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Pattaya’s newest boxing stadium opens its door with some hot action in the ring

Pattaya to host “Beach Volleyball under 18 Years Championship Competition 2003” in August

Pattaya Marathon set for July 20

Thai Newcomers scramble home at Banchang

Katchakorn Maekala wins Marriott Fitness Club 3rd annual members tennis tournament

Diana Group Golf Seniors & Ladies July Open

Seeking sponsorship for 2nd Pattaya Dinner Boxing Charity Evening

Beginner’s luck stuns fishing pundits

Sunday Quiz League

Wednesday Quiz League

Mickey Mouse Darts League

PSC Darts League

Pattaya Pool League

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

Kevin Wilson out on his own at Natural Park Hill

Eddie Blackwell edges Ol’ Pete, twice

P.S.C. Golf from the Cafe Kronborg

Prizes shared over three continents

P.S.C. Golf from Bobby Joes 60’s Bar

PSC Three Sisters Golf

Scotland victorious against England in Annual Alex Forbes Memorial football match

PH3 Run 1009

The Square Ring

Fitness Tips

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Pattaya’s newest boxing stadium opens its door with some hot action in the ring

Fight fans gathered to witness some hot action in the ring at Pattaya’s newest boxing stadium. The Pattaya Muay Thai Stadium is located in North Pattaya next to the Palladium discotheque.

A Muay Thai boxer prepares for a fight in the ring of the newly opened Pattaya Muay Thai Stadium.

Chanawut Vaiwut, manager of the North Pattaya venue invited special guests and 10 pairs of fighters to participate in the opening night action. Fighters from various schools around the country battled it out in the ring for a first prize booty of 100,000 baht.

Well-known local Kru Yodthong Senanat, an advisor to the new stadium, was present to commence the matches.

“Muay Thai is the traditional fighting art of Thailand and is a good form of exercise for the youth of today. The opening of this stadium is a stage on which Thai Boxing will be preserved and become increasingly popular. Those who dedicate themselves to the art become strong in body and mind and can even move into the professional field if they desire to,” concluded Kru Yodthong.


Pattaya to host “Beach Volleyball under 18 Years Championship Competition 2003” in August

by Songklod Kaewvisit

World-class beach volleyball is coming to Pattaya and the city is preparing to host this exciting event. To finalize plans for the competition, Urit Nanthasurasak, Pattaya city’s deputy mayor, chaired a meeting at Pattaya City Hall on Tuesday, which was attended by city officials and representatives from the Volleyball Association of Thailand.

Urit said Pattaya City was once again lucky to host the “Beach Volleyball under 18 Years Championship Competition 2003” for both men and women to be held on August 27-31.

Urit said, “The competition will take place on the beach near the Adriatic Hotel, Pratamnak Beach. Five fields including one main field will be used during the tournament. The main field will have seating accommodations for the audience and will be used for semi- and final rounds.”

Over 80 teams from 40 countries are expected to participate in the competition. Urit said that this world sports event would definitely boost the tourism economy in the short run before and during the game dates. He urged all hotels and tourist business operators to be ready for the event and treat the visitors and players well. He added that the city will arrange a welcoming ceremony and provide transportation for competitors during the event. The Volleyball Association of Thailand will handle the competing fields, referees, and other facilities for athletes.


Pattaya Marathon set for July 20

Thousands of athletes will be pounding the pavement when the Pattaya Marathon gets underway in the wee morning hours on Sunday, July 20.

The start and finish line will be the same as previous years, on Beach Road between Sois 4 & 5. Beach Road will be closed completely for traffic during the event.

Traffic lanes along North Pattaya Road, Central Pattaya Road, and long stretches of Sukhumvit Highway, Jomtien Beach Road, Pratamnak Road and Pattaya 2nd Road will be cut in half. Chaiyapruk and Watboon Roads in Jomtien will also be part of the route and may be reduced to one lane or closed off completely.

The competition includes a full 42.195 km marathon, a 21.1 km half marathon, a 10.55 km quarter- marathon and a students’ marathon over 5 km. The marathon will start at 5 a.m., the half marathon at 5:30 a.m. and the quarter-marathon at 6 a.m. Male athletes in the marathon and half marathon will compete in six different age groups; in the quarter marathon four age groups. Female athletes in the marathon, half marathon and quarter marathon will compete in four age group categories.

A strong contingent of wheelchair athletes is expected to compete in the wheelchair category.

The first six finishers in each category will receive a trophy and cash. The top prize for the men’s international category is 150,000 baht, while the top prize for the women’s category is 100,000 baht. All finishers will receive medals.

Application fees are: Marathon 700 Baht; Half Marathon 500 Baht; Quarter Marathon 300 Baht.

Applications can be submitted until July 19 by hand at city hall in North Pattaya (tel. 038 410 200 ext. 108), or through the Amateur Athletic Association of Thailand (tel. 02 564 3322), Running Sport and Trophy in Bangkok (tel. 02 930 6809, 02 930 6405-6, 02 934 1219), or at the Tourism Authority of Thailand Pattaya Office on Pratamnak Road (up the hill) (tel. 038 427 667, 038 428 750), or TAT in Bangkok or any domestic or international TAT office.


Thai Newcomers scramble home at Banchang

by Mike Franklin

Natthachai Chaiyaprom and Chamnan Phattanabut, first time visitors to Shenanigans Very Friendly Golf Society, scrambled a gross 74 and net 66.2 to win by just one stroke at Century Banchang on Tuesday July 8th.

Mike Franklin congratulates Natthachai Chaiyaprom on his win.

