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Family Money: Short-Time Boys
 
The Computer Doctor

Successfully Yours: Anupong Prathompatama (AKA “Od” Carabao)
 
Snap Shots: Time Lapse Photography!
   
Modern Medicine: Some “Normal” emotions

Heart to Heart with Hillary
 
Grapevine

Dining Out: IL Mulino - for a “real” pizza
 
Animal Crackers: Crickets, by Jimminy!
 
Down The Iron Road: Compound Locomotives 5 - World Wide!

Family Money: Short-Time Boys

By Leslie Wright

In case you thought this was going to be a discussion of the relative costs of the personnel working in Boystown, I’m sorry to disappoint you. (But the title got your attention, didn’t it!?)

This article is in fact aimed towards those readers who are working here on contract terms.

The days of the long-term employment contract - what Orientals traditionally term the Iron Rice Bowl - seem to have passed into history, along with flared trousers and 45 rpm singles (although many readers will have fond recollections and maybe even collections of both).

Expatriates are especially vulnerable to the vagaries of short-term or open-ended contracts that can be terminated at any time, leaving you without work and without income.

Typically, short-term working contracts pay very well - and expatriates on such contracts should be making the most of the opportunities these present. But there may be intervals in between them when cash flow becomes tight.

When planning for such an eventuality, flexibility is an important consideration.

So is keeping a readily accessible ‘cash cushion’ in your bank accounts.

Tempus fugit

Over the years I have met innumerable people who are on short-term contracts, but who have failed to plan effectively either for the periods in between or for the longer term.

But time passes faster each year, it seems. A typical three-year contract soon comes up for renewal or replacement with another elsewhere.

Without sound financial planning, these intervals can pass without any real long-term benefits having been accrued.

How many readers on short-term employment contracts have made sensible arrangements to save some excess income and put it to work for them, both to provide an income between contracts, and for when they eventually stop working? In my professional experience, very few.

Okay, most working people put something aside for a rainy day - but I’m talking about sound financial planning, not just what you feel comfortable keeping in the bank.

Important considerations

When considering starting up any sort of investment savings plan, certain important criteria should be borne in mind.

First, how much commitment will you be able to make to keep it going? If you’re at all unsure about “keeping regular” come what may, it would be better to use a plan which permits a high degree of flexibility.

What this means in practical terms is one which allows you to reduce or suspend contributions should you be out of work for some time - and preferably without penalty.

Another criterion is accessibility. Can you withdraw money from your plan if the need arises? And if so, without heavy charges or penalties being applied?

Third is portability. Can you take your plan with you wherever you might be transferred? I have known cases where someone started up a regular savings plan and just a few months later got transferred to the other side of the world.

One such had to stop his plan because local exchange control regulations prevented him from remitting his contributions overseas - thus not only did his plan not achieve the objective for which it was set up, but he suffered heavy penalties as a result.

Had his financial adviser addressed this possibility before signing him up for what turned out to be an inappropriate plan for his circumstances, the client would have been far better off.

The tax aspect

Tax efficiency is always a consideration. After all, why pay tax if you don’t have to?

This aspect should be addressed by your financial adviser not just for the regime where you are currently located, but where you are likely to be when you draw down the benefits of the plan.

For instance, if you were sure you were going to be in Thailand when you draw down some money from your plan, you don’t need to be concerned about having to pay tax on monies remitted from an offshore investment vehicle.

But if you were in UK, Germany, or France, different rules would apply, depending on how long the plan had been going, and how it was structured.

If you are Australian, and plan eventually to return there, you would be obliged upon your return to report to the tax authorities that you were holding an offshore investment program, and pay tax on the theoretical growth - even if you hadn’t drawn down a single cent from the plan.

In that case, you’d probably be better off encashing it (without penalty, of course) before your return home.

Affordable amounts

Most financial consultants will ask you how much you can “comfortably” put aside, and suggest a plan which will accommodate this in a cost-effective manner.

That keeps things simple both for the client and the consultant. But that’s not the end of the story - or at least, it shouldn’t be.

In my view, not only all the criteria discussed earlier should be taken into consideration, but both his or her short-term needs and longer-term requirements as well.

Most expatriates on contract terms can afford to save quite substantial amounts, and this opens up more possibilities than most appreciate.

Many lack a pension, and have given this little if any consideration in their overall financing planning.

However, most cost-effective offshore ‘pension’ plans require long-term commitments which someone on a short-term contract may be unwilling to consider. This is being short-sighted, in my opinion.

Who says you have to take out only one plan when considering your savings program? (The financial consultant who has his eye on the commission he will earn rather than the needs of the client is, sadly, the usual answer.)

