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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd.

The Ugly, The Bad and The Good

Part 2 - The Bad

Daily Mail city editor, Alex Brummer, recently felt compelled to leave his normal area of comfort and understanding (the FTSE 100) and write about the bigger global economic picture in an article entitled, “UK and world facing the biggest financial shock since the Great Depression, says IMF”.
By now, just about everyone is aware of the IMF’s report last week whose 3 headline conclusions were:
1) The world is facing the biggest financial shock since the Great Depression
2) Great Britain could be the country hit hardest by the global credit crunch as it has bigger debts than anywhere else
3) The credit meltdown “has inflicted heavy damage on markets and the financial institutions at the core of the financial system... The financial markets crisis that erupted in August 2007 has developed into the largest financial shock since the Great Depression.
According to IMF analysis, British banks will lose more than GBP20bn, equivalent to three percent of gross domestic product (GDP) and as a result the UK will fall short of Chancellor Alistair Darling’s growth forecast of two percent this year. We still believe that the banking losses will be higher and therefore that economic performance will be even worse.
Better late than never, the IMF has finally admitted that the American economy is heading for recession (not really much alternative now as it is, in reality, probably already) and it forecasts negative growth of 0.7% this year, sufficient to cause global repercussions. However, this is based on the assumption that American banks’ losses will be less than USD150 billion (1.4% of US GDP). We believe that the losses will again be significantly worse and that the economic impact far more serious.
Interestingly, despite healthy growth in the Far East, the IMF now believes there is a 25 percent chance that the whole world could follow the Americans into recession, acknowledging for the first time our long held fears that the fallout can’t simply be constrained within developed economies.
The IMF now acknowledges that the losses from American mortgages will reach $945 billion (£500 billion) - more than twice their previous estimates - but still less than half of what we (and the most reliable analysts) ultimately fear. The IMF also acknowledges that the U.S. housing collapse is far from over, expecting a further 10% decline in 2008. Similarly in the UK, the rot has much further to go and that the housing correction will continue to:
1) Impact on consumers
2) Be a drag on the economy
Finally the IMF has come around to our way of thinking that there is no precedent or blueprint for what might happen from here.
Brummer comments that, “The apocalyptic language used by the fund is highly unusual and reflects an unprecedented concern about the impact of the credit crunch which has prevented banks from borrowing in the wholesale money markets, making it all but impossible to fund new mortgage lending on both sides of the Atlantic.”
In response, Chancellor Darling stood by his budget forecasts, claiming “grounds for optimism”. We’ll explore these alongside our more realistic grounds for pessimism in some future articles, but Britain remains hostage to the U.S. and Europe (where the German economy is rapidly slowing).
The IMF is somewhere in between - “In the UK there are a number of factors both domestically and externally holding back the economy. We do see house prices softening and we see potential for that to continue, with an impact on consumption. We also see the UK affected by the tightening in financial constraints related to the turmoil in the financial market. It will also be affected by the slowdown in the U.S. and the Euro area.”
The IMF did highlight:
1) The UK’s soaring budget deficit which is expected to hit £38 billion this year
2) Britain’s national debt which is perilously close to 40 percent of national output - the self-imposed limit under one of Gordon Brown’s fiscal ‘golden rules’
Finally, the IMF have also realized that this problem is protracted as well as deep and will persist into 2009 (under whichever new president in the White House) admitting that, “Downside risks especially for 2009 remain a concern,” and that house price falls of the order that we expect, well in excess of the IMF’s forecasts, could have serious repercussions.
The IMF fears that, other than America & Great Britain, the economies most affected would be France, Germany and Switzerland, all of which have significant exposure to the debts originating in the U.S. This may well affect the Swiss franc and people may also wake up to the fact the euro is not the old German mark. So, what are we left with if people actually want to make money? Well with falling interest rates that rules out cash.
With the risk of sounding like a broken record, people should consider the multi-asset class approach. Man Investments made 4.5% last month - when most stock exchanges lost heavily and our old favourties Miton Optimal did well too.
Next week, let’s look at why.

