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Family Money: Safe
& Secure
By Leslie
Wright
Many people who contact me for investment advice
stipulate that they want “safe” investments.
Well, what is a safe investment?
By definition, “safe” means one that carries no
risk - i.e., that cannot lose money. The only type of investment that
meets this criterion in the short term is a bank deposit, with a sound
bank in a well-regulated environment, and in your base currency.
A deposit in a currency other than your base currency
carries a risk of exchange-rate fluctuations, which could lose you money
in terms of your base currency. (Remember what happened to Asian
currencies in 1997, and Sterling earlier this year.)
Similarly, bank deposits in regimes other than where a
high degree of investor protection legislation is in place to guarantee
your deposits are at risk of the bank folding and you losing your money -
perhaps forever.
So even when considering bank deposits you are
potentially exposing yourself to some element of risk.
Bonds are “safe” in the long term
If you are able to take a longer-term view, UK or US
government bonds may be regarded as relatively “safe” investments,
inasmuch as the issuing government guarantees to redeem the bond at
maturity for its face value, and to pay a fixed amount of interest until
that time.
However, that date may be 10, 15 or even 20 years off
in the future, and few people want to have their capital tied up for that
long. Also, prevailing bank interest rates may rise above bond yields in
the meantime, making these instruments less enticing investments. (Which
is why bonds are traded in the marketplace, for either higher or lower
amounts than their face value, depending on the prevailing relative bank
rate.)
The risk is that the government may default. This is
highly unlikely in developed markets such as the USA, UK, or most European
nations (with certain exceptions); but the risk of this happening is
greater in less developed countries - hence the higher rates of interest
offered on these less-stable countries’ bond issues.
‘Guaranteed’ investments
For capital investors who require absolute ‘safety’
combined with the potential for profit, some financial institutions have
introduced relatively sophisticated investment funds that offer 100%
capital guarantees.
The only trouble with these instruments is that one
must take at least a medium-term view without touching any of the capital
- typically for a minimum of five years.
Most investors are reluctant to leave a quite
considerable amount of capital - typically at least $50,000 - tied up in
limbo, with only a nebulous promise of potential returns on their
investment at maturity.
Maybe they’ll make a handsome profit; maybe they’ll
get back only their original capital with no growth at all. Depends on
what the markets do in the meantime. Not terribly enticing, really...
There are also some shorter-term ‘guaranteed’ funds
which permit accessibility to capital every three months and for lesser
minimum investment thresholds: typically in the order of $10,000-$25,000.
(But these generally require several weeks’ notice to redeem your units
- so not exactly helpful in gauging market timing.)
Also, these low-risk funds’ performance over the past
18 months has not been encouraging - despite generally favourable
movements in selected markets over that period.
Secured by law
What most investors really mean by “safe” is in
fact what I call “secure”.
That is, that their investments are placed with
internationally-recognised institutions located in well-regulated regimes
where a high degree of investor protection legislation is in place.
In effect, that their investments are protected by law.
There aren’t too many of these places, and why those
regimes that do have such laws in place are regarded as the ‘premier’
financial centres.
The best known are the three islands of Guernsey,
Jersey and the Isle of Man, located off the coast of Britain. All three
have stable independent governments, are strictly regulated by their own
Financial Services Commissions, and have a very high degree of
investor-protection legislation in place to guarantee investors’ assets
in the unlikely event the investment institution should fold.
These rules and regulations are in some respects even
stricter than those which apply onshore in the UK, which themselves are
regarded as amongst the strictest in the world. They certainly provide
investors with a much higher degree of security than is found in regimes
with less strict laws and regulations.
These ‘premier’ offshore financial centres also
practise a very strict code of non-disclosure and confidentiality - which
is what the recent much-publicised fuss with the OECD is all about. The
OECD wants all so-called tax-havens to disclose their dealings (and
assumedly therefore their client lists), on the premise that this will
eliminate tax-evasion and reveal “funny-money” derived from drugs and
gambling.
Well, I know for a fact that the ‘premier’
financial centres in the Channel Islands and Isle of Man already have very
strict anti-money laundering rules in place (I have to abide by them!),
and I cynically suspect this latest move towards transparency is traceable
back to the IRS up to their old tricks of chasing down errant citizens of
the USA who have “forgotten” to report their offshore holdings, on
which they have a tax liability even whilst living overseas.
(Because failing to file the required US tax return
each year is only a misdemeanour - which carries a fine, albeit a
potentially hefty one - while filing a false one is a felony, which would
potentially carry a jail term in the US, as well as permitting the IRS to
freeze or seize any of the felon’s assets they can lay their hands on.)
Newer offshore financial centres
In recent years a number of other less well-known
places - Mauritius, Labuan, Vanuatu, to name just three - have set
themselves up as “offshore financial centres”, with a view to inducing
banks and other investment institutions to establish offices in these
regimes, and entice the ever-increasing number of international investors
to place their money in these locales.
The primary purpose of this move is to increase their
hard-currency reserves which are not coming in from other activities such
as exports or tourism.
Inevitably, the rules and regulations which apply in
these newer offshore centres are more lenient than those applied in more
strictly regulated regimes. Thus, less well-established institutions are
permitted - indeed encouraged - to set themselves up in these locales. And
with less stringent rules comes less security for investors.
If a financial services company sets itself up in a
less regulated environment, it may well mean it wasn’t able to get a
licence to operate in the more prestigious (but more strictly regulated)
ones.
Such a firm may be smaller, have less paid-up capital,
less assets to support its activities. In some cases its owners or
directors may even have been banned from operating in more regulated
environments because of dubious or illegal practices.
So when considering making any offshore investment,
ensure you are dealing either with an internationally-recognised
institution which is located in a well-regulated regime, or through a
broker who deals only with such institutions.
Placing your hard-earned money with less secure firms
in less well-regulated regimes because their offers are more enticing is
simply taking on an increased element of risk and lowering your safety
factor - perhaps unwisely.
Leslie Wright is Managing Director of Westminster
Portfolio Services (Thailand) Ltd., a firm of independent financial
advisors providing advice to expatriate residents of the Eastern Seaboard
on personal financial planning and international investments. If you have
any comments or queries on this article, or about other topics concerning
investment matters, contact Leslie directly by fax on (038) 232522 or
e-mail [email protected].
Further details and back articles can be accessed on his firm’s website
on www.westminsterthailand.com.
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The Computer Doctor
by Richard Bunch
Continuing the Windows 2000 theme, this week I’ll
answer a few more general questions that get posed.
Question: Is it necessary to defragment my NTFS drive.
Computer Doctor’s Answer: Many people are under the
impression that NTFS partitions in Windows 2000 (Win2K) and Windows NT do
not fragment, alas this is not so and they will fragment over time. The
system does not write files in contiguous areas on the hard disk and the
larger the volume size, the more fragmented your hard disk is likely to
become. As a result, it takes longer for the operating system to access
files and folders as it must perform extra disk reads to collect all the
pieces before assembling the ‘jigsaw’. Even creating new files takes
longer because the OS must locate free space scattered across the volume.
Disk defragmentation is the process of reassembling
files and folders in one location on a volume. The process, which works
only on local volumes, consolidates files and folders in one contiguous
place. It results in improved disk access because it consolidates most -
but not all - of the volume’s free space. The time it takes to
defragment a volume depends on several factors, including the size of the
volume, the amount of fragmentation, the number of files and folders, and
the available system resources. In Win2K, you can defragment all three
types of supported file systems: FAT, FAT 32, and NTFS.
Windows 2000 includes a disk defragmenter and you
should aim to use this regularly, ideally at a time when you are not
otherwise using your system. You need to be logged on as an Administrator
to perform defragmentation then you can access the defragmenter from
Start, Programs, Accessories, System Tools, Disk Defragmenter.
It is useful to analyse the volume first then the
improvement can be seen graphically. The analysis report gives you several
pieces of useful information, including volume size, cluster size, and the
amount of free and used space. You can also see information on volume,
file, pagefile, directory/folder, and Master File Table (MFT)
fragmentation. A good indication of fragmentation is the average fragments
per file, listed under the report’s file fragmentation section. The
optimum number is 1.00. If your fragments per file are 1.10, then about 10
percent of your files exist in two pieces. A value of 1.20 means 20
percent, and so on. If the fragments per file is 2.0, your files average
two fragments each; 3.0 means three fragments each, and so on. The
analysis report also shows you which files didn’t defragment. You can
print or save the analysis reports in a text file.
NTFS reserves a portion of free space on NTFS
partitions for the MFT and partitions that contain many folders contribute
to free space fragmentation. If the analysis report indicates that you
need to defragment your volume, you can proceed with the defragmentation
process. You cannot defragment certain system files, including the
pagefile and the MFT, because they’re in use during normal Windows
operations. One way to defragment a pagefile is to temporarily move it to
a different volume. For example, to defragment the existing pagefile on
your D: drive:
Run the Disk Defragmenter tool to defrag the D: drive.
Create a new pagefile on a different drive (e.g., the
C: drive) and delete the one on the D: drive by setting its size to zero.
Reboot your computer.
Recreate the pagefile on the D: drive and delete the
one on the C: drive by setting its size to zero.
Reboot your computer one more time.
The system will create the new pagefile on the D: drive
in a contiguous space, assuming you have enough contiguous disk space on
the drive.
Next week, scheduling disk defragmentation.
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Successfully Yours: Jerry
Johnson
By Mirin MacCarthy
Jerry Johnson, black, beautiful and proud of it, was born
back in Tennessee USA forty-nine years ago. Jerry, who majored in psychology
and sociology, spent much of his life as a youth worker. However, dealing with
emotionally disturbed and drug addicted juveniles was a very stressful job so
he took early retirement after open heart surgery in 1996. Now he spends six
months of the year here in Jomtien and six months back in San Jose.
His father was an IBM quality assurance manager for 20
years. Jerry feels they had an easy life perhaps because it was a close knit
Christian family of one brother and 3 sisters. “The kids were number one in
my parents life; wherever they went there were always five little kids tagging
along.”
