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Family Money

Snap Shot

Modern Medicine

Heart to Heart with Hillary

Personal Directions

Social Commentary by Khai Khem

Women’s World

Wine

Family Money: Understanding guaranteed products

By Leslie Wright,
Managing director of Westminster Portfolio Services (Thailand) Ltd.

Every financial trade paper nowadays carries advertisements for, and reviews of, so-called "guaranteed products". In most cases the key features are a guarantee of your original capital being returned to you at the end of the product’s term and the possibility of earning a return. The latter is usually linked to a stock market or basket of funds, and would be in excess of what you could reasonably expect from a straightforward deposit account. But do the facts bear out the advertising claims?

Any discussion of guaranteed products must start by considering how they are constructed. There are essentially two phases. First the capital element is guaranteed through buying a zero coupon deposit. (One that will give a pre-determined return at maturity, rather than regular dividends throughout the term.) The price varies in accordance with prevailing interest rates and the currency being used. What remains after the purchase of the zero coupon is available for pursuing the return.

The return to the depositor is based on underlying assets as described in the product literature. Access to these assets is gained through buying one or several Call options. These are financial instruments which provide the right to purchase an underlying asset in the future at a rate agreed at the start of the product. The Call options used in the construction of many of the guaranteed products seen in the offshore retail marketplace to date have been based upon the performance of stock market indices such as the FTSE 100, S&W 500, Nasdaq 100 or Dow Jones STOXX.

By way of an example, take an investment of £1,000, of which £800 is used to purchase the capital guarantee. Of the remaining £200, fees to the banks constructing the product and the stock market index owner are normally deducted: the banks have to pay for the usage of the index name. Let’s say these fees amount to £25 leaving £175 to spend on achieving the return. Typically the price of buying the necessary Call options is higher than the £175 we have available, which is why the potential return that you will have seen in the advertisements tends to be lower than 100%. In our theoretical example we are offered 75% of the return on the product.

After five years, this is what happens. The initial £1,000 was deposited with its return linked to a particular index. The return is based on taking the difference between what the starting level for the index was five years ago and the level it reached on maturity. Often the closing figure is averaged over the last 12 months of the life of the product to provide a fairer closing figure than the position on just one day. So if the starting figure of the index was, say, 3000, and the closing figure is 6000, the return to the depositor is 100% multiplied by 75% (depositor participation) multiplied by the initial £1,000 deposit. This equals £750.

The depositor receives this £750 and the full return of the initial £1,000. It is important that the product is held to maturity as the capital guarantee will normally only hold good on this basis.

Guaranteed products have existed offshore for almost a decade. Whilst most were originally based on the model described above, in the past two years we have seen a much broader range of products with differing terms, including the opportunity to guarantee an income as well as capital. It is also possible to have the income distributed during the life of some products, though this often dampens the overall return.

Interestingly, the range of underlying assets on which the return is dependent has flourished, with several products looking at baskets of funds and some at the UK housing market as their source of potential return. This approach is being adopted to try and maximise the chance of making gains during flat equity markets.

These new products are clearly established as an asset class in their own right and demand continues to be strong while traditional markets are deemed too weak or risky. These products tend to appeal to that large swathe of people who don’t want to risk their capital but are looking for a better return in a low interest rate environment and are prepared to trade some of the potential gain in a pure investment for this security. The innovation in product construction, for example, basing returns on funds, is key to their continuing success - but potential investors need to be sure they understand what the underlying gain is linked to for each specific product.

These products have a place in many investors’ portfolios but the individual must clearly establish their objectives, focus on what the underlying gain is linked to, look at the participation rate and ensure that they are dealing with a credible institution based in a well-regulated environment. This last point is important for the security of the capital guarantee: the bank offering the product assumes the risk. As the depositor you should be viewing the security of your capital in such products in the same way as you would when deciding whether to place an ordinary deposit. The banking institution with which you are placing your capital is the institution responsible for repaying you at maturity, so make sure you check its credit rating.


Snap Shot: Photographing people - making the most of opportunities

by Harry Flashman

In the public relations business, the time allotted to photographing an important person is generally referred to as a ‘photo opportunity’ - but for all photographers, when you think about snapping any particular subject, you should be thinking ‘opportunity’.

How many times have you wished you had your camera with you, when something (or someone) strikingly photogenic appeared? How many times have you got your photos back and wished you had just taken another shot, because the subject did not turn out as well as you hoped? If the answer to these questions is ‘more than once’ then read on!

Look at the three photographs with this week’s article. The shots are all of an Akha hill tribe woman, in the full regalia. To come across someone dressed like this is a real ‘photo opportunity’ so it was important to me not to waste that opportunity.

I knew that I had probably only about ten minutes to capture the spirit of the Akha hill tribe person, so the first important factor was to position her somewhere that did not distract from the overall photograph. To have a tour bus in the background would be a real letdown and spoil the shot, for example.

In front of the bamboo fence looked to be the ideal spot, to give a ‘nothing’ background, so that the subject could be the sole important visual feature. It was around 10.30 in the morning, so the light was not totally overhead, so I positioned her so that some of the light was coming from behind her, and she was not left squinting into the sun.

The hill tribe outfit included leggings as well as the jacket and headgear, so I decided that three different views were needed to do justice to the photo opportunity - full length, a torso and a headshot. This is where having a choice of lenses helped. I selected the 24 mm wide-angle for the full length shot, a ‘standard’ 50 mm lens for the torso and a 135 mm for the portrait. If you have a zoom lens, then selecting around those focal lengths will be quite satisfactory. A point and shooter? Just go for it, but be prepared to move in and out to get the desired shot.

I also attached the flash, not even as a ‘fill’, but just to add a little highlight to the eyes. A sparkle there always lifts any shot.

To photograph a whole person, you should position the camera at the height of the subject’s waist, otherwise you get a very strange perspective effect. She was a small lady, so I had to bend right down, but the shot was worth it. I did have to show her how I wanted her to stand, the ‘full square-on, standing to attention’ pose that all amateurs take is not the most flattering. I took about 6 shots.

Now the waist up shots. The lens was changed quickly and again I repositioned the camera to be at around her shoulder level. Speaking to her all the time, I got her to turn both ways, while firing the shutter. Another 6 shots there.

Now it was time for the portrait and the longer lens. This works well for two reasons. The longer lens is more flattering to faces as it stops optical distortions, and secondly, you can get close-ups without being ‘in the face’ of your subject. 6 more shots here.

The photo opportunity was over in under 10 minutes from go to whoa. 18 shots were taken, and there were at least three in each group that were worth enlarging. Not bad! But results that you can duplicate as well. Look at the background, select the lens, use a flash if you can, and direct the subject on how to pose. Look for the next opportunity.


Modern Medicine: Turn off your mobile phone! Before it kills me!

by Dr Iain Corness, Consultant

These days, my routine includes much travel on commercial flights, and as well as being shown, by the "Safety Demonstration" film, how to put on my life vest (which is under your seat and the light comes on automatically when you hit the water), I am told to turn off my mobile phone for navigation safety reasons. I take it that this means my 3,000 baht cell phone can upset the navigation equipment on the 30 billion baht aeroplane. I hadn’t realised I had such powerful technology in my pocket. Or do I?

A few years ago there was much bru-ha-ha over the use of cell phones, with claims that mobile phones produced brain cancer. By holding the mobile to your ear, the death-dealing atomic waves penetrated your skull and a cancer was formed. Fortunately, some scientific souls with more time on their hands than others, investigated these claims and managed to demonstrate that this was palpable rubbish. Mobile phone users had no greater incidence of cancer of the brain than did people who communicated by only using semaphore flags or pushing notes in forked sticks carried by native runners.

However, the world at large is still cautious about these electronic miracles. Hospitals in the UK even ban the use of them, and doctors and nurses have to carry the old-fashioned ‘bleepers’ to summons them to emergencies. Again the worry is that there are multi-million baht monitors being stymied by mobile phones. A recent editorial in the British Medical Journal even said, "Their use in hospitals, however, is mostly banned as they are considered potentially hazardous in medical environments."

So how dangerous or hazardous are they? The study carried out by the Medical Devices Agency in the United Kingdom showed that 4% of medical devices suffered from electromagnetic interference from digital mobile phones at a distance of 1 metre. Woo-hoo! This compared with 41% from emergency services’ bleepers and 35% from porters’ pagers. Most of the interference related to disturbance of the signal on monitors, such as electrocardiographs, which was also confirmed by data from the United States. Other effects were on pacemakers, which could incorrectly interpret the mobile’s signal as being erratic heart rate.

So are the bans justified? Not in my books, as the effects were momentary and only occurred at close range. When the emergency bleepers are shown to have a much greater effect, but are considered to be "safe" to be used, how can you justify the ban on mobiles on scientific grounds? In the pacemaker situation, the mobile even has to be within 10 cm of the device! Are patients with pacemakers not allowed to use mobiles? Not at all - the advice to patients who have a permanent pacemaker is to use the phone in the hand opposite to the site of implantation of the device and to avoid placing the phone in a breast pocket over the pacemaker.

I had a relative who was convinced that this new fangled electricity stuff would leak out of the power point and discolour her wallpaper, so she placed a band-aid over the socket. Her ‘scientific’ thinking is still at large in the world, and until someone thinks it through a little more, you will still be told to turn off your mobile in the plane (it’s OK in the airport, however) and in the UK hospitals you will get hissed at for carrying a cell phone.


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Hi Hill,

I have discovered that ‘small’ is not necessarily ‘beautiful’ e.g. ‘Hilary’ as opposed to ‘Hillary’. Wee Nit, my adorable Buttercup, finds that Mars Bars of sizes generally available in Pattaya do not completely satisfy her. What can I do? Import a gross of king-size choccy bars to Thailand on my next visit? There could be one in it for you!

Hoping your Petals have been well and truly watered throughout Songkran.

Mistersingha

Dear Mistersingha,

A Mars Bar problem! I can tell you what to do. Why wait till your next visit? I suggest that you send choccy bars by the gross to me, c/- the newspaper, and I will ensure that your chocaholic Nit gets 143 bars (or thereabouts) as soon as I have unwrapped them all and had a wee bite, just to check there is nothing untoward in the shipment, of course. You do trust me, don’t you Petal?

Dear Hillary,

I’ve always been wondering why, after all these years as an "agony aunt", you’re still holding on to referring to bargirls as "Thai ladies" rather than the more accurate (if less flattering) "bargirl" or "prostitute". I mean you won’t do any service to those men who write to you because they have (once again?) been screwed (literally and figuratively) by a bargirl. By indoctrinating already gullible and naïve guys with the putrid idea that prostitutes are "ladies" you’re potentially sending them right into the next emotionally and financially draining situation. A "lady", my dear, is usually well educated, has a socially acceptable job, is faithful to her beau and behaves in a decent, respectable manner. Hookers generally display none of these qualities. So, why don’t you just call the horse by its name? Furthermore, you’re regularly suggesting to horned men that they must try to understand Thai culture and change their attitudes to accommodate the expectations of hookers. I always thought in a romantic relationship both parties had to try to accommodate each other, meeting somewhere in the middle. This seems particularly important when two different cultures are involved. Proposing that only the foreigner must completely adopt Thai attitudes spells doom. On the other hand, a Thai hooker’s one and only obligation is to her family and she is generally unwilling to submit to any foreign patterns. Just as everywhere else in the world, prostitutes in Thailand are also potential cheaters, notorious liars and pretenders and, in the vast majority of cases, do not make for trustworthy life companions. THAT’S the advice you should disseminate so guys can be on their guard and hopefully won’t fall into the trap disguised with a beautiful smile and oaths of "unending, true love". No chocolates for you, puppet, until you change your stance on this issue. And no, I am not another hurt gentleman who’s fallen prey to a "Thai lady". I’m just careful.

Careful

Dear Careful,

I remember this is not the first time you have written to me, so it is interesting that you continue to persist in flogging this "horse", which by now is a well-worn and done to death donkey. In your anxious scanning of the column each week, looking for the offending words "Thai ladies", you have obviously not been fully comprehending the advice I have been giving out. Let me take you by the hand, Poppet, and now read the following extracts. In response to one reader who was bemoaning the fact that he was being continually ripped off, I wrote, "Stop looking in the entertainment industry and look for professional women who work in the same field as yourself. If your profession is propping up a bar, then you’re already in the right place for the sort of mate you need, but if you are a professional join the necessary chambers of commerce, service organizations and the like. Your princess is out there, it’s just that you have to kiss a lot of toads if you are not looking in the right place." Does that advice fit your description of my words of wisdom? Or what about this one? "There are many reasons that some farang have problems in Thailand, and generally it is one of rushing in where more than angels fear to tread variety. Unfortunately, it is now a path that is so well trodden, many first timers think it is the Super Highway! How many foreign men would fall in love with a girl they picked up in a bar on their first night in one of their own cities? Not only fall ‘in love’ but then plonk down oodles of cash, buy her a house, supply the family with enough readies to change their lifestyle and all because of one sweaty week with a lady whose job it is to provide entertainment for unattached foreigners. It all sounds a little silly to me, and one that if it occurred in the UK or USA would make people laugh in disbelief. Yet it happens here and the ‘suffering’ foreigner has the gall to complain! The only person that should be complaining is Hillary - I have to read all this nonsense!" Unfortunately, Careful, I have to place your letter in the same basket. Please read more "carefully" in future.


Personal Directions: Happiness is the best destination in the world

by Christina Dodd
Managing director of Westminster Portfolio Services (Thailand) Ltd.

Have you ever had such a great time around people that you come away from being with them with a sore throat and a stitch in your side purely from laughing so much? It happens sometimes - and when it does - it really feels good doesn’t it? It’s a good feeling to feel this way. It somehow restores your faith in human nature and makes everything worthwhile.

People have a natural ability to recognize positive (happy) people and they want to be around them. Happiness is tremendously infectious and attractive. It’s a comfortable and pleasurable "place to be" and even if it’s only for a short while, it brings joy and laughter. The state of happiness is a destination - some say it’s the best destination in the world! And if you are happy, chances are that the people around you will become happy too.

It’s quite amazing how we mirror the behaviour of those around us. Our attitudes - either positive or negative - are infectious and lead to positive or negative outcomes and behaviour in others.

Last year I wrote an article and I titled it, "Happiness is Contagious". I would like to share part of it with you to stress the point that this sate of mind is perhaps the most important to all of us - far more than any other we care to think about or we are able to recognize.

There are constructive and positive ways to look at life and to deal with all its problems that confront us. Worrying, it could be said, is thinking about what could go wrong. The antidote to this is therefore to consciously dwell on what could go right! I think it makes good sense and for far more promising results.

This subject reminds me of a workshop I ran where we focused on "laughter" as one of the modules of the second training day. Everyone had been quite tense during the first day’s program due to certain expectations placed upon them and in order to relieve the underlying tension we did a simple exercise together which showed how powerful and beneficial laughter (happiness) can be.

Each person was given a mirror to hold in front of them and to look at. They had to look at themselves and smile and then begin to laugh. At first this was a little awkward, but as minutes went by, one by one they began to smile and then giggle and laugh. In a matter of what seemed to be no time at all the whole room of thirty people was suddenly bubbling and bursting with noise and energy and sounds of enthusiastic laughter - and all the positive aspects that go hand in hand with it. The smiles were wide and beaming after that and the workshop moved along at a roaring pace!

There’s a lot to be said for having a good laugh. Laughter is like having a good dose of medicine. We as humans like to laugh as we know we can receive immediate gratification in the way it makes us feel. It feels great doesn’t it! When we have a real hearty laugh then it feels ten times better! And if we are with others all having a good old laugh together - then we are in trouble because we can’t stop and start gasping for air until we exhaust ourselves and begin to double over and roll onto the floor. Yes - laughter is good medicine.

When parents are around a baby and it begins to giggle and gooh and make all those sounds babies make - just watch their behaviour. They make faces and emit the most extraordinary noises and do the silliest things. They mirror the baby’s behaviour just as we all mirror the behaviour of people around us.

When we are happy - we do things differently. We act differently. We walk and talk differently. We think differently. We influence others to behave differently and in a positive way. Even though we may be carrying enormous problems on our shoulders, the act and state of being happy is a tremendous motivator, encouraging us to continue on and to overcome obstacles that come our way every day of our lives.

In almost every training program I run, when the question of what is most cherished and valuable to people in their lives comes up, nearly everyone gives the same answer - happiness!

If this is the case then, is it reasonable to say that happiness is something that is desperately lacking - in abundance - in peoples’ lives?

When we are happy, we are capable of achieving a great many things. With this state of mind come all the positive emotions with double and sometimes triple strength. Happiness increases and boosts confidence and empowers us to go that extra mile in whatever we are doing. It is like having blood in our veins as it brings us life and helps us to reach out to others.

Happiness is contagious! I have often found myself smiling and feeling happy when I see a lovely sight such as people sharing an embrace when they greet each other at the airport or puppies playing together. Their feelings (from the puppies as well) radiate feelings, and we are affected by them and catch those feelings. Have you at sometime been in this same situation and found you have a great big grin on your face just sharing a special moment like this? The nice thing about all this is that if we care to take a close look around us, we would probably see a whole lot of other great big grins!

Have a wonderful week and should you wish to contact me please do so at christina.dodd @asiatrainingassociates.com Our programs are aimed at developing the personal, interpersonal and professional skills of people in order that they may live productive and meaningful lives.


Social Commentary by Khai Khem

We can improve the driving habits of Thais if we try

I’ll risk it and state the obvious. One glance (and a front page photo in the newspaper) will reveal that traffic in Pattaya is a scandal. Motorcyclists are surely the biggest pain in the neck because they weave in and out of lanes with impunity and dart in front of moving vehicles without warning and they cut across highways against moving lanes of traffic.

The barriers erected along the Pattaya/Naklua section of Sukhumvit have been compromised. Like cockroaches spilling out of the cracks of the floor in a darkened room, packs of Thais on motorcycles circumvent the concrete and steel dividers and make a dash for it, not caring for an instant how much danger they are putting themselves in and how many accidents are caused because motorists cannot stop in time.

In city traffic they swerve and meander recklessly. They don’t queue for red lights, swoop out of alleys, side streets and parking spaces, run red lights and drive on the wrong side of the road. These are not occasional mistakes. This is applicable to every part of the country. Hospitals all over the nation are filled with patients who have been maimed or lay dying due to avoidable road accidents.

In Pattaya this is absolutely inexcusable. We are not a remote village in an obscure province where the country people are left to grow up wild. Authorities know the influx of Thais from around the country come here for economic reasons. They know that many of them have no education in traffic laws, and have no common sense when driving their motorcycles in a highly congested city.

Thais are smart. They know what they can get away with. Raids and checks for illegal drugs in Pattaya’s nightspots have proved this. If authorities get as tough with reckless motorcyclists as they got with drugs we will see an improvement. Why wait until we get orders from the central government on this issue? Can’t we do the right thing before we are pressured from outsiders?

An irate foreign resident recently asked me, "Why are Thai drivers in Pattaya so undisciplined?" To be sure, it was a fair question, but I hardly knew where to start. There really is no one answer to this question. Driving conditions in much of the kingdom are a miserable tangle and traffic laws are not strictly enforced. Not all drivers and motorcyclists we see on the roads grew up in Pattaya, but come from all over the country and without a unified standard of education and public conduct. Not all cities and provinces in Thailand are the same. Not all Thais are the same. (Some are very good and careful drivers!) I am only referring to the ones who are not.

Safe and courteous driving is actually up to the individual behind the wheel of the vehicle. We need to introduce driving instruction into the local school curriculum. Many drivers simply do not know the rules of the road even though they can operate a car, truck, bus or motorcycle adequately until they run out of luck.

Of course driver’s education will not eliminate all bad drivers. But it will improve the standards of those who use our public streets and roads. Statistically, most Thai youngsters go to government schools, are from low income families and are less exposed to high quality education in all fields. Learning to drive is a "catch as catch can" experience and poor driving habits are passed from one ignorant driver to the next. Traditional lax and lazy traffic enforcement has only added to the problem.

The Thai educational system is trying to revamp. Long neglected, it is now attempting to address some of the needs of the nation’s students. It has finally been acknowledged that education encompasses a broader scope than simply learning to read and do sums.

Introducing classes that teach eligible students how to drive properly and the laws of the road would be a rewarding addition to the system. Lessons in good manners, sports for physical health, wholesome and healthy lifestyles and social responsibility will help make them better citizens when they enter society. We are now discovering that without a solid foundation in social behavior and the safety net of a loving and caring family, children fall through the cracks and become criminals, self-destructive or social problems.

If we carry that thought a little further, knowledge of traffic rules and road safety is just as important. Reckless and ignorant drivers in our midst put us all in danger.

Driver’s education in government schools could give us hope for the future. But what do we do about the present? Like the youth detention camps for criminal offenders, and the drug rehab centers for addicts that are going to be opened in many provinces, Chonburi Province might consider opening a driver’s education camp.

The camp should not carry a stigma of criminality, but provide a curriculum of education, theory and practice so that attendees come away with real knowledge. Let the camp operate on a two-fold basis. Thais who want to learn to drive properly on their own volition should be able to attend the camp. Those who flaunt the law should be required to go through the camp’s course. Cops who have been confiscating motorbikes due to road racing could send these people to the camp for education. Stern warnings and a ‘slap on the wrist’ fine is obviously not cutting the mustard. Motorcyclists who ride without helmets are most likely ignorant in other areas of traffic rules and safety as well.

Our region is having a lot of ‘first time ever’ events and programs. This could be one of them.


Women’s World: You are what you eat Part 5

by Lesley Warner

While writing these articles I have been taking multi vitamins, primrose oil capsules, cod liver oil capsules, vitamin C and vitamin E. I keep looking in the mirror to see some sort of magic transformation but as yet the same slightly worse for wear face keeps looking back at me. But I have noticed that my nails are looking pretty good!

In my ever-increasing search for a solution for perfect skin, energy and youth I will continue with my investigation of the body’s need for vitamins.

Most people know that the need for folic acid increases during pregnancy, as the fetus demands a high requirement of the vitamin. Doctors often suggest a 300 mg. daily supplement for pregnant women. It’s worth remembering that many nutritional requirements change during pregnancy, and vitamins are no exception. All of the B vitamins, especially folic acid, should be slightly increased during pregnancy and breast milk production.

I strongly suggest that pregnant women consult their doctor before increasing any vitamins. Mega-doses of folic acid can produce convulsions, interfere with the anticonvulsant medication used by epileptics, and disrupt zinc absorption.

A deficiency of folic acid causes anemia, poor growth, and irritation of the mouth - all of which are similar to symptoms suffered by those with B12 deficiency. Folic acid is present in nearly all natural foods but can be made less effective during cooking. Deficiencies are found mainly in alcoholics, the malnourished, the poor, the elderly and those who are unable to absorb food due to certain diseases (topical sprue, gluten enteropathy).

Folic acid is found in yeast, liver, green vegetables, whole grain cereals and many other foods.

Pantothenic acid and biotin

As with many vitamins pantothenic acid and biotin are little known but pantothenic acid is used in the breakdown of carbohydrates, lipids and some amino acids. There is no known disorder associated with pantothenic acid deficiency. The vitamin is found in abundance in meats, legumes and whole-grain cereals. Mega-doses of pantothenic acid are known to cause diarrhea.

A deficiency of biotin is very rare but can cause a skin disorder called scaly dermatitis. Biotin deficiency may be found in people who consume large quantities of egg whites. Biotin is found in beef liver, egg yolk, brewer’s yeast, peanuts, cauliflower and mushrooms.

Vitamins are either fat-soluble or water-soluble. The fat-soluble vitamins can be remembered as ADEK, for the vitamins A, D, E and K. These vitamins accumulate within the fat stores of the body and within the liver. (Fat-soluble vitamins, when taken in large amounts, can become toxic.) Water-soluble vitamins include vitamin C and the B vitamins. Water-soluble vitamins taken in excess are excreted in the urine but are sometimes associated with toxicity. Both the B vitamins and vitamin C are also stored in the liver.

We get vitamins from food and drink; vitamin K and some of the B’s are produced by bacteria in our intestines. Vitamin D is formed with the help of ultraviolet radiation, or sunshine, on the skin.

Fortunately, as I have already mentioned, most of us will get all of the B vitamins we need by eating a well-balanced diet. Some people swear by a B-complex supplement every day, but based on the wide variety of foods containing these vitamins, a supplement may not be necessary, although research does suggest that those over 50 would be well advised to take some sort of supplements. Some researchers say that up to 30 percent of people over age 50 have lost the ability to absorb adequate vitamin B12 from meat or dairy products.

Why does everything get so much harder after 50? I never noticed the dog or the cat having problems keeping up in their old age, at least not till the very last ‘leg’ so to speak.

My concern, when writing these articles, is how can I get enough vitamins without spending 30 minutes every morning swallowing them all! How do you know if you need them?

There are tests available to find out the sort of vitamin deficiency that you might have. It is advisable to take some advice, don’t just start consuming huge amounts of vitamins everyday.


Wine :The Language of Wine

by Ranjith Chandrasiri

How does one convey something as personal as a taste impression; not the chemical content of a substance, but the flavours and sensations that the taster is reminded of? Many wine tasters have resorted to using anthropomorphic terms such as aggressive, clumsy, gutsy and precocious.

While it is tempting to use such terms, if for no other reason than they are comfortably familiar, they assign qualities to wine that it can not possess, and so they are vague, meaningless words.

