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Heart to Heart with Hillary

Learn to Live to Learn

DOC ENGLISH Teaching your kids how to learn English

Let’s go to the movies

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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd.

The Writing is on the Wall (St) part 1

Just for a moment try and imagine that your investment portfolio is US$100 million.
Then remember that within a traditional long-only equity fund the return is entirely dictated by:
- The direction of the equity markets
- The extent to which stock selection outperforms/underperforms the equity markets after paying the fund’s fees
- The manager’s discretion to choose how fully to be invested. Most equity funds range between being 95-100% invested and this tends to have more to do with inflows and outflows from the fund itself than with a strategy to adjust exposure.
So, if your US$100 million portfolio invests long only into the equity markets, it’s a hostage to the fates of the markets plus/minus any added value from picking stocks that outperform the broad market that they are part of, less any fees.
Looking at it like this helps to explain our preference for active, adaptive investment management that tries to reduce the reliance of the portfolio’s returns on the performance of just a single asset class at any given time. You might think therefore that we would welcome the latest investment trend from the United States - 130/30 funds.
Managing your US$100 million as a 130/30 fund, the fund manager has the ability to hold US$30 million in short positions, by borrowing stocks and selling them short. The short sales generate cash that is invested on the long side - combining the US$100 million initial investment with a further US$30 million of additional long positions, creating the eponymous 130.
The idea is that the short positions the manager is taking are balanced out by the leveraged long positions. So the net result is a portfolio that is still only 100% invested, but you get two portfolios for your money - a 130% exposure to upside and a 30% short exposure on weak stocks. Long/Short (L/S) investing of this nature is something that we are very keen on.
This was the technique behind what is generally recognised as the first hedge fund by Alfred Winslow Jones. This was done, extremely successfully, in 1949 and remains an extremely valid investment strategy today. In practice good L/S funds derive their alpha in a number of ways. Mainly, these are:
- Good L/S managers tend to be active stock pickers and not closet benchmarkers; their stock selection sets them apart from the dross that is the majority of unimaginative long only equity managers
- Additional exposure on the long side generates additional gains
In practice we tend to find that there is little contribution from shorts during positive periods in the market - the effect of these during the good times tends to be neutral at best and in many cases a slight drag on returns, but these come into their own during downturns generating a disproportional profit to substantially offset losses on the long book.
We regularly review how well our preferred L/S managers manage to capture the upside in booming equity markets and protect against the downside in falling ones. We remain convinced that well run L/S equity funds provide a better return over the complete business cycle with the added re-assurance of much less volatility and far less risk as any falls during downturn are either contained or totally mitigated.
So why are we not rushing to embrace 130/30? Well, there are a couple of reasons. One valuable feature of L/S is the ability to vary the exposure during market cycles. The most flexible funds are able to vary between almost exclusively long and completely market neutral (i.e. as short as they are long), even in some extreme cases taking a short bias. This provides the most flexible showcase for the L/S equity manager’s talents and tends to achieve better results than some arbitrary fixed allocation between the long and short ratio. In good times a fixed 30% short may generate negative returns hurting the portfolio’s overall return whereas during bad times, it may be less than the manager might choose to short if he had absolute discretion. L/S is an approach to equity investing that would benefit almost all investors but the benefit becomes diluted with the imposition of artificial restrictions such as 130/30.
The second reason we are not enamoured with 130/30 is that just about every US, European and UK investment firm has announced they are ready to launch a 130/30 fund. They have almost been tripping over themselves with announcements recently from the likes of Threadneedle, Resolution AM, UBS, Investec, Blackrock, Aegon that they are either moving into this space or at least considering doing so.
If all of these organisations had high quality stock-pickers to start with then you would not mind and you’d expect them to make a real success of 130/30. But with so many benchmark-huggers rushing to become active managers overnight then there is a real risk that, without the stock-picking expertise or the knowledge of long/short portfolio creation (a very specific science), these new managers’ short and long bets could fail to perform simultaneously - not exactly something we want to promote.
To be continued…

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]@mbmg-international.com.com



