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Treasure Hunt Island Race and slalom windsurfing event gets underway this weekend..

No jacket required

Champion Yodsaenklai wins WBC title and sets his eyes on KI

170,000 baht raised for the Camillian Center

PSC McAllister’s golf

Tony Scambler tames Mountain Shadow

Klaus Edges The Mechanic for Medal

Sports Quiz

Beware the sickly golfer

Paul Kinner wins a close contest at Siam

Mai’s Thai Restaurant regains first place

Jomtien 8-Ball Pool League

Jimmy Flanagen captures the Monthly Mug

Fair winds and fast greens test PSC golfers

Winner to ‘bananas’ in a week

Joker slips in a 68 at Burapha

Jubilant Jones nabs Noble Place win

The Beautiful Game?

The Square Ring

Dick & Nile lead the way at Century Chonburi

Seaboard FC beat Bangkok United to take winning run to four games

Sporting shorts

Pattaya City Council and the Chonburi Amateur Boxing Association announces the Pattaya Golden Gloves Amateur Boxing Tournament

Khru Yodthong sets up foundation to help young boxers

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Treasure Hunt Island Race and slalom windsurfing event gets underway this weekend..

The Amara Sailing Center is hosting the annual windsurfing treasure hunt race in Pattaya this weekend, 24 -25 December. This is an open class fun event where sailors of all ages are invited. Over the course of the 2 days, competitors will take part in a slalom event where sailors race around a short course with many turns and also the real fun, the windsurfing treasure hunt.

Fast and fun windsurfing action coming to Pattaya this weekend

In this event, Sailors burst across the start line and down to the beach, they must fight at the waters edge to get their equipment away from the beach. Then it’s out into the wild seas between the Island and the headland. These waters in front of Amara Windsurfing enjoy strong winds and big waves at this time of year.

Sailors will then scream upwind hugging the cost to Varuna Yaht club before rounding the bouy and heading for the Island. Once at the Island, sailors must swim there gear ashore and go looking for hidden treasure. This treasure must then be carried back to Amara Windsurfing in perhaps the toughest part of the race - the downwind run. About 9km of huge swells and winds gusting up to 30knts: Truly terrifying for even the most experienced of sailors.

Afterwards, when all the sailors have returned safely, a party and prize giving ceremony will be held on the beach opposite Surf Kitchen on Jomtein Beach Road.

The Thai national windsurfing team has just returned from competing in Australia and they will join sailors from Korea, Germany and Singapore in taking part this weekend. All experienced sailors are invited to enter these fun adventure packed races.

The event is sponsored by Amara Windsurfing, Starboard, Severne Sails, Singha, Surf Kitchen, Pattaya City and Cuttlebone Kiteboarding: For further information and inquiries visit the website at www.amarasailingcenter.com


No jacket required

2005 Phil ‘the shirt’ charity bowling tournament

The annual Phil ‘the shirt’ lawn bowling tournament was held last Saturday, Dec 17 at the Pattaya Lawn Bowling Club. The tournament was originally conceived as a way to celebrate Phil ‘the shirt’ Clear’s birthday but it has also taken on the added purpose of raising funds for various charities in the area.

Some of the colorful shirts seen in action at last week’s Phil ‘the shirt’ bowling tournament, Dec 12.

Throughout the day, Phil’s friends and local bowlers competed against each other in a knockout format and there was also a side competition to decide who was bold and brave enough to wear the most outrageously colored shirt. Actually, you could substitute the word ‘shirt’ for ‘ensemble’ as players donned hats, pants, shoes and of course shirts in a wide variety of shades, colors and hues. It was certainly a day to keep your sunglasses close to hand, sunshine or not.

Once the final bowling had been completed, the winners were announced as the team comprising of Lek, Phil, Rolex Peter and Dave ‘the Pro’ whilst the winner of ‘the fashion’ event was Willy from Chaplin’s Bar.

Following a sumptuous meal laid on by the Bowling Club staff, a raffle was held to help raise funds for the Lions Club Jomtien Pattaya. In total, over 13,000 baht was collected and this money will be used to help buy hearing aids for children from low income families as well as contribute towards a school project in a poorer region of northern Thailand.

Phil (far left) presents ‘the shirt’ to the 2005 champions, (L-R) Phil, Dave ‘the Pro’, Lek and Rolex Pete.

A big thanks goes out to all who took part in this annual fun event and also to the sponsors and Bowling Club staff who helped to make this day such an enjoyable one. Maybe next year though Phil, you will have to re-name this the Phil ‘full-ensemble’ tournament... Just a thought!


Champion Yodsaenklai wins WBC title and sets his eyes on KI

When Yodsenklai Fairtex visited the Pattaya Mail offices last month, before flying out to fight in Australia, his parting line was, “Don’t worry, I’ll bring the WBC belt back to Thailand.” Well, true to his word, Yodsenklai did indeed return with the belt after achieving a stunning victory over Australia’s John Wayne Parr.

Yodsenklai proudly wears the WBC belt he won in spectacular fashion against John Wayne Parr, 10 December.

Now, after winning the first WBC Muaythai world title, Thailand’s super champ Yodsaenklai Fairtex is eyeing the prospects of fighting in the K1 max. Thailand has never won the K1 heavyweight Grand Prix or the Super Welterweight K1 Max but now that Yodsaenklai has won the WBC world title, K1 glory would be the final topping off.

Returning to Thailand, the 20-year-old champ said he was still buzzing with his sensational victory over Australia’s hero John Wayne Parr.

“The build up to the fight was incredible. The papers were running stories and all along the Gold coast the talk was ‘Xplosion and WBC Muaythai. The night of the fight was really great with all the special effects, fire, flames and really slick introductions. It made me really proud to represent Thailand at the highest level of Muaythai.”

Yodsenklai continued, “I have a great respect for John Wayne. He had the crowd right behind him and I was so pleased that his supporters were great sports and cheered me after I had won the title. If the opportunity presents itself, I would certainly come back to Queensland and Surfer’s Paradise. I love the people and the beaches and the big Muaythai event.”

Meanwhile JWP said he had overcome the disappointment of his loss and was now focused on taking on Steve Wakeling, the Fairtex sponsored UK champion, for the WBC Middleweight title contest on 12 March 2005.

“The extra weight will be helpful and I will be giving everything I’ve got to beat Steve who I understand has great fighting talent. I will need to produce my best to win.”

Parr said his fight plan against Yodsaenklai came unstuck when he was felled by a huge head high kick in the second round.

“After the kick down I had to land a big equalizer but I couldn’t get close enough to him. I just couldn’t catch him. Fortunately I have a second chance and the fight with Wakeling is really important.”

Yodsenklai has currently resumed training in Bangplee but it is rumoured that he will soon be moving to the new Fairtex sports resort in North Pattaya to make use of their state of the art facilities.


170,000 baht raised for the Camillian Center

Camel Charity Classic Winter Tournament 2005

Saturday December 12 golfers from Banchang and Pattaya competed in the Camel Winter Tournament. The tournament proved once again to be a great success with over 170,000 baht raised for the St. Camillan Center for children with HIV/AIDS. In total, 96 golfers teed off from 6:30 am onwards and we had some great performances, (although some of the scores were affected by the “Bloody Mary’s” out on the course.)

Winners: Brian, Bill, Steve, Kim

The prize giving was held at the Camel Pub, Restaurant & Hotel, Banchang and the night was enjoyed by all with excellent food provided along with entertainment by a Philippino band

As always, special thanks goes to all the sponsors and to Gordon & Trevor for helping out on the day.

In no particular order, the sponsors were as follows: Mc Allisters Bar, Rainbow Bar, Offshore Bar, Bader, Expro, Alcan, ALE Heavylift, Chevron, The Booze Brothers (Keith & Trevor), DSL -Pattaya Sports Club, Rooney Contractors, EK Crane Logistics, The Cider Company “Apple Honey”, Scottish Bill, BJ Pipeline Services and Jane Car Rent


PSC McAllister’s golf

Another Friday comes around and again the turnout was very good. The Emerald golf course is improving every week and new golfers are turning up for this event, which tees off between 7.00am and 8.00 am. In first place this week on count back was Carl Baumann with 38 points; 2nd place went to Calvin (Sus) Ige, also with 38 points (cards checked by Larry Willet) and in 3rd place, as always in the running was Jeff Wylie. All returned to McAllister following the golf and with Christmas just around the corner, they enjoyed some Christmas cheer and once again wandered hither and tither.