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]@mbmg-international.com.com



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Polarizers assist digital cameras

There seems to be a concept in photographer’s minds that polarizing filters are good for film cameras, but not for digitals. This is actually quite wrong. If anything, it is the reverse. Whilst there are no polarizer advantages unique to digital cameras, digital cameras with limited dynamic range can benefit greatly from the selective suppression of excess contrast. Due to the limited UV sensitivity found in most digital cameras, polarizers also work well for haze control, especially with the haze we have in Thailand.
Quality polarizing filters are different from most others in the fact that they are made up of two distinct elements. There is an outer ring that rotates the outer “glass” relative to the inner element. This increases or reduces the degree of polarization to allow the photographer an endless range of polarized effects from one filter.
The principal behind these filters is to remove reflections, and funnily enough it is reflections that take the color out of color photography. Look at the surface of a swimming pool, for example - a shiny white, non-transparent surface. Now look through a polarizing filter and you can see right down to the tiles on the bottom of the pool. And the people frolicking in the pool!
What you have to understand now is that these filters remove reflections from any surface, not just water. The reason you cannot see through some normally transparent windows is because of reflected images on the surface of the glass. The reason some tree leaves appear to lose their color is through reflected light from the sky above.
One of the traps for young photographers is that because you know the grass is green, you see it as green when you look through the camera viewfinder - even though it is not truly green. Look again at the scene in the viewfinder. The green grass is really a mixture of green and silvery reflections, dark shadows and pale green shoots. Put the polarizing filter on the lens and slowly rotate the outer ring. Suddenly the silvery reflections disappear and become a deep, solid green color. The grass is now made up of green, dark green and pale green. This green will really leap out at you and smack you fair between the eyes!
Your next beach scene when taken with a polarizer will really amaze you. Again, slowly rotate the outer ring on the polarizer. Look critically through the viewfinder and you will see the sky take on a much deeper color to highlight the white clouds. Keep turning that outer ring and the sea will change to a deep blue to green luminescent hue. The end result is at your command. Try taking the same shot this weekend, but with varying degrees of polarization and see the differences in the final shots.
So, if the polarizer is such a wonderful bit of gear, why do we not make it a standard piece of equipment on all cameras? Well, like everything, there is a downside as well as the upside. In the case of the polarizer it does its bit of brilliance at the expense of the amount of light that gets through to the lens. With most polarizing filters you will lose about one and a half stops of light. What this means is that the shutter speed will be at least twice as long to record the same scene, or that the aperture will have to be twice the size. This means that you are more likely to get camera shake effects and suffer from lack of depth of field when using the polarizer. However, with shots in the bright sun, a polarizer will bring a new dimension to your shots.
By the way, when using any filter on your camera, I suggest you use a stepping ring to increase the diameter of the filter, so there are no unwanted vignetting effects, especially with wide angle settings. My new camera has a 55 mm diameter lens, which I have stepped up to 62 mm and can therefore take all my old filters. Including the polarizer.


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

The cat’s revenge by Claude Gooleys

I hope you like the title this week. Some days I can’t help myself. However, almost every household has at least one cat, and often more. Cats are affectionate, warm pets that will sit on your lap for hours, purring away, while it licks your hands. During that time, it may even be giving you more than love. It may be giving you a little present called Bartonella henselae, or simply, Cat Scratch Disease! Yes, your cat is a walking, purring receptacle of disease.
Tell me more, you say, while wondering if you should strangle the cat now or later! But first a little history. A little over 50 years ago, the clinical signs of Cat Scratch Disease were described, called romantically “La Maladie des griffes du chat.” However, the symptoms of this ailment are far from romantic.
Cat Scratch Disease affects between 2-10 people per 100,000 head of population in America, so whilst it isn’t an every day diagnosis, most doctors will come across a few cases in their medical lifetime.
The presenting symptom is a regional swelling of the lymph nodes, generally in a young person or a child, and the usual scenario involves a panicking parent who is sure the child has lymphatic cancer.
What actually happens is that the cat is carrying the organism known as Bartonella henselae, which is found all over the world, and which it inoculates into the human system. This bug in turn is trapped by the lymph glands, within which one almighty fight takes place, with the end result being that the glands swell dramatically and can even burst through the skin as a suppurating discharge. Other signs and symptoms include a fever, sore throat and headache.
Now there are many causes for swollen glands, fever, headache and sore throat, so how do we pick on the family pussy cat? Quite simply, there will be a history of having been bitten or scratched by the family moggy, and the inoculation site will drain into the affected lymph glands.
So just how does the cat give you a “shot” of bugs? Well, firstly somewhere between 20-40 percent of cats are carrying the organism, and it lives in the cat’s saliva as well as in its blood. While licking its claws, pussy cat leaves a collection of the organism there, which in turn becomes yours when the cat scratches you. Deliberately or accidentally.
Cat Scratch Disease, although generally localized can even end up infecting internal organs such as the liver, spleen heart and brain, though this is very rare. For most people who contract the illness they quietly recover, though it can sometimes take some months. However, for people with compromised immune systems, spontaneous recovery is not the norm. Children get the disease more than adults, because children tend to spend more time with pets, and pull more than the occasional tail.
There is treatment, with one of the most appropriate antibiotics being Doxycycline, while the most usually available penicillins are fairly ineffective. There are tests which can be done in the laboratory to prove or disprove infection by Bartonella henselae, so what we call a “Definitive” diagnosis can be made. Again you can see the dangers in self medication. If you do indeed have Cat Scratch Disease from the cat bite, the penicillin you bought is useless!
So should we all go out and take our cats down to the vet and consign them to the great veterinary hospital in the sky? The simple answer is no, but the moral to this tale is that we should be on our guard. Cat scratches and bites should not be taken lightly. Immediately after any injuries you should wash the wounds with soap and water and after a thorough cleansing only then apply your favourite antiseptic, and at the first sign of problem, pop into the hospital and get it checked. But please leave the cat at home!