Runners-up were John ‘on a roll’ Kennedy and steady Jason Payne with a gross 76 and net 67.2. Close behind, but not on the podium as the field was just 26 players, were Rich and Jampa Dumas scoring a net 67.4, here making their annual two month visit from Canada.

Near pins went to Phil Taylor, Toy Ryser, Khun Natthachai and John Larder. John also had the longest putt on the eighteenth, while Ann Drader sank it on the ninth.

Apart from a brief shower the weather stayed fine, although the course was rather wet due to heavy overnight rain. Century Banchang is always a pleasure to play and a severe test in the wet if, like me, you don’t happen to be a long hitter.

Back at Shenanigans the Tuesday 100 baht special was a succulent Chicken Stew that went down rather well and, with eleven ladies playing, the ‘long table’ was quickly in place.

The first half of the Shenanigans golf year concludes on Tuesday 22nd July with a Pairs Better Ball at Burapha East. Please sign-up in pairs at Shenanigans and, if possible, team up with another pair to make the four.

The fixtures for August and September are up on the notice board and on the web page, with an assortment of courses on the schedule. Make a note too, of the date for the 2003 Shenanigans Irish Open, on Friday October 3rd.


Katchakorn Maekala wins Marriott Fitness Club 3rd annual members tennis tournament

Songklod Kaewvisit

Katcharon Maekala proved his mettle for success as a tennis ace during the Marriott Fitness Club 3rd annual members tennis tournament. It earned him the biggest trophy, a Adidas gift set, fitness t-shirt and a “Sports Massage” for 60 minutes at the Mandara Spa Pattaya. Katcharon also won the award for great sportsmanship and received another trophy and a food & beverage voucher for the Garden Café at the Pattaya Marriott Resort & Spa.

Katcharon Maekala (L) receives the winner’s trophy from Thomas Christiansen, Resident Manager Pattaya Marriott Resort & Spa.

Peeboon Pimvichai took second place, being defeated in a close match by Katchakorn. Peebon received a slightly smaller trophy, a Adidas gift set, fitness t-shirt and a voucher for a foot reflexology for 45 minutes at the Mandara Spa Pattaya.

The tournament was staged at the club’s third floor tennis courts and matches were played on June 29, July 6 and the finals on July 12.

Tennis savvy members and non-members had the opportunity to compete in women’s, men’s singles and double divisions on Wimbledon standard artificial grass courts.

30 players signed up for this year’s tournament. All players showed tremendous skills during exciting matches throughout the tournament.


Diana Group Golf Seniors & Ladies July Open

The next tournament, exclusively for Seniors (50-64), Super Seniors (65+) and Ladies (any age), will be held at Pattaya Country Club on Thursday, July 31.

Program:

Booked Tee-off times from 10.00 am

Format: Stableford (Handicap qualifying)

Transport leaves Diana Inn, 09.00 am (B. 100 Return fare)

Prize giving at Pattaya Country Club

Trophy and Prize for Best Score in each Division

Prize for Runner-up in each Division

Technical Hole prizes for Near Pins & Long Putts

Sign-up at the Green Bottle or Diana Group Driving Range.

All Seniors, Super Seniors and Ladies Welcome.


Seeking sponsorship for 2nd Pattaya Dinner Boxing Charity Evening

Patrick’s Boxing Promotion Team organizes the second ever Pattaya Dinner Boxing Charity Evening, which will be held on Saturday July 26. Therefore Patrick is looking for some sponsors to help raise money for the evening. All proceeds will go towards the Camillian Center for HIV/Aids patients in Rayong.

It’s going to be the second Dinner Boxing Gala ever in Pattaya with 5 fights (3 Muay Thai and 2 English style fights, plus show, demonstration and entertainment). The event will take place in The Regent Marina Hotel, Beach Road (Soi 0). The hotel will provide the catering and beverages. The entree fees are 1,250 Baht (incl. dinner) and 700 Baht (excl. dinner). All of the profits will go to the Camillian Center for HIV/Aids patients in Rayong. The last boxing event took place in the Marriott Resort and Spa where we raised 100.000 Baht. This is a non-profit event.

Local TV and newspapers will be there as well. This sponsorship will certainly promote your business as well.

Price for sponsorship: 4,000 Baht.

To find out more on sponsorship please contact Patrick Van den Berghe tel/fax 038 720 300, mobile 01 687 2410 or e-mail [email protected].


Beginner’s luck stuns fishing pundits

PSC fishing from the 60’s Bar

Wednesday the 9th July 2003: Just imagine you have a man on the boat who has never held a rod in his hand and just came out for the day because he plays golf in our group and it seemed a good thing to do. Then you go to two spots and fish for some hours without a bite from a big fish, so you go to the last spot and he drops his hand line over the side and waits.

“That ain’t beginner’s luck. Sheer talent.”

Suddenly one of the big rods runs out and he holds a rod for the first time as he learns to fight a ‘Big Fish’ and finally he manages to get it to the boat and finds it’s a ray. Satisfied he goes back to playing with his hand line, trying to catch small fish when suddenly it is nearly yanked out of his hand and after a struggle he lands the biggest fish I have seen caught on a hand line.

Suffice to say Tim is now a confirmed fisherman and his Thai wife is even interested as she has spent the last few days dining on fish. It really is amazing the lure of the sea and a day out in fine weather such as it was this day is a thing of beauty.


Sunday Quiz League

Includes 6th July

Fixtures Note: The final quiz match is on July 20, followed by the party at The Londoner on the 27th.


Wednesday Quiz League

Includes: 9th July 2003


Mickey Mouse Darts League

League Table (Jul 11)


PSC Darts League

Week 8 of the Summer Season 2003


Pattaya Pool League


Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

One week remaining in the league and things are getting clearer

Second place Café Ole and third place Nice & Sleazy both won three points and Café Ole is now assured of a second or third place trophy and Nice & Sleazy can still win second, third, finish fourth or even be beaten out of the trophy race.

