DINING OUT - ENTERTAINMENT

Don Joe

Dining with the Don

Six years is a long time in the Pattaya restaurant business, and in “The Strip” (Walking Street), six years is several lifetimes. But here he is, Joe Parlati with his Italian English and his big smile, still at the upper end of Walking Street (almost opposite Tony’s Nightclub) about 50 meters past the Marine Bar, heading towards Nang Nual and the Siam Bayshore Hotel. The restaurant used to be called Da Joe (Joe’s Place), but about a year ago it became Don Joe (shortly after Joe had a painting done, with him standing, like the Dons of old, with his hand on Marlon Brando’s shoulder, as the Godfather!).

We called in unannounced one night last week, and Joe was his usual effusive self as we approached the narrow entrance, lined with bottles of (Italian) wine. If you have not been there before, after the wine “cellar” you go through a small wine bar, and then into the dining areas. Joe claims he has “the largest selection of Italian wines in Pattaya,” with house wines on tap and specials such as a most inexpensive Sicilian Shiraz all the way through to Brunello Montalcino and Solaia at 25,000 baht. He also has a fine selection of different grappas.

From the wine bar, it is into the air-conditioned dining section, decked out with salmon pink walls, Italian bric-a-brac and art (all from Verona, Joe’s home town, he will be quick to tell you), and then finally to the covered area out over the water. This seats around 50 diners under overhead fans, to keep the cooling sea breezes circulating. The tables are covered in red tablecloths with white throw-overs and the bench seating is padded.

Along with the new name, Joe has printed new menus, all very arty, but do remember your reading glasses as the type face is quite small. Every item on Joe’s menu is home made, all from the original Italian old style recipes. The menu covers antipasti, starters and salad, ranging in price between B. 50-350, with many dedicated vegetarian items on offer. Next up are pastas and soups (around B. 140-200), then seafood with the majority B 150-300.

Mains cover the full Italian range with most between B. 200-350, pizzas (around B. 140-250) and finally desserts and coffees. There is also a small Thai menu for anyone who has not understood this is an Italian restaurant!

If you like Italian food keep these in mind. In the pasta line-up, the vegetarian tortelloni alla ricotta e spinaci has a superb flavour. For lovers of gorgonzola, the pan fried beef steak that comes pocketed with gorgonzola, with a fresh gorgonzola sauce with red wine is an aromatic delight. Another excellent meat dish is the pork medallions, with a mushroom and Madeira sauce, wonderfully tender meat and a smooth sauce. Joe’s pickles are home-made, the Don will proudly tell you, as are his grilled aubergines and sun-dried tomatoes and cocktail onions.

The mixed antipasti platter with its various salami selections is very pleasant and a great way to settle into an Italian evening meal, and an opportunity to let the wine breathe a little.

However, despite all the menu choices, we have come to learn that the best way to eat at Don Joe is to let “The Don” himself suggest, and just agree, sit back and enjoy. In the meantime, his bevy of young ladies, all fetchingly dressed in (some of the shortest) black skirts, shirts and black caps will keep you in wine, and entertain your children.

Da Joe, and now called Don Joe, remains one of the Dining Out Team’s favorite Italian restaurants. This is not haute cuisine, this is very filling home made Italian repasts. No ceremony, just a great Italian evening. Best with a group, in the true Italian family way. You will enjoy it, and The Don will look after you. Highly recommended.

Don Joe, Ristorante Italiano, 112/2 Moo 10, Walking Street, South Pattaya, telephone 038 710 733, open 4 p.m. until midnight (last orders 11 p.m. as Joe won’t be hurried). Visa, MasterCard and Diners Club cards accepted. Park round the back of Marine Hotel for B. 20.