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Thai champion challenges for first WBC Muaythai World title

Seaboard FC return to league action in style

Double winner Roger on song at Green Valley

Smooth sailing at Noble Place

Sports Quiz

Tatsumi Noguchi aces at Mountain Shadow

Pete Emslie does it all

A tough test at Plutaluang

Gordie & Chang, the honeymooners triumph at Crystal Bay

Pattaya City Council, the Jet Ski Association of Thailand and the Tourism Authority of Thailand prepare for a huge “World King’s Cup 2005 Thailand”

The Galway Hookers come up trumps on Thanksgiving Day

Paul Scully victor on first visit

Double celebration for Keith Fortt

Record fleets join 2005 Raimon Land Varuna Cup

The King’s Cup Regatta: a giant step in Phuket’s recovery

Squae Ring

The Beautiful Game: Last orders for a pure genius

The Best Files

No change at the top of the standings

A bit of ‘Bully’ for Jeff

Bob Benda beats the field and the weather to take top spot

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Thai champion challenges for first WBC Muaythai World title

The Pattaya Mail was happy to welcome a team of boxers from the new Pattaya Fairtex sports club & resort, on Friday, 25 November. Included in the group was Thai champion boxer Yodsaenklai Fairtex, who was here to promote his upcoming fight for the first ever WBC sanctioned Muaythai World Championship Title. The fight will take place December 10 at the Gold Coast Convention Center in Australia and Yodsaenklai’s opponent will be hometown boy and champion Muaythai fighter, John Wayne Parr of Australia.

Yodsaenklai Fairtex on his recent visit to the Pattaya Mail.

Yodsaenklai, (original name Yodthanong Photiratt) is 20 years old and is a native of Nong Bualampoo. He has been fighting since the age of eight and he has fought 215 times winning 160 of those bouts. He presently holds the Lumpini welterweight title, which he won in sensational fashion earlier this year and was signed up to the Fairtex stable for a contract fee of 1,700,000 baht, the highest amount ever paid for a Thai boxer in Thailand. He is now regarded as the dominant “big man” in Lumpinee’s heaviest weight division and feels he is ready to test himself against the best of the international competition.

Yodsaenklai’s ring opponent on Decmber 10, John Wayne Parr is no stranger to Thailand himself. Parr, (29 years old) lived and trained in this country for 5 years and fought at all of the major stadiums. He has traveled around the world and is widely regarded by his peers as being one of the greater Muaythai fighters. His record of 57 wins from 77 fights speaks volumes about his caliber.

Despite this, local boy Yodsaeklai is confident that he can claim the first ever WBC sanctioned Muaythai title. In an exclusive interview with the Pattaya Mail he explained: “I’m not worried about fighting Parr. I’ve studied tapes of his fights and I have trained very hard for this fight. The only thing I have to worry about is fighting in Parr’s ‘neck of the woods’ so I will have to make it clear and decisive.”

Whatever the outcome of the bout, it has clearly caught the imagination of the Australian public and the fight will be broadcast live on Australian national television as well as being carried by other international stations. The fact that the WBC, the world’s most respected boxing authority is giving its full backing to Muaythai is a clear sign that they see this sport rivaling Queensberry Rules boxing in terms of public appeal, in the not too distant future. Already, more World Title fights are being planned for the coming year.

When Yodsaenklai returns from Australia, he will be permanently based and conduct his training at the brand new Fairtex complex in north Pattaya which is currently nearing completion. A full report on the Fairtex Pattaya sports club will be carried in a forthcoming edition of the Pattaya Mail.

In the meantime, we wish our Thai boxer well in his first ever trip overseas and hope to see him return to the Pattaya Mail with the World Championship belt firmly in his possession. We shall leave the final words to the fighter himself as he departed the Pattaya Mail office: “Don’t worry, I will bring the belt back to Thailand”.


Seaboard FC return to league action in style

Seaboard FC returned to action this weekend in the MBMG Bangkok Casuals League after a two week break and went on a goal scoring spree that saw them romp to a league record 15-1 victory over Sunbelt Thaivisa.

Seaboard’s Peter Ndjana scores the second of his five goals

Frustrated by a lack of fixtures in the first quarter of the season Seaboard came out of the blocks eager to take control of this match early on and with only 50 seconds on the clock, an incisive pass inside the Thaivisa fullback from John Campbell found Ernest Romario, whose dangerous cross was palmed away by a defender leaving the referee no option but to point to the spot and to dispatch the Thaivisa player with a red card. Peter Ndjana stepped up to take the kick sending the Thaivisa keeper the wrong way. Seaboard had got the start they had been looking for and 2 minutes later it was Campbell again opening up the Thaivisa defence with a neat ball out to Mark Brittain on the right whose ball inside found the unmarked Ndjana, who slotted home for his and Seaboard’s second on 3 mins.

Seaboard continued to pile on the pressure and a cross from Ndjana was put wide by Brittain, when it seemed easier to score. Brittain was unlucky not to make amends for his earlier miss on 8 mins when he volleyed just over from a cross by the impressive Keng. It seemed only a matter of time before Seaboard would increase their lead and when Keng found Adam Gardner out wide his cross was hammered home on the volley by Romario to see Seaboard 3 up in 10 minutes.

With the Seaboard keeper Torn almost a spectator, skipper Gary Munro sliced open the Thaivisa defence again to find Ndjana, who rounded the keeper but his shot from an acute angle hit the post and was put behind for a corner. On 16 mins Seaboard were awarded a free kick 25 yards out which Campbell curled over the wall and past the keeper but the ball came back off the crossbar and was cleared away to safety. Seaboard were to increase their lead however on 17 mins when Colin McCubbin crossed for Brittain who expertly controlled on his chest before driving past the stationary keeper. Seaboard seemed to take their foot off the pedal at this stage allowing Thaivisa more possession of the ball but with Munro and Lee Homer strong in defence, Thaivisa could not create any clear cut chances.

Seaboard stepped up the pace again for the last 5 minutes of the half and the lively Ndjana was unlucky not to score, shooting just wide from a through ball from Homer. He did however complete his hat trick right on the break when he latched onto a ball from Romario and lobbed the advancing keeper from the edge of the box. This was almost the last action of the half and Seaboard went in at half time 5 goals to the good.

Seaboard manager Rick Bryant could afford to make changes at half time and introduced Phil Orr and Guy Pola for their league debuts. However, Seaboard were caught out almost immediately after the restart when a ball over the top found the onrushing Thaivisa forward who was heavily challenged in the box by the Seaboard keeper Torn, and the referee had no option but to point to the spot with the Seaboard keeper receiving a yellow card. Oumar Diane stepped up to easily dispatch the kick for Thaivisa.

This seemed to spur Seaboard back into life and straight from the restart Seaboard should have scored when Pola outpaced the full back to cross for Cliff West to head just wide of the upright. West did not have to wait long before his next chance and it arrived when he was involved with some neat inter-passing with Romario before slotting the ball past the Thaivisa keeper. One minute later Seaboard were to score their seventh of the afternoon when it was Campbell again with the pass that found Romario who crashed in off the inside of the post. Romario was now causing all sorts of problems for the Thaivisa defence and after a run that saw him glide past 3 players before rounding the keeper, he was tackled with the ball breaking out wide to Pola, whose cross was volleyed home by Brittain.

Seaboard were once again in total control and Pola was to score his first goal for the club 12 minutes into the second period when he was found by a cross from Romario and he calmly slotted home. Seaboard were to score their tenth and best goal of the afternoon 1 minute later when Homer picked the ball up in his own half and following a series of return passes found himself free in the box to calmly curl the ball round the advancing keeper and into the bottom corner.

Thaivisa did not give up although well behind and almost punished Seaboard again with a long ball over the top but the Thaivisa forward drove the ball wide of the target from 18 yards out. Seaboard went straight up the other end and a blocked shot from Campbell fell back to him on the penalty spot and he drove the ball through a crowd of players into the centre of the goal.

