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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd. Nominated for the Lorenzo Natali Prize

Can the Past help with the Future? Part 1

Books of quotations are full of it:

- “The only unknown is the history that you have not yet read” – President Harry S. Truman

- “It is my experience of the past that unveils the future to me” – Napoleon

- “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it” – George Santayana

- “If men could learn from history, what lessons it might teach us!” – S.T. Coleridge

As regular readers of this column are well aware, I do believe in history and that you can use it to help with the future. Yes, people like me always cover their backsides with such statements as, “Past performance is not a guide to future performance and the value of investments can rise as well as fall.” This will usually be found stuck away in the small print of any financial brochure as well.

However, without doubt, financial markets are cyclical and if you read about what has happened before in economic history then you can learn from it.

For instance, there is a good argument to be had by stating that America is now where Britain was one hundred years ago. Back then Britain ruled the waves and thought it was king of the world’s financial markets. The United States thinks the same today. However, no empire, whether military or financial lasts forever - just as the Romans or Lehmans did not.

However, when compared to Great Britain, the United States of America is a young country, and like all of those with the exuberance of youth does not to pay much attention to the lessons of history. This is a shame. They would learn a lot. Yes, it would be difficult. Yes, it could be brutal. But it would be worth it. As stated above, no power goes on in perpetuity. Countries and companies along with those that run them can become fat and lazy. Discipline goes out the window and they look for a quick fix to make everything look right. As Bill Bonner put it recently, “Economic and political vulnerability go hand in hand. Remember, without a strong economy, a nation’s international standing, standard of living, national security, and even its domestic tranquility will suffer over time.”

Some Americans suffer from the same blind ignorance and arrogance that us British did a hundred years ago when we thought the sun would never set on the empire. Well, we got that well wrong and, unless there is a radical change of thought this will happen to the USA over the next decade or so. Actually, you only have to go back less than twenty years to see the demise of one economic system and that was the end of the Soviet empire. There is constant evolution in this world and we must face up to change or perish by not doing so.

We know the world of finance and running businesses can be vicious. Like countries and empires they come and go as well. Just look at the companies which were in the first Dow Jones index in 1896. There were a dozen of them and, it was believed at the time, they would be operating until the end of days. Well, 114 years later, only General Electric remains. If America cannot learn from this then what can it learn from? They will go the way of Rome, Britain and all the other global powerhouses of the last two thousand years.

To continue with the comparison between the UK and the US, at the start of the 20th Century, Britain was seen as the only real global superpower and, because of this, was expected to be the world’s policeman. It was happy to fulfill this role until World War I came along and basically bankrupted the country. Fortunately for the world the US was there to step into the breach and has continued to be the benign protector ever since - although some do say that comes at a pretty steep price. The question is though, for how much longer? Britain’s role came to an end due to exterior forces. Maybe the US can better be compared to Rome which eventually collapsed for various reasons such as sloth, decline in moral standards, an army and navy no longer capable of doing its job, loss of control of its national borders and the complete disintegration of fiscal control by the senate (government). Does this sound familiar?

More comparisons are there for all to see if they would only look at them. A world power which relies on another nation or nations for its financial well being is prone to vulnerability. This can be seen when the UK and French went into Suez in 1956. The then Soviet Union said it would come in on the side of the Egyptians thus turning a local affair into a potential Third World War. America did not want this and as they still controlled the large majority of both British and French foreign debt told the two countries to withdraw because, if they did not, the US would sell off its holdings in their currencies which basically meant they would be worthless. Britain and France got out of Egypt as quickly as they could.

Whilst it is true that the US Dollar has never been threatened in such a way, it has become more and more vulnerable over the last twenty years with Middle Eastern countries and China buying the Greenback in quantities that has never before been seen. If they all decided to sell at the same time this would inevitably mean a massive exodus from the US Dollar on a global basis. This, in turn, would lead to a huge drop in its value as well as much higher interest rates.

America may well cope with this scenario if it ever actually came to pass. After all, it has coped with the Great Depression of the 1930s, the oil problems of the 1970s and what happened only a couple of years ago. The question lies in will they be able to deal with any future challenges.

To be continued…

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Is this the end of the SLR?