In most cases, contract-working expatriates can afford to set up not only a highly cost-effective long-term savings program designed to provide them with an adequate (and perhaps tax-efficient) pension, but also a totally flexible (but admittedly somewhat less cost-effective) open-ended plan which can be stopped at any time without penalty, and could even be drawn down from in times of need, also without penalty.

This two-pronged strategic planning will put your excess income to work for you far more effectively than just sitting in a bank account, while meeting both your shorter- and longer-term needs and changing circumstances.

Nowadays there is a wide variety of both types of plan - as well as some that are a compromise of both for those with more modest disposable income - and most have various additional features that can be included to cater to special needs and circumstances.

It is in your own best interests to take advantage of your expatriate status, and find out how best to make the most of your unique opportunities - while you still have the chance.

Leslie Wright is Managing Director of Westminster Portfolio Services (Thailand) Ltd., a firm of independent financial advisors providing advice to expatriate residents of the Eastern Seaboard on personal financial planning and international investments. If you have any comments or queries on this article, or about other topics concerning investment matters, contact Leslie directly by fax on (038) 232522 or e-mail [email protected]. Further details and back articles can be accessed on his firm’s website on www.westminsterthailand.com.

Editor’s note: Leslie sometimes receives e-mails to which he is unable to respond due to the sender’s automatic return address being incorrect. If you have sent him an e-mail to which you have not received a reply, this may be why. To ensure his prompt response to your enquiry, please include your complete return e-mail address, or a contact phone/fax number.

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The Computer Doctor

by Richard Bunch

From Jez Hewitt, Philippines: Hi there, I have a Kodak digital camera that I bought a couple of years ago. Whilst I know digital camera technology has advanced since my purchase, this camera was top of the line when I bought it and still gives me results that I am more than pleased with. In the past I only used it for pleasure, but I have recently started a new job and am using it on a daily basis, taking on average 70 to 100 shots. I am finding it increasingly irksome to have to connect the serial cable to it and download the shots to the PC; this process is taking a considerable amount of time, several hours and ties up the PC for other things. I am sure there must be an easier and faster way to do this; any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. One final thing, I have a limited budget so...

Computer Doctor replies: Oddly enough, this is not something I have been asked before, but I can sympathise with you. The good news is there are several solutions to your predicament. The first is to purchase a new camera, say one of the Sony Mavica range. These take the pictures in a JPG format on a standard 3.5" floppy disk. This means they can be accessed directly from any PC that has a 3.5" floppy drive and some software that can read the JPG format, most PC’s will satisfy both these requirements. The drawback with these is that floppy disks can prove unreliable, they are susceptible to dust, moisture, etc.; not good if you are on location, also copying from the floppy or even opening them directly from the floppy can be slow.

Another solution is to use what are called “compact flash card readers” these are small devices, which accept the flash card (memory module) from the camera. They appear as a hard disk, and can be accessed directly; they are extremely quick in operation and are probably a better option. They are generally priced around $75-$100 so hopefully will be within your budget. These come with various interfaces, parallel port, USB and combo, i.e. both parallel and USB. The model you use will depend on the computer you are interfacing with; however, most computers over the last few years will have USB ports and this includes many laptops. Personally I prefer USB devices as they can be plugged in and out with the PC still running and are automatically detected. That’s not to say that the parallel port models are not good, they are, but tend to be a little more cumbersome when it comes to connecting them up; most of them take the power from the keyboard socket whereas the USB models do not require an external power source. Two manufacturers who you may wish to consider are Datawise and DataFab, check out their websites at www.datawise-online.com and www.datafab.com.

Send your questions or comments to the Pattaya Mail at 370/7-8 Pattaya Second Road, Pattaya City, 20260 or Fax to 038 427 596 or E-mail to [email protected]. The views and comments expressed within this column are not necessarily those of the writer or Pattaya Mail Publishing.

Richard Bunch is Managing Director of Action Computer Technologies Co., Ltd. Providing professional services which includes; website design, website promotion (cloaking) turnkey e-commerce solutions, website hosting, domain name registration, computer and peripheral sales service and repairs, networks (LAN & WAN) and IT consulting. Please telephone 038 716 816, e-mail [email protected] or see our website www.act.co.th

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Successfully Yours: Anupong Prathompatama (AKA “Od” Carabao)

Anupong Prathompatama, better known as “Od” Carabao, is twinkling eyed, happy and handsome Thai father of three boys aged four to twelve. He is in fact so youthful looking, I was surprised to find he was just celebrating his forty something birthday. How does he manage to look so young? Od laughed, “Because I play music it keeps me young, and I am happy.”