With 15 minutes to go Mark Brittain was to be the second Seaboard player of the afternoon to complete a hat trick when he managed to head home a corner from Romario. Ndjana who had been a thorn in the side of the Thaivisa defence all afternoon continued to press and after going just wide on several occasions latched onto a ball from Campbell and shot home his fourth and Seaboard’s thirteenth of the afternoon. 3 minutes later in a copybook move, Ndjana again found the net this time the supply line coming from Gardner.

Surin and Jake Baker were introduced for the last 12 mins. and Surin was unlucky not to score when he timed his run perfectly to meet a cross from Craig Banks only to see his header hit the post. Young Baker was to be more fortunate though when in the last minute he outpaced two defenders before driving home the final goal of the afternoon from a very acute angle to notch up his first league goal for the club.

Seaboard manager Rick Bryant was obviously very pleased with his side’s performance but will have to be aware of any complacency with the visit of the league leaders to Pattaya next week. Seaboard’s next home game will be at Horseshoe Point against the Bulls Head Brazilians on Saturday December 3, kick off 4:00pm.

Seaboard FC have been fortunate enough to secure the sponsorship of AGS Four Winds International Movers and Cranes and Equipment Ltd. Europe-Middle East-Asia for this season and would like to thank them for their continued support.

Anybody who could be interested in joining Seaboard FC, whether their stay in Thailand is for a long or short period is more than welcome to come down to the football pitch in Naklua every Tuesday evening at 6:30pm, contact us at [email protected] or call Peter on 01 810 1470.


Double winner Roger on song at Green Valley

PSC golf with The Bunker

Mountain Shadow Country Club
Monday 21 November

Roger Privett takes first place honors at Mountain Shadow and Green Valley

This week did not just feature three great golf courses. On 24 November, we celebrated John Preddy’s birthday with an American Thanksgiving feast. The turn out was incredible and John Preddy along with the Bunker extends it hearty thanks for all those who attended. The hardest part of the week started with a medal competition at the ever so hard Mountain Shadow course. Two divisions were set with a 16 and under cut. Roger Privett won the “A” division with net 75. Joint runner-ups with net 78 were Alan Heywood and Barry Murnin. In division “B”, P.J. Redmond returned the best score of the day with a net 74 to capture first place. Rod Stevens scored net 76 for a second place finish and Charlie Gooch came third with net 78. Near the pins were won by Barry Jones, William Macey, Stuart Tinkler and Eddie Martin.

Century Chonburi
Wednesday 23
November

Two divisions were set for the Boys from the Bunker as they set off for a stableford competition. The best score of the day came in the “B” division were Doug Landsbourough returned 38 points for victory. In second place with 35 points was Stuart Tinkler. Third place finish went to Sean McVitty and Jim Wooler each with 31 points. In the “A” division Paul Edgar scored 35 points for first place honors. Joint runners-up were Terry Gill and John King with 31 points each. Near the pins were won by P.J. Redmond, Colin Wilkins, Brain Lund and Gordan Melia.

Green Valley
Country Club
Friday 25 November

The week came to a close with a medal competition at Green Valley. In division “A” Roger Privett won for the second time this week with a 4 under par 68. Geoff Parker scored net 73 for a second place finish and Tony Scrambler secured third place with a net 76. The best score of the day went to D. Green with a net 63. Geordie Hudson scored net 70 for second place and P.J. Redmond came third with net 72. Near the pins were won by Brian Walker, Tony Scrambler, Gordan Melia and Frank Pinkington.

As a reminder, during the high season, all golfers must register for their golf 15 minutes prior to departure time. The Bunker Boys are located on Soi Chaiyapoon (near X-zyte disco and across the street from Tony’s Disco II). Monthly golf schedules are available or consult the Pattaya Mail every week.


Smooth sailing at Noble Place

The 54th PSC Member’s Monthly Tournament

Friday, November 18 - After the trials and tribulations of last month at Pattaya Country Club, what a pleasure it was to take the long road for a return visit to Noble Place. The course was in immaculate condition and is impeccably managed by Khun Charkrit and his team and the weather was also just right for the 115 golfers who checked in under the keen scrutiny of Bernie Tuppin whilst Jeff Wylie sorted out the handicap queries. Mike Gerrard acting as starter, got the troops off on time and ensured there were no delays throughout the competition. He even managed to change into his Elvis suit. You can take the boy off the stage but you can’t take the ham out of Mike!

All the winners with Chris John, golf chairman.

Overall the scores on the day were fairly predictable with Jeff Wylie and Kale Karlberg taking the low gross spots in the top two divisions. C flight saw Andy Spence take top place, whilst in D flight, playing partners John Dillon and Brendon Dougal were the only golfers to break 40 points. Intira Goransson cleaned up in the ladies flight with a first place; two near the pins and the long drive. Last month’s Mr. Blobby, Gordon McKnight lost out in a count back for a third place but won two near pins -a big improvement.

Back in the clubhouse Chris John, the golf chairman, thanked the organizing committee of Ian Edwards, Tony Oakes, Jeff Wylie, Alan Pearce, Bernie Tuppin and Mike Gerrard as well as all the sponsors namely The Diana Group, The Harley Bar, Shenanigans, The Hot Shot Bar, the TQ and The Blue Parrot.

All golfers should note we are now in the high season so sign up early in the clubhouse for next month at Sriracha on 16th December. A 200 baht non-refundable entry fee is mandatory. Additionally, if for whatever reason you cannot attend, please let us know or better still find a replacement. There were 25 golfers who could not enter this month and seven no shows.

CJ


Sports Quiz

Unfortunately, there were no correct entries received for last week’s Sports Quiz before the deadline. Thanks go out all those who tried and better luck next time. In case you were wondering about the answers, here they are…
1) Who is the record goal scorer for Liverpool?
Answer: Ian Rush
2) Who captained South Africa when they hosted the 2003 Cricket World Cup?
Answer: Shaun Pollock
3) Who won the Men’s 1500m in the 1968 Olympic Games?
Answer: Kip Keino
This week’s questions are:
1) Which was the first London club to win the League Cup?
2) Which was the last country to win the Five Nations rugby tournament?
3) The horse Brigadier Gerard raced eighteen times. How many did he win?


Tatsumi Noguchi aces at Mountain Shadow

IPGC golf from The Haven

Mon 21 November
Bangpra, Stableford

ivision 1 (0-14)
1st Barry Winton: 34 c/b17 c/b6 11
2nd Rick Holmes: 34 c/b17 c/b6 10 c/b3 6
3rd Phil Groves: 34 c/b 17 c/b6 10 c/b3 5
Division 2 (15plus)
1st Dave Spendley: 34
2nd Tony Quaid 32: c/b 13
3rd Brian Kelly 32: c/b 12

A late change from the scheduled visit to Siam Country Club due to the increased green fees and poor course condition saw another large turnout for a repeat visit to Bangpra. This time in real Thai wintry conditions, it actually felt quite cold in the chilly northeasterly winds and coupled with fast greens that had been cut to 3.4mm, it was a much-changed course from last week and played much tougher, as can be seen from the scores! A three-way tie on 34 points in Division 1 that gave Stephen and Richard a headache saw Barry just pip Rick on count-back 6 who in turn just edged Phil on count-back 3. In Division 2, scores were no different with Dave also winning on 34 points, but a little more comfortably from Tony and Brian. With true, fast greens it was not surprising there would be a few “2”s and Rick Holmes, Chang Suh & Al Rolnik shared the Division 1 pool, whilst Mark Woods & Micky Moore divided the rollover spoils in Division 2. Prior to the presentation, Richard Livingston, the resident PGA professional, welcomed back Chang Suh & Jay Nakagawa on a day when 25% of the large field were single handicappers.

Wed 23 November
Century Chonburi, Stableford

Division 1 (0-16)
1st Chang Suh: 37 c/b 20
2nd Barry Winton: 37 c/b 18
3rd Arthur Tiefenthgler: 33
Division 2 (17plus)
1st Brian Kelly: 34
2nd Peter Emslie: 32 c/b 17
3rd Tony Quaid: 32 c/b 16

A long awaited return to the excellent layout of the Century course, which is ridiculously cheap, even for the quality of the dreadful clubhouse and locker rooms! But at just 300 baht (for green fee and caddy) what more can one ask? Yes a little sand in the bunkers would help for a start, but the fairways were good as would have been the greens had they not been sanded. Still, the continuing strong winds, again made conditions cold and tough on the day and again, scores were poor. This time, Barry had to be content with second place in Division 1, as Chang charged home in 37 gross on the back 9, to snatch victory on count-back. If Barry had scored as many points as he had “pee’s” on the course he would surely have won, but remember, bears don’t like cold conditions! In Division 2, Brian finally found his touch to easily take the honors from Peter and Tony. His 34 points included three “wipes” as a result of two lost balls in the rough, so hopefully there are better scores to come! Chang Suh rounded off a super round with the only “2” of the day and once again there is a rollover in Division 2. Back at the Haven, Richard discovered that amazingly, there were no welcomes or welcome backs and no good-byes despite the large field!

Fri 25 November
Mountain Shadow, Stableford

Division 1 (0-12)
1st Derek Fotheringham: 34 c/b 19 c/b6 13
2nd Barry Winton: 34 c/b 19 c/b6 12
3rd Phil Groves: 34 c/b 15
4th Martin Grimoldby: 33
Division 2 (13plus)
1st Jens Gunnarsson: 36
2nd Tom Sathrum: 33 c/b 17
3rd Mark Woods: 33 c/b 15
4th Frank Hughes: 32

A surprisingly large number of golfers turned out to do battle at the tough but popular Mountain Shadow and amazingly 35% were single handicappers, hence an all time low division cut at just 12. The story was almost identical to Bangpra on Monday as once again three golfers in division 1 tied on 34 points for top honors. This time it was perhaps fitting that Derek should claim his first win on his last game before returning to UK. Barry just lost out again for the second successive time as did “swimming instructor” Phil Groves. In division 2, the “Ice Man” Jens, continued his good run of form to comfortably take the top prize by three clear points! The “2’s” competition, well Barry Winton, Rainer Helling and Martin Grimoldby all carded a “2” in division 1 whilst Jens Gunnarsson scored the only “2” in division 2 but all to no avail as Tatsumi Noguchi aced the par three 5th hole to take the jackpot, both division prizes including the rollover in division 2, so bad luck guys, the rule at the Haven is that a “hole in one” takes all! Well done Tatsumi San, who rang the bell amidst much cheering, to celebrate his good fortune! Prior to the presentation, Richard Livingston, welcomed back Rainer Helling, Sakari Pinne, Pekka Raiha, Kari Laukkanen & Eero Pirohonen, all single handicappers from Finland and from Japan, Yusuke Watnabe and the man of the day, Tatsumi Noguchi. Perhaps the greens at 10 on the stimpmeter helped Tatsumi, but they certainly destroyed many a competitors card.


Pete Emslie does it all

IPGC golf From Lewiinski’s

Sunday 20 November
Green Valley - White Tees, Monthly Medal

1st A Flight: Graham Johnson, 40 points
2nd A Flight: John McHugh, 40 points
3rd A Flight: Jim Munns, 39 points
1st B Flight: Jan Eriksen , 38 points
2nd B Flight: Bruce Milner, 38 points
3rd B Flight: Colin Davis, 38 points
1st C Flight: Peter Emslie, 40 points
2nd C Flight: Kevin Moraghan, 39 points
3rd C Flight: Stan Dismuke, 39 points
1st D Flight: Lyn Foote, 39 points
2nd D Flight: “Loz” Shaw, 36 points
3rd D Flight: John Ginnane, 35 points
NP’s: #2 Sugar Ray Handford; #9 Peter Emslie; #12 Paul Shaw; #16 Peter Emslie
2’s: Graham Johnson; Jan Eriksen; J.J Wright; Peter Emslie (2); Trucy Chadbourn;
Sugar Ray Handford

Peter Emslie is never far from the brass ring. His name can be found amongst the Flight leaders on many of his Sunday visits to the Society. However, on this Sunday, he not only tied for Man of the Match and won C Flight with 40 points, but he also had two “2’s” and two Near Pins. This scribe does not recall such dominance by a player on a given day, so congrats to the big ol’ guy! Peter’s ‘career day’ left soon to be Pattaya resident Kevin Moraghan and “Jeremy’s Friend” knotted at 39 points. The knot was untied by count back, with Kevin having the better of it. Tying for Men of the Match were the tandem of G-r-a-h-a-m J-o-h-n-s-o-n and Johnny McQ. As a going away gift to G-r-a-h-a-m, John yielded the top spot in A Flight on count back. Capt. Fogg was but a point in arrears in A Flight third. Graham’s gross 74 was also the medalist round edging Jim Wickstrom’s gross 75 and Johnny’s gross 76.

Lyn Foote in what was close to the farewell round of her and John’s current visit, took the top spot in D Flight, being three points clear of surging Loz Shaw and John Ginnane. John needed a count back over the two lovely ladies, The Nat(ural) and Auntie Toy.

In B Flight it was The Quiet One taking a four way count back at 38 points that saw Aussie Bruce Milner a step below, followed by The Donkey. Alas to Nick Payne, as there was no step left for his two below handicap effort.

Monday 21 November
Khao Kheow - B & C - Yellow or White Tees, Stableford

1st Yellow A Flight: Jim Munns, 38 points
2nd Yellow A Flight: John Emmerson, 37 points
1st Yellow A Flight: Leo Spratt, 35 points
1st Yellow B Flight: Tom Sathrum, 38 points
2nd Yellow B Flight: Dave Porter, 33 points
3rd Yellow B Flight: Kurt-Erik Persson, 32 points
1st White Flight: Bruce McAdam, 40 points
Near Pins: #B8 (yellow) Seamus Brennan; #C8 (white) Ken Kutzing
2’s: Nico Coulouras; Trevor Powell

Capt. Fogg continues to amaze as he quickly acclimates to each new, lower handicap level. This day was further evidence as Jim garnered 38 points and a one-point victory over ‘The Golf Manager’ for the top spot in A Flight of the Yellow Division. Leo Spratt prevailed on count back, in spite of his 7 handicap, over ‘The Quiet One’. Tom Sathrum, competing for Brian Wilkenson’s “wireless” moniker, for the right reasons, was top man in The B Flight of the longer Yellow Division. Dave Porter’s modest 33 points turned out to be sufficient for second place leaving third to the triumvirate of Kurt-Erik Persson, Jeremy’s Friend and Shameless. As was appropriate, the two younger players yielded to the venerable K-E. A couple of handfuls of players in the big field chose to relax on the shorter white tees. Bruce McAdam led them home with 40 points.

Wednesday 23 November
Mountain Shadow - Blue Tees, Stableford

1st A Flight: John Emmerson, 32 points
2nd A Flight: Colin Davis, 32 points
3rd A Flight: David Snell, 31 points
1st B Flight: Poo Supaporn, 33 points
2nd B Flight: Brian Cooper, 33 points
3rd B Flight: Colm Mullen, 30 points
Near Pins: #5 Jack Grindvold; #17 Ian Dale
2’s: John Emmerson; Colin Davis; Jan Eriksen; Brain Cooper; Keith Dyson

Well it wasn’t pretty and nobody’s handicap is going to go up as the lads and lasses threw a “non-counter” at the demanding Mountian Shadow course. Tales of horror abounded as the greens were Augusta-fast. ‘The Golf Manager’ and the ‘First Lady’ each stood atop their respective Flight podiums in a moving ceremony. ‘The Donkey’ was not unlike a ring-bearer as he stared wistfully upward from his A Flight second place vantage point. He was accompanied, albeit a step below, by David Snell, who needed a favorable count back to best newcomer Eddie Graham. The ‘First Lady’ was followed up by the nearly svelte Brian Cooper. Two mates were seen brawling it out for the last spot in B, but it was Colm Mullen who counted better than Roger Koehler.

Friday 25 November
Plutaluang - White Tees 4-Person Scramble, Stroke/Medal

1st J.J. Wright, Lee Adelly, Steve Mulberry, John McHugh - net 54.7
2nd Lyn Foote, John Foote, Leo Spratt, Dave Tanner - net 55.7
2’s: 17 of them, too much data to list.

Johnny McQ picked up some scramble experts from across the Soi in the person of J.J. Wright, “the guy that knows more about golf than any 14 handicapper around”, Lee “Caddy to the Stars” Adelly and Steve “Blackburn” Mulberry. The 54.7 effort was one clear of the Foote family and Messrs. Spratt and Tanner.


A tough test at Plutaluang

PSC golf from Tropical Bert’s

Tuesday November 22
Plutaluang,
Stableford

The test for the day was the South and East nines, a tough test for any group, and as the day dawned, for once of late we were promised a nice day. At Bert’s, over ‘Brekkers’, Tim laboured to make sure that all had transport and all knew where and when they were playing: That dealt with, off we went.

Winners on the day: John Gee and Pete King.

Bob, now free from hassle, zoomed off early and got to the course to ensure the nines for the day were correct and started first to ensure the pins were out correctly: The rest followed on

The day was fine, but a bit blustery, and neither of the nines played easy, especially as the greens were not in their usual fine condition. Still, this is a good value course and on a tough day all got around in good humour.

One of the drawbacks these days is that since the fire, the showers in the main block are out of commission, so after finishing the round the use of a cart is advisable to nip up to the old clubhouse to remove the dust of the day.

The restaurant still provides some of the cheapest food and drink around, and a cold one always goes down well after a hard day on the golf course. Back at Bert’s the food was being served, a beef stew, and Tim girded his loins for his moment of glory. He declared the winners as John Gee in the A Div and Pete King in The B Div. As is usual at Bert’s, a cold beer after a long day is a pleasure and the view of the day ending and the night beginning is one of the highlights seen from here. With the Sun setting and the Sea calm, what a fine way to enjoy the pleasures of Pattaya.
T.T.F.N.
Winner:
Div A - John Gee, Div. B - Pete King
Long Put: Bob Short, Jackie McPherson, Vince Callaghan
Near Pin: Bob Pearce, Derek Brook, Jackie McPherson, John Wassell, Colin Cronin, Tim Holt, Chris Harroll


Gordie & Chang, the honeymooners triumph at Crystal Bay

PSC golf with the Grapevine

Thursday 24 November saw the Grapevine boys & girls travel up Sukhumvit to play the Crystal Bay A & C layout, 24 players in all, with the flights split at 0 - 15 & 16 up. The course was in the usual high standard we have come to expect, and so it was a good test for all golfers on the day. In the top flight Gordon Everingham (33) shot a day’s best of 39 pts to take the top spot while Frank Pilkington (16) played well to take 2nd place with 36 pts. In the low flight, Chang Suh (6), back in Pattaya for his honeymoon (but playing golf, what’s that about?) scored a solid 37 pts, including an eagle on A6 to be declared winner, ahead of Jeff Wylie (5) who played steady to score 36 pts.

Gents from L to R: Gordon, Frank, Kuni, and Jeff with Da (2) and Da (1).

The technical prizes were mixed up this week with only Kuni Wakabayashi grabbing 2 near pins. Others were secured by Paddy, David F, Frank K, Chang & lady newcomer Dixie. The long putts were just too hard on the day with nobody one- putting the A9 hole, pin was tricky, down hill, triple breaks, all the excuses under the sun, you know what it’s like. With the non-claimed technical prizes rolled into the lucky draws we saw, Dave A, Nile, Colin & Don pick up some handy vouchers on the day.

All in all another good day of golf and camaraderie, with Malcolm & Opal continuing to provide golfers with some fine complimentary tucker & cold drinks. If you are looking for a game on a Thursday, drop in to the Grapevine, Soi Regent Marina & sign up. Look forward to seeing you there. Cheers & Good Golfing.


Pattaya City Council, the Jet Ski Association of Thailand and the Tourism Authority of Thailand prepare for a huge “World King’s Cup 2005 Thailand”

Weerawat Khakhai, Pattaya City Deputy Mayor presided over a meeting with Dr Santat Sasivanich, President of the Jet Ski Association together with, representatives of the Tourism Authority of Thailand and private sector organizations to discuss preparations for the “World King’s Cup 2005 Thailand” which is to be held at Jomtien Beach, Pattaya from 10-11 December 2005.

Weerawat said this year’s event will be huge and the organizing committee has already completed necessary preparations. Jet skiers like current champion Chokuthit Moree and competitors from more than 30 countries have shown an interest. The competition will be the most exciting event of the year. The public relations effort is the most important aspect at this time and steps have been taken to inform locals and tourists about the event. Plans have been made for a news conference and advertisements in the various media; all that remains now is the coordination. It is anticipated that large crowds will come along to cheer.

“The King’s Cup will be brought to the stage on December 10 in a magnificent ceremony befitting the event and will be carried by a commission of three officers from Sattahip naval base, carrying the Royal Letter of Appointment.” Weerawat added.


The Galway Hookers come up trumps on Thanksgiving Day

PSC golf from The Café Kronborg

21 November
Khao Kheow, Stableford

The Khao Kheow Country Club was host for a Stableford competition in two Flights; A Flight 0 to 13 and B Flight 14 up. The wind was blowing a gale and provided a real test for the day on the B & C Nines, and surprisingly the course was very dry, but judged to be in very fine condition.

Jimmy Flanagan, Kevin Callaghan, Ted Morris and Marty Allred; winners of the Papa Ray Rogers Thanksgiving Day scramble.

Neil Skilton won the A Flight with a fine 37 points considering the conditions, ahead of Don Richardson on 33 points and in third was Kevin Callaghan on 31 points on count-back over John Isles.

Icelander Einar Johansson won the B Flight with , again a fine 37, points ahead of a count-back for second on 32 points, won by fellow Icelander Kris Helgasson with Patrick Browne in third.

Long Put: #B9 Ted Morris
Near Pin: #B3 Brian Noguer, #B8 Patrick Browne, #C3 Neil Skilton, #C8 Brian Noguer

24 November
Pattaya Country Club,
‘Papa Ray Rogers
Thanksgiving Day Scramble’

It is that time of the year again, and once again the golfers of Pattaya gather for one of Ray’s special days. In years gone by, the days would be centered on Rays house as he laid on a spread, however with the passing of time it was decided to hold the after day facilities at the Cafe Kronborg. This is easier on Ray, and after all Bjarne and family always assisted, why not!

The day dawned bright and cool as the 70 golfers gathered at Pattaya Country Club, and teed off on the 1st and 10th holes. The course as usual was in fine condition, and on this day clear of other players, so the groups could get around fast. One of the high spots on the course was the Albatross scored by one of the groups. They actually asked that I did not mention their names, as they are so shy; I like that.

Back in the restaurant the cards were handed in and Dave was hard at work, this is a big day and Dave had spent a lot of time organising and dashing around the shops for prizes. The restaurant was packed, so Pattaya Country Club were happy, and after refreshments the players began to slowly depart for the Cafe Kronborg for a Thanks Giving meal and the presentation.

Back at the Cafe Kronborg, the Nielsen Family were hard at work, and soon a fine spread was laid out, of course Turkey had to be to the fore. However all the other goodies were also in abundant supply. Food nearly consumed, we once again found out that Dave had found the microphone; there is no holding him now. Dave then declared the winners. In third place was the team of Jeff North, John Boon, Vince Smythe and Graham Bournemont with a net 57.1. In second was the team of John McMullen, Steve Cooper-Reeve, Paul Mallon and Graham Houston with a net 56.5. So to the winners, and this team is always to the fore, The Galway Hookers won again with a net 55.9, the team was Jimmy Flanagan, Kevin Callaghan, Ted Morris and Marty Allred. Presentation over the remainder of the buffet was consumed and a good night was had by all.

T.T.F.N.
Nearest Pin: #5 Kevin Callaghan, #7 Nial McCarthy, #12 Alan Pierce, #16 Clive Robinson
Long Put: #9 Perry McNeely, #18 Mats Song


Paul Scully victor on first visit

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the OK Corral

Tuesday, November 22 - A large group of golfers joined the Pattaya Golf Society as they travelled the short trip to Pattaya Country Club to play their weekly medal event. Under cloudless skies an incessant strong breeze made conditions very pleasant, but toughened the challenge. With the cut at twenty and under the golfers in the top flight played out a close encounter with three players sharing runner-up place. Bill Hewitt and Chang Suh performed well to record net 75 and they were joined by the day’s best gross of 78 presented by Mike Allidi off his three handicap. The winner was only one shot ahead and that honour went to Finnish giant Unto Kilvonen, as usual playing his golf with a smile. Division two golfers found the wind more troublesome and some struggled to get to grips with the round but Ed Trayling “shot his age”, an admirable net 77, leaving many others wishing they were a dozen or more years older so they could claim the same honour! Veteran Ed was joined in third place by an effervescent Denis Smith whose golf turned the heads of his playing partners. Only the previous week he had put his disastrous form down to forgetting his spectacles and on this occasion he credited his lack of a hat with the return to form that he has been desperately seeking. The pair were one shot behind second-placed golfer, John James, but a country mile behind the day’s winner, Paul Scully, whose first visit to the course gave him a fine three-under par winning score of 69. There were no birdie twos and the Booby Bevy was awarded to Len Jones who conducted the presentation with his usual panache, until he found he had left half of the prizes back at home! The PGS had enjoyed another fine day’s golf from the OK Corral

Dolan & Riley show the way

Thursday, November 24, saw the Pattaya Golf Society take its weekly stableford event to the glorious Mountain Shadow golf club and found the course in excellent condition, with the legendary large and undulating greens ready to pose the usual problems to nervous putters! The weather could not have been finer and a cooling breeze set the day up perfectly for a good competition. Playing off the blue tees Sam Fitzsimons made his mark immediately, having n/r’d the previous round, and his score of 32 points stood unchallenged until Harry Riley posted 34 points to take the lead. Playing in the final group a rediscovered Rob Dolan found his shots again and joined Harry on 34 points to share the day. In his defence, Harry was christening both a new driver and a new putter, and he immediately pronounced both acquisitions a success! Sam shared the twos pot with Martin Hoblyn and Chaten Patel whilst Aussie Evan Millar, visiting from Viet Nam, savoured the Booby Bevy after his first round with the PGS, for his low score of the day. But even he could declare the day an enjoyable experience on a wonderful golf course.


Double celebration for Keith Fortt

I.P.G.C. golf with The Caddy Shack

Keith Fortt and wife, winner division 2 and 18 yrs married.

Tuesday November 22 - the golfers from the Caddy Shack travelled to Noble Place for a medal competition and the courses of A&B were selected. The course was in excellent condition and the price is great value. The cut was made at 14 and under. In division one Mr Tay from Japan scored a net 73 to come in 3rd place, Terry Phur scored a net 72 to come in 2nd place, the winner was Neil Skilton with a very nice net 66. Division two Nile Sheenan scored a net 74 to come in 3rd place, in 2nd place was Richard Wardell with a net 73 and the winner of division two was Keith Fortt with a very nice net 71. This was a double celebration for Keith as he also celebrated his 18th year wedding anniversary with Koy his wife. The Two‘s were won outright by Neil Skilton whilst the Bananas were awarded to David Keats for his phone always ringing on the course, although back at the Caddy Shack he denied even having a mobile in his possession. The 3 Japanese golfers led by Mr Suzuki surprisingly ordered back at the Caddy Shack Pie and Mash, Liver and Bacon and Spaghetti Bolognaise, which they enjoyed very much.

Thursday November 24 - The Caddy Shack went to Sattahip for a Stableford competition, the tough North and West courses were selected. The cut was made at 15 and under. In division two Les Hall managed 34 points to come in 3rd place, Ben Findon got 35 points to finish in 2nd place, way ahead with a very nice 39 points was Mike Larsen to take 1st place. Division one had a tie for 3rd place between Wilf Latham and Jan Eriksen with 34 points, Steve Nowell was in 2nd place with 35 points, but way ahead was Mike Allidi with 41 points to come in 1st place, this is very special as he plays off 3 handicap, (but I don’t think he will be next week). The Bananas were awarded yet again to Angus the Horse for his dismal 11 points, someone better tell him its the most points needed in Stableford not the least, also the last hole he changed headwear and traded places with his caddy and let her finish his round. The water carry of about 120yds was cleared with ease and she went on to score a point for him. John Wassal won the free prize draw back at The Caddy Shack. Tuesday December 6 we are at Mountain Shadow and we leave at 9.00am and Thursday December 8 we are at Green Valley and leave at 11.00am.


Record fleets join 2005 Raimon Land Varuna Cup

By Peter Cummins

The just-finished Raimon Land Varuna Cup was a ‘roaring’ success, although by no means was the wind roaring. It was more like a whimper, mostly. But there was still enough wind for the Medds, Claire and Simon, to win the Hobie Tiger spin event from class newcomers, the two Davids, Race and Jezeph.

Happy winners of the record-breaking Raimon Land Varuna Cup.

Bob and Judy Gardham, out from Oman for the event, merely added to their recent success in the Varuna Commodore’s Cup, by winning the Hobie Cat 16 class. There was something appropriate about this latter win particularly, for Bob is Commodore of the venerable Ras Al Hamra Boat Club in Oman. Close behind them were fellow Omani sailors, Chock Heller and Liesbeth Dewit.

Arch rivals in both the Optimist ranks and the 4.7 Rig Laser, Ruben Menke eased out Dominik Lehmann, winning the 4.7 class, by just one point. A similar scenario took place in the big Lasers: Japanese ace Naomichi Hayakawaalso scraped in ahead of Royal Varuna rival, French national Philippe Narbonne, by a scant two points.

Light winds during the Raimon Land Varuna Cup tested everyone involved.

The huge fleet of Optimists, honed up by their recent Asian Sailing Championship, had close, exciting racing, with Sattahip lad, Nuttawut Panyam, the clear winner, with four firsts out of five starts. Jittiwa Tanawitwilai and Sittisat Ponpun were equal second on 18 points while Patrick Littlejohn, defended Varuna honour; finishing fourth, in a very tough fleet of 40 entries.

Frank Teeuwen beat out Les Nyerges and Alberto Cassio, in the solo sailor, the Nacra 16 Square, while, in the Open class, Bob Garner/Jouke Postma, brought Bob’s light, fast Taipan 4.9, into victory over Benoit Gresillon/Jean Philippe (Nacra 17 spin).

There was an incredible change in the weather pattern as last Saturday dawned for the start of the Raimon Land Varuna Cup. For four days and nights the preceding week, the northeasterly howled in at around 25 -30 knots. Saturday morning: flat calm, a heavy cloud cover and increased humidity. But not even the weatherman can mess with our Royal Varuna sailing secretary and race officer Dickie van den Heuvel, when he has decided there will be racing. An hour or so of waiting and then the races started, albeit slowly but surely in light winds but with occasional huge wind shifts.

The ‘on land’ action at the Raimon Land Varuna Cup.

A record 104 craft and some 160 sailors took the first starting signal, from the committee boat, set well over towards Koh Larn. There were some 30 Lasers, including the smaller Radial Rigs and the 4.7, 40 Optimist dinghies, and an assortment of felines, ranging from the powerful Hobie Tiger to Hobie Cat 16s, to Nacra 16 Sq. single-handers and the fast, light Taipan 4.9.

The advent of Raimon Land as a major sponsor of the yachting circuit is the best news for the marine leisure sector since the abolition two years ago, of the punitive taxes, which were crippling marine-related activities and sports in the Kingdom.

Raimon Land, starting out as a co-sponsor of the 2004 Phuket King’s Cup Regatta has now opted to become the principal sponsor of that event for the foreseeable future. Then followed, the hugely-successful ‘Top of the Gulf Regatta’ sailed over the week surrounding Coronation Day week, last May; A minor role in one of the Kingdom’s newest regattas, the Evason Phuket Race week in July and, now the first venture into the Varuna Cup, one of the Royal Varuna Yacht Club’s hallowed events.

If some of the sailors were slightly disappointed with the action on the water, they were absolutely exhilarated with the social scene as the sun set on Royal Varuna and the usual Raimon Land flair for a throwing party, entertainment and simply having a great time. The Veltin Weihenstephaner Weis Bier established in 1824, flowed in the Brau tradition but fortunately, the brew at Varuna was somewhat fresher. In fact, it was a great brew that the Varuna Cuppers demolished rather rapidly!

The wine also flowed and there was a great buffet to feed hungry sailors and race management. With a stage and backdrop panorama of Pattaya Beach, the band belted out a huge variety of tastes, styles and rap music, which set the feet moving.

Nigel Cornick and Henri Young of Raimon Land were extremely happy with the two days’ racing and the event organization: this is good news for everybody, and the Saturday night party ended with a splendid fireworks display.

Now, for many, including the Raimon Land sponsors, it’s on to Phuket next week for the 19th sailing of the Phuket King’s Cup Regatta, also now known as the Phuket Regatta week: taking its rightful place alongside some of the oldest and best-known sailing fests: Cowes week, Antigua week and Australia’s Hamilton Island week.

An added incentive at Phuket will be the Third Phuket International Marine Expo (PIMEX), to be held on and off the water at the Phuket Boat Lagoon, from 8 - 11 December.


The King’s Cup Regatta: a giant step in Phuket’s recovery

by Peter Cummins

 The handsome Permanent King’s Cup Trophy, designed by ML Tri Devakul sits before the Royal Varuna memorabilia board of Their Majesties.

It is that time of the year again when yacht racing in the Northern Gulf abates somewhat and all eyes turn to Phuket for the 19th Phuket King’s Cup Regatta. A generous new sponsor, Raimon Land, has appeared the past two years and has taken the major role in the Regatta for the foreseeable future.

Also, for the first time in several years, the presidency of the organizing committee has again become incumbent upon the present Commodore of the Royal Varuna Yacht Club which, since day one, has had the proprietary rights to, arguably, Asia’s best regatta.

The 24th Royal Varuna Commodore, Santi Kanchanbandhu, a native of the south, is particularly pleased to see the entries racking up and expects around the 100 mark for craft divided into 12 Divisions.

Close, exciting racing will again be a feature of the 19th Regatta

“As we have done every year since the inaugural event in 1987, we dedicate each and every sailing to His Majesty the King, as a tribute to the monarch, who is the regatta royal patron – this occasion being the 19th regatta for the King’s 78th birthday”, Santi pointed out..

Santi paid tribute to H.E. Udomsak Verawarapunga who has placed much priority on this year’s event, regarding the regatta as a panacea for the tragic events which befell Phuket and surrounding areas during the tsunami which struck savagely late last year.

One of the classic schooners will be back again.

Santi announced that, apart from the annual contribution to HM the King’s charities and development projects from regatta proceeds, this year there will be a special allocation to the Tsunami Relief Foundation, Rajprachanukroh under Royal Patronage

The official opening of the 2005 Regatta will also be a little different. Held, as usual at the Kata Beach Resort, the home of the event for eight years now, there will definitely be a more nautical theme.

The Governor and Khun Viroj Nualkair, representing the Yacht Racing Association of Thailand will inaugurate the event by ringing a ship’s bell and hoist the PKCR flag with a ship’s siren as accompaniment. In the days of the old sailing frigates, this was the announcement of an impending attack!

The Naval Academy will be back to take home some regatta silverware.

The Governor noted that it is almost one year since we were devastated by the tragic tsunami, although Phuket and the badly-hit southern provinces are slowly recovering, there is still a long way to go, with many families still suffering.

“I would like to take advantage of this August forum”, the Governor said, “to thank sincerely the thousands from around the world who have come to the assistance of Phuket’s people, helping them recover from their losses to livelihood and way of life.”

Thus, to the Governor’s office: this year’s King’s Cup Regatta takes on a special significance, for the big number of participants coming to Phuket from all corners of the world, sends out a clear message of renewed confidence, hope and faith in Phuket and her people. A vastly-expanded media and press programme will spread this new confidence.

Since the disastrous tsunami struck Phuket and surrounding provinces last December, it has been a long haul back to normality, vis-เ-vis the tourism industry and, fully aware of this, the Tourism Authority of Thailand is now placing much emphasis on yachting and the marine industry to help re-vitalize the flagging economy, based on tourist arrivals and subsequent spending.

Thus, the 19th sailing of the Phuket King’s Cup Regatta, to be held from the 4th to the 11th of December, is poised to bring Phuket back to prominence. Not necessarily by huge numbers, for, as President Santi pointed out, there will probably be the customary 100 craft or so and 1,000 sailors, coming from all points of the globe, as in the past regattas.

Rather, the major contribution from the marine industry, in this context, is that the 19th Regatta will show the world, through a massive publicity and media campaign, that Phuket is the place to be: one thousand sailors can’t be wrong and their return to the island province is proof enough of a new confidence in a resurgent Phuket.

Raimon Land has become one of the Kingdom’s greatest supporters of the marine sector, especially yacht racing. This eco-friendly sport conforms to the company’s approach to the prime consideration of environmental problems as being paramount to the Kingdom’s progress and, not least the recovery of the tourism sector after the December tsunami disaster.

Raimon Land, now in its second year of sponsorship for the Phuket King’s Cup Regatta, has opted for three more years which is good news for all concerned. Furthermore, the company has placed its support firmly behind the Top of the Gulf Regatta, sailed in the Northern Gulf out off the Ocean Marina in May, the just-recently completed Varuna Cup and the Phuket Race week in July.

The Kata Group, home for the King’s Cup for the past seven years, is also quick to offer again its wonderful facilities and services, along with perennial supporter, Mom Tri’s Boathouse which, although sustaining considerable damage last December, arises again, having supported the regatta since day one, 1987. The Boathouse will again be the touching locale for the candle-lit beach ceremony to salute the Monarch on his birthday, Monday 05 December, the regatta opening day.

The Royal Phuket Marina and Sunsail join again as co-sponsors andThai Airways International PLC, as on many former occasions will be making available flights for the expected large contingent of press and media: many of them coming from world-wide destinations to Phuket, many for the first time since the tsunami

Thai Beverages PLC, in the guise of Beer Chang, joins for the second time while first-time sponsor are Coutts Bank, the Singapore-based Merchant Bank and the Thailand Privilege Card Company (Elite Card).

The Tourism Association of Thailand, too, views marine tourism as a major attraction to help restore the depleted numbers of tourists entering the Kingdom since last December and again supports this, the biggest and best regatta in Asia. Thailand Elite Phuket magazine is again the official publisher and supporting sponsors for this event, who are the back-bone of marine developments in Phuket and Thailand overall are listed as follows:

Ao Chalong Yacht Club, Canvas Creations, CAT Telecom, Electrical Marine, Haad Thip, Kata Poolside Resort, Koh Samui Regatta, Lee Marine, Neil Pryde, Nokia Thailand, Patongo, Pegasus Marine, Phuket International Hospital, Phuket Sail, Royal Coffee, Securicor, Simrad Marine Electronics, Tropical Garden Resort and Yacht Solutions.

Of course, not one of the 18 events so far held could have even “left the moorings”, so to speak, without the overwhelming support of the Phuket Governor’s office, the Royal Thai Navy, the Yacht racing Association of Thailand and the founding club, the Royal Varuna Yacht Club which holds the proprietry rights to this great regatta.

As is customary too, Rear-Admiral M.L. Usni Pramoj, will again represent the King at the splendid awards and closing ceremony at the Kata Beach Resort on Saturday, 10 December, 2005, as he has done every year except 1988 and 1989.

For further information, contact: The Phuket King’s Cup Regatta, P.O Box 386, Phuket 83000, Thailand.