200 bowlers Jim and Otto.

Café Ole overcame the House of the Golden Coin with Otto leading the way with a 202 game, 548 series and Jim rolled a 213 game, 532 series. House of the Golden Coin was missing their two top players but Ladda came very close to beating Café Ole by her self as she bowled a 608 series with handicap. Nice & Sleazy took three points from Jack & Tar to remain in third place and they are the only team threatening Café Ole for the second place trophy.

Domicil won all four points in their match with Three Sisters and moved into a tie for fourth with Jack & Tar. One of these teams will win the fourth place trophy and possibly could take the third place trophy.

Winchester Club took three points from VFW Post 9876 and they are both tied for fifth place. Shakey Pete’s, led by Mai with a 511-pin count took three points from last place Café Kronborg. Nual rolled a 505 series for Café Kronborg.


Kevin Wilson out on his own at Natural Park Hill

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the Bunker

On Thursday, 10th July, a large group of Bunker Boys were attracted by the charms of Natural Park Hill, trees and all, for another stableford competition. A very hot day saw thirty-seven golfers tee off in two divisions with the cut at eighteen. In division one, visitor Steve Bugden, playing off five, showed his form at Treasure Hill earlier in the week was no fluke as he recorded a score of 34 points to win the top prize, with PJ Redmond and Dave Smith firing 32 points to share the second place. In division two Gerhardt Schulze and Jim Payne persevered to score 31 points each whilst way out on his own was Kevin Wilson, who blows either hot or cold, steaming in on a sub-par 38 points. There were four birdie two’s with Neil Griffin coaxing in a thirty foot putt and Wilf Latham teasing in a chip from off the green. Doing it the “right way”, and twice, was Mark Campbell and all three players shared the Bunker Super Sawng award. Des Richardson, playing off ten, had a round of such stunning mediocrity that the Bunker Banana Booby found an appropriate recipient yet again. The “Top Banana” only two days previously, had scooped the pool, unrivalled!

Treasure Hill
Continues to torment

An overcast sky and a sharp seasonal shower welcomed the Bunker Boys when they returned to the tough and testing Treasure Hill Golf Club on Tuesday, 8th July, for their weekly Stableford competition. The two divisions were cut at handicap 18 and under. The course was in excellent condition and in division one the laurels went to Des Richardson, playing off ten, who shot a score of 34 points. Second was five handicapper Steve Bugden, with 29 points, sharing the minor honours with John Hughes. Division two saw a tighter race with Mark Joshua firing 32 points, two behind Sander “Sunny” Ruthsip, on 34, and Gerhardt Schulze with the day’s best score of 35. Once again the course had won with no-one beating par. There was one birdie two and the award for the Bunker Super Sawng competition went to Steve Nowell. Neil Griffin shot the day’s lowest total and took his Banana Booby prize home to enjoy at his leisure.


Eddie Blackwell edges Ol’ Pete, twice

IPGC Golf From Lewiinski’s

Sunday July 6
Green Valley White Tees
Stableford

1st Place A Flight, John Hillier, 39 points

2nd Place A Flight, Julian Clarke, 39 points

3rd Place A Flight, Pete Stonebridge, 36 points

1st Place B Flight, Stephen Mulberry, 40 points

2nd Place B Flight, Mick Folan, 38 points

3rd Place B Flight, Jes Lees, 34 points

John Hillier ruined Julian’s farewell party with a count back victory after both players finished with 39 points. Although a fast start may well mean a successful round it also generally means that if you are involved in a count back you will probably lose it. Such was the case for Julian as he opened with 23 points off his 5 handicap. That translated to three under on the opening nine! But 15 on the inward nine succumbed to John’s more balanced 20 points. Both players have had consistent success during their respective vacation, although Julian’s three-week hot streak is probably unprecedented for a player who has a low single digit handicap. Pete Stonebridge who only plays once or twice a week is making them count with a third place in A Flight. The Sugar Shack entrant, Stephen Mulberry, put together another fine round for best on the day 40 points. Mick Folan, like so many of the day’s players, was on the final day of his vacation and finally got in going with a lovely 38 point outburst, which was good enough for second in B. Jes Lees who does not gain the podium as often as his athletic acumen might suggest used the A/B Flight split to his advantage sneaking into the cash drawer with a Donkeyesque 34 points.

Tuesday July 8
St. Andrews 2000 White Tees
Stableford

1st Place, Eddie Blackwell, 34 points

2nd Place, Pete Murray, 34 points

It was a small field after 10-15 core players saw their vacations end and a return flight looming. Eddie Blackwell seized the opportunity on the day, and as set out below, on the week, and held wily Pete Murray off via a count back.

Wednesday July 9
Khao Kheow A & B
Yellow Tees
Stroke/Medal

1st Place, Eddie Blackwell, net 74

2nd Place, Pete Murray, net 75

3rd Place, Rick Sharp, net 78

There are the same names again, Blackwell and Murray, atop the victory stand. At least this time they left a little bit of lucre for the third wily Musketeer, Rick Sharp. It was great to see old friend Mike Morris again. Mike was only one shot off the podium.

Friday July 11
Natural Park Resort
B & A white tees
Stroke/Medal

1st Place, Joe Mooneyham, net 68

2nd Place, David Blakey, net 73

3rd Place, Eddie Blackwell, net 74

The week concluded with Joe Mooneyham completing preparation for Sunday’s (13 July) Monthly Medal as he stormed past the field by five strokes. It was a welcome sight to see old friend David Blakey head up the steps to claim the second place stair. Eddie Blackwell made it two firsts and a third in three days of play. Not bad.