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,
How are you today? After reading your column, as I often do, I just don’t understand why all these negative experiences. Since I’ve been traveling this big ole rock, I’ve been to over 40 countries. My favorite by far is Thailand. Since the first time going to Pattaya, I have loved the people, atmosphere, weather, food, and the cold beer. Right now, I still cannot wait to return and have another wonderful vacation. It blows my mind that so many people appear to have had a bad experience. I think they would have a bad time anywhere... why travel?
Can’t wait to get back!
Dear Can’t wait to get back,
I agree with you, Petal. As you say, “I have loved the people, atmosphere, weather, food, and the cold beer,” so what more could a young man (or an old man) want? I do believe that most of the people who have a negative experience have brought it upon themselves, and many of the long-stayers in Thailand say that for this group of long-stay complainers it is a case of “som nam na”, as the Thais would say, or as the English speakers would say, “serves you right”. You are also correct in identifying that this group of people will complain no matter where they are. I have read very similar complaints and “problems” with ex-pats and visitors to Spain and South America, for example. But by the same token, there are many who really enjoy their times in exotic places. Look at Ronnie Biggs, for example, and what happened to him when he returned to the UK from Brazil. No, Can’t wait to get back, you stick with your positive mental attitude and enjoy yourself as always in the Land of Smiles. The cold beer sellers are looking forward to your return as well.

Dear Hillary,
What’s your opinion on sexy movies? Are they a good thing or not? Would you ever star in one, or have you done it already? Real questions, Hillary.
Glued to the Box
Dear Glued to the Box,
What a strange pen name you have chosen for yourself, my Petal. Did you use that new Supa Glue that sets in a few seconds? Was it accidental, and was it painful? Real questions. In answer to your rather forward queries, are sexy movies a good thing? Depends on who you watch them with. I would have invited you over, but unfortunately you are stuck to your TV set, which would have made it rather awkward. Hope the glue breaks soon for you. You worry me.

Dear Hillary,
Did you know that your famous consultant is possibly descended from one of a horrid horde known as The Cor Nessie Boys? These wee scallywags would lure unsuspecting trippers to the lochside for a small fee on the pretext of spotting a friendly monster. They would then screech “Cor! Nessie!” in a semen-curdling falsetto and push the punters in! The wee beasties were eventually rounded up and exported to Botany Bay, along with sundry haggis benders, sporran tweakers and an opera singer named Sydney.
Mistersingha
Dear Mistersingha,
If by the “consultant” you mean is the medical consultant on these pages, I checked with Dr. Iain and he does admit that he has been to the lochside, like so many people, to look for the Loch Ness monster. It was also some years ago and he was in a bus, and not surrounded by pimply Scottish brogue-speaking youths, so he claims all innocence. He also denies ever living in Botany Bay or any of his relatives having an affair with “an opera singer named Sydney”. Where do you get these fanciful notions from? After showing your email to Dr. Iain he too expressed concern over your mental state and suggested you should immediately double the dose of whatever it is that you are on, and then make an appointment to see your doctor straight away.

Dear Hillary,
I know you don’t agree with sending money to some of the girls in Thailand, but I want to, OK? I don’t want to lose the money when I send it over, so have you foolproof suggestions on how to do it? I wouldn’t be sending big lumps, probably about 50,000 or 100,000 baht at a time. What do you say, Hillary?
Tim
Dear Tim,
Is that Short Tim(e) or Long Tim(e) that we are looking at? Is the 100,000 baht per week or per month? (If it’s weekly, don’t worry about the transfer, I’m coming over to get it myself, sweetheart!) However, seriously speaking, by far the safest way is to open an account here for her, complete with an ATM card facility. You can transfer the lovely money from overseas quite easily and she can withdraw the lovely money as needed, with the circumstances depending upon the health of the buffalo, the condition of her brother’s motorcycle, the repairs to the front gate on her mother’s house and medical expenses for her sister’s second pregnancy, since none of the fathers wished to donate to the family coffers. However, be assured that whatever way and for whatever reason, you are going to lose the money in the end. Even more certain than death and taxes!