Calvin (Sus) Ige, Carl Bauman and Jeff Wylie pose with ‘the Don’ (second right)

McAllister’s golf society plays every Friday morning at Emerald Banchang. All are welcome to come down and join in. Just show up at the golf course between 7:30 am and 8:00 am and you will be sure of a game with a very friendly group of golfers.


Tony Scambler tames Mountain Shadow

PSC golf with The Bunker

Navy Course Sattahip Monday 12 December

Paul Edgar started the week off by returning the best score of the day after scoring 38 stableford points to take first place in division “A”. Joint runners-up with 37 points each went to Tony Scambler and Alan Freeman. In division “B” Joint winners with 37 points were Jan Von Spellen and Doug Landsborough. Charlie Gooch was third with 36 points.

Near the pins were won by Tony Scambler (2), Paul Edgar and Charlie Gooch.

Mountain Shadow Country Club - Wednesday 14 December

Mountain Shadow only gave into one golfer when the play was set for a medal competition on a windy day. Tony Scambler with an impressive net 69 returned the winner in division “A”. John King came in second with a net 76 while Alan Freeman came third with a net 81. In division “B” Sean McVitty and Brian Lund shared top honors with net 79. Third place had joint winners with net 87 each achieved by Gary Austin and Sunny Ruth Sip.

Near the pins were won by Gordan Melia, John King and John Preddy.

Noble Place Country Club - Friday 16 December

The best golf this week went to Tony Scambler and Sean McVitty. Sean playing in the “B” division returned a stableford score of 44 to take top honors, and Tony Scambler returned 43 points to take top honors in the “A” division. Peter Habgood scored 40 points and Gerry Cooney 39 points as they finished second and third in the “A” division. Neil Griffin scored 40 points and Thea Von Spellen scored 39 points as they finished second and third in the “B” division.

Near the pins were won by David Booton, Richard Baldotto, Bob Turner, and Peter Habgood.

As a reminder, during the high season, all golfers must register for their golf 15 minutes prior to departure time. The Bunker Boys are located on Soi Chaiyapoon (near X-zyte disco and across the street from Tony’s Disco II). Monthly golf schedules are available or consult the Pattaya Mail every week.


Klaus Edges The Mechanic for Medal

IPGC golf from Lewiinski’s

Sunday 11 December
Green Valley - White Tees, Monthly Medal

1st A Flight: Klaus Schackt, net 67 (Monthly Medal Winner)
2nd A Flight: Jim Wickstrom, net 68
3rd A Flight: Mark Wood, net 71
1st B Flight: Roy Thornton, net 71
2nd B Flight: Pete Stonebridgem, net 71
3rd B Flight: Barry Copestake, net 71
1st C Flight: Dave McFeely, net 68
2nd C Flight: Paul Shaw, net 70
3rd C Flight: Steve Mulberry, net 71
1st D Flight: Mike Craighead, net 67 (Monthly Medal Qualifier)
2nd D Flight: Ian Grout, net 72
3rd D Flight: Ken Kutzing, net 74
NP’s: #2 Chaten Patel; #9 Jan Erikson; #12 Brian Holden; #16 Jim Munns

2’s: Jim Wickstrom, Rick Sharp, Jan Erikson,; Jim Munns, Don Lehmer, J.J. Wright, Jez Lees, Vic Hester, Chaten Patel

It came down to two wily, seasoned Society members to see who would hoist the Silver Tankard. Would it be the Volkscomputer or Mike the Mechanic, both had net 67’s. Mike has the treachery and guile that comes from surviving on seven different continents during a long and distinguished career in the Airline business. But as soon as the winner was going to be determined by count back, there was little doubt over who was the home team. Klaus opened up an Excel program that had data going back to the inception of the Society in 2000. He cohesively made the argument that the only fair way to do the count back was to take the mean of the holes after the drink stops, sum them, divide by “pi” out to twelve places and then normalize the result. Certainly no one could question Klaus’ calculations, given the rum sodden condition of most of the membership’s brains. What was clear was that both players would join the other eleven monthly medal winners plus those that tied in the Gold Medal competition shortly after the New Year.

Klaus’ 67 gave him A Flight as well despite a gross 72, net 68 effort by Jim Wickstrom. At least Jim had a little lucre and the Low Gross on the day to show for his excellent outing. Mark Wood rounded out the premier Flight with a fine gross 77, net 71 effort. Seven of the nineteen golfers in A Flight shot in the 70’s.

Mike’s net 67 led the other end of the results spectrum as his D Flight winning 67 led Ian Grout,, down from BKK for the Holidays, by a comfortable 5 and third place K4 but an even more robust 7 strokes. Kenny had to count back against Shameless, Ms. Trudy and the Principal to hold the bronze step.

The Haven’s Roy Thornton has, along with the Chadbourns, become a pleasant addition to the Society’s Sunday outings. Roy Made it pay off as he took a three way count back victory over the Headmaster and Barry Copestake. Pete’s second place victory should pay his airport taxes as he was down, to his second to the last round, before he spends Christmas in the UK.

Dave McFeely’s brilliant net 68 didn’t put him in the Gold Medal round, but it did give him a two stroke victory in the penultimate Flight over the Shack’s Paul Shaw. Fellow Shacker, Blackburne Steve, edged the aforementioned Barry Chadbourn on count back to round out the day’s scoring.

Monday 12 December
Green Valley -White Tees, Stableford

1st A Flight: John McHugh, 41 points
2nd A Flight: Doug Lynch, 37 points
3rd A Flight: Simon Philbrook, 37 points
1st B Flight: Roy Thornton, 44 points
2nd B Flight: John Hillier, 39 points
3rd B Flight: Jim Munns, 38 points
1st C Flight: Nat Meesuk, 39 points
2nd C Flight: Ken Kutzing, 38 points
3rd C Flight: Vic Hester, 37 points
Near Pins: #9 Toy Theobald; #16 Simon Philbrook

2’s: Simon Philbrook, Mark Wood, Ray Dell, Vic Hester, Barry Chadbourn, Trudy Chadbourn, Toy Theobald

December is one of many holidays filled months on the Thai calendar. To mitigate the expense to the Society, it returned to Green Valley for the second day. Because it was Green Valley, many members chose to play both days and such was the case for our Man of the Match, Roy Thornton, who graced the top of the B Flight podium with 44 points, and a gross 78. Roy was followed in, in order, by Johnny Hillier with 39 points and Capt Fogg’s 38 points

Johnny McQ showed some renewed form coming off the Barry tour with an A Flight winning 41 points over 2 handicapper Doug Lynch and 6 handicapper Simon of Philbrook.

The ladies were well represented in C Flight by the Nat(ural) and her 39 points, with K4 and The Inflictor stretched out in one point increments behind her.

Monday and Tuesday 11 and 12 December Green Valley -White Tees,
Eclectic - Stableford

1st A Flight: Jim Wickstrom, 46 points
2nd A Flight: Klaus Schackt, 46 points
3rd A Flight: John McHugh, 44 points
1st B Flight: Ray Dell, 50 points
2nd B Flight: Roy Thornton, 50 points
3rd B Flight: Dave McFeely, 46 points
1st C Flight: Jez Lees, 46 points
2nd C Flight: Mike Craighead, 46 points
3rd B Flight: Vic Hester, 45 points

51 golfers chose to play a third competition over the two day start of the week at Green Valley. It was an eclectic, which is where a player takes the better of his scores over the two days on each hole and sums them. It is no surprise that familiar names graced that awards dias, “The Farmer in the” and Roy MBE had the best of the field at 50 points apiece. A count back put Roy in B Flight’s second place despite his superlative ham and eggs efforts. Dave McFeely rode his winning score on Sunday to take the last spot in B.