A few years ago now, I not only wrote about the so-called ‘Bridge’ cameras, but I bought one as well. A still camera that could go from 35 mm to 410 mm, all in one lens. Image stabilization, instant image display, and even limited video performance and all the usual bells and whistles. Apart from a shutter delay which makes sports action shots difficult (but not impossible) and an on-camera flash which has about as much fire power as the average match, I have been very happy with it. However, the DSLR group continues to be the best seller.

This was radical at one time!

But all that is going to change, as has been demonstrated by Canon at the World Expo 2010 in Shanghai, with their provocatively named “Wonder Camera” concept. This camera was the star of the show as far as photography was concerned, and was Canon’s idea of what your camera will be like in 20 years time, and its capabilities.

It was not a ‘super DSLR’, in fact, quite the opposite, being more akin to today’s bridge cameras, but even more close to a video camera idea with still image capture.

The lens capability exceeds my 35 - 410 mm by far, with this concept camera going from macro to 5,000 mm with the one lens. With our current technology, even if we could make a 5,000 mm lens, it would be the size of a small bazooka, and weigh something that it would take a top ranked weightlifter to take out of the camera bag. And it would need a camera capable of 1/5000th of a second shutter speed to provide a reasonably sharp image. And it would be necessary to mount the camera on a tripod similar to the Sydney Harbor Bridge. With our current state of the art equipment, it would require several lenses.

What makes this camera even more amazing, is that it is claimed that a tripod is not necessary - you can hand-hold at 5,000 mm and the camera’s image stabilization system keeps everything sharp. That is certainly way beyond the ability of any of the current image stabilization systems in use. Canon admits that this is not currently possible, but Canon believes that within 20 years it will be. With the advances in phone technology in the past 20 years, this does not take too much of a leap of imagination, does it?

So far, I have been just looking at this concept as an extension of a bridge camera, but that is not correct either. It is actually a very high resolution video camera, which allows for very high resolution still image capture.

We are told that everything in the frame is kept in focus, and so any still image is also in focus, and that includes just using part of the screen image. Currently we do have still image capture but it does not give sharp quality images. But then, Canon says that in two decades, they will have the technology that will be able to do it.

The concept camera also shows no buttons or dials and instead, looks to be operated by a large touchscreen, which is only radical through its size.

This new concept is then not a DSLR, nor is it a bridge camera. In many ways, it is more akin to a television broadcast camera in its zoom capabilities, but without the need for a lens the size of a bazooka or a video style tripod. Canon, however, are suggesting that this will be a consumer level camera, which would mean that the SLR concept will not continue. When one ‘super’ lens will do the job of several, who will stick to the old SLR systems?

What has to be remembered, however, is that this camera is still just a concept. The abilities demonstrated at the World Expo 2010 in Shanghai does not mean that Canon can do everything the concept hinted at. By leaning heavily on current technology and mating it with WiFi capture, it is then possible to simulate what this concept might be able to achieve in two decades. The future looks exciting.


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Dengue Fever - once more!

Aedes aegypti, the mosquito which carries the Dengue virus is here again. With a vengeance.

At the time of writing this column, there are five westerners in my hospital with Dengue Fever. This is not an isolated group that caught it from drinking out of damp glasses in the same bar. The actual figures for Thailand are 32 deaths and 29,432 cases so far this year. Last year, there were 180 cases in Northern Thailand alone and 10 fatalities. That’s more than died from the dreaded SARS epidemic that had people cringing in their homes afraid to go out without a gas mask.

So, despite my previous pleas (and those of the Public Health Department), Dengue Fever and its potentially fatal variant, Dengue Hemorrhagic Fever (DHF) is still with us. The latest figures have now prompted me to repeat my advice on this subject. If you remember reading about it before, I apologize, but the subject matter is very important. This is an important ailment that can be avoided.

However, first you should understand a little more about Dengue. It was first described in 1780 by a Benjamin Rush in Philadelphia (so it didn’t start here) when the name Break Bone Fever was applied, with the symptoms of pain in the bones and rise in temperature. The name “Dengue” came in 1828 during an epidemic in Cuba. The new name was a Spanish attempt at a Swahili phrase “ki denga pepo” which describes a sudden cramping seizure caused by an evil spirit! Let me assure you that the local brand of Dengue Fever owes nothing to spirits, evil, bottled or otherwise.

Like Malaria, the virus is carried by mosquitoes, this time by one called Aedes aegypti. The virus itself is related to Japanese encephalitis, Murray Valley encephalitis and Yellow fever, and there are four “serotypes” or subgroups of it.

