A large field plays “Misty’s” for the Care for Kids
Misty’s Third Annual Charity Open 2005
It was clear from the size of Friday’s field, 131
players strong, that Misty’s Annual Charity Open has now etched its name
onto the list of premier Pattaya tournaments. The innovations made by owner
Andy James each year make the event a continuum of interest, and coupled
with his choice of a superb venue, Burapha, its popularity can only grow. Of
course, its association with Care for Kids only further embellishes its
popularity. And although the final accounting will be undertaken this week
and all the satang will be counted, Andy will proudly hand over a check to
the Care for Kids fund of at least 150,000 baht.
Lewis
‘Woody’ Underwood presents a certificate of appreciation to Andy for
Misty’s contribution to this year’s Care for Kids charity drive. The
tournament raised approximately 150,000 baht.
A word on the course, Burapha’s American Wood and
British Link, begins with kudos and thanks to General Manager Michael
Mesommont and his capable top man, Patrick. As with any organization, there
are many others who contributed and such was the case as cart boys, caddies,
forecaddies, greens keepers, clubhouse staff, etc. all pitched in. Thanks to
all of them, they made a great day for all as the course presentation and
the service was impeccable.
The
shotgun blast was pre-empted by a three-man parachute jump, all of who
landed safely on the course to fire off a day of golf for kids.
The format was, as it has been since Andy’s brain
fostered the tournament three years ago, a 4-person scramble. Handicaps were
based on the lesser of (a) one-tenth of the sum of the team’s handicaps
and (b) the handicap of the team’s best player. Several teams lost mates
due to the prior evening’s party injuries and their handicaps were
adjusted to compensate. When the registration dust settled 34 teams had set
off for a shotgun start. The shotgun blast was pre-empted by a three-man
parachute jump, choreographed by Belgian Patrick, coming in over the course,
over the bonnet of Neilsen’s BMW’s displayed new 3-Series motorcar and
landing on the course infield. After that, a shotgun blast seemed
anti-climatic.
Russell
White, Steve Hovi, Steve Staley, Chris Oxley, aka Cuel and Unusual collects
their First Runners-up trophies from Andy on stage at Misty’s.
The players were treated to the standard type of
technical prize distractions such as Near Pins (The Classroom), Long Drives
(Shenanigan’s), and Long Putts (Lolitas) which were embellished by the
overt generousness of their respective sponsors’ prizes. In a day of
uniqueness, two BMW motorbikes were offered as hole-in-one prizes. Since the
insurance was already paid, the sponsors of the two holes, Randy Essary of
Morning Cloud and Andy of Misty’s were rooting hard for a winner, but
alas, the 1 million baht prizes went unclaimed.
The
year’s champions, The Classroom with Mike Craighead, Julian Clarke, Jim
Munns, and Peter Henshaw returned 57.5, winning on countback over C & U.
Randy Essary greeted players as they crossed from one
nine to another with Italian sausage dogs and drink for their grateful
consumption. Several holes later the players were provided a variety of
complimentary beers, courtesy of Foster’s Thailand.
The teams made good time around the A and B courses which
showed there teeth with a stiff mid-day breeze on an otherwise fine day. The
scores came in and the seasoned local players started taking the better of
it. When all cards were collected, six were sub net 60. The Birdies Boys
(Roy Thornton, Richard Holmes, Barry Traynor and Glynn Nicholas) left a
couple of putts short, either of which would have given them the whole
enchilada, but that is the way with golf and their 58.0, while superb, was
only good for Second Runner-Up.
Two
of the Birdie Boys remained long enough to collect their third place
winnings from Andy James (center). The team consisting of Roy Thornton,
Richard Holmes, Barry Traynor and Glynn Nicholas returned at net 58.0 for
their place on the podium.
After all the math and 18 holes of struggle it was
remarkable that two teams, Cuel and Unusual and The Classroom, were knotted
at 57.5 each. C&U had 6.5 handicap and The Classroom only 5.5 however
the latter shot 31 on the back nine to the former’s 33. When all the
countin’ was done, Cuel and Unusual (Russell White, Steve Hovi, Steve
Staley, Chris Oxley) was holding the First Runner-up and The Classroom (Mike
Craighead, Julian Clarke, Jim Munns, and Peter Henshaw) held the
Championship. It should be noted that the oldest young man on The Classroom
side, and perhaps in the tournament, Mike “The Mechanic” Craighead, has
now been on the winning side in two consecutive Misty’s Opens. Any three
players who are contemplating playing next year, and there are many, bring
your CV’s for Mike’s review, that is, if you need a fourth and you want
to win!
Misty’s
girls made a hot day hotter by helping out at registration team photos and
post tourney ogling.
The players retired to Misty’s for a sumptuous feast
sponsored by Belgian Patrick’s Restaurant and Palmer’s. Everyone ate and
drink until they were content and cuddled the lovely ladies of Misty’s as
a fine party, interspersed with raffle prizes, carried on until the wee
hours. A brand new step-thru was raffled of as were a number of vouchers
from the vast group of sponsors.
One
of the two BMW motorcycles on offer as hole-in-one prizes, each valued at
over 1 million baht. Despite much encouragement, no-one managed a
hole-in-one to claim either of the bikes.
To make this tournament a success for the Kids required
funds over and above those generated by the tournament entry cost alone.
Special thanks to the contributions of Randy Esary’s Morning Cloud, Randy
Nielsen of Neilsen BMW, Gary of Foster’s Beer, Peter of Suzie Wong’s
A-Go-Go, Andy of Electric Blue - BKK & Patatya, Tim and Darrel of the
Dollhouse- BKK & Patatya, Bruno’s, Mick O’Brian of Moonlight, Star
and Too’s Bars, The Jesters, Dudley of The Penthouse Hotel and The Kitten
Club, Peter of the Classroom, Simon of Shenanigan’s and Gary of Lolita’s
and Peter Yung of Boswell Golf Int’l. Also thanks for the raffle prizes
provided by The Blue Parrot, The Shamrock Bar and Lewiinski’s.
While thanks are being handed out, Manager Tim at
Misty’s deserves a hand, as do the girls who made a hot day hotter by
helping out at registration, team photos, and post tourney banality.
See ya next year, and sign up early, as spots will be
tough to come by. I know of 131 players who are coming back.
