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Money matters:Early winter is here (Part 7)

Graham Macdonald
MBMG International Ltd.

Over the last few weeks, we’ve covered some of the reasons why the US and global economies are in such bad shape. We’ve touched on how that would affect businesses and therefore share prices in general. However, every company is an individual and while the removal of around $ 1 trillion of trade from the global economy every year would have widespread effects, some businesses may be unaffected or may even thrive. Insolvency practitioners, bailiffs and repossession agents may be the obvious calls. Historically, in austere times, breweries tend to perform quite well and you might expect video rental stores and pizza delivery companies to benefit at the expense of cinema chains and restaurants as the world tightens its belt.
In general, we would expect the damage to be widespread. Although US and Western corporations are in reasonable shape, their share prices are predicated around the expectation of increased profits going forwards that most would be simply incapable of delivering.
Owning stocks is a claim to a future stream of free cash flows, i.e., the cash that can actually be delivered to shareholders over time after all other obligations have been satisfied, including the provision for future growth. If that future stream of cash flows is better than currently anticipated the stock price should rise, if it’s worse, the price should fall or at least rise by less than the average rate of share price increase.
The long-term earnings growth for the S&P 500 has been 6% annually. In other words, in general it is factored in that earnings will grow at a rate of 6%. This is true regardless of whether one looks back 10, 20, 50 or 100 years. Given that the average historical price/earnings ratio for the S&P 500 is 16.3 we can see that it is currently expected with stocks trading at p/e ratios still in excess of 20 that growth will be much higher than 6% per year. In the cold light of day a return to expectations of 6% long term earnings growth would require a fall in the value of US stocks of the order of 25%. A sustained expectation of low growth, no growth or negative growth would each require a correspondingly higher fall in average share prices.
“The S&P 500 still appears to be moderately over-valued vs. its long-term historical trend. This would suggest investors should expect less than normal returns. Whilst average ‘up cycle’ has been about 30 years (since 1870), the average bear market has never been less than 10 years in duration. The bear market that started in 2000 could thus extend to well beyond 2010.” - Lombard Street Research (June 2005)
Additionally, we remain unconvinced that the asset values recorded by Western companies are as attractive as they seem. Any companies holding real estate assets may need to revalue these downwards if a real estate crash goes hand in hand with a recession (as is often the case). A real estate correction would cause a further deterioration in sentiment, economic conditions and share prices.
According to estimates by The Economist, the total value of residential property in developed economies rose by more than $30 trillion over the past five years, to over $70 trillion, an increase equivalent to 100% of those countries’ combined GDPs. Not only does this dwarf any previous house-price boom, it is larger than the global stock market bubble in the late 1990s (an increase over five years of 80% of GDP) or America’s stock market bubble in the late 1920s (55% of GDP). In other words, it looks like the biggest bubble in history.” - The Economist (June 16, 2005)
“Once stocks fell, real estate became the primary outlet for the speculative frenzy that the stock market had unleashed. Where else could plungers apply their newly acquired trading talents? The materialistic display of the big house also has become a salve to bruised egos of disappointed stock investors. These days, the only thing that comes close to real estate as a national obsession is poker.” - Robert Schiller, Professor of Economics, Yale University, author of “Irrational Exuberance”.
This has allowed people to live beyond their means, as they have serially extracted equity from the increased market appraisal of their homes, while simultaneously increasing their overall level of debt, and would be a further liquidity crunch, which would cause further deterioration in economic conditions.
Furthermore, post Sarbanes-Oxley we remain sceptical of both recorded and forecasted numbers. We highlighted the discrepancy between actual numbers and ‘street’ numbers in an article entitled “Sell USA - Buy Thailand” some time ago and these fears remain. The general perception of the standards of ethics within US corporations following the various scandals may be best highlighted by the following apocryphal joke that is doing the email rounds. Almost certainly it is without any substance, but people can relate to it and almost want to believe that it’s genuine:
Young Kenny moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.”
Kenny replied, “Well, then, just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Kenny said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Kenny replied, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
Kenny said, “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he is dead.”
A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, “What happened with that dead donkey?”
Kenny said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at 2 dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Kenny said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his 2 dollars back.”
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]