In fact, the struggle to develop a lucid and coherent vocabulary for wine tasting has been going on for centuries. Ancient Greeks and Romans wrote about wine, and even in the 15th century there were references to wines such as "good, clean, honest and commercial." But the true taster’s vocabulary really began in the 18th century, when Bordeaux wines such as Haut-Brion and Lafite began to be sold at four to five times the price of ordinary claret, so it became necessary to find words to describe and justify the difference.

Many wine tasters use wonderfully poetic but difficult to observe adjectives, listing a multitude of fruits and flowers. Unfortunately these trace sensations in wine are always subjective and any two tasters may not agree on their presence.

The "fruit basket syndrome" is very common. Many wine writers like to evoke the names of specific fruits, where as I prefer to be vague. Instead of raspberries and blackberries, I just say berries. I take this approach so that my readers don’t feel inadequate for tasting something that may never have been there.

A great example is the banana vs. strawberry debate. Some people smell bananas in Beaujolais, some smell strawberries. It turns out that the scents are not as dissimilar as you might think. There are only a few compounds that are different at the molecular level, and blindfolded some people can’t tell them apart.

Another instance to mention a specific scent or flavour is when there is wide spread agreement on the term. Currants in Cabernet Sauvignon, and cherries in Pinot Noir come to mind.

Some specific terms such as "buttery" pose their own problems. The butter taste and smell in wine is directly attributed to the presence of diacetyl. Diacetyl is a by-product of the malolactic fermentation, and as such its presence relates to a very specific technical process. To say diacetyl is much more exact, and it speaks of the process that the wine was made by; however the average consumer would much rather think that there is butter in his wine than some chemical.

What then is the best approach to choosing words to describe wines? The French, to no one’s surprise, tend towards the poetic. Peynaud the famous French Enologist says, "There are hundreds of ... possible images, depending on the poetic ability of the taster". He also says, "There are circumstances where a little fantasy is appropriate". Not to give the impression that Peynaud does not have a pragmatic side, he follows his fantasy statement with "Do not over do it".

As can further be surmised the American Enologist Amerine is almost completely pragmatic. His approach dictates that no word should be used that does not directly correspond to a chemical compound. Amerine writes, "... we would make a plea for less fanciful terms than those so often found in the popular and trade press". He continues, "Unfortunately, existing wine terminology abounds in words and phrases that have little or no clearly definable meaning with respect to the sensory evaluation of wines." Amerine, along with Roessler, go on to list an invaluable collection of wine words and their meanings (including their chemical equivalents). They also list over 200 words not to use.

I personally try to strike a balance between these two approaches. I do not use flowery language that may not represent universal interpretations. I keep my stable of wine terms to a minimum, and with any luck at all I convey the sense of the wine without getting caught in the trap of describing the taste of the wine.

My own vocabulary evolves, and so should yours. We all start out using the simplest expressions and watch our phrases become increasingly more precise. I went through a period where, like Amerine, I would only use the most exacting words. No doubt many of you will sympathize with this. Coming full circle I now try to use only those expressions that are truly common denominators that we can all relate to.

Rich, light, heavy, thin and a score of others relate to the body of wine instead of tastes and smells. These impressions are much easier to share. Most of us would agree that a wine is heavy, or it is light. Therefore I try to use these more common images whenever possible.

When a wine critic writes a tasting note he usually accompanies it with a point score, a judgement of the wine’s quality on a scale of 20 or 100. Because words are such a difficult medium for describing wine, the popularity of number ratings has spread like wildfire. Numbers do provide a convenient shorthand for communicating a critic’s opinion of a wine’s quality and we tend to remember the numbers more than the descriptions. The problem I have with the ratings is that they don’t tell you anything at all about what the wine tastes like. A wine that is highly rated might not be your style.

Despite the pitfalls of number ratings you might be inclined to score wines yourself when you taste and I encourage you to do that. Numbers can be very meaningful to the person assigning them. Just remember that like every other critic, you have your own taste preferences that inevitably influence your scores. Don’t fall into the trap of thinking that others should agree with you.

Ranjith Chandrasiri is the resident manager of Royal Cliff Grand and founder of the Royal Cliff Wine Club, Royal Cliff Beach Resort, Pattaya, Thailand. Email: [email protected] or [email protected] Website: http://www.royal cliff.com/rcwineclub.htm


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