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Mexico’s Erica takes Miss International Queen 2006 crown

Tremendous Totty at Tiffany’s

Balcony prepares fabulous feast for Chaine de Rotisseurs

Club members take a trip to the past during PCEC meeting

Royal College of Defence Studies tours eastern Seaboard

Hard knocks at Hard Rock as men take victory at chair ball contest

Humanity in Motion


Mexico’s Erica takes Miss International Queen 2006 crown

(L to R) 3rd runner up Nong Tong-Ratravee Jiraprapakul from Thailand, Miss International Queen 2006 Erica Andrews from Mexico, and runner up Patricia Montrecarlo from the Philippines.

Ariyawat Nuamsawat
Mexico’s Erica Andrews won the Miss International Queen 2006 crown on October 28, in a glittering event held at Tiffany’s Show Theatre and differing from a conventional international beauty contest only in the fact that all the competitors were genetically male.
Twenty-four transvestites from 13 countries attended the pageant, and in addition to the contest also took part in a hectic round of activities at various locations in Pattaya.
Erica Andrews emerged as the winner, taking home 10,000 dollars, a sash, a crown, a trophy, and other awards from sponsors. The first runner-up was Patricia from the Philippines, who received 2,000 dollars, while Ratravee took third place and won 1,500 dollars.


Tremendous Totty at Tiffany’s

Will Burroughs
Breakfast, lunch and a fish supper at Tiffany’s please, if Saturday’s mass celebration of delicious, delectable, daedalian damsels of delirium and delight is anything to go by. You didn’t need to be capernoited but it helped, at the most sensational showing yet of International Queens, at the competition that is a show and the show which is all about competition; Miss International Queen 2006.

Erica Andrews from Mexico was crowned Miss International Queen 2006.

Tiffany’s was packed to the rafters from early evening as Pattaya’s glitterati gathered at the mother’s pride of parties, in anticipation of a night of rampant extravagance. Some came incognito, some came in their petticoats, some came in their trousers, but fat, thin, tall, short, old and young - they were all there, imbibing an atmosphere of cosmopolitan brilliance.
In the foyer, to fuel a vibrant sense of occasion, some of Tiffany’s finest performed rock solid items to an already excitable audience, immersed in fine, fine wine and cake. Oh! The indulgence was almost too much to bear; you could grasp, squeeze and massage the eagerness. It was everywhere! Now, Tiffany’s know how to keep an audience in suspense, just as fluidly as they know how to dress their dancers in suspenders. Such divine providence awaited us, such undiluted Romanesque pleasure; the unmistakeable odour of musk filled our consciousness and it was enough to crack you up. Beads of sweat formed on the crowd’s brows; mouths were dry, lips were wet. The waiting had become almost unbearable; it was like Schrödinger’s cat; knowing what was on the inside yet not quite knowing…

H.E. Arno Riedl (centre) the Austrian Ambassador was a special guest of Orawan and Sutham Phanthusak MD of Tiffany’s Cabaret Show.
Just thinking about such sumptuous voluptuousness beyond the curtains created a sense of unending longing, unbending want. So much for quantum theories of the principle of superposition; “let me at ‘em!” the crowd seemed to be baying. They wanted their cream and by golly they were going to get it.
Then we were forcing our way in, filling a theatre already alive with expectation with a unique, deep and penetrating electrical force which only an audience freed from the shackles of sociological condition can generate and sustain. Then more suspenders, until the exceptional grandeur of this landmark event was smashed into life by the larger than credible Mimi Marks, (I’m sure she does) Miss International Queen of 2005, who spanked off a rip-roaring rendition of ‘New York, New York’. Here was Tiffany’s in all its majesty; trans-gender gyrators strutted their redoubtable stuff across a stage of immense and inimitable sensuality. Their towering physiques pirouetted, they tossed and turned, riveting the audience to their seats as eyes bulged. It was difficult not to gawp. The sound of jaws hitting the floor seemed to resonate across a canopy of open mouthed faces as the unfeasible erupted before an audience clearly and volubly aroused. And this was just the floor-play.