Snap Shots: Making your photographs different

by Harry Flashman

There is an unfortunate tendency for photographers these days to attempt to make their photographs ‘different’ by fiddling with the image electronically using Photoshop or one of the other post-production software applications. I say ‘unfortunate’ because I believe this takes away from the creative eye that should be exercised when you take photographs.
Photography is still really all about the art of “seeing”, no matter what kind of camera you use, film, digital, SLR or compact. Successful photographers are ones who have discovered a “different” way of seeing the subjects they photograph.
One example is British photographer Bill Brandt, famous for photographing nudes by using a wide angle lens on the camera. This gave a very distorted figure, but one that became “arty” and produced fame for Brandt. Whether you find Brandt’s viewpoint aesthetic does not matter – the important fact to remember was that it was different.
Now I am not suggesting you screw the fish-eye on the front of the camera and rush out to the nearest go-go bar, but you should stop for a while and consider something unusual, compared to your “standard” way of taking shots.
You see, it makes no difference whether you have an SLR with multiple lens choices, or just a humble point and shooter with a fixed lens, we eventually get into a “habit” while taking photographs. Habits include the lens you stick on the front of the camera. I will wager that you have a favourite lens that stays on the camera body, and the others are only used when you cannot get the subject in the frame and have to use an alternative. And habits certainly do die hard, even if it is just always taking shots in the horizontal (landscape) format.
What I am suggesting this weekend is to give some time to a new or different ways of doing things. Many times it is impossible to predict what the final result may be. You may have discovered a radical new approach, a highly individualistic way of presentation. The end result may not be to everyone’s taste (like my idea about Bill Brandt’s work), but you will never know till you try.
To get you going, here are a few ideas you might like to explore. The first I will call the child’s eye view. Our viewpoint is generally around 1.5 meters from the ground. That’s where our eye level is and that is the viewpoint we use in 99 percent of our photos. Now imagine you are a three year old child. Your viewpoint on life is very much closer to the ground. You spend more time looking up at the world. It would certainly be worth re-viewing some items from this very low viewpoint. OK, I know you will end up looking up people’s noses – but it just might work. You won’t know till you get the pictures back from the photo-processor.
The opposite end of the spectrum is the “Bird’s eye view”. This takes some more thought and planning – and sometimes a step ladder as well, but again you will get different shots. Ever noticed how many rock bands have photographs taken from above, with the members of the group looking up at the camera? Ever wondered why? It is because you end up getting a very powerful shot – and a different, memorable shot. Try standing on walls, on top of cars, or the aforementioned step ladder. Just don’t drop your expensive camera or fall off! It is actually quite easy to become unbalanced looking through the viewfinder when up high.
For those who do have choices of lenses, or do have zoom facility in the point and shooter, you can try using the two extremes that you have, even though you may think that the lens choice is unsuitable for what you are photographing. After all, remember Bill Brandt! It is even worthwhile taking the same subject matter with both of the two opposite extremes – wide angle and telephoto.
Try another viewpoint this weekend and you might be amazed.


Modern Medicine: Applied consumerism – being an informed patient

by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

I shudder to think how many expats have arrived in my office, pouring a bag of colored pills on my desk, and saying “What ones do I have to take?” This action tells me that there has been a breakdown in communications, and secondly, the person is not an ‘informed’ consumer.
We are in a consumer oriented age. In the western world, advice is no longer taken at face value. “Take these tablets three times a day until finished” is not acceptable these days unless there is a patient information (PI) leaflet inside, and the patient has been advised that if his toenails drop off he should stop taking the medication immediately and consult his litigation lawyer post haste.
These PI sheets are a two edged sword in my view. Whilst it is important that the patient knows what they are taking, and why, listing every known side effect is somewhat off-putting, and can actually be counter-productive by making the patient stop the medication because they are afraid that something disastrous might happen to them. If the number of people who have taken the medication is squillions, while the number of catastrophic side effects can be counted on the fingers of one hand, what is the likelihood of getting an adverse effect? Not high. Put another way, did you know that one of the side effects of aspirin can be death, and yet aspirin is still one of the safest and best drugs on the planet?
So what do you really need to know to be an informed consumer? The first item is to know why you have been prescribed any particular medication and what it is supposed to do for you. Is the pink tablet the painkiller or the antibiotic, for example? The next important item is to know how often and when the medication should be taken. Before or after meals? At night or in the morning? These instructions can have enormous bearing upon the absorption of the medication. And on the likelihood of your getting a reaction or unwanted side effect, and on how long it will take you to get better.
The next important issue is that of reactions and side effects. You need to know the most likely side effects. If 20 percent of the folk who take this tablet get nausea, you need to be informed. If, however, less than 0.1 percent get a rash, then this is not such an important issue. I have always taught medical students that they should present the main issues only, but cover the rest by saying that if the patient has anything untoward happen to them which they think could be related to the medication, then stop taking the tablet and consult the doctor again.
Another important issue for the patient consumer is inter-actions. Some medications can affect the way the oral contraceptive pill does its job, for example. The informed consumer needs to know this! The wise doctor will tell you. The even wiser consumer will ask! Especially if you are on any medications at all, and that is including herbal medicines.
The other aspect of your treatment that should be known by you is how long it should be before you begin to feel better. If you know it is going to be six weeks, then you know not to start fretting after one week. If it is supposed to be one week and you’re still in trouble three weeks later, then you will know to return for another consultation.
So be a wise consumer. If you are unsure, then ascertain what the tablets are for, when and how to take them, the most common side effects and inter-actions and how long it should be before you are better.


