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Thai Para-Olympians receive hero’s welcome home

Royal Varuna; open weekend for one and all

Wednesday Quiz

Sunday Quiz League

Tim and Bill net catches of the day

Bill Gibson scrapes in at Siam

Three Sisters league winners

George May cleans up

PSC golf from Bobby Joe’s 60s Bar

Koehler and Munns Find Gold Twice

Individual Strokeplay Championship

Koehler and Munns Find Gold Twice

Excellence and Ineptitude at Phoenix

The 6th ‘Diana Gold’ Charity Golf Tournament

PSC golf from the Cafe Kronborg

Serge has narrow win at Sriracha

Clean Sweep for George & Dragon

Form goes out the window

YWCA charity bowling tournament to benefit underprivileged children

Hard Rock Hotel Pattaya winds up in-house sports competition

Jester’s Sponsored Bike Ride was on in 2004 & it was Indoors!

The Square Ring

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Thai Para-Olympians receive hero’s welcome home

Suchada Tupchai

Glory in the face of adversity is a sentiment that relates to all athletes. None more so than Para-Olympians, who have overcome their physical challenges to exceed at the international sporting level.

Redemptorist Vocational College attendees and friends welcomed home Para-Olympians at Don Muang International Airport last Friday morning. Supachai Goysup (front second right), an electronic teacher at Redemptorist Vocational College for the Disabled proudly holds up his 2 gold medals in wheelchair events.

Such was the glory and fanfare when Thailand’s 43 Para-Olympians and their entourage arrived at Don Muang International Airport from Athens where friends, families and political heavyweights greeted them with cheers and flowers.

Tourism and Sport Minister, Sontaya Khunplome who greeted the Olympians at the airport said, “We have received prize money from the Department of Sports Development and the government has added to the coffers. Gold medal winners will receive 1 million baht, Silver medalists 600,000 baht and Bronze medalists 400,000 baht. We are also considering giving the blind track athletes 10 percent of the funds available for further training in the guide running events. The Disabled Athletes Association will receive an additional 1 million baht for each gold medal to further the cause of disabled athletes in Thailand - a total of 23,580,000 baht - not to mention cash and gifts for athletes provided by the private sector.”

Thai athletes garnered 3 gold, 6 silver and 6 bronze medals in Athens, ranking 35 on the medal tally out of 136 participating countries.

Of the 15 medal winners, local athletes include Supachai Goysup (2 Gold in wheelchair events), currently an electronic teacher at Redemptorist Vocational College for the Disabled; Rewat Tana (2 Gold and 1 Bronze - wheelchair events); Nirute Soneebutr, teacher at the Redemptorist Vocational College for the Disabled, (competed in weight lifting); Orawan Butrpote, Redemptorist Vocational College for the Disabled student, also a weight lifter, and swimmer Worawit Kaewkhum.

The Chonburi Athletics Association also treated 3 out of the four local athletes to a dinner and welcome home party at the Baan Sukhawdee last Tuesday night where they received gifts and funding from private and government organizations for their outstanding efforts in this year’s Para-Olympics.


Royal Varuna; open weekend for one and all

By Peter Cummins

Although not to be opened officially for at least another month, the splendid new Royal Varuna Yacht Club, sitting atop a 10-rai site of property facing west and sloping to the sea, really had its ‘launching’ - to use the correct nautical term - during the recently-held Veltins Regatta-cum-Oktoberfest.

Optimists and multihulls on the grass in front of the new club-house.

The “Veltsin Oktoberfest’ has been reported faithfully (of course) - and in living colour - in the Pattaya Mail, Vol Xll, #41 (8 October, 2004, p. 47) and needs no further elucidation here. But, it was following the huge success of this regatta weekend, that the Royal Varuna general committee, realizing the drawing power of the superb new facilities, has planned an Open Weekend over October 16 and 17.

Much stress is now placed on junior and ladies’ training at Royal Varuna. Here a “boat-load” of Optimist dinghies are heading for a regatta on the Western Gulf, courtesy of the Royal Thai Navy.

Varuna membership secretary Marcel Dubbelman has cast his net far and wide, to attract sailors and non-sailors alike from the public and private sectors, aiming particularly at the large number of international schools around Bangkok and on the Eastern Seaboard.

“It is only 90 minutes from Bangkok”, said Marcel. But, it is like entering a ‘Garden of Eden” compared to the stress, pollution and noise of the metropolis. “Come and try out the best family club in the region, with its own private beach, swimming pool and unlimited fresh air”, Marcel urges.

Peter Malhotra, MD of the Pattaya Mail Publising Company hands a cheque to Royal Varuna Commodore, Robert England. A total amount of 80,000 baht has been contributed to Royal Varuna, authorized by Peter Cummins, from proceeds of PC Classic Regattas in 2003 and 2004.

Not only is the new Clubhouse a showpiece on the Pattaya-Jomtien cityscape, but also the spacious seaside and integrated clubhouse bars are front row seats to the evening spectacle of the sunset behind Koh Larn, some nine km. to the west.

With the additional land and the new facilities, incumbent Flag Commodore points out that the Club can look for a membership of 500 (It currently stands at around 400). Robert is stressing recruiting the young people and school children into the club ranks, with programmes designed especially for juniors, through the worldwide Optimist dinghy.

A restaurant caters to a great variety of food, seven days a week and on-site pleasant, simple accommodation is available for up to 80 people.

The Royal Varuna Club was founded in July 1957 in a South Pattaya of one hotel and about three restaurants and, as development started to impinge on the erstwhile pristine environment of Pattaya and Jomtien, the Club re-located to the present site some 30 years ago. But, the old clubhouse, which has served the club and the membership well, was having a “mid-life” crisis and has now given way to the new, built under the security of a 30-year lease.

His majesty the King, a frequent and Gold-medallist helmsman in the 1960s, bestowed Royal Patronage on the club on April 26, 1965 after which the old Varuna Marine Club became the Royal Varuna Yacht Club.

The Club, as noted above during the Veltsin Regatta, features dinghy and catamaran sailing, with frequent regattas, special events, national, regional and world championships.

There is a range of craft available to charter by the hour, day or week and skilled instructors are on site, for youngsters, novices and, even, the more experienced wishing to hone up their skills and the international yacht racing rules.