The mosquito lays its eggs in water containers, preferring the clean water found in water tanks and pots, in the saucers under pot plants and even under the pet’s food dish. Inside discarded car tyres is another favorite spot. These mosquitoes are not of the adventurous type and feed during the day and spend their time within 200 meters of their hatchery. Consequently, the eradication of any local breeding areas becomes very important towards maintaining your own health, as you can see. Keep your home free from lying water for a radius of 200 meters and you’re looking good!

Simple Dengue (if you can call it that) has an incubation period of around four to seven days and then the full blown symptoms of high fever and headache begin. The headache is usually behind the eyes and is made worse by eye movement. From there the pains progress to the limbs with acute muscle pains, which gave it the old name “Break Bone Fever”. Interestingly, some patients complain of a metallic taste in the mouth. (Please don’t ask - I have no idea why!)

On the other hand, Dengue Hemorrhagic Fever (DHF) can certainly be fatal! It appears that Serotype 2 may be the culprit here, but does not usually produce DHF unless you have been previously bitten by types 1, 3 or 4. In addition to the symptoms of Classical Dengue the skin begins to bruise very easily as the blood hemorrhages into the skin. Children are also more susceptible to this than adults. This also becomes much more of an emergency and is best treated in the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) of your favorite hospital.

With our ability to treat the viral ailments being very limited, the defense against the Dengue virus lies in the preventive measures. The other precautions are to wear long trousers and long sleeved shirts, especially at sun up and sun down, when the mosquito is at its most ravenous. The other factor to remember is “D” for Dengue and “D” for DEET. DEET is the magic ingredient in mosquito repellents, so when you go to buy some, check the label - if it has DEET, then get it. And then remember to use it!


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,

There’s plenty of places for men to enjoy the company of the opposite sex around here, but where do ladies go for company? I’m not looking for a long term commitment, but just some fun evenings. I’m English and all I want is some good conversation, a couple of drinks and no heavy stuff. Is this possible, or am I looking for something that isn’t there?
Mandy

Dear Mandy,
I think you are confusing your aspirations with the local capabilities, my Petal. You are in Thailand. The people here all speak a language known as pasa Thai. The number of Thai males working in the bars who can actually converse in English would be very small. For that matter, the number of ladies working in the bar that can speak good conversational English is also very small, after you get past “Hello sexy man. Sit down please. Buy me cola?” I am sure that many of the ‘boy bars’ and nightclubs could offer you drinks, some fun evenings with no commitment, and the ‘stuff’ gets as heavy as you (the customer) wants. However, remember you pay for the fun, just as you do in any bar in Thailand. The staff are ‘professional’, if you know what I mean.

Dear Hillary,
About the guy with bad breath: Many times persistent bad breath is caused by bacteria on the tongue. He should brush his lady’s best friend before retiring and then a quick mouthwash in the a.m. would solve his problem.
Your fan,
Utah Ken

Dear Utah Ken,
I see that with your interest in this problem, you must be a cunning linguist. Clever you! I’m sure that after this news the sufferer will already be at it, toothbrush in hand and mouthwash beside the bed for the morning, with spittoon handily placed. I wish him luck.

Dear Hillary,
When you meet someone and you know they are the right person for you, it doesn’t matter whether they work in a bar or work in a university. That’s it, they are the one. You are in love. You go on a lot about finding good Thai women, but they are really all the same, so don’t keep on about it. If your girl comes from a bar, just enjoy and ignore the advice from silly old people like Hillary.
James

Dear James,
What a silly mixed up young boy you are. You are not describing “love” to me, Petal, you are describing infatuation. You are ignoring the fact that girls who work in the bars frequented by foreigners are in it for the money. Nobody forces them to work there. They are there to get the money out of the foreign purse. So if you put yourself in that environment (sorry about the big words, darling, but you can look it up later), undoubtedly a young inexperienced male like you will fall “in love” with a lady from the bar. It has been said many times, and this is not a Hillary original, but you can take a girl out of the bar, but you can’t take the bar out of the girl. However, as you say, “just enjoy”, but do listen to the advice from this silly old person. I have seen more than you have, many times over.

Dear Hillary,
Is possible that a letter from Germany are not arriving the receiver or right target? I meet a nice Thai girl in the last holiday and the friendship between us are deepens already. I write in the such time several letters to my girlfriend and she write to me back. And we have no problems until now. The last letter I write on May but no answer. Inside the letter 1,000 baht and some picture of me. I ringed to my girl at the bar but she said there is no letter coming from me. What will I do? Your newspaper are my only help for my Heartbreak Situation. I talk with other people who are stay in Thailand before and they talk to me that some girls just lying. But I am really desperate and I only want to know what is true or not, because I love she very much. Have maybe somebody of the Post staff stolen the letter or anybody else? So now I want to know your meaning about this sadden situation. I am thank you and I looking forward of an answer of you to me.
Heartbroken Helmut

Dear Heartbroken Helmut,
Unfortunately I have heard from many people that letters containing money go missing. The answer is to disguise the fact that there may be money in the letter by putting it inside a card or a small magazine. That way when the letter is held up to a bright light you cannot see the money inside, but there are other ways of sending money over here which are much safer too. Your girlfriend at the bar will know them all, or her friends will. Perhaps it might be better to save your money so that you can get over here more often. I don’t think your girlfriend is lying. For 1,000 baht, no. For a million - well that’s another story.


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya

Inception: US/ UK, Drama/ Mystery/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – Wow! Is this a movie and a half! A true action film, with car chases and gunfights, but for the thinking man! It’s a puzzle in a maze, and very exciting, to the emotions and the mind. I loved it! Has garnered a raft of ecstatic reviews from those attuned to Christopher Nolan’s brand of mind games, and for those who appreciate his sort of thing, this is certainly a not-to-be-missed event. Starring Leonardo DiCaprio in another in his string of outstanding state-of-the-art acting jobs. It’s written, directed, and produced by Christopher Nolan, so it’s his baby entirely, and it’s a worthy successor to his memorable Memento and his dark action film, The Dark Knight. About controlling a person through messing with his dreams. Highly recommended! See it multiple times to get more of what’s going on; no one will ever get it all. Early reviews: generally favorable. Big C also has a Thai-dubbed version.

Gregory Woo stars as the wizard Sun-Lok in “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice”.

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice: Directed by Jon Turteltaub (National Treasure 1 & 2). You remember the plot: A sorcerer leaves his workshop in the hands of his apprentice, who gets into trouble when the broomstick he’s tasked to do his chores for him somehow develops a mind of its own. Well, anyway that’s the plot of the segment in Walt Disney’s Fantasia, which is supposedly the origin of this movie. Which in turn is based on the late 1890s symphonic poem by Paul Dukas and the 1797 Johann Wolfgang von Goethe ballad. It is said that the idea was mostly Nicolas Cage’s, who wanted to make a feature length movie based upon the Fantasia segment. The cast is made up of Nicolas Cage as Balthazar Blake, a sorcerer and computer simulation expert, based on the magician Yen Sid portrayed in Fantasia; newcomer Jay Baruchel as Dave Stutler, an average college student who becomes Blake’s apprentice – he is based on the character played by Mickey Mouse in Fantasia; and Alfred Molina as Maxim Horvath, an evil magician. Mixed or average reviews.

Pop Star / Duang Antarai: Thai, Drama – An ordinary girl becomes involved in the life of a Thai superstar with unexpected results. Rated 18+ in Thailand (has shocking (!?) images of a nude and large-breasted woman). Not at Major Cineplex.

8E88 / Fan Lala: Thai, Comedy – On the eve of his wedding, the groom is arrested as the assassin of a politician. He claims to be innocent, but is taken to the dreaded “Zone 8E88” where he will be induced to tell the truth. A prison comedy, if that’s your thing. (Has shocking (!?) images of very large-breasted drag queens.) Not at Major Cineplex; in Thai only at Big C.

Tukky: Thai, Comedy, Romance – Thai fantasy tale of an ugly princess in a magical land.

Arch-villain Gru, right, is shown in a scene from “Despicable Me”.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse: US, Fantasy/ Romance/ Thriller – The pack is back again! In this episode, Bella is forced to choose between her love for Edward (heartthrob Robert Pattinson, a vampire) and her friendship with Jacob (heartthrob Taylor Lautner, member of the Quileute Wolfpack) – knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the struggle between vampire and wolfpack, and a tissy fit between fans of each. Mixed or average reviews. Thai-dubbed at Big C.