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Hi Hillary,
Like your article a lot, it is the first thing I read when I looked up Pattaya Mail every Fri., keep up the good work. Glad to hear a success story between farang (American) and a Thai wife, so just want to add one of my own. I met my husband in Pattaya 18 years ago. To make a long story short, now 18 years later we’re still happy married with two great kids (16 and 14 year old sons). We just came back from a trip to Thailand in late Nov. My younger son likes Thailand so much he said that when he grows up he will go back to Thailand and open a restaurant and call it “Bangkok Bill”. I couldn’t believe how much Thailand has changed (for better/for worse) in the past 18 years. Stay well, it is not often that someone as witty as you come along.
A Thai wife in USA
Dear Thai wife in the USA,
Hi to you too. Thank you for your kind words, and indeed I do try and stay well, and follow the ‘middle road’ as far as life is concerned. I certainly will not die from too many chocolates, or drown in champagne, but it is nice to dream. You certainly don’t need advice from me, Petal. Yours is a success story too, so just you and your husband keep doing what you’re doing. You are on the right track. I shall await the grand opening of “Bangkok Bill”, just tell your 14 year old to put some bottles of champagne down now. They’ll be just right by then!
Dear Hillary,
I have been visiting Thailand regularly for the past 10 years and during the last three visits I have made in the last 12 months I have become friendly with a charming lady from Chiang Mai. We exchange emails, and she seems to have a very good command of English (though I have to admit that her written is better than her spoken). She seems to be very genuine, and often says how much she misses me, and how she thinks I am handsome, which is something the British ladies forget to say, so you can see why I keep coming back. Unfortunately she has fallen sick and can no longer work. She tells me she is now behind in her rent and will be kicked out if she doesn’t pay by next week. She said she is very sorry to ask me for money this way, but I am the only person she can turn to, as her family is too poor. I have sent her some money, but not as much as she asked, as I think that 20,000 baht a month is probably tops for monthly rent. How can I check on this? I don’t want to be seen as stingy, but with her making the effort on her side, I think I have to make some effort too. I ask for an answer before next month’s rent is due, Hillary.
Gentleman George
Dear GG,
What an amazing coincidence. Your initials are the same as a horse, and probably the back end of it too, Petal. Were you aware that there are people in this country who write letters for these girls? Were you aware that there are books published so these girls can write to their “boyfriends” with this month’s tale of woe? This month it will be rent, next month her brother will fall off his motorcycle and the month after that, her mother will need an operation. And talking about rentals, just where is your darling staying in Chiang Mai for 20,000 baht a month? The Phuping Heights luxury apartments? Canter off into the distance as soon as you can, GG.
Dear Hillary,
There is a waitress in a restaurant here that I cannot get out of my mind. She is so petite and sweet natured, and I have never seen her frown at anyone, no matter how demanding the restaurant customers can be. I know her name because she wears a name badge, but I have never been able to just get her on her own for a quiet chat. I have been wondering if I could approach the management and ask them to help? I am going out of my mind. Help me, Hillary.
Jim
Dear Jim,
You poor darling. You really are smitten aren’t you. However nice the management may be, I somehow don’t think they’re going to play match-maker for you. No, Jim, you are going to have to do this all by yourself. A small bunch of flowers left at the reception desk for her with who it is from is a good start. Then next time you are in for lunch or dinner you can ask her if she got the flowers. You have by this shown your interest and it is then up to her whether she returns it. This is not an easy task either, my Petal. Thai ladies can be very “proper” and it is not so easy to woo one over. You should read the book “Bangkok Angel” by Mike Smith, an Englishman who did exactly what you are going through now with a waitress from the Huntsman Pub in the Landmark Hotel in Bangkok. It took Mike years and thousands of pounds, but for him it was all worth it. Read it and learn!


Psychological Perspectives: Sexual dysfunction, like sexual enjoyment, is psychological in nature

by Michael Catalanello, Ph.D.

At its best, sexual activity is one of the most powerfully enjoyable and satisfying human experiences available. Likewise, when sexual problems develop, it can become a source of emotional distress and unhappiness like no other.
With the current widespread availability of modern medical remedies for sexual dysfunction, such as Viagra and Cialis, it is easy to forget that psychological processes typically play an essential role in problems involving sexual performance and satisfaction. A study appearing this month in the International Journal of Stress Management published by the American Psychological Association underscores the importance of “performance anxiety” in the development and maintenance sexual difficulties.
Experts have traditionally divided the human sexual response into four stages: desire, arousal, orgasm, and resolution. While problems could occur in any of these four stages, the first three appear particularly prone to the development of sexual dysfunction. Problems which appear initially in one phase may progress to affect another phase or phases of the sexual response cycle.
A person who experiences a problem in the desire phase typically experiences a lack of interest in having sex. He or she might not experience sexual thoughts or fantasies, and would be unlikely to initiate sexual activities.
A man experiencing difficulty with the arousal phase, as one might guess, would have difficulty achieving or maintaining an erection, making it difficult to engage in sexual intercourse. A woman would experience difficulty with the physiological responses which are needed to prepare her for sexual intercourse, such as the increased secretion of vaginal lubrication.
Problems in the orgasm phase are experienced by men as premature ejaculation, ejaculating too soon; or retarded ejaculation, taking too long to ejaculate. The female counterpart is known as inorgasmia, or having difficulty achieving orgasm.
Difficulty achieving orgasm is not rare among females, as I have pointed out here previously, and is not necessarily an indication of sexual dysfunction. In fact, as the pioneer sex researcher Alfred Kinsey demonstrated, sexual behavior is generally so diverse in its human manifestations that abnormality can in no way be considered a sign of pathology. Clinical psychologists often find it useful to consider emotional disturbance as a useful indicator for treatment, rather than targeting some sexual behavior that happens to fall outside of the mainstream.
Psychological problems may occur as a consequence of sexual dysfunction, and/or contribute to the development sexual dysfunction. Experts believe that performance anxiety plays an important role in the development of sexual dysfunction, particularly among men, although women with orgasmic dysfunction may also experience performance anxiety.
Sexual dysfunction may occur for any number of reasons; including problems in the relationship, attitudes toward sex, drugs or alcohol, anxiety, stress, fatigue, etc. A man who has experienced difficulty achieving an erection might subsequently entertain concerns over whether or not he will be able to achieve a sufficiently strong erection to permit sexual intercourse. Experts propose that performance anxiety may occur as a result of efforts at “willing” an erection, rather than permitting it to occur naturally as a product of sexual enjoyment. Anxiety may be increased with thoughts of imagined dire consequences of failing to perform adequately. Losing his erection at the point of vaginal penetration, when it is most needed, could serve to reinforce a man’s fears, increasing his anxiety level further.
Similarly, a woman who has difficulty experiencing orgasm might begin to entertain thoughts that her partner might become tired, and lose interest in continuing the session. She might excessively monitor her own arousal level, and feel an urgent need to experience an orgasm in order to satisfy her partner. She may, likewise, imagine dire consequences of not responding as she believes she should. The resulting anxiety interferes with her sexual enjoyment, and on and on in a vicious cycle.
Psychological treatment for sexual dysfunction typically aims at reducing the person’s anxiety level by identifying and changing the thought patterns implicated in contributing to the problem. Building a warm and mutually supportive alliance between the partners also can’t hurt. If each partner can learn to give and receive unconditional acceptance of the other during lovemaking, anxiety levels can diminish, and performance and enjoyment can increase. Just as they can interfere with sexual excitement, psychological factors can also enhance enjoyment, thus contributing positively to a couple’s relationship.