“Come and visit us on the weekend of 16, 17 October”, counsels Marcel. You can sail, relax on the balcony, meet new friends, enjoy a beer or three, see the sunset at our famous “purple hour” and, on top of all this, you can breathe the marvellous sea air. There is nothing between the club and the sea, except a huge expanse of rolling lawns: no cars, no highways and no pollution whatsoever.

To paraphrase an old socialist workers’ adage, “you have nothing to lose but your pains”. This correspondent, who has been a member of the Royal Varuna Yacht Club for nigh on 30 years, has often heard the phrase bantered about the club, by new and potential members: “Why didn’t we find this earlier! See you in Pattaya on October16, 17: any time!

Enquiries can be directed to: Royal Varuna Yacht Club, tel. 038 306 290, fax. 038 250 115; email: [email protected] or visit the web-site for the latest information, events and action: www.royal-varuna-yacht-club.com


Wednesday Quiz


Sunday Quiz League


Tim and Bill net catches of the day

PSC fishing from the Caf้ Kronborg

It is amazing how you get withdrawal symptoms when you can’t get up in the morning, slip down to the beach, slip onto a boat, and spend the day on the sea. There is something so peaceful and quiet about it, of course that is when the engine is not running.

Catch pf the day, Tim (right) with his barracuda and Bill with a ray after day out fishing.

So on this day it was down to the sea in boats again, as after a month of overhaul, at Banglamung, the boat was finally ready and once again we could venture out from Bang Sarae to fill up the freezers.

Well the day was pretty good, of course we got the obligatory showers, but the sea, which was at first quite choppy, calmed and we could get down to some serious shut eye, whilst we waited for the big reels to scream, and they did. Not as often as we would have liked, but it is always nice to pull in a big fish.

First big fish was a Ray and the second was a very nice Barracuda. So to tomorrow, when it comes let us hope for calm waters and big fish, after all they are there. T.T.F.N.


Bill Gibson scrapes in at Siam

PSC golf from the Three Sisters

The weather was beautiful on Monday with cool winds blowing out of the North. It seems like the weather will be changing soon. I’m sure scores will be going down as the course dries out and the balls running further.

This week’s winner came in with a respectable 37 points. Bill Gibson had a couple of bad holes but still managed to win the day. Following a stroke back were three golfers who didn’t quite make it to the top. Ray Spence, Kenny Mau and Tim Holt all managed to make their handicap but could not get the extra point needed to tie Bill.

Holding the bag this week was Paul Kinner. Paul had a miserable day as he came in with 17 points, one below the next contender, Bill Key. Marvin Smith and Rollie Weese both managed to beat the youngsters. It was a good day for the seniors of our group. Well done and hope to see everyone next week.


Three Sisters league winners

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

In an exciting finish to the 30-week league, Three Sisters defeated second place Q Cars three points to take the first place trophy. Q Cars had to be happy with their second place win as their team consisted of three men which is a handicap in this league with most of the best bowlers being ladies. Third place went to Jack & Tar as they took four points from Brother D and although they had the same record as Cafe Kronborg they won on pin count. Cafe Kronborg beat Cafe Ole three points to one to take fourth place. Cafe Ole would have probably taken third place but their best bowler, Somrak, did not show up for the day and reported in sick. Alt Koelle won three points from VFW Post 9876 and House of the Golden coin took three from Nam Tip.

200 bowlers - Mio-216, Jeed-214, Kran-206, 201 & 213, Mai-214, Pin-235 and Morn 201.

Kran, Cafe Kronborg, turned in the best series of the day with games of 206, 201 and 213 for a 620 pin total. Best game of the day was bowled by Pin who knocked down 235 pins for Alt Koelle

The new league team draw will be held at PS Bowl above tops today, 15 October, at 1.30 p.m. followed by a fun-bowling day. The new league starts on October 22. All Pattaya Sports Club bowlers are invited to join the new league, just show up on October 15 at 1.30 p.m and your name will be placed in the hat for the draw. If you do not want to be on a team you can still come and bowl as a spare and become eligible for high game and high series trophies both handicap and scratch


George May cleans up

PSC golf with The Bunker

Thai Royal Navy Golf

Tuesday October 5 saw The Boys from The Bunker visit the Royal Thai Navy Golf Course at Sattahip for a Medal competition.

Bunker Boys at Sriracha.

Playing the South and East Courses off the white tees on a showery and overcast day with the courses very wet, there were still some very good scores returned.

In first place for the first time was George May scoring a net 66 off a 24 handicap, second came Richard Feltham who has just returned from England with Net 68 and in joint third place were Ron Souter and Mike Allidi. John King, Ron Souter, George May and Mike Allidi claimed nearest the pin prizes on the day.

Sriracha Golf

On Thursday October 7, The Bunker Boys went to the recently renovated Sriracha Golf Club for their regular stableford competition. Playing off the white tees on a cloudy but rain free day once again George May came out on top to win with 36 stableford points making it a very successful week for him. In joint second place was Richard Feltham (runner-up again) and Mick Ramshaw both with 34 points.

Only two of the Near Pins prizes were won on the difficult par 3’s one claimed by George Redgewell and the other by Neil Griffin. Don’t forget, you can get the latest golf schedules for The Bunker Boys and information about all other sporting activities at The Bunker Bar by visiting our website @ www. bunkerboysgolf.com


PSC golf from Bobby Joe’s 60s Bar

Tuesday October 5 Laem Chabang Stableford

Amidst all the rainy days we have this time of the year we have managed to select a somewhat dry one, Bobby Joe must be ‘jaroon, jaroon farang’ to please the gods so much.

The Technical winners: Norm Martin, Max Matthews, Stew Thompson, Nick Nicholson and Rick Evans.

Anyway way back to my toast and coffee and the hope that the god’s gives me a good round of golf for a change. Our regulars arrived in bright spirits and even brought a few new faces to join us, whilst I sorted out the transport for those who needed it (there’s always a lift arranged at Bobby Joe’s for who don’t have one) as they tucked into breakfast and awaited the off.

Laem Chabang is not too far and we got there early enough for a few minutes of putting practice before the 10.30 tee off. The tee ‘s were well booked because of the discount this time of the year, a word of advice: phone and book before you go there.

The course was in its usual immaculate condition, the greens were a bit slower than usual because they have been restricted in cutting due to the rain. Still some very good scores were returned - even by some of the higher handicap players, strange how this difficult course brings out the best in you, my prayers were partially answered and I almost played to my handicap.

