AUTO MANIA

by Dr. Iain Corness
 

Hua Hin Vintage Car Parade

Thanks to Pattaya Classic Car Club member Jerry Coffey, we have a short report and some photographs taken at the December 2009 parade in Hua Hin. The event was staged over two days and was held at the Sofitel Centara Grand Resort and Villas with around 50 vehicles participating. There was a charity gala dinner as well as a buffet from the kitchens of Hua Hin’s five star resorts and hotels.

Darracq

For many spectators the highlight was being able to ride as passenger in some of the more notable vehicles, such as the 1904 Darracq, a similar car to the famous Genevieve, star of the 1953 movie of the same name, and the Gull-Wing Mercedes.
Interestingly, the French-built Darracq auto was created by Alexandre Darracq, a man who did not like driving cars or being driven in them. Born in Bordeaux, France, of Basque parents, Darracq preferred making bicycles, but in 1896, he wanted to develop an electric car, which he later dismissed as being “worthless.” (Wrong again, Alexandre!) After running into financial problems, his company was reformed with British capital, ultimately merging with Talbot and then Sunbeam (known as STD) before going to the wall in 1939.
Amongst the other cars in Hua Hin, was an MG TC, but probably not a factory color to my recollection, and a Morgan, also in a pleasant color but not quite stock, I believe. Morgans have featured in this column many times, and are notable as having a sliding pillar front suspension, pioneered in the early 1900’s.

Gull-Wing Mercedes 300 SL

MG TC circa 1949

Morgan sports


What makes a ‘classic’ car?
With the lead article this week being on the Hua Hin Vintage Car Parade, it brings up the question, just what is a “classic” car? In Pattaya, we have what was originally called the Classic Car Club which meets once a month at Jameson’s Irish Pub. Over the years, it has expanded to become more of just a ‘car club’ and forget the ‘classic’ side of motoring. This has, in itself, produced some very interesting debates as to what is “classic” and what is not.
A couple of years back I was approached by someone trying to work out how many classics there were down in fun-town Pattaya. My reply was, “Not many” as you very rarely see any vehicle with classic history or pedigree sitting at the side of the road, and a quick query amongst the monthly car club natter night enthusiasts revealed that very few of them owned anything which, in my opinion, were classics. The Honda Jazz, whilst being a great little car, is hardly a classic!
For me, a classic is a car which has had significant impact on motoring history. It is also a vehicle which has been out of production for a number of years, so that the manufacturer’s advertising claims and slogans have been forgotten. “Safety Fast” was on all the brochures about MG cars, but when you think about it, very few were ‘fast’ and even fewer were ‘safe’.
I believe there is a tendency in countries such as Thailand to confuse ‘old’ and ‘classic’. For example, Fiat must have sold very well in the late 1950’s and early 1960’s judging by the number of battered old Fiat 1100’s that are still around. Some of these are now half a century old – but does that make them a ‘classic’? Were the Fiat 1100’s of that era special motor cars in some way or other? Were the later Fiat 1100 D Riviera’s with the finned tail lights some technological breakthrough?
The simple answer has to be a resounding “no” on all counts. They were just mass-produced utilitarian transport, the Italian equivalent of similar motor cars built by BMC, Renault or even Nissan/Datsun.
In Thailand, these older cars have also suffered from the fact that to keep going, there has been no manufacturer’s spare parts pool, and when you lift the bonnet on one of them, you will find that the original in-line four has been replaced by that from a Toyota Corolla, or even more shuddersome, the ubiquitous Isuzu diesel!
I have never thought of myself as a purist. When I bought my 1973 911T Porsche, the first item I bought for it was a 1976 Porsche Turbo whale tail. It increased the impression ratio as I used to say. However, a Fiat 1100/Corolla is a different matter. For me, neither the car nor the power plant is classic.
For interest, here are some of my entries for a classic car category (and I am sure you can add more): 1973 Porsche RS Carrera (the forerunner of the ultimate Porsches), 1964 Mustang 289 V8 (the first of the really powerful Mustangs), 1966 Morris Cooper S (the first of the mass market pocket rockets), 1946 MG TC (first introduced sports cars for the masses to America - but ‘safety fast’?), 1958 Ferrari LM 250 (what a shape, what a noise, what a car), 1936 Cord 810 (classic Gordon Buehrig design with the coffin nose and hydraulic shifter), 1931 Mercedes SSKL (the first road car you could race and win) and the 1955 Citroen 2CV complete with canvas seats (? First car made from roofing iron!).
Of course there’s lots more, but there are not too many in Thailand, I’m afraid (though there used to be a V8 Tatra in Chiang Mai).


Autotrivia Quiz
Last week I mentioned that since Michael Schumacher is the flavor of the month, I asked what year did Schumi stand on the podium for every race? The correct answer was 2002, and not a difficult question.
So to this week. Which American auto maker manufactured bodies “in house”, but claimed they were built by an “outside” body builder? Clue: it is not Le Baron.
For the Automania FREE beer this week, be the first correct answer to email [email protected]
Good luck!


Natter Nosh and Noggin
The monthly car enthusiasts meeting will be at Jameson’s Irish Pub on Soi AR next to the Nova Park development. The car (and bike) enthusiasts meet on the second Monday of the month, so this time it is Monday (January 11) at Jameson’s at 7 p.m. This is a totally informal meeting of like-minded souls to discuss their pet motoring (and motorcycling) loves and hates. Many interesting debates come from these evenings. Come along and meet guys who have a common interest in cars and bikes, and enjoy the Jameson’s Steak night special, washed down with a few beers.


Can the world afford expensive electric cars?
Perhaps I should have begun this item by asking whether the world will be able to afford expensive oil? Price per barrel is going up once more. The sandy countries need a cash injection, and all they have to sell is underground, remember.
However, some detractors are saying that the price of an all-electric vehicle is too high for them to become the majority, and undoubtedly they are (currently) expensive. However, I always use the analogies of mobile phones and personal computers. Both initially so highly expensive, they were playthings only for the rich. Now? Everyone has at least one of each. Electric cars will be the same.

Lohner-Porsche with four in-wheel electric motors

The volume car makers are all now starting the roll-out of their electric vehicles, with the latest being the Nissan Leaf and the Mitsubishi i-mev. General Motors have the Volt, which does have a small gasoline engine to act as an on-board charger for the batteries. Incidentally, this was exactly the approach done by Dr Ferdinand Porsche in the Lohner-Porsche in 1902. Yes, 108 years ago. He was ahead of his time.
Not only are the major manufacturers producing electric cars for the mass market, but they are also producing cars for the specialized vehicle market, such as the forthcoming electrifying (sorry about the pun) supercar Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG Gullwing with AWD. It is not just by chance that Mercedes-Benz has recently forged links with the American electric supercar manufacturer Tesla.
The electric SLS is powered by four in-wheel electric motors (just as Dr. Porsche did way back then), and is almost as fast as the 6.2 liter V8 gasoline version. Mercedes claims the four electric motors generate a combined total of 392 kW of power and 880 Nm of torque. This should return zero to 100 km/h in roughly 4.0seconds, says AMG.
Volker Mornhinweg, the CEO of Mercedes-AMG GmbH, was upbeat about the performance levels of what could the first all-electric Mercedes production car.
“With the SLS AMG with electric drive, we wanted to redefine the super sports car. For us, it is not just about responsibility. We attach just as much importance to excitement and classic AMG performance,” stated Mornhinweg.
According to Mercedes, the SLS AMG’s initial pilot phase will use a liquid-cooled high voltage lithium-ion battery that has an energy content of 48 kWh and a capacity of 40 Ah.
Mercedes has not stated how recharging will be done, but plug-in technology, and aided by KERS (kinetic energy recovery system from braking), is well within the technology information available to the manufacturer, being used very effectively in the McLaren Mercedes F1 racing car.
As the sandy nations put the squeeze on the motorist’s pocket at the pumps, this will further drive the world’s automakers towards electric power. You will be buying one before 2020, believe me!

All-electric AMG SLS