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Family Money: The Case for Equities
 
Snap Shots: Handy hints from handy photographers
  
Modern Medicine: Skin Tumours and Aging

Heart to Heart with Hillary
 
Grapevine

Animal Crackers: Giant Pandas - very special bears
 
Social Commentary by Khai Khem
 
Women’s World
 
Shaman’s Rattle
 
The Message In The Moon
  
The Computer Doctor
 
A Slice of Thai History
 
Guide to buying a large dog

Family Money: The Case for Equities

By Leslie Wright

Many people don’t like stocks & shares. “I always lose money on the stock market,” is the usual complaint.

The reasons for this phenomenon vary. Sometimes it was because they chose the wrong stocks. Sometimes they chose the wrong market. Sometimes they bought at the wrong time or sold at the wrong time.

The last is the most common reason people don’t make money in the stock market. They waited until the market had been going up steadily for some time before buying in, or when the market took a plunge they sold out in a panic, thereby locking in the loss.

This fear-driven investment philosophy is fraught with danger, but all too common.

Stocks beat cash

In fact, over the longer term of 5+ years, equities have consistently outperformed cash-based investments by a very wide margin. Just look at the graphs in Figure 1.

There is a high probability that this will continue to be the case. However, equities tend to be more volatile in the short term.

But even taking that volatility into consideration, there have been many more years when stocks produced a positive return than those that returned a loss. (See Figure 2.)

And even then, the average annual gain in the positive years exceeded the average annual loss in the negative years.

Conclusion: a sure way to lose money net of inflation is to keep your money in a bank deposit; a sure way to make money net of inflation is to construct a flexible, diversified stock portfolio and hold it for at least 5 years.

Spread yourself about a bit

For those readers who think that a diversified portfolio comprises a bank account in Thailand, a bank account “back home”, some shares in blue chips companies in their home country, and a few shares in bank stocks in Thailand, I would have to disillusion you. This is very far from being a diversified portfolio - indeed, it is a very narrowly focussed and unbalanced one.

A ‘standard’ balanced model portfolio would typically comprise 59% equities, 29% bonds, 9% cash & currencies, and 3% commodities futures & options.

Obviously this ‘model’ should be flexible enough to be adjusted according to changing market conditions: veering more towards bonds & cash in the ‘lean’ times, and holding a greater proportion of stocks in rising ‘bull’ markets.

The trick is to identify the market trends, and take advantage of them, rather than be swept along by them.

When the market has risen steeply, that spells a danger signal to shrewd investors, and it may well be time to sell out and lock in your profits.

But all too often the euphoria of greed will lead people to hold out in the hope of making even bigger profits - and get caught by a correction.

Similarly, when the market has dropped significantly is not the time to panic, but the time to buy.

The basic rule of business - “Buy cheap, sell dear” - is the one to follow.

Indeed, as Voltaire said: “The best time to buy is when blood is running in the streets.” But it takes a strong stomach and cool head (assuming you’re still wearing yours and haven’t lost it somewhere along the way) to follow that philosophy!

In addition, to reduce volatility and risk, each portion of the portfolio - i.e., each asset class - should itself be spread geographically & sectorally through several carefully chosen markets around the world.

The ‘standard’ model portfolio described earlier would have a risk rating of 3.2 on the standard scale where 1 = lowest risk (cash), 2 = international bonds, 3 = balanced risk, 4 = major-market equities, 5 = emerging-market equities, 6 = commodities futures & options, 7 = forex dealing, 8 = mineral exploration, 9 = venture capital, and 10 = setting up a business enterprise (although a beer bar in Pattaya is probably at least risk rating 11...)

Size does matter

Many people who have chosen to live here look for investment opportunities in Thailand, and people regularly contact me with a view to investing in the Stock Exchange of Thailand (SET). But it is worth noting that in term of size - i.e., market capitalisation - Thailand doesn’t even rank in the top 30.

It may be of interest to those readers who like analysing statistics to note that the US market - despite the drops of the past year - still holds over half of the world’s money in terms of market capitalisation.

As of Jan 31st 2001

$bn

Rank

% of world

Total: 

19,411.5

 

100%

US
Japan
UK
France
Germany
Switzerland
Italy
Netherlands
Netherlands/UK
Canada
Hong Kong
Spain
Finland
Sweden
Australia
South Korea
Belgium
Brazil
Singapore
Taiwan
Mexico
Belgium/Netherlands
UK/Australia
Ireland
Denmark
Saudi Arabia
India
Norway
South Africa
Portugal

10,866.4
1,785.8
1,637.0
960.8
739.0
584.6
426.0
305.7
282.9
282.6
271.7
220.7
211.6
180.8
167.8
74.4
51.1
50.1
48.9
47.6
40.6
39.4
26.0
24.8
24.6
15.0
13.0
11.1
11.0
10.5

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30

56.0%
9.2%
8.4%
4.9%
3.8%
3.0%
2.2%
1.6%
1.5%
1.5%
1.4%
1.1%
1.1%
0.9%
0.9%
0.4%
0.3%
0.3%
0.3%
0.2%
0.2%
0.2%
0.1%
0.1%
0.1%
0.1%
0.1%
0.1%
0.1%
0.1%

It might also interest you analytical folk out there to note that the US plus Canada comprises 57.4% of the world’s stock capitalisation, while Europe including UK - itself the world’s 3rd largest stock market - comprises only 29.6%.

In fact, the second largest stock market - Japan - is only one-sixth the size of the US market, and constitutes less than 10% of the world’s value in equities.

The Asia-Pacific region including Japan constitutes 12.5% - but exclude Japan and the figure drops to only 3.3% of the world’s capitalisation. Much smaller than you might have thought, living in the region.

South America’s stock markets - of which the largest are Brazil and Mexico - comprise only 0.5% of the world’s wealth in stocks.

Puts rather a different light on the proportion of their accumulated wealth that many locally-resident investors are so keen to invest into Thailand, doesn’t it?

In fact, if you were looking to invest $100,000 capital and took our ‘model’ portfolio as a guide, and diversified your investments purely according to the relative capitalisation of each market (which admittedly is not necessarily the best investment strategy - but there are worse), you would be investing less than $100 on the Stock Exchange of Thailand.

Erratum: In last week’s article, Chonburi province was mentioned as being a centre for gemstone trading. This should of course have read ‘Chantaburi’. We apologise for any confusion caused.

Leslie Wright is managing director of Westminster Portfolio Services (Thailand) Ltd., a firm of independent financial advisors providing advice to expatriate residents of the Eastern Seaboard on personal financial planning and international investments. If you have any comments or queries on this article, or about other topics concerning investment matters, contact Leslie directly by fax on (038) 232522 or e-mail [email protected] Further details and back articles can be accessed on his firm’s website on www.westminsterthailand.com

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Snap Shots: Handy hints from handy photographers

by Harry Flashman

This week Harry here thought he would write down a few photo tips that he and others have gleaned from many years of doing, losing, finding, ruining and rueing. These are the sorts of tips that you just incorporate into your photographic life and forget about the fact that others may have the same problems, but haven’t been lucky enough to come up with the correct remedy.

Protect your camera from water spray!

Take for example, how many lens caps have you lost in the past year? Lots? The secret to never losing another one is to attach the lens cap to the body of the camera, after converting all your lenses to the same end diameter, so you only need one cap. The easiest way is to carefully knot some fishing line and apply it to the outside of the cap with 5 minute Araldite two part glue. The other end is knotted to the swivel of the camera strap mounts. The knot in the end of the line stops it pulling out of the “blob” of Araldite.

Have you ever been caught out in the rain with your camera, with nowhere to put it to keep it dry? Like me, you probably ended up shoving the camera inside your shirt and walking around bent up double! Never again! Ernie Kuehnelt, who is a keen local photographer, can often be seen walking around town with his camera slung over his shoulder - loaded and ready to get those shots which suddenly bob up in front of you. There is a simple safety precaution which Ernie carries (and which I too now carry, courtesy of Ernie) and that is a shower cap. You know the things they leave for you in hotels. Pop one in your pocket and you have an immediate “shower” cover for your camera. Well done, Ernie.

Want to go and take some beach shots, but are a little worried about the salt water spray that can cover your camera while you are shooting? If you aren’t, then you should be! Two plastic bags are the answer here, and the best are the transparent “ziplock” style - you know the ones with a press closure on the top. Drop the camera body into one - a fairly large one, and you will be able to still depress the shutter and wind on. Cut a neat hole at the front so you can mount the lens. The lens itself you protect with another plastic bag with the bottom cut out of it, and hold the bag in place with two rubber bands at the respective ends of the lens. This way you will stop sand and spray, and yet still be able to use the camera and focus correctly as you are still looking through the lens itself.

Have you ever forgotten you had a “short” roll of film in the camera and suddenly find that at number 12 you’ve come to the end of the roll? And lost the opportunity of a “great” shot! When using short rolls (cut rolls or a bought roll of 12 or 24) put the end of a film box in the slot on the back of the camera, blank side out and write on it the number of exposures in the short roll.

Ever found that some of your images are “foggy”? Almost a misty, soft focus quality about them? You have probably gone outside after having your camera sitting in air-conditioned atmosphere for the previous 24 hours. Hit the hot humid air and instant fog-up. If you have to clean the viewfinder on your compact, you will have to clean the lens as well. Of course SLR users will pick up the misting as they are looking through the lens to focus. Be warned, it takes a little time for your camera to adjust to the new ambient temperature.

Finally, unsure of what speed (ASA) rating to load for general use? With the latitude in today’s print film and processing, you should try using 200 ASA film. It is sharp enough for the majority of photographs.

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Modern Medicine: Skin Tumours and Aging

by Dr Iain Corness Consultant

None of us like getting older - however, it still beats the alternative! But by being around for a longer period of time means that we become more prone to certain disorders and conditions. Our skin is no different, and tumours of various types begin to appear as we get older.

Now the very word “Tumours” strikes fear in the hearts of many, but this is purely a term we use to describe growths on the skin, which may or may not be “malignant”. In fact, most skin tumours are not malignant (called “benign”), and even with the malignant ones, the majority are not going to bring you to meet your maker before your use-by date. Having said that, it does not mean that you should ignore skin growths. Most will not kill you, but they can make the last few years very unpleasant if left untreated.

Looking first at the benign tumours, probably the most common are Seborrhoeic Keratoses. These are the dry slightly raised “warty” lesions that look as if they have been stuck on to the skin. In fact, many people “flake” them off with a well applied finger nail. They come in all colours, and a very simple way to remove them is with liquid nitrogen freezing. This leaves you with a smooth white spot where you had a rough coloured one before. (Ask to see mine!)