P.S.C. Golf from the Cafe Kronborg

Monday June 30
Plutaluang Royal Thai Navy Golf
Course
Stableford

The North and West layouts were the test for twenty five golfers on a gloomy and threatening day. We had eight Aussies playing in the competition who somehow managed to play only in Victoria (S + E) whilst the rest of the players played from Darwin to Perth (N + W).

Bill Plath

On the day when everything was sorted out the flights were A Flight 0 to 18 and B flight 19 and above. Quasi Sandiegan Lee Dunnecliff took the A Flight with 39 points, Bill Plath was second with 35 points, Peter Vanderworp third with 32 points and Gary Bingham fourth with 30 points.

In the B flight Jay Perrin came out on top with 36 points ahead of Barry Kerr second with 35 points with Dick Worden third on 34 points and Tournament Director Dave Richardson fourth with 33 points.

Thursday July 3

Bangpra

Stableford

This was a pretty full field, fired up to play this top course, unfortunately as will happen sometime through the year, the greens, usually fast and deadly, were sanded and very inconsistent. Also the weather was hot, humid and draining, and a combination of the two was apparent in the low scores at the end of play.

This really is a fine course and the oldest in the area ,it has also matured well so is extremely scenic with a very fine par three on the 12th that is recognised as one of the best around.

On the day most of the golfers were just happy to survive, and many ‘golfing wise’ did not but we actually had one golfer beat his handicap when Jay Perrin came in with a great 41 points to win for the second time in the week. It will be seen from the photo he has now had the operation and will not win again.

The A flight, 0 to 19, was won by Don Richardson with 36 points ahead of Bill Plath in second with 35 points and in third Rick Evans with 34 points beating Tim Holt on countback.

The B flight, 20 upwards, was won as, already said, by Jay Perrin with a fine 41 points ahead of John Swanson in second with 36 points with Dick Worden sneaking into fourth with 34 points on countback ahead of Barry Kerr and Greg Mitchell.

In the clubhouse with the day so hot the speciality of Bangpra, Rainbow Ice-cream, was seen being consumed in great quantities.

Near Pin: #2 Greg Mitchell, #8 Dave Richardson, #12 Jay Perrin, #17 Alan Lord

Long Put: #9 Ebrahim, # 18 Nil

Monday July 7
Treasure Hill
Country Club
Stableford

It was another gloomy Monday for golf but as we arrived at the course the rain stopped and a very pleasant Stableford competition was held. Rick Evans took the A flight, 0 to 17, with 38 points ahead of steady Ebrahim in second with 36 points and in third place Lee Dunnecliffe with 34 points. Dr Jay Perrin took the B flight,18 upwards, with 40 points with Aussie Barry Kerr in second with 38 points and John Swanson with 37 points beating Dave Richardson for third on countback.

Thursday July 10
Phoenix
Stroke

Good turnout for Phoenix as practically a full house made the short trip down the road to this local course. The course itself was in pretty good condition and was enjoyed by most as the fairways and greens were well maintained. With the planting of trees now underway at various places around the course, when they mature the course will become much more difficult.

On the day, playing first the Lakes nine then the Ocean nine, the test was not the most difficult and this was reflected in the winning scores with the winners in both flights beating their handicaps.

In the A flight Bill Plath took the honours with a good net 68 ahead of Phil Taylor in second with net 70 and in third was Jeff Wylie with a net 71. In the B flight the winner was Phil Utting with net 67, Phil had literally just flown in so this was a good performance. In second was Mick O’Connor with a net 69 beating John Swanson into third on countback, also net 69.

Near Pin: #L2 Phil Taylor, #L7 Brian Holden, #O4 Kenny Mau, #O8 Peter Vanderwold


Prizes shared over three continents

IPGC TAGGS Golf from the Haven

Monday July 7
Green Valley
Stroke play

1st: Phil Groves, 70 points

2nd: Patrick Scullion, 71 points

3rd: Dave Lacey, 72 cb9 36

4th: Trevor Schirmer, 72 cb9 38.5

5th: John Kendall, 73 points

Once again the boys from The Haven took on the building site that used to be known as one of the better Peter Thompson designed courses at Green Valley which could now more aptly be named as Mud Valley with lift clean and place in operation on the fairways and some of the greens.

With the course playing its full length and another five hundred yards it was that big hitters that carried the day led by Phil Groves, who is trying to win back the title of best Aussie in the group, carding a very creditable gross 77. The chasing group was headed by the wandering diplomat who benefited hugely from an unusually early night before, that saw him tucked up by 2.30 am. Dave Lacey continued to show his improved form as he just edged out ever-present Trevor Schirmer on count back with Warbling John Kendall a further shot back.

The twos were shared between Mo Bertrand and Phil Groves.

Prior to prize giving Richard Livingston, the resident PGA Professional, welcomed new members John Gold and Steve Marshall and also welcomed back Martin Reed and Mark Adair.

Wednesday July 9
Bangphra
Stroke play

1st: Frank Sinclair, 69 points

2nd: Serge Straeten, 71 cb9 32

3rd: Brian Kelly, 71 cb9 34.5

4th: Dave Lacey, 72 points

Frank Sinclair made one of his occasional raids on The Haven and once again did enough to get amongst the prizes, this time winning by two shots over an unusually placid Bangphra layout that is suffering from an excess of water on the greens, making them quite slow, but whose fairways are now back to their old colour.

The rejuvenated Serge just got the nod over Brian Kelly on countback having covered the back nine in a gross thirty-nine, with Dave Lacey again showing well in fourth place.