Just as the rain started we headed back to Bobby Joe’s for his pasta salad and cold cuts of meat and some cold beer. Well deserved winner coming back to form was Bob Noble, nearest pins and long putt went to Norm Martin, Max Matthews, Stew Thompson, Nick Nicholson and Rick Evans.


Koehler and Munns Find Gold Twice

IPGC golf from Lewiinski’s!

Sunday October 3 Green
Valley - White Tees Stableford

1st A Flight: Rick Sharp, 39 pts
2nd A Flight: Clive Bruce, 37 pts
3rd A Flight: Joe McArdle, 35 pts
1st B Flight: Jim Munns, 36 pts
2nd B Flight: Robbie Bennett, 36 pts
3rd B Flight: Colin Davis, 35 pts
1st C Flight: John Dearden, 42 pts
2nd C Flight: Frank Pilkington, 38 pts
3rd C Flight: Jan Eriksen, 38 pts

The current defending champion of the Classroom Classic, John Dearden, led his C Flight cronies with the best score on the day, 42 points. John the B**t*rd, as he is affectionately known, has a well seasoned handicap but manages to pop up there with the big score every once in awhile on those rare days the game plays easy. Frankie “The Pilk” Pilkington continues to maintain a consistent stance on the podium as he edged quiet Jan Eriksen on count back for the silver in C. “The Hermit” led the premier gaggle home with a one under Standard Scratch 39 points. August’s Monthly Medal Winner Clive Bruce was second with 37. Joe McArdle, an Irishman, like The Pilk, is appearing at the pay window with some consistency this year and his third in A Flight perpetuated that. It would be wrong to say that Captain Fogg led B Flight home because that would suggest someone was crazy enough to follow him. However, with the help of a count back, he edged Robbie Bennett for B Flight honors. Robbie, who can’t seem to get the better of the count back, knew Jimmy could use the loot after another Cubbie Fall collapse. The Donkey, who, conversely, has never lost a count back, used his ol’ buddy to render Bob Lindborg bahtless on the day.

Tuesday October 5 Laem Chabang - C & A - White tees Stableford

1st A Flight: Jim Brackett, 41 pts
2nd A Flight: Jim Munns, 39 pts
3rd A Flight: Phil Mitchell, 38 pts
1st B Flight: Roger Koehler, 38 pts
2nd B Flight: Ray Dell, 38 pts
3rd B Flight: Mike Craighead, 36 pts

Jimmy Brackett’s handicap, having suffered a continued rise over the past couple of months, showed that the hemorrhaging may have stopped as he was “The Man” on the day with 42 points off an eight handicap. Jimmy Munns evidenced a hot week with his 39 points to Phil “Flipper” Mitchell’s 38 points. Roger Koehler, like many a higher handicapper who ebbs in and out of good golf, rode today’s tide in to victory. It still took a count back to clear up the top step as Roger edged Ray Dell, both having 38 points. Mike “The Mechanic” Craighead rounded out the presentations on the day.

Wednesday October 6 Siam C.C. - White Tees Stroke/Medal

1st A Flight: Colin Davis, net 71
2nd A Flight: Eddie Blackwell, net 71
3rd A Flight: Gary Blackburne, net 72
1st B Flight: Roger Koehler, net 68
2nd B Flight: Jan Eriksen, net 69
3rd B Flight: Paul Breen, net 72

This week’s co-marqee holder, Roger Koehler, extended his purple patch another day with a best on the day net 68. Jan Eriksen nicked the second of his two podium positions on the week with a very credible net 69. Paul Breen tidied up B Flight with a count back victory over improving Tore Elgvin, both shooting level to their handicap. Did I ever mention that The Donkey enjoys a good count back? Well this time he victimized Eddie Blackwell. While Colin is the target of continued ribbing in this column it must be noted that he has to play some very consistent, and good, golf to put himself into position for those count back wins. But it still doesn’t mean we have to be nice to him. The other Black brother, Gary Blackburne, took the bronze in the top handicapped Flight.

Friday October 8 Eastern Star - White Tees 2-person Scramble

1st Glen Perkinson/ Jim Munns, net 61.50
2nd Paul Breen/ Ken Kutzing, net 62.25
3rd Mike Craighead/ Robbie Bennett, net 63.38

The week concluded with an always-popular team event, this time a 2-person scramble. Golfers in Pattaya are exposed to scrambles mostly in the four man format. Two-man is a far more difficult format in that there is considerably more pressure for each player to “come through” on every shot. Perhaps that is the reason it seemed most of the field was surprised when their side was announced for a prize. Of course, nobody in the field was more surprised that Robbie “Mr. Nice Guy” Bennett and “The Mechanic” who took third. That had nothing to do with score but rather was attributable to a gaffe by this scribe in announcing the prize. The offending party forgot to apply the “Mascari Rule” which stands for the proposition that “no team can have a handicap higher than the lowest individual handicap on that team”. So with much sheepishness yours truly had to change the award from society favorites John and Lyn Foote to the surprised Craighead-Bennett duo. Thanks to Lyn and John for their gracious understanding!

On to more golf, it may be that Glen Perkinson entered the Purple of Haze of Captain Fogg but whatever the cause, Glen and Jim were the Team du Jour. As this week’s title evidences, the good Capt. had two firsts on the week, but it doesn’t mention he also had a second! The penultimate spot was left to the colonial pair of Aussie Paul Breen and Yank Kenny Kutzing.


Individual Strokeplay Championship

IPGC Bunker Boys at the OK Corral

Green Valley Golf & Country Club
October 18th-19th

The annual Bunker Boys’ OK Corral Individual Strokeplay Championship will be held at Green Valley Golf & Country Club on Monday and Tuesday, October 18 and 19, over 36 holes, starting at 11am each day.

The tournament will decide the Gentlemen’s Champion and golfers will play off the white tees.

This tournament is restricted to members of IPGC only and IPGC Handicaps will be used unless a member has a lower handicap from another recognised body.

A start list will be prepared on the evening of Sunday, October17, for the first day and any player teeing off before his/her allotted time may be disqualified. The start list for the second day will be prepared on Monday evening, 18th October, at the OK Corral, and will be based on rank order, with the leading golfers teeing off last. Again, these start times must be adhered to.