Another interesting lesion is the Acrochordon. These are little skin tags that hang off the skin and are often considered to be unsightly by the owner, and can be removed with one suture and one snip.

Another benign lesion is the Keratoacanthoma. These grow fairly rapidly and have a smooth outline. We usually cut them out, because they are actually quite difficult to differentiate from SCC’s (Squamous Cell Carcinomas).

Now we are into the malignant lesions and the three main types are the SCC, the BCC (Basal Cell Carcinomas) and the Melanoma. These develop over a period of time and exposure to the sun’s UV light is the main culprit. Hence our call to all parents to make sure their children are well protected by a Factor 15+ sunscreen. In 60 years time your children will appreciate you, but you’ll probably be dead by then. It’s always the case, isn’t it!

SCC’s are nearly always on sun damaged skin, and fair skinned people are the most prone. There is often a reddened area around a central scaly patch, and with long-standing ones the centre can ulcerate. Again, it is surgical excision or nitrogen freezing.

The BCC’s on the other hand are much more aggressive than the SCC’s. They have a scaly surface and a raised “pearly” edge. Known as “Rodent Ulcers” because they gnaw away at healthy tissues, they can invade and erode cartilage and even bone. Surgical excision is still the mainstay of treatment.

Finally, the Melanomas. These are dark pigmented skin lesions with irregular borders and invade the deeper tissues and can spring up as secondary lesions as well. These tumours can kill you. Wide and deep surgical excision is the treatment of choice.

Skin tumours should not be ignored. If you have some, take them to your doctor for diagnosis today!

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Dear Hillary!

Thank you for your absolute famous column! It’s a great pleasure to read each Friday your tips and tricks. Go on and greetings to Pattaya!

Andy

Dear Andy,

You are certainly the sweetest thing, my precious Poppet. Hillary loves compliments, how did you guess? And a bar of virtual chocolate too! Hillary is so thrilled I decided to share the chocolate with my readers, hope you don’t mind, Andy darling!

Dear Hillary,

I thought I had met the woman of my dreams in Pattaya. Good English, attentive, attractive and a great personality. After a couple of business trips to Thailand we were getting along so well together that I decided I wanted to improve her situation and help her rise above the “bar” life. I bought her a little convenience store business but suddenly the next time I came over the welcome mat wasn’t there any longer. She was also closing the store early and going back to drink with her old friends at the bar. Even when I was in Pattaya, she would stay out till 2 in the morning drinking and roll home smelling of stale beer. There was no longer any pretence of being pleased to see me back - quite the opposite. I felt like an intruder in my own business when I would call in during the day. By now I have definitely got the feeling that I have been used. What do you think, Hillary? I have read similar tales before, but surely they are not all money grubbers?

Edgar

Dear Edgar,

There are several items to consider, Petal. Did she ask to be elevated above her station in the bar, or did you decide you wanted her for yourself and the best way was to get her out of the service girl work? Hillary thinks it was probably the latter case, wasn’t it! Now we all need friends, and your girl’s friends would obviously come from the bar environment too. They socialize at night and drink on after the customers have left. Buying her a shop doesn’t give her new friends - it just ties her down and makes being with her old friends even more important. Have you been “used”? In a way yes, but the person who deceived you was in reality yourself. You made her out to be more than she really was. After “a couple of business trips” you invested money in a business venture for a woman you didn’t really know. You should have stuck to being good friends. You would not have done this in your own country, so why “blame” all the bar girls in Pattaya by tarring them all with the same brush? They are not all money grubbers, but remember that at “bar” level you are not dealing with the elite of the society, either in this country, or in yours.

Dear Hillary,

Your column is read by all my friends, most of whom think your advice is good. One of my friends, I’ll call him “Jerry”, is a reasonably intelligent person until it comes to bar girls. Every time he sees one he likes, he pulls out a purple one (I’m talking about Thai money). Of course they shower Jerry with affection and greet him warmly when he enters the bar, but they ignore me even though I am better looking than Jerry. Many times I have pointed out to him that these girls were only after money but Jerry stubbornly disagrees, saying that I am just jealous of his popularity. I say Jerry needs help before he goes broke. Maybe you can offer him some better advice. I’m sure he’ll read your column.

Tully

Dear Tully,

What’s with this (quote) “my friends, most of whom think your advice is good”? Change your friends immediately until “all” of them understand the wise decisions that come straight from Hillary’s heart, Petal. Now about “Jerry” and his problem with the purple persuaders - and your problem with Jerry’s popularity. If Jerry wants to lash out with the odd 500 baht note, what’s so wrong with that? There may be better causes and charities around, but remember, there’s no pockets in shrouds. It certainly isn’t worth keeping for the next life. The girls he donates to all have dying mothers, dying buffaloes and assorted children to feed, and this is how they make their money. So this makes him popular in certain Sois around town - let him enjoy it. If he’s going to go broke with his endless generosity, that is his decision, not yours. Just don’t lend him any money!

Now, for you - the “better looking” of the dynamic duo. If you are so sure that it is the money making him more popular than you, then you can drink in splendid isolation, knowing that you are “right”. On the other hand, if you want a drinking companion, then the odd purple one from time to time could work wonders for you too. Having got rid of your “Cheap Charlie” reputation, you will also get attention, no matter how insincere it may be. Be honest, you drink in bars to get attention, don’t you. If you didn’t then you’d all be buying large ones and sitting in solitary splendour on your condo balconies.

