, carefully noting “spill” of one light source into the area of the other. Again, this can take hours! In fact, you can change the whole look of a table-top scene just with the balance of lighting used.
Remember too, that the exposure settings used in the camera depend upon the foreground lighting (not the background), and for most situations (but not all) the background can be brighter than the foreground, to “wash” it out a little. But again this is experimentation.
No, Still Life photography is not easy, even though it sounds straightforward. Perhaps it is easier to help the model fix her mascara after all!


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

I can see clearly now …

I bumped into one of my old friends in the hospital a couple of weeks ago. It turned out that he had a problem with his eyes when he was in Italy, and he was worried that the solution he stored his lenses in may have been contaminated.
Now, this can happen, and if you get any sort of eye infection, you have to very rigorously clean and disinfect both the contact lenses, and the natty little container that you store them in each night.
You do take your lenses out each night, don’t you? Even with all the advances in lenses, the ophthalmologists still recommend you give the eyes a rest each night. After all, contact lenses are still ‘foreign bodies’.
As you can see (pun intended), it isn’t just a case of bunging some in and forgetting about it. Quite the reverse. With all our organs that can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, did you know that eye problems are some of the commonest reasons for a doctor visit? And for those of you who wear contact lenses (like me) there are even more eye problems for us to get, despite the common use of contact lenses these days.
There are many types of contact lenses, the old hard ones were made of a material called polymethylmethacrylate (PMMA) which is rigid and does not let oxygen through, but the newer ones have a material called siloxane which is gas permeable. These hard lenses are the most trouble free, although the most difficult to look after. Sounds topsy-turvy, I know.
The second type of lens is the soft contact lens, of which there is a “permanent” style and a disposable type. These are made of hydroxymethylmethacrylate (HEMA) which contains between 30-60 percent water and are gas permeable. However, soft disposable lenses give the most problems, but are the easiest to look after, in direct contrast with the hard lenses. Again sounds weird, I know.
The commonest problems with all contact lenses is infection, and since the lens is a foreign body, there is a good reason to get an infection immediately. For those of you who leave your lenses in the eyes overnight, you have an increased risk of infection by a factor of 10. Take them out every night, you have been warned!
Infection is not to be thought of as something that just happens and when it does you just pop in a few eye drops and get better automatically. Bacterial infection can be sight threatening and the cornea (the clear bit in the centre that you look through) can be destroyed in 24 to 48 hours. There is also a parasite that can get into the eye of contact lens users who have rinsed their lens with contaminated water, or who have worn their lenses swimming in contaminated water.
One very common problem is “losing” the lens in the eye, both the hard and soft types. The most important thing to remember is not to panic. The lens cannot go “behind” the eye. It just rolls itself up under the lid. Try to avoid rubbing and it will reappear in an hour or so. Just like the stray dogs in your soi.
The other very common problem is eye irritation. This is caused by material under the lens or damage to the lens itself, such as splitting or tearing. If you take out the lens and you find it breaking up, do not put it back in - you run the risk of damaging the cornea. If you are like me and you wear your “two week” contacts until they fall apart - remember you are running a risk!
Lens care is the most important feature and you should always wash your hands before removal or insertion. The lens container should be scrupulously clean and the storage/cleaning fluid should be fresh, and never use water.
Look after your lenses, take them out at night, change them frequently and remove them immediately if there is any irritation or redness. “See” you next week!


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,
I am told that foreigners can’t own property here. If that’s the case, how come I see so many realtors advertising that you can? Is it some sort of a ‘come in sucker’ or what. I’ve been told there’s lots of scams in Thailand. Is this just another one?
Per Plexed
Dear Per Plexed,
I presume from your name that you are a foreigner, and possibly Scandinavian. Yes, there are many scams here, almost as many as there are anywhere else in the world, though I must say the number of million dollar offers from Nigeria seem to be dwindling. Looks like I’ve missed out again. Oh dear!
Now to your real question, and remember that Hillary is just a simple Agony Aunt, and not a lawyer - the realtors are not telling porky pies, as there are many ways that foreigners can own property in Thailand. I do know that condominiums can even be bought and registered in a foreigner’s name. Houses with land is a different story, but there are many ways that you can purchase a house, with tenure in your name. Just go to one of the better real estate companies (one which has been around for a decent length of time, preferably longer than five minutes), and ask them. They will be able to put you right. Tell ‘em that Hillary sent you. You never know, I might score some commission here. Scams in Thailand, come on!
However, if you want to find out about a real scam, the following was sent in by a reader from Malaysia:
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.
Here’s how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20 to 21 year old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also August 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, three times on Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your male friends to be careful. Keith.

Dear Hillary,
I think you were being a little unkind to the chap calling himself Uncle Bill a couple of weeks ago. So his spelling wasn’t perfect, but I’m sure you must have had a slip of the pen every so often. Nobody’s perfect. This is an advice column, not a spelling bee. Keep up the good work, though, I always enjoy your column, even though sometimes you are obviously in a bitchy mood and something sends you off.
Uncle Bob
Dear Uncle Bob,
Has this column become the Old Uncles club newsletter or something? Bob, my Petal and champion of the uncles’ cause, if I can try and get the spelling right in English, then I expect the same of the people who write in. If they can’t get it right I don’t mind, but I will correct them where I see something wrong. Is there something wrong with that? I don’t think so, but thank you for the nice words, as well as your bitchy ones. Do I get in a mood? When “something sends me off?” Don’t be silly, Uncle Bob. I don’t need a reason.

Dear Hillary,
I have heard about golfing widows, but at least golf is played in the daytime, so the golfing husbands are home in the evenings. My problem is that I am turning into a cricket widow. Cricket matches seem to be played at any time of the day (or night) in all countries of the world, and he is always off to some pub to watch another match. I am not interested in sport, or else I’d go with him, but I am getting lonely left at home. What should I do? Tell him it is cricket or me? (I’m afraid he might go for the cricket.)
Cricket Widow
Dear Cricket Widow,
If you make life difficult for your sport mad mate, then he will go and it will be an ‘away’ game every night. What I’d do is ask around to see if any of his mate’s wives would like to come over for a hen session. Even if you are not interested, a night out at the pub might also be fun. Let him watch while you gossip with the other women there. That is much better for everyone, rather than sitting fuming at home.


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya
You Don’t Mess with the Zohan: US Action/Comedy – Starring Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider. Zohan is an Israeli commando who fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York. I thought it quite funny. Mixed or average reviews.
Burn: Thai Thriller – All you ever wanted to know about “SHC” – Spontaneous Human Combustion. As you certainly know, that’s the familiar medical condition wherein a living human being suddenly bursts into flames. Director Peter Manus examines this serious human malady, and perhaps will show how you can inoculate yourself against this happening to you. Perhaps diet has something to do with it.
Bangkok Dangerous: US Action/Drama – Directing twins Danny and Oxide Pang return to remake their popular 1999 thriller about a ruthless hitman (this time Nicolas Cage) who travels to Bangkok in order to carry out four crucial (for him) murders. During the course of his jobs, the triggerman falls in love with a pretty local girl, Hong Kong actress and pop singer Charlie Yeung (or Young) in a quite affecting performance, while also forming a friendly bond with his young errand boy, nicely played by Thai actor Shahkrit Yamnarm.
A fairly decent, if cliché ridden and predictable, action flick, shot in some interesting locations in Bangkok. You should be happy with it if you like a somewhat low-powered action shoot-em up action picture.
Makers of the movie are saying that they were shooting the film in Bangkok during the 19th of September coup d’état two years ago. Filming stopped, but only for six hours. They are fond of claiming that they fired the only shots in the coup.
The Coffin/Longtorai: Thai Horror – Ananda Everingham as a claustrophobic architect who participates in coffin rituals to gain a new lease on life. It has much going for it, with a stellar cast and a fine director, but I was mightily confused. It didn’t seem to be the movie that director Ekachai Uekrongtham set out to make. The script won a prestigious prize from the Rotterdam Festival, but the movie hadn’t been made yet, and to get the necessary funding he had to change it into a horror flick, making compromises along the way.
The beautifully shot opening sequence of the burial ritual at the temple gives an idea of what the film could have been. And although this is the director’s first English language film, it is shown in Thailand only in a Thai-dubbed version, with English subtitles which don’t jibe with the movement of the lips. The result for me is simply awkward.
WALL·E: US Animation/ Comedy/ Family/ Romance/ Sci-Fi – It’s a work of genius from the first frame to the last! Robot love on a dead Earth, and the cutest love story in years. There’s virtually no dialogue for the first 40 minutes; you’ll be enthralled. Reviews: Universal acclaim. There’s a terrific Pixar cartoon before the feature.
Boonchu 9: Thai Comedy – A continuation of this popular Thai comedy series. The son of the original Boonchu is a happy monk who is defrocked by his mother and sent to university in Bangkok. There he meets up with new “friends” – two homeless kids, who, as friends will do, drug him and mug him.
Boys Over Flowers: Final/F4 Final: Japan Romance/Comedy – Wildly popular film in Japan, based on a top selling manga, featuring five popular Japanese idols, following the travails of a working-class girl at an elite prep school who must contend with a four-man clique of “rich, gorgeous guys” from extremely powerful families. (Thai dubbed with no English subtitles.)
The Deaths of Ian Stone: US/UK Horror/Thriller – On an otherwise ordinary night, the young Ian Stone encounters a mysterious creature and is forced into the path of an oncoming train. Rather than facing certain death, Ian finds himself reborn into a new life that feels strangely familiar. After his second death, it becomes apparent that Ian is being hunted by an evil presence, and will be forced to die every day until he can solve the mystery of his own life. Rated R in the US for violence, some drug content, and brief language. Generally favorable reviews.
Virgin Territory: US/UK Comedy/Romance – Hayden Christensen plays a Don Juan who revels in seducing the beauties of 14th-century Florence while the black plague decimates their city. Laughably incompetent lewdness. Rated R in the US for sexual content, nudity and some language.
Death Race: US Action/Thriller – The most twisted spectator sport on earth as violent criminals vie for freedom by winning a race driving monster cars outfitted with machine guns, flamethrowers, and grenade launchers. The previews are the most repulsive imaginable, and have convinced me I don’t wish to see it. Mixed or average reviews.
Tevada Tokmun: Thai Comedy – Some Academy Fantasia 4 winners in a comedy about the misadventures of an angel and a monk.