Jim Wickstrom bettered Klaus on count back before he could invoke the secret formulas. John McQ did similarly to old mates Mark Wood and Capt. Fogg.

Interestingly, The Principal, who didn’t figure in Sunday ‘s or Monday’s money showed the sum was better that the parts as he bested the hard luck Mechanic on count back for C Flight. The Inflictor rounded it out.

Wednesday 14 December
Crystal Bay A & B - Blue or White Tees, Stroke/Medal

1st Blue A Flight: John Emmerson, 36 points
2nd Blue A Flight: John McHugh, 33 points
3rd Blue A Flight: Phil Groves, 32 points
1st Blue B Flight: Sugar Ray Handford, 35 points
2nd Blue B Flight: Chaten Patel, 34 points
3rd Blue B Flight: Pat Manley, 33 points
1st White Flight: Ken Kutzing, 37 points
2nd White Flight: Ray Dell, 37 points
3rd White Flight: John Squitiero, 36 points
4th White Flight: Chaba Carnery, 35 points
2’s: Blue: None. White: John Squitiero

It was off to the fine display at Crystal Bay for the mid-week fixture. The GM was the top man off the Blues wining A Flight of the longer setup by three points over a busy J. McQ. The Swim Instructor, returning to the site of the origin of his moniker, rounded out A Flight.

Sugar Ray quietly edged The Raj and one of the caddies to the scions of Industry, Pat Manley, with 35 points off the Blues in B Flight.

Sanity and some blustery weather led a large group to the forward White Tees, and K4 continued to make it a productive week with a top of the table, count back winning 37 points. “The Farmer in the”, no stranger to the week’s pay window, was the unlucky victim of K4’s count back. Old friend John Squitiero edged Joe’s better half, Chaba, by a single point to complete the four place White Flight. John Squitero had a lonesome, but prosperous “2” on the day.

Friday 16 December
Mountain Shadow - Blue Tees, Stableford

1st A Flight: Tom Sathrum, 38 points
2nd A Flight: Gordon Kerr, 36 points
3rd A Flight: Paul Young, 34 points
1st B Flight: Eric O’Brien, 40 points
2nd B Flight: Tom Breslin, 33 points
3rd B Flight: Brian Lee, 31 points
2’s: Tom Sathrum (2); Joe Carney

When the Society plays Mountain Shadow, the field usually takes on the Blue Tees because they are only 6276 yards. Undaunted, The Big E rounded out the week with a big 40 points at the treacherous Mountain Shadow layout. It was a massive seven points ahead of Irishman Tom Breslin’s 33 points. Brian Lee probably spent Friday evening sleeping on the couch as he edged Kevin Dunne and his charming wife, Linda, on count back for the last B Flight position.

Red-hot Tom Sathrum continued his winning ways with 38 points and two “2’s” in A Flight, two in front of the Galloping Gourmet, Gordon Kerr. Newly arrived, but frequent visitor, Paul Young took the third position in the top Flight.


Sports Quiz

Unfortunately, there were no correct entries submitted last week. Thank you to all who tried and better luck next time. In case you were wondering about the answers, here they are:
1) Who won the Women’s 10,000m at the 2002 European Championships in Munich
Answer: Paula Radcliffe
2) What is the biggest win in a FA Cup Final
Answer: 6 - 0 (Bury beat Derby)
3) How many times did J. Kurkowska win the Women’s World Championship for Archery (Target)
Answer: Seven

This weeks Questions are:

1) When was the first FA Cup Final held at Wembley?
2) Who won the World Matchplay Championship in 2002 and 2003 at Wentworth?
3) Who was the first American to win the Formula One Championship?


Beware the sickly golfer

PSC golf from Tropical Bert’s

Tuesday 13 December
Noble Place (Stableford)

By the time this is printed it will be pretty close to Xmas and Bert will be in the process of moving to his new location, opposite Greg’s Kitchen. The only reason I mention this is so that the ravenous hoard that turn up for Bert’s free breakfast will know where to go and Bert will not be left with tray loads of crispy bacon, toast and scrambled eggs, not to mention hot coffee, going to waste. Of course that will not happen, the players of late have been turning up in ever increasing numbers as Bert’s fame spreads. Indeed, Bert promised me he will lay on a special Xmas dinner for the golfers on return from playing, one day over the holiday period.

Winners Derek Brook (left) and Pete King (right) with one of Bert’s lovely staff

So on this day the normal suspects turned up early to fill up and set off for Noble place, led by the scribe arisen from his sick bed for the day. Is it my imagination, or are nearly all people in the area suffering from chest colds and flu?

Still the run up to Noble Place was fine and it was not long before we were getting ready to tee off to play the A & B layouts. At present this course is in fine condition and with the value for money of it’s green and caddy fees, it is about the favorite destination of the golfers at Tropical Bert’s. So onto the course, and for once it was full steam ahead, as the course was quiet and the weather was perfect. It doesn’t get much better than this. It was soon noticeable that the normal suspects were playing well, and reports came back that one ‘ Mr King’ was having a field day, and that the scribe had taken a cart and between periods of feeling sorry for himself, he was playing well... beware the sick golfer!

Back in the restaurant as we awaited the scores coming in, it was noticed that the price of food and drink here is very reasonable and the fare is also very tasty. The drive back for a change was quiet, probably due to the fact we came via Sri Racha, and on arrival, it was nice to see all tucking into some of Bert’s best food, today it was fish and chips. All agreed it was delicious.

So to the presentation, and in the B Division the winner was Pete King, whilst in the A Division the winner was Derek Brook, proving once again that the organizer is allowed to win.

T.T.F.N.

Winner Div A: Derek Brook, Runner Up: Steve Hamsted
Winner Div B: Pete King, Runner Up: Rich Murphy
Near Pin: Jackie MacPherson, Eric O’Brien, Dan Boardman, Pete King, Colin Cronin, Thea Van Spellen, Dick Warberg, Don MacPherson, Kevin Dunne, Rodney Beckett
Long Put: Vincent Smythe, Martin Bullen, Donald Hendry, Gordon Everingham


Paul Kinner wins a close contest at Siam

PSC golf from The Three Sisters Bar

Another Monday and another holiday: - Due to the holiday rates at Pattaya CC most of the Monday golfers headed up to Siam for a change as many of us have memberships there. The course wasn’t in bad shape but it could be better.

Graham Ramsay and Paul Kinner - first and second at Siam C.C.

Scores for the day were tight, as the top end and the bottom were separated by a mere 10 points difference. Tied at the top were Paul Kinner and Graham Ramsay - both had 39 points each. Graham managed a better back nine to win out on the day. Following close behind were Bill Key with 38 points and Alan Pearce with 37 points respectively.

There was a change at the bottom as the geriatrics failed to show. Paul Kraft and Dale Murphy tied for the cellar position with 29 points each. Paul managed a better back nine to escape holding the bag. I believe that this was the first time that Dale had slipped into the cellar. He is normally near or at the top of the list but the golf gods finally caught up with him.


Mai’s Thai Restaurant regains first place

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

200 Bowlers - Mio, Leo, Somrak, Ooy, Lenz, Nun, Antero and La.

With only three weeks remaining in the current league Mai’s Thai Restaurant has jumped back into first place after taking three points from Friends. Mai’s was led by Lenz who bowled games of 227, 187, and 190 for a very good 604 series. Shenanigans fell out of first place after losing three points to Caf้ Kronborg. Kran bowled a 572 series and Jim had a 534 pin count for Caf้ Kronborg. Sven bowling as a spare rolled a 523 series. Domicil split their match two-two against Jack & Tar and VFW Post 9876 also split theirs against Brother D. Captain La Montgomery led her Three Sisters team to a four point sweep over Grape Vine as she bowled games of 202, 214, and 208 for a league best 624 series for women bowlers. Lance tipped over 532 pins bowling as a spare. House of the Golden Coin took three points from Caf้ Ole as all four bowlers bowled well in the match. Mio, Golden Coin had a 213 game, 581 series and Paul (P.K.) a 523 pin count. Ooy led Caf้ Ole with a 200 game, 542 series and Somrak added a 202 game, 533 series. Good bowling was also shown by spare bowlers Antero who had games of 227, 222, 160, 609 series and Nun who had a 202 game, 543 series.