Championship Team: The Classroom – Mike Craighead, Julian Clarke, Jim
Munns, and Peter Henshaw – 57.5. 1st Runner-up: Cuel and Unusual –
Russell White, Steve Hovi, Steve Staley, Chris Oxley – 57.5. 2nd
Runner-up: Birdie Boys – Roy Thornton, Richard Holmes, Barry Traynor and
Glynn Nicholas– 58.0. Technical Prizes: Near Pins (sponsored by The
Classroom): #A-3 North – Peter Henderson; #A-6 – Nigel Cannnon; #B-3 –
Roger Koehler; #B-8 – Joe Mooneyham. Long Drives (sponsored by
Shennaigan’s): Dennis Willett and Steve Hovi; Long Putt (sponsored by
Lolita’s): Phil Taylor. Nearest the Keg (sponsored by Misty’s) –
Damien Trant
Future tennis stars turn out for
4th Annual Junior Tennis Tournament
Ariyawat Nuamsawat
The Royal Cliff Beach Resort successfully hosted its 4th
Annual Junior Tennis Championships drawing a field of over 200 girls and
boys aged 8 to 16 years and a crowd of suitably impressed spectators.
Royal
Cliff Beach Resort management and sponsors with all the winners following
the prize giving ceremonies.
Held annually in late August, the tournament aimed at
boosting youth sports and tennis in Thailand, children from around the
country clashed on the resort’s tennis courts for a two-day round robin
competition with winners in each of the ten categories emerging victorious,
taking home trophies and prizes as well as 2,000 baht scholarships.
The
tough juniors competition only improved these kids’ skills preparing them
for fame and glory on the future tennis circuit.
Winners were also awarded points to the national
competition where further matches are set to take place around the country.
The event was co-sponsored by Wilson, Pepsi, Otis Co.,
Foremost Co. Ltd., King Fisher 108 Trading, AIS and Charnpanich Pattaya
Company.
Results:
Girls Winners
Under 8s: Yarda Songkramrod
Under 10s: Suwanya Songkramrod
Under 12s: Natwadee Koccha
Under 14s: Pornsurat Lumduan
Under 16s: Jeerapar Saenphanmitr
Boys Winners:
Under 8s: Krititee Suntornnont
Under 10s: Parn Rungsriborirak
Under 12s: Prom Udomdech
Under 14s: Nattatorn Tunchainant
Under 16s: Nattakit Koccha
Vivat wins Platu Yachting Nationals at Ocean Marina
In blustery conditions, Vivat Poontat
skippering Platu 116 with an all-Thai crew came through to win the Platu
National Title held off Ocean Marina last week. With winds gusting up to
over 30 knots at times he managed to upstage the high-performing combination
of Neil Semple and Morten Jacobsen in Platu 103. Third was Platu 132
skippered by Alex Skaria.
Pink
Pussy Cat (front) running with High Jinks in race 2. (photo by Joseph
Hoppen)
The Championship was held over three days. Friday started
with south-westerly winds of around 25 knots, and the course was changed
from a long-distance race to two windward returns. Saturday’s racing
started with a long-distance course, and when the starting signal sounded at
11 a.m., the wind was up over a true 30 knots, recorded by Race Officer Bill
Gasson on the committee boat.
The Ocean Marina Keel Boat fleet was running another
regatta simultaneously. None of them managed to finish the Sunday race, due
to the rough conditions. David Bell’s Pink Pussy Cat took on a
considerable amount of water through a design fault with the bowsprit
fitting, and came close to sinking. Skipper John Vause of Buzz 8 pulled out
of the race to stand by and assist. C U Later, the Thompson 6.5 was
overpowered by the conditions and decided to retire also.
In the keel boat division, the placings on points were: Buzz 8, John
Vause, 1st: Pink Pussy Cat, David Bell, 2nd: Hi Jinks, Pascal Leray, 3rd.
VIPs hammer Headmen
in football friendly
Ariyawat Nuamsawat
The Banglamung VIP team toppled the Sub-district and
Village Headmen team 3-0 in a football friendly held at the Nongprue field
on August 10. The special match was part of the Banglamung Sub-district and
Village Headmen Day.
The
overall score was not as important as creating unity between administrators
during the friendly match, albeit well played from both sides.
The VIP team led by Pisai Phanomwan Na Ayuthaya, city
councilor took to the field against the Headmen led by Worawit Saisuthapol,
Banglamung district chief. Both teams played hard leaving the score nil-nil
at half time.
After the break, the VIPs regained their second wind
leaving the Headmen in their wake and taking three quick goals in succession
to win the match.
After the game, both sides heartily celebrated the day with a party at
the Nongprue Sub-district annex.
Ladies’ Day at Green Valley
IPGC Pattaya golf society at the OK Corral
On Tuesday, August 16 a large group of golfers from the
Pattaya Golf Society left the OK Corral on a hot day to travel to Green
Valley for a stableford event, with the field playing in two flights, the
cut coming at twenty and under. Such is the popularity of the course that
two fine lady golfers were tempted from distractions elsewhere to join the
competition and they were to feature well in the tournament. A full course
was well prepared with slick greens adding to the challenge of the day, as
did the constant wind which made the day comfortable but “lengthened”
the course considerably. In a tight division one Bill Hewitt’s long game
proved the saviour of his round as his putting continued to give him
problems but he managed to post a creditable score of 35 points for third
place. One shot ahead was local member Jan Eriksen whose course experience
helped him to shoot level par 36 points giving him a share of the top spot
with the popular lady golfer Saranya Chaiyanont. Ya’s recent first-ever
trip to England had seen her achieve her second career hole-in-one and her
game was still on fire at Green Valley! In the second flight George Meigh,
currently very much in form, posted 30 points to share third place with Rob
Dolan, with Les Winch doing better with 34 points, but the star of the
division was diminutive Toy Theobald, playing with a smile and the measure
of her game was such that she posted the only sub-par round of the day, and
excellent haul of 37 points. By any standards it was a fine display of golf
from the relative rookie. The day’s only birdie two was recorded by Les
Winch on the short par-three eighth but his reluctance to take part in the
two’s subplot was rewarded with the Booby Bevy back at the OK Corral. It
had been another memorable golfing day with the PGS and the ladies had
proved to be the worthy winners.