The entry fee will be 500 baht for the Championship; transport will be 200 baht each day. The entry fee includes two daily competitions, a rollover, trophy for overall winner, technical prizes and a final day buffet at the OK Corral. Green fees and caddy fees must be paid at Green Valley each day. Golf carts should be booked in advance direct with Green Valley, by individual golfers, if required. Please sign up on the entry list at the OK Corral or online at http://www. thebunkerboys.com Please sign up or complete the entry form online and return it to the OK Corral before 4pm on Sunday, 17th October, 2004. We shall attempt to accommodate late entries but this cannot be guaranteed, especially on the day of the event. Presentations will be at the OK Corral at 6:30 p.m. on both days.

Play will be conducted in accordance with the Rules of Golf as recognised by the R & A and USGA and any local rules applied by the host golf club and/or the Pattaya Golf Society and the IPGC.


Koehler and Munns Find Gold Twice

IPGC golf from Lewiinski’s!

Sunday October 3 Green
Valley - White Tees Stableford

1st A Flight: Rick Sharp, 39 pts
2nd A Flight: Clive Bruce, 37 pts
3rd A Flight: Joe McArdle, 35 pts
1st B Flight: Jim Munns, 36 pts
2nd B Flight: Robbie Bennett, 36 pts
3rd B Flight: Colin Davis, 35 pts
1st C Flight: John Dearden, 42 pts
2nd C Flight: Frank Pilkington, 38 pts
3rd C Flight: Jan Eriksen, 38 pts

The current defending champion of the Classroom Classic, John Dearden, led his C Flight cronies with the best score on the day, 42 points. John the B**t*rd, as he is affectionately known, has a well seasoned handicap but manages to pop up there with the big score every once in awhile on those rare days the game plays easy. Frankie “The Pilk” Pilkington continues to maintain a consistent stance on the podium as he edged quiet Jan Eriksen on count back for the silver in C. “The Hermit” led the premier gaggle home with a one under Standard Scratch 39 points. August’s Monthly Medal Winner Clive Bruce was second with 37. Joe McArdle, an Irishman, like The Pilk, is appearing at the pay window with some consistency this year and his third in A Flight perpetuated that. It would be wrong to say that Captain Fogg led B Flight home because that would suggest someone was crazy enough to follow him. However, with the help of a count back, he edged Robbie Bennett for B Flight honors. Robbie, who can’t seem to get the better of the count back, knew Jimmy could use the loot after another Cubbie Fall collapse. The Donkey, who, conversely, has never lost a count back, used his ol’ buddy to render Bob Lindborg bahtless on the day.

Tuesday October 5 Laem Chabang - C & A - White tees Stableford

1st A Flight: Jim Brackett, 41 pts
2nd A Flight: Jim Munns, 39 pts
3rd A Flight: Phil Mitchell, 38 pts
1st B Flight: Roger Koehler, 38 pts
2nd B Flight: Ray Dell, 38 pts
3rd B Flight: Mike Craighead, 36 pts

Jimmy Brackett’s handicap, having suffered a continued rise over the past couple of months, showed that the hemorrhaging may have stopped as he was “The Man” on the day with 42 points off an eight handicap. Jimmy Munns evidenced a hot week with his 39 points to Phil “Flipper” Mitchell’s 38 points. Roger Koehler, like many a higher handicapper who ebbs in and out of good golf, rode today’s tide in to victory. It still took a count back to clear up the top step as Roger edged Ray Dell, both having 38 points. Mike “The Mechanic” Craighead rounded out the presentations on the day.

Wednesday October 6 Siam C.C. - White Tees Stroke/Medal

1st A Flight: Colin Davis, net 71
2nd A Flight: Eddie Blackwell, net 71
3rd A Flight: Gary Blackburne, net 72
1st B Flight: Roger Koehler, net 68
2nd B Flight: Jan Eriksen, net 69
3rd B Flight: Paul Breen, net 72

This week’s co-marqee holder, Roger Koehler, extended his purple patch another day with a best on the day net 68. Jan Eriksen nicked the second of his two podium positions on the week with a very credible net 69. Paul Breen tidied up B Flight with a count back victory over improving Tore Elgvin, both shooting level to their handicap. Did I ever mention that The Donkey enjoys a good count back? Well this time he victimized Eddie Blackwell. While Colin is the target of continued ribbing in this column it must be noted that he has to play some very consistent, and good, golf to put himself into position for those count back wins. But it still doesn’t mean we have to be nice to him. The other Black brother, Gary Blackburne, took the bronze in the top handicapped Flight.

Friday October 8 Eastern Star - White Tees 2-person Scramble

1st Glen Perkinson/ Jim Munns, net 61.50
2nd Paul Breen/ Ken Kutzing, net 62.25
3rd Mike Craighead/ Robbie Bennett, net 63.38

The week concluded with an always-popular team event, this time a 2-person scramble. Golfers in Pattaya are exposed to scrambles mostly in the four man format. Two-man is a far more difficult format in that there is considerably more pressure for each player to “come through” on every shot. Perhaps that is the reason it seemed most of the field was surprised when their side was announced for a prize. Of course, nobody in the field was more surprised that Robbie “Mr. Nice Guy” Bennett and “The Mechanic” who took third. That had nothing to do with score but rather was attributable to a gaffe by this scribe in announcing the prize. The offending party forgot to apply the “Mascari Rule” which stands for the proposition that “no team can have a handicap higher than the lowest individual handicap on that team”. So with much sheepishness yours truly had to change the award from society favorites John and Lyn Foote to the surprised Craighead-Bennett duo. Thanks to Lyn and John for their gracious understanding!

On to more golf, it may be that Glen Perkinson entered the Purple of Haze of Captain Fogg but whatever the cause, Glen and Jim were the Team du Jour. As this week’s title evidences, the good Capt. had two firsts on the week, but it doesn’t mention he also had a second! The penultimate spot was left to the colonial pair of Aussie Paul Breen and Yank Kenny Kutzing.


Excellence and Ineptitude at Phoenix

IPGC Bunker Boys at the OK Corral

On a heavily overcast day, Tuesday October 5, two dozen Bunker Boys left the OK Corral for a day’s medal play at Phoenix Golf Club, on a course beautifully prepared with tough pin placings and fast greens.

The two flights, cut at 16 and under, were to suffer very different fortunes on a day when an astounding difference in skill was highlighted. Wise old heads back in the bar were at a loss to explain why every top flight player produced a better net score than even the best in the “B” flight. In the latter division Len Jones continued his dismal efforts only to emulate his previous third place score by nine shots, taking third place yet again with net 84!