Jomtien 8-Ball Pool League

Jomtien Pool League - Knockout Cup round one

Regular League fixtures were suspended for a week to play the first round in the Knockout Cup. Pairing were drawn randomly and it turned out that ‘home advantage’ was the order of the day with all home venues coming out on top. Matches are played to the normal League format - 6 singles and 3 doubles.

Last season’s champions Paweena’s drew home against Simple Simon for a Soi 5 derby. Given their relative standings on the League Table, Simple Simon might have been favourites but the hosts led the way all night and had little trouble seeing off their neighbours 6-3.

All three Soi Welcome venues played at home. Carefree Bar started strongly but de Windmolen pulled them back to 3-3 at the break. However, the hosts kept up the pressure taking the first two doubles to see themselves through - the final score being 5-4. Moonshine were runners-up in last season’s Cup but they will have to be content going for a minor trophy this time around. At San Snack Bar, they trailed only 4-3 after the first doubles but couldn’t finish the job giving SSB the 6-3 victory. Lucky Bar were back on form after their surprise League defeat last week, making short work of Rose & Thistle to go into the second round with a 7-2 victory.

The other team coming off a surprise League defeat was Country Club who bettered Lucky Bar’s comeback with a comprehensive 8-1 score line against the visiting Cosy Bar.

In other matches: Echoes continued their unbeaten run, going through 6-3 against Elephant Bar; and Hide-A-Way showed why they are second in the League by having little trouble taking a 6-3 victory from Sky Bar.

The first round winners will advance in the Cup with the losers competing for the Plate trophy. The draw for Round 2 will take place in a couple of weeks and the matches will be played February 9.

Next week the regular season will resume with the match of the day expected to be at Hide-A-Way with Simple Simon visiting. Both teams have equal points at second on the ladder so one of them will break clear.

Results (home team first): Paweena’s 6 v 3 Simple Simon, San Snack Bar 6 v 3 Moonshine, Lucky Bar 7 v 2 Rose & Thistle, Echoes 6 v 3 Elephant Bar, Carefree Bar 5 v 4 de Windmolen, Country Club 8 v 1 Cosy Ba r, Hide-A-Way 6 v 1 Sky Bar


Jimmy Flanagen captures the Monthly Mug

PSC golf from The Caf้ Kronborg

Monday 12 December
The Royal Thai Navy Plutaluang, Stableford

The Plutaluang Navy’s South and East layouts were host for a Constitution Day Stableford competition in two Flights, A Flight 0 to 19 and B Flight 20 up. The course on the day was in fine condition and the inexpensive drinks in the clubhouse were enjoyed by all.

Jimmy Flanagan (left) accepts the ‘Monthly Mug’ from Dave Richardson

Tore Eliassen took the A Flight, with 42 points, Frank Kelly was second with 40 points and Phil Dwyer was third on a count back from Bill Plath in fourth, both with 37 points. Jorgen Olegal took the B Flight with 41 points, Kevin Dinan was second with 39 points, Henk De Bock was third with 36 points and Ernst Hansen was in fourth with 35 points ahead of Uwe Kessler and Old Arthur Bailey on count backs.

Near Pin: S4 Kris Helgason, S7 Gene Rooney, E2 Peter Hammond, E5 John Swanson

Long Put: S9 Kevin Dinan, E9 Frank Kelly

Thursday 15 December
Pattaya Country Club, Medal Monthly Mug

The Cafe Kronborg took our monthly trip to Pattaya Country Club to let all the players do their best to try and win the prime monthly competition, The Monthly Mug. The players met at The Cafe Kronborg in the middle of the night, well 07:30 am, and toddled off to the course on the transport. On this day there were a lot of players, (over 50) but for once, they were quite well behaved and we were able to get to the course, book in and in fact tee off quite early thanks in part to the course management who are usually quite good here.

The winds blew, and wigs had to be tied down, still the course was in fine condition, with grassy fairways and hard, fast, tricky greens. Quite a few of us were blown to oblivion however, and as usual we could expect only the brave to come through. Sat in the restaurant and partaking of the food, the scores started to come in but with nothing outstanding for a while. With 50+ players, we always expect someone to come out of the woods, and with a net 68 leading the way we began to hear rumors of someone putting together a sub net 60 round. We also had a net 64 as well near the end.

The A Flight, 0 to 16, saw some really close scores and a lot of count backs. The scores were within 1 shot, with the winner Takeshi Hakozaki, second Tony Scamber and third Kenny Mau all scoring net 71 and places decided on count back. We also had a count back for fourth, on net 72, with Paul Avery beating Bob Pearce out.

Before most of the competitions I remind the players that they have to fill their card in correctly or, as we play by the rules, I shall have to disqualify them. As is usual, we had incorrectly filled out cards; the sad thing is the man who would have won the B Flight, and indeed The Mug if he had not finished 7, 9 on the last two holes, put down an incorrect handicap. This allowed the B Flight, 17 up, to be won by Arthur Bailey, (Old Mr. Steady), with a net 68, on count back over Tyrone Bridge in second. In third we had Tom Breslin with a net 71 and in fourth we had Barry Kerr with a net 72.

So to the winner, and with a fine net 64 Jimmy Flanagan came to the fore to win The Mug. Finally a Merry Xmas to all our readers.

T.T.F.N

Near Pin: #5 Tom Breslin, #7 Rick Evans, #12 J.B Russell, #16 Jimmy Flanagan

Long Put: #9 John Swanson, #18 Noodle


Fair winds and fast greens test PSC golfers

55th Members Open at Sriracha, Friday 16 December

It was with some trepidation that 113 stalwart golfers set out on Friday 16 December for the 55th PSC Member’s Open at Sriracha. Would the course be in good shape and would there be enough carts for some of our more elderly members let alone for Ed Trayling and his iron lung? However, the biggest worry were the extensive road works near the course, designed to confuse and misdirect any stray Farangs who dared to venture off the beaten track. Fear not gentle readers all our misgivings were in vain and we had a most enjoyable day with a stiff breeze but no rain to mar the proceedings.

“Chris John, the golf chairman with all the winners.”

The new management led by Khun Nitiphat quickly proved up to the task and the course was completely empty prior to the start, a rarity in Thailand. As a result the round was completed at a brisk pace with no holdups at the turn. The course itself was in better shape than our last visit and with a new management company taking over the maintenance duties next week, further improvements are expected. The big talking point was the speed of the greens and many a golfer paid the price of leaving the ball above the hole with four putts as a reward. “Like lightening” said Ian Edwards, at least that’s what I think he said. A welcome sight was the return of the crocodiles on the first Par 3 although they seemed to have lost weight on their holidays.

The tough conditions on the day restricted the number of golfers under par to seven with many high scores in evidence. The low gross and winner of the Karl Lislevan trophy was Barry James with a 76 whilst the low net and Dr. Sam trophy went to Nigel Canon with 42 points. Elsewhere Vincent Smythe led a record entry in the A flight with 69, Dennis Edmunds the B flight with 72, Graham Ramsay the C flight with 37 points, Hank De Bok D flight with 40 points and the Ladies flight went to Ploy Thongpen with 31 points.

At the presentation afterwards, the golf chairman, Chris John thanked all the organizing committee consisting of Ian Edwards, Tony Oakes, Alan Pearce, Herb Schwieterman and Bernie Tuppin back from his pilgrimage to Angkor Wat. Sponsors for the day were The Harley Bar, The TQ, Diana Group, The Hotshot Bar, Shenanigans and The Blue Parrot and Sriracha Golf Club. That the day was a resounding success was due in no small way to the help and assistance received from the Sriracha management team and our thanks to all concerned.