The family moved to California when Jerry was 3 and took up
bible studies. “From what little I remember or maybe I was told, Tennessee
was O.K. but California was more inter-racially balanced. Everybody was the
same no matter what colour - some were just as intelligent, some were just as
stupid. That’s where I learned to get along with all different races.” By
the time Jerry was in high school his father was a Deacon in the Baptist
church.
When Jerry was just eleven years old he was already talking
to youth groups for various churches. Somehow, by osmosis, church was his
life. Far from being retiring and lazy Jerry was vice president of his class
in his junior high school. Much involved in the theatre group and sports,
Jerry won a scholarship to San Jose Baptist College. There he spent a year
studying and acting in a famous drama trilogy called “The People Versus
Christ” with which the group travelled all over Southern California. Jerry
then returned to San Jose on a theatre scholarship and earned his B.A. with a
double major in sociology and psychology.
With all that behind him, Jerry worked from 1972 to 1979 in
Juvenile probation as a peace officer in Juvenile Hall, Santa Clara County.
“In the seventies, the juvenile problem had changed, most of them were from
broken homes and high on drugs. They came from all different backgrounds -
some very rich and some very poor. I knew them personally and knew their
pressure problems.
“We dealt with fifty kids at a time, with a staff of 2 or
three. My job was to take them though routines and encourage the staff to
treat them by guidelines, to keep a rapport and trust by being fair and
reasonable. It was a very stressful job.”
Jerry then took a well earned break for four years. He
moved to southern California and took a job as a security guard, made a few
movies and had fun doing it. Jerry supplemented his income by working on call
at a residential treatment centre for kids with emotional problems.
In 1989 he returned to Juvenile Hall as a senior counsellor
and on call supervisor. The pressure was on again and the warning bells to
slow down came in 1995 when he had coronary artery bypass surgery. 1996
brought his early retirement after the open heart surgery. “In that
situation you are faced with your own immortality. Belief in God is a personal
thing. Because He is a friend and very much part of my life I prayed, ‘What
do I do now?’ Things happened, Thailand kept coming up. I kept hearing about
it.”
Jerry continued, “I came here for the second time in
1996. I had to give up luxuries like a house and a car, but it appeals to the
adventurous side of me who wants to help people and especially children. I’m
an uncomplicated person. If I can help a few people then it will be
worthwhile. I relate to children; if you want to know what a society is all
about you talk to the kids, they will act it out or tell you, they are
innocent and honest.” While here Jerry helps with the activities of the New
Vision Christian Fellowship in Pattaya, delivering rice and clothes to 70
impoverished Thais from Surat Buri, who have built corrugated iron shelters
here on a tiny block of land they rent for 400 baht a month.
Back in the States Jerry is an associate Minister in the
Antioch Baptist Church, and in his six months at home he works as a counsellor
with ARC, an Adolescent Residential Center for kids with emotional problems
and spends the rest of the time with his family.
Jerry believes honesty and respect for yourself and others
are the most important values in life. His advice to school leavers is:
“Choose a career you enjoy doing. Hopefully a career where you can do
something meaningful for someone else.” Jerry will consider his life as a
success at the end of the day (and please note he says ‘When’ not
‘If’), “When I get to heaven and the Lord says, ‘Welcome, good and
faithful servant, job well done’.”
To try to tempt a man like Jerry with money was a pointless
exercise. I asked him straight, “What difference would it make to your life
if I just gave you a million dollars?” The reply was predictable; “I want
3 million baht to build a centre for street kids with vocational training,
laundry, mechanics, furniture shops. They would learn English in their own
campus school with child care workers teaching morals that are universal.”
Maybe one day it will happen, but if it does, Jerry Johnson will be ready.
Snap Shots: Fruit
Salad Lighting and other oddities!
by Harry Flashman
Since photography is almost by definition “Painting
with Light”, it stands to reason that the different light you use can
produce a different picture. The great celestial lighting technician that
supplies the sunlight is not the only form of illumination these days.
The
weird thing about light sources is that they all impart a different colour
to your photographs. This colour shift or colour bias is not necessarily
obvious to the naked eye - but the film sees it and records it. After all,
the camera never lies, does it?
The first and most obvious difference is in the early
morning and late afternoon lighting. The morning light has a certain
“coldness” to it and imparts a blue hue to the overall photograph. The
late afternoon we call a “warmer” light and gives a warm almost
“orange” glow to any item in the shot receiving the sun’s rays.
The differences in all these lights are actually
measured in degrees, on a scale called degrees Kelvin. Now there are many
light sources, all with their different Kelvin rating and all producing
considerable differences. Neon lighting that we all work under is not
“white light” either. In fact, if you go and look at any shots you
have taken where neon is the only light source you will find a certain
“green” glow throughout the photo.
Another very common light source is the standard house
type light bulb. This is again another very “warm” light and any
photographs taken under incandescent (tungsten) bulbs will have an orange
cast through them. This is particularly noticeable with colour slide film.
With the modern photo-processors, the machine attempts to filter out the
orange or green, but this is usually done at the expense of human skin
tones. So if you end up looking a little blue, that’s probably the
reason - the machine was trying to get rid of the red face you had before!