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

The lens makes all the difference - Part 2

A couple of moths ago I wrote on What Lens? In the article, I commenced by stating, “Would you pay 2,000 baht for a camera, and 10,000 baht for the lens? Sounds stupid, I know, but I would. When you boil everything down to basics, the lens is the arbiter of the final image, not the camera.”
Through the article I strived to suggest what lens you might consider using in different photographic situations. When going for blue skies, I suggested that the lens to use to increase the blue color of the sky is the widest angle lens you have in the bag. To photograph your newly commissioned “genuine” Sunflowers by Van Gogh use the telephoto long lens and stand back. I finished by stating when photographing rampaging tigers I would use the longest lens in the world. A close up lens to photograph its dental work would not be my idea of fun! So it gave some rough guides as to what lens to use under different circumstances. However, that is not the complete story.
You can select the correct lens for the job in hand, but unfortunately, that does not mean your finished photograph will have all the sparkle and sharpness you might want. There is another factor to be taken into account when selecting the lenses for your bag - and that is quality.
I was reminded of this when I read a letter from an amateur photographer to a reputable newspaper (there are some others as well as this newspaper!). It went, “Love your sample photos, particularly the sharpness of the detail. I have the Canon 400D twin lens kit and do not seem to be able to get this clarity. Is it me or the lens?”
The photography columnist wrote back, “Here’s the sad truth of the matter. Canon’s retail price for the 400D body with two lenses - an 18-55 mm and a 75-300 mm zoom - is $1350. It is a bargain. You are getting a camera with lenses of film-equivalent focal lengths of 29-480 mm. That is amazing, until you consider that the Canon 100 mm f2.8 macro lens that we have been trying for the past two months costs $1000 on its own. And the 60mm lens we have also been using sells for $750. So two lenses for $300 starts to look a little improbable.”
In actual fact, photo lenses are excellent examples of the old dictum - you get what you pay for (or in Thailand ‘som nam na’)! For example, I picked up the kit lens that came with a Nikon D50 the other day. It was so light it almost floated away in my hand! I then compared it with any of the Nikon prime lenses in my bag, and there was the world of difference. There was also a world of difference in the end results.
It was not the camera body, it was purely the lens. The light plastic lenses in the locally made kit lens are not as good as the heavy optical glass lenses in the expensive prime lenses from the same manufacturer.
To be able to produce a kit lens at the price, something has to be sacrificed. Optics are just acceptable and resolution, autofocus accuracy, colour fidelity and contrast are all just good enough. They take acceptable photographs, and that is it. “Acceptable”, but not brilliant.
The photography columnist mentioned in his reply to the photographer with the twin lens kit that he had just been testing the new Olympus Zuiko 150mm f2 lens (300mm film equivalent). It was a compact 160mm in length and was heavy because it contained a lot of glass and mechanicals. He had never seen a zoom lens of comparable focal length that was as good. Sadly, it would only fit an Olympus or a Panasonic/Leica. And it costs $3470!
Just as you can’t buy a Mercedes with Toyota money, you won’t buy the best lens in a bargain basement body and kit lens special. Sad, but true.


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Mobile phones and young children