Results:
Winner (Karl Lislevan Trophy): Barry James, 76 points
A flight
Winner: Vincent Smythe, 80 points
B Flight
Winner: Dennis Edmunds, 72
C Flight
Winner: Graham Ramsay, 37 points
D flight
Winner: Hank De Bok, 40 points
Ladies flight
Low Gross:Ploy Thongpen, 85
Winner: Ursular Lehner, 36 points

Near pins: Vincent Smythe, Takeshi Hakosaki (2), Barry James, Rob Aughton, Mike Seely, Harri Nyman, Elias Magnusson, David Foulk, Nik Reiter, Donald Hendry, David Johnson, Walter Anderson, Brendon Dougal, Chris John, Cecil Williams, Oiloi Helling, Brigitta Luning, Ploy Thongpen.

Long Drives: Ryszard Baranowski, Rob Aughton, Rick Monaghan, Arne Skorge, Ursular Lehner.

Long Putts: Mam Trayling, Jean-Paul Michiels, David Johnson, Brendon Dougal


Winner to ‘bananas’ in a week

I.P.G.C. golf with the Caddy Shack

Tuesday 13 December the golfers from the Caddy Shack went to Bangpra for a Stableford competition. The players were split into two divisions with the cut being 16 and under. The winter wind has arrived and was blowing a gale; this made the golf a bit tricky and the scores in division two suffered a little. Peter Allen shot a net 79 to finish in 3rd place, Norm Robinson shot a net 76 for 2nd place and Alan Bissell shot a net 72 level par for 1st place. In division one they handled the conditions very well and some good scores were recorded; in 3rd place was Mike Allidi with a net 73, in 2nd place was Steve Nowell with a net 70, but the winner of the day and the best net score was Sam Fitzsimmons with a 68.

From winners to bananas, Alan and Yui Bissell

There were two “2”s on the day shared by Mike Allidi and Jan Eriksen. The bananas were awarded to Kenneth Andersen for his gross 88 score. A lot of us would be very proud of an 88 gross but if you are a 4 handicapper, this is not acceptable and could not go unnoticed by the committee. The yellow perils were thus, graciously accepted by Ken. The lucky winner of the Sunday dinner was Tony Duthie.

Thursday 15 December the Caddy Shack decided to put on a 2 man Texas scramble. This is always a popular choice and with the course of Treasure Hills adding to the mix, many teams turned out. The course was in great condition and is always a challenge: in 3rd place was Steve Nowell and Terry Phur with a net 70.40; in 2nd place was Mark Joshua and Don Francis with a 69.80 whilst in 1st place was Richard Wardell and Michael Waltschek.

There were two “2”s on the day shared between the teams of Les Hall / Glyn Evans and Bill Hewitt / Geoff Hart. After his nice win on Tuesday and then the worst score today, the bananas were awarded to Alan Bissell and his wife Yui Bissell. Tuesday we go to Sattahip for a Medal round and we leave the Caddy Shack at 10.00am.


Joker slips in a 68 at Burapha

IPGC golf from The Haven

Mon 12 Dec
Mountain Shadow, Stableford

1st Rick Holmes: 41
2nd ony Quaid: 40 c/b 23
3rd om Sathram: 40 c/b 21
4th rian Kelly: 38
5th ichard Garland: 37

It is not so long ago that Glyn Nicholas was christened “Magellen” for getting lost on the way to Mountain Shadow. Today, Magellen managed to get lost on the course! Teeing off in the first group from the white tees, he realized his error when his group reached the 5th hole, which was just a 105yd pitch over the water. From then on Glyn’s round disintegrated as he started to imagine the comments about his leadership that would be flying back at the Haven.

The six groups following Glyn had little option but to follow off the white tees and most players managed to enjoy the “holiday” and play the tough layout off forward tees for the first time in their lives! Scores were excellent as could be expected and it was great to see Rick taking the honors after his forced absence from the links with back problems. Tony and Tom enjoyed a close battle for second place with Brian and Richard completing the podium placings. Commiserations to Paul Hartley and Richard Feltham who just missed out on count back.

Playing off the forward tees, there was always going to be plenty of “2”s despite the difficult greens and the rollover jackpot in division 1 was shared by Alan Howell, Dave Shaw, Glyn Nicholas & Rick Holmes, whilst Richard Feltham scooped the pool in division 2. Prior to the presentation, Richard Livingston, the resident PGA professional welcomed back Russell Exley, Del Bailey, Fred Land, Richard Feltham and John Squitero.

Wed 14 Dec
Khao Kheaw B&C, Stableford

1st Alan Howell: 35 c/b 17
2nd David Dines: 5 c/b 16
3rd Paul Hartley: 32
4th Roar Berger: 31

What’s up Doc - 18 golfers? Just about half the usual field. Is the course getting a poor reputation or are golfers getting bored with Khao Kheaw? Well reports suggest that conditions were good except possibly, the “greens” on the renovated C course, which need ‘growing in’. Still, Alan and David made the most of the day with a very close finish, just settled on count back and much to their surprise, Paul and Roar completed the podium placings. In the “2”s competition, Joe Kirkpatrick took the division 1 prize, whilst Ole Stamnes chipped-in for the prize in division 2. Prior to a surprisingly early presentation, Richard Livingston welcomed Joe Kirkpatrick and bade farewell to the “Iceman” Jens Gunnarsson.

Fri 16 Dec
Burapha A&B, Medal

Division 1 (0-17)

1st Joe Kirkpatrick: 68
2nd Roy Thornton: 72 c/b 33
3rd Norman Isherwood: 72 c/b 36
4th Karl Holm: 73
Division 2 (18 plus)
1st Alex Tait: 67
2nd Barry Chadbourn: 68
3rd Richard Feltham: 69
4th Micky Moore: 72

Beautiful golfing weather, sunny but cool and windy, a course in superb condition and the penultimate game in the 2005 Order of Merit. All the ingredients for a large turnout and some great golf! Despite some of the white tees being on the blue tee boxes, scores were excellent, particularly in division 2 where Alex found some form to beat off a strong challenge from Barry and Richard but the man of the day, perhaps even the week was Joe (Joker) Kirkpatrick for his superb 68 gross, which easily took the honors in division 1

Joe, an old friend of Barry Winton, hails from San Francisco but has been living and playing his golf in Scottsdale, Arizona for some years. In the mid 90’s he played on the Hooters Tour and only missed his European Tour card by one shot! All tour players have a nickname and Joe was christened “Joker” by the great man himself, Jack Nicklaus! Joe had met Jack’s son Gary at a Pro-Am at Pebble Beach and was introduced to the Master as “Jo-ker-patrick”. Next day at practice, Jack tapped him on the shoulder and presented him with a golf hat, embroidered on the inside were the words “Joker”.

Joe is over here to practice and acclimatize before traveling down to Malaysia after Christmas to try for his card on the Asian Tour. We all wish him well! Back to the competition and the “2’s” prizes; Joe Kirkpatrick and Barry Traynor shared the pool in division 1, whilst Fred Ewins, Alex Tait, Roar Berger, Fred Land & Richard Feltham all took home a small share of the division 2 prize. Prior to the presentation, Richard Livingston, welcomed back Alan Griffiths, Paul Taylor & Graham Hiskett before bidding a brief farewell to Roar Berger & Ole Stamnes.


Jubilant Jones nabs Noble Place win

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the OK Corral

Tuesday, 13 December, saw the Pattaya Golf Society take route 331 up to Noble Place for its weekly medal event on a fine warm day. The course was in excellent condition and marks superb value for money, as another large Pattaya golf group had discovered, teeing off just before the PGS. Scores were to be good as the field averaged net 74, with Paul Scully, always thereabouts, firing net 72 to share third place with Tore Eliassen. John Cunningham, ever consistent, recorded the day’s best gross and another sub-par round with net 71 to take runner-up place. The day auspiciously marked the exact first anniversary of a broken toe, which deprived Len Jones of three months golf and he was determined to blow away the sad memory. His heavy artillery worked wonderfully well, his light armour only occasionally backfired, and his putting was laser guided as he took victory with his best round of the year, net 68. The racing greens prevented any birdie 2’s although Denis Smith was unlucky to lip out from off the green and the challenge was to move on to Mountain Shadow two days later. A cell phone interrupted Noel O’Brien’s group and he was awarded the Booby Bevy despite the claims of Mikael Andersson and Jim Wilson for playing the wrong ball. Everyone was a winner on the day as they had enjoyed a feast of good golf on a course, which is as good as any in the province, but at a fraction of the cost.

