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Family Money: Tracking the Market
 
The Computer Doctor

Successfully Yours: Terry Davies

Snap Shots: Plagiarie! Let no one else’s work evade your eyes!
   
Modern Medicine: A Fishy Story!

Heart to Heart with Hillary
 
Grapevine

Dining Out: Munchin’ at Haus Munchen
  
Fitness Tips: Weight Loss Checklist
  
Lotus Eaters: The Lotus Eaters
  
Auto Mania: Staying Dry Over Songkran!

Down The Iron Road: An English Specialty- Slip Coach Working
 
Coins of the Realm: A rare mint set

Family Money: Tracking the Markets

By Leslie Wright

For those who thought this article was going to be about comparison shopping in Lotus, Foodland, Big C, Best and Friendship, or where fresh seafood and vegetables may be bought at 4 a.m., I’m sorry to disappoint you. (But if enough readers request such an article I’ll be happy to write it.)

I am of course referring to keeping track of the world’s stock markets.

Most investors like to keep a close eye on how their investments are performing, and many track the markets or even the individual stocks in which their money is invested. There’s nothing wrong with this - it’s only natural that you would want to know whether your money is growing or shrinking.

Modern communication technology can help enormously in putting information at your fingertips. Whether it’s the right information and gives you a realistic or distorted picture is another matter - and one that I believe should be addressed.

For instance, if you were asked to guess which had been the five best-performing stock markets (as reflected by the increase in their indexes) over the past 12 months, which would you pick?

A good number of readers will immediately say, “Well of course the U.S. was #1!” In a mini-survey I conducted recently among my own clients, many said the same.

Some of you will have included Japan; some Germany; some Hong Kong. A few myopic super-nationalists may even have included Thailand.

It may then come as quite a surprise that the past 12 months’ performance of neither the USA’s Dow Jones nor S&P 500 ranked even in the top 20.

In fact, the DJI came in a long way behind the leaders at number 40, with a net gain of only 7.9% over the past 52 weeks (and heading steadily downwards it seems, having already fallen to the same figure it was at last April.)

Of course, those avid watchers of CNN, CNBC or even BBC World would probably not have surmised this relatively poor performance from the hype we get blasted at us every day from those stellar sources of information.

Japan - about which there’s been so much commentary both in the press and on TV in recent months - didn’t make it into the top 10 either, although with a 52-week gain of 49.4%, the Nikkei easily bettered the USA’s Dow Jones, and currently occupies the #20 slot.

In the same period, Germany’s DAX put on a respectable 36.1%; but even that significant gain didn’t get it past 25th position in the rankings. Similarly, France’s CAC40 gained a very acceptable 33.8% - but only made it into 26th place.

Those who read the business sections of quality newspapers and included Hong Kong amongst the leaders were much closer. In the 52 weeks prior to the time this was written (a fortnight before publication), the Hang Seng Index had put on 71.5%, and actually ranked number 13 in the world in terms of performance.

Glued to the Box

Certain cable TV news programs swamp you with so much information so fast that it’s hard to follow what they’re talking about half the time, let alone evaluate the information objectively.

The tendency of these programs to focus so much on what’s happening in the US is not really surprising when you consider that not only is the US stock market the world’s largest in terms of capitalisation (almost half the world’s equity value in fact), but the networks are mostly owned, supported and sponsored by - you know already, don’t you? - Americans. (And please don’t misinterpret that comment: some of my most valued clients are Americans, and so is my ex-wife.)

Also, since these programs focus so much on the here-and-now, and getting this news to you quickly (which helps their ratings - which is their only measure of success, after all), they rarely (if ever) tell you what has been happening to the stock markets over longer periods of, say, three let alone twelve months.

After all, no-one’s interested in yesterday’s news, are they?

And for the vast majority of their viewers, Paris is in Georgia, and who the hell cares what’s happening in Finland, which is part of Russia, isn’t it?

Well, Finland, for your information, may have been a good place to have invested some money last year, since over the past 6 months its stock market index gained 98.1%, and in the past 52 weeks rose 135.7% - more than seventeen times as much as the Dow Jones Index that everyone spends so much time looking at and commenting on, no matter which direction it seems to be headed.

A Spider on the Web

For those with a computer and a modem, getting information from the Internet is relatively easy and enables you to obtain up-to-date information almost instantly - if you know where to look (and assuming you’re able to access your local server node without too much difficulty, and it’s operating at more than the snail’s pace that seems to be the norm no matter what time of the day or night you connect, and is not swamped with too many people all trying to ‘surf the net’ at the same time.)

