Now playing in Pattaya
War Horse: US, Drama/ History/ War – Steven Spielberg’s ode
to horses and World War I trench warfare. Fine adventure story, beautifully
handled and photographed, told by a master at engaging your emotions. But for me
it’s way too pretty a picture for a setting of such horror. Take it as a great
kid’s story and adventure film. Stars Emily Watson and David Thewlis. Generally
favorable reviews. Pattaya Beach only.
Safe House: (Scheduled.) US/ South Africa, Action/
Crime/ Mystery/ Thriller – A young CIA agent is tasked with looking after a
fugitive in a safe house. But when the safe house is attacked, he finds himself
on the run with his charge. With Denzel Washington, Robert Patrick, and Ryan
Reynolds. Denzel does not play a nice guy in this film at all; be warned. Rated
R in the US for strong violence throughout and some language. No reviews yet.
The Woman in Black: (Scheduled.) UK/ Canada/ Sweden,
Drama/ Horror/ Thriller – With Ciarแn Hinds and Daniel Radcliffe. Radcliffe
plays against his Harry Potter stereotype very nicely in this well-crafted
thriller that is slow and features chills, not gore. He plays a young lawyer who
travels to a remote English village where he discovers that the vengeful ghost
of a scorned woman is terrorizing the locals. Generally favorable reviews.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace: (Scheduled.)
US, Action/ Adventure/ Fantasy/ Sci-Fi – The recounting of the beginning of the
Star Wars story, from 1999, tinkered with by director and writer George Lucas,
and recast in 3D, in what you have to assume is a superb transformation. Don’t
miss the opportunity to see this classic again on the big screen. Mixed or
average reviews for the 1999 original.
The Lady: (Scheduled.) France/ UK, Biography/ Drama –
This is the story of Aung San Suu Kyi, the woman who is at the core of Burma’s
democracy movement. Stars Michelle Yeoh and David Thewlis (who gives a sterling,
brilliant performance as her husband – much better than the poor script
deserves); directed by Luc Besson. Rated R in the US for violence, including
some bloody images; 13+ in Thailand. Mixed or average reviews. I think it’s a
ploddingly conventional tribute to the heroic Burmese activist. Besson seems out
of his element here, with the result that his film is dull. But, even
imperfectly told, Aung San Suu Kyi’s story remains astonishingly powerful and
moving.
Man on a Ledge: US, Crime/ Thriller – As a police
psychologist works to talk down an ex-con who is threatening to jump from a
Manhattan hotel rooftop, the biggest diamond heist ever committed is in motion.
The previews play heavily on the fear of falling, making one who is afraid of
heights, like me, very uncomfortable indeed. Stars Sam Worthington, Elizabeth
Banks, and Jamie Bell. Mixed or average reviews, saying that uninspired acting
and preposterous plotlines defuse it’s mildly intriguing premise. English,
except Thai-dubbed at Big C.
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island: US, Action/ Adventure/
Family/ Fantasy/ Sci-Fi – A follow-up to the 2008 Journey to the Center of
the Earth. Josh Hutcherson, reprising his role from the first film, receives
a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist.
He partners with his mom’s boyfriend on a mission to find the source of the
signal, which they think was sent by his missing grandfather. With Dwayne
Johnson and Michael Caine. Mixed or average reviews. In 3D and 2D at Pattaya
Beach, 3D at Major, and both 3D (Thai-dubbed) and 2D (English) at Big C..
What’s Your Number?: US, Comedy/ Romance – With Anna Faris,
Chris Evans, Ari Graynor, and Blythe Danner. Faris’ character runs into one of
her exes who is now a Prince Charming, so she decides to look up all of her exes
to see if any of them have changed for the better. When she has trouble locating
them all, she asks her neighbor, who sleeps with women every night and sneaks
out the morning after to avoid talking to them, to help her in her search for
the perfect man among her twenty ex-lovers. Rated R in the US for sexual content
and language; 13+ in Thailand. Generally unfavorable reviews, saying in general
it’s full of lively and crude sexual banter, and discussions of hookups and sex.
Reviews say the film is funnier and more accessible than you might imagine, and
certainly keeps the genre headed in an ever-dirtier direction. Pattaya Beach
only.
First Kiss / Rak Sud Tai Pai Na: Thai, Drama/ Romance – In
this romantic comedy, a single girl, 25, meets a grade-12 boy student on a bus.
Fate plays trick with them when, minutes after they met, they accidentally kiss
as they both try to stick their heads out the same window to watch a roadside
accident. He is now determined to win her heart, despite his inexperience and
the age difference. Can a high-schooler court an office girl? Will the boy have
enough romantic tricks in his bag to win the heart of the older woman? Will this
movie give you the answer? Thai only at all locations.
Underworld 4: Awakening: US, Action/ Fantasy/ Horror – To
gauge from the previews, it’s more of the same, so if you’ve been enthralled by
the epic battle between Vampires and Lycans, as delineated so noisily and
violently in the first three episodes, then this is for you. Kate Beckinsale,
star of the first two films, returns in the lead role as the vampire warrioress
Selene, who escapes imprisonment to find herself in a world where humans have
discovered the existence of both Vampire and Lycan clans, and are conducting an
all-out war to eradicate both species. Rated R in the US for strong violence and
gore, and for some language; 15+ in Thailand. In 2D only now, English at Pattaya
Beach, Thai-dubbed at Big C; not at Major. Mixed or average reviews, saying in
general there’s more vapid action and less story in this installment, which
makes the whole affair feel inconsequential.
ATM Er Rak Error: Thai, Comedy – This Thai Romantic Comedy
has to do with a wayward ATM machine that gives out too much cash. Number one in
Thailand, and a big hit. English subtitles all locations.
Panya Raenu 2: Thai, Comedy/ Drama – The sequel to Panya
Raenu, continuing the story of friendship between Panya and Raenu. This time
they’ve added the popular Petchtai Wongkamlao (Mum Jokmok), and Tukkie to the
cast. Now shown in Thai-only.
Contraband: US/ UK, Action/ Crime/ Drama/ Thriller – To
protect his brother-in-law from a drug lord, a former smuggler heads to Panama
to score millions of dollars in counterfeit bills. With Mark Wahlberg, Giovanni
Ribisi, and Kate Beckinsale. Rated R in the US for violence, pervasive language,
and brief drug use; 18+ in Thailand. Mixed or average reviews, saying that, as
mindless action capers go, this is a little less mindless than some. Not at Big
C.