Of course, the photographer can try to filter out the
colour cast as well. You can either put a filter in front of the lens like
the 81A that Harry has on the front of all his lenses to slightly
“warm” the skin tones, to using blue gels in front of incandescent
bulbs to counteract the orange from the tungsten type light source.
Another wild light source is Infrared light. This
section of the normal sun’s rays can be split off by a special infrared
sensitive film. This gives you a black and white print, but items that are
normally green will often turn out white and blue sky ends up dark grey or
black. Keen local photographer Ryan King has been experimenting with IR
film recently and has some spectacular end results. This is not an easy
film to work with however, and even the focussing technique has to be
altered to suit the IR light.
So where does the Fruit Salad Lighting come in? This
was a term used when the photographer mixes the different light sources in
the same photograph. This was a favourite technique that Harry used in the
studio particularly. You just sit and imagine what that part of the
picture would look like with the orange glow, while the surreal green from
neon could be used for another section. Again this was a case of trial and
error until you could get some idea of prediction of the end result.
But of course, trial and error is one of the most
important parts of photography. Getting Aunt Maude and her cat on film
requires no skill these days, but getting a great photo of the maiden aunt
and moggie does take skill, initiative, practice and knowledge - which in
turn just comes from having tried it before.
Go on, this weekend be a little daring and try a
different light source - but do turn the flash off - it is pure
“white” light and no fun at all!
Modern Medicine: What
should kids eat?
by Dr Iain Corness
Not surprisingly, children’s food requirements are
not the same as adults, but very surprisingly, some “healthy” choices
may not be as healthy as many parents would imagine.
Unfortunately, especially in the so-called
“developed” countries, the incidence of childhood obesity is rising.
It is a noted fact that if both parents are overweight, their children
have an 80% chance of being obese as well. This is not totally a straight
out genetic factor, but is a combination of Nature and Nurture. Children
learn by watching and copying, don’t they?
One of the biggest problems is the “picky” eater.
Very often Mum gives in to the refusal to eat “good” foods, thinking
that if the child will eat other items, then he or she is at least getting
“something”. Unfortunately, that “something” can sometimes be
quite wrong for growing children. One example is fruit juice. It is
“natural” and therefore “healthy” as far as most exasperated Mums
and Dads are concerned. However, any child that takes more than one litre
of fruit juice daily is more likely to get dental caries, diarrhoea and
even a failure to thrive. The best liquid for the thirsty child is, not
surprisingly - water! One side effect of changing from juices to water is
that the child appears to drink less. This is fine, because the child is
now drinking to counteract thirst, not drinking for the sweet taste.
So what should children have in their diet?
Pre-schoolers should get three serves of milk or milk products every day
and three serves of meat every week. They should also have five serves of
fruit or vegetables and three serves of cereals or grains every day. Low
fat products, just like those recommended for adults are also the go for
children over the age of two years, though under two the high fat, high
energy diet is satisfactory. There should also be no added salt or sugar.
Water should be the primary thirst quencher, and snack foods and soft
drinks should be restricted to once a week. (The soft drink giants will
probably send me hate letters after this article!)
Dieticians are now also suggesting that this age group
should only get a maximum of one hour’s TV daily as well. Not that TV
viewing is edible - it is the plethora of snack food and drink
advertisements that is the problem in dictating or influencing
children’s choices!
Finally - breakfast does matter! Kids who skip
breakfast because they are running late, or doing last night’s homework,
are more likely to fill up on high fat and high cholesterol foods during
the day. And with those who do eat breakfast - a high fat breakfast tends
to produce children who eat high fat meals for the rest of the day as
well. On the other hand, high carbohydrate breakfasted kids are more alert
and less hungry during the day. Finally, kids who get more than 20% of
their recommended daily energy intake at breakfast perform academically
better than those who get less than 10%. Makes you think, doesn’t it!
Dear
Hillary,
I have the best girlfriend. She is fun, smart,
beautiful, sexy, her English is very good, all of her family live in
Pattaya and have their own homes and good jobs and to my knowledge, her
mother does not own a water buffalo or any other livestock! My girlfriend
is very caring and is always happy to help fulfill my desires, whenever
they come-up (pardon the pun). I too am more than willing to satisfy her
needs which is usually about once a week. The problem is, once she is
turned-on, she just keeps on going (thank God for Viagra) until every last
drop of energy in her body is consumed. However afterwards she is totally
exhausted and sleeps for days. Hillary, I now have such mixed feelings. I
always want to reciprocate and take care of her needs, but on the other
hand, I don’t want to cause her any ill health. I have tried to curtail
things, but she is like the Energizer Rabbit. She just keeps on going and
going and going. Please help!
Mixed feelings
Dear Mixed feelings,
You do have such a problem, don’t you, my petal. But
the answer is simple. You stop taking Vitamin V immediately and when you
can’t perform, your girlfriend can make up her own mind whether to wait
till next week after you’ve managed to wind yourself up (instead of
winding up Hillary) or whether to recharge her Energizer Rabbit. You can
be replaced you know!
Dear Hillary,
I have provided for my wife for the past six years of
our marriage. She has never had to want for anything. I am a model
husband, good looking, never play up, only drink in moderation, in perfect
health, a witty intelligent companion, and considered by everyone as a
“good catch”. This week she calmly announced that she wants a divorce.
I can’t get it out of her as to why - just that she wants a divorce.
Why, Hillary, why?
Confounded
Dear Confounded,
It’s probably because she has found after six years
that she is married to a smug self satisfied, arrogant, pompous twit. I
think I’d divorce you too, but it wouldn’t have taken me six years.
Dear Hillary,
My husband has tinea (athlete’s foot) but he is
certainly no Olympic specimen. I believe that this condition is highly
contagious, so I have been very careful not to play footsy with him since
then. Where do you think he got such a condition? Do you think he has been
unfaithful? Is this grounds for divorce in this country?
Athletic Andrea
Dear Andrea,
Is he a model husband, good looking, never playing up,
only drinking in moderation, in perfect health, a witty intelligent
companion, and considered by everyone as a “good catch”? If not, you
could probably do a straight swap with Confounded. He has everything any
girl would want, according to him, and no tinea. But as to where your
husband got his “dose” - I wouldn’t know where to start, my petal.
Perhaps he has been secretly training for his own Olympics. Does his
girlfriend own an Energizer Rabbit?
Dear Hillary,
It seems like at least once a week, my Thai office girl
comes in late with a basket of goodies on her arm and tells me she has
been to the temple. There is certainly no way I would want her to go
against her religious beliefs, but surely she doesn’t need to go every
week? I would never put up with this type of behaviour in the UK. What do
you think Hillary?
Unbeliever
Dear Unbeliever,
Temple devotions are an important part of life for any
Thai. It is part of the merit making she can do in this life to improve
her lot next time around. She is probably praying that she won’t have to
work for infidels such as you next time. Lighten up and remember that you
are living and working in Thailand. She’s Thai - you’re her guest.
Dear Hillary,
I am an American who was over your way in December last
year. I went out with a girl from a bar in Soi 8. She really seemed to
like me and I took her to Phuket and everywhere around Thailand for the
month I was on holiday. I helped her out with some money to get some
surgery done before I come back this year (she wanted to have her nose
re-modelled). Since then I have been writing to her, but she has never
replied. Do you think she has got my letters, or what? Could you see if
she did? Her name is Noy.
Bob
Dear Bob,
Sorry, but I think you’ve been led up the garden path
by the carrot. Hillary gives advice to the love-lorn, she is not a Missing
Persons Bureau or the Pattaya branch of the Pinkerton’s. I think your
Noy will have moved on by now. Sorry, but there’s a lot of Noy’s in
Soi 8.
GRAPEVINE
Cats’ entertainment
Two farangs have been arrested in a dawn
bust after being found in possession of Special “K”. However,
their holiday mates’ shock at the court case following seizure of a
famous breakfast cereal was short lived. Special “K” is the street
name for Ketamine which is primarily used by vets to immobilize cats.
But its effects on humans, if taken in small doses, are similar to
LSD. Thailand’s drug laws, everyone should know, are very strict.
Revenge is sweet
Shortsighted Liverpool tourist, Alfred
Pratter, 56, is in hospital after being bitten on the hand by a dead
snake. On a trekking holiday near the Burmese border, he watched a
restaurant assistant behead a dangerous cobra ready for the cooking
pot. The curious tourist then clumsily picked up the severed head,
intending to ask his wife to take a photograph to delight all the
relatives back home in Maghull. Instead, he passed out. Mrs Pratter
explained that the event had finally persuaded her husband to wear his
thick glasses in public.
Return of ET
Gunther Funk has been fined 800 baht after
being stopped for speeding on Sukhumvit Highway as he raced to a fancy
dress party. He was dressed as an alien with a large, green head. He
told curious officers he was an extra terrestrial from the planet
Rinso. Funk was then fined 400 baht for staying too long in the right
hand lane and a further 400 for giving the wrong ID details. His
passport clearly showed he was a German who was born in Dusseldorf.
Hearty recommendation
That most excellent chain of snack bars,
Delifrance, is now well established on the ground floor of Big ‘C’
on Second Road. Delicious, generous sandwich fillings, including brie
cheese and salad, great coffee, succulent pastries and particularly
good cream soups. Check their alternating specials’ board for
bargains such as a starter, tuna sandwich and Coke for well under a
hundred baht. But even the a la carte menu won’t burn a hole
in your pocket. This is a cafe you can visit with every confidence.
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No need for a visa run
Reader TY says he is too young at 52 to
apply for a retirement visa and wants to know how he can stay in
Thailand for a year without exiting every few months. He has no Thai
dependants. TY could apply for a one year investor’s visa which can
be extended. The annual cost is 500 baht. He needs a non immigrant
visa, any type, to start and must have at least three million baht
invested in a public Thai bank, such as Krung Thai. The bank
account must be a deposit type. If he has a condo in his own name or
owns Thai bonds, they can contribute towards the sum specified. The
latest Bank of Thailand regulations allow foreigners to open a bank
account if they produce a valid passport, ID from their home country
and proof of address in Thailand. Interested guys and gals should
check first with the immigration bureau to make sure the regulations
haven’t changed. Farangs aged 55 or over will probably prefer the
option of a retirement visa for which the rules are different. For
example, the sum specified is 800,000 baht and the Thai bank can be
public or private. And it doesn’t matter whether the bank account is
current or deposit. But for any type of long stay visa, you
must have a non immigrant visa to begin with. A tourist visa won’t
do. The best you can achieve, at the moment, with a tourist visa is an
extension of one or two months.