My latest research has shown that mobile phones are a hazard to all children under the age of two. When swallowed, there can be serious effects, even requiring surgery, and the battery is decidedly toxic. Public health authorities are pushing for legislation to make mobile phone manufacturers label their phones with a health hazard warning.
If that was not chilling enough, Australian scientists are investigating if children are more vulnerable than adults to the effects of radiation from mobile phones.
Apparently, a study of 110 adults at the Australian Centre for Radiofrequency Bioeffects Research, partly funded by the Federal Government, confirmed mobile phones cause a change in brain function by altering brainwaves known as alpha waves.
The centre, at Melbourne’s Swinburne University of Technology, is now investigating the effect on 40 children aged 12 to 13, and 20 people aged 55 to 75 years.
Associate Professor Rodney Croft, from the centre, said while studies had been conducted on adults, the effect on children had, until now, remained untested.
“Although there’s a tiny effect on healthy young adults, there is a possibility that it could be much stronger in children or the elderly,” said the worthy professor. However, there was no indication from the adult tests if the effect on health was positive or negative.
Mobile phones are hardly new technology, although the latest 3G variety seems to be able to do everything from cleaning the house, watering the garden and washing the dog, as well as making and receiving telephone calls. There have been claims that using mobile phones produces brain cancer because people with brain cancer have used mobiles, and that is about as stupid as claiming that shoes are the greatest killer in the western society because 99 percent of people who died last year wore shoes.
Now the article I read admitted that scientists worldwide agreed there is no evidence linking electromagnetic radiation emitted by mobile phones to adverse health effects, but claims still persist that frequent use can cause headaches, nausea, problems with concentration, cancer and brain tumours.
The new Australian study comes as France’s health ministry warned parents to prevent children using mobiles when reception is poor or during high-speed travel. Authorities in France advised limiting the use of mobiles overall. This is almost as sensible as the (now rescinded) order in the UK that mobiles had to be turned off in hospitals because they interrupted cardiac pacemakers. I am yet to see a pacemaker which comes with the warning “Do not use mobile phones with this device. Communicate by semaphore flags only.”
However, there’s no smoke without fire, as it says in my local fire station and last month the National Research Council of US called for more studies into the possible health hazards of wireless devices and base stations on children, unborn babies and pregnant women.
Researchers fear children may be more vulnerable because the exposure dose received by a child’s brain is higher than an adult’s and their nervous system is still developing.
With one in four Australians aged six to 13 now having a mobile phone, children will also be exposed to radiation for longer than their parents.
A British study noted many cancers take 10 to 15 years to appear, and most testing had included few participants who had used mobile phones for longer than a decade.
Professor Croft admitted Australian studies using unborn or newborn mice had failed to find significant changes in growth rate, brain function and behavioural development. However, I also believe we should keep mobile phones away from mice as they can play havoc gnawing on the cases.
The professor of public health at the University of Sydney, Bruce Armstrong, said the French decision against excessive use by children was prudent. “We don’t know that use of mobile phones causes harm to children but we don’t know with certainty that it is safe in all circumstances,” he said.
And that, gentle reader, is what it is all about. We don’t know if anything is “safe” in all circumstances, but there is a burgeoning industry out there calling for funds to “prove” that shoes actually don’t kill people. Give generously.


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,
I see a lot of girls in my local shopping center, and many are quite nice. I see them resting on the seats. I know you say we older farangs should stay away from the bars, but will I find Miss Right in the shopping center? Or do I have to lie about my age (I’m a pensioner) and go back to university? What should I do? I’m getting tired of being lonely.
Lonely Larry
Dear Lonely Larry,
What shower did you come down in, my lonely Petal? Must have been the last one. Will you find Miss Right waiting on the bench for you at the supermarket? No Larry, you will only find Miss Take there. Mistake if you talk to her and Miss Take all your money by the time you reach the checkout counter. These are freelance girls who can disappear very easily and you will never find where she went or came from (other than Aisle B next to the hot dog counter). They are more dangerous than the girls from the bars. At least Hello Sexy Man bar will still be there tomorrow, and the mamasan knows the ID of her girls. As far as lying about your age, that’s not such a bad idea. I heard of one 70 year old chap, when seen walking down the street with a cute 17 year old, told his friends it was easy. “I lied about my age. I told her I was 95!” If you are getting really desperate, talk to the girls in the optical stores. They are all well dressed and university graduates. You must be needing glasses at your age, so you’ve got a good excuse for being there. They also do eye checks for free, and that’s a free offer without a hoop of balloons outside either. Don’t despair, Larry. Just be nice to everyone you meet. Very soon someone will snap you up for whom you are, and not just to get their hands on your pension.

Dear Hillary,
One of the girls at my office has been very friendly to me recently. Holds my hand when talking to me in the corridor, and always goes out of her way to talk to me and smiles a lot in my direction. Her English seems pretty good, but I don’t know if she is married or not. She did ask me what I was going to give her for Xmas and this knocked me over a bit, so I did get her some chocolates. Where do I go from here?
Confused
Dear Confused,
From the sketchy details you have given me, Petal, it is very hard to know exactly what is in the lady’s mind. However, she obviously does enjoy her chats in the corridor. You say you don’t know if she is married or not, so how is Hillary going to know! But it is easy to find out. Next time you are having a chat in the corridor, why don’t you just ask her? “Are you married?” is not difficult to say, is it? If that momentous step is too daunting, just ask one of the other girls in the office if she is married. Thais are very inquisitive and all the office girls will know each other’s marital status (and ‘martial’ status too). Loosen up a little, or maybe you’d like to join Lonely Larry in the supermarket. The price check lady in the vegetable section is fairly unattached, I believe!

Dear Hillary,
My letter is a little bit different from all the usual no-hopers who write in to you. I’m a happy, single man, well off, get my pick of the ladies, so why am I writing to you? My only problem is that after a couple of nights, the ladies all want to move in with me. Some of them bring over not just a change of clothes, but a whole wardrobe full. I have no intention of settling down - and why should I? Like I say, I get my pick, so why spoil it. You must have heard the saying ‘why buy a book when you can join a library?’
Pete
Dear Pete,
How lucky are you? You get to wake up with the most adorable man in the world, in your opinion - yourself. Time to change your name to Narcissus, though I would suggest you take all the mirrors down in your bathroom, or you might find yourself falling in love just like the long departed Narcissus. Poor Narcissus saw his reflection and fell in love with it, and could not be away from it, and pined to death looking into the pool. Meanwhile the nymph Echo who fell in love with Narcissus also pined away, just like your ‘lucky’ ladies who try and leave their clothes in your wardrobe. It is not often I can indulge myself in mythology and poetry, but Pete, read this little poem penned many years ago by William Cowper (AD 1731-1800) and entitled:
“On an ugly fellow”
“Beware, my friend, of crystal brook
Or fountain, lest that hideous hook.
Thy nose, thou chance to see;
Narcissus’ fate would then be thine,
And self-detested thou would’st pine,
As self-enamored he.”
You may think you are God’s gift to women, but you’re just another meal ticket, Petal.


Learn to Live to Learn: with Andrew Watson

The greatest party of the century

The reason we had made the instinctive trek to Berlin in the first place was to share in a little bit of history; to be a part of it all. We were gate-crashing the greatest party of the century. We wanted to know what it felt like when something monumental happened – something monumentally good. Growing up under Thatcher had, despite our relatively privileged background, engendered very little in the way of inspiration. It was as if the people en masse, were subliminally and increasingly crassly and obviously, actively encouraged to think, feel and vote with the wallet. Everyone was out for themselves, ignorance was king and there wasn’t a one-eyed man in sight in Thatcher’s land of the blind to overthrow it.
It was with a shared sense of dissatisfied irony that we looked beyond our green and pleasant land for respite from oppression. It was a long way to go for a party, but a short distance to go for an event of such historical magnitude. Perhaps the great egalitarian free spirit which was overflowing in Berlin might spread like warm sunshine across the continent? You could feel the warmth in people’s smiles; it was contagious, and excitement spread like sun replacing shadow across the city. It was like being in love. We hardly slept, every waking hour filled with flirtatious notions of what the coming hours might hold. We were intoxicated with anticipation.
It wasn’t the first time that as individuals we had found ourselves in times and places of some significance, but it was the first time that as a group we had gone in search of it. The privilege of attendance at some of these previous events had been at best, questionable, and in many ways I think we felt that Berlin was a chance to redress the balance a bit. One of our number, his face rendered small by an outlandish and improbably large proboscis, had been in Minsk as an exchange student at the time of the Chernobyl meltdown. He described two “unusually warm days” before being evacuated. I had been romantically engaged in northern Israel during the summer of 1982, when my reverie was most vulgarly interrupted by the military machinations of Ariel Sharon. Whilst the bunker could be positively utilised as a “place of active diversion” some of the crashes felt uncomfortably close. Another of our number had found himself in Caracas during a military coup and studiously avoided bullets by rigorously observing the curfew. It had been a particularly unstable period in Venezuela. Frankly, we thought, he had been “Caracas” to go there in the first place.
Kreuzberg was the place of choice for partying in Berlin in ‘89, the “Latin quarter” if you will, an area where our Bohemian, hedonistic tendencies could be given free rein. Every city has one, of course, but I wilfully misuse the term, unrepentantly plagiarised from Paris. Kreuzberg could much more fairly be described as “little Turkey” and was a place of colour and sound, where all the glorious indulgence of life’s youthful incarnation emanated from bars, cafes and restaurants and spilled onto the streets into a veritable riot of the possible. It was above all, a time of great hope.
Geographically, in 1989, Kreuzberg was in an isolated position, with its Eastern parts almost entirely surrounded by the wall. Checkpoint Charlie was in the West of the district, as was the site of the horrific murder of Peter Fechter in 1962, a defining moment which perhaps more than any other crystallized how the wall’s appearance allowed for the abdication of humanity. Escaping East Berlin across the “death strip” with his friend, Helmut Kulbeik, both reached the wall, as East German guards fired on them. Although Kulbeik succeeded in crossing the wall, Fechter, still on the wall, was shot in the pelvis in plain view of hundreds of witnesses. He fell back into the death-strip on the Eastern side, where he remained in view of Western onlookers, including journalists. Despite his screams, he received no medical assistance from either East or West and he bled to death. Hundreds in West Berlin formed a spontaneous demonstration, shouting “Murderers!” at the border guards.
In the moments leading up to New Year, for all the electricity, excitement and energy generated by a million people heaving around the Brandenburg gate, it was necessary to remember that this party, this celebration, was also a requiem for Peter Fechter and the countless other victims of the Cold War. The war had ended and the victory was won by the power of the people. The small voice of hope in a Pandora’s Box of human horrors had, against all the odds, overcome forces of overwhelming, impenetrable evil.
And so it came to pass that we surged through the close, cramped crowds to the foot of the wall at the Brandenburg gate, where it was at its thickest, rising ten feet high above us. Somehow, madmen in their fervour had scaled the heights of the Brandenburg gate herself, to which they clung precariously waving the flags of Germany, Britain, of France, the United States and many more besides. It was the victory the Germans never had. Moreover, it felt like a victory for internationalism.
With helping hands grabbing from above and pulling us up one by one, we clambered up onto the wall, exalted. Even hours before, this would have been a dangerously stupid thing to do. It was about two metres thick, packed with a throbbing mass of happy, swaying humanity, singing the songs of the champions of freedom, from Dylan to Lennon, chanting, shouting slogans of the revolution. We stood on the precipice and looked out across no man’s land to the East, waving to the guards, who waved back, smiling, laughing. No guns now.
Then, as the clock struck twelve, the masses swarmed over the wall, left and right as far as the eye could see, and charged across to the East. No borders now. It was a remarkable sight. In the middle of no man’s land, we five cracked open a bottle of champagne atop Hitler’s bunker and equally ceremoniously did what comes naturally to his memory. Then we raced around like mad fools, criss-crossing from East to West and back again, until the sun rose on a new world. We thought the party would never end.
Next week: The morning after the night before


DOC ENGLISH Teaching your kids how to learn English:

Humanistic Language Teaching

Hello! I hope that your children are progressing well and studying hard. I had the chance to check out the Nintendo Wii game console recently and I must say that homework faces some stiff competition these days. I did not buy one because I think I’d never do any work with it lying around. When I was a kid there were no home computers and nothing on telly, so I did my homework out of sheer boredom.
This week we look at Humanistic Language Teaching (HLT). Essentially, this is a teaching approach that allows children to feel more valued, more involved in the teaching process and more in control of their own learning.
Like many teachers, I often feel that my lessons are in danger of becoming too teacher-centered, because I plan lessons, deliver them and then decide what is right and wrong in my own classroom. I am under pressure to deliver a curriculum, deliver facts and to get lessons started and finished on time. There is often little time for chat and for developing new ideas. Sometimes teacher-centred lessons can be really BORING for students. If you have ever sat in an adult class, or listened to a lecture, you must have found it really boring to sit there for ages without being allowed to interrupt or contribute to the discussion. It’s like being at a dinner party where you are not allowed to speak, your opinions are not valued and you have to listen to some windbag go on for ages about the price of butter in Foodland.
The HLT approach emphasizes a need to listen to students, encourage them, foster new ideas and share tasks. There is a focus on spoken communication, rather on just reading and writing tasks. The teacher is seen as a facilitator and equal to the student, there to guide the student rather than control.
So, how to begin as a Humanistic teacher at home? First, provide plenty of time for warm ups. Before rushing into homework tasks, ask your child about their day. Ask them what they liked and disliked. Take time to discover what they are learning at school and how it relates to their homework task.
Next, choose a subject to talk about and listen to your child. Let them practice talking without interruption. Value what they are saying, not how they say it. Perhaps you could discuss an event at school, what happened and why. Encourage and reward their efforts with praise, don’t criticize. The expression of feelings is very important in HLT. Let your child know how you feel about the event.
Check that your child’s homework is neither too hard nor too easy. If it is too hard and the child is unable to complete it on their own, send it back to the teacher with a note that a slightly easier task is required. If it is too easy, again let the teacher know. Generally teachers would not be offended by such an action. The child should be able to complete the homework on their own and it should also relate to what they are doing in class. Homework should be aimed at a level of ability slightly higher than your child’s current level of ability. For example, when reading, books should have a just a few new words and structures.
It does not matter if your child makes a few mistakes, as long as they try their best. Don’t correct any errors as the teacher will want to see these. Teachers use errors to gain a picture of a child’s development. If you correct them all, the teacher will get an incorrect picture of their current ability. Correct using hints and tips, never put the child down or make them feel inadequate.
When reading, ask your children to express opinions on the story and how they would feel in a similar situation. You can do this also when you watch TV together. Ask your children to make predictions on what will happen. They will have to imagine themselves in a different role to do this and think about other people’s feelings.
Finally, if your child is simply not in the mood to study, don’t force them. If you are able to coax them to the table, make sure they walk away from each homework session with a sense of accomplishment. Remind them what they have learnt and what they have achieved. Never give a back-handed compliment such as, “You did well, considering…” Always make them feel good about themselves. The point is not for your child to finish the work, or even to get it all right. The achievement is in the process of learning, not the product or result. If my students have tried their hardest and feel good about what they have achieved on any given day, then that’s good enough for me. If we don’t finish or even if they have learnt something different to what I intended because they chose the path of the lesson, than that’s fine.
I hope you enjoyed hearing about HLT. If you want to find out more you can check out: http://www.hltmag .co.uk and if you want some humanistic language exercises you can carry out with your children you can visit these child-centered sites for younger kids: http://pbskids. org and http://www.sesame workshop.com/sesamestreet. For older children, you might like to visit the BBC site at http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/ and click on links to ‘PSHE’ and ‘Citizenship’.
That’s all for now ladies and gentlemen. Remember you can mail queries, complaints and suggestions to [email protected]. This week I would be particularly interested to hear your opinions and suggestions on Pattaya schools and on education in general, in the ‘Land of Smiles’.


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya
Charlie Wilson’s War: US Drama (97 mins) – Directed by Mike Nichols. Starring Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts. A smart, sophisticated entertainment for grownups – snappy, amusing, and ruefully ironic. Rated R in the US for strong language, nudity/sexual content. Generally favorable reviews.
27 Dresses: US Comedy/Romance (107 mins) – Frothy, funny, and formulaic; a pleasantly predictable romantic comedy. Mixed or average reviews.
Valentine: Thai Romance/Comedy – A couple discover their sexes have been swapped.
Ghost-in-Law: Thai Comedy/Horror – Father gives newlyweds a huge mansion as a gift, but bride’s mother schemes to wrest ownership for herself. The bride suddenly dies, and comes back to haunt her mother-in-law and those that killed her.
Chocolate: Thai Action – Superior Thai film about an autistic girl who is a genius at martial arts. The movie was written for its star “Jeeja” and she is indeed quite a discovery. She has been training for this film for four years, and has no stunt double - she’s playing every scene herself. Be sure to stay through the closing credits, which show shots of stuntmen being injured during the shooting. If you’re going to see any Thai martial arts film this year, make it this one – it’s got everything. Within the conventions of a martial arts movie, it’s really quite inventive.
CJ7: Hong Kong Comedy – Delightful! Stephen Chow finds a toy for his young son which is actually a sort of Chinese E.T. It’s dubbed in Thai, with English subtitles. I thought it odd and quirky, perhaps with some strange ideas of parenting, and with an unbelievable little bully at the kid’s school who I wanted to kill! It tickled my funny bone, and I found myself laughing out loud at times. A lot of fun for kids and adults.
L: Change the World: Japan Thriller – This prequel to the previous two very popular Death Note films focuses on the character “L” who looks like a manga drawing come to life and for whom eye liner was invented, as well as the words “lanky,” “slouch,” and “androgynous.” Thai dubbed version only.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: US Thriller/Drama – A truly gruesome work of art, with Johnny Depp outstanding in this brilliant Stephen Sondheim musical/opera. I loved it. “What you will see is as dark as the grave. What you will hear is some of the finest stage music of the past 40 years.” Rated R in the US for graphic bloody violence. All the throat slashings have been censored in Thailand (with “pixilation”). Even so, I warn you, it is not for the faint of heart, not for the squeamish, not for dislikers of Sondheim. But I think you should give it a chance to work its wonders on you. Reviews: Universal acclaim.
American Gangster: US Crime/Drama – With Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe giving performances I found mesmerizing. Their ultimate confrontation in a talk across a table is truly fine. A far-from-true story, as it turns out, from our own backyard up in Chiang Mai, as an American gangster negotiates drug-running contracts with Golden Triangle drug lords. Generally favorable reviews.
First Flight: Thai Drama – A well-meaning enterprise beset with technical difficulties, this film certainly has its heart in the right place, as it attempts to create pride in the early years of Thai aviation and the formation of the Thai air force, with a grafted-on love story. Impressive flying sequences in those rickety early airplanes.
Siyama: Village of Warriors: Thai Action – Three Thai students of ancient Thai warfare are miraculously transported back to the time of an Ayuthaya battle, arriving just as a battle is about to begin between the Thais and a ruthless enemy, causing great confusion. Some very good battle sequences.
Enchanted: US Animated/Comedy – I was delighted by this film! It’s a smart re-imagining of your basic Disney fairy tales, featuring witty dialogue, sharp animation, and a star turn by Amy Adams. Generally favorable reviews.
Scheduled to open Thu. Feb. 21
Jumper:
US Adventure/Sci-Fi – With Samuel L. Jackson. A genetic anomaly allows a young man to teleport himself anywhere. He discovers his “jumping” ability when he is a child. He discovers that this gift has existed for centuries, and finds himself in the midst of a war that has been raging for thousands of years between “Jumpers” and those who have sworn to kill them, the “Palidens.”
Kod (Handle Me With Care): Thai Romance/Drama – A three-armed man from Lampang worries he might be considered a freak, decides to remove one of his two left arms, but his girlfriend likes him the way he is. (I’m not making this up!)
Kung Fu Dunk: Hong Kong/Taiwan Sport/Comedy – The film stars superstar Jay Chou as an orphan turned Shaolin martial artist who somehow ends up playing basketball using his Shaolin skills. Rumored to be one of the most expensive films to come out of Taiwan.


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Most, if not all, of us store our documents, pictures, music and video files in the most common place in the world - “My Documents”. Windows XP gives you the freedom to keep your My Documents folder in any location you wish.

Now you may ask, “Why should I move My Documents somewhere else?” Remember the day when the guy at your favorite computer store said, “Sorry Sir. Your Windows crashed, your files are lost and we cannot do anything about it but to format your computer.”
Let’s not let that day come back to us. Moving your My Documents away from C Drive or “System Drive” can save your files when your computer accidentally crashes or needs to be formatted for any reason. Plus, My Documents tends to be a very large folder as we have music and videos in there as well. By moving it to another drive, it frees up a lot of space in your C drive.
To do this, you must have a second drive, like D drive, in your computer.
Here’s a simple and safe way to relocate your My Documents folder in Windows XP:
1) First, you will have to create a “My Documents” folder in a new location. I recommend that you create one in D drive. The path should then be “D:\My Documents\”
2) On the original My Documents icon, which is usually on the Desktop, right-click mouse on the icon and select properties and you will get the “My Documents Properties” box.
3) Under “Target folder location”, click “Move”.
4) When asked to “Select a Destination”, choose the location of the new My Documents folder you have created earlier, which is, the My Documents folder under the D drive. Then, click OK.
5) Click OK again on the My Documents Properties box. You will then be asked to confirm if you want to move the files from the old location to the new location; verify and click Yes. The files in your old My Documents will then be automatically moved to the new one in your D drive.
Your My Documents is now officially moved to a new and safer location!
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