The stars of the division were John Sutherland and John Stolarczyk who managed to share the spoils with their net 83s! In fairness PJ Redmond should have been the real victor with net 77 but, as on so many occasions, he failed to return his card to the scorer. In division one scores were very tight with four people, Terry Phur, William Macey, Bob Pearce and Bill Hewitt all taking a share of third place with their net 72s, whilst Alan McGrory submitted his card as an afterthought and was surprised to find himself second with net 71.

Steve Nowell had the last laugh however and his best gross of 78 gave him a net score of 69 to take the major honours. Some sanity was restored with his fine round. Bill Hewitt profited from his two birdie two’s to take the sole Super Sawng pot whilst Denis Smith awarded himself the Bananas for the day’s highest gross which included two disastrous fifteens in the space of six holes. Ultimately it was a day to forget for the “B” flight and it is hoped that normal service, in the form of “proper” golf, will be restored on the next outing!

Bangpra Back to its Best

On Thursday, October 7, another large group of golfers left the OK Corral bar in Soi Rungland to revisit the beautiful course at Bangpra and the good news is that the course is back to its very best, with the legendary slick greens posing a real test again, after seemingly months of “ordinary” surfaces. The two flights in the stableford competition were cut at sixteen and under and in division two Brian Bellis returned from a week in “Nakhon Nowhere” to fire a level par round of 36 points to share second place with PJ Redmond. Occasionally in Pattaya a player turns up with an “official” handicap certificate from a home club and produces a round that draws gasps from the other competitors and such was the case this time when Australian Peter Allan, playing off 26, produced a back nine score of twenty-five points to supplement his first nine of level par and take the day with a staggering total of 43 points. Results in division one were more predictable with smiling Scandinavian, Unto Kilvonen, making a welcome return to win the flight with 39 points, followed by Alan McGrory on 36 points and Terry Phur on 34. Bahamian Dave Murray took the major share of the Super Sawng pot with his two birdie twos whilst the smaller share went to Mick Withers. The Bananas were reserved for John Sutherland, from Scotland via Brazil, for his efforts at doing a U-turn in his buggy and losing the argument with a tree. A fine end to his short stay in the Kingdom but he is left with memories of an exquisite golf course on a fine day, as are we all.


The 6th ‘Diana Gold’ Charity Golf Tournament

Mike Franklin

The 6th ‘Diana Gold’ Charity Golf Tournament, sponsored by Chivas Regal & Eastern Star, will be held on Friday November 12 at Eastern Star Country Club & Resort.

Here is an early notice about this years’ tournament.

The tournament format will be singles Stroke play all groups teeing-off from the 10th Tee.

The course will be closed, so any delay will only be if the group in front is not keeping up, as the usual crossover delay between the nines has been eliminated.

Marshals will be evident on the course to give ‘assistance’, where necessary to ensure a smooth round for everyone.

Bookings can be made using the entry form, at the Diana Inn with John Cole, or with me.

As in the previous five years of the event, the key word is ‘Gold’ and there will be at least one ‘one-baht’ gold item to be won on every hole, and gold to be won in the lucky draw too.

All proceeds from the Tournament will go to the Diana Group Charity Foundation and be used in the support of under privileged and deserving children in and around the Pattaya area.

Details and Entry Forms will be available at the venues shortly, but here is an early opportunity to sign-up for Diana Gold and guarantee a preferred tee time.


PSC golf from the Cafe Kronborg

Monday October 4, The Royal Lakeside Country Club Stroke

The Royal Lakeside Country Club was host to a Strokeplay Competition under sunny skies with a strong wind blowing. The course was in its normal fine condition, particularly as this is the rainy season when courses tend to recover.

Richard Kubicki being received ‘The Mug’ from Bjarne.

Clive Robinson took the first place with a net 68, ahead of a three way countback on net 70 that saw Serge Straeton in second, Thomas Johansson in third and Jeff Wylie in fourth.

Thursday October 7, Bangpra Stroke - The Monthly Mug

For the first time in memory the Monthly Mug was not played on the last Thursday of the month, and unusually not at Siam. The reason was the wet weather of last week, but as they say ‘It’s an ill wind’ and with the weather at Bangpra being pretty good, this turned the day into not just another enjoyable day at Bangpra, but a day of cut and thrust that was enjoyed by all.

Clive Robinson

Fortunately for some, the greens were not at their fastest, and this lead to most producing reasonable scores, however this being a fairly difficult course nobody destroyed the course and only three players beat their handicap, and then only just.

Later back at the Cafe Kronborg, this being the only regular competition to go back there, the scores on the doors were declared and the winners hailed. In the B Flight, 16 upwards, the winner was that always dangerous ex-pro hockey player, Philippe Berra with a net 71 ahead of Toy Theobald with a net 72 and in third was Brian Noguer on a countback ahead of James Thompson, both net 73.

The A Flight, 0 to 15, was won by Thomas Johansson with a net 70, ahead of a countback for second on net 74 won by Kevin Mackintosh with Tim Holt in third.

So to the big one and, all were reminded that the winner has the right to have ‘The Mug’ filled by the rest of the players during the rest of the month. So to the winner and one of the most consistent players of the month came through, and the probable pre-favourite Richard Kubicki, came through to win with a net 69, and well done. T.T.F.N.


Serge has narrow win at Sriracha

IPGC Golf from the Haven

Monday October 4 Burapha Medal

1st Chang Suh, 71 - c/b 34
2nd Al Rolnik, 71 - c/b 35
3rd Bob Lindborg, 73

The Burapha East course, was, as, usual in excellent condition considering the recent rains, and fully tested the die-hards from the Haven. The only two players to break par on the day were the “Hawaiian Hurricane” Chang Suh, and his fellow American “Big Al “ Rolnik with there 71s. The Hawaiian Hurricane beating Al with a better back nine countback. The best of the also rans with a 73 was Bob Lindborg.

Monday’s winner “The Hawaiian Hurricane”, Chang Suh

The two’s pool was shared between Big Al, Roar Berger and the greedy, Roy Thornton who had two, two’s.

Back at the Haven, resident PGA professional Richard Livingston, said a farewell to Steve Lockhart.