Beer hymn
The Hash guys sent us this one:
Our lager
Which art in barrel
Hallowed be thy drink
I will be drunk
at home as I am in tavern
give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillage
as we forgive those who spill against us
and lead us not into overindulgence
but deliver us from hangovers
for thine is the beer
the bitter and the lager
for ever and ever
barmen.
And finally
A Brit who complained to a railway company
back home that he had been badly bitten by fleas on one of their
trains received a personal apology from the chairman. In one corner
was written, “Send standard flea letter.”
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Dining Out: Taffy’s
Tavern - is it in Wales?
by Miss Terry Diner
You may be forgiven for not knowing Taffy’s Tavern. It is
not in Pontypridd - it is here in Pattaya, only open for one month. This
pub/restaurant is in the Duck Square Shopping Plaza, Sukhumvit end, and close to
the first entrance inbound.
Run by Pari, who is married to Gary - a proud Welshman,
Taffy’s Tavern is indeed a little bit of Wales, with Gary’s memorabilia
including the ceremonial Welsh flag, complete with its winged dragon, at one end
of the bar. If that is not enough, there are several rugby jerseys and rugby
club ties on the walls to remind you that Wales considers rugby their national
pastime after singing and coal mining.
The restaurant is quite spacious and air-conditioned, with
wood panelling, a bar on one side and a central food servery. Bright check
tablecloths, padded chairs, a basket on the table with various sauces and a
small vase with a fresh red rose. There is a homely atmosphere and you soon feel
at ease.
Gary is, like so many Welshmen, an affable and friendly host.
“In my country, if you were a visitor, then whatever I’ve got is yours.”
This concept he and Pari have extended to the food side of Taffy’s. It is a
“help yourself” buffet. What’s more, it is an “all you can eat”
buffet. And even more, it is a 125 baht all inclusive buffet!
The highly successful American franchised “Subway”
outlets sell soup, salads and sandwiches. Taffy’s really is the same (though
Gary will probably be terribly offended by mentioning his beloved Wales and
America in the same sentence!).
Every
day, Taffy’s offers six hot dishes (three of them soup), plus salad bar and a
bread counter. The hot dishes also rotate, so there will not be the
“sameness” that can occur with fixed menus. Of course, the Welsh connection
is also in the food, with the hot dishes all being from Gary’s late mother’s
cookbook. Taffy’s Tavern’s Thai cooks faithfully follow the recipes.
There is a small drinks list on the table, with most beers
between 45-55 baht and house wine is only 70 baht. There are also the usual
choices of soft drinks, juices, tea and coffee. I chose my usual Singha Gold,
while Madame had an orange juice as we took stock of what was on offer.
On our night, the three soups were vegetable based, one with
chicken, one with pork and the last one steak and kidney. The three other hot
assortments were Chinese noodles, spaghetti pasta and a Bolognaise style sauce.
These are kept hot in individual “crock pots” set into the tiled counter.
Next to these is the bread counter with pre-sliced rolls,
butter and French bread available. The rest of the servery area is taken up with
a large range of items including pizza slices and salad bits and pieces - ham
(Paris and sliced), pork (loin and peppered), eggs, corn on the cob, onion,
carrot, tomato, potato salad, taro, pumpkin, cucumber and a tossed lettuce.
There are also small containers with different salad dressings - Italian,
Thousand Island and an interesting Garlic dressing - a secret recipe of the
cook’s. Finally, the loaded servery has a couple of platters of tropical
fruits. Taffy’s certainly provides good choices for the vegetarians in the
community too.
We began with soup, chicken for Madame and steak and kidney
for me. Both were hot (temperature) - so important with soup - and both were
filling and tasty. So far, so good.
Madame then went for the salad bar, selecting Paris ham,
assorted vegetables and the cook’s garlic dressing, which she loved. I decided
on the spaghetti pasta, with some pizza and the meat sauce liberally ladled all
over the lot. Both of us enjoyed our choices and neither of us left Taffy’s
Tavern hungry. Quite the reverse!
If you are looking for friendly atmosphere, home-style food
and fabulous value - you will find it very hard to beat Taffy’s Tavern. Well
worth trying.
Taffy’s Tavern, 225/192 Duck Square Shopping Plaza,
(Sukhumvit side). Tel 01 628 0618.
Animal Crackers:
Shih Tzu - Tibet’s Temple Dogs
by Mirin
MacCarthy
The Shih Tzu originated in Tibet where it was kept in
temples as a sacred dog. It is known that they were occasionally given to
the Emperors of China during the (17th century) Manchu dynasty as a tribute
of great honour.
Personality
Shih Tzus are happy and loving little house dogs. They
are real people dogs that wait their whole life for you. Though they are not
demanding or highly strung, Shih Tzus still need lots of company. They will
lie quietly gazing intently at you, waiting to be called for a cuddle, but
prefer to be curled up in your lap and in your bed at night too. Becoming
very popular because they are happy to make friends with everybody, they are
very intelligent little guys and excellent with children.