Dr. Catalanello is a licensed psychologist in his home State of Louisiana, USA, and a member of the Faculty of Liberal Arts at Asian University, Chonburi. You may address questions and comments to him at [email protected], or post on his weblog at http://asianupsych.blogspot.com

A Female Perspective: The Passage of Time

with Sharona Watson

Something really beautiful happened last week. Andy was in London when we received news which filled us with happiness. For the first time, we were asked to be Godparents. Obviously, the couple who asked us are really great friends. The best thing is that the father is Christian and the mum is Muslim. Put that combination alongside her new Godparents and little Hannah, a beautiful little girl, will have love from people from the three monotheistic religions!

Little Hannah – pure beautiful innocence.
Once, before Hannah was born, the four of us were walking down a path towards Tewkesbury Abbey in England. We were arm in arm, it was a beautiful summer’s day (not many of them in England!) and we were heading for a church. Chris, our dear friend, a Christian, said, “Look at us, if only the whole world could see us now! Celebrating our differences, united by love. Jew, arm in arm with Muslim, arm in arm with Christians”.
Actually, Chris has a tendency to get carried away and then Andy trots along behind him, which is when Sofia and I tend to go off shopping. Now she really knows how to shop! But that’s another story. The thing is, that day was one of those days when time seems to freeze. I cannot think back to it without smiling and I feel a bit sad as well, knowing that we are so far from our dear friends and family. “Nostalgia,” Andy jokes, “it’s not what it used to be!”
This year I feel the passage of time very much. I’m going to be forty. One of those landmark years when you start thinking about lots of things, such as what you did in those years and more importantly, what you are going to do in the future. I’m a very positive sort of person so I don’t think of the past in terms of regrets. Every experience teaches as something, whether it’s a good or bad experience. Then we move on to the next stage of our lives. Being away from family and friends can be painful, but growing up in Israel, you always live with the possibility that today might be your last day, so this makes you try your best to enjoy it. So when we do see people we love very much, we try to make time slow down a bit, so we can freeze some more moments which will last forever. There is a famous joke in Israel: one person says to another: “Are you an optimist or a pessimist?” and the person replies, “I’m an optimist of course! I know that today will be better than tomorrow!”
I think that when you are young, people who are forty seem really old. I remember my uncle talking to me on his fortieth birthday, telling me how it all flashed by. Tragically, he only had another ten years to live. It makes you think doesn’t it? If you knew when your time was, you’d probably change a lot of things about your life, wouldn’t you? It all comes back to savouring the moments God has given you.
I have to say, I don’t feel old. Sometimes though, I look in the mirror and my looks tell me something different. Grey hair, for instance. Mind you, that’s not age which sent me grey, it’s being married to Andy. I should be careful though, or he’ll tell me that it’s being married to me that sent him bald!
If I look really closely, my grey hair has turned white. There are wrinkles on my face where there weren’t any before. My legs don’t run as fast as they should. My back is complaining about the burden it has to carry. Andy, bless him, tells me I look just as beautiful as they day he first saw me, but I’m not sure whether to believe him or not. It’s not like I’ve developed a fear of growing old (apparently this is known as “gerascophobia”), it’s more like I’m having a series of conversations with myself, about what is happening every day. My soul feels young. After all, there’s nothing I can do about the passage of time, so I may as well just enjoy it!
As a parent, it’s easy to get swallowed up sometimes, by tiredness. I am ashamed to think of occasions when I wished for time to pass quicker, especially when these moments included my children. Let’s face it, I’m not going to be having any more kids, so this is the last time as a mother, that I will ever have a child who’s six years old, learning to read, learning all those wonderful things about life, asking all those fantastically beautiful and innocent questions like, “Mummy, why does God have so many houses?”
Time doesn’t seem so kind to women as it does to men. Sean Connery is in his mid-seventies now and still looks great. You can’t imagine a seventy-five year old woman having that kind of sex appeal can you? I’m not one of those who goes for plastic surgery, although I can understand why women (and some men) want to go through it. As our friend Chris says, “You can’t truly love anyone else until you love yourself first”. He’s right.
There are so many pathways through life that I don’t think you can judge someone else just because they are different. So, it’s true that some people seem to get old before their time. They seem tired of life and their faces are angry and they speak ill of other people. It’s as if they are trying to cheat in the game of life, which is really sad. In the end, like Karma, they end up being the victims of their own negative feelings. I feel compassion towards such people and I learn from them, because the last thing I want to do is look back on my life with anger. “Be happy!” This is what I am going to tell my Godchild, little Hannah.
Next week: More Good News!
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