Wednesday October 6 Bangpra Stableford

1st Barry Traynor, 41 pts
2nd Trevor Schirmer, 34 pts -c/b 18
3rd B. J Smith, 34 pts - c/b 17
4th Bob Lindborg, 34 pts - c/b 16

Only one of the twenty or so players managed to break par, and that was Barry Traynor, and did he not. In horse racing terms, there should have been a “steward’s enquiry”. Twenty-three points on the front nine, and seemingly coasting, it was only when he was within sight of the winning post that he decided to miss two foot putts and also to three putt! It was a close call for the minor placing with “Mr. Consistent”, Trevor Schirmer beating fellow Australian B.J. Smith and Bob Lindborg on countback. The two’s were shared by Trevor Schirmer and our winter visitor from Norway, Ole Stamnes.

Wednesday’s runaway winner, Barry Traynor.

At the Haven Richard welcomed back Ole Stamnes.

Friday October 8 Sriracha C.C Bogey

1st Serge Straeten, plus1 c/b, a/s
2nd Bob Turner, plus 1 c/b, -1
3rd Doug Williams, plus 1, c/b -2
4th Trevor Schirmer, all square

On a rain free day in Sriracha, Pattaya resident Serge Straeten led the field by virtue of his better back nine countback, from Bob Turner and newcomer Doug Williams, with Mr. Consistent Trevor Schirmer filling the final podium position.

The Sriracha course has an attractive layout, and the condition of the course in particular, the bunkers, have improved since I last played there. This was borne out by the fact that there was no two’s recorded, and there was a carry over to Monday.

Back at the Haven, Richard congratulated the winners and welcomed new members Len Teasdale and Doug Williams, and welcomed back long-term member Doug Campbell.


Clean Sweep for George & Dragon

The Original Pattaya Pool League

Group B: George & Dragon vs. H’s Bar

One thing about the English is that we always moan about the weather! But of course the rain back home is cold as well as wet! That’s why some of us don’t smile that much over there. The “mai pen rai” philosophy, although difficult for us to understand sometimes, is a lesson well learnt for the ex-pat if he wants to keep smiling here in Pattaya. But rules are rules, and they have to be obeyed.

George and Dragon team and Mick washed up from H’s Bar.

And so the heavens opened up the night before and continued on and off late into the afternoon of Monday as time drew near to the second match of the season for Tony and Huddersfield John’s team at the newly opened George & Dragon on Soi Bowling Green near the X-zyte Disco, South Pattaya against H’s bar from Soi Bua Khao near Sutus Court.

And then the fateful call came from Captain Dave at 8.15 p.m.; “Sorry, our team has been washed away”. It’s a shame but sometimes, especially at this time of year, even a short downpour can turn a small Soi into river in an hour or two. Just ask some bar owners in Soi Chaiyapoon around the corner!

The “Ice Queen” winneth!

So rain stopped play but it didn’t stop the drinking or subdue the party atmosphere in the George & Dragon for the team as well as Mick, the solitary player who ‘washed up’ on the their shore from H’s Bar. Unfortunately the game had to be conceded because they failed to inform the Home Team Bar within the statutory time period of 24 hours and so had to pay the fine.

Nice with Ice at Nadia’s - Group C: Nadia’s v Smugglers’ Rest

Situated on the corner of Soi Chaiyapoon and Soi Bua Khao is Nadia’s Bar, who was playing against Eric’s Team from Smugglers’ Rest on Naklua Road. Right from the start Captain Anthony placed the “Ice Queen” (or merely “Ice” to her close friends) a stunning Thai lass who played even better than she looked! Opponent John knew that everyone was watching this match for obvious reasons and maybe the pressure got to him... She played a cold and calculating match to defeat him in less than 5 minutes. Next up was Anthony against Brian. Minutes later the second game also went to Nadia’s.

But the third match saw “Branston” Don from Smugglers’ secure their only victory of the evening. Rico never really stood a chance against him as he skilfully played his game leaving his final black ball near a corner pocket. Rico tried an interesting shot at this point but left Don with a clear shot to finish. But the next 3 games soon came to an abrupt end as Gus soon cleared up against Roy, (Rumour has it that Gus used to play snooker in a previous life!) then “GNT” aka Kristian eventually defeated Boss Eric. Finally veteran Pool Hall owner and player, Barry quietly polished off his single’s match making it a convincing 5 - 1 victory for Nadia’s.

But it wasn’t until the second doubles game between Anthony and Ice against John and Barry that there some controversy arose. Barry (Smugglers’) was taking no prisoners as he slammed 2 balls straight down off the break. The balls flew around the table so quickly that no one noticed at first that one of the balls pocketed was actually the black! In some countries that would mean “end of game” and a few players at that point thought it was! But under the Original Pattaya Pool League Rules that means a re-rack! When it came to the Ice Queen’s turn she potted 3 spots quickly in succession. Barry returned the compliment with 3 stripes followed by a safety shot. This forced Anthony to foul and give away 2 shots. When Ice missed her shot it began to look as if it would all be over soon, especially as Barry was down to the black ball. Sadly he failed to pot it leaving Anthony with the chance he needed.

A trick shot on the yellow followed by the green into the corner left Anthony with only the black on the table. Both he and John tried and failed to pot so it was down to Ice to sink the black. And that she did effortlessly!

The final game saw Smugglers Eric and Brian play safe all the way through but it just wasn’t safe enough as Adam and “GNT” copied their style. Even though it was one of the longer games in the match, ending in an overall victory of 8 - 1 to Nadia’s, it showed that the Smugglers team never gave up and played their best right through to the end despite the result.

With not a single mouthful of stew left in the pot from the half time refreshments (and it was a big pot!) and a mountain of empty beer bottles behind the counter there was no doubt that everyone enjoyed the evening. And that’s how Monday nights should be, every time! Watch this space next week to see what happens to “Pool around Pattaya” when we make our way towards Jomtien!


Form goes out the window

MBMG Bangkok Casuals League - Week 1

Bewilderment, confusion and dismay struck Bangkok and a few Pattaya bars on Friday night. After scores of young, lithe, athletic men flooded into various bars ordering ‘chicken and beans’ in thick Geordie accents. Had the custodians of alcohol consulted their almanacs they would have known to expect lower takings, as Saturday was opening day for the MBMG International Casuals League.

Determined to recoup their losses, form guides were studied, histories were examined and match stats compiled. Dubliner, never lost in Pattaya, check away win, Scans, never lost to the Japanese, check home win.