Dual winners
at Emerald

For the second successive Thursday a booking made by the Pattaya Golf Society had been put on the back burner by a local club, in favour of a larger competition, and so we snubbed our nose at Mountain Shadow on 15 December and withdrew to the fine course at Emerald Ban Chang instead. Finding it was a sports day made the decision even more sensible and the scene was set for a tight competition. The on-going improvements to the course are making it an even finer challenge and the fast rolling greens give an advantage to the “touch” players. The weather was unseasonably chilly and the ever-present cool breeze reminded John Cunningham of his Scottish heritage as he warmed up with 34 points, sharing the score with playing partner Ya Chaiyanont. Both took the victory, one point ahead of Harry Riley and Rob Dolan, whilst Harry took consolation with his birdie 2 on the fifteenth, which so nearly became his third hole-in-one. Len Jones, the leader after ten holes, slumped over the next five, into the strong wind, and his demise on the leader board gave him the Booby Bevy. Emerald is rapidly becoming a jewel of a venue.


The Beautiful Game?: Bosman : Ten years on

Riz Taylor

If I asked you to name a famous Belgian, chances are you’d come up with names such as Audrey Hepburn or cyclist Eddie Merckx. Or perhaps Jean Claude van Damme, star of Hollywood classics ‘Legionnaire’ and ‘Universal Soldier - The Return’ pops into your mind. And well he might.

But this is a football column, of course, not a review of terrible action movies. This month sees the ten-year anniversary of what officially was the “European Court of Justice Judgement on the Compatibility of Football Federation Regulations within Community Law”. To you and me this ruling goes by a more familiar name, and overnight it made another Belgian, unknown until 1995, one of the country’s most famous sons. His name is Jean-Marc Bosman, and the court’s findings would soon come to be known as the ‘Bosman Ruling’.

As a footballer, Bosman himself was undistinguished. In 1990, having spent six years at RFC Liege, the striker wished to move to minor French club Dunkerque. Despite his contract being at an end, Liege, as they were entitled to do under the old system, refused to sanction the move unless a substantial transfer fee was paid. Bosman was furious and a five-year court battle followed that would alter the face of modern football forever.

Fast forward five years and in December 1995 the ECJ finally ruled that football’s transfer system contravened the Treaty of Rome. A club would no longer be able to retain a player’s registration at the end of his contract and would now be powerless to prevent him moving on. For good measure the ruling also overturned UEFA’s enforcement of the ‘three plus two’ rule that stated that clubs playing in European competitions could field only three ‘foreign’ players and must also play two players who had graduated from the club’s youth system. This change benefited English sides that had been hampered by other British players from Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland being classed as foreigners.

In theory these rulings were a welcome change to an unfair structure, but in practice what followed was the birth of a greedy system that supporters still find themselves footing the bill for. Suddenly the balance of power shifted from the clubs to the players, who could now hold their employers to ransom as they neared the end of their contract. Agents, too, became fat from the increasing influence they were able to exert over the game as a whole. Clubs were forced to pay players far higher wages and offer longer contracts than previously had been necessary. This was fine when times were good, yet when the cash dried up many found themselves in deep financial trouble. Leeds United, Derby County and Bradford City famously hit difficulties and Chelsea were saved only by the intervention of billionaire Roman Abramovic. In continental Europe clubs such as Lazio, Parma and Borussia Dortmund have also needed to pawn the family silver and grovel to their bank managers to ensure survival.

Former Scotland international John Collins was the first man to leave Britain under the new system and was among the first beneficiaries. “What Bosman did was bring football into the business world,” he said. “In any other business if you are a successful chief executive or businessman and you want to leave the company at the end of a fixed-term contract then you can. That wasn’t an opportunity for footballers before Bosman.

“I still live in Monaco today and in all honesty if the Bosman rule hadn’t come in I probably would never have come here in the first place. You didn’t need to be an expert mathematician to realise that by not having to pay a transfer fee when they signed me from Celtic in 1996, Monaco were able to contribute much more in terms of a wage offer. It worked well in my favour: great timing and a great opportunity for me both financially and in terms of completely changing my family’s life.

Whilst Collins was a winner, ironically the biggest loser from the new system was Bosman himself. “I expected to win my case, but not so decisively,” he told World Soccer magazine in 1996. “It was a total defeat for all my opponents. I feel proud I had the courage to do something no other player had the courage to try. I showed that football is not above the law. I hope that in the years to come other players will realise precisely how much I have done for them.”

They didn’t. Within weeks of the verdict the Belgian had lost his job, his home and his wife, who left due to the financial strain that was placed upon the marriage. Although Bosman received compensation four years later it was insignificant and this world famous footballer, now 41, now lives in his mother’s house in Charleroi.

Finally, though, life may be about to improve for the man who has left a lasting legacy on the modern game. FIFpro, the international association of players’ unions, want Bosman to work as an ambassador for the organisation. A modest living from football is surely the very least that’s owed to a man that gave his comrades earning power beyond theirs and anybody else’s wildest dreams.

Keane decides on Celtic

The Roy Keane saga, which has gathered pace since the Irishman’s high profile departure from Manchester United last month, finally came to an end last week as he signed an eighteen-month contract at Celtic, the club he supported as a boy. He will be registered as a player when the transfer window re-opens on January 1st.

“He’s a top player and all the players, especially the young players, look up to him,” said manager Gordon Strachan. “We will be looking for his influence for the rest of the season.”

Tough Spanish tests for British sides

Chelsea will have to overcome Barcelona once again if they’re to progress to the quarter finals of the UEFA Champions League. The two sides met at that stage last season, and despite some fantastic football the tie became more famous for the war or words between Jose Mourinho and Barcelona boss Frank Rijkaard. The ‘Special One’ alleged that Rijkaard had visited the dressing room of referee Anders Frisk at half-time in the first leg in Spain, influencing the sending off of Didier Drogba shortly afterwards. This time around Chelsea, as a result of finishing second to Liverpool in Group G, will have the disadvantage of facing the Catalan giants in Barcelona for the decisive second leg.

Arsenal drew Real Madrid, prompting the first footballing return to England for David Beckham since moving to Spain, whilst Rangers, who have reached the knockout stages for the first time, were also drawn against Spanish opposition in Villareal. German champions Bayern Munich will play AC Milan in another mouth-watering tie. The full draw:

Chelsea v Barcelona, Real Madrid v Arsenal, Werder Bremen v Juventus, Bayern Munich v AC Milan, PSV Eindhoven v Lyon, Ajax v Inter Milan, Benfica v Liverpool, Rangers v Villarreal

Feast of football

No games this weekend while the world goes shopping, but the Christmas season will give us a full program of Premiership fixtures on both Boxing Day (Monday) and Wednesday 28th, which includes the Merseyside derby. I’ll leave you with this Christmas teaser: three European nations have lions on their shirts. Which ones? The answer next time if I remember, but until then Merry Christmas and see you next week.


The Square Ring

by Howie Reed

I know in two days you’ll be celebrating Christmas in the Land of Smiles. In the mode of the Holiday Season, I wish all my readers and editors a very Merry Christmas. I’ve been told that some in the Land of Smiles, (Pattaya Beach Branch), will visit the TQ for their annual “snow in Pattaya” romp: fake snow, real beer and sometimes, real girls! What a Christmas Day it will be with treats and treasures for all.

Boxing is a sport that when it’s ‘real’, has a universal appeal that transcends nationality and economic status. It’s one person against one person. Another sport that’s person on person is darts, as is procreation although some don’t consider the latter a sport. Silly people.