Miss International Queen 2006, Erica Andrews is flanked by runners up Ratravee Jiraprapakul (left) and Patricia Montecarlo (right).
Oh and then, what a vision met the eyes of the assembled as twenty four items of the most colossal, tremendous, transvestite totty trotted out towards them. From far and wide they had come, these beings; so infinite in facility were they that they appeared to be beyond this earth and from all corners of the cosmos. They spread themselves longingly across the stage and the audience drank it all in, willingly, lovingly. One kilted wit, in welcome respite from gorging his eyes on such manifest beauty conjectured whether these transatlantic trannies were indeed wireless? We thought on the whole, probably not. The Philippines sent the biggest contingent; all flair, variety and colour in a veritable riot of the possible. From a distance, they looked luscious. From close up, I felt like I was melting into my hosiery. The contribution of Thailand to competition was the long “Nong Tong” Ratravee Jiraprapakul, a strapping, lithe lass who when bedecked in cadmium red set the pulses a flutter. Her hips seemed to undulate with an unearthly rhythm. I was hypnotised indeed.

Mimi Marks, Miss International Queen of 2005 in her rip-roaring rendition of ‘New York, New York’ medley.

But stiff competition is a harsh mistress and after the first round only ten lucky babes remained. Then more cavorting and we were whittled down to the final three; the poised Patricia Montecarlo from the Philippines, erotic Erica Andrews from Mexico, and exotic Ratravee Jiraprapakul, the crowd’s favourite. Then, as if it were to be endured (surely it could not be!) more tense moments as the winner’s packet was drawn and opened. Then, swimming in floods of tears of relief, lathering herself with the soap of great joy and reveling in a rapturous reception from the entire theatre, erotic, ecstatic, euphoric Erica Andrews from Mexico was crowned “Miss International Queen 2006”. The sash was smooth across her powerful frame, her crown sat on her head triumphantly and the trophy she clasped to her heart with the poignant delicacy of a successful operation; she had won, she had won! She clasped the symbols of her success close to her, like a leather girdle and then opened up with a flourish and shared her joy. Ten thousand pink US dollars to the good, she had a smile as broad as a boulevard across her picturesque visage. It was well done.

Alisa Phanthusak (left) did it again, organising one of the most outstanding and successful pageants ever. Miss Thailand World Melisa Mahaphol (3rd left) was on the panel of judges with other VIPs including Saman Suthipongkaset, Rewat Pon-lookin (centre), Phanu Charoenphol and runners up of the Miss Thailand World Yada Migelli and Panasarom Koomkit were also in the audience.

Second place can mean first loser, but not here; first runner up was pretty Patricia, who received $3,000 pink US dollars, a sash, crown and trophy, whilst coming close behind in third was the people’s popular choice, leggy and long “Nong Tong” from Thailand, who received $1,500 pink US dollars, a sash, crown and trophy and the promise of other awards from her many supporters. Reflecting on her third place finish, she reckoned that she had made a mistake when she couldn’t concentrate on answering a question, which had probably dropped her points. Nonetheless, long “Nong Tong” smiled radiantly as she spoke of continuing her studies, or perhaps continuing her work at the Tiffany’s show. Whatever the weather, she had had a great time and encouraged the younger generation to get involved with future Miss International Queen pageants.
The winners of the other awards were: Miss Maria from Korea for “Best National Dress”, Domanique Shappelle from the US for “Miss Talent” (not specified), the Miss Ripley’s popular vote went to Alexis Marinas Jaromillo from the Philippines (believe it or not) and Miss Congeniality went to Shaina Marie Barber from the Philippines, whilst the winner of Miss Photogenic was Armela Esguera from the Philippines.
As the theatre emptied in the early hours of the morning, one word resonated in my heart and mind, “Tremendous”.


Balcony prepares fabulous feast for Chaine de Rotisseurs

Elfi Seitz
The Balcony Restaurant is renowned for its excellent food, often prepared by owner Rachaen, who is a very talented chef, and so the restaurant was the ideal venue for a Chaine de Rotisseurs evening.
Manageress Jirarat “PJ” Thesrak welcomed the guests and offered everyone a few glasses of champagne in the beautiful garden with its waterfall.
In the absence of baillie Louis Noll, Hugh Millar, Chaine de Rotisseurs Pattaya’s sergeant-of-arms, was in charge of the event, and did so with his usual panache.
Dinner began with a remoulade of horseshoe crab and tiger prawn, an outstanding presentation with the crab served with cream and caper mousse set on a tomato skin and surrounded by a mustard and orange dressing with the prawns and salad.
First wine served was a Chardonnay Punta Nogal Chilian 2004 from Chile’s Casablance Valley. I loved it and so did all at my table. A perfect wine for any occasion.
The second course of the evening was a consommé a la Reine, a very light mushroom soup with egg threads and tapioca styled as fish roe.
The conviviality of the evening grew, as the food tasted wonderful and the wine had been selected well.
In keeping with Chaine tradition, the main dish was a roast, with a veal tenderloin from Australia prepared to perfection with subtle hints of rosemary.
To accompany the main course, the wine selected was a Cabernet Sauvignon Punta Nogal Chilian 2003, a light red wine with a hint of blackberry, raspberry and blackcurrant.
A cheese platter with Brie, Camembert and blue cheese followed, and the final course of the evening was chocolate ice cream with raspberry compote. Not only the taste, but also the composition of colors and flavors made it unforgettable for the guests. No wonder the Balcony is famous for its cakes and desserts. To make it even better, a Château de Loei Chenin Blanc 2003 from Thailand was served as a dessert wine.
The Balcony proved with this very fine evening that it truly belongs in the circle of the Chaine de Rotisseurs of Pattaya.
Certificates of appreciation were handed out to Lomtoei, the head of the kitchen brigade, to Panom on behalf of the service staff, and to Rachaen and PJ for all their great work.

Everyone including the staff, management and members of the Chaine des Rotisseurs had wonderful evening at the Balcony.


Club members take a trip to the past during PCEC meeting

This week’s meeting of the Pattaya City Expats Club (PCEC) on Sunday 22nd at Henry J. Bean’s included a guest speaker with a difference. This week the main speaker was a long standing member of the club, Paul Back.
To say that Paul has been a resident of Pattaya for a long time would be a gross misstatement, as he originally arrived in Pattaya in 1967 and made his home here. An electrical engineer by trade, Paul also worked in Saudi Arabia and Vietnam.
But it was Paul’s description and experience of Pattaya during those very early days that was the theme of his talk, which he illustrated with several photos from the era.
Legend has it that the US military personnel ‘discovered’ Pattaya for R & R purposes. Paul’s opinion was that there were in fact few Americans in the town at that time, as most preferred to spend their time in Bangkok. Those that did visit were stationed at U-Tapao.
Describing the nightlife of the era, the bar in Pattaya which was claimed to be the first, was known as the Barbos Barn House Bar. Early rock n’ roll music was played and the furniture was removed to allow dancing. The ladies at the time wore sarongs and there was but one recognised katoey named Noi!
As far as accommodation was concerned, the first hotel was the Nipa Lodge, now renamed the Nova Lodge. This was followed by the Pattaya Beach Hotel and the Pumpet Guesthouse.
During the early to mid 70s the first souvenir shops appeared with coral, long since disappeared, being a favorite item. At this time the first few tourist groups could be seen arriving, particularly from Germany.
In summary, Paul provided a fascinating commentary of early Pattaya before the Royal Garden Plaza would ever have been imagined.
Paul’s talk was followed by an update on the club’s excursions, which are becoming very active. Drew Noyes provided an update of the forthcoming comprehensive 5 day trip to Chang Mai. Next up were Chairman Andre Machelson and Steve Watt who announced and provided an itinerary of the PCEC organized 3 day excursion to Kanchanaburi including an overnight stay at Sai Yok National Park to take place during late November.
The regular Open Forum was then underway and this proved to be the usual lively and entertaining session. One member announced that by attending the mid week investment club a portfolio of recommended shares had netted him a 10% profit in a matter of weeks.
For more information regarding, not only PCEC Sunday meetings but also the varied mid week activities, please see the Community Happenings section of Pattaya Mail or, for more detail, visit the Club’s website at pattayacityexpatsclub.com


Royal College of Defence Studies tours eastern Seaboard

Members of the Royal College of Defence Studies toured the Eastern Seaboard.

Earlier this month, the British Embassy hosted an overseas tour party from the Royal College of Defence Studies (RCDS) in the UK. This overseas tour was the culmination of their study of international issues at the College and to provide members with a feel for the nature, achievements, problems and prospects of the countries that they visited. After visiting various countries in Asia, they came to Thailand.
In addition to embassy briefings on political, commercial, social and security aspects it was decided it would be beneficial for the tour party to actually see part of the country itself. With that in mind, the embassy and the British Chamber of Commerce Thailand (BCCT) organised a trip to the Eastern Seaboard as part of the commercial element of the tour.
The RCDS visited Triumph Motorcycles at the Amata Nakorn Industrial Estate and then came to Pattaya to study certain aspects of the tourism industry. Before heading back to Bangkok the following morning they had a breakfast meeting with James Howard, MD of Katoen Natie, Peter Malhotra, MD of the Pattaya Mail and Graham Macdonald of MBMG International and chairman of the BCCT on the Eastern Seaboard.
The aforementioned were asked many questions about all aspects of living and working on the Eastern Seaboard. It was a frank discussion on the issues of doing business in Thailand, touching on everything from local politics to having to deal with the Customs Departments and the problems in having a commercial presence in the Eastern Seaboard. Many other topics were also touched on and the party left Pattaya to continue their tour full in the knowledge that the Eastern Seaboard is a thriving place that promises much for those willing to invest in the region.

Peter Malhotra, MD of the Pattaya Mail, is able to answer any and all questions about life in this area of Thailand.

James Howard (right), MD of Katoen Natie talks about the business potential on the Eastern Seaboard.

Graham Macdonald (right) of MBMG International and chairman of the BCCT on the Eastern Seaboard, explains the great support British companies receive here.


Hard knocks at Hard Rock as men take victory at chair ball contest

Narisa Nitikarn
A highlight of Hard Rock Sports Day on October 24 was the chair ball contest, with the Male Administrators Team versus the Female Employees Team.

Hard Rock Hotel Pattaya GM Andrew Khoo welcomes the competitors to the event.
With Pol Col Ittipol Ittisarnronnachai, superintendent of Pattaya Immigration, Chaiwat Charoensuk, director of the TAT Central Region 3 Office, and Apichat Phuetphan, deputy head of Pattaya City administration on the Male Team, the men scored in the first two minutes and ended up the winners with a score of 23:16.
This was the fifth of Hard Rock’s annual sports days. This year competitors were divided into four teams, Orange, Sky Blue, Pink and Yellow. In addition to the games there was a parade and participation in the cheerleader competition.
General manager Andrew Khoo got the day off to a start by shooting a ball into a basket, in chair ball style.
Hard Rock Sports Day is part of a program of activities for the staff, running through to December 15 and including a competition based on hotel activities such as food and beverage, kitchens and housekeeping.

Pol Col Ittipol Ittisarnronnachai, superintendent of Pattaya Immigration, makes a play during the game.

The Yellow team comes marching in.

Cheerleaders give it their all in the Extreme cheerleader competition.


Humanity in Motion

Records smashed at 3rd Rotary Cross Bay Charity Swim

Deputy Mayor Ronakit and Graham Hunt-Crowley, Chairman of the Organising Committee pose for a group photograph with the swimmers and children from Baan Jing Jai Orphanage.