Bob Pearce and Trevor Schirmer shared the twos pool.

Back at The Haven, Richard welcomed new member Stephen Beach and welcomed back Serge Straeten from his annual trip to Paris (France) to watch the French Open Golf Tournament and stuff himself with croissants, aiguillettes usually washed down with a pleasant Chateau Neuf.

Friday July 11
Burapha West
Stableford

1st: Serge Straeten, 38 cb9 22

2nd: Stephen Beard, 38 cb9 19

3rd: Trevor Edge, 38 cb9 18

4th: Chris Davisson, 38 cb9 17

5th: Phil Groves, 37 cb9 20

6th: Brian Kelly, 37 cb9 17

7th: Jimmy Little, 36 points

Playing from the blue tees, the West Course held little fear for the rampant golfers out of Soi 13, as they generally took the course apart and forged it a new orifice. Once again Serge Straeten demonstrated the benefits of a break from golf coupled with a healthy diet to head a pack of competitors on 38 points and also returning a back nine of gross 39. It cannot be long before he breaks the higher handicappers watershed of an 80 with his new found smooth swing. The “Doc” returned to the fray following a break caused by an injury to record second place and with Trevor Edge and Chris Davisson in close attendance followed by Phil Groves, Brian Kelly and Little Jimmee, the podium was given over to the old faces making for a long and wet evening afterwards.

Before presenting the prizes Richard welcomed back Gordon Millar for his annual school break.

The twos were shared between Graham Davis, Trevor Edge and Al Rolnik.


P.S.C. Golf from Bobby Joes 60’s Bar

Friday July 4
Green Valley
(Stableford)

This was the 4th of July and was supposed to be a happy day for all. So it promised to be, with breakfast at Bobby Joes, a great round of golf at Green Valley and back to the 60’s for Bobby’s famous burgers and all the trimming.

It all started well with an enjoyable breakfast and a pleasant drive up to Green Valley, but for many that is where the day started to go wrong when they made the decision to walk the lush fairways of the course.

Bobby behind with Lee, Steve (L) sitting with Andy.

On the first tee the mood was buoyant, pins ready and off we went. For a few holes it was pleasant ‘a nice walk’ but it was soon noticeable that I was having to change gloves every hole and all our shirts were soaked, we were also starting to flag and shorts were becoming soaked. To say it was hot, humid and draining was an underestimation. At the time, maybe it was only our group we thought, but later found out it was nearly all those who walked.

After 9 holes there were those who wished they were closer to the clubhouse and by hole 12, my shorts were completely soaked and water was dripping down my legs. Sitting in the rest stop with 4 holes to go, we sat disconsolate with still a long way to go, it was hard to force yourself on and the last four holes were a fight with wet gloves, and despite vast amounts of water, muscles starting to cramp up. Only Mick O’Connor in our group was reasonably comfortable and playing well, probably why he stuck it out and finally came in the winner with the only score that beat par.

The last three holes in particular were a struggle, and very uncomfortable, and putting the clubs in the car and struggling into the clubhouse, difficult, but the thing we had been looking forward to for many holes was marvellous, dropping clothes that dripped onto the floor and standing under a cold shower.

Finished and sitting in the restaurant it was easy to see the clever ones, as groups that walked sat drained, and riders were buoyant they had made the decision to take a buggy. This was certainly a walk spoiled and a game to forget.

Back at the 60’s Bar we were met by a soi newly laid with tarmac, and Bobby Joe behind a cloud of smoke as he cooked up as many burgers as you could eat. Also potato salad, beans ‘A La Bobby’ and all the salad trimmings. How he constantly provides free food all day, and really tasty, I haven’t worked out. Bobby says he likes to see his customers happy, but he is certainly a good host.

Most sat there shattered draining fluids with their food, but we saw a new eating champion emerge in the guise of a 75 year old as Frank Sinclair truly amazed all with his capacity to tuck away the calories.

Bobby then did the presentations and after the fit ones left early whilst those too tired to move just sat and filled up with fluids.

So a hard day playing from Bobby Joes, but certainly better than the best day at work!

Winner: Mick O’Connor

Long putts: #9 Andy Evans and #18 Steve Nowell

Near pins: #2 Ray Spurling, #12 Lee Duneclift, and #16 Ray Spurling


PSC Three Sisters Golf

Sunday night rains brought misery for Monday Golfers. It looked like a miserable day at 0700 hrs but by 0800 things had changed considerably at the golf courses. At Siam it had stopped raining but no carts were allowed. Some of the golfers that walk stayed at Siam while others opted for Pattaya Country Club where carts were available. As it were, both the winner and bag holder for the day played at Siam. The golfers that went to Pattaya Country finished first and returned to Caddy Shack Two at least 1 hour before the people at Siam.

Winner for the day was Big Matt Kirkland in with 36 points. Matt, just back from work, must have been well rested as he walked at Siam in soggy conditions and shot a decent score. Coming in just behind Matt was Slow Eddie Rudkin with 35 points.

Holding the bag again this week was Ray Spurling. If Ray makes the bottom next week, he will tie Rod Perrin for the hat trick of three bags in a row. I’m sure Ray will be trying his best to avoid this.

Hopefully the weather will be better next week when we meet at Siam. If not, some of us may be heading to Pattaya Country Club again.


Scotland victorious against England in Annual Alex Forbes Memorial football match

Both squads had sleepless nights, worried about the effects of the convective instability in the atmosphere. My dry bulb temperature reading was looking good, but we all knew that if the geostrophic wind were to grow, it would pour down for sure. For once, my dry bulb deceived me and as the horizontal convection increased so did the nimbus maximus. My barometric readings were all over the place as I prepared my pre match toast and marmalade (chivers seville). My maid confirming the first signs of aqueous deposit, and from here on it was obviously going to be touch and go.