Learn to Live to Learn: with Andrew Watson

Einstein had it right

There are more than a few quotes attributed to Albert Einstein which apparently he never said. Either somebody else said it, or his words have been reproduced selectively, as Richard Dawkins points out in “The God Delusion”. That said, I have no reason to suppose (as I have found nothing to support the notion) that he wasn’t responsible for the following words of considerable wisdom. I have no intention of regurgitating biographical data, other than to suggest that this statement says more not only about Einstein the person and his academic brilliance, but also about the fundamentally interdependent nature of human existence, than quantum theory ever could. Having said that, it could be described as a different kind of “theory of relativity”; a human kind.
“Strange is our situation here on Earth. Each of us comes for a short visit, not knowing why, yet sometimes seeming to divine a purpose. From the standpoint of daily life, however, there is one thing we do know; that we are here for the sake of each other, above all, for those upon whose smile and well-being our own happiness depends, and also for the countless unknown souls with whose fate we connect with a bond of sympathy. Many times a day I realize how much my own outer and inner life is built upon the labours of others, both living and dead, and how earnestly I must exert myself in order to give in return as much as I have received and am receiving.”
Reassuringly for somebody who chooses to adopt a positive mental attitude (P.M.A.) to international education, there are a growing number of schools in the world that put the values embodied in this reflective declaration at the centre (rather than at the periphery) of their philosophy, standards and practice. IB schools which take their IBO world school status seriously or schools affiliated with value-rich movements such as the United World Colleges or the Round Square group of schools (www.roundsquare.org) place specific emphasis on providing students with an education which attends to “self-discovery and personal growth”.
The IB Diploma’s central Creativity, Action, Service (CAS) Programme, which is a mandatory requirement for all IB Diploma students (and in progressive schools a requirement of all students in the school) recognises that “Education does not begin or end in the classroom or examination hall and the most essential elements of education may exist outside of both” (IB CAS Guide 1996). Which is one of the reasons why, in the new CAS guide (all IB subjects undergo a constant process of evaluation, review and modification) students must spend a week in an unfamiliar environment. Which does not include the library, as I recently explained to a group of Year 11 students on a recent school inspection. CAS goes to the heart of what Einstein was talking about and indeed what international education should in my view, be about, going well beyond the provision of information and involved in the “development of attitudes and values which transcend barriers of race, class, religion, gender or politics” (ibid).
“Aiming for utopia as usual,” I hear you cry (thanks for the recent batch of letters on the battleground between idealism and pragmatism). But part of maintaining hope, creating vision and delivering change, I submit, is developing a P.M.A. especially when faced with more than periodical stories in the British press reporting on and bemoaning the lack of something or other in British children or the British educational systems (sometimes I think they mean ‘English’ when they say ‘British’). When that which is regarded as lacking is something that is fundamental to the ideals of CAS and one would hope, the goals of international and national education, then you need all the P.M.A. you can muster.
Consider, if you will, a recent Guardian article by Anthea Lipsett (12/11/2007) which reliably informs us that, according to the British Council, British children “lack global awareness”. Whilst cynics might remark, “Tell me something I don’t know”, the well being of the UK in an increasingly connected world might appear to be at risk if we are to believe the research.
British Council chief executive, Martin Davidson, appears to agree; “Our schoolchildren cannot afford to fall behind the rest of the world. For the UK to compete in a global economy, it is vital that we encourage our young people to have an interest in and engagement with the world around them.”
In a league table measuring the international outlook of young people around the world, British pupils scored slightly lower than those in the US and significantly lower than those in other European countries. According to the Guardian, the survey asked 11 to 16-year-olds with household internet access in ten countries a range of questions to ascertain their attitudes towards language learning and international affairs. Top of the table, you might be surprised to learn (no comments about banking scams please) came Nigeria, followed by India and then Brazil.
You might have imagined that the larger the country, the less need there might be to look outside themselves; apparently not. Perhaps the old adage “They little know of England whom only England know” is true after all? According to the research, UK schoolchildren (32%) are the least likely to go out of their way to understand current events in the world. More than twice as many Brazilian (69%) and German children (61%) said they would do so, compared with a third of Scottish. Then a question related to a subject I’ve dealt with on these pages before; when asked whether they saw themselves as citizens of the world or of their own country, most of the school children saw themselves first and foremost as world citizens. But children in the UK, US and Czech Republic saw themselves more as citizens of their own country. Under three-quarters (70%) of UK school children felt that it was important to speak a foreign language for their future working life (65% in Scotland).
I wonder what Einstein would have made of it all?
Next week: A Visit from the Esther Benjamins Trust