Tel: 966 76) 383325; fax: (66 76)383 326; e-mail kingscup @loxinfo.co.th; Website: www.kingscup.com


Squae Ring

There are those out there that have implied that The Square Ring is always behind the information curve. Not true. Need an example? The Square Ring on behalf of boxing fans everywhere would like to wish ‘His Majesty King Bhumipol Adulyadej’ a Happy Birthday. His Majesty was born on December 5, 1927 at Mount Auburn Hospital in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Why Cambridge? His Majesty’s father, His Royal Highness Prince Mahidol of Songkla, was living there after graduation from the Harvard School of Public Health. His Majesty is a big supporter of boxing and has been honored by world wide boxing organizations for his support.

To celebrate His Majesty King Bhumipol’s sixtieth anniversary, the ‘December 5th Foundation’ is promoting three big events, which will be televised on Channel 3, Euro-sport and Canal Plus on December 5. The scheduled TV time is 14:30 to 16:30 for this event from the Royal Square in Bangkok. The top of the card is headlined by former WBA Super Feather Champ Yodsanan Nanthachai (45-3-1); fact is, he’d still be the champ if he hadn’t of run into Vicente Mosquera last April, losing the title on a unanimous decision. I have no idea who he’ll face but I think it’s Noriharu Iwatani from Japan. Do I know anything else? Sure... When Yodsanan wins he’ll get a WBA title eliminator against Edwin Valero sometime in February. Is that it? Yep. Do I care? Probably not.

On December 6 at The Mall Shopping Center in Ngamwongwan, Nonthaburi, two-time world bantam champion Veerapol Sahaprom (50-2-2) gets a turn against Tanzanian, Francis Miyeyusho. (15-2). With father time gaining on Veerapol, he’s 37 years old; he’s looking for a rematch against Hozumi Hasegawa. Last April fighting on his home ground of Japan, Hozumi Hasegawa won a close, unanimous decision. On two of the three cards, one more round for Veerapol would have resulted in a draw which would have allowed Veerapol to keep his WBC title. A rematch would call for an outright win if Veerpol wants to regain the title for a third time.

A fight being shown Sunday in Pattaya is the rematch between Jermain Taylor (24-0) vs. Bernard Hopkins (46-3-1) for all the middleweight titles that mean anything. If you remember back to July 16 of this year, Jermain Taylor took all Hopkins titles with a strange split decision. Strange? Strange in that two judges had it 115-113 for Taylor and the other 116-112 for Hopkins. In all fairness, the 116 judge has a history of seeing things different. Got to be nice to him as he’s a regular reader and a really good guy. I remember once when I wrote of one of his colleagues, “His ‘seeing eye’ dog had a bad night.” The gentleman in question came up to me at a social event and said, “You’re as assassin.” Yep that’s me “007”. Licensed to assassinate blind judges

That’s not the case with this 116-112. Regardless of the judges’ decisions, Hopkins whined and moaned like your Tee Rak when the baht runs low. He got a rematch - your Tee Rak got a new “old geezer.” What do I think? I’d like Taylor to win again. He’s young and getting better. Hopkins is neither of those.

Before we close the book on the “barely ready for prime time” Mayweather-Mitchell event, one last comment: Mayweather jr. just like the democrats in America would like to re write history. In his post fight press conference, Mayweather said, “I want to thank my opponent for stepping up to the plate when fighters like Zab Judah and Winky Wright would not”. The truth is that Mayweather jr. runs from them like a cat after the battery acid has been applied. He also ducks Antonio Margarito and Ricky Hatton. Regular readers will remember, well maybe, that the Square Ring cast doubts on the “body shot” that stopped Mitchell. In the post fight press conference Mayeather jr. said, “I worked on that ‘crafty body shot’ throughout camp.” Yeah, and all the Go-Go girls in Pattaya will someday dance at the Bolshoi ballet.

After 10 fights Malcolm Tunacao (19-1) was the WBC Flyweight Champion. He lost the title to Thailand’s Pongsaklek Wonjongkam, went into hiding and now he’s back. Since last we met, Tunacao won the meaningless OPBF bantam title by “outmaneuvering” defending champ Kumarnthorng Poh Pluemkamol of Thailand. The use of the term “outmaneuvering” is interesting and must be code for “kicked his ass.” Over 12 stanza’s the scores were 120-109,119-109,118-111. Pluemkamol at (7-8) wasn’t the best but a win’s a win.

A couple of weeks ago there were “chick fights” at the Gray Bar Inn in Pathumthani Province. A Californian was supposed to be part of the main event. She was a “no show”. I wrote, “A friend of mine that lives in the same area of California as Moreno contacted me with the information that Ms. Moreno had cancelled her plans to make the trip behind bars in Thailand.” Now for the rest of the story: cousin Bruce writes, “Ms Moreno advised General Kovid that she contracted pneumonia and was hospitalized.” Translation? “You come Thailand and we give you money. No problems.” Yeah right!

It is well known in boxing circles that promoter Murad Muhammad is a bottom feeder. It took Mani Pacquiao a couple of years and a court suit to figure that out. I guess Fahproakob Rakkiatgym, (50-3 didn’t get the message. Under the title of Banner Promotions (Art Pelullo), Rakkiatgum signed for his first title fight against Valdemir Pereira (22-0), at Foxwood Casino on January 20. Then, a couple of days after the fight was announced, Murad issued a release that he had signed Rakkiatgym three days before.

“It’s not that I’m a miracle worker it’s just that I’m in the right place at the right time,” said Murad. “The reason I’m called a miracle worker is that I enjoy making fighters happy and fulfilling their dreams.”

‘Bull Hockey’. You are an opportunist of the worst order. You make fighters so happy that they have to sue to get out of their contracts after you’ve picked them clean like a chicken. You will notice that Murad always hooks up with the IBF, which is run by his ex-wife.

Hatton stays on course

“This fight will not go the distance,” said WBA jr. welterweight champion Carlos Maussa. “I will cut him open. He’s had these kind of problems before. My hometown people will be dancing again when they hear I have knocked out Hatton.”

Well Maussa got part of it right. He did manage to cut up Hatton in the early rounds with head butts and the old laces to the face ploy. What Maussa didn’t have was an answer for the aggressiveness or power that carried Hatton to a 9th round KO. The Columbian did not hand out much praise to Hatton prior to the fight: “Hatton is not a good boxer, he is a fighter. I feel Miguel Cotto and Floyd Mayweather are better than Hatton. They have better style and they are better boxers with more punching power... [Hatton] is not creative and he only has one style of fighting. It is very possible that I could open cuts on him and the referee will stop it. It is going to be a knockout fight.”

Well yeah, except that at 1:00 min. of the 9th round according to the BBC, “Maussa was caught clean by the decisive hook and dropped dead-weight to the canvas, rising just too late to continue... Clever of him to get up late when he was getting his butt kicked.

Hatton keeps his record unblemished at 40 and naught. Besides dropping a bomb on Maussa, he also dropped one on the British boxing fans. “It looks likely Maussa could be my last fight in Britain. None of the big names seem to want to come here, so it seems all the big fights for me are in the US.”

Like a TeeRak, Hatton could always change his mind but he would be a welcome addition to the boxing scene in the USA.

Just a week ago in Queensland, Thai lightweight Somchai Nakbalee improved his record to 7-0-1 with a 10 round UD over Oneboy Makhwelo, who had the edge in experience with 23 fights but not the skill. Oneboy’s one chance was when he acted like One Billy Goat, opening a 2 inch gash above the left eyebrow of the winner. Elsewhere, WBA#1 super-bantam Somsak Sithchatchawal (45-1-) got a well deserved 7th round KO over Indonesian Andrianus Kauni: the latter with no official record prior to the fight. Yes that would make him 0-1 at this point. This was just a tune up for Somsak’s February meeting with Mahyar Monshipour for the WBA superbantam title. Somsak held the WBF title for three years before giving it up as worthless... Now I’ll drink three or more to that!