The Scotland Team

First inspection of the POLO club pitch showed signs of slight surface water inundation. The groundsman however gave his approval and captains re -shuffled their teams, picking all the best slide tacklers and the players with big feet.

The game started at a hectic pace, with Scotland dominating the middle of the park. McNut winning many 50-50’s and Smart looking a little sluggish in early encounters. Scotland continued to attack England through the middle, with Jamie and Dobbsy giving nothing away. Greenhalgh for England put in some strong challenges early to make his presence felt, but the run of play was still with Scotland.

Chadders broke free through the middle, drawing a foul outside the box. The free kick produced the first goal as McNut struck a curling shot just under the bar giving Brooks little chance (even if he had jumped). Several chances at both ends, Scott Torrance was unlucky not to convert with a well struck shot which rebounded of the inside of the post and out to safety. Sloman at the other end was denied by Torrance with 2 good efforts from distance, followed by a poor miss by Steve’s standards when he headed over from 5 yards.

Second Half

A slightly controversial (and hotly contested) goal from England where Sloman rolled it over the line following a goalmouth scramble. Luckily, nobody got too carried away, and the game went on. Martin Reid was causing troubles for the England defence with his speed and beat a sliding Will Watts to the ball to set up a great chance for Chadders whose first touch let him down as he sprinted to the ball.

Although the balance of play was still with the Scots, there were plenty of good efforts from England and the Scottish defence of Scott T, Clive, Matt Duke and Captain Mal Read were tested to the limit. Martin Reid put the Scots ahead again with a well struck shot from the right following a movement with Jamie R Jones. Chadders then scored what was ultimately the winner with a shot creeping over the line following a pass from Martin. Both Watkins and Read were making multiple subs at this stage, with the Scots bringing on their last real Scotsman Struan Robertson. It proved to be a major mistake as Abbott rapped home from close range to put the result in question again at 3-2. It did however give Struan a chance for his first (and last) touch. As he received the ball from the kick off, a cynical challenge from Taylor left him all muddy and without the ball.

Scotland managed to resist the last challenges from the now desperate English to hold on for a well deserved victory.

Final score: England 2 - 3 Scotland

Man of The Match: Scott Torrance

The match was followed by a carvery dinner at The Londoner. Many thanks to Buster Williamson for arranging this and giving us such a good deal. Thanks also to Steve Golsby for making the booking at the POLO club.


PH3 Run 1009

Here it is Monday again! Why are there more Monday’s in a week, then there are any other days of the week? Arriving at the A-site, the first individual that I see is General Kidney Wiper. His face is red, and in his right hand is a near empty bottle of “brain cell remover” (better known as beer Chang). He’s already on full throttle! As I step out of the car, GKW asks “Spag – when’s the last time you were the scribe?” The easiest answer was “today”! Now you understand, the GKW, scribe selection process!

Today’s A-site was used approximately two years ago. It’s close to town and easy to find (with or without a map). The circle is called. New shoes are properly dealt with, according to PH3 tradition. Today’s hares: Big Nosed Bastard and Ringworm explain the run. The pack sets off running from the circle and is cautioned, by Charlie Manson, to remember to always walk around cattle. Singapore Sucker rushes to the front to set the early pace – followed closely by Apples Turnover, Charlie Manson, Flying Sheep Shagger, King Yao-Yao, Hannibal Lecter, T-4, and numerous other FRB’s. After 20 minutes, Sir Airhead, GKW, and Uncle Pervy return racing each other for the beer truck. Can these three really be the front runner’s? Hell no, their too slow! SCB’s! Banjo and Blowfly are guarding the “rag sale’s table”; Lek is preparing her “sandwiches; Dr. Pinky and Clit Face are organizing their paperwork; the weekly “cracks” food feast is in full swing; and the hares are getting the beer ready for the thirsty runner’s.

A special “thanks” to the hares for the great “spring rolls” which everyone enjoyed! After nearly 1 hour, the first real runner’s Mobile and Lord Lucan return. Of course, they’ve come in the wrong way complaining about “children moving the paper all over the nearest village”.

These two need to come up with a better story than that! SCB’s! Finally, the real front runner’s begin to come in, the correct way: Apples Turnover, Simon Ebola, Charlie Manson, Miserable Cunt, Wank-King, and the King and Queen. Our elderly statesman, Sweetballs, who will shortly complete his 500th run, briskly strutted in stating that he “really enjoyed today’s run”. A fine comment from a fine gentleman. Strolling back to the circle, with bottles of beer in their hands, were JS the Elephant Shagger and the Old Speckled Hen. The story is that they stopped by a local “village pub” for some cool liquid refreshment. Now that’s a real pair of hashers for you! Where were the many missing runners: Seaman Stains, Uncle Fester, Marie Tandberg, Dog Licks Its Dick, Jazzer, Texas Camel Fucker, amongst other’s? Lost? Missing in action? These hasher’s all returned 1:30-1:45 after they started. It’s nice to see that they all worked as a “team” solving the various checks, water hazards, and slippery trails, which finally got them back to the circle. Good on ya! Energizer Bunny sold raffle tickets; Ewok conducted the raffle; and as usual Free Willy won. Remember! You can also be a winner if you buy 100 baht of tickets each week! Speaking of winner’s: Icy Davidson is a born winner. He gets lost on the way to the A-site, blames the hares map for being wrong, and find’s out that the map was originated by Charlie Manson. Icy, that’s the wrong person to pick on! He tried to cover it up by stating, “I wasn’t lost getting here, I am lost”. You are correct, Icy! You are lost, most of the time! It was nice to welcome back Drippy, The Pope, and Needle Dick along with the many other returners. Baby’s Arm, on ice, for berating security personnel, at TQ, for not protecting his motorbike from being stolen. His wife found it parked on 2nd road unlocked. Have you lost anything else lately? Maybe more brain cells! The Chicken Family, on in, as leaver’s. Chicken F’r is leaving for the first time in 7 years! Virgin’s and sponsors recognized. It was good to see all virgins with hash shirts on. Good job sponsors! The hare song – Pubic Hair – was short, sweet, and to the point! Be careful, it will still get stuck in your teeth!