It’s not surprising that great darts players are big fans of boxing. Got a note from one of those great dart players. Mr. Dave Whitcomb was one of the best in the first golden age of darts. He retired and is now back competing in the World Professional Tournament. His first match was last Wednesday against Roland Shelton from Holland, a former champion. A man of dry whit, Dave wastes little time before getting to the point. His advice was as follows:

“Don’t know if you have had a chance to watch Williams v Harrison yet which was Saturday night. If you haven’t, don’t bother unless you are having trouble sleeping, in which case this is a sure fire remedy for insomnia. Harrison was like an arthritic donkey and Williams wasn’t much better. It was one long complete bore from start to finish. Any American top ranked fighter will put both of these boys to sleep inside 5 rounds, as they have nothing going for them. How Williams was able to beat Tyson nobody knows.”

Audley ‘The Fraudly’ has another take on his loss to Williams. “One loss is not the end of anyone’s career. It would have been nice to have retired as a world champion with a 36-0 record but it is not written like that. I still believe I have the skill, ability, heart and fortitude to be the heavyweight champion of the world.”

Williams take on the contest? “He has no heart. He was actually running away. He will dwindle away and never be seen again.”... You pays your money and take your choice.

Even with the recent loss of Hashim Rahman from the Don King stable of heavyweights, the electric haired one still holds most of the winning cards. Rahman filed for bankruptcy and when a Federal Bankruptcy Judge in Las Vegas heard the case, he ruled that Rahman’s contract with King was invalid. He further ruled that Rahman’s contract with Top Rank and Buffalo Bob Arum was the valid one. There are those that think that Rahman will be lucky to get by James Toney when they meet early next year.

I may have been incorrect in my report on the adventures of ‘Monkey House’ and his lamented Grammar school ‘T-Rock’. Specifically I wrote that he lost her when she decided to go to secondary school. I stand corrected, as ‘Monkey House’ has now answered from the Monkey Den. “T-Rock only left middle school because she learned everything there was to know. She has so far managed to extract 1,000,000 baht from a Swedish gentleman, has two other prospects and all three are unaware of each other. Despite her tender age of nineteen, T-Rock very smart and clever girl.”

Nineteen?? Bout time she left Grammar school.

Yeah, I know you’re tired of reading about Thai fighters that achieve something then get in the ring with lesser boxers and end up going nowhere. A case in point is former WBC fly champ Chatchai Sasakul Singwangcha (52-3) 33 KO’s. He ruled the roost from May 1997 until December of 1998 when he got KO’d by Manny Pacquiao in the 8th. Up to that fight he had been fighting “quality opponents”. From that point forward he ran off 19 in a row most against boxers of inferior talent. Last week in Japan he got in the ring with undefeated prospect Kuniyuki Aizawa (10-0-1), 7 KO’s. Aizawa got off the canvas in the third to win a UD (97-95,97-95 and 96-95). Even assuming that maybe being the hometown guy helped Aizawa; the former champ should still have eaten him for lunch

I was one of those, that write about boxing that thought that Samuel Peter (24-1) was the real deal in the heavyweight division. I accepted the fact that he was a ‘pure puncher’ but would not fall into the “Tua Trap” where he moved with all the ability and speed of a grounded sea turtle. In September Peter displayed all the aforementioned traits in losing to Wladimir Klitschko over 12 rounds. Peter’s management were philosophical in defeat: “That’s OK he’s young, he’ll get in the gym and his trainer will work to improve his mobility.” They then talked about him next fighting a top-notch heavyweight. That didn’t happen. Instead his camp wisely put him into the ring with trail horse Robert Hawkins (21-4). Peter’s management spoke of giving him a ‘different look’ in the ring. That’s not the impression Peter gave shortly before the fight. “I’m going for a knockout. I will not leave it to the referees and judges anymore.”

This is precisely the attitude that doomed David Tua and prevented him from reaching his potential. It is a wonder why many of the heavyweights don’t listen to their trainers and more importantly don’t learn from their mistakes. On his loss to Klitschko, Peter remarked:

“He was holding me, tying me up. That referee wanted the fight for Klitschko. I did everything I could, but the referee didn’t say anything about holding. He never told him ‘if you hold, I will disqualify you.’ I fought a good fight, but he was grabbing me and tying me up and never got a warning. The referee won that fight for Klitschko. I would have stopped him in round five. You have to fight inside the ring, not putting your head and body outside the ring, but the referee wouldn’t warn him for anything. He was putting his head outside the ropes. From now on, I won’t leave it to the judges or referees.”

Yes, Peter KO’d Robert Hawkins but he learned nothing. He won’t be a factor in any real heavyweight bouts. That’s if there is such a thing as a ‘real heavyweight’.

At the Max Schmeling Halle in Berlin last Sunday, John Ruiz (41-5-1) put his WBA heavyweight title on the line against 7-foot Nicolay Valuev (42-0). As an added attraction, the now divorced Laila “I’m not a lesbian” Ali destroyed 6’2" Asa Sandell in five, when the referee mercifully stopped the bout. Laila cruised to victory under the watchful eye of her father, Muhammed Ali, who was in Germany both to watch his daughter fight and also to collect a lifetime achievement award.

For Ruiz the trip was not so good. He lost a majority decision (116-113, 116-114, 114-114) to Valuev and his WBA crown. Ruiz took the decision with the class that he has exhibited throughout his career. That can’t be said for Ruiz’s jackass trainer/manager, Norman Stone. He reportedly got in a fight with a member of the Valuev camp and tried to steal back the WBC belt at the conclusion of the bout. Hopefully they didn’t have to go to the scorecards for that one. Pattaya visitors will recognize the Stone persona. He’s the typical loudmouth ex-pat full of joy-juice jerk that always causes trouble when happy hour ends.

Me? My happy hour has just arrived. Check with me later.


Dick & Nile lead the way at Century Chonburi

PSC golf from the Grapevine

With the coolest day in an eon, 28 golfers headed off from the Grapevine up Highway 331 to do battle with the course & conditions at Century Chonburi. This course is one of the best value venues around, although the cold showers on this particular day were a severe test in themselves.

On the day the course itself was in fine condition, but the weather really escalated the level of difficulty. To the fore on the day were Dick Worden (32) with a very creditable 40 points to take the 19+ flight, while in the 0 - 18 grouping, Nile Sheehan (16) shot a fine 84 to also score 40 points. The runners up in each flight were Don MacPherson (16) & Ray Glenwright (25) both with 38. The technical prizes are always tough to get at Century as a couple of the par 3’s are real testers. On this day the winners were Tom, Roy, Donald, Fergus, Nigel & Kuni while Don & T.J. picked up the long putts.

Following our return to the Grapevine we were treated to some tasty chicken wings and veggies, a welcome repast on this cool windy day. I mentioned earlier that 28 golfers headed off to Chonburi, but like all trips not all went smoothly with a new crewmember unable to locate said golf course. Brian has promised us he knows the way to next week’s venue. I am confident this will be the start of many enjoyable golfing days with his new mates. Gordie happily welcomed the respite afforded him.

If you think you would like to join in for some good golf, camaraderie and a general enjoyable day, come down to Soi Regent Marina & sign up.

Cheers & Good Golfing


Seaboard FC beat Bangkok United to take winning run to four games

Seaboard FC played their last game before the Christmas break in the Bangkok MBMG Casuals League last Saturday at Horseshoe Point against Bangkok United. Manager Rick Bryant was prepared for a tough afternoon as United had done the double over Seaboard last season. Bryant was particularly pleased however to welcome Lee Homer back into the centre of defence after illness and also for the return of last seasons player of the year Danny Stevens from Hong Kong, who had to settle for a place on the bench.

Seaboard’s John Campbell (right) tussles with the Bangkok United defence

The opening minutes saw both teams showing some composure on the ball but play was contained mainly to the middle of the park. It was Seaboard however, who were the first to create an opening when on 3 mins, some neat interplay between Ernest Romario and John Campbell resulted with Romario shooting from an acute angle but the Bangkok keeper managed to get down well to his left and push the ball wide for a corner. It was Campbell again 2 minutes later that gained possession of the ball just inside his own half and threaded a delightful pass through to Romario who should have done better from close range. Seaboard were to take the lead however on 9 mins when Jake Baker was fed the ball by Craig Banks and he ran on from the halfway line to calmly slot past the advancing keeper and score to justify his selection in the starting eleven following his impressive display in Bangkok the previous week.