The Beautiful Game: Last orders for a pure genius

Riz Taylor

“I think I’ve found you a genius”, said talent scout Bob Bishop in his telegram to his employers Manchester United after setting eyes on 15 year-old George Best in a match for Cregagh Boys’ Club in 1961.
He wasn’t wrong. The scrawny young winger went on to become one of the finest players the game has ever seen; mesmerising fans across the world during a career that had highs and lows which to this day remain unequalled. Such was his fame that at the peak of his popularity Best was described as “The Fifth Beatle”. At his peak, Best collected a European Cup winner’s medal and the coveted European footballer of the year award in 1968, and was receiving 10,000 letters a week from fans.
He died a week ago today, aged only 59. The death was brought on by a lifetime of alcoholism that led to multiple organ failure. Up and down Great Britain a minute’s silence was held at every ground last week. In memory of the great man, ‘The Beautiful Game’ presents a selection of quotes from various sources (including from the man himself) that say more than a column ever could.
RIP, George Best, 1946-2005.
“So George, where did it all go wrong?”
The hotel bellboy who delivered champagne to Best’s room and found him entertaining a scantily clad Miss World on a bed covered with winnings from the casino.
“From 1964 to 1969 he was the best player in the country. It’s as sad as hell, but I don’t think we saw the best of him. I think he went on the blink at a time when he could have got even better. You hit your peak as a player at 28 and he was gone by then. Even so, I’d put him on a par with the top six I ever saw. I wouldn’t like to choose between George, Di Stefano, Cruyff, Maradona, Pele and big John Charles. Bestie definitely belongs among that elite”
Denis Law, former Manchester United teammate.
“The world of football has lost a great. I’ve lost a great old friend. I feel sorry for his family. At a moment like this we can remember how important this man was for British and world football. He was fabulous.”
Eusebio, Portuguese star who played against Best in the 1968 European Cup Final
“In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.”
George Best
“I grew up in Manchester in the 1960’s. I watched Best, Bell, Law, Lee, Charlton & Summerbee. I watched the Champions of England & the Champions of Europe play each other in Derbies. As a Manchester City fan I thank God that I saw George Best play, he was one of my golden childhood memories and there is no doubt he will live forever in the hearts of my generation. One of those special footballers that made you glad to be alive. Adding genius to our sport. To see him play was a priceless experience bought for a few shillings. How lucky we were.”
John G.Hall, Manchester City supporter on www. football365.co.uk
“In my later days at United, I used to go missing quite a lot: Miss World, Miss Gt. Britain, Miss Universe... “
George Best
Someone once reported that I’d dated 7 Miss World’s. That wasn’t true: it was only 4. I didn’t bother showing up for the other 3.”
George Best
“Everything you want in a footballer, he had it. Many people criticise him for the way he led his life, but if he had never led his life like that, maybe he wouldn’t have been the player he was.”
Kenny Dalglish, former Celtic and Liverpool striker
“George was unique, the greatest talent our football has ever produced, easily.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
The closest I got to him was when we shook hands at the end of the game.
Northampton player Roy Fairfax, who had been “marking” Best when he scored six goals in an 8-2 FA Cup win for Man Utd in 1970.
“The commentator said that I had beaten nine defenders before I scored. That wasn’t quite right: I only went past three of them but I beat each one 3 times.”
George Best on comments made about a ‘wonder goal’ he scored for Fort Lauderdale Strikers
It was hard in training, because he didn’t listen to a word you said to him. He’d get the ball, dribble past two or three team-mates and burst out laughing. It was all easy for him. But that irreverence was the essence of his talent. He played with joy: soccer wasn’t a job it was entertainment. Many players go down in history because they’re successful but few are remembered for their magic. George spread magic.”
Antonio Simones, Best’s coach at San Jose Earthquake.
“George must have had cotton wool stuffed in his ears at the team talk because we were supposed to start cautiously.”
Sir Matt Busby, Best’s former Manchester United manager, speaking of Best’s influence on United’s 5-1 win in Benfica’s Stadium of Light in the 1966 European Cup quarter-final. Best scored two and created another in the opening fifteen minutes to put United three ahead.
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”
Best speaking on the disappearance of his huge earnings.


The Best Files

1946 Born on 22nd May in Belfast, Northern Ireland.
1961 Spotted by Manchester United scout Bob Bishop.
1961 Joins Manchester United as a 5ft, 8st 7lb amateur in August. Leaves next day
with homesickness but returns after father talks to Matt Busby.
1963 Turns professional on 17th birthday.
1964 Wins first of 37 caps for Northern Ireland, against Wales after playing only 15 league games.
1965 Plays a starring role in United’s league win.
1966 Destroys Eusebio’s Benfica in Lisbon in European Cup quarter-final, which United win 5-1; christened ‘El Beatle’. Opens fashion boutiques in Manchester with City’s Mike Summerbee; opens two nightclubs.
1967 Wins another league title with United
1968 Scores in United’s 4-1 European Cup final win against Benfica. European Footballer of the Year, Football Writers’ Player of the Year.
1974 Leaves Old Trafford in January after arguments with then manager Tommy Docherty.
1974-84 Plays for Dunstable, Stockport, Cork Celtic, Fulham, LA Aztecs, Fort Lauderdale, Hibs, San Jose Earthquakes, Bournemouth, Brisbane Lions and Tobermore Utd.
Records - Top scorer for United every season between 1967 and 1972; most goals by a United player in a single match - six against Northampton, FA Cup 5th round, Feb 1970.


No change at the top of the standings

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

Best Bowler: Nual - Three 190 plus games and a 580 series.

For the first time in this league there is no change in the top five teams. VFW Post 9876 remains in a tie for first as they won three points from Caf้ Kronborg. Mai’s Thai Restaurant won three from House of the Golden Coin and remains tied for first. Friends split their match with Jack & Tar and remain in third place. Shenanigans remain in fourth as they won three points from Domicil. Three Sisters lost all four points in their match against Caf้ Ole but still remain in fifth. Grape Vine beat Brother D taking three points in that match and moved into a three-way tie for sixth with Brother D and Domicil. With six more weeks remaining in this league and 24 points up for grabs it should be an exciting finish to the league.
Best bowlers of the day were:
Nual, Caf้ Ole: games of 193, 194, 193 - 580 series
Nok, Jack & Tar: games of 205, 180, 170 - 555 series
Teuvo, Friends: games of 186, 179, 182 - 547 series
Lance, Spare Bowler: games of 177, 183, 185 - 545 series
Ooy, Caf้ Ole - 540 series
Sven, Mai’s Thai Restaurant - 534 series
Kran, Caf้ Kronborg - 511 series
Mai, Jack & Tar - 510 series
Pisamai, VFW Post 9876 - 633 series with handicap


A bit of ‘Bully’ for Jeff

McAllister’s golf society

November 25 - There were 25 players this week and The Emerald course was in good condition, but over-watering is creating a problem with the carts. The winner on the day was Jeff Wiley with 43points, in second place was Tom Buckley with 40 points and Nile Sheehan came in third with 37 points. A special welcome went to Tom Buckley all the way from Geralston, Western Austalia and to our visiting lady golfer, Trudy Chadbourn. Jeff was heard to say it was like playing darts, “I kept hitting the Bulls Eye.”

Tom Buckley, Jeff Wiley and Nile Sheehan strike a pose with the lovely Nut.

Again back at McAllister’s, all went well, with a ribs and chili spread. Thank you to Khun Nut for livening up the photo of the winners.


Bob Benda beats the field and the weather to take top spot

PSC golf from Three Sisters Bar

Monday 21 November brought a good number of golfers to Pattaya Country Club. Two golfers were tied at the top with 42 points - Both Alan Pearce and Bob Benda scored well on a windy day. It was winter weather for Thailand as the winds switched direction bringing cool fresh air from the north. I guess both Alan and Bob liked the conditions but Bob beat out Alan on the back nine. Bob charged home with 25 points making birdies on a couple of holes and making pars on a few more.

A few other players broke their handicaps but not by much. Dale Murphy came in with 37 points but was far behind the front-runners. Dick Caggiano and Rollie were tied near the bottom of the pile with 17 points but Tully managed to push them aside with his 16 points to enter the cellar again. Tully was happy as there was no camera to record the event.