As any football fan knows, bugger form.

A solid Pattaya team outplayed the Mighty Dubliner without Paul ‘everything through me’ Crouch. The Dubliner after scoring in the opening minute couldn’t withstand constant Pattaya pressure applied by the tireless running of Drake, Chubby and Spence. 2-1 down by the start of the second half any chance for a share of the spoils were dashed by the head of Chai, 3-1 at the final whistle.

The Scandinavian Vikings also lost on opening day to a fast pace Japanese side going down 2-0. The league’s first female manager getting it right straight from the off.

In other fixtures the Bullshead raced to the top of the league with a 6-1 hammering of Pattana. Are the Bullies back we ask? The newly named Robin Hood still couldn’t do any better than previously against the Germans All Stars drawing 1-1, the GAS equalizing with 10 minutes to go. AFC Shrewsbury held out for a 1-0 win against Bangkok Blitz and Seaboard not travelling well, lost 1-0 in a reversal of their friendly game, to British Club Casuals.

Results (Week 1): Robin Hood FC 1 vs. German All Stars 1; Bulls Head Brazilians 6 vs. Patana 1; Racing Club Pattaya 3 vs. The Dubliner 1; British Club Casuals 1 vs. Seaboard FC 0; Blitz FC 1 vs. AFC Shrewsbury 3; Bangkok United 2 vs. Scandinavian Vikings 0


YWCA charity bowling tournament to benefit underprivileged children

Winners to receive the HRH Princess Sirindhorn Trophy

Suchada Tupchai

The YWCA Bangkok-Pattaya Chapter is organizing a charity bowling tournament to raise funds in support of scholarships programs for underprivileged children as part of their ongoing ‘Happy Family Project’.

Organisers and YWCA members of this weekend’s YWCA charity bowling tournament for the underprivileged at the press conference in front of the many trophies up for grabs.

These funds will enable them to carry on with the ‘Lunch for the school children’ scheme, which is one of the many worthwhile projects the club does for the benefit of the underprivileged in our community. The winning team will have the honor of receiving the ‘HRH Princess Sirindhorn Cup’.

In a press conference last week, competition guidelines were laid out with teams of 3 competing for the highest score over 3 games. The event will be held at the P.S. Bowling from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. on October 16.

Entries in the individual and team categories are welcome. For more information, please contact the YWCA Bangkok-Pattaya Chapter, telephone number, 038-716 316 and 038-367 5293.


Hard Rock Hotel Pattaya winds up in-house sports competition

Suchada Tupchai

The Hard Rock Hotel Pattaya wound up its in -house sports competition last week with a spectacular finish. The highlight of the day was the cheerleading contest between the four color teams around the hotel’s pool area.

The incredible ‘Banana boat tug of war’ was a sight to behold.

The four teams, blue, red, orange and green comprising of hotel staff members battled it out over 10 days of vigorous sports fest in true Hard Rock Style. Andrew Khoo, Hard Rock Hotel Pattaya general manager closed the games as the winner of the cheerleading contest was announced. The blue team took home 2,000 in cash and prizes for their colorful effort.

The afternoon switched to the water where guests and staff took part in more fun activities including a banana boat tug-of-war, ‘water passing’ and ‘the mummy returns’.

The hotel also thanked the women’s volleyball team for their victory at the recent Thai Hotel Association-Eastern Chapter games. The event was followed by a staff party with food and drink laid on for all in attendance.


Jester’s Sponsored Bike Ride was on in 2004 & it was Indoors!

By David Garred,
Dusit Resort Sports Club manager

Words like Spinning & RPM will mean something to regular gym users but the other 95% of the population might need a bit of an explanation before we go on.

So this is what was left after the last class, big smiles and good feelings from a job well done!

Basically, a Spin Class is a mountain or road bike ride done, with the help and motivation of music and a specially trained instructor, on a custom fitted exercise bike for about 45 minutes.

With the very recent completion of the extensions to Dusit Resort Sports Club and the inclusion of a purpose built Indoor Cycling or Spinning Studio, a unique opportunity presented itself to continue the grand tradition, started by Darren Rose, Paul Baker and more recently Kim Fletcher, of the Jester’s Bike Ride.

During the class lunacy

The massive popularity of this bike ride, last year with over 400 riders participating and raising approximately 360,000 baht was its own downfall, as none of us would wish to see any of the kind hearted people injured while raising charity funds and enjoying a Sunday morning bike ride. Too many people, too many opportunities for accidents proved too much of a risk, so, the outdoor ride was canned.

However, the passion for the sport/exercise and charity/good will connection still runs strong with many fine individuals in our community. It was these people who braved the new exercise concept of Spinning or Indoor Cycling - at very short notice to try out one of the five classes held throughout the day on October 2.

David teaching the first class of the day on the Jesters Indoor Sponsored Bike Ride. he said “Yes, I was trying to look silly and I won the bet!”

All the sensible people, most of those that had not done a Spin class before joined me at 8 a.m. for the “silly hat” class. We were able to keep with the fun theme, as I knew it would be more of an instructional class with jokes thrown in to break up the education and big effort sections.

The 4 classes to follow were completely different, and I must thank our star instructors who donated their time and massive enthusiasm to letting all of the rest of the more seasoned riders know what can be achieved on an indoor bike. There were Mexican waves, Air Guitar, Air Bongos, A big base drum and even an “air world’s smallest violin” played by class members as a part of the fun. We heard all types of singing, saw head purist AC/DC fans head banging and sweat dripping to the floor surrounding the bikes as we progressed from song to song. Riders were hanging out for the rest periods between songs and those, most welcome, during song rests we earned due to maximal effort being given by all - air conditioning never tasted so sweet!

Come the end of the day we lost track of the calories burned in the name of charity and the sides were aching from a dose of laughter but amongst a few willing, and still happy at the post event stage, participants we managed to follow in the tradition of the Jester’s Bike Ride and raised 22,000 baht for disadvantaged kids in our local area.

The day flowed well from class to class, we saw several campers kitted out in costume - to varying degrees and the 3 basic tenets of group exercise were easily achieved - Safe, Fun & Effective. As a result, the future of the Jester’s Bike ride for the masses has been secured and it will be on again inside the Spinning Studio at Dust Resort Sports Club, again, next year.