It certainly is music that has made Od’s world go round. As an important part of the Carabao Band, Od plays Thai Latino sounding songs mixed with a little bit of rock on Thai classical instruments. The band is famous throughout Thailand because the lyrics, which are in Thai (naturally), are concerned with the government and Thai society, pinning social conscience like a butterfly to a wall. This band is no part-time weekend guitar strummers either. The band has just held it’s fifteenth anniversary, and has now cut 48 albums and has three sound recording studios. And where does Anupong Prathompatama alias “Od” Carabao fit in? He has been the band’s mainstay bass player and sound recording technician ever since the Carabao band cut their second album.

Od was not someone who imagined he would make a career out of music. He only started playing a guitar and bass in his college years while studying architecture. “I worked with an architectural company for two years, though I think of myself as a musician. I’ve forgotten everything I ever learned about construction.” However, he certainly has not forgotten his music.

About thirty years ago Od teamed up with a friend and played for the GI’s at army and air force bases here for about four years. Then it was back to Bangkok, but not to the building industry, playing with the President Band for 6 years. He ended up playing bass “because nobody else wanted to,” he laughed.

Od was always interested in electronics and took on being a trainee in the renowned Sirkrung sound studio in Bangkok. Now he does all the sound mixing for the group and in 1986 the Carabao band built their own recording studio at a cost of 10 million baht. Definitely no backyard band!

They now have three recording studios and as mentioned before, have cut close to fifty albums. Successful you would say, but Od does not think so. “Some people tell me I am very successful, now we are famous with 3 studios. I would have to look into that because success means something else to me. I am very serious about the Buddha, I pray and I live my life by the Buddhist rules, so my family is most important to me, as is keeping other people happy. Do you know ‘sabai jai’? It means easy living, good heart and make the family strong. That is what is important to me.”

Although he rejected architecture, music is not the only string to Od’s bow, as eight months ago, together with Carabao band partner Kio, he opened a restaurant called Steak Lao on Pattaya Beach Road. It was his partner Kio’s concept and has turned out to be extremely popular. Between them, the band already has opened four more branches since they opened in Bangkok and one of their restaurants there seats 1000. By the way, they serve brilliant Thai food with the chilli level moderated for farang tastes if you ask.

If all this is not enough to keep him busy, Od has recently commenced a cosmetic company with his brother. They have been developing the products for a year, with recipes consisting of all natural herbal ingredients which his brother brought back from China. They will have four products, a hair restorer, anti wrinkle and acne preparations and skin rejuvenation cream. Perhaps this is the secret to Od’s looks? Od will be responsible for production and marketing and they will be ready to launch their products on to the market in 2 to 3 months. I asked Od if I could be the first customer. Od replied with that happy, twinkling laugh again.

Od’s plans for the future are focused mainly on his restaurant, proudly saying that even just the day before he had signed a contract with Dove, a German beer. He believes that in that business, the key to success lies in keeping his customers happy and he has instructed his managers to ensure that this happens.

To the disappointment of his fans, he remains happily married to Joy, his Thai wife of 14 years. Indeed, the most important values to him in life are family. Eyes twinkling, he said proudly, “It’s my birthday today and even my mother came down from Surin. It is the first time she has been to Pattaya. My family are very important to me.” In fact, when I spoke with Od he was playing with his sons, the four year old on his lap proudly giving him the painting he had made for his father’s birthday.

Od’s advice to the youngsters out there about to begin their business life is simply to remember to keep Sabai Jai, a good heart. There is a more than passing chance that this is the secret of Od’s success too!

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Snap Shots: Time Lapse Photography!

by Harry Flashman

The camera is one of the most fantastic pieces of equipment to record change. A tangible, visible record of something caught suspended in time forever. With its (and our) unique abilities, we can then repeat that record of the same “something” at regular intervals. That is simply known as time lapse photography. I am sure that everyone has seen the sequences of a flower opening, or a caterpillar turning into a butterfly. Those of you who may have seen a rather avant-garde movie called “A Zed and two naughts” will remember the time lapse work that was done there.

But you do not need to restrict yourself to doing serial shots (that is not pictures of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes!) at one second intervals, or even hourly intervals. There is one famous photographer who has now been doing serial nude self portraits on her birthday for the past thirty years. The results, that some people might find depressing, are actually now being studied by the medical profession, being the only “scientific” study of aging that has ever been done. Harry believes that this is truly a work of art, never mind the medical significance.

So what sort of work can you do for a time lapse photography project? While the annual shot approach is very commendable, Harry does not have the patience to take one shot and wait twelve months to take the next one! Short attention span is a family trait! No, pick something that can allow you to produce a finished product in the sort of time frame that you could sit comfortably with.