But even the Financial Times’ excellent and informative website does not provide performance figures for all the world’s stock market indexes for the past day, week, month, quarter, or year.

I am in the fortunate position of having this information faxed to me on a daily basis; but most amateur investors do not have access to such a facility, even if they were interested.

Top performers

So which were the ten top-performing stock markets over the past 12 months in US$ terms?

Shenzhen, China, took 10th place, with a gain of 78.6%. Israel soared into 9th place with a gain of 80.9%, while Mexico - (which not too long ago seemed to be a very poor bet, didn’t it?) - came in 8th with a gain of 82.5%.

The #7 slot was taken by Pakistan, whose index had risen by 102.9%, while the 6th best return over 52 weeks - 129.6% - came from Brazil (which, back around Christmas of ’98, you may recall, was very much the worry-of-the month.)

Curiously, the five stock markets which have produced the best returns over the past 12 months have also been the best performers over the shorter periods of both 3 and 6 months. These top-performers are going to come as a surprise to many readers, and they are, in reverse order:

#5 - Finland (+135.7% in 52 weeks)
#4 - India (+137.0%)
#3 - Turkey (+143.4%)
#2 - Malaysia (+159.3%)

And with a gain of 178.0% over 12 months, the #1 performer - despite the political news that would seem to indicate the place is still in deep trouble - was Russia.

But the most spectacular short-term performance was returned by Turkey, which has been #1 over both 3 months (+70.4%) and 6 months (+126.5%).

The shrewd birds who gobbled up some shares in Turkey in mid-1999 must now be full of delight and taking a bath in their profits.

But horrid puns aside, if any readers deduced a year ago - or even 6 months ago - that those particular markets would be the star performers over these periods, I take my hat off to them, because few people would have got that guess correct given the somewhat unsettling news coming out of most of those countries in the preceding few months.

These results show that spectacular gains may be made in relatively short periods from what may have seemed the least likely candidates. However, putting money into those highly volatile emerging markets a year ago would have been pure speculation rather than strategic investing. Not for the faint-hearted nor for your retirement capital!

The listings also amply demonstrate that last year’s losers can be next year’s winners - and vice versa.

So tracking the ‘major’ markets - especially on TV - is fine if those are the only markets in which you’re invested. Also, they can sometimes - but not always - be indicative of global market trends. But such data can also be misleading since, just like looking out of a moving train window, you get only a narrow or even distorted view of what’s going on in the world as a whole.

When a major market is going down and the Talking Heads are wheeled out to prophecy doom and gloom (as happens with monotonous regularity every time there’s a dip in the Dow or FTSE), the commentators very rarely mention that another market (especially if it’s an obscure little emerging market) may benefit from the capital outflow and is poised to go up.

Thus you may well lose out on investment opportunities which are available to those with more complete information.

Leslie Wright is Managing Director of Westminster Portfolio Services (Thailand) Ltd., a firm of independent financial advisors providing advice to expatriate residents of the Eastern Seaboard on personal financial planning and international investments. If you have any comments or queries on this article, or about other topics concerning investment matters, contact Leslie directly by fax on (038) 232522 or e-mail [email protected]. Further details and back articles can be accessed on his firm’s website on www.westminsterthailand.com.

Editor’s note: Leslie sometimes receives e-mails to which he is unable to respond due to the sender’s automatic return address being incorrect. If you have sent him an e-mail to which you have not received a reply, this may be why. To ensure his prompt response to your enquiry, please include your complete return e-mail address, or a contact phone/fax number.

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The Computer Doctor

by Richard Bunch

From Mr. Lotter: Yesterday I tried to open Photoshop when I was confronted with this message: PHOTOSHP caused an invalid page fault in module COOLTYPE.DLL at 016f:00a9bb00. Registers: EAX=0257c55e CS=016f EIP=00a9bb00 EFLGS=00210293 EBX=00acdeb0 SS=0177 ESP=00d0cbcc EBP=00d0cbd4 ECX=00000000 DS=0177 ESI=0257c55b FS=0fcf EDX=00000003 ES=0177 EDI=00acdeb0 GS=0000 Bytes at CS:EIP: 8a 06 88 07 8a 46 01 88 47 01 8a 46 02 88 47 02 Stack dump: 0256c4f6 00d0e510 00d0cc28 00a4ac83 00acdeb0 0257c55b 00000003 00ab7e30 00d0e510 00000001 00d0e51c 00d0e518 00d0e514 00000006 0000001 00000004

I also have Corel Draw 9 running on my system. I have tried to remove Photoshop and re-install it by with the same error message. I have a Pentium III, 450 MHz, with 128 Mb ram and a 10 GB Hard drive. Could you please assist me in this matter, as I am unable to open Photoshop?

