Hillary
Will she still love me when I’m 64? (Beatles)
Dear Hillary, She’s beautiful. She even helps me put on my socks. She is sexy. She tells me all the time she will look...
Cheap Charlie looking for inexpensive lady!
Dear Hillary, Found the nice girl and now looking for somewhere to go for the first date. She’s in her late 20’s, likes music,...
Oooh! An invitation from a sexy man.
Dear Hillary, Happy New Year, though I’m about a month late! I’ll be back in Party Town by March and I’ve learned not to...
The patter of tiny feet?
Dear Hillary, Need your words of wisdom here. My GF is the sweetest thing and a delight to be with. We only have one...
The Big O makes a come-back
Dear Hillary, I was being sarcastic in describing myself as a ‘Roy Orbison Tribute Artiste’; I am an elderly, severely sight impaired Englishman; I...
Dowries again
Dear Hillary, My Thai GF has been living with me for six months, and I have been up to her home town to meet...
Here we go again
Dear Hillary, Welcome to 2016 which will have lots of the same problems as 2015. I already have the son of some friends back...
When enough is enough
Dear Hillary, My live-in GF has started going out with “the girls” and getting back at 2 a.m., then 3 a.m. and even later...
Left with a red face
Dear Hillary, I’ve noticed a lot of Thai girls go red in the face when drinking beer. Is it just that their (sic) ...