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GRAPEVINE

The pieman cometh

You would hardly think the resort could stand yet another pie shop, but you’d certainly be wrong. Simple Simon, out there on Jomtien Beach’s Soi 5 and very near the post office, is doing a roaring trade in excellent meat pies, a range of scrumptious sausages and the most authentic Scotch eggs we have tried, Scotland included. The hefty large breakfast at 100 baht – and they fry real tomatoes – is a strong candidate for best in the resort, especially as unlimited tea or coffee is included in the price. Open for meals from 8.00 to 18.00 hours and baking is done freshly on a daily basis. Don’t forget to try those mouth watering, flaky, pastry sausage rolls. GEOC (Grapevine Eating Out Collective) guarantees you won’t find better value for money in the resort’s pie outlets.

The discerning diner

GEOC has been real busy of late, going decidedly upmarket in a long promised trip to Casa Pascal next to Ruen Thai on Pattaya’s Second Road. Yes, the a la carte dining is expensive. You are paying for lots of imported brands and delicacies as well as a delightful d้cor and intimately attentive service. A huge menu includes lots of starters, many with special sauces, and an extensive choice of main courses with a truly international slant. Haute cuisine is the name of the game. GEOC felt that the whole dining experience was akin to eating in first class on the better airlines (to judge what we could enviously glimpse from the cattle class seats when the curtain was lifted on a recent trip across the Pacific). The high standards at Casa Pascal illustrate the difference between going out to fill your stomach and going out to fill your dining desires. Open for lunch and dinner. Special bonus – huge parking area at the rear.

Readers’ queries

What do you do if you lose your car keys down a drain or lock yourself out the house? Can be tricky especially if your Thai is not up to scratch. Make a note of T-Master Key’s emergency numbers: 038 412731, 01 652 5933, 01 620 9341. Apart from a full key service, they can also lacquer and coat ornaments, watches, emblems, gold, silver and nickel… Where’s the physical location of the current UBC satellite TV agent in Pattaya? Well, there have been several and some of the former and defunct ones haven’t bothered to take down their UBC signs. Head office in Bang Saen near Chonburi told us to look out for the UBC logo sign alongside a row of shophouses opposite Pattaya Orphanage on Sukhumvit Highway…

The Good Samaritan

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an elderly lady and gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week, and the dejected couple outside gave him a rare feeling of generosity. He called them into his shop and said, “I know you are pensioners who could never hope to have a foreign holiday, so I’m sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense and I won’t take no for an answer.” And so it happened. A month later the old lady came into his shop. “The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,” she said, “but one thing puzzled me.” The travel agent asked what it was. “Who was that old guy I had to share a room with?”

Signing off

From around the world.

Special today – no ice cream. (Swiss mountain inn)

Would you like you ride on your own ass? (Thai donkey ride ad)

If this is your first visit to USSR you are welcome to it. (Moscow hotel)

Take one of our horse driven city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages. (Czech tourist agency)

Limpid dumplings in the form of a stiff finger, roasted duck let loose, beef rashers beaten according to taste, salad which is a firm’s own make. (Polish menu)

For your convenience, we recommend our courteous self-service. (Hong Kong supermarket)

In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. (Vienna hotel)

Brownouts are many and if lift stops between floors, do not worry as engineer has been trained to hand crank everyone. (Manila hotel)

When floodwater rises and obscures this warning notice, it is dangerous to drive ahead. (Sign near Burmese border)

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Animal Crackers: Giant Pandas - very special bears

by Mirin MacCarthy

Is there a child anywhere who has not cuddled their very own teddy bear as they fell asleep? There is something special about bears which makes them so reassuring for children, and one of the more special bears is the Giant Panda.

For centuries, these were considered to be very exceptional and were kept in captivity as the pets of ancient Chinese emperors. “Da xiong mao”, the Chinese name for the Giant Panda is mentioned in Chinese books written over 3,000 years ago. Even then, it was believed to be endowed with mystical powers capable of warding off natural disasters and evil spirits. The scientific name for Giant Pandas, Ailuropoda melanoleuca, simply means black and white bear. Since its introduction to the western world in 1869 by a French missionary who shipped back a pelt to the Museum of Natural History in Paris, its mystique has grown further.

This large animal is also very interesting to scientists, who until recently were unsure of how to classify them (even though they have been around for at least three million years)! They had thought the Giant Pandas were related to Raccoons and lesser pandas, but in the late 1980’s, DNA/serological studies clearly established that giant pandas are clearly more bear than raccoon.

Even that “bear” classification is interesting, as most bears are carnivores, like the Grizzly and the Polar Bear, but the Giant Panda has adapted to become a vegetarian, but even though its teeth are suitable, its intestines are not fully equipped for the non carnivorous diet.

The distribution of these pandas is now in only six small areas in inland China where the bamboo grows, their staple diet. These are in the hills, where their environment is slowly being taken over by the local farmers. Add to that is the fact that the differing varieties of bamboo go through periodic die-offs as part of their renewal cycle. Without the ability to move to new areas which have not been affected, starvation and death will certainly occur for the Giant Panda. For these reasons, these animals have been added to the endangered species list.

Because of the Giant Pandas’ still quite inefficient intestinal system, it must eat huge amounts of bamboo each day in order to get sufficient nutrition to survive. Feeding for 12 to 16 hours each day, Giant Pandas will consume 10 to 18 kilograms of bamboo leaves and stems. When consuming fresh bamboo shoots, the necessary intake rises to approximately 38 kilograms each day.

While the Giant Panda looks cuddly, it is actually a very large mammal. It has the same general size and shape of the American black bear and the Asiatic black bear with a length of 160 to 180 cm and a weight between 80 and 125 kilograms, with males typically weighing about 10% to 20% more than females.

The basic fur colour of the giant panda is white with black eye patches, ears, legs, feet, chest, and shoulders. In its natural environment (the deep forest and, at upper elevations, snow and rock) its mottled colouring provides camouflage.

Female Giant Pandas mature around 6 years of age and every two years will have a litter of two cubs, who stay with their mother until they are around 18 months old. Cubs are born with their eyes closed and are very tiny, weighing only between 90 to 130 grams. The newborn cubs are covered with a fine white fur but will have acquired the typical Giant Panda fur colour within a month after their birth. Giant Panda cubs are eating bamboo by the time they are 6 months old and are fully weaned by the time they are 9 months of age. At one year of age, the cubs normally weigh about 35 kilograms. Just a little large to take to bed as a cuddly toy!

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Social Commentary by Khai Khem

Neighbourhood Project

The residents of my little moo ban have been co-ordinating an effort to feed stray dogs and to aid in simple medical care when needed. Like everywhere else in Thailand, we have our fair share of ‘Soi dogs’ which don’t really have families and homes, but have what might be referred to as ‘territory’. These are the dogs (and cats) who exist on scraps and whatever they can scrounge through begging or scavenging. We all see these pitiful, mangy creatures, whose lives are full of suffering. The past few months, an informal discussion has been taking place during our evening strolls around the housing estate, as to who is already doing what, and who wants to contribute to the effort in some way. If we wait for the political will of the authorities to address this overwhelming problem, we will all know that we will wait a long time.

Those of us who have no house pets of our own usually feed the stray dogs, but those who have their own dogs needed to figure out how they could participate without eventually provoking nightly outbreaks of snapping and snarling over territory and food, thus promoting more harm than good. Since we are all coming and going at different times to different places, this well-meaning charity is revealing some hilarious patterns of logistics. As with most things in Thailand, it is taking on the proportions of what my Mum used to call a “Chinese fire drill”, meaning everyone running in different directions at once”.

One woman had to leave her beloved dog back in the USA when she returned to Pattaya to work in the family business. Living alone in a large house at the front entrance to the housing estate, she delighted in feeding all the dogs which gather all day on that corner. Since she is a single wage earner, and has little disposable income, the cost of feeding a dozen dogs presents a hardship. Most of the houses near her are owned by Bangkokians who come down only on the weekends. So they are not there everyday to contribute food.

Up at the top of my Soi, all of the houses, including my own, have dogs and cats as house pets. If we feed the stray animals outside our gate, our own pets raise a rumpus. After a few months of chaos, dogfights, bruised humans and animals alike, we needed to formulate a way so we could all help in some way, each according to our space, time and ability. Many of the neighbours with pets decided to drop off cash and supplies of food and rice at the single woman’s house so she alone could feed the pack which parks at her gate. She loves doing this each night when she returns from work, and now it doesn’t present a financial hardship.

We all co-operate with money and time to get injured animals to a veterinarian, and rotate our time to nurse them until they have recuperated. One Bangkokian who owns a small hotel brings huge bags of meat from their restaurant when the family comes on the weekend. Those of us who have favorite veterinarians will eventually see that each dog and bitch will be spayed and nurtured and we will all share the cost of boarding the dog if needed. Lots of our neighbours have no pets, but have lots of friends. So when litters appear, they are the ones who spread the news so the puppies and kittens can be adopted.

A few of us take the animals for injections, and a couple of residents have vets who actually make house calls, since the strays are unwilling to enter our cars and trucks. This service is a true blessing for our group. I have had some experience coaxing stray dogs into the back of my family car so I could take them for simple medical treatment and it is not as easy as it sounds. Thai dogs are like children! They don’t get into cars with strangers.

Now, this all reads good in print; well-meaning and good-hearted. But in practice, it is actually disorganised, and although it does some good to some animals, it does not truly do more than get these poor critters the most basic assistance. Last month, unbeknownst to me, one family on another street took one dog to be neutered. A good deed well done. Last week I took the same dog to be neutered. No wonder he gave me such a bad time. He fought, he cried, he howled all the way to the pet clinic; right up to the moment 4 strong assistants had him pinned on the operating table. That’s when they noticed the surgical scar.

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Women’s World: Sophia Loren

by Lesley Warner

“The two big advantages I had at birth were to have been born wise and to have been born in poverty.”

One of my dad’s favourites and once classed as the most beautiful women in the world, the voluptuous Sophia Loren was among the most successful international stars of the post-war era - not only did she rise to fame as a sex symbol, but she also won a measure of critical acclaim rarely afforded most of her foreign-born contemporaries.

Sophia Loren

Born Sofia Scicolone on Sept. 20, 1934, in Rome, an illegitimate child, she grew up in the slums of Naples during wartime in abject poverty.

Her mother, a frustrated actress, instilled starring aspirations in the skinny little Sofia (she was nicknamed Stechetto - the stick - at the time). Her first taste of glamour came at fourteen when she was crowned one of twelve “Princesses of the Sea” in a beauty contest - an honour for which she earned a railroad ticket to Rome, and 23,000 lira (about $35). Her mother took her to Rome and they both acted as extras in Quo Vadis. Sophia then took part in more beauty competitions, posed for illustrated novels and played small parts in films as Sofia Lazzaro.