The size of the Shih Tzu is between 4 to 8 kg. The
appropriate weight is a matter of personal preference, with the breed
standard allowing a wide range.
The coat gives the Shih Tzu its truly regal appearance.
It has a slight wave with an undercoat which gives a graceful appearance as
it falls naturally to the ground. They have a wide range of colours from
total black, to grey-black, brown, or red with white, and pure gold.
Grooming
Daily grooming is necessary, otherwise the coat will
become matted and tangled and then need cutting. If the coat is cut down,
this takes away the elegant look of the breed. As a puppy, little work is
needed except to get the dog used to lying still on a table or your lap for
a couple of minutes to get brushed.
Eyes
A Shih Tzus eyes are large and vulnerable and prone to
ulceration. Special attention should be given to them daily. Most owners
usually tie up Shih Tzus top knots to keep the hair out of their eyes. Being
small and close to the ground it is easy for dust or dirt or a stray hair to
get into the eye and cause irritation. Use human eye wash daily, such as
saline. This is a gentle eye wash to remove any crusted matter from eye
corners. A fine flea comb may be used to remove any dried food in the
moustache.
Ears
Their floppy ears need attention too, so clean out the
ears daily very gently and carefully with a little baby oil on a cotton
ball. With a little care and lots of love Shih Tzus make adoring, perfect
companions.
Adorable Babies for Sale
These loving little creatures are not always available.
Peter Kaufmann’s pedigree Shih Tzu Yonan recently had a litter of six and
he is selling the 3 male and one female remaining puppies for 6,500 baht
each. They are brown and white and beautiful and now about six weeks old.
Peter can be contacted on (038) 731022.
Down The Iron Road:
More “Bending” Locomotives
by John D.
Blyth
The Meyer locomotive as built had a number of snags, of
which the most obvious was the space taken up by the driving gear of the
rearmost power unit impinging on space needed for the lower part of the
firebox, grate and ashpan. So there came the “Kitson Meyer”, which was
somewhat longer, drawing out the space between the engine units, and
allowing some much needed space. One writer suggests that it was Robert
Stirling of The Anglo-Chilian Nitrate Railway, who first suggested the
modification, and it was certainly worthwhile. The Kitson Meyer was a South
American speciality, and some remarkable designs appeared. That shown is one
of two supplied in 1935 for the Colombian National Railway - actually the
last two built before the Kitson Company, despite all efforts of its leader,
Lt. Col. Kitson Clark, went into liquidation. The parts were made by
Kitson’s, but it was too late to assemble them at the Leeds workshop, and
so before dispatch, partly at least dismantled, they were put together at
the Newcastle works of Robert Stephenson & Co., and tested there.
Three
cylinder, three truck Shay locomotive for the English Lumber Co.
E. F. Clark, grandson of Lt. Col. Kitson Clark, kindly
supplied me with details of these two locomotives, highlighting the
similarity in a surprising number of ways between these 1935 locomotives and
the then brand-new B.R. Class 58 Diesel-Electrics, introduced just 50 years
later. Length, width, height, weight, bogie wheelbase, tractive effort, show
this very clearly; only the maximum speed of the diesel locomotive is
substantially higher. The Kitson locomotives, as was essential in those
days, had to be assembled at destination by less-than-skilled staff, and to
go straight into service and work first time; this they did, and were
trouble free until withdrawn in 1960. By contrast, the Class 58 Diesels
never really got through their teething troubles, and at age 15 years
(designed for a 35 year life), many of them have been set aside, in favour
of the newly arrived Class 66 locomotives from the Canada works of General
Motors. The latter were in many cases put under power on the dockside at
Newport (Gwent), and did indeed work “straight out of the box.” A recent
report shows that the 250 of these now in service are achieving an
availability of around 99%.
British Rail had high hopes of offering the Class 58
locomotives for export, too, but their reputation in Britain was such that
there would have been no takers. Mr. Clark suggests that they were far too
sophisticated for the kind of work they had to undertake, passing over very
bad track in colliery yards and steelworks sidings.
2-8-0+0-8-2
Kitson Meyer locomotive for the Columbian National Railways; one of the last
two Kitson Meyers built, in 1935.
I have also a full side-view of the Colombian Kitson
Meyer, and it reveals a remarkably long locomotive indeed.
Soon I shall report on the Garratt type of locomotive;
had this not had clear superiority over even the Kitson Meyer, the latter
might well have been used in more countries than was the case, and maybe
even the old-established Kitson works and company might also have been
saved.
To go over the Andes by rail entailed very steep
gradients indeed, and when I come to write about rack railways I will come
back to them. Not all were by Kitson, but certainly the most successful came
from them.
Shay, Climax, and Heisler Locomotives
There were many types of articulated locomotives; I
cannot mention them all, but I think these there are worth a look.
‘Climax’
35 ton locomotive built in 1899; it bears the Climax firm’s name, and that
of the customer is not known.
