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By Poppy

Gwyneth Paltrow is Donna Jensen, who lives in a trailer park and works at the local department store. She’s a small town girl with big dreams of leaving her poor life in Silver Springs, Nevada. Donna sees Sally (Candice Bergen) “the world’s most famous flight attendant,” who married a rich husband, promoting her success on television. From that moment Donna adopts the same dreams of making it big and marrying rich so she decides to sign on with the local Sierra Airlines, and begin a new and exciting life for herself.

She gets the opportunity to meet her mentor when Sally takes a group of trainee attendants to dinner at her home. From that moment Donna wants to emulate her success. So, not content working at the local airline anymore with her two friends (Christina Applegate and Kelly Preston), Donna decides to aim higher to achieve her dreams and applies to Royalty Airlines, the finest airline of them all.

Cross-eyed flight instructor John Whitney (Mike Myers) decides to help Donna become the perfect flight attendant.

I think it’s supposed to be a fun movie but somehow it doesn’t make it. There seems no real depth to the script; no tension, no striving to achieve one’s goals, it just happens. There is never feeling that anything the characters do is done because they have any strong motivation or desire.

Rob Lowe appears for two short scenes and then is never to be seen again?

I didn’t find this film particularly amusing but it might appeal to fans of Paltrow and Myers.

Directed by Bruno Barreto

Cast:

Taylor Colman ... Gwyneth’s best friend’s daughter

Gwyneth Paltrow ... Donna

Christina Applegate

Marc Blucas

Mark Ruffalo

Kelly Preston

Mike Myers ... John Whitney

Rob Lowe

Candice Bergen ... Sally

Stacey Dash

Jon Polito ... Roy Roby

Stephen Tobolowsky ... Frank Thomas

Robyn Peterson

Joshua Malina ... Randy

Roark Critchlow ... Tennis Pro


Mott’s CD review: 

The Rolling Stones No Security

by Mott the Dog

5 Stars *****

The Rolling Stones, the “Greatest Rock ‘n’ Roll Band in the World”, has always been the claim. When you look back over the last forty years, it is a pretty hard one to dispute. Starting off playing Blues covers of their American heroes to a faithful few in South London’s Youth Clubs, to worldwide domination of both the album charts and, starting up and then ruling ground breaking huge money making Stadium Rock.

Of course, along the way there have been various ups and downs that, if anybody had written down as a work of fiction, people would of claimed it to have been too preposterous to be anywhere near the truth. After a few cover songs to break them into the British charts (including the fabulous ‘I wanna be your Man’, written for them by “The Beatles”), Jagger - Richards started writing hits of their own, which would in turn be covered by almost every band that followed in their footsteps. Hit albums followed with more hit singles; successful tours in all parts of the globe ... Then it all went momentarily wrong. Original leader and guitarist Brian Jones left the band and then mysteriously drowned in his own swimming pool; drug busts and prison sentences (later squashed after famously being compared to using a rack to crush a butterfly in an open letter to “The Times”); a failed single; difficulty with confectionery; and the keyboard seat becoming about as welcome as the drum stool in Spinal Tap. The boys proved that, although they looked and acted as the proverbial dirty rockers, there was a fair amount of grey matter there too, so more hit singles were written, more international best-selling albums were released, and more than all their peers, The Stones kept on rolling.

 

As the years rolled past, each album was released to great expectations (some living up to those expectations - some not). Each world tour sold out faster than the last one and to bigger and bigger audiences. Guitarists arrived, two even left. Mick Jagger made terrible movies (I mean have you seen ‘Freejack’?) and he released even worse solo albums claiming he did not need the rest of the band, and then scampered back to the safety of the Stones when he realized he did. He had more affairs with a string of glamorous and ever younger women than even Casanova was reported to have had. Keith and Ronnie Wood made some reasonable solo albums in their spare time, but not exactly groundbreaking, while Charlie Watts was always just Charlie.