When she was fifteen she met the Italian producer Carlo Ponti and that meeting changed her life. He offered her a seven-year contract and later became her husband.

By the mid-1950s, Loren was a star in Italy as well as a major sex symbol, but with the exception of 1955’s Attila Flagello di Dio, co-starring Anthony Quinn, few of her pictures were distributed internationally. That changed with Vittorio de Sica’s L’Oro di Napoli, which was re-cut and dubbed for foreign sale, resulting in poor reviews. Loren, however, was singled out for the strength of her performance as a Neapolitan shopkeeper, surprising many critics who had dismissed her as merely another bombshell. Eventually, Loren emerged as an international star, and Ponti soon declared her ready for Hollywood. She moved tentatively into the English-language market with two films shot in Europe, 1957’s Boy on a Dolphin (with Alan Ladd) and The Pride and the Passion (starring Frank Sinatra and Cary Grant).

Loren spent a few years in Hollywood where she worked with stars like Marlon Brando, Clark Gable and Cary Grant. She quickly achieved world fame and received the first of her top-ranking awards - the Coppa Volpi at Venice for Black Orchid (1958) by Martin Ritt. Two years later she received an Oscar (as the first foreign actress), Donatello’s David and the Best Actress award at Cannes for the tragic portrayal of a mother in war-ravaged Italy in La ciociara / Two Women (1960) by Vittorio De Sica.

In 1969 she won a Golden Globe award as the world’s most popular female star.

For her lifetime achievement she was awarded the Special Oscar, Cesar and the Legion d’Honneur - all in 1991, Golden Berlin Bear in 1994 and Golden Lion at the Venice Film Festival in 1998.

Sophia is still the only performer ever to win an Oscar for a foreign-language film.

She says, “Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why some people with mediocre talent, but with great inner drive, go much further than people with vastly superior talent.”

But with all her success all she ever really wanted was children. She wanted children so bad, that she put herself at serious risk for the 2 children she has. After suffering painful and near fatal miscarriages, she solicited the help of a doctor, and finally became pregnant. Her pregnancies required her to be in bed for the entire 9 months!

Sophia Loren: another exceptional woman to achieve so much from so little with just her confidence and belief in herself.

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Shaman’s Rattle: Sarah Winchester’s Project

by Marion

The ultimate spirit house?

Sarah Winchester spent thirty-eight years as the project manager for the building of a 160-room mansion in San Jose California. A rambling structure with sections that were torn down and then rebuilt, according to the directives of the "architects" - the spectres of those who had died by the gun!

Sarah Winchester was the widow of the son of the manufacturer of the Winchester repeating rifle. This rifle changed the face of America, mainly by blowing away countless thousands of Americans. But it was a profitable (if not a "good") business and the Winchester fortune, which Sarah inherited, was immense.

Despite the family money, Sarah's life was not one of light and laughter. Their only daughter died aged one month and then her husband died of TB shortly afterwards. For Sarah, this was ominous tidings, reinforced by a mystic she consulted in Boston during her time of grief. The psychic savant advised the grieving widow that she was receiving retribution from the spirits of those who had died from being on the wrong end of a Winchester rifle. And in 1884, there were several thousands of those. The only way to appease the spirits, said the psychic, was to build them a house. As long as the house was being built, the spirits would not haunt Sarah, but apparently would happily stand in line awaiting being checked in to their spiritual residences!

Winchester House

So in 1884, Sarah moved to California and purchased an 8 room farmhouse from the local doctor. She then began to build the wackiest building probably ever constructed. With a dozen or so carpenters, who worked in rotating shifts to cover 24 hours every day, the spirit house began to take form.

There was a master plan, which was given to Sarah in the specially constructed s?ance room. However, unlike the everlasting Ten Commandments that Moses got given on a stone tablet, Sarah's master plan was changed nightly after two hours of instruction from the spirit world.

At midnight every night, the bell in the bell tower was rung to summon the spirits. At 2 a.m., it was rung again as a signal for the spirits to depart. The tower was only approachable from the outside by climbing onto the roof of the mansion using a ladder. The bell was hung at the top of the tower, with a long rope hanging down a sheer, un-climbable wall. The rope was reached through underground tunnels, the precise layout of which was known only to the bell ringer and his assistant.

A fickle lot, the spirits who caused Sarah and her carpenters to build over 600 rooms during the 38 year build fest, but then tear them down again leaving only 160 rooms when she died in 1922.

Even with the frenzy of building, Sarah had problems with the spirit world supervisors. After being trapped in one of the many bedrooms in the earthquake of 1906, Sarah took this as another sign from the spirits that they were discontented with the way the construction was going. To appease the spirits, she had the front 30 rooms boarded up, and they were never used again during her lifetime.

Not only did the spirit architects condemn some rooms, but they also dictated the building of some very strange structures such as doors that open out onto walls, stairs that go nowhere but into an impenetrable ceiling, a cupboard that has only 1 cm of storage space, and tiny doorways and hallways just big enough for Sarah (who was only 4'10" and of slight build) to fit through. Some other interesting features of the house include its 10,000 windows (including some priceless Tiffany stained glass), 47 fireplaces, and a beautiful garden.