The Choir returned for a limited guest appearance! It was a short rendition of an old Mexican song. Thank heavens! Awardees were introduced: Queen Stella – 100 run mug, Dog Licks Its Dick – 100 run mug, Seaman Stains – 200 run T-shirt. The Hash Hymn was sung and the bus departed for Shenanigans on time! Thanks to Kim and the staff of Shenanigans for the great food. A good time was had by all! See you next week!

Spag


The Square Ring

by Howie Redd

Hay guys big time box fight this day at Thunsong, Nakorn Sritammarat in South Thailand. Fahsung 3K Battery will defend the IBF Pan Pacific jr featherweight title against Joebar Damosmog (19-17-5 10 KO) of the Philippines. “Fahsung is confident of victory and we are hopeful of challenging for the IBF jr featherweight title in the next eighteen months,” Promoters always say “We” but it ain’t them getting hit. The championship 3K chases is held by Manny Pacquiao. 3K did box an exhibition with Pacquiao some time ago. “Fahsung (3K) looked very good against Pacquiao.” That seals the deal right there. As the fellow says in the big paper in the big city, “If you’re in the neighborhood Mosey on by”.

Recently the Imperial One, Lennox Lewis, has taken to all forms of communications explaining that he’s not arrogant but just “knows his own abilities”. Among those is his “knowledge” that he is one of the greatest fighters in the history of the heavyweight division. Allow me to state one more time, “Bull Stuff”. There is someone though that could make that claim but has never uttered a peep. I give you Evandler “The Real Deal” Holyfield. In addition to his prowess in the breeding shed and a recent marriage to a lady young enough to be his wife, he is one hell of a fighter. Consider the following. Over 46 fights he is 38-6-2 and his opponents records is 1199-159-19. He’s only fought two guys with loosing records and that was very early in his career. His opponents has a winning percentage of 87%. He is the “Real deal”.

In shocker of gigantic proportions four-time IBF featherweight champion Manuel Medina (62-13) is champion once more with a split decision (118-113,116-112,113-116) over WBO Champ Scott Harrison (19-2) last Sunday in Glasgow. Harrison was said to be “sucking air” in the later rounds. The question is which score came from the “local judge”?

One of the most entertaining fights of the year took place at the newly opened Orelans Arena in Las Vegas when Ricardo Mayorga (26-3-1) proved that his win over Vernon Forrest (35-2) early in the year was no fluke. The gentleman from Nicaragua got a majority decision (114-114,115-114,116-112) to retain his WBA & WBC Welter belts. The Pattaya Mail had the fight 115-113 for the winner so it’s official. Next up for the exciting Mayorga is “maybe” a mega bucks match with Oscar DeLaHoya early next year. Mayorga, no shrinking violet linguistically said, “Forrest hits like a sissy.” OK but what did Pattaya resident Vic “OR” Cross say ? “We did get the Forrest/Mayorga fight, sort of by accident. It wasn’t listed. Great fight. I had it in favor of the winner by a slight margin. The only thing that detracted from the whole thing was having to look at the “ashlock” Don King after the decision. My favorite boxing announcer (Bob Sheridan) called the action so that somewhat offset King.”

Two-time IBF title challenger bantam Ratanachai Sor Vorapin (52-8,36 KOs) stopped Indonesian champ Andre Talabessy at 1:12 of round 2 last Friday. Having failed twice with the IBF he switched to the WBO where he is numero una. This could almost be one of those “Who cares” type situations. Saenghiran Lookbanyai (3-0,2 KOs) won the less than prestigious no one wants it ABC bantam title on a rainy Tuesday afternoon in Bangkok at the Patavikorn Market. He did this by stopping Rolando Gerongco (who some claim is 10-3-1) at 2:44 of the third stanza. While the title, ABC, is somewhat bogus Saenghiran sure isn’t. He’s a very popular Muay Thai 122-lb champ.

The Associated Press (AP) sent a dispatch out of Bangkok that they considered news. “Thailand-World Amateurs Disorganization mars World Amateur Boxing Championships BANGKOK, Thailand (AP) After an opening day marked by chaos and confusion, promoters promised smoother proceedings Tuesday on the second day of the 12th World Amateur Boxing Championships at Bangkok’s Nimibutr Gymnasium.” Those that live in the Kingdom know the situation as ThisIsThailand. The promoters probably said was “No problem”.

Just 8 days away from the big Charity Boxing Show at the Regent Marina Hotel. Still some sponsorship’s available for only 4,000Baht. Many perks come with a VIP Sponsorship including dinner, a ringside seat, a sponsor banner but not Lap, Table or Wall dances by the lovely ring girls supplied by Monkey House Fred of the TQ. Call Patrick at 687-2410.

After weeks of intrigue and million of dollars spent I can now announce that WBC super featherweight Sirimongkol Singmanassuk will fight WBC #1 rated Jesus ‘El Matador’ Chavez. That’s the good news. The bad news is that they’ll fight in Chavez home town of Austin Texas USA. The champ will need a KO to win a split decision. And finally from last week’s Pattaya Mail. “A recent Suan Dusit poll of over 8,000 people revealed that 52 percent were in favor of the idea (gaming) and 32 percent opposed.” And the other 16%? How about them apples?


