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All that glitters is not gold

Dave Earthrowl again, Suwatana wins Ladies, but Ian Colville best

Royal Lakeside, a fine walk un-spoiled

Great value at Century Chonburi

Sports Quiz

Novel format proves to be the winner at the 11th TAGGS Invitational

Philbrook and Payne by a shot

Grave injustice befalls ‘One Ball’

Glyn Nicholas aces at Khao Kheaw

Dan Sell does it again at Emerald Banchang

Nile & Keith, the stars of the show at The Navy

The Jomtien 8-Ball Pool League

Andersson triumphs in tight contest

John ‘the’ King at Eastern Star

Beginners “Tango Cup” at the Siam Polo Park

Square Ring

The Beautiful Game?

Gross 72 for Mike Allidi

Friends takes over top spot

Seaboard FC beat league leaders

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

All that glitters is not gold

Is the SEA Games at risk of losing its way?

Sports Commentary

The SEA games originated from the SEAP (South East Asian Peninsular) Games, which were first inaugurated in Thailand in 1959. Laung Sukhumnaipradit, the then Vice President of the Thailand Olympic Committee conceptualized the idea of the games as a means to “promote cooperation, understanding and friendly relations” among the countries in the region. As the 23rd SEA Games drew to a close last Monday in Manila amidst allegations of cheating, unsporting behaviour and diplomatic ‘mud-slinging’, one can only wonder what he would make of it all today.

Whilst last week’s games began amidst symbols of peace and unity, with some 4,000 athletes from 11 countries taking part, it didn’t take long for the ‘real’ fun and games to begin and the cynical expression of modern day, professional sport to rear its ugly head.

Just two days into the action and there were already rumblings in the high office of the Thai government that not all was well with the officiating at some of the sporting events. This prompted the Thai PM to suggest that the ‘the quest for gold’ had become the overriding factor in hosting the games and that an unofficial summit should be called among (Southeast Asian) leaders to discuss ways to “uplift the spirit and standard of the games”.

Whilst the timing of the Thai PM’s comments could certainly have been better, perhaps he should also be commended for ‘blowing the lid’ on what has for years been organized manipulation of the games by the host country. How does a host country achieve this?

It’s quite simple really: Step 1) Include sports you have a chance of winning: Step 2) Exclude the sports your main rivals are good at: Step 3) Exclude the sports you haven’t the faintest idea about and finally Step 4) Introduce sports that no one else in the region has ever played.

With this winning formula in mind, Vietnam in 2003 held events in shuttlecock kicking and fin swimming and whilst the Philippines kicked them out this year, they themselves introduced such popular events as dance sports, arnis(?) and hoop takraw. When Indonesia hosted the games in 1997, they topped the medal table. This pattern was repeated for Malaysia in 2001, Vietnam 2003 and now the Philippines this year. With the huge amounts of money a host country invests in staging the games, it is understandable in some respects that they don’t want to see the bulk of the gold medals being won by visiting teams but where do you draw the line? Singapore is provisionally being touted as the host nation for the 2011 SEA Games. It’s not beyond the realms of possibility that we may see cyber games and speed SMS being introduced as events by then.

Is there any way to put a stop to all this? Well, maybe an independent SEA Games commission should be set up and given the authority to decide what sports should or should not be included and also appoint judges and officials of it’s own. This is after all, the third biggest sporting event in the region after the Olympics and the Asia Games and should be organized accordingly. Will this ever happen? One can only hope so.

Back to the recently concluded games and Thai sports officials had initially set a target of 110 - 118 gold medals. Whilst the final figure of 87 fell somewhat short, it came as part of a total medal haul of 283, which included some superb performances from the athletes. Indeed, the saddest part about the controversy surrounding this year’s SEA Games is that for the most part, the athletic performances were either overlooked or were forever cast under a dark cloud of suspicion following comments made about the officiating. There were however many moments of magic produced by competitors of every nation and this is the legacy that should and will hopefully be carried forward to the next SEA Games in 2007.

Where will those games be held? You guessed it... Thailand!


Dave Earthrowl again, Suwatana wins Ladies, but Ian Colville best

Mike Franklin

Scores in the combined November & December Diana Seniors & Ladies Open at Pattaya Country Club on Thursday December 1 were surprisingly modest given fine weather conditions for the 57 strong field.

(L to R) Dave Earthrowl, Suwatana Sawadi, Ian Colville.

Best of the day came from Ian Colville winning the Seniors division with 39 Stableford points, with Geoff Bowers a worthy runner-up with 37 points.

Next best scores came from the Ladies, Suwatana Sawadi winning with 37 points and Toy Theobald runner-up with 36 points. Dave Earthrowl must know something we don’t as his modest 35 points was good enough to take the Super Seniors trophy and an even more modest 34 points from Fred Theobald claimed second place.

Near pin prizes went to Intara Gorensson, Barry Rothberg, Bob Short, and Danny Dyke on #5, #7, #12 & #16 respectively. Yao Gale had the longest putt on #9 and Mike Wardman on #18.

Newcomers were duly acknowledged at the prize-giving, namely Suthee Anderson, Stuart Lewis, Ove Karlsson, Jan Svensen, Maurice Kelly, Mike Wardman, Tony Burdett, Gerd & Hans Jakobsen, Fred & Yvonne Nyman, and Suwatana Sawadi.

The next Diana Seniors & Ladies Open will be on Thursday January 26th 2006, currently scheduled at Pattaya Country Club, although the December 1st 30% increase in green fees may necessitate a review.


Royal Lakeside, a fine walk un-spoiled

PSC golf from The Caf้ Kronborg

Monday November 28
Plutaluang (Stableford)

The Royal Thai Navy’s East and West layout were host for a stableford competition in two flights; A flight 0 to 15, and B flight 16 up. The course was in fine condition, and the start of the rebuilding of the locker rooms will begin shortly and take 90 days to complete.

Aussie Kevin Callaghan took the A flight with an amazing 44 points, ahead of Fergus Brennan in second with 41 points and Kris Helgasson third on a count back over Tony Scrambler, both 38 points.

Barry Kerr took the B flight with 38 points ahead of Dave Richardson in second with 34 points and Bent Agerbo in third on countback from Bob Richardson, both 33 points.

Thursday November 1
Royal Lakeside (Stroke)

This is a course that would be played much more often if it were closer; that said we usually slip it into the schedule when we can and ensure plenty of transport is available, as few take their cars. On this day we had a good turnout, and despite busy roads the drive was quite pleasant. This course is probably the best around to walk, with level or flat fairways, all of which are well grassed. It is always a pleasure to walk on thick springy grass and few courses can offer this. The fairways on this day were as expected, the greens were very good and the only drawback was a strong wind. What a fine walk, un-spoilt, if I may say so!

So on the day we were expecting some low scores, however the course obviously had a bite to it as in fact no one broke net 70. The winner of the A flight, 0 to 15, was Marty Allred with a net 70. I will expand on this as to score a net 70 Marty had to shoot a gross 71, being off 1 handicap. It is pleasing to see the improvement in his game of late, and maybe we will have a scratch golfer in the near future. In second was Fergus Brennan with a net 71 on count back, ahead of Elias Magnussen in third and John Gee, all with net 71.

In the B flight, 16 up, the winner was J.C Lhoste with a net 70 ahead of Bent Moeller in second with a net 72 and Michael Winfield in third with a net 74. Of course what goes out has to drive back, but not before we spent some time in this fine clubhouse.

T.T.F.N.


Great value at Century Chonburi

PSC golf from Tropical Bert’s

Tuesday November 29 Century Chonburi (Stableford).

I only have one thing to say, “Come back Tim, all is forgiven”, and on this day it was the number one thought in my mind as I arrived at Bert’s at 07:55 to book everyone in, to find Bob helping out and the extras flooding in. It never fails to amaze me that when the organizers can book nearly two months ahead and plan days in advance, the players don’t know if they will be playing until the hangover kicks in. Such is life.

Arriving at the fine Century Chonburi clubhouse and seeing the 100 Baht green fee, I realised why the clubhouse was so fine, and why so many golf connoisseurs had saved up and turned up: Next week Laem Chabang. So onto the course, which actually is one of the better courses when it is in its best condition, however on this day it was not. Still this course is such good value I have no doubt it will be on the schedule next month.

Back at Bert’s the food was ready: big hot dogs and chips and a management decision was taken by me that the presentation could wait till I finished, as I missed my ‘brekkers’. After all, free is free!

Presentation time, and it was a pleasure to present to the winners, Kris Helgasson in Div A, and Max Matthews in Div B. Of course with my great experience all went well with no mistakes!

T.T.F.N.


Sports Quiz

Congratulations to Colin Wood for being the first to correctly answer all three of last week’s questions. Thanks go out all those who tried and better luck next time. In case you were wondering about the answers, here they are:
1) Which was the first London club to win the League Cup?
Answer:
Chelsea
2) Which was the last country to win the Five Nations rugby tournament?
Answer:
Scotland
3) The horse Brigadier Gerard raced eighteen times. How many did he win?
Answer:
17
This weeks Questions are:
1) Who won the BBC Personality of the Year in 2003?
2) Which footbal club did Brian Clough first manage?
3) When was the last time that Great Britain won the Two Man Bobsleigh at the Olympic Games?


Novel format proves to be the winner at the 11th TAGGS Invitational

The 11th TAGGS invitational team golf tournament took place at Eastern Star golf club and resort last Friday, 2 December. The format this year was a novel change from previous events with 20 four-man teams competing in a 4-ball, best 2 net scores per hole strokeplay match up. Initially, certain high handicap golfers cast some doubts about this particular format as they felt it would favour the better players. This fear proved to be unfounded however, and in fact the highest handicapped group in the entire field was that comprising of Dan Dorothy (Pattaya Mail Ed.), yours truly, (Pattaya Mail Sports Ed.) and our two trusty cohorts, Clark Alexander and Peter White. Setting off in the final grouping, we found ourselves net 7 under par after only 5 holes. With visions of being tagged as ‘bandits’ for the rest of our natural lives entering our collective minds, we subconsciously eased off the gas and came in a creditable 5th at 9 under par. Well, that’s my excuse anyway; the three successive, horrendous hook shots out of bounds on the 15th tee notwithstanding.

Three of the winners (L-R) Jerry McCarthy, Joe McArdle and Peter Henshaw collect their prizes from Stephen Beard (far right).

Elsewhere on the course, some teams were fairing better and some, alas not. The Eastern Star course was in sparkling condition for this event but even so, it still provides a stern test to golfers of all abilities.

The TAGGS invitational is traditionally held every year to celebrate Stephen Beard’s birthday, so back at the Haven a festive atmosphere prevailed amongst all the prize giving. Once the scoring had been verified, Richard Livingston announced that the winners of this year’s event were Joe McArdle, Peter Henshaw, Arthur Hancock and Jerry McCarthy who between them posted a very respectable 12 under par score. The second and third places were decided on count-back whilst Mr. Loy’s Caddy Shack team came in 4th. The novelty prize (wooden spoon) went to Ray Walton, Philip Boghurst, Yves Philibert and Alan Beesley. For their efforts, they were each awarded a magnificent ’20kg’ elephant sculpture to take home with them.

All that remained was for those in attendance to enjoy the rest of the evening and observe Mr. Loy conduct more bartering and exchanging of prizes than normally goes on in a back street Turkish bazaar. Finally, thanks go out to Stephen Beard and Lamyai and the Haven team for once again staging a superb event. Steven turned 65 on Dec 7and we all hope to be back to celebrate his birthday again next year: Many Happy Returns, Steven.

Results:
1st Joe McArdle, Peter Henshaw, Arthur Hancock, Jerry McCarthy: 132 (12 under par)
2nd Tom Sathrum, Michael Dige, Al Rolnik, Rich Garland: 133 (11 under par) cb 61
3rd Yasuo Suzuki, Jens Gunnarsson, Rodney Nabbe, Mark Woods: 133 (11 under par) cb 65
4th Roy Mitchell, Keith Forrt, Wilf Latham, Bill Hewitt: 134 (10 under par) cb 67


Philbrook and Payne by a shot

Mike Franklin

Scores were close in the Jameson’s Pairs Combined Stableford at Plutaluang (S&N) on Wednesday November 30, but Simon Philbrook and Jason Payne’s combined fifty-three Stableford points total was just one shot good enough to win. Commiserations go out to Rich Wibrow / Mosquito Bill and Ann Drader / Banjob Franklin: both pairs scored a combined fifty-two points. Four technicals were on offer - Banjob being nearest the pin on S.4 and Alistair Cummings on the Lighthouse hole N.3. The long putt on S.9 was not claimed and Jason sank the longest on N.9. The weather was fine and hot and the course in good shape, although the greens were slower than usual.

Back at Jameson’s a new Wednesday special was on the menu. Succulent baked ham with vegetables in its own stock, and quite delicious.

The next outing will be the JIGS ‘Jinger Bens’ Christmas Scramble at Eastern Star Friday 23 December - a festive fun tournament to start the Christmas holiday: Entry details in Jameson’s and in Pattaya Mail. Entry is open to all and is 300 baht. The Wednesday 21 December warm-up will not take place due to the busy schedule leading up to Christmas.


Grave injustice befalls ‘One Ball’

IPGC golf from Lewiinski’s

Sunday 27 November
Green Valley - White Tees,
Stableford

1st A Flight: Mark White, 44 points
2nd A Flight: “Woody” Sherwood, 40 points
3rd A Flight: Dave Tanner, 39 points
1st B Flight: Joe McArdle, 40 points
2nd B Flight: Jay Nakagawa, 39 points
3rd B Flight: Frank Pilkigton, 37 points
1st C Flight: Colm Mullem, 46 points
2nd C Flight: Dave Porter, 44 points
3rd C Flight: Paul Shaw, 44 points
1st D Flight: John Ginnane, 41 points
2nd D Flight: Alec Hoare, 39 points
3rd D Flight: Brian Cooper, 39 points
NP’s: #2 Jay Nakagawa; #9 John McHugh; #12 Bob Lindborg; #16 Jack Grindvold

2’s: Mark White (2); John McHugh (2); Joe Mooneyham; Frank Pilkington, Colin Davis; J.J. Wright; Bob Lindborg; Stan Dismuke; Charles Sheppard

There are no words, at least of which this scribe is aware, to right the injustice that occured in the Society this grim day at Green Valley. Here is a man struggling against the odds, nursing injuries from numerous sources, not the least of which is when he fell off his roof and had to be re-dropped because he had rolled more than two club lengths. And the challenges aren’t just physical, he has had caddies switched on him between the front of the clubhouse and the back, he has been plagued by slow play both in front of him... and behind him, and he has suffered verbal accostings simply because his God-given voice could break glass from four fairways away. So here is this weary but brave figure coming home, against all odds, with 43 points and what happens in C Flight...? Nada, nothing, nyet! No loot, no applause, only this scant epitaph in this weekly journal and, of course, the satisfaction that his handicap went down. Raise a glass to One Ball... and George; ring the bell if you would!

Now, it is on to the culprits who precipitated this. Sporting a well-seasoned handicap from past stays and from a prolonged pre-Christmas visit, Colm Mullen put together a career making and C Flight winning 46 points/gross 80 effort. Two other vets of numerous Pattaya rounds, Dave Porter and Paul Shaw, locked horns at 44 points with David having the math his way and in C Flight with 43 points... oh never mind, you’ve already heard that story.

With the course clearly vulnerable in its Sunday configuration, John White, visiting from the States, and playing off a tidy 9 handicap had 44 points to lead the premier Flight. Freddie Jacobson’s right hand man on both the PGA and European tour, Mark “Woody” Sherwood, had a fantastic 40 points off his 5 handicap for sole A Flight second. Both Marks tied for medalist on the day with gross 73’s! Dave Tanner, whose consistency was apparent when he first arrived, has now shown that his surgically repaired shoulder is coming good and that he has acclimated to Pattaya golf as his 39 points kept Johnny McQ’s 38 points at bay, as well as the 37 points of Wacko Jacko..

D Flight was not about to go unnoticed as John Ginnane saw his 41 points stand up for the top step. The always in the money Alec Hoare won a count back over Svelte Brian Cooper for second. Brian, although a mere shadow of his former self, still lobbied that a scale be used to break the D Flight tie.

B Flight provided the most modest of winning scores, although hardly modest it was, as the Leprechaun, Joe McArdle, amassed 40 points, leaving Jay Nakagawa’a 39 points a step below. Frankie the Pilk rounded out a day of big point totals as his 37 was good for third. Now hold it, that’s not fair...One Ball had 43!

Monday 28 November
Pattaya C.C. -White Tees,
Stableford

1st A Flight: Joe Carney, 38 points
2nd A Flight: Bruce Milner, 35 points
1st A Flight: Colm Mullen, 34 points
1st B Flight: Poo Supaporn, 38 points
2nd B Flight: Pat Adland, 37 points
3rd B Flight: Dave Porter, 36 points
2’s: Phil Groves; Colin Davis; Poo Supaporn

Mondays are always a bit calm as they have that “morning after” feel coming so soon on the heels of the big Sunday outings and all the more so with a dozen of the lads and lasses headed to the hills of Soi Dao for a three day test. Still, two well stocked flights battled their way around the perhaps unglamorous, but still very challenging Pattaya Country Club. Both Flight winners managed 38 points as A Flight was led by yet another lad from the Old Sod, Joe Carney, and B Flight was taken by the suddenly resurgent First Lady. Joe was followed in the top Flight by Aussie Bruce Milner in his getaway round and by the toast of Sunday, Colm Mullen. Poo was followed up the podium by newcomer Pat Adland and Dave Porter, who was stepping on the podium for the second time in two days.

Wednesday 30 November
Burapha - Crystal &
Dune - Blue or
White Tees,
Stableford

1st Blue Flight: Jeremy Masse, 35 points
1st White A Flight: John Emmerson, 36 points
2nd White A Flight: Colm Mullen, 35 points
3rd White A Flight: Barry Murnin, 35 points
1st White B Flight: Brian Cooper, 41 points
2nd White B Flight: John Clements, 37 points
3rd White B Flight: Dr. Raimund Cerny, 36 points
Near Pins: Blue: None; White: #17 - Ian Dale

2’s: Blue: Jeremy Masse - White: John Emmerson; Colm Mullen, Barry Murnin; Vic Hester; Kurt-Erik Persson

Jeremy Masse may find a free one -way ticket to the destination of his choice under the Christmas tree this year if the Society has anything to say about it, just to give someone else a chance to win. Jeremy’s 35 points, off his new 11 handicap, was two ahead of the next Blue Flight competitor. Uncharacteristically, the lads and lasses flocked to the shorter white tees this day on the imaginative Crystal and Dune nines of Burapha. The round of the day, off the Whites, and in B Flight, belonged to the “BBC”, Big Brian Cooper, and his 41 points. Mr. Clements was second with 37 points, edging the good doctor, Raimund Cerney and newcomer, Pat Adland by a single point. With the surgical precision seldom seen in PhD’s, Raimund did in Pat on count back.

The Golf Manager showed a fondness for his uncommon appearance on the forward tees as he took the top Flight of the White Division with 36 points. Colm Mullen, for the third time in three outings this week hit the pay station, this time due to a counted back 35 points that left new comer Barry Murnin a step below and the Guru of Green Valley out in the cold.


Glyn Nicholas aces at Khao Kheaw

IPGC golf from The Haven

Mon 28 November
Khao Kheaw A&B,
Monthly Medal Yellow Tees

Division 1 (0-15)
1st Glyn Nicholas: 65
2nd Frank Hughes: 73
3rd Eero Pirohonen: 75 c/b 33
4th Pekka Raiha: 75 c/b 35
Division 2 (16plus)
1st Tom Sathrum: 70
2nd Mark Woods: 74 c/b 34
3rd Mike Dinsdale: 74 c/b 42
4th Ron Dalen: 82

With 11 golfers away at Soi Dao, it must have been a surprise for Stephen to see an amazing 33 golfers sign-up for the first ever Monthly Medal at Khao Kheaw. The AB layout was in good condition, but judging by the scores, obviously playing quite long for most. Not so for Glyn Nicholas, who tore the course apart with an amazing 80 gross, helped in no small part by a “Hole in One” on the long par 3 on B3. Congratulations Glyn and commiserations to the eight golfers who carded a “2” only to be denied for the second consecutive competition. Nevertheless, good shooting, Richard Garland, Phillipe Berra, Rodney Knabbe, Frank Hughes, Barry Traynor, Rainer Helling, Tom Sathrum & David Brennan. Prior to the presentation, Richard Livingston, the resident PGA professional, welcomed Alan Howell & Ticky Donovan OBE, the multiple Karate gold medalist, who now coaches in the UK to most of the karate medal winners in the world. Richard also welcomed back Oili Helling and presented her with a special prize of balls, kindly donated by Jay Nakagawa. Oili lost 7 balls on the island hole, then proceeded to putt her way around the cart path and over the bridge to complete the hole in a gross 26: that’s persistence in a medal round!

Mon/Tue 28/29 November
Highland Golf Course, Soi Dao

The eleven golfers who set out on the three-hour journey to the beautiful mountain course designed by Denis Griffiths, found the weather rather hotter than in Pattaya, which was a great surprise and a course that has unfortunately suffered from some disease on the fairways and greens. Still, it was as lovely as ever to get away from the city noise and enjoy some great golf high up in the mountains. With the order of play being a daily stableford competition plus a two-day eclectic, scores were excellent to say the least. Monday was dominated by Jens Gunnarsson who carded 40 points to take the honors from Dave Maynard and Brian Kelly who both scored 37 points. On Tuesday it was Barry Winton’s turn to shoot the lights out with a fantastic 71 gross for 41 points, leaving Brian Kelly and Dave Maynard once again the runners-up on 39 points and 37 points respectively. The two day eclectic turned out to be very close and the prize was finally claimed by Jens Gunnarsson and Dave Maynard on 46 points with Brian Kelly on 45 points and Barry Winton on 44 points

Wed 30 November
Emerald Ban Chang, Stableford

Division 1 (0-15)
1st Artur Tiefenthgler: 33
2nd Alan Beesley: 32
3rd Chang Suh: 31 c/b 14
4th Al Rolnik: 31 c/b 13
Division 2 (16 plus)
1st Brian Kelly: 33 c/b 15, c/b 6 10
2nd Nile Sheehan: 33 c/b 15, c/b6 9
3rd Roar Berger: 32
4th Brian Cole: 29

The largest turnout so far this high season and what a greeting from the new management: No carts, no lockers, no balls on the driving range and a Thai six-ball put out in front to ensure a 5-6 hour round. What the new management have achieved on the course however, is magnificent greens that are treacherously fast and along with the slow play, must surely have wreaked havoc to many a scorecard. Still, everything is relevant and Artur and Brian toiled long and hard for their 33 points, which was good enough to take the days honors! In the “2”s competition we finally had some winners with Al Rolnik and Hans Eriksson sharing the Division 1 prize and yet another rollover in Division 2. Prior to the delayed presentation, Richard Livingston, welcomed Alex Tate and welcomed back Brian Cole, Alan Beesley, Michael Dige & Gordon Langtry, before bidding a sad farewell to our “on course organizer”, Trevor Schirmer who is off back to Australia to look after the sheep for a few weeks. Bon Voyage Trevor!

Footnote: A word of warning about the Hole-in-One prize of Baht 30,000 offered by Citibank at Khao Kheaw and several other golf courses. Written in small print in Thai only, is the condition that you must pay your green fee by Citibank credit card in order to claim the prize. Poor Glyn found this out to his cost, so if anyone should have a Citibank card, use it!


Dan Sell does it again at Emerald Banchang

PSC McAllister’s Golf

Friday December 2, - The second McAllister’s Champion of the Month event again attracted a worthy turnout of 38 golfers all of whom endeavoured to have their names inscribed on the handsome trophy that sits on the bar at McAllister Bar & Grill. McAllister’s golf is held every Friday at Emerald Banchang, and Champion of the Month is awarded on the first Friday of each month.

Winners L/R: Bill, Dan (with Monthly Tankard) Mikael, Nigel & Rodney

The course and the weather cooperated to give the players every chance to turn in a creditable score, and it was Dan Sell who won the day recording 42 stableford points off his handicap of 30. Interviewed back at McAllister’s after receiving his just rewards, Dan told your reporter that “he decided to go out and hit the ball and have fun” the latter being something that we all enjoyed as Dan distributed his largess amongst the parched patrons. Rodney Iishi, playing with the Hawaiian mafia and his beautiful wife, came in second with 40 points off his handicap of 21, while the low handicappers Bill Thompson (10) and Mikael Andersson (6) took out third and fourth prizes respectively with 38 points. The field was large enough for tournament organizer Gerry Carpenter to award a fifth prize to Nigel Cannon who came in with 36 points off his handicap of 25. Lucky-draw prizes of PSC paraphernalia-shirts, caps, golf balls and towels were awarded to the delight of my brethren who did not shoot so well.

All are welcome at this popular event. Show up at Emerald BanChang on Fridays some time between 7:30 and 8:00 am and you will be sure of a game with a very friendly group of golfers. As we get into the busy season we would ask golfers to share a cart with playing partners-golf carts being in short supply. Remember also that in PSC sanctioned tournaments; you must putt out-no gimmees!


Nile & Keith, the stars of the show at The Navy

PSC golf with the Grapevine

No, not Nile & Keith from the Village People, but our very own Nile Sheehan & Keith Hodges from the Grapevine golfers: 25 of us headed down to Sattahip to play the South & East course at the very good value Royal Thai Navy golf course. And well presented it was too, with good fairways, greens in excellent condition and helpful, friendly staff to make our day as enjoyable as possible. As I alluded to earlier, the winners of the day in their respective flights (0 - 18 & 19 up) were Nile (16) & Keith (26), both of whom shot a creditable 38 pts. Filling the runners up spots was Steve Hamstad (14) beaten on a count back with 38, while Mike Larsen (19) recorded 37 pts in his flight.

Divisional winners Nile Sheehan (left) and Keith Hodges (right)

With the major prizes decided, there was anticipation by many of having secured a technical prize via a Near Pin or Long Putt. The prizes were well spread with only Keith Avery being skilful enough to double dip. Well played, Keith! The rest were shared by Nile, Andy, Jackie, Paul, Jeff, Rich & Peter. The lucky draws were picked up by Dick, David (again) & Rick. Those vouchers make an enjoyable day even better.

Another good day of golf completed, it was time to go home and mark off the days until next Thursday when we can do it all again. If you think you could see yourself enjoying a round of golf with the Grapevine crew, come on down to Soi Regent Marina & sign up.

Cheers & Good Golfing.


The Jomtien 8-Ball Pool League

Lucky Bar back at the top

Week 7 is only early days in the 30 week competition but a handful of teams are already looking like they are could be a cut above the rest. Lucky Bar bounced back after their defeat last week to regain bragging rights as sole owners of the top rung of the ladder with a 5-4 win at Cosy Bar. The home team gave them a tougher match than expected, holding them to 3-3 after the singles. However, Cosy Bar couldn’t repeat last week’s heroics, the first two doubles going to the visitors.

The Scooby’s team looking happy with their 5-4 win at Moonshine

Woaw’s Pub, at home, retained their unbeaten record; breaking Simple Simon’s run of four wins with the 5-4 victory. At Country Club, reigning Champions San Snack Bar were pushed further down into unfamiliar territory on the ladder. Country Club has had some good victories and the 7-2 score sees them building an impressive game difference.

Scooby’s recorded their second victory - the first away - of the season, at Moonshine. In what is getting to be a regular feature for Moonshine, the singles were shared but the doubles were hard to come by, resulting in their fifth 5-4 defeat. Even with the home advantage, Sky Bar were no match for Echoes who continue to impress with their fourth consecutive win. Echoes have ‘catch-up’ matches still to play against Woaw’s and Country Club - matches that may well see the ‘team to beat’ emerge from the pack.

In other matches: Carefree Bar crashed to their third 7-2 defeat in a row at Elephant Bar who are getting into their stride and could emerge as the dark horse later in the season; Hide-A-Way edged a little further up the ladder with their 6-3 win at Rose & Thistle; and after their shaky start to the season, Paweena’s made it three wins in a row, taking the points with a 6-3 victory in de Windmolen’s first home match.

Next week, Simple Simon have another tough one against the visiting Country Club, which could sort out the upper rungs on the ladder and San Snack Bar will be looking to get back on track with the home advantage against Hide-A-Way.


Andersson triumphs in tight contest

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the OK Corral

Tuesday, November 29 the Pattaya Golf Society visited distant Noble Place to play their ‘players’ choice’ event, which is traditionally the final event of the month. This time the chosen format was stableford over the “A” and “B” nines and revisiting the attractive course was incentive enough for the quality field, despite it also being the climax to the society’s Player of the Month competition. The course was in excellent condition and the scores reflected this with the field averaging 36

Mr. Denis presents “Player of the Month”, Peter Fitton (right), with his prize.

 stableford points each; a quality performance. A huge clutch of golfers jostled in third place with 38 points and Sam Fitzsimmons, Chaten Patel, Peter Fitton and Paul Scully will have been disappointed that their efforts were not better rewarded. But how could they compete with the mastery of six-handicappers Chang Suh and Mikael Andersson. Chang scored 39 points and still lost out, as Mikael played some of the best golf of his life in posting 40 points, his gross 74 featuring a wondrous back nine, which saw him falter on only one hole in his gross 35. The twos pot was shared by Chaten Patel and Mike Justen, and Mr. Len’s exuberant altercation with the over-officious starter was rewarded with the Booby Bevy. The event also witnessed the culmination of the Player of the Month competition and after a fistful of excellent performances Peter Fitton held his nerve to win from Rob Dolan and John Cunningham. It was a “Fitton” end to a fine month’s golf out of the OK Corral.

No monkey business for King Cole

Thursday, December 1, a small group of golfers from the Pattaya Golf Society went to Bangpra for their weekly stableford event. Numbers were down as a result of it being the eve of the very popular TAGGS Invitational but nevertheless everyone threw themselves into the competition as if this was the big one! The day was pleasantly warm and the course was well prepared. Amazingly for Bangpra, the group were able to tee-off before their allotted time and the leaders made good headway down the opening holes. Newly crowned “Player of the Month”, Peter Fitton had locked horns with challengers Rob Dolan and Len Jones and the trio played out a very close sub-plot, but Peter’s one point advantage was good enough for him to take third place with 30 points. Bob Lindborg fired the day’s best gross for his score of 32 points but he was just shaded by partner Brian Cole’s 33 point card for first place. There were no birdie twos on a day when the greens were their usual pace, requiring control, touch and skill. As usual, many of the local primates were observed and on one occasion John Bowes’ Heineken can disappeared in the hands of a monkey, who obviously preferred Singha and deposited the contents of the can on the fairway. John was consoled with the Booby Bevy as a result. Bangpra had been fun despite the monkey business.


John ‘the’ King at Eastern Star

PSC golf with The Bunker

Crystal Bay Country Club - Monday 28 November

It was a large turn out to start the week with a stableford competition at the popular Crystal Bay golf course. Two divisions for the Boys from the Bunker and the cut was at 17 and under. In the “A” division Paul Edgar returned the best score of the day with 41 points to take top honors. Second place went to Roger Privett with 40 points and Gordan Melia and William Macey tied for third place with 36 points each. In the “B” division P.J. Redmond scored 39 points to top the billing and Doug Landsborough and Jim Wooler shared second place honors with 37 points each. Near the pins were won by Jim Wooler, Sean McVitty, Barry Jones and David Hughes.

Eastern Star Country Club - Wednesday 30 November

As usual, the last match of the month is a battle for the “Golfer of the Month” honors. Geordie Hudson had a slim one shot lead over Roger Privett and Geoff Parker had an outside chance to win it for a third time, but the day belonged to Geordie Hudson as he returned home with the victory, we will feature Geordie Hudson in next weeks article. There were two divisions for the medal competition with John King shooting a great round of net 69 to take top honors in the “A” division, William Macey was second with a net 73 and third place went to Tony Scrambler with net 74. In the “B” division first prize went to Bryan Rought for his score of net 73, second place had joint runners-up between Doug Landsborough and Geordie Hudson, both scoring net 74. Near the pins were won by Mike Lloyd, Tony Scambler, John King and Sean McVitty.

Pattaya Country Club -
Friday 02 December

The week ended with a stableford competition with the best scores coming in from the “B” division. Sean McVitty scored 43 points along with Geordie Hudson to share first prize. Bob Turner and Charlie Gooch shared third place with 41 points each. There was a three-way tie for top position in the “A” division with 38 points each. Congratulations to Beach Eaton, Roger Privett and Tony Scambler. Near the pins were won by Jim Wooler, Gordan Melia, Peter Habgood and Charlie Gooch.

As a reminder, during the high season, all golfers must register for their golf 15 minutes prior to departure time. The Bunker Boys are located on Soi Chaiyapoon (near X-zyte disco and across the street from Tony’s Disco II). Monthly golf schedules are available or consult the Pattaya Mail every week.


Beginners “Tango Cup” at the Siam Polo Park

The Beginners “Tango Cup” at Siam Polo Park kicked off a new season of horse polo in Thailand during the weekend of 19-20 November. Siam Polo Park is the first outdoor polo field in Thailand and is a keen participant in promoting Pattaya as “The City of Sport.”

Fierce competition between the Siam and Kuppa Polo teams at the beginners ‘Tango Cup’.

The Beginners “Tango Cup” is a low goal polo match for polo newcomers to practice their skills with some experienced players. However, the polo on Saturday was anything but slow. William Roberts led the Siam Polo Team to a thrilling start, and then executed a unique dismounting procedure over the head of his horse leaving Marco to take his place. This was followed soon after by Feder trying to execute a backhand shot, but accidentally hitting Robin in the arm. The vet diagnosed a hematoma, so Robin was retired and Tom took her place. This gave the Siam Polo Team a lot to think about with these two new replacements. Susy on the Kuppa Team performed flawlessly, covering Feder, so he was unable to move the ball up the field. Mimi, one of the most glamorous polo players in the Kingdom, was striking the ball very well and her teammate; Jaime was also keeping everyone on their toes.

Day Two of the competition saw Ploy performing very well in the number one spot for the Kuppa Team. Churo (the Vet) replaced Jaime, who was taken off the line by a young lady visiting from Spain the night before. Un came on very strong, working with Churo, and they were trying to help Feder carry the ball up field, but Susy’s strong defence was just too much for Feder and the Siam Team was not getting the goals. Marco had many strong hits up field to Ploy who executed one very nice goal.

After the final Chukka, it seemed like Robin’s superior coaching tactics had given the Kuppa team the edge with Kuppa winning the tournament 5-3 at the final bell on Sunday afternoon.

The Polo was followed by a traditional Argentine “Asado” (Barbeque) on Saturday evening and everyone enjoyed an evening beneath the stars watching a demonstration of the very unique Argentine Tango dance. Argentina is famous for producing the best polo horses and the best polo players in the world, and the Tango dancers aren’t that bad either.

Polo has been growing rapidly over the past three years, as there are now three polo fields in Thailand and this past summer, Vichai Raksriaksorn and his two sons, Top and Ton, were playing polo with Prince Charles and Prince William in England for a charity match. Beginners are welcome to come and visit Siam Polo Park and can find more information on the webpage - www.siampolonews.com


Square Ring

by Howie Reed

If you’re a boxing fan world wide you can get a little bit of this and a little bit of that in the next week. Our good friends the Poms are on pins and needles awaiting the big Danny Williams (33-4) heavyweight fight against Audley “The Fraudley” Harrison (19-0) tomorrow night at the Excel Center in London. The pre fight has been just this side of silly. One would think that two supposed ‘grown men’ could come up with better chatter than, “He quit Britain so he didn’t have to fight the best here. Even Lennox Lewis faced the best here and won the British title before he moved on to America,” said Williams. The implication here is that Harrison is a quitter. But the fact is that it was Williams who pulled out of a fight in July against British Champion Matt Skelton. To bolster the view that Harrison will quit, Williams pointed out that when they sparred many years ago, Harrison didn’t want to continue. “I can see the old Audley having flashbacks from our session and wanting to quit when the pressure is on, “said Williams.

All of this may be true but there aren’t even a lot of ‘average’ heavyweights in the ‘mother country’ let alone any good ones. In Audley’s defense, like Jessie James he went where the money was. Fighters develop and heavyweights do so more than others. Williams’ next comment is really silly though... “Harrison instead chose the bright lights and glitter of Las Vegas and surrounded himself with ‘Yes’ men hoping to become a big player out there. How can you be number one in the capital of boxing if you’re not number one in your own capital? He has never been taken seriously by the American media and public because of the quality of the opponents he has fought like Robert Wiggins, Lisandro Diaz and Brian Nix. In contrast, when I fought in America and beat Mike Tyson in Louisville last year I was mobbed by the public and media.”

Yes Mr. Williams and those no names fought by Harrison are probably better than the Mike Tyson you beat. Harrison called Williams a “preliminary fighter”. They both are, so the above is “Much To Do About Nothing”. H’mm that phrase sounds familiar.

Got a couple of other title fights the same day. In Puerto Rico WBO Straw champ Ivan Calderon puts his undefeated record of 23-0 on the line against always-tough Daniel Reyes (35-3-1). The key to this one is that Reyes has lost two out of the last three and appears to be heading down the hill. This is probably a fight that was made to showcase the hometown champ.

In Germany, fighting on his home turf, Arthur Abraharn has built up a record of 18-0 with only Harry Eastman being a name opponent. The favorite here for the vacant IBF Middleweight title should be Kingsley Ikeke (23-1) if he can over come what will be a hometown crowd but for once, not the judging and refereeing. The judges are from Italy, Canada and USA. The third man in the ring will be Samuel Viruet from New York City.

One of Ikeke’s wins came against Kirino Garcia (37-26-3) who will be getting in the ring in Perth on Sunday against local favorite, Danny Green (20-2). Garcia, fighting as barely a teenager lost his first 18 fights on the trot so toss them out and he’s 37-8-2, which is respectable. What isn’t, is that Garcia was KO’d in his last fight and the boxer that knocked him out was also KO’d in his next fight. Looks like a set up for Green, as he gets ready for Anthony Mundine (24-3) who will fight Kiwi, Rico Chong Nee, who at 10-6-2 barely qualifies as a warm body. This card of course leads up to Green-Mundine set for February of next year. Of course it would have to be next year as February this year has been taken.

Last week it was written in this space “What do I think? I’d like Taylor to win again. He’s young and getting better. Hopkins is neither of those.” Having put my considerable prestige on the line The Square Ring was, therefore, really surprised that for the big fight last Sunday (Pattaya Time), Bernard Hopkins (46-3-1) was a slight favorite. A win and he would have reclaimed the WBC/WBA/WBO Middleweight titles he lost to Jermine Taylor (24-0). Usually the odds makers are spot on. This time they missed the boat; either they don’t read The Square Ring, perish the thought or they fell for Hopkins whining and crying like a baby routine. The “Books” had Hopkins at -125 and Taylor at -105. That means that if you liked Hopkins, you would place 125 baht to win 100. The astute of you out there will have figured out that at -125 and -105, the “Books” are in a win- win situation. At one of the last pre-fight press conferences, called “pressers”, Taylor brought out a wind up doll that when prompted, would cry like a baby. “This is Bernard Hopkins,” said Taylor.

The actual fight... it was almost an instant replay of their first encounter. Taylor started fast, built a lead then retained control for a 115-113 win on all the judges’ cards. As with most ‘pre-hyped fights,’ this one under-achieved in the excitement department. It was another “ho-hum” event. It did though mark the emergence of Jermine Taylor as a budding superstar. Jeff Lacy can join those ranks if he is successful; against Joe Calzaghe next year.

One of those in attendance in Las Vegas was Ricky Hatton. He was there courtesy of American cable giant HBO who would like to lure him into their ever diminishing fold of house fighters. That population got smaller on Saturday night with Hopkins now probably done. Some may not have recognized Hatton as he had plastic surgery early in the week to take care of the cuts received in his title defense against Carlos Maussa. Hatton will be out for six months. If he signs with HBO that would be just in time for a May 2006 bout with Arturo Gatti: now that would be a real blockbuster!

Another blockbuster was the bad last couple of weeks experienced by our pal Monkey House Fred. First his bar, The Twilight Zone closed its doors for good. Then just last week, Fred lost his grammar school sweetheart; she decided to go to high school.

I’ll drink to that.


The Beautiful Game: Perrin the fall guy for Redknapp return

Riz Taylor

After a break from the Premiership to look at the fortunes of Brighton, Australia and the sad loss of George Best, the next few weeks allow the chance to turn attentions once again to the ‘EPL’, as they like to refer to it in this neck of the woods.

A brief glance at the table sees the same old suspects rising to the top of the pile, with Chelsea now being trailed by Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal. But what happened to Charlton? And Wigan? And West Ham? It’s like going back to a beer bar after midnight and finding all the cute young things have disappeared, to be confronted by all the washed-up old boilers. Only Spurs and Bolton look to be in with a chance of breaking the monopoly of the big four.

As things take a more familiar shape, so the practice of hiring and firing unsuccessful managers has also begun as clubs desperately attempt to cling onto all-important Premiership status. First to blink were Portsmouth; chairman Milan Mandaric dismissing Alain Perrin after a poor run of results. It was a short tenure for the Frenchman who had precious little time to make his own impact on the South Coast side. At least he’s in the right place to catch a ferry back to France, and if he books before December 5th he can take a small car and relax in his own cabin for just 77 pounds on the Cherbourg route.

The usual names have been touted around the media as his replacement. Sir Bobby Robson continues to be linked with every job under the sun ranging from the next Barnet reserve coach to Chief Secretary of the United Nations, and Sheffield United manager Neil Warnock was believed to be favourite before rejecting the deal and opting to stay at Bramall Lane. But over the weekend developments down the road at rivals Southampton might clear the way for a shock return for Harry Redknapp. The cheeky cockney has walked out at St.Mary’s after chairman Rupert Lowe refused to allow his Portsmouth counterpart Mandaric the required opportunity to speak to his old manager.

Lowe has admitted he was stunned by Redknapp’s departure. “Unfortunately, Harry has revealed that he felt more comfortable at Pompey,” he said. “It all happened too quickly for anger to set in.”

Speaking to the Sunday Mirror, Redknapp said: “The last year has been the worst of my life and that is no exaggeration. I don’t know what possessed me to leave Portsmouth in the first place. I’m an emotional man at the best of times but I made a monumental mistake walking out of Fratton Park and a day hasn’t passed since I left the ground for the last time that I didn’t regret my decision,” he said, further warming himself to Southampton’s supporters.

“The truth is I have had my rows with chairman Milan Mandaric but they were petty and the vast majority were my fault,” he added. “The only reason I remained at the club (Southampton) following relegation was I felt I owed it to the fans to get them back up, but I would be a liar if I said my heart was in the job. Events this season have simply increased my desire to get away and once Portsmouth asked permission to speak to me this week I knew I had to go back.”

It seems everyone’s happy with the arrangement. Pompey supporters get their beloved ‘Arry back at Fratton Park, whilst Southampton fans bombarded radio phone-ins to offer to drive Harry Redknapp back to Portsmouth themselves after seeing their club plummet into Championship obscurity under the Londoner’s stewardship. As he picks up his duty-free cigarettes on the ferry, Alain Perrin will wonder what to make of it all.

Crouch scores

Former Southampton striker Peter Crouch scored his first goal for Liverpool last Saturday in their win over Wigan Athletic, which surely deserves a headline of its own after a wait of 22 games.

Neville will take armband

England defender and teacher’s pet Gary Neville has been handed the club captaincy of Manchester United after the departure of Roy Keane. Sir Alex Ferguson had been deliberating between Neville, Ryan Giggs and Ruud van Nistelrooy before finally settling on the defender who has made over 500 appearances for United.

“Given the service Gary has given this club, it is the right decision,” said Ferguson gloomily. “Ryan was under consideration, but you cannot expect someone of his age to be running up and down the touchline every game. He will still play a lot of matches for us, but we want to try and keep the freshness in his legs, so he will not play every week.”

Meanwhile, forgotten man Ole Gunnar Solskjaer made a return to action in a reserve fixture against Liverpool on Monday. The Norwegian has been sidelined with cruciate ligament damage since 2003. He is most famous for notching United’s winning goal in the 1999 Champions League victory over Bayern Munich and also for looking about sixteen years old.

Official : Ronaldinho can play a bit

In case you missed it, Brazilian midfielder, forward and all-round magician Ronaldinho was voted European Footballer of the Year for 2005 last week. The Ballon D’Or is recognised as the highest accolade available to players earning their wages in European football. Barcelona’s goofy genius tearfully collected the award after receiving a standing ovation from many of football’s greats, including over twenty former winners that included the likes of Michel Platini, Johan Cruyff and Eusebio. It was a fitting end to the week for the Brazilian, who had earlier been given the honour of another standing ovation, this time from Real Madrid’s home fans, after masterminding a 3-0 spanking of the home side at the Bernabeu. It was the first time the Madrid fans had applauded a Barca player since Diego Maradona in the 1980’s.

The Premiership was highly represented in the awards, with second and third place taken by England midfield duo Frank Lampard and Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard. Arsenal’s Thierry Henry was fourth, followed by the Milan pairing of Andriy Shevchenko and 75 year-old defender Paulo Maldini. Chelsea’s John Terry took tenth place. Lampard, Ronaldinho and Samuel E’too are the three nominees for the FIFA World Player of the Year award, due to be announced on December 19.


Gross 72 for Mike Allidi

I.P.G.C. golf with The Caddy Shack

Tuesday November 29 the golfers from The Caddy Shack went to Bangpra to play a medal competition; the course is back to its best and the greens must be the fastest around with very tricky pin positions. The 28 golfers were split into two divisions with the cut being 14 and under. In Division two the golfers found it a little difficult and only one golfer came in under par. 3rd place went to Ed Trayling with a net 76, 2nd place went to Mike Corner with a net 75 and in 1st place was Ben Findon with his one under par 71. The lower handicappers in Division one scored a lot better with in 3rd place Bill Hewitt with a net 72, in 2nd place was Jorgene with a net 71, but the winner off his new handicap of 2, was Mike Allidi with a gross 72, minus his 2 handicap to leave a net 70. Mike has been working hard on his game just lately and he reaped the benefits on this day. The Two‘s were shared between Stefan Gunnersson, Jorgene, Cecil Williamson and Richard Wardell. The winner of the booby prize had to go to Les Hall who decided to save the entry money as he said he never gets a Two, and yes you guessed it he got a Two. So he received a nice bunch of Bananas,and the rules are you have to be in it to win it. Mr Suzuki who is eating more European food than Japanese lately won the complimentary Sunday lunch

Thursday December 1 we travelled to Crystal Bay for a weekly Stableford competition and were directed to play B & C courses: This course is truly a pleasure to visit. The cut was made at 18 and under and in Division one there was a 3-way tie for 2nd place between David Lightfoot, Jorgene and Stefan Gunnersson; all with 34 points. They all reminisced over missed shots that would have given them the outright win. The winner on his own was Geordie with 35 points. In Division two there was a two way tie for 2nd place between Danny Green and Clark Alexander, both getting 35 points but ahead again was Ben Findon with 37 points for 1st place. The Two‘s were shared between Clark Alexander and Jorgene, and it was very unique as they both got 2 each. Ben Findon got a Two but he declined the opportunity of winning by not entering so sorry Ben the old saying again, have a bunch of Bananas instead. After everyone had a little chuckle at him, he got the last laugh as he was drawn out of the Hat as the lucky winner of the Sunday lunch. Tuesday December 13 we are at Bangpra and we are departing at 10.00am and on Thursday 15 we are at Treasure Hills and we are leaving the Caddy Shack at 9.30am.

The Caddy Shack is situated on the second part of Soi 17 on the same road as the Harley Bar. For anyone wishing to play golf we leave the bar at 11.00am for a Midday tee off; we play every Tuesday and Thursday and all are welcome.


Friends takes over top spot

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

200 Bowlers - Leo, Kran, Antero & Teuvo

Friends led by Teuvo’s 539 series, beat VFW Post 9876 for all four points to move into first place once again. Tue rolled a 524 series for VFW Post 9876. Mai’s Thai Restaurant dropped into second place as they were defeated by Brother D, who won three points in that match. Leo bowled a good series for Brother D with a 233 game, 583 series. Shenanigans moved into third place as they took three points from House of the Golden Coin. Paul (P.K.), House of the Golden Coin, was the best in this match with a 512 series. Domicil moved up to fifth place, taking all four points from Grape Vine. Jack & Tar won three points from Three Sisters behind captain Mai’s 555 series and dropping Three Sisters down to a tie for sixth with Brother D. Captain Kran knocked down 540 pins to lead her Caf้ Kronborg team to a three-point win over Caf้ Ole. Captain Nual, Caf้ Ole, rolled a 533 series. Spare bowler Antero, who bowled games of 221, 151, 212 and a 584 series, turned in the best series of the day


Seaboard FC beat league leaders

Following last weeks 15 goal demolition of Sunbelt Thaivisa in Bangkok, the visit of league leaders the Bullshead Brazilians to Horseshoe Point on Saturday would certainly provide a tougher challenge for Seaboard FC. With some key players missing including captain Gary Munro and top scorer Peter Ndjana, manager Rick Bryant was forced to ring the changes and brought in Brian Wilkins and captain for the day Mark Betteridge to shore up the defence.

The opening few minutes of the match saw the majority of play concentrated in the middle of the park. It was Seaboard who were first to create any chance of note on 3 mins when a ball up the line from Christian Elembe found Adam Gardner whose shot on the run was blocked by the Bullshead defence. The rebound fell invitingly to Cliff West whose rasping drive from 20 yards was brilliantly tipped over by the Bullshead keeper. From the resulting corner the keeper was well positioned again to hold onto a strong shot from Elembe.

It was not until the 8-minute mark that the Bullshead troubled the Seaboard goal when they reached the bye-line but the Seaboard defence easily dealt with the cross. Seaboard should have opened the scoring on 13 mins when a through ball from Ernest Romario on the left found the lively Mark Brittain but the Bullshead keeper was to save well again. 3 minutes later it was Romario himself that nearly broke the deadlock when he latched onto a loose ball just inside the box but his low drive flashed just wide of the upright. The Bullshead were finding it difficult to keep any possession of the ball and Seaboard continued to press with Romario foiled yet again by the Bullshead keeper on 21 mins when he should have done better. Their was still more excitement to come from the resulting corner when an overhead kick by the athletic Elembe was pushed onto the post by the Bullshead keeper and he was quick enough to recover and collect the loose ball. A couple of minutes later it was Romario again with a long throw that found its way to Elembe in the box and he tried his luck again with another overhead kick that this time gave the seemingly unbeatable keeper no chance as the ball shot passed him into the net. Seaboard now had their tails well and truly up and on 27 mins an excellent pass from John Campbell out to the left found Brittain who cut inside to release Romario and his shot could only be parried by the Bullshead keeper with the ball running loose for Cliff West to hammer home. With a two-goal cushion Seaboard began to grow in confidence and should have gone further ahead 3 mins before the break when a cross from Romario was met by the head of Brittain but yet again the Bullshead keeper produced heroics to keep the ball out.

Halftime came with the score Seaboard FC 2 Bullshead Brazilians 0. The second half started with the Bullshead adding the impressive Chatree up front but his supply was being restricted by Seaboard’s hard working midfield duo of Campbell and Craig Banks.

Seaboard create the first chance of the second period when Romario picked the ball up near the halfway line and proceeded to go past 3 defenders before shooting just wide.

The next period of play saw the Bullshead getting a little more possession of the ball for the first time in the match and were to make Seaboard pay 12 mins into the half when a cross from the right was headed into the net with the Seaboard keeper Torn given no chance. The Bullshead now started to take the game to Seaboard and had the ball in the net again 5 mins later but the Bullshead forward was correctly given offside. The Bullshead pressed forward for the equalizer and it eventually came halfway through the half when a through ball was met by the Bullshead forward and he expertly slotted the ball under the onrushing Seaboard keeper and into the net.

Now with the score at 2-2 Seaboard suddenly burst back into life and should have regained the lead 1 minute later when Romario lobbed the Bullshead keeper but saw the ball drop agonizingly wide. The game was now set up for a tense last 15 minutes, however Romario was starting to come more and more into the game and after another excellent run, beating off 3 challenges, he shot just wide.

Seaboard eventually regained the lead with the goal of the afternoon when Brittain was fed the ball wide on the right. He cut inside outpacing 2 defenders before unleashing an unstoppable drive across the face of the goal into the far corner of the net. The Bullshead were now a beaten side and Seaboard were creating chances at will with Romario hitting the crossbar with the keeper well beaten.

The referee who had up to this point had a quiet afternoon suddenly gave a bizarre decision when Brittain was clean through on goal only to be blatantly brought down from behind, with the referee then awarding Seaboard a corner and not a penalty. However, from this corner which was swung in hard and low to the near post, a Bullshead defender managed to deflect the ball past his own keeper for Seaboards fourth goal of the afternoon.

Seaboard were not finished yet and still had time to add a fifth goal when Guy Pola cut in from the right and drove past the keeper in similar style to Brittain’s earlier goal. The final whistle came soon after with Seaboard running out deserved 5-2 winners.

Manager Rick Bryant was clearly delighted with the result and the effort that his team had put in, giving particular praise to his defensive partnership of Betteridge and Wilkins who had looked impressive all afternoon.

Next Saturday Seaboard travel to Bangkok to face the British Club. Seaboard’s next home game at Horseshoe Point will be against Bangkok United on Saturday 17th December, kick off 4:00pm.

Seaboard FC have been fortunate enough to secure the sponsorship of AGS Four Winds International Movers and Cranes and Equipment Ltd. Europe-Middle East-Asia for this season and would like to thank them for their continued support. Anybody who could be interested in joining Seaboard FC, whether their stay in Thailand is for a long or short period is more than welcome to come down to the football pitch in Naklua every Tuesday evening at 6:30pm, contact us at [email protected] or call Peter on 01 810 1470.