Computer Doctor replies: I imagine you are using the latest release of Photoshop, that is version 5.5. In any event this is the version you should be installing as it fixes many bugs as well as having several new features, which are well worth having. You have not told me whether you have installed any Plugins and if so what they were, these could affect the prognosis. Also has Photoshop ever worked and if it has, what have you installed or otherwise reconfigured? In the meantime, obviously in this case, try to back out the changes and return to the status quo. Having backed out any changes, you will probably need to uninstall Photoshop, being mindful to uninstall any plugins before uninstalling Photoshop itself. Try also running it without any other non-essential applications running, KIV anti virus software and things that are started from the autoexec.bat and config.sys. If necessary, temporarily edit these out with a REM statement. Some other quirky things I have known to happen are a dislike to certain monitor drivers, so try changing your monitor type to a standard windows PnP. It is almost certain that the problems you are experiencing are unrelated to Photoshop but are due to a software or hardware conflict. One other point to note when installing plugins under Photoshop 5.5 is that the plugin directory has a changed name of plug-ins as opposed to previous releases which were called plugins. It is therefore important when installing plugins that the correct destination directory is set.

From Jack Royle, Pattaya: I have recently purchased a secondhand laptop computer. Apart from the fact that I have now realised it is under powered and was overpriced I cannot get the system to retain my password when I connect to the Internet. For your information, it has Windows 98 installed and a Xircom combo PCMCIA card for the modem.

Computer Doctor replies: Firstly, I suggest you perform a ‘Find’ for *.pwl, any files that are found should then be deleted. Next, right click on the Network Neighborhood icon and select Properties, from there, if not already selected, change the Primary Network Logon to Client for Microsoft Networks. At this point you may need your Windows 98 CD ROM. You will be prompted to reboot the PC and when it boots, you should be able to type in a name to identify yourself to the system. A password is not necessary unless you wish to put one. Next open Settings/Control Panel/Internet Options and select the Connections tab, highlight each Dial up Account in turn and select Advanced, type the Password for your DUN account and OK, repeat for all accounts. Restart the PC and try to make an Internet connection using a DUN account, your password will be retained.

Send your questions or comments to the Pattaya Mail at 370/7-8 Pattaya Second Road, Pattaya City, 20260 or Fax to 038 427 596 or E-mail to [email protected]

Richard Bunch is Managing Director of Action Computer Technologies Co., Ltd. Providing professional services which include; website design, turnkey e-commerce solutions, website hosting, domain name registration, computer and peripheral sales service and repairs, networks (LAN & WAN) and IT consulting. Please telephone 038 716 816, e-mail [email protected] or see our website www.act.co.th

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Successfully Yours: Terry Davies

by Mirin MacCarthy

Terry Davies was born in Sydney so many years ago he deserves to be well and truly retired, lazing back on a beach or a yacht contemplating the horizon. But this is not for Terry. When asked why Thailand, he replied, “All my mates were retired, doing nothing, just waiting to die. That wasn’t for me.”

Over here, Terry is the Managing Director of the Single Handed Sign Company, and the Internet caf้ next door, www.handii.com, both in Soi Buakhow. He first came to Thailand on a holiday six years ago; decided this was the place for him and his next challenge. He returned to Australia to put his daughter through high school and see her settled. “She has now finished her BA in Psychology and Asian studies,” Terry said proudly.

Terry then moved here lock stock and barrel. That was four and a half years ago, and he hasn’t been sitting idle. In that time Terry has married a beautiful Thai lady, Chiang Lai, and produced a hyperactive little 3 year old daughter who is convinced her name is Pi, and together they have built up the Single Handed Sign Company, and six months ago opened their first Internet caf้ in space that wasn’t being put to good use.

Terry is the sort of person who thrives on a challenge. The important values to him are being a real person, being genuine, sincere. Success to him is, “Achieving what I set out to do.” Both of these views are reflected in his advice to ex-pats who want to make a business here. “If you do work, I mean real work, and you are honest, then you can’t help but make money here. It is that simple.” And that was said with true conviction.