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya
Iron Man: US Action/Adventure - This long-gestating project stars Robert Downey Jr. as the superhero Tony Stark, a wealthy industrialist who is forced to build an armored suit after a life-threatening incident and ultimately decides to use its technology to fight against evil. With Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges, and Ghostface Killah.
The Eye: US Drama/Horror – A remake of the hugely successful Hong Kong film written and directed by two of my favorite filmmakers, the Pang brothers (Oxide Pang and Danny Pang). A young, blind violinist is given the chance to see for the first time since childhood through a corneal transplant. As she adjusts to a dizzying new world of colors and shapes, she is haunted by frightening visions of death itself capturing the doomed and dragging them away from the world of the living. For me, it’s a great story in a fairly poor remake. Generally negative reviews.
Nim’s Island: US Adventure/Family/Fantasy – Nim is a smart, independent 11-year-old who lives with her microbiologist father Jack on an uncharted South Pacific island. She has a life most kids would envy: no school, a host of tame animal friends, and a whole island to herself. Then her dad goes missing in a storm, and she turns for help to her favorite author of adventure stories. The film has impressive scenery, an unexpectedly funny performance by Jodie Foster as a neurotic writer who lives through her novels, and an unflaggingly spunky Abigail Breslin as the young heroine. An exhilarating and enchanting family picture, with enough inspirational messages for two movies. Mixed or average reviews.
Phobia/See-prang: Thai Horror – Four quite good horror stories by four accomplished Thai directors. Quite well done. I haven’t heard such audience screaming in a long time. If you at all enjoy Thai horror films, I suggest you check this out.
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale: US Adventure/Action – A reworking of a video game by the director Uwe Boll, widely considered to be the worst movie director ever. It’s a loose and cheap rip-off of “The Lord of the Rings.” Reviews: Extreme dislike or disgust.
The Forbidden Kingdom: US Action/Adventure – I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. It’s a wrap-up and summary of every Kung Fu/martial arts movie ever made, encapsulating every known cliché, all of the standard shots of beautiful scenery, and nearly all the tricks of martial arts. It’s all here! And done lovingly and with a great sense of humor and style by the tops in the business, the legendary Jackie Chan and Jet Li. I found it quite witty indeed, and continually poking fun at the genre, like the nearly impenetrable Buddhist words and concepts that only confuse (such as “The Gate of No-Gate”).
This is the top film in Thailand, and in the US as well. Unfortunately, at the present it’s only shown in Pattaya in a Thai-dubbed version, though it was filmed in English.
Horton Hears a Who! US Animation/Family – With Jim Carrey. A whimsical and quite witty version of Dr. Seuss that I found completely delightful. Generally favorable reviews.
Superhero Movie: US Action/Comedy – A send-up of superhero films, and I didn’t find it so bad after all. At least, I found myself laughing a great deal throughout. I particularly adored the terribly cruel portrait of the great Stephen Hawking, who, it turns out, is greatly frustrated sexually, being nearly unable to move and having to speak his come-on lines with a computer’s voice. There is also more farting in this movie than in half an average Thai comedy, meaning a lot. Generally negative reviews.
Street Kings: US Crime/Thriller – With Keanu Reeves playing an LAPD detective forced to go up against the cop culture he’s been a part of his entire career. Excellent performance by Forest Whitaker. Rated R in the US for strong violence and pervasive language. Mixed or average reviews
Orahun Summer: Thai Comedy / Drama – Misadventures of boy monks.
Scheduled for May 8
Speed Racer:
US Action/Drama (live action against drawn backgrounds) – A somewhat computerized but basically live action film from the classic anime series created by anime pioneer Tatsuo Yoshida, with revolutionary visual effects and cutting-edge storytelling. After the success of their films in the Matrix series, the Wachowski Brothers return to directing with this adaptation of the classic cartoon, filmed almost entirely in front of a green screen, with the backgrounds drawn in later. Emile Hirsch plays Speed, a boy who was born to race cars – he’s aggressive, instinctive, and, most of all, fearless. John Goodman and Susan Sarandon play his parents.
What Happens in Vegas…: US Comedy/Romance – Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher star as strangers who unwittingly end up as bride and groom after a wild night in Las Vegas. When they find that one of them won a jackpot the night before, the two greedily fight for the loot.