Will Burroughs &
Paul Strachan

The temperate climes and gentle undulations of the waves at the Dusit Resort Pattaya gave no clue as to the drama that was about to unfold, as sixteen superb swimmers took to the sea from the slipway at the sea rescue department south of Bali Hai pier for the 3rd Annual Rotary Cross Bay Charity Swim on Sunday October 22.
Organised by the Rotary Club of Jomtien-Pattaya in conjunction with the Dusit Resort Pattaya, the event has quickly become synonymous with inspirational performance; both in the fields of athletics and charity fund raising. The Baan Jing Jai Orphanage has been the main beneficiary of this tremendous event; money raised last year went a long way towards sustaining and supplementing the children’s needs over the last twelve months. That’s the essence of Rotary - always going way beyond the minimum - “Plus est en vous” as they say in France.
As the strapping swimmers prepared to immerse themselves in the drink, it was left to Deputy Mayor Ronakit Ekasingh to articulate the feelings of the assembled. “I am very proud that we have such service minded Rotarians in our community,” he said. “Your dedication to sacrifice your time and money for the benefit of the underprivileged people is most commendable. I wish this swim fun and success, but do remember… Safety First.”
Three years ago at the inaugural swim, eight brave swimmers took part. Last year the number increased to ten, and this year’s sweet sixteen is an indication that the event and its worthy cause are gaining in popularity.
The defending champion for the past two years, Glyn Davis, who hails from England, was once again expected to be the pace setter. Conditions for the swim in the first year had been very challenging, but his time had nonetheless set a benchmark. In year two, Glyn had smashed the previous record by 26 minutes, almost surfing home in 52 minutes. This year, both the conditions and the level of competition were just perfect, although Glyn wasn’t confident that he would be able to three-peat his success. The reason, he told PMTV’s Paul Strachan, was that two of the other swimmers were tri-athletes.
The competitors were given a last minute briefing by Simon Simms who explained how to navigate across the bay and assured them that the sea rescue department was on hand “just in case”. Remember: safety first.
It wasn’t only the competition that was hotting up. The temperature was soaring as Deputy Mayor Ronakit blasted on his whistle to set the swimmers in motion. With the Dusit Resort firmly somewhere in their navigational sights and with the officers of the rescue patrol watching from boats and jet skis, with impressive strength and apparent effortlessness, the swimmers penetrated the swell.
Whilst the swimmers swam, the drivers drove. The organizing committee, reporters and spectators clambered into their cars and braved the equally challenging roads of Pattaya. Around the bay they moved, led by president of the Rotarians, Max Rommel, followed by representatives of the Pattaya Sea Rescue Unit and guests. There was no hurry of course; fifty two minutes was the record. Ah, but we should discount neither the potential for paralysis of traffic in Pattaya, nor the very real possibility that the level of competition would bring the swimmers to new levels of performance.
Forty minutes it took to make it to the Dusit and astonishingly, we were only just in time. To resounding applause, Peter Gibney swam the final few strokes and felt sand between his toes. He took in the sight of his fans and the children from the orphanage cheering him on; behind the huge smile adorning his face, there was one question; what was his time? Forty-two minutes was the response - an amazing effort. It seems that Glyn Davis’s fears had been well founded; Peter turned out to be one of the tri-athletes. The bar had been raised and all eyes turned out to sea to look for number two.
We didn’t have to wait long. Seven minutes later the other tri-athlete, William Preston, came home, securing second place just a few strokes ahead of Glyn Davies in a time of 49 minutes 15 seconds. The only female swimmer, lithe and flaxen haired Natalie King, came in forth place with a time of 57 minutes, whilst fifth place went to Simon Thomas with a time of 59 minutes.
The Dusit staff was on hand to provide the swimmers with towels and water and later there was a buffet for all the guests. A sense of competition gave way to an atmosphere of celebration as former Chonburi MP Chanyuth Hengtrakul summed up what had been a tumultuous and dramatic day, “I am very happy to see that the swim has ended so successfully. I am sure that the swimmers have trained hard for today and they have overcome the strong winds and waves to reach the finish line. I thank the Pattaya Sea Rescue Unit for looking after the safety of the swimmers. I thank Rotarians and sponsors for having made this fund-raising event possible to support the Baan Jing Jai Orphanage. I am very proud that we have Rotarians in our community who take pride in ‘Service Above Self’. Your dedication in sacrificing your time and money for the benefit of the underprivileged people is most commendable. I call upon all that is sacred to bless you in all your endeavours and help you further achieve success in all your projects to serve the community.”
“Humanity in Motion” indeed.

Deputy Mayor Ronakit thanks the swimmers for participating in the charity swim.

Deputy Mayor Ronakit blows the whistle to start the race as DGN Peter Malhotra waves them off.

Cristina De Vera, Marketing Communications Manager and Marcus Wirsching, Resident Manager of the Dusit Resort are recognized for their unfaltering efforts towards the success of the event.

Chanyuth Hengtrakul congratulates Peter Gibney as President Max Rommel looks on.

Members of the Rotary Club of Jomtien-Pattaya, gather on the beach to cheer the swimmers onto shore.

Chanyuth Hengtrakul and Pres. Max Rommel pose with the swimmers who proudly display their medals and certificates contented in the thought that their efforts have helped many children.

Two lovely ladies seem to enjoy their afternoon at the Dusit Beach.

The 3.5 km swim can make you real hungry, swimmers dig into the snacks and refreshments provided by the Dusit Resort.

The Pattaya City Sea Rescue Unit watch closely as swimmers swam across the Pattaya bay.

Supporters on a rescue boat cheered the plucky swimmers on.