Two tie at the top at Ban
Chang
On Thursday, August 18, the Pattaya Golf Society took
advantage of the club’s generous low season discount scheme to visit the
popular Century Ban Chang course for their weekly medal event and found an
empty course in fine condition, thus setting the stage for a good
tournament. The OK Corral gave its usual warm welcome to Chaten Patel and
Paul Brett and, whilst the latter was a novice Chaten certainly showed his
golfing pedigree by posting a fine one-under par score of net 71 to share
the lead with old hand Ken Graham, for whom the month has certainly been
profitable. Joint ‘Player of the Month’ leader Bill Hewitt only just
failed to take third place with his 74, being usurped by an excellent round
of gross 79, net 73, by Mikael Andersson. Mikael’s eagle three on the long
par-five fourth was the highlight of the day and his golf continues to be
formidable. Some of the pin positions offered a challenge and once again
birdie two’s were absent but Len Jones, on the seventeenth green in
regulation, proceeded to take six putts to find the hole. Three times the
ball ended back at his feet as he attempted a thirty foot uphill putt, and
his fourth departed the green behind the hole. Heineken time for Len!
Congratulations to all players for contributing to yet another very pleasant
day’s golf with the Pattaya Golf Society.
Tony Duth it at last!
Golf from The Caddy Shack
Tuesday, August 16 had the very popular Noble Pace host a medal
competition over the B and C courses. In perfect golfing condition good
scores were the order of the day. Division 2 had Rob Heath, on Net 73, Mr.
Loy level par and James White winning with Net 62. Division one saw a 3 way
tie on level par between Brian Jacks, Neil Hughes and Russell Benson, the
winner was Sam Fitzsimmons with a fine 69. The two’s were shared by Ben
Findon, Aussie Bob (one) and John Mcloone. The bananas went to Shaun
Donavon for his accuracy in throwing golf clubs on the golf course. The
lucky draw was won by Andy Lee.
Thursday 18th was a visit to Eastern Star for a stableford competition
on a very windy day. Another 20 plus golfers made the journey and the cut
was made at 18 and under, division one had Glyn Evans on 34 points winning
from Matt Anderson on 31 points and Mark Joshua in 3rd place on 29 points.
Division two had T.J Trella on the podium for the 1st time in 3rd place
with 33 points, Keith Taylor in second place with 34 points, Tony Duthie at
last finding his form with a creditable 39 points to take 1st place. The
two’s were shared between Tony Duthie and Glyn Evans. The Bananas were
awarded to Les Hall for being so inebriated the night before that he
actually fell asleep on the 17th tee. The complimentary Sunday lunch was
won by Eddie Lee on his first visit to the Caddy Shack. For any new or old
golfers just turn up at the Caddy Shack on a Tuesday or Thursday and
transport and golf is arranged the Caddy Shack is situated on soi 17 on the
same road as the Harley Bar.
Peter Aitcheson & BJ Smith share a memorable week
IPGC golf from The Haven
Monday August 15
Burapha, C & D
Stableford
1st BJ Smith, 39 points
2nd John Mabry, 37 points
3rd Barry Traynor, 36 points
A good turnout was well rewarded with the pleasure of
playing the beautifully prepared C & D course the day following the
Singha Tour “Cotto” Open. Thanks to the slick greens that ran perfectly
“true” putting became a delight, proving one had the line correct!
Generally scores were good and BJ shot a gross 90 for his best score this
year and comfortably took the honors from John (playing with hired clubs)
and Barry Traynor, who showed a nice return to form. The surprise of the day
came from newcomer Jeff Troyer, who showed why he was once a US javelin
champion by easily beating Roy Thornton’s long standing record for
throwing an iron by at least 60 yards... made Roy feel like little Bo Peep!
With the greens playing so true it was probably surprising there were only
three 2s carded on the day, Rick Holmes & Mam Trayling sharing division
1 pool, whilst Peter Aitcheson made his first ever birdie 2 to scoop the
division 2 pot! Prior to the presentation, Richard Livingston, the resident
PGA professional, welcomed Jeff Troyer and welcomed back Mashi Kaneta, John
Mabry and Fred Ewins.
Wednesday August 17
Phoenix Lakes/Ocean
Medal
1st Glyn Nicholas, net 70
2nd Peter Aitcheson, net 71
3rd B J Smith, net 72
As usual the course was in excellent condition even
though the greens on Ocean were very slow and bumpy and the surprisingly low
turnout enjoyed a beautiful day’s golf in lovely conditions. Peter
Aitcheson, having made his first ever 2 on Monday shot a superb 71 net to
break another record, his first ever appearance on the podium! Had Glyn not
regained some form, he may well have enjoyed his first win! BJ continued
where he left off on Monday and completed the podium places, just pipping
Brian Kelly on countback, whose 72 included a 9 thanks to Phoenix’s
over-sanded bunkers. Why the management do not remove a few tons of sand for
future use, saving themselves a great deal of money and providing golfers
with proper bunker hazards remains a complete mystery. Having lost out on
the club throwing record on Monday, Roy regained the club breaking record by
smashing his 5 wood into the ground when his caddie laughed as his ball
disappeared into yet another over sanded bunker. Poor Roy, yes we must
agree, caddies should not laugh at our misfortunes... bet she received a
small tip! Little Bo Peep indeed! In the 2s competition, Glyn Nicholas took
division 1 pot, whilst Roy made the only 2 in division 2 that will no doubt
go part way to the cost of re-shafting his 5 wood! Back at the Haven,
Richard Livingston welcomed back Tom Gingerich and Bruce Lawrence.
Friday August 19
Noble Place C & B
Stableford
1st Tony Quaid, 42 points
2nd Peter Emslie, 39 points
3rd Brian Kelly, 36 points
Having received news of the improved 331 road condition,
a small group made the “long” journey to Noble Place, which for most was
the first trip there this year. Not only was the course in great condition,
but so was the road! Apart from a small 30 yard stretch the drive was very
comfortable and very much quicker than previously. Those “regulars” away
playing in Misty’s four man scramble missed a treat and a real bargain,
just 150 baht green fee! With the tees well forward on “C” course,
scores were expected to be low, yet it was “B” course that most players
destroyed! The man from Cork, Tony Quaid, shot an amazing 43 gross on B for
25 points and Slammer also managed a 40 gross to net 22 points. That turned
out to be the order in which they finished carding 42 points and 39 points
respectively. Brian once again came home with an honest 36 points to
complete the podium places, this time just spoiling BJ’s week by a point.
Nevertheless, it must have been great for BJ to have his daughter supporting
him all week and everyone has enjoyed seeing her on the courses! As no 2s
were recorded on the day, there will be rollovers in both divisions at Green
Valley on Monday. Prior to the presentation, Richard Livingston, welcomed
Mikael Innala and bade a fond farewell to Brian Kelly who is off to the
Channel Islands to report on the Alderney Golf Club’s Seniors Open.
Nice guys don’t always finish last
IPGC golf from Lewiinski’s
Tuesday August 9 Phoenix Stableford
Sunday August14
Green Valley, White Tees
Monthly Medal
1st A Flight: Clive Bruce, net 69
2nd A Flight: Brian Holden, net 69
3rd A Flight: Jim Wickstrom, net 71
1st B Flight: Robbie Bennett, net 67 (Monthly Medal Winner)
2nd B Flight: Colin Davis, net 68
3rd B Flight: Jan Eriksen, net 71
1st C Flight: Poo Supaporn, net 67 (Monthly Medal Qualifier)
2nd C Flight: Nat Meesuk, net 69
3rd C Flight: Noy Pimmoen, net 69
Near Pins: #5 Ken Kutzing; #16 “Big Dan” MacLean
Robbie Bennett, whom this column has cited as a “Nice
Guy” several times previously, won B Flight, but more importantly took
home the Silver encrusted Tankard emblematic of the Monthly Medal, which in
this case was for August. To do so Robbie had to first shoot a dazzling 67
and then win a count back over the GM’s missus.’ No small undertaking
that. But how, you might query, can a fella who unchilvalrously wrenched the
tankard from a “Young Damsel” (which the GM routinely shortens to
“Damn You”) still deserve the moniker “Nice Guy”. Well certainly
Robbie’s Canadian roots have much to do with that. Hailing form the frozen
tundra of British Columbia, Robbie has an almost placid, you might say
hypothermic, demeanor. As to relegating a young Thai peasant girl to near
anonymity, that is also culturally excusable. Untouched, due to remoteness,
from the age of chivalry, Canadians do most of their bonding with dogs,
drinking with the males and what they do with the females this scribe will
leave to your imagination and the internet (suffice to say they call the
female dogs “bitches”). That is why rubbing noses with their human
female counterparts is quite enough.
Moving on to the balance of B Flight, found the Donkey
but a shot adrift at 68 with Jan Eriksen holding down the last step, thanks
to a count back over newly arrived Peter Henshaw.
It is, by this paragraph, common knowledge that Ms. Poo
won her C Flight with her net 67, a score which will qualify her to join
Robbie in the year end Gold Medal Competition. Poo led a veritable ERA
movement as the Nat(ural) and Noy Pimmoen, thanks to a count back over Mike
the Mechanic, rounded (?) out the Flight. That reminds this Scribe of an old
joke: Did you hear the one about the blind man that walked by the C Flight
victory stand and after doffing his hat said ....
With this much humor abounding it is hard to believe
there is anything left for the premier Flight. Old friend Clive Bruce, from
the land of two first names, topped the accomplished lot, followed by that
Demon Deacon, Brian Holden, and yet another Canuck, Jimmy Wickstrom. It was
big hittin’ Nicky Strasshine’s hard luck to be locked up with Jimmy W,
at net 71 on a day the count back coin always landed with the loonie up.
Tuesday, August 16
Laem Chabang, B & C
Blue or White Tees
Stroke/Medal
1st Blue Flight: John Emmerson, net 76
2nd Blue Flight: Peter Henshaw, net 77
3rd Blue Flight: Brian Holden, net 78
1st White Flight: Stephen Byrne, net 69
2nd White Flight: Rick Sharp, net 72
There was nothing pretty about the Blue Bombers this
Tuesday. The ol’ Silver Back started a one stroke staircase with a ... 76,
followed by a name that will appear on these papyrus sheets several times
this edition, Irish Peter Henshaw, and another name from Sunday, Brian
Holden. In the Bomber’s defense, they were tested by the toughest duo of
the Laem Chabang trio.
In the less well attended White Flight, Stephen Byrne
made the most of his getaway day by knocking off a net 69, whilst The Hermit
took the silver. It is hardly notable, but since the pickings are slim,
Tuesday’s comp was the only one on the week without a count back.
Wednesday August 17
Mountain Shadow
Blue Tees
Stableford
1st Vic Hester, 37 pts
2nd Brian Holden, 36 pts
3rd John Emmerson, 36 pts
4th Eddie Blackwell, 34 pts
A perennial Society favorite, Mountain Shadow, was the
site of Wednesday’s outing. Victor “The Inflictor” was true to his
handle as he made his 37 points stand up for victory. Brian Holden and
Johnny Emmerson made it three podium stands in as many days as they took
second and third after a count back untangled their 36 points. Similar
calculations were put to Eddie Blackwell’s and Julian Clarke’s 34’s,
with the Beau Brummel coming out looking quite elegant.
Friday August 19
Siam C.C.
White Tees
Stroke/Medal
1st A Flight: Rob Dolon, net 71
2nd A Flight: Sid Ottaway, net 72
3rd A Flight: Apple Jitchana, net 73
A somewhat smaller than usual Friday field was expected
due to competition from Misty’s Charity Open and a Green Valley’s
Member’s tournament, Rob Dolon, playing his first competition with the
Society, took the day on the venerable old lady of Siam, with Sid, the Straw
Man of Oz, just a shot back at net level par. Apple Jitchana edged a
resurgent Terry Phur on count back to take the bronze.
Shenanigans
jumps into first place
Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League
200
Bowlers – Tui, Bill, Leo and Udom.
Shenanigans took all four points from
Jack & Tar and are now in first place all alone. Brother D won three
points from Domicil and Friends got three points from House of the Golden
Coin as both teams are now tied for second place. Cafe Ole knocked Mai’s
Thai Restaurant out of first place as they won three points in that match.
Three Sisters beat Cafe Kronborg to take three points and VFW Post 9876
moved up the standings as they won three from Grapevine.
Best bowlers of the day were:
Udom, Brother D: 225 game – 571 series
Leo, Brother D: 224 game – 570 series
Tui, VFW Post 9876: 202 & 216 games – 555 series
Bill Key, Domicil: 202 game – 554 series
Kran, Cafe Kronborg: 526 series
La, Three Sisters: 524 series
Truevo, House of the Golden Coin: 502 series
Tom, Friends: 502 series
Moonshine again provide the surprise of the week
Jomtien 8 Ball Pool League
Even with their names already on the
League Champion’s trophy San Snack Bar haven’t slowed down. The winning
streak lengthened to 16 after their visit to Bolaget. The score might have
looked a little more respectable for the home team had they not put together
a series of match losing 8-ball fouls allowing SSB to coast home 7-2.
In the race for second place, Country Club saw their
hopes dashed by going down 7-2 for the second week in a row; this time to
visitors Simple Simon. There is still an outside chance for a second place
tie but Simple Simon’s superior game difference should see them through.
Rose & Thistle’s visions of repeating last
season’s second placing vanished at Moonshine – the home team again
providing the surprise of the week. With the scores tied after the singles
and the first two doubles shared, it was all on the final game with
Moonshine prevailing to take the points with the 5-4 score. Moonshine have
won only a modest six matches this season but three of them have come in the
last four weeks.
Meanwhile, Lucky Bar kept themselves in the top half of
the table with a comfortable 6-3 home win against Twilight Zone; Woaw’s
Pub had the bye, and the Hide-A-Way v Paweena’s match was postponed until
Sunday.
Next week’s match of the day should see Simple Simon
extend their five match winning streak and confirm themselves as runners-up
- but visitors Moonshine are on a roll so it won’t be easy. And
Paweena’s host Twilight Zone in what should be the decisive battle for the
wooden spoon.
PSC golf from the Cafe Kronborg
Monday August 15
Khao Kheow
Stableford
The Khao Kheow Country Club was host for a Stableford
competition in two flights
‘A’ 0-16 and ‘B’17 and above on the A and B
layouts.
The
photogenic Bill Plath
The course was in fine condition except around the greens
which were very soggy.
Steady Bill Plath took the A flight with 37 points, Jed
Mason second 34 points and Fergus Brennan third on countback from Mike
Gassau both with 33 points.
Joel Flor took the B flight with 37 points from Ronny
Walfridsson second 34 points and Aussie Peter King third 33 points.
Thursday August 18
Crystal Bay
Stableford
Standing in for DB for a couple of weeks, the would-be
organizers departed the Cafe Kronborg at the same time as the rest of the
crew and cruised up to Crystal Bay for this week’s tournament.
Ebrahim
Now the trick to good organization is to always arrive
ahead of the rest of the party and, with no sign of the remainder of the
field in the clubhouse or locker room on their arrival, they relaxed
confident in the knowledge that at least the first part of their mission had
been accomplished.
Unfortunately they underestimated the rallying skills of
the experienced Kronborg drivers and following a leisurely change and a chat
sauntered onto the course only to find to their horror that in fact not only
had the rest of the guys arrived ahead of them but half the field had
already teed off.
Yet another ‘gaff’ from our rookies but no harm done
this time thanks to ‘The Admiral’ stepping in to the breach on his
‘day off’ as it were and saving their face by promptly getting the field
under way whilst suggesting they might consider getting a faster car for
next time
On to the competition then, and this is indeed a fine
course with a number of memorable holes and more than its fair share of
water, which combined with the tree lined fairways made accuracy from the
tee a must in order to have any type of shot to the green.
The undulating slick greens were found to be as true as
any we have played on this year and with most of the holes playing in to a
stiff breeze it presented a good test for our boys.
As you would expect the good condition of the course was
reflected in the scores.
with a number of players doing well, and non more so than the popular
Ebrahim carding a brilliant 44pts to take the honors from Brain Noguer whose
‘red hot putter’ he informed us enabled him to take second place with 38
points ahead of Ronny Walfridsson 37 points in third and Fergus Brennan 36
points in fourth.
Mickey Mouse is 16 again!
The Mickey Mouse Darts League celebrated its “sweet
16th” with the beginning of a new season consisting of eleven teams. Five
teams started with winning both match and beer; Bunker Bar, Cheers Bar,
Devonshire Bar, Palmers Bar, and P. S. I. Pleasure Dome won match and lost
beer against Shagwell Mansion.
Four teams lost all in thier matches; Irish Knights Bar,
OK Corral Bar, Rising Sun Bar, Stars in their Eyes Bar. Pleasure Dome’s
Hans had a 180 and Alex had checks of 88 and 92.
Next week’s fixtures are (home venue first); Devonshire
vs. Bye, Bunker vs. OK Corral, Rising Sun vs. Stars, Shagwell vs. P. S. I.,
Irish Knights vs. Pleasure Dome, Cheers vs. Palmers.
If you remember which end of the dart goes first and would like a fun
game, contact any of the member bars, all welcome!
Wednesday Quiz League
Soi 6 Quiz League
King ‘quacks’ Noble Place
PSC golf from Tropical Bert’s
Tuesday August 16
Noble Place
Stableford
Following the usual excellent breakfast and with Bob once
again at the helm, Noble Place was the aptly named venue for this week’s
challenge, and all for the princely sum of 320 baht including the caddy fee.
Peter
‘The Duck’ King (left) and Dick Warburg on the podium.
Recent reports on this venue suggested the course to be
in good condition and that turned out to be the case with fast greens, good
fairways, and on this occasion well maintained bunkers somewhat of a rarity
in these parts.
For many it took a hole or two to adjust to the speedy
greens not least of all ‘Noble’ Bob himself who bravely confessed to
five putting the first hole, and although he did state his final score one
assumes he took more than a six which is not the best start to a round of
golf.
On to the tournament then and congratulations to Peter
‘The Duck’ King who left all in his wake as he carded his best score in
the three years of competing with the PSC to take first place with a
magnificent 44 points from the consistent Dick Warburg in runners up spot
with 41 points.
Now Pete has been striving to reduce his 27 handicap for
some time and he attributes his recent improvement and subsequent success to
a few pointers passed on to him by fellow competitor and three handicapper
Thomas Johansson, who he proceeded to ply with a few ‘thank you’ beers
on his return to Bert’s.
Another entertaining presentation from Bob and some more
excellent nosh and another great day was had by all.
Results Winner: Peter King, Second: Dick Warburg
Near Pins: Karl Linquist, Clive Robinson, Nigel Cannon,
Bob Rasmussen, Peter King.
Long Putts: Bob Benda, Andy Evans.
PSC golf from the Three Sisters Bar
As was said last week, scores are going lower as more
and more golfers figure out how to beat the course at Siam. As the home
course for many of us, Siam is getting easier and easier to score on. This
week we had three golfers scoring better than 40 points and three others at
40. It was tight race, but (P.K.) Paul Kinner who disappeared last week as
the bag holder made a complete turn around as he stormed in with 44 big
points. Just a step behind was Joe St. Laurent with 43 points. What a
difference a week makes!
Paul
Kinner (right) stormed out of the cellar last week leaving Carl Blackburn
the honor of holding the bag.
Following the two front runners were a slew of wannabe
winners. Gerry Carpenter (PSC president) came in with 42 points but could
not muster the necessary points to win. Two points back of Gerry were three
others at 40 points. Earle Kershaw, Dale Murphy and Herb Ishinaga tried to
make a run for the top but the front runners were gone.
The axe will be out again trimming the handicaps.
Down in the cellar we found a new face again this week. Carl Blackburn
must have stumbled into a bunker or two and maybe a few trees as he headed
for the cellar with 21 points. It was a bad day for Carl as his nearest
competitor was at 26 points. Bill Gibson was not even close as Carl grabbed
the bag and headed for the cellar.
The boys are back…
PSC golf with The Bunker
Crystal Bay Country Club
– Monday, August 15
A very pleasant Monday morning and a wonderful day at the
very popular Crystal Bay course. The competition was medal play and Bob
Turner took advantage of his old handicap to capture first prize in the
“B” division before he suffered a 4 stoke cut because of his recent
wonderful play. Tony Shepherd also shared a part of first honors with Bob
both scoring net 70s. Bryan Rought came third with a score of 71.
After a
few holidays and healing from some injuries, The Bunker Boys - (l-r) David
Johnson, Jim Payne, John Hughes, Mitch Malone, John King and Mick Ramshaw
are all back in action.
In the “A” division Jerry Cooney scored a fine 70 to
take first place, second place was Eddie Martin with net 72 and Roger
Privett takes third with 73 net. Near the pins went to Jerry Cooney (2) and
Geoff Parker.
Century Ban Chang Golf
Course – Wednesday,
August 17
A nice surprise to see Mitch Malone back on the course
again, he healed his recent wounds by scoring a stableford score of 39 to
take first place in the “A” division. Geoff Parker and John King rounded
out the “A” division scoring 33 points. In the “B” division a three
way tie for first place between Mick Ramshaw, Sunny Ruthsip and Walter Smith
each scoring 32 points. Near the pins were won by P.J. Redmond, George
Redgewell, John King and Mitch Malone.
Eastern Star Golf Course
– Friday, August 19
The week finished with another trip down south to play a
stableford competition. Neil Griffin found some good shots in his bag as he
returned the winning score of 38 points. Joint runners-up were Mick Ramshaw
and Granville Swanton who scored 35 points each. Near the pins were won by
Mick Ramshaw, Granville Swanton, Neil Griffin and Geoff Parker.
The Bunker Boys are located on Soi Chaiyapoon (near X-zyte disco and
across the street from Tony’s Disco II). Monthly golf schedules are
available or consult the Pattaya Mail every week.
Alan and Walter - stars of the east
PSC golf off The Grapevine
Thursday August 18, saw The Grapevine golfers head to
Eastern Star for the 18 holes at this well maintained golf course. A good
breeze made conditions testing for all, with some handling the test much
better than others.
(l-r)
Tom Herrington, Steve Hamstad and Roy Pimblett relaxing after a successful
day.
At the forefront in the 0-18 group was Alan Pearce (17)
with 38 points, closely followed by Bill Knight (18) on 37. Walter Little
(21) led the 19 & up crew, again with 38 points, Tom Herrington (21) had
36 points to get runner up money on countback from Gordon Everingham (35).
With 27 players teeing it up, 2 groups meant plenty of
technical prizes with near pins being won by Roy (2), Stuart, Phil, Steve
and Chris. Mike and Mashi won the long putts. With 2 near pins not claimed
these went in to the lucky draw pool, won by Barry, Keith, Jeff and Dick
Back at The Grapevine for the presentation and a meal,
with a cold drink in hand, all gave strong endorsement of the course, which
only 3 weeks ago had green maintenance underway.
A resounding round of applause was given to Thae the
cook, for her fine offering this evening of stir fried vegetables and very
tasty noodles.
So if you are looking for a game of golf on a Thursday,
come on down to Soi zero entering from Beach road end, and sign up for an
enjoyable day with a terrific bunch of people, this will help us make
transport and catering arrangements all that you would expect.
We look forward to seeing you there. Cheers & good golfing, J.W.
The Beautiful Game?: Robben hits the headlines
Riz Taylor
Fasten your seatbelts for a whistle-stop European tour, dear
reader, after seven days so crammed with soccer I may be forced to miss a few
unnecessary words to fit everything in. So we’ll kick off with England Denmark
drubbing disgraceful, no chance World Cup, David James rubbish, Eriksson out.
Scotland unlucky two late goals 2-2 Austria, Ireland lose to Italy, Zidane goal
on comeback, Sweden good win over Czechs, and would you like Sven back?
So England rightfully lose to an impressive Danish outfit in
Copenhagen. But who cares? Certainly not the England players, judging by their
performances.
The only friendly with any bite was played between the
Netherlands and Germany. The history between the two is such that this fixture,
friendly or not, is never a meaningless one. Not so long ago coaches Marco van
Basten and Jurgen Klinsmann were rivals playing for the two Milan sides, and it
was the Dutchman’s team that set the early pace before the Germans stormed
back to earn a 2-2 draw. Holland’s Arjen Robben almost won the game by
himself, scoring both Dutch goals and making fools of the German rearguard to
set up a chance at the death that Rafael van der Vaart narrowly missed taking
advantage of.
It wasn’t the first time in the week that Robben had made
headlines. He’d earlier criticised his regular employers’ rotation policy,
sticking the boot into a Chelsea manager already seething after an outburst by
defender Ricardo Carvalho, who had attacked him after being left out of
Chelsea’s opener against Wigan.
“I don’t understand why I’ve been told to wait for
another chance to play this season. I don’t believe I will be third choice.
It’s incomprehensible,” the irate defender told newspaper ‘A Bola’ in
his home country of Portugal. Jose Mourinho, feathers ruffled and never one to
avoid a public slinging match, countered by saying: “Carvalho seems to have
problems understanding things, maybe he should have an IQ test.”
Ouch! But just as the toys were being placed back into the
pram, Robben clambered onto the bandwagon by telling anyone prepared to listen
that the manager’s rotation policy does little for a player’s mental
wellbeing.
“If you play two or three matches and one match is bad, you
are immediately on the bench and that’s not good. It’s bad for a player’s
self-confidence because you can’t get a rhythm.
“The problem now is that if you have a dip in form or play
badly then you are immediately replaced,” said Robben.
More harsh words, but who can genuinely feel any sympathy for
players quick to jump at Chelsea’s money, yet then so eagerly spit out their
proverbial dummies when the going gets tough?
The underlying issue is that, for the first time, an element
of unrest in Mourinho’s expensively assembled squad is beginning to surface,
and at precisely the wrong moment as the club embarks on an attempt to retain
the Premiership trophy and make greater European strides. The capture of Lyon
midfielder Michael Essien brings yet another addition to the collection of egos.
More moaning ahead? You bet.
It can’t be easy to accept a move to your previous club’s
local rivals, but that’s exactly what Andy Cole agreed to during the summer as
he signed on the dotted line to become an employee of Manchester City Football
Club.
Murmurs of discontent among the City faithful accompanied
Cole’s arrival, but perhaps last Saturday the former Manchester United striker
began to win over some of the more sceptical fans with a sublime finish that saw
off Birmingham and propelled City into the Premiership’s top five.
Cole’s delicious half-volley that left Brum keeper Maik
Taylor grasping at thin air emphatically underlined manager Stuart Pearce’s
brave decision to snap-up the former United man shortly after being permanently
handed the reins at City. Pearce knew that, although unfashionable and perhaps
not the most popular appointment with fans of his new employers, Cole also comes
with a proven record of sticking the ball into the net.
Talking of goals, this brings us neatly onto Newcastle
United, who cannot seem to buy one at present. The 0-0 stalemate at home to a
West Ham side reduced to ten men following the dismissal of Paul Konchesky
reinforces that point, and despite flirting with a succession of strikers over
the summer, including sulky Nicolas Anelka and a last-ditch attempt to bring in
Tottenham’s Frederic Kanoute before the Malian international signed for
Sevilla, the Magpies don’t seem able to buy a striker either. Graeme Souness
is acutely aware that warhorse Alan Shearer’s increasing lack of mobility
makes his likely successor easier to mark, and panic is starting to set in with
mere days until the transfer window closes. The latest target is Alberto Luque
of Deportivo La Coruna.
Don’t hold your breath. And don’t try saying ‘Alberto
Luque of Deportivo La Coruna’ after a few Chang beers either.
Malteser is a Smartie
The former coach of Maltese side Naxxar Lions FC has quit the
real game to chance his hand at Subbuteo, its tabletop equivalent. Massimo
Cremona, a UEFA-qualified coach, has worked his way up to number two in the
Federation of Subbuteo Table Football world rankings.
Speaking to UEFA’s website, Cremona said: “I train two
hours a day and I also undertake an intense physical programme as well as making
sure I get into the right frame of mind for a big game.”
And finally we head to Romania, where the country’s football journalists
have been told to stop moaning by the Federatia Romana de Futbol. The diktat
handed to the writers has banned them focusing on the negative side of the game
and instead look ‘on the bright side’. I know a song about that.
The Square Ring
by Howie Reed
If you had been wondering what the heck happened to Kostya
Tszyu after the beating he took at the hands of Ricky Hatton on June 4th,
you’re not alone. In a classic example of from the Penthouse to the Outhouse,
for boxing purposes, Kostya has gone from “Pound-for-Pound best” to MIA. You
might remember shortly after the Hatton fight there were stories in Ruskie
newspapers about Kostya being “sabotaged” by his (insert name) manager,
corner, the last reigning Czarina of Russia or guys that fly black helicopters,
nothing was true except that he’d done his Marline Dietrich, “I just vant to
be alone darling.” Wasn’t Marline? Then had to be Tallulah.
For the first time Kostya has surfaced in the international
press with the announcement that he’s planning a trip to Siberia for a boxing
promotion featuring Russian star welter Anton Solopov 10-0). Solopov is part of
the stable of boxers that Tszyu manages. Also in the stable is Vicotor Oganov
(22-0) who’s wins have all come via the KO route. What about Kostya’s own
ring career? “I know it is going to happen because I have had lots of phone
calls and emails from Russia. It does not have any influence on me. My decision
will come purely from me and my family. We are going to sit down and find out
the exact reason why I should fight again.” Or not?
The Pan Pacific Feather Champ Fahprakorb Rakkiatgym (50-3),
aka Phafrakorb Rakkietgym, was suppose to get a title shot against WBA/IBF Champ
Juan Manuel Marquez. Here’s the way those things are suppose to work. The two
organizations in this case WBA/IBF decide that Rakkiatgym deserves a title shot.
As there are different promoters and sanctioning bodies involved the fight it
put up to purse bid. The usually rule of thumb is that the champion gets 75% of
the bid and the challenger 25%. You might remember that it was Juan Marquez who
after being down three times in the first round battled back for a draw against
Manny Pacquiao last May. Yes the decision did hinge upon a misinterpretation of
the rules by one judge, “misinterpretation of rules?” The judge forgot, yea
right, that a round could be scored 10-6. That’s like Lawrence Welk forgetting
“A One anna tua”. Brief time out. David Tua has cancelled out of his August
26th fight with Cisse Salif (pronounced Sissy which is not the best name for a
heavyweight) due to pain from recent oral surgery. Sounds like a long way from
the heart to me but what do I know. We now retuned you to your regular column.
The Pacquaio-Marquiz decision did smelled like Sunday morning
garbage after a Pattaya Saturday night. That aside when the Marquiz-Rakkiatgym
purse bids were opened. There was none! No one cared, No bids. None zero, zip,
nada. It was tried a second time and still nothing. T he result is that neither
boxer has anything on the drawing. Marquez was stripped of his IBF title so can
the WBA be far behind? Nope. Quite a comedown for Marquez who refused $750,000
(USD) to fight Pacquiao in a rematch. “Hay man they be doing the limbo.”
In a similar case that’s different (“Yes same, same but
different,” said the smiling Teelock), Floyd Mayweather jr. has
“allegedly” turned down $9 million USD to fight Ronald “Winky” Wright.
According to the Wrights promoter, Gary Shaw who would have a difficult time
convincing me that December 25 was Christmas, Mayweather’s. Promoter Bob Arum
wanted 12 million and not a penny less. “This is a fight that could have been
made,” Shaw told the Tampa Tribune. “Mayweather is talking about fighting
Zab Judah, but they will get less money to fight him. Zab is represented by Don
King and I know I’m easier to deal with because my ego is not as big as
theirs, King and Arum. Judah will want more money because he has all the
belts.” One can only wonder why Shaw is rushing to the press when the
Mayweather-Judah fight is on the books for November 12 for the WBC/WBA/IBF
Welter belts that Judah currently holds. “Yo Gary the horse is out of the barn
no use closing the door now.”
Maybe on the same date is the heavy title clash for the WBC
belt between Vitali Klitschko and Hasam Rahman. That one also went to purse bit
with Top Rank winning the right to stage the fight. Top Rank doing a heavyweight
fight? That was a surprise. Don King owns every heavyweight but the Klitschko
Brothers. They worship at the alter Finkle. The rumor is that Finkle brought in
Top Rank to out bid King. The winning bid was $12/1 USD. Here the champion
(Klitschko) gets 70% and the challenger 30%. “Oh please tell us why?” Sure
in this case as Rahman was the “interim champ” he gets 5% more. King called
Finkle “Dr. Evil” for is under handled dealing’s. The irony here is that
should the fight take place on November 12 in conjunction with Mayweather-Judah
(which all would agree would make it the ever lovin’ “Blockbuster Event”)
King would be the co-promoter.
After a couple of less than challenging tune-ups (Mark Sales
11-26, Daniel Doilan 15-11) WBC flyweight champ Pongsaklek Wanjongkam
Kratindaeng-gym (57-2,) gets back to serious work. On October 10 he’ll travel
to Toyko’s Korakuen Hall to take on Japan’s champ Daisuke Naito (27-1-2). If
it’s a case of de ja vue the fight won’t last long. In April of 2002
Pongsaklek Ko’d Nato is 34 seconds which was the fastest in flyweight history.
This is Pongsaklek’s 12 title defense. Joe Calzaghe finally has a name to put
on the posters for his September 10 fight at Cardiff International Arena. The
name? Evans Ashira? Yep 24-1 and having built that record fighting no one. How
the hell did he get a title shot? Two words - Don King. Next!
The more that changes the more that doesn’t. Regular
readers will know that there is little doubt that only a couple of people in the
world thought Bernard Hopkins had beaten Jermaine Taylor. One of those was
Bernard Hopkins. Now make that at least two people cause the WBC Head Honcho
Jose Sulaiman has issued the following statement on behalf of the WBC: “That
they (WBC) have granted Mr. Hopkins’ request, pursuant to WBC Championship
Elimination Rule 1.32, for an immediate rematch with Jermaine Taylor for its
Middleweight Title. Under normal circumstances, the WBC does not allow direct
rematches of Championship bouts. In this case, however, Mr. Hopkins, through his
counsel petitioned the WBC to allow the rematch citing rule 1.32 which provides
that in cases in which the champion has been defeated in a bout that the WBC
Board of Governors believes was extremely controversial or irregular the WBC can
order a direct rematch.” Who would have thunk it? Boy, that Mount Gay Rum and
Orange is calling.
Looking ahead to Brno MotoGP – Gauloises Grand Prix Ceske Republiky
On Sunday August 28, the MotoGP season restarts after the
summer break (four weeks) at the Automotodrom Brno in the Czech Republic.
Live TV broadcasts will be at the usual time of 7 p.m. on the day, both UBC
and the Thai Society Channel (TSC Channel 11 on Sophon) are expected to
carry the event.
The undulating circuit was built in 1987 and updated in
1996, and is set in a forest area outside of Brno; the track is 15 metres
wide and 5.403 km in length with the longest straight being only 636 metres.
There are six left and eight right corners, most of which are open sweeping
bends that offer ample opportunities for overtaking.
News snippets are that KTM are withdrawing their engine
support from Proton; whether Kenny Robert’s team will continue for the
rest of the season remains unsure, as does his plan for the longer-term
future. Part of KTM’s reason for ceasing support was the input required to
develop the new engines for the 2007 season when the engine capacity limit
will be 800 cc. Suzuki racer John Hopkins is expected to have recovered
sufficiently from his broken left foot to take part, as are the other recent
crashers (of which there have been many).
Expect more exciting and entertaining racing from Rossi,
hotly pursued by his teammate Edwards and all of the Honda riders; that
bonus for finishing ahead of Rossi must be growing and all will be striving
to topple Valentino off the podium.
Here are some interesting and astounding tyre statistics
from Michelin who supply all of the Yamaha, Honda and KTM teams (12 riders
and 24 machines): Michelin transport a staggering 1,200 tyres (40% fronts
and 60 % rears) to a European Grand Prix and an additional 10 % for a MotoGP
outside of Europe. Full treaded rain tyres account for about 10 % while
intermediates are slicks, re-cut to suit the weather conditions prevailing
on the day.
Michelin staff overseeing and taking part in the support
operation at an event comprise engineers, the programme manager and eight
fitters plus a stock man and security for overnight surveillance of the
precious rubber.
Three trucks convey the individually bar-coded tyres from
the factory in Clermont-Ferrand to the circuits. The equipment required is
also taken in the trucks and is three tyre fitting machines, three balancers
and two compressors. There is even an air-dryer to remove moisture from the
compressed air used to inflate the tyres!
Michelin recover every tyre after use, these covers are
returned to the factory for analysis and subsequently destroyed. You might
ask how the teams manage to transport the racing motorcycles without tyres.
Standard tyres, devoid of any advanced technology are provided for the sole
purpose of wheeling the racing motorcycles around.
Enjoy Sunday night, 7 p.m., the season is halfway over but there is still
a lot of racing before the 2005 MotoGP Champion will be known.
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