“No Security” is a collection of live songs from the ‘Bridges of Babylon Tour’. A nice little memento if you caught the tour or a reminder of what you missed if you didn’t. “No Security” is the seventh Stones live album and their second in three years at the time, so by its very notion it could not be a straight collection of songs recorded as in concert running order. You cannot just go banging out versions of ‘Jumpin Jack Flash’, ‘Honky Tonk Woman’, and ‘Satisfaction’ like a continuous conveyer belt of Greatest Hits every time you go on tour, expecting your loyal fans to keep on forking out their hard earned bucks. On the other hand, when so much work has gone into a tour, why let the bootleggers get all the money by releasing the live recording? So the Stones took a great attitude and released a collection of songs from the tour that were a little bit special.

On “No Security” the Stones flex their collective musical muscle by opening up with the aptly named “You Got Me Rocking”, which immediately has Keith Richards and Ronnie Wood grooving along on guitar with Keith delivering an awe inspiring solo.

Next up is the finest version of “Gimme Shelter” this dog has ever heard, the whole band positively shimmers and when it gets to the call and response chorus of “Just A Kiss away”, Mick Jagger and the wonderful Lisa Fischer taunt each other to the end.

We then get a live version of probably the only good song from the terrible mid-seventies album “Black ‘n’ Blue” ‘Memory Motel’. While a great version, I would still rather have Keith Richards singing his half of the duet rather than special guest Dave Matthews. I mean, he does a fair version, but then he is no Keith Richards, but then who is?

The next guest is truly phenomenal, though, as long time Stone inspiration Taj Mahal gets up to growl his way through a version of his “Corinna”. This alone is worth the price of the album.

The beautiful ballad “Waiting on a Friend” is an inspired run through with famous jazz saxophonist Joshua Redman taking the solo (Bobby Keys is the regular saxophonist for the Stones and gets his chance to shine on the final track, an extended version of “Out Of Control”).

Keith gets his turn in the vocal spotlight with his own “Thief in the Night”. The audience gets a chance to sing their collective hearts out with Mick Jagger as the conductor on “Saint of me”. “Sister Morphine” from the “Sticky Fingers” album is completely rearranged for this live outing, and the band reach back to 1965 for their third British number one (when it meant something to have a number one hit single). “The Last Time” they play with as much gusto as if they had written it last week.

The version of “Respectable” from the “Some Girls” album leaves the studio version in tatters. “Live With Me”, the only song here repeated from the proper first Rolling Stones live album “Get Your Ya Ya’s Out”. It shows the band has lost none of its thunderous ability or masterhood of getting down and dirty with the best of them. Nobody plays as sleazy as these boys. The opening bass line leaves most jaws on the ground. Although probably not the best ever “Rolling Stones” live album, it surely wipes the floor with almost any other band.

On April 10th, 2003 the Rolling Stones are coming to the Impact Arena, Bangkok, Thailand. It will be the first time the Stones have played in Thailand and let me assure you, it is an event not to be missed. The band, with its full entourage, has just swept through America, Australia, and Japan. This leg of the “Forty Licks” tour is probably the last time the band comes out and does such a large world wide tour. (I use the word probably, as whoever knows with these guys. I mean Keith Richards is the only man on the planet known to be indestructible, but on the other hand sixty has passed by for some and is very close to others.)

Nowadays there are more than sixteen musicians on stage, plus who knows how many others. Backstage, out front, in the back office, in the wings, drivers, etc. ... it’s a long way from those nightclubs in South London. All the tour reviews have been excellent and the Stones are proud of the fact that they have rehearsed over one hundred and forty shows and are tapering each show to suit their audience. It will be interesting to see what they give to Thailand, but it will certainly be Satisfaction (And hopefully “Midnight Rambler”).

Musicians

Mick Jagger - Vocals

Keith Richards - Guitar and Vocals

Charlie Watts - Drums

Ronnie Woods - Guitar

Darryl Jones - Bass

Bobby Keys - Saxophone

Lisa Fischer - Vocals

Many other assorted musicians, all excellent

Songs

Intro

You Got Me Rocking

Gimme Shelter

Flip The Switch

Memory Motel

Corrina

Saint Of Me

Waiting On A Friend

Sister Morphine

Live With Me

Respectable

Thief In The Night

The Last Time

Out of Control

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