Despicable Me (3D): US, Animation/ Family – This first film from a new animation shop set up at Universal captures much of what one likes about Pixar cartoons, but with a bit of a European sensibility. Though it’s an American story, it was a Spanish animator’s idea, and realized by a French animation house. It’s funny, clever, and filled with memorable characters, all about a super villain, voiced by Steve Carell, who is planning the biggest heist in the history of the world: he’s going to steal the moon. Three little orphan girls challenge his plans. Generally favorable reviews. At Pattaya Beach only.

Predators: US, Action/ Adventure/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – I enjoyed this! I’m not a particular fan of this sort of action film, but I found it quite entertaining. I was impressed by the fun the actors seemed to be having with their characters (Lawrence Fishburne especially giving a deliciously-chewed performance!). I thought the photography was striking, the mood nicely tense and forbidding, and the music fascinating. Starring Adrien Brody, and directed by Hungarian filmmaker Nimrod Antal (Kontroll). Rock-solid, old-school thrills. Mixed or average reviews. Big C also has a Thai-dubbed version.

Knight and Day: US, Action/ Comedy/ Thriller – The film where Tom Cruise gets to be charming again, after a considerable absence. And he is, with charisma to spare. I found it pleasantly amusing, as much a cute rom-com as an action flick. Mixed or average reviews. Thai-dubbed at Big C.

The Karate Kid: US/ China, Action/ Drama/ Family/ Sport – Even worse than I had imagined. Filmed in Beijing emphasizing tourism sites, which the Chinese required; turns out that’s the best part. Generally favorable reviews. Not at Big C.

The A-Team: US, Action/ Adventure/ Thriller – A big-screen version of the TV series, which captures the superficial and noisy spirit of the original. There were actually spots I enjoyed, here and there between the noisy action scenes. A group of Iraq War veterans looks to clear their name with the US military, who suspect the four men of committing a crime – they were actually framed. Going “rogue,” the colorful team utilizes their unique talents to try and clear their names and find the true culprits. Starring Liam Neeson and Jessica Biel. Rated 18+. Mixed or average reviews. Not at Big C.

Sorry Saranghaeyo: Thai/ South Korea, Comedy/ Romance – A Thai woman is obsessed with Korean styles and one Korean heartthrob in particular, and travels to South Korea to saturate herself in all things Korean. Directed by Poj Arnon (Bangkok Love Story (2007)), who says that this is his first film about a man and woman in love. He’s known for his Katoey comedies and gay love stories. Not at Major Cineplex.

Prince of Persia: US, Action/ Adventure/ Fantasy/ Romance – An old-style Arabian Nights story, set in medieval Persia when a nefarious nobleman (a deliciously villainous Ben Kingsley) covets the Sands of Time, a magical dagger that allows its possessor to turn back time. Starring Jake Gyllenhaal and a quite appealing Gemma Arterton. Mixed or average reviews. Pattaya Beach only, if still playing.


Staying happy in Paradise - the Counseling Corner

Couples in Pattaya

Richard L. Fellner

Statistics and observations in the street show that more and more couples not only spend their holidays in Pattaya, but have also decided to retire here. Well, we live in a city that has much to offer: pleasant (though rather hot at the moment) temperatures, beach and sea, low cost of living, great food - and a rainbow of entertainment choices.

However, for most couples it turns out to be a serious challenge to maintain their balance since they have arrived in ‘paradise’. Many clients who consult me about different problems also tell me about relationship issues - some of them related to the different culture, others related to the fact that it is not equally easy for both partners to feel at home here.

Not too surprisingly, the ones who usually feel most at ease are men, perhaps due to the ‘frugality’ of the male sex. Spending all day long sitting in a chair (sipping beer) and then taking a stroll through (beer) bars at night with a few buddies would be sufficient for most of my fellow males. Women, however, tend to feel left alone and bored with such kinds of ‘recreational activities’, and will develop chronic feelings of frustration and anger. The difficulties to find like-minded people and friends don’t make the situation any easier. But: don’t give up - especially don’t give up talking to each other!

The ‘threat’ to seek counselling can sometimes result in a new impetus as well.

Richard L. Fellner is head of the Counseling Center Pattaya in Soi Kopai and offers consultations in English and German languages after making appointments at 0854 370 470.