There was also a predilection for the number 13. Whether this was a number favoured by the "architects" or by project manager Sarah is not known, but many features in the house were built in sets of 13 or multiples of 13. For instance, in the 13th bathroom (the only one with a shower), there are 13 windows. One of the sinks has 13 drainage holes. There are 52 skylights, and the grand staircase has 13 steps. Thirteen palm trees line the driveway, and as a final gesture, Sarah's will was divided into 13 parts and signed 13 times.

In 1922 when she died, the carpenters and construction workers literally walked off the job, and there are still spots visible where the workers stopped hammering and left the nails halfway in. After her death, all the furniture in the house was auctioned off, as per the details in the will. Reputedly, it took 8 weeks to remove it all.

The mansion has been restored and is now open to the public. If you are ever in San Jose, it would be worth a visit! The Winchester Mystery House, 525 South Winchester Blvd, San Jose, CA 95128-2588.

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The Message In The Moon: Sun in Taurus/Moon in Taurus - The Rock of Gibraltar

by Anchalee Kaewmanee

Others respect this Sun-Moon sign simply because individuals born into this combination respect themselves. Quiet and unpretentious, they never have to say very much because that strong, self-assured presence speaks for itself. A born skeptic, this person never takes anything for granted; but there is one thing which is never doubted - their capability. Patience, confidence, and determination combine to make great success in the world. If people of this group seem a little slow, perhaps even a trifle awkward, it is a mistaken perception. There are few signs which can match the powers of concentration of a Taurus-Taurus. This combination may never be the life of the party, since the basic nature is that of an observer, and possess a natural dislike for superficiality and artifice. When this person finally speaks, he will not mince words, and the comments will invariably be well thought out. Honest and straightforward, this Sun Moon duo has amazingly accurate insight and perception.

Like all people who value themselves and have confidence in their abilities, the Taurus-Taurus person will be ambitious, therefore, once a goal has been set it will be reached. A task at hand will be mastered, slowly, steadily. Difficulties and setbacks do not discourage those with such dedication and determination. Approaching all problems with a mind to solving them eventually, this sign remains calm and self-assured. Taurus is an earth sign, so this double earth element in the personality and emotional make up stirs a strong rapport with nature. Although a certain stoicism might allow this sign to live anywhere, a person in this group will have a rustic soul. Occasional jaunts to the countryside are necessary to balance the senses and maintain emotional health.

Basically mild-mannered and steady, this Sun-Moon sign will rarely fly into a temper. But all Taureans have a habit of suppressing anger and frustration, which can lead to a variety of psychological disorders. It is wise to acquire positive outlets for releasing some of these pent-up tensions. Sports and hobbies can provide ways to channel dissatisfaction. Keeping lines of communication open with friends and associates will serve to bring differences out into the open, rather than keeping them bottled up inside. Taureans often over-indulge in eating or alcohol as a way of consoling themselves in times of stress. Self-control is fine, but occasionally it is beneficial to let go of inhibitions and just talk about the things which provoke irritation or misunderstandings.

People in close association with the Taurus-Taurus combination will often describe this individual as someone with great common sense. This group of people always seems to have the most practical and efficient solution to any dilemma. Therefore, it is difficult for them to see how others around them get so tangled up in life’s problems. Although a fortress of patience, there are times when those who are born into this sign are more than a little intolerant of their friends’ faults. An effort to be more understanding of other’s shortcomings will eliminate some of the tendency to be judgmental and pedantic. Most people appreciate a shoulder to cry on without having to endure a terse lecture in the process.

Professionally, there are few fields in which this sign cannot excel. But there is an instinctive feel for money and management which might be best to cultivate. Banking, business and economics will be areas where the double Taurean will do best. This group needs to be careful that money doesn’t become the only concern, for they do have a penchant for measuring everything in dollars and cents, while disregarding the spiritual sides of life. Extremely sensual and earthy, they need to have a romantic partner. The Taurean Sun-Moon duo, however, tends to be slightly conservative in love.

A little more imagination and experimental approach to a lover can add a new dimension which will expand the relationship into a much more exciting alliance.

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The computer doctor

by Richard Brunch

From Ken Osborne, Pattaya: I ask this question not only for my own benefit but also for the many of us who are not sure what happens to us when we enrol with a file-sharing scheme. When I decided to put a toe in the water I started to fill in Napster’s registration form. At the prompt: “on which drive do you store this type of file” I backed out and closed contact. The question is: does this type of scheme permit another to read one or more of my drives? If not, why do they ask me to specify which drive? If it is so, is it good to allow any outsiders to scan my files? Please note I have not mentioned the morality of dot.coms such as Napster.

Computer Doctor replies: Most of the programs you are referring to such as Napster, iMesh, etc., rely on individuals to share files they have with others. When you search for a file, the results that are returned are to individuals’ PC’s, hence the variance in download speed. If nobody shared any files then this type of service would be extinct very quickly. And yes you are giving another access to certain areas of your PC. This in itself need not present a problem, but one thing to bear in mind is that should someone search and find one or more files they want on your PC then and decide to upload them then your available bandwidth is going to be greatly reduced. This is not a problem where connections are, for example, with DSL, Cable, T1, T3, etc., but here in sunny Thailand where we break open the champagne if our dial up connection approaches anything like 50Kbps it most definitely is a problem. The solution is that although the software you may be using forces you to share at least one folder, once you have completed a download, move it to a non-shared folder so that it is not available to others.