Seaboard should have doubled their lead on 17 mins when after playing a neat one two with Romario, Mark Brittain found himself clean through the Bangkok defence but he lashed the ball wide from 12 yards out when it seemed easier to score.

Seaboard were now dominating the game and managed to create a series of chances which, with better finishing could have sewn the game up before halftime. With Banks dominating the midfield again this week and Homer and Brian Wilkins solid in defence, goalkeeper Mark Coombs was a virtual spectator for most of the half.

10 minutes before halftime Seaboard contrived to miss a series of half chances when Brittain found himself one on one with the keeper and having failed to score, the ball ran loose in the Bangkok penalty area. Several players had shots blocked before Baker finally hit the ball high and wide from 6 yards out.

With Seaboard exerting continual pressure on the Bangkok defence it seemed only a matter of time before the second goal would come and it was to be Romario, who after playing a one two with Brittain, ran on to dummy the goalkeeper and a defender on the line before tapping the ball into the empty net. Further chances were to be created by Seaboard in the remaining minutes of the half but these were to come to nothing. The halftime whistle could not come soon enough for a disheartened Bangkok side and Seaboard went in at the break with a two-goal advantage.

Manager Bryant made a couple of changes at halftime introducing Stevens up front and reserve keeper Torn came in to take over from Coombs between the posts. The second period was to start as the first had finished with Seaboard continuing to press and within a few minutes of the restart Romario found himself one on one with the Bangkok keeper after a great ball from Stevens but he failed to convert the chance. Both full backs Christian Elembe and Keng were having a good afternoon supporting the Seaboard attack on numerous occasions. One such move saw Keng drive the ball just over from 25 yards.

It was 12 mins. into the half before Seaboard were to score their third goal. Adam Gardner tackled back well in the middle of the park and fed a good ball through to Stevens whose cross field ball over the top found Brittain and he drove home for his first of the afternoon. This was to signal the start of a scrappy patch to the match with both sides having players booked and Romario literally having the shirt ripped off his back by the Bangkok United defence.

Halfway through the second period Seaboard were to put the result beyond any doubt when a mix up in the Bangkok defence saw the ball run loose to Stevens who found Brittain unmarked in the box and he scored with ease.

One minute later it was to be 5-0 when Stevens yet again latched onto a loose ball and he found Romario out wide. Romario cut inside two defenders to square to Brittain who gratefully slotted home from close range to complete his hat trick. Further changes were made with the introduction of Cliff West up front and young Colin McCubbin replaced Keng at left back. West was to make an almost immediate impact on the game when he was to pick up the ball in midfield and after some neat passing between Romario and Stevens, he was on hand to hammer home from close range off the post. Seaboard were to score their last goal of the afternoon 10 minutes from time when a cross from Stevens was deflected into the path of Romario and he gratefully nodded past the stranded keeper.

Bangkok were now a well beaten side and were to show their frustration with an appalling tackle on Romario by one of their defenders who was immediately red carded by the referee. The last action of the afternoon saw West hit the post from close range after a cross from Romario and the introduction of Surin up front who showed some neat touches during his brief spell on the field. Final score Seaboard FC 7 Bangkok United 0.

Rick Bryant was clearly delighted with his sides’ fourth consecutive win and strong finish to the year. Seaboard have now scored 51 goals in their opening 8 fixtures of the season and will go into next year full of confidence.

Seaboard’s next game is in Bangkok against Les Gaulois on Saturday 7th January and the next home game at Horseshoe Point will be against the Scandinavian Vikings on Saturday 14th January, kick off 4:00pm.

Seaboard FC have been fortunate enough to secure the sponsorship of AGS Four Winds International Movers and Cranes and Equipment Ltd. Europe-Middle East-Asia for this season and would like to thank them for their continued support.

Anybody who could be interested in joining Seaboard FC, whether their stay in Thailand is for a long or short period is more than welcome to come down to the football pitch in Naklua every Tuesday evening at 6:30pm, contact us at [email protected] or call Peter on 01 810 1470.


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In the 1930 World Cup semi-final in Uruguay, Argentina scored a disputed goal against the United States. Shouting abuse at the referee, the American trainer dashed out to tend to an injured player. The crowd of 80,000 roared with approval as he ran on to the pitch, threw down his medical bag, broke a bottle of chloroform, accidentally anaesthetized himself, and was promptly carried off by his own team.

Scottish Samba?

During a tight match one day, Partick Thistle manager John Lambie was informed that one of his strikers had sustained a concussion and did not know who he was.

“That’s great,” Lambie replied. “Tell him he’s Pele and get him back on!”


Pattaya City Council and the Chonburi Amateur Boxing Association announces the Pattaya Golden Gloves Amateur Boxing Tournament

Pattaya City Council in cooperation with the Chonburi Amateur Boxing Association held a news conference to announce the first Pattaya Golden Gloves Boxing Tournament, which is to be held 21-27 December from 2:00 pm onwards, at Thepprasit Boxing Stadium. Mr Poramet Ngampichaet from the office of the Prime Minister and Vice President of the Chonburi Amateur Boxing Association presided over the news conference with Mr Somchai Manothavorn, President of the Chonburi Amateur Boxing Association.

Mr Poramaet said that amateur boxing is a popular sport amongst the public and the Thai youth in particular. The government supports both domestic and international competition and Thailand has created a name for itself in international amateur boxing competition, especially in the recent Olympics. The present competition has received a support grant of 600,000 baht from Pattaya City Council with hopes of bringing success to the young and using the event as a selection process for Chonburi boxers to compete in national competitions.

The competition and the judging will abide by the rules of the Thailand Amateur Boxing Association under Royal Patronage and will consist of three, two-minute rounds and will be a straight knock out format, one loss and you’re out. Only boxers studying at schools in the Pattaya and Chonburi municipalities will be eligible to compete and none must be over 17 years old. The competitors will compete in seven weight categories; cotton-weight, mini-weight, paperweight, pin-weight, light fly-weight, fly-weight and bantamweight..

The winners will receive medals and a certificates and 1,500, 1,000 and 500 baht study grants. Trophies and 2,000 baht study grants will also be presented to the best boxer and the best rising star. An 8,000 baht study grant will go to the highest scoring team. For team points, the team must enter boxers in at least 4 weight classes with each class consisting of at least 4 boxers. If less than 4 boxers are entered, the boxers can compete for medals but points will not be added to the final team score. Seventeen teams totaling 84 boxers have already entered the competition.

Anyone interested in additional information may contact Mr Jakkaphan Naklada at Laem Chabang School of Engineering at Sukla, Sri Racha, Chonburi 20230 tel. 0-6303 1867 , 0-9098 8811 or Mr Narong Kittiwongtrakul at Chonkanayanukul School in Chonburi, tel. 0-9099 2779 or www.banglamung.ac.th


Khru Yodthong sets up foundation to help young boxers

A foundation is to be set up by the greatly respected Thai boxing instructor Khru Yodthong Sriwaralak to help and support those who love the sport and to help ensure that it maintains its role as part of Thailand’s heritage.

Khru Yodthong, Chairman of the Sid Yodthong International Camp Foundation presided over the meeting.

Khru Yodthong made the announcement on December 15 at the Diana Garden Resort Hotel, where he said that he had the intention to set up the Sid Yodthong International Camp Foundation one year ago. He has the cooperation of Somchai Manothaworn, chairman of the Thai amateur boxing association in Chonburi, and the foundation is ready to go ahead.

“Sid Yodthong International Camp Foundation will be transferred to the government,” said Khru Yodthong “The main purpose of the foundation is to help and support youth who love Thai boxing for its skill in sparring and competition. It is also to help poor students who have good grades.”

The foundation, he added, is entirely non-political. Khru Yodthong is chairman and Somchai is the foundation manager. Initially there are seven foundation members.