Fitness Tips: The Jesters Charity Bike Ride 8 Week Training Programme

“It is not a race, but the achievement of finishing”

G’day Readers,

The biggest charitable, social and highest level of 1 day participation sporting event is 8 weeks away.

The 6th edition of the Jesters ‘Care for Kids’ Charity drive and most of us know that there will be a Sponsored Bicycle Ride on the day of the Kids fair – September 14th. Notice the words I used there “Sponsored Bicycle Ride” and not something along the lines of ‘Bicycle Race’, I did that intentionally as it is not a race, there is no prize for the first person to finish, there are no time keepers and no race marshals riding around on motorbikes with chalk boards to notify you of how much time you are behind the leading Peleton or breakaway rider. Yes, I’ve been watching the Tour de France if you are wondering what that last bit was about. The Jesters Sponsored Bicycle Ride does however record how much money you raise in sponsorship, before they donate that cash to needy children. The person that raises the most cash gets a well earned pat on the back from people they have never met before and everyone that gets on a bike that day can rest well assured they have done something, not only for their own well being but that will directly go towards assisting needy children.

So today I’m going to give a little assistance in both those areas and fitness tips over the next 2 months will go back over this to keep you on the track to raising money as well as pushing you towards your goal of completing the ride. Stop being nervous right there, yes you can do it and I’m writing a programme for people that have never been on a bike to be able to the stage where they are happy to sign up for Kim’s 30km route. This is the note I got from Kim – landlord at Shenanigans in case you didn’t know – regarding the set up for the bike ride;

“I will have the maps ready for the Bike Ride in about two weeks it has been a real pain setting the routes this year as the roads are in such a dreadful state that finding a safe route has caused the odd furrowed brow, but on Saturday I settled on a 30 kilo ride and a 50. The 50 is very scenic going around the Reservoir, and through the Elephant Farm, Horseshoe point etc where I will endeavour to have welcoming groups to cheer on the cyclists (Horses outside Horse shoe point Elephants at the Elephant Farm etc.) There will be specific water stops every 8 kilometres on both routes with water supplied by our sponsors BT Insurance. The cost of entering the Bike ride will be 300 Baht all of which goes to Charity and includes the latest model Cycle T-Shirt donated by Baltex.”

I hope you don’t mind me being presumptuous but I’m assuming that you already have a functional bicycle or access to one over the next eight weeks. If not there are a couple of options, a new one from any of the several bike shops around town will cost 4,000 to 10,000 baht for an adequate on and off road machine. I’m sure that every gym around town will have an exercise bike to train on and you can rent a mountain bike for the day of the ride – 100 to150 baht from the bike shops for the day, they should set it to your size and you will be ready to go. Failing that you might like a bit of battery assistance, Dr Iian will be able to hook you up with a battery powered, go fast mountain bike for about 100,000 baht, not 100% sure on the price but I’ve had a rid on the bike and it was tremendous!

Now for the training programme, if you have never exercised before, not exercised for the last 6 months at all, are a man over the age of 35 years or a woman over the age of 45 year, or have a pre-existing medical condition that might effect your ability to participate in an exercise, I strongly recommend that you seek medical advice and clearance before following this programme. What I’m doing here, potentially, will take an untrained person, progressively and gently to the point physically capable of completing the 30 or 50 km bike ride. Gentle and Progressive are the operative words there.

I’ll follow standard exercise prescription practices looking specifically at a goal of a cycling event in a hot climate that starts very early in the morning. Using the acronym F.I.T.T. to improve physical-athletic performance, Frequency, Intensity, Time & Type let’s break things down. Frequency needs to be 3-4 times per week with at least a full rest day between training sessions. Intensity needs to be building up, over the first 4 weeks, to then sustaining 60% of your maximum predicted Heart Rate over the last 4 weeks. Time, small increases in training session total times to peak a 2 weeks before the ride then a small taper to ensure you are well recovered and feeling fantastic on the day of the event. Type, this is where specificity is necessary if you are looking at completing a single discipline sporting event then you must train that specific skill. “Cross training” as an exercise premise only makes you fit for cross training or for general activity. You, on the other hand, want to finish a bike ride and enjoy it and know that you can look your sponsors in the eye and say “I finished the ride and felt good at the end of it, then, I handed over your money to the charity then I felt great!”. That won’t happen unless you get on a bike regularly between now and then. Back to Type, simply put Cycling is what you are after.

The 30 km event will take a little less than 2 hours at an exercise speed, just relax, those guys on the TV racing in team efforts would do it in 30 to 45 minutes depending upon the terrain, you are not aiming for that, just get the distance done comfortably and be able to enjoy the rest of the day at the fair. Get war story pity mileage out of people from your training and how hard it is as you are hitting them up for sponsorship cash over the next 8 weeks.

Basically, you need to start at 3 sessions in the first week and second week, add a 4th session in the 3rd week and keep with 4 sessions up until the week of the ride on the 14th of September. Add 15minutes to each training session per week as you go along through the weeks. Speed is fast enough for you to get to 60% of Maximum Predicted Heart Rate. Simple way is 220 – age = Maximum Predicted HR. Take that answer and multiply by 0.6 and that is your training Heart Rate counted in beats per Minute. After 4 weeks of regular training you will be more accustomed to training your heart as well as sitting on the bike seat so we can pick training time up a bit. There’s your overview and below is the very basic but effective training programme that will get you ready.

Continued next week.

Carpe’ diem


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