Here is one suggestion - buy a rose (they sell them in all bars every night) and place it in a vase by the window and shoot it at lunchtime. Leave it exactly where it is, and take one lunchtime shot every day for the next week. In that time, it will have spread its petals, begin to die, the petals will shrink up, the stem will bend over, the water will have gone cloudy and other attributes that will only become obvious when you study the shots. However, to capitalise on this you must mount the shots, side by side, in order from the left. You have just produced a work of art in a week!

So you haven’t got the stamina for a week. What else can you do? Well, there is always the record of one object in daylight. Take six shots, one every two hours, of your house, for example, starting at 6 a.m. You will see how the different time of day produces different light, the sun’s movement produces different shadows and again, by mounting them side by side, in order from the left, you will have produced a work of art in one day!

By the way, the reason that they must be mounted in order from the left is that the eye is trained to scan from the left, not from the right (unless you come from some of the Arabic countries)!

So you don’t want to spend a day getting your definitive time lapse shots (you’re getting close to Harry’s ideas now), so look at taking one hour. In that time you can document the progress of a snail along a wall, or serial shots of people walking down the street, your son painting a wall or the way your beer glass empties. The last one sounds the best I think. Just light it from behind with natural lighting to get the best effect. Probably Harry would suggest that you repeat this a few times over a Sunday afternoon, just to make sure you’ve really got all the shots correct. Wouldn’t want to miss one.

The next day, take a shot of two aspirins before you swallow them with a glass of water and mount the serial beer glass shots side by side and then the two aspirins as the final one. Now that really is a work of art!

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Modern Medicine: Some “Normal” emotions

by Dr Iain Corness

One of the biggest problems, from the doctor’s viewpoint, is the current surfeit of what I call “Two bob psychologists.” Everybody these days feels as if they are entitled to voice their opinion as to the psychological “wholeness” of everyone else. Never mind all the amateur psych’s, there are bookshelves now crammed with paperbacks of psychological advice for every problem the world could ever have. Unfortunately, many of them should only be used for holding doors open or throwing at predatory animals.

You see, what many forget is that the whole range of human emotions is part of our “normal” selves. Anger, hurt, elation, depression, sadness, grief, despair, dejection, rejection, joy, excitement or desolation are all very normal human emotions. If you take these away, you are left with a “zombie” - an unfeeling being that is unable to express real emotion.

Now why is this a problem to us doctors? It becomes a problem because people begin to believe that somehow it is “wrong” to feel sad when, for example, one of life’s calamities strikes. Instead of working through the grief or despair, the patient is encouraged by family and friends to go and see the doctor and ask for some Prozac, or other “wonder drug.” In this country, with powerful medications being available over the counter without prescription, this poses an even greater threat to normal reactions and normal recoveries.

There is nothing wrong with showing normal emotions. Goodness me, even my cat lets me know when it is displeased with something I have done (generally given it some cat food it doesn’t particularly like) and it expresses true emotion. It does not need a magic tablet. It will get over it.

And so it is with people too. The reason for the depression, or elation, eventually becomes accepted by your emotional self and the middle of the road “normalcy” returns. You don’t need a magic tablet either.

Now of course there can be pathological forms of emotional disturbance too. Deep dark lingering depression, without any real basis for it, is a pathological condition, but depression over financial woes, personal loss or the passing of a loved one is “normal”. This type of emotional problem only requires treatment (and I didn’t say “tablets”) when the person involved finds they are unable to come out over the top of it after a reasonable period of time. Many times the only treatment necessary is a friendly ear to allow the person to talk through their emotional responses.

No, sadness and happiness are part of our make-up and indeed part of our life. Accept it and move on to the next day. No magic tablets.

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Dear Hillary,

There are two very nice girls I have met recently and I would like to take them out. My problem is the fact that they both work in the same office! If I take one out, I am worried the other then will not come - and vice versa. I have no intention of settling down and my contract runs out anyway soon. What do you advise, wise Hillary?

Undecided

Dear Undecided,

Why are you cluttering up your life agonising over ridiculous decisions that don’t have to be made? You have already said you are only here for a short time, so stop worrying! If you are desperate to take them both out then ask them both at the same time and invite them to go to the zoo with you. I think you should be in a cage anyway.

Dear Hillary,

One of my workmates has been coming round to our house a lot recently and I think he is keen on my wife, who is a very beautiful Thai woman. He will come over to our condominium and ask me for advice about things at work, when he could easily come and see me in my office during working hours. He also looks at her a lot. I am suspicious - what is your opinion and your advice Hillary?

Unhappy Husband

Dear Unhappy,

Cut out this article and leave it on his desk while he is out of the room, or you could always just refuse to entertain him at home and tell him to see you in the morning at work. An Englishman’s home is always his castle. Protect it.

Dear Hillary,

A couple of letter writers have been critical of your “advice” recently, but surely they must know that nobody writes into an “agony” column in the papers hoping to get “real” advice. If they wanted psychiatric help, as one of the writers has claimed, then you see a psychiatrist, not Hillary. Or have I got it wrong?

Psycho Sam

Dear Sam,

Of course you haven’t got it wrong. They have. However, Sam, just tell me when was it that you first started to hate your horse? Just lie down on the couch here and tell Hillary everything...

Dear Hillary,

I have been here for almost a year and have had a live-in relationship with a young lady (Noi) for most of that time. I will be leaving for a six month contract in Indonesia shortly and am wondering whether I should keep the lease going on the condominium and keep Noi in it, or just tell her that I will let the lease run out and she will have to go back to live with her mother till I come back. What do you think?

Tom

Dear Tom,

What sort of Tom and Noi show are you running? If she means a lot to you then keep the lease going, send her some money and look forward to a very loving reception when you get back from Indo. If she really means nothing and all you think about is yourself, which is what Hillary suspects, then do the right thing and cut her loose now. You are the only one who knows the answer. Do the best thing for everyone under the circumstances. You’ll probably get dengue in Indonesia and die anyway.

Dear Hillary,

I know this probably sounds funny, but we have two children and the schooling here tends to be very expensive. Is there an alternative to the international schools?

Worried Mum

Dear Worried Mum,

Of course there is an alternative. It’s called illiteracy! Hillary has said it before, children are a burden and they last twenty years and never say thank you. However, they are yours - educate them!

Dear Hillary,

Our daughter is aged 15 (going on 23) and is becoming a real handful. She is a smarty, answers back to me (especially when her father is not around) and exceptionally wilful. She is also bigger than me, so I cannot really give her a well placed clip behind the ear! Her standard of behaviour is just not acceptable as far as I am concerned and her school work seems to be slipping as well. Is there anything that can be done, or that I should be doing?

Worried Mum (II)

Dear second worried Mum,

It is certainly a trying time, with young teenagers. Since the school work is slipping, I would suggest a timely and private visit to the school counsellor is in order as well as asking around the other mothers as to how they see your daughter’s attitude. It might just be an attention seeking form of behaviour, or on the other hand, you might just have a five star brat. You may need some professional help here, and these columns are not the place for that. Contact the Pattaya International Ladies Club who have the name of a trained psychologist on their books. And best of luck. It might be a case of grinning and bearing for a while, I’m afraid. 

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GRAPEVINE

Facelift golfers
An Asian airline has been summoned to court after its frequent flyer program offered free plastic surgery to the male and female passenger who could hit the longest drive at a Japanese golf course. The airline argued that it had found a novel way of pleasing loyalty customers. But Mr Yomoto Hasika, who managed to hit his golf ball 310 yards, said he was extremely annoyed to receive a letter informing him he was now eligible to have his bust size enlarged. The winning female golfer, Mrs Toni Sashima, commented through her lawyer she was not prepared to discuss penile enlargement over the telephone.

American scandal
Don’t believe all you hear about sleaze and Sin City. A Republican candidate in USA who appeared in a soft porn video says it shows he is a good communicator. The film features naked women lathering themselves with motor oil. Titus Mason the candidate commented, “Given that there is certainly a fair amount of nudity, I feel that the movie is about as tasteful as it could be.” His many political supporters who have seen the movie point out the oil is meant for a diesel engine and is very dark, thus obscuring any unseemly shots.

Thick as thieves
Two robbers in Phnom Penh successfully robbed an elementary school head, but then made off with the wrong bag of loot. The men forced themselves into the principal’s office and held him at gunpoint while they emptied the contents of the school safe into a briefcase. As they turned to flee, they picked up by mistake the head’s own bag which was full of homework ready to mark. Police said they were not following up the case as the school safe only contained packed staff lunches.

Readers’ queries
Reader CG enquires whether there is a minimum monthly salary to be eligible for a credit card issued in Thailand. Bank of Thailand regulations say the floor limit is 20,000 baht a month for cards issued through local banks. However, farangs would need to have a work permit to stand much chance of a successful application... Another reader asks what recourse he has after a garage ripped him off for work on his car which was not done properly. It would cost you a fortune to follow this matter in the civil courts. The best advice is to use the repair shops only of authorized dealers. If there isn’t an authorized dealer in your area, don’t buy the car in the first place.

Live forever
A US based company Permanent Solution is to open its first Asian branch in Thailand now that the alien business law has been liberalized. It’s a mummification service, presumably for foreigners, at a knockdown price of $65,000 and is claimed to last longer than any pharaoh’s treatment. Also on offer are gold coffins (are grave robbers an extinct species?), post mortem organ removal and your very own death mask.

Better luck
A farang couple who booked into a budget South Pattaya hotel were awakened every morning at an unearthly hour by a large pneumatic drill tearing up the pavements. They asked to be moved to another room on the other side, but to little avail. Here they could not get to sleep for the sound of welders putting the finishing touches to a new condo block. Having run out of options, the exhausted receptionist said she would refer the matter to the manager. He duly suggested putting a TV in the room to drown out the noise, but added there was a 100 baht a day surcharge for this additional room facility. Case of PSA or Pattaya Strikes Again.

Words of wisdom
Money is better than poverty if only for financial reasons. (Woody Allen)

Nouveau is better than no riche at all. (Anon)

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it. (Jackie Mason)

Formula for success; rise early, work hard, strike oil. (John Paul Getty)

Taxation is the art of extracting the maximum number of feathers with the minimum amount of hissing. (Colbert, Louis XIV’s finance minister)

What are the two worst things about Ken Livingstone? His face. (Labour Party Headquarters)

Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it. (Harry Truman)

Of course television is educational. Whenever anyone switches it on, I leave the room and read a book. (Groucho Marx)

Television is an invention whereby you can be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn’t have in your house. (David Frost)

I was asked the other day whether I first slept with a man or a woman. I replied I was too polite to ask. (Gore Vidal)

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Dining Out: IL Mulino - for a “real” pizza

by Miss Terry Diner

The other night, Miss Terry was coming back from Naklua on the Naklua-Pattaya Road and began to get the urge for a pizza. Not a large soggy, greasy pizza, but a real one. There on the left hand side, heading towards Pattaya, and close to the Windmill Resort, was a little Italian restaurant called Il Mulino.

What attracted me initially was the sight of a large pizza oven in the front of the building, with a young girl preparing to make a pizza. I stopped and came inside, to be met with a dazzling smile while she thumped and spread the dough to make the pizza base. This was definitely starting to look good. Motioning to me to go inside, I walked through the outer “fan” area and through the sliding doors and into the air-conditioned comfort of the restaurant itself.

Il Mulino has a sort of “funky” atmosphere, so common in Italy. Bright red or green tablecloths cover the tables and the seats are comfy and padded. Paintings of Italian countryside scenes adorn the walls and the floor was tiled and clean. On the table was a container with the usual condiments, plus a large bottle of Extra Virgin olive oil (comes from very ugly olives), some chilli oil and a peppercorn grinder. Placemats on the tablecloths and linen napkins complete the picture.

The menu is small, as is the restaurant itself, and while perusing it I ordered a Singha Gold, which was readily available at 50 baht. The first pages of the menu cover drinks, starting off with local beers 50-65 baht, Thai whiskey 35-40 baht a shot, spirits and cocktails, generally around 100 baht and some wines by the glass 85 baht.

The food section is in Italian, with English explanations, and begins with traditional Italian items under the heading of “Something Light”. These range in price between 60-160 baht and covers Bruschetta, Mozzarella Caprese, a cold plate and a seafood salad. The next section is spaghetti and pasta, with numerous varieties all ranging in price between 120-170 baht. These include Penne, Ravioli, Spaghetti, Lasagne and Trendette.

But it was for a pizza I had come (unannounced, I might add) and the pizza section has seventeen varieties on offer with both large and small sizes. These range in price between 100-200 for the large (generally about 180 baht) and 50-120 for the small, with the usual around 80 baht. At the end there is a very small Thai section with six items between 55-120 baht. There is also a small separate menu with ice cream and gelati.

I chose a small Proscuitto Funghi which the menu said was made with mozzarella, ham and mushrooms and sat back to wait. In the outdoors section was a group of American sailors, who were obviously enjoying theirs so I sat back and enjoyed the Singha Gold.

About half way through the bottle, the young lass from the pizza oven at the front appeared with an 8 inch pizza (yes, that’s a small one!), covered in ham and mushrooms. Now when I say “ham” I mean “ham”. Real home carved ham, not the slippery pressed supermarket variety you get so used to getting these days. I excitedly cut the pizza into sections and began.

The pizza base was thin, in the traditional way, the mozzarella nicely melted, dripping festoons of cheese as you pull the section away. The taste was wonderful and it had all been made for me, right there and then on the spot in Naklua!