From Jason Wilde, Bangkok: I have a problem that has only recently materialised. I have acquired an Epson Scanner that connects to my computer by USB. The problem is that if the scanner is turned on when the PC boots it works but if I subsequently turn it on after the PC has booted it doesn’t work. I am confused, can you help?

Computer Doctor replies: This sort of problem is frequently caused by an incorrectly setup BIOS. The methods for entering the BIOS and the wording vary from motherboard manufacturer to motherboard manufacturer. However once you determine the sequence to enter the BIOS look for a line to do with USB, although it is clearly functioning, if it is set to Auto, change this to Enabled or similar for your BIOS such that is enabled always. That should solve your problem.

Send your questions or comments to the Pattaya Mail at 370/7-8 Pattaya Second Road, Pattaya City, 20260 or Fax to 038 427 596 or E-mail to [email protected]  The views and comments expressed within this column are not necessarily those of the writer or Pattaya Mail Publishing.

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A Slice of Thai History: Extraterritoriality

by Duncan Stearn

Extraterritoriality is defined as a system whereby the jurisdiction and laws of one sovereign nation extend to its citizens who may be living or travelling in another country. For example, British subjects who were alleged to have committed a crime in Thailand could not be judged under the laws of Thailand. They could only be judged under British law and by British courts. Basically, it was a form of legal Imperialism, imposed with the threat, and sometimes use, of force.

For Thailand (known then as Siam), the 19th Century was a difficult period of growth, especially in the latter half of the 1800’s with external threats posed by France and Britain as well as border conflicts with Burma, Laos and Cambodia.

In May 1856, Thailand signed the Harris Treaty with the United States, agreeing to extraterritoriality as well as trade concessions.

In 1874, Thailand and Britain signed an agreement that established a system of bi-national courts that would handle legal matters between the subjects of the two nations.

During the 1890’s, a series of crises developed between France and Thailand over the issue of sovereignty in Laos and Cambodia. The French used force to obtain concessions from Thailand, including extraterritorial rights.

An Anglo-French convention in April 1907 led to France reducing her extraterritorial rights while in March 1909 Thailand ceded four Malay provinces to Britain in return for a railway loan and a compromise on extraterritoriality.

The chance to redress the balance even further came about in an unexpected way. In August 1914, the First World War commenced in Europe and on July 22, 1917, Thailand pulled the right rein by declaring war on Germany and Austria-Hungary and sending a small expeditionary force to serve with the British, French and American forces on the Western Front.

The war ended in November 1918 and on January 10 1920, Thailand became one of the original members of the ill-fated League of Nations.

On September 1, 1920, acknowledging Thai support against Germany and Austria-Hungary during the First World War, the United States gave up its extraterritorial rights.

In March 1924, Japan followed suit while in February 1925, France, after five years of extensive negotiations, also relinquished its rights. Britain signed a treaty to the same effect in July 1925.

The status quo remained until November 1936 when Japan signed a new extraterritoriality treaty with Thailand, as did Britain. However, the British treaty abandoned all restrictions on Thai jurisdiction and similar treaties were later signed with the United States, Belgium, Switzerland, Denmark and Sweden.

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Guide to buying a large dog: Old English Sheepdog

by C. Schloemer

Good points: beautiful appearance, home-loving, intelligent, adaptable to different climates, excellent with children, gets on well with other animals, sound temperament.

Take heed: definitely not suitable for confined quarters.

The Old English Sheepdog, or Bobtail, is a very popular breed. It is a devoted friend and guardian of children, with a trustworthy temperament; sound and sensible. This is an affectionate dog which makes a loyal companion and it has a beautiful appearance. If the owner has other pets, this breed is affable and will accept them. No need to separate the family cat, or count the hamsters every morning. If owners already have other residing dogs, the Old English will soon figure out the pecking order.

Because the Old English is intelligent, it is easy to train. It has an obedient nature and is eager to please. If the owner has the show ring in mind, this breed will be a winner because of its extraordinary beauty. People who have a modest home with an ample garden will be able to accommodate this breed. Regular walks and free runs will keep the Old English healthy and happy. Lots of walks on the leads and romps in the local dog park are recommended. But this breed will not thrive tied up in confinement. This is a very large dog and owners with small apartments should choose another breed. But for those with sufficient room, the Old English Sheepdog makes a delightful and devoted friend for the whole family. Although this breed adapts well to different climates, Thailand’s tropical heat makes this country a poor habitat for the Old English Sheepdog. Breeders who show this dog in the ring here in the Kingdom keep these animals sheltered in air-conditioning. People who live full time in Thailand should choose a breed which can thrive in the heat.

Size: Height: dog, 56cm and upwards, bitches slightly less.

Exercise: Daily brushing and weekly combing will be needed to keep this breed’s coat from matting. The hair is brushed forward to cover the eyes. We don’t know how, but it can see perfectly well with all that hair covering its face! White parts are powdered for showing in the ring.

Origin and history: The Old English Sheepdog is often known as the Bobtail. How it came to England is a subject of conjecture, for the breed is said to have evolved through the crossing of the Briard with the large Russian Owtscharka, a dog related to the Hungarian sheep dogs. In England, it was used as a cattle dog and a guard. But nowadays, it is mainly kept as a much loved pet. Because of the breed’s reliability with children, a number have found their way into schools for handicapped youngsters. The first breed club for the Old English Sheepdog was established in Britain in 1888 and the standard has altered little in the intervening years.

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