My thanks go to my GM, K. Chatchawal and most of the entire staff of Dusit Resort, Pattaya for allowing my to attempt this “outside the box” concept. Thanks to Woody and the Jester’s committee for all the support and of course to Emma from Sportathalon Bangkok and the other hard working instructors; Woody, Nong and Boy for putting their heart and soul into each and every class.

I’m looking forward to seeing you all next year at the Jester’s fair & Pub night then the final event for 2005, the Jester’s Indoor Sponsored Bike Ride.


The Square Ring

I admit that I am not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, the strongest oar in the boat or a bubble that’s level. That aside I just can’t get this darn “Split Decision”- “Majority Decision” deal sorted out in my muddled mind. At least I’m not driving a tour bus while “fully loaded”. Yep did it again. Last week in reporting the results of the Klitschko contest I wrote, “As an “accidental head butt” they went to the judges cards with Klitschko getting a majority decision (49-46,49-46, 47-48). The Square Ring had it 48-47 for the winner.” Ever loyal reader and teacher writes, “Just a note... it is apparent that I am not a very good teacher... 49-46, 49-46 for Klitschko and 48-47 for the other guy is a “Split”...(If his opponent was 48-48 then it would have been a majority). I know, and you’re right, who cares?” Me! No wonder I drink.

Stop the press! Interrupt cable television! Cut in on Radio 1! Here’s a flash from last week’s WBC convention in Phuket. “Dr. Jose Sulaiman has reconsidered and will serve another term as President of the WBC.” Who would have thunk it? Well me for one, as the good Dr. does the same thing every year. No doubt he was persuaded to stay on as president for life after hearing the words of encouragement from all those boxing officials he appoints or assign’s to paying jobs around the world. Leading the way with the verbal accolades was Eddy Thangarajah of Thailand, Asian Boxing Council secretary and an “unbiased” boxing writer for a paper in the big town with the really bad traffic problem. Eddy did say, “On behalf of the Asian Boxing Council, and my good friends gathered here, I propose Dr. Jose Sulaiman to be elected president of the World Boxing Council for all that he has done and achieved for the great sport of boxing. No leader, no politician has done so much, achieved so much for the dear sport, which we love so much. He has created a new world for the sport of boxing.” Here, Here! Not to mention that speech will probably get Eddy a couple of trips as a WBC supervisor to some fights around the world. Boxing, ain’t it great?

One of the “tasks” at any convention is deciding who is going to fight who. “I’m shocked at your attitude.” Live with it. Of course these decisions are always played out in the light of day.”

WBC lightweight champ Antonio Tarver is “suppose to meet Australian Paul Briggs” in the “near” future. Don King will do the honors one would think in the USA. WBC Lightweight Jose Luis Castillo (Mexico) doesn’t have to face either #1 Michael Clark (USA) or #2 Sirimanassuk, he gets a “voluntary stiff” while #1 and #2 fight each other. Now that you’ve memorized all this valuable information a word of caution. It don’t mean anything.

Sometimes athletics, especially boxers, take themselves too seriously. The key is usually when they speak of themselves in the “third person.” The latest to fall prey to the “I am really an important person syndrome” is Ricky “The Hit Man” Hatton. Doing a one-on-one telly interview, Hatton ejaculated the following: “The big fights will happen for Ricky Hatton because Ricky Hatton wants them” It’s not only a British disease. Felix Trinidad after his win over Ricardo Mayorga said, “Bring on Hopkins. Tito is back.” Well, yes all well and good, except before you left Senior Tito Hopkins knocked you ‘cattywampus’ and will probably do so again. Mayorga, who has lost 2 out of his last 3 said, “I’m retiring. I’ve been fighting since I was 11. 20 years is enough.” Gee Felix maybe the win wasn’t that big?

Sometimes we get emails that pose questions, silly folk. Got an email that asked about some Thai fighters. For more insight I went to promoter Mr. Songchai Jr. “Hope this message will reach you. I’m an American who has always liked Thai fighters. I have a question about the following fighters. “Chatchai Sasakul. Does he have enough left to challenge for the 115 pound title, which I would imagine he is actually shooting for, though he has been fighting at 118.” Answer: “ He is probably going for the 115 pound title which I would imagine he is actually shooting for, though he ahs been fighting at 118. 115 lbs is his best weight.” “How good is Poonsawat Kratingdaengym at 118 pounds, does he have potential to be a world champ?” “He is good but has problems with his weight. “Is Denkoasan Kaovitch the 112-pounder getting better and will he be a legitimate threat to any of the other champs at 112? “Yes he has the opportunity. “Is Medgoen Singsurat too chinny to ever compete at a high level in the 115 division.” No, 115 is his best weight. And finally, “Are there any other up and coming Thais who have legitimate chances to compete for title? Such as Seanghin Lookbanyi or Somsak Singwatchal?” Any news on any Thai fighters would be appreciated. “Seanghin Lookbanyi will fight this month. Somsak Singwatchal? He will stop for a while. He did not show good skills. “ There you have it Thai boxing in a nutshell thanks t Mr. Sonchai Jr. and your humble correspondent. I have a question? What the hell does chinny mean?

When fellows of good spirit gather round to discuss the merits of boxing today, one issue is never in doubt. ‘We need more good fighters that fight.” Manny Pacquiao should be the poster boy for “good fighters”. He is one of the few that though he holds no “official title” is the creme’ de la creme’. He holds no official title because a Frog judge (aka “Surrender Monkey”) saw his fight with Juan Manuel Marquez (42-2) as 110-115 for the Mexican. That score is even more outrageous when Pacquaio scored three knockdowns in the first round. Three knockdowns dictates a 10-6 round for the winner. Monsieur Jutras then gave 9 of the next 11 to Marquez? Horsediddle! That’s not the only bad luck that’s dogged The Pac Man. As mentioned his promoter, Murad Muhammad, is an empty pinch back suit with a bow tie and a hatred of “white devils”, has done nothing to do what he’s suppose to do. Get fights for Pacquiao. After a month of training in California The Pac Man has returned to the Philippines. He’s also terminated his promotional deal with Murad. “This is my decision. He’s made more money from my previous fights. That’s why I will now terminate my contract with him.” Next up for now free agent Pacquiao is Aussie Gary St. Clair (35-3). St. Clair’s three losses came at the hands of world-class fighters Diego Corralas, Vivian Harris and Leonard Dorin. Add to the mix that he’s never been KO’d and you have the makings of one hell of a November treat. I’ll drink to that.