The lady in charge asked whether it was “aroy”. I assured her that it was “aroy maak”, just as I can assure the readers that if they want a real pizza, prepared in the traditional way and fired in a genuine pizza oven, try the Il Mulino. It gets Miss Terry’s personal seal of approval. Need I say more?

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Animal Crackers: Crickets, by Jimminy!

by Mirin MacCarthy

Cricket call

What insect hears with its elbows, has wings but does not fly and calls all night long? A male cricket of course!

Crickets make great temporary classroom pets if you make sure they have an aquarium with a tight lid, some moist (but not wet) soil, and several hiding places, such as small plant pots on their side. They are fed with fresh fruits, crushed dog biscuits, and a little bone meal or calcium to prevent cannibalism. Water can be provided on a small sponge.

Musicians

Each type of cricket varies the speed of chirps depending on the air temperature. They will also respond to different musical instruments and different pitches of sound. The chirp we hear is made by the friction of rubbing their wing covers together. The chirp is most noticeable during warm summer evenings and continues into the autumn.

Cricket Calls

Only the male calls with its familiar chirp, which is designed to defend their territories and attract a mate. They do this by rubbing a structure called a file located on their leg, and a scraper on their wing. You can make a similar sound by rubbing a file against the edge of a tin can. Scientists used to believe that chirp we hear was their way of communicating with each other. Now they know that male crickets are able to make a high pitched sound which humans cannot hear. It is these sounds which they use to talk, but only to other male crickets.

Male crickets make three kinds of calls: calling note to defend their territory, an aggressive chirp to tell other male intruders to move on, and a quieter call which announces their presence to deaf females!

If another male ignores the warning chirp, the cricket who has been invaded will run and attack the intruder until either he runs away or one of them is injured and sometimes killed. Female crickets are, in fact, deaf, and some types rely on the smell given off by the male as he raises his wing covers to make his call. Perhaps they should try roll-on deodorants!

Wings but Not for Flying

Underneath the wing covers are modified wings. They are so modified that the cricket cannot fly. Instead it scrambles and hops about in long grass. The bristles on their legs help them to grip the long grass to scurry away from predators.

Cricket Dinner

Crickets are eaten by small owls, birds, snakes, mice, frogs, raccoons, opossums and many other creatures. They are important creatures in the food chain - for others.

You can try crickets yourself at web site http.://www.flukerfarms.com. Fluker Farms are suppliers of delicious oven roasted crickets covered with chocolate to create one truly unforgettable exotic snack. Each individually wrapped, chocolate covered cricket comes with an exclusive “I ATE A BUG CLUB” button.

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Down The Iron Road: Compound Locomotives 5 - World Wide!

by John D. Blyth

I make no apology for spending four weeks on French compound locomotives; the French, after all, provided the first successful compound and brought the system to high degree of perfection. I now have about 900 words to cover the rest of the world! It may be best to start by listing the countries which never saw a compound locomotive: the list is surprisingly short, even if some ‘near misses’ are included. I can only think of the following: Thailand, Luxembourg, Lebanon, Iran, Sierra Leone, Cameroon and some minor South American States. Some very near misses could be the Netherlands, who had just one (but the builders Werkspoor of Amsterdam built some fine express 4-6-2s and some 2-8-8-0 Mallets for their 1067mm gauge lines in colonial Java); Burma who largely followed Indian practice, but had a curiosity in the form of a compound Garratt articulated locomotive, but I find at the last moment that they also bought 22 0-6-6-0 Malletts from Britain; Malaysia - 2 Malletts intended for Russia; Palestine, which had just four 0-4-4-0 Mallets on the narrow-gauge Jaffa-Jerusalem line; Iran, which somehow came by four Golsdorf type 2-cylinder compounds of typical Austrian appearance; New Zealand, which had one unsuccessful special locomotive for a mountain line; and Australia with which must be included Tasmania as that small island accounted for all five-three Malletts and the original two Garratt locomotives, which were rare compounds for their type.

Tandem compound 2-8-0 by Brooks, of Dunkirk, New Jersey, built 1892.

So near to France, and yet the railways of Britain did not embrace compounding with much favour; of all the main line railways whose independence ended with the 1923 amalgamation to make the four groups whose names are still familiar, the lines serving the south coast of England did not have a compound between them other than the Great Western’s three ‘Frenchmen’, and two tandem compounds, best forgotten. The five companies forming the railways of Scotland could only muster one compound between them: this was the old locomotive that had been recovered from the bed of the River Tay after the collapse of the first Tay Bridge in 1879, and which was then rebuilt as a tandem compound as an experiment. In England only the Midland Railway and the LMS of which was to form part, took up the compound system keenly, with a reasonably successful 3-cylinder 4-4-0 design by Johnson, simplified by his successor, Deely, and eventually numbering no less than 240 examples. A near miss was a proposal of 1924 on similar lines as a 4-6-0, but much more fearsome was design for a 4-cylinder compound 4-6-2 and a companion 2-8-2 for freight work. The orders for these monsters of 1926 were stopped just in time!

The original Midland/LMS Compound 4-4-0, in service until B.R days as it appears in preservation.

Passing quickly by the reign of terror on the North Western, when Webb’s compounds were storming the West Coast lines, we will just note that on the other side of the country the Great Northern and Great Central had a few compounds each, whilst the North Eastern under the two Wordsells, compounded a number of small freight engines – all right for long slow runs, but too slow for much shunting. And both ‘halves’ of Ireland had some compounds, the north even on the narrow gauge, under engineer Bowman Malcolm, chief engineer at age 21.

Spain, Portugal and Belgium were so close to France that some ideas would cross the frontiers, so all had de Glehn type locomotives, which on the wide Iberian gauge looked little different from the home product. Germany, too, had de Glehns, but local ideas from von Borries and from the Maffei works in Munich also prevailed; German practices were also to the fore in most Balkan lands. Greece only had compounds on the metre gauge Peloponnesus and Attica lines, on tank locomotives later made ‘simple’. All the Scandinavian systems had at least some compounds; I had almost put ‘nil’ against Finland until I recalled an ancient 2-cylinder 2-6-0 seen in 1962 at Hyvinkไไ works and which was a compound too. The Austro-Hungarian empire took much from Germany, but had a great engineer, Karl G๖lsdorf, who saw merit in the compound system and used it in engines up to a classic 2-12-0; few lasted long after his death.

We must not stop long over Russia and China except to record that, once again thanks to Anatole Mallet, both had a smattering of compounds, but also some of orthodox type, and in China one of the early railways had been built and was owned by the French, who equipped it with pure de Glehn locomotives! Railways in North Africa also toyed with compounds of various breeds; The Kenya-Uganda had some British-built Malletts, and under German rule Tanganyika had 0-4-4-0 Mallets which were unmistakable in their German parenthood. Mozambique harboured a solitary and derelict Mallet for some years, which had allegedly worked on the Trans-Zambezi Railway. The great system which served the Union of South Africa used bigger and bigger Mallets, all of course compounds, until they discovered the superiority of the Garratt. I find no evidence of compounds in Angola, and only a few small ones in the remaining African states.

Heavy haul on the Norfolk & Western, a compound 2-8-8-2 Y6b, of which building continued to the end of steam in the USA.

In the small space that remains we must deal with the Americas! Canada had only six compound Mallets, preferring to go for very big ‘rigid’ locomotives, the 2-10-4 being favourite. One of these was a compound, although the books usually ignore it: this was one of only five locomotives ever built with the Scmidt-Henschel three-stage boiler; curiously this was one of the three that enjoyed small success - the real failures being in the USA and Britain.

The USA had begun playing with compound systems before the advent of the first compound Mallet in 1904; tandem compound systems had quite a vogue, mainly, but not only for freight work; this was one way to avoid a crank axle despite four cylinders, by placing high and low, one behind the other on either side of the engine, with the pistons for each in ‘line astern’ on a common rod. There was a tendency to cast the cylinders in pairs instead of separately, which made maintenance very difficult, and even made lubrication a problem.

Samuel Vauclain of the great Baldwin works had another solution which was to avoid crank axles by putting the cylinders above one another outside the frames, the two piston rods driving each side on to a common crosshead and thence a common connecting rod. This worked remarkably well, even on high speed locomotives, but there was a limit on size.

Typical Vauclain compound from the Baldwin works with superimposed cylinders.

The compound Mallet was seen as the answer to the power problem, but low pressure cylinders finally reached a diameter of four feet, no less, and the difficulty of controlling the weight of these as they sought to swing the pivoted front unit from side to side led unavoidably to the ‘simple Mallet’ with all cylinders the same size. They are not part of this story, but some of them could run safely at 80mph, against the 35-40mph now just safe with a compound. Yet the latter, still seen as superior as load-movers, were built until the end of USA steam.

The major lines in South America’s many states also went for compound Mallets until beaten by the size and weight difficulties, but the once British owned railways of the Argentine also went for a big and interesting program of 2-cylinder compounds, even suburban tank locomotives and ten-coupled types for heavy freight work being quite successful on such an unusual arrangement, some being made even better by the modifications of that disciple of Chapelon, the late L. Dante Porter.

Comments welcome at PO Box 97 in Pattaya 20260, and next week something quite different.

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