Ephraim Shay was a lumberman, in trouble with the small
railway on his estates; in some desperation he designed and built a small
crude locomotive, which worked, and a little later he patented it, disposing
of the rights to the Lima Machine Works who developed the idea and
thereafter built every subsequent Shay locomotive. The one shown makes clear
the principle: alongside the boiler (which is off-set) are the cylinders
(two or three) set vertically and driving on to a crankshaft which forms
part of the main drive shaft the length of the locomotive, and from which
bevel gearing takes the drive to each pair of wheels on each of the three
“trucks”. This was built for the “English Lumber Co.” - nothing to
do with England (U.K.)!
The Heisler and Climax types have something in common. I
show a Climax, on which will be seen the unusual disposition of the two
cylinders, steeply inclined on either side. The drive is taken from a
cross-shaft between the two - reduction and bevel gearing transmitting the
power to a longitudinal shaft, in turn passing the drive to the axles, again
through bevel gears. The 1899 locomotive shown has just two “trucks” but
in later times bigger locomotives spread the power through the wheels of
three “trucks”.
The Heisler differed in two essentials: firstly the
cylinders, two or sometimes four, were at right angles and placed in a
V-formation beneath the boiler, whence, again, reduction gearing took the
power to the wheels, rather more simply than in the Climax; secondly the
drive was not taken to each pair of wheels, but to the outer pair on each
truck, the inner pair being driven by side-rods, much in the way of a normal
steam locomotive.
All three types had their supporters, and these included
export orders. One Shay went to a British iron and steel works, whilst the
Avonside Co. built a number of locomotives for sugar cane plantations in
Natal, South Africa, at lease one being still in service as late as 1969.
Woman’s World: Smile
Please
by Lesley Warner
Ladies, I think that it is important that we try and take
care of every part of our body. It’s all very well for the book cover to
look good but what about the rest? For example, have you ever found your
eyes riveted to someone’s smile and thought ‘Stone Henge’? My second
thought is always what rotten parents not finding a good Orthodontist. There
are no kind thoughts when presented with ‘bad breathe’ (Halitosis). I
hasten to add for those of my friends that will immediately think, “Is it
me?” No, this is not a dig at anyone I know but it’s not much good only
writing about the pretty things.
Contrary to popular belief our teeth are designed to last
a lifetime, but gum (periodontal) disease can change this. Dental disease
has a reciprocal effect with overall body health. If you’re over stressed
and generally unhealthy, your immune system will be suppressed and dental
caries, caused by bacteria, will flourish. If your mouth is unhealthy,
especially with gum disease, it overloads your health every moment of the
day, lowering your resistance to all disease. The main way to keep your
mouth clean is to eat a sugar-free, natural food diet.
Herbal medicine abounds with great substitutes for
store-bought toothpaste. Most effective natural tooth powders are warming,
which promotes circulation in the gums; astringent, which tightens the gums;
and detoxifying, which removes debris. Of course any preparation should also
remove plaque. Flossing and tongue cleaning reduce bad breath and help to
prevent plaque. Also, get a good toothbrush.
A classic Ayurvedic combination contains two parts
powdered potassium alum, an astringent, and one part powdered salt. Prickly
ash bark is a classic toothpowder from North America, and myrrh gum is
widely used in Middle Eastern herbalism. Tea tree oil (very dilute)
stimulates circulation and kills germs.
Most herbalists and natural healers recommend using
warming, astringent, connective-tissue-healing herbs to enhance and maintain
oral health. These herbs can be used as a rinse or applied as packs (a pinch
of powder, wetted to a mush with a liquid such as water or vitamin E, and
tucked next to the teeth). Rinses are made by preparing a herb as tea in the
usual way, or by simply stirring herb powder into water. Hold the rinse in
the mouth for a few seconds or up to several minutes, gargle, and spit out.
Bilberry fruit and hawthorn berry stabilize collagen, strengthening the gum
tissue. Licorice root is a gem for the mouth: It promotes anti-cavity
action, reduces plaque, and has an antibacterial effect.
The tooth sockets are joints, and the teeth are
essentially bones. Herbs that treat the skeleton and the joints when taken
internally are good bets for long-term tooth health. Standouts include
yellow dock root, alfalfa leaf, cinnamon bark, and turmeric root.
Periodontal disease (PD) is a long-term, low-grade
bacterial infection of the gums, bone, and ligaments that support the teeth
and anchor them in the jaw. The bacteria are normal inhabitants of the
mouth, but when allowed to overgrow, they form plaque and tartar, and
produce toxins that provoke the body’s immune response. When allowed to
progress, the disease destroys the supporting structures of the teeth, which
eventually leads to tooth loss. This can happen at any age is a major cause
of bad breath. Diabetes in particular drastically increases the risks.
Mouth ulcers we’ve all suffered at some time can be
supremely painful. Commonly thought to be linked to food allergies and
nutritional deficiencies, particularly iron, B12, and folic acid. Chamomile
mouthwash, alum and licorice root are all said to have healing qualities to
help relieve the mouth sores.
Your teeth are a reflection of your whole body. If you
are healthy, your mouth will be healthy. Teeth, gums, and bone can heal.
Give these techniques a try. You’ll be pleasantly surprised at how well
they work.
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