Going back to Terry’s past in Australia, he was a good student, and was sent to 4th Street High School in Sydney, which was a selective school for only the top students in the state. He laughed and said, “I was a good salesman even then.”

Brought up with two brothers in Annandale near Balmain in Sydney, he liked sports and played cricket, tennis and rugby in high school and later was involved in competition water skiing, competing in the famous 68 mile long Bridge to Bridge water ski classic.

When he was 24 he took up yacht racing in 30ft keeled cruisers, then sailing in 47ft aluminium sloops. However, after 20 years in the sport he decided that sailing was too expensive a pastime. Yacht racing has been described as a hole in the ocean you throw money into!

Straight out of high school Terry took a diploma in Technical Lighting Engineering, studying at night and working for a Lighting Engineering company during the day. He laughs and says, “After five years, the day I got my diploma was the day I left and I never worked in the industry again.”

Then footloose and fancy free, Terry travelled Australia for the next couple of years. Then it was back to Sydney where he opened a video business back in the early days of video.

Terry next moved sideways to an outdoor advertising business. “That was the best business I ever had. I rented space on land and buildings and put up large advertising signs. I only had to work an hour a day, and I made a lot of money when I sold it to an international company.”

Terry then had itchy feet again and moved to Perth. Why? “I still don’t know. I went there for a holiday, saw a neon sign business for sale and bought it.” Terry got married in Perth and had one daughter. He ran the neon sign business successfully for 7 years and again sold it for a good profit.

But fate stepped in. In 1987 he lost the lot overnight when the Australian stock market and economy crashed. “I still owed the stock broker $20,000 dollars,” he said ruefully. “All I had left was my house and my car and you can’t eat them.”

Terry was not one to stay still and look mournful, so he opened a sign company. Why? “Because it was the same process, quick and simple and cash money.” He bought cutting machines and computers and was involved in that for eight years in Australia, before that fateful holiday to Thailand.

Sine he has opened his businesses here, he is insistent that it is not him but his fellow Thai employees who do all the work. “I am very proud that I have taught the Thai staff to operate all the machinery and computers. They have all learned sophisticated new skills since being with me,” he says grinning at Chiang Lai who is wrestling with ‘Pi’. “Now they understand the need for high quality and do produce work comparable with American standards.”

His plans for the future are to build up his Internet business and especially to give something back to the people. To this end he is organizing a community benefit drive for later this year. There is one thing certain, Terry Davies is not one to be sitting around doing nothing!

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Snap Shots: Plagiarise! Let no one else’s work evade your eyes!

by Harry Flashman

The title this week is a complete pinch from the satirist of the ’50s Tom Lehrer who used it as the title of a song. Plagiarism is, particularly with digital imaging, “sampling” and the ‘net, almost an “art form” these days. It is with “art” in mind that Harry would like you to look at what turns you on (photographically) and what images you would like to produce for yourself.

There is no doubt that all photographers are influenced by other photographers’ work. Is this a bad thing? The answer is an unequivocal yes and no! While it can be said that all our images should come from the visual stimulus of the great world around us, there are many ways that those visual stimuli can be recorded.

If you took five photographers and asked them to shoot Pattaya Beach, for example, you should, in theory, get five different images. Man in deckchair, dog watching boat, tourists with pink towels, beach vendor and massage lady all spring to mind.

But what if you asked the same five photographers to shoot the “massage on the beach” scene? What will you get now? Well, hopefully, if they are five photographers with enquiring minds and artistic bent you could get a Black and White shot of hands kneading a leg, a close-up the lady preparing the tourist’s body for its torture, a wide shot with the beach stretching out behind the action of the massage, a close-up of a blissful look on the tourist’s face or a shot taken from above looking down on the massage action.

But how did those five photographers get to the stage of being able to visualise those different shots? The simple answer is, they all saw the shot before! Not the complete, down to the last detail shot, but something similar. That something similar could have been a picture of a surgeon’s hands on a body which then rang a bell in the photographer’s mind to say, “Take the hands kneading the flesh”. The original surgeon’s hands shot was B&W too. Knowing that this would be a shot with “impact” the photographer loaded up some B&W and fired away. Is this then plagiarism?

In Harry’s mind, it is all a matter of degree. If you use someone else’s work or images for stimulus, then it is not plagiarism. It has given you an artistic “kick-start” that’s all. However, if you slavishly copy someone else’s image, down to the positioning of the hands, type of lighting, type of print etc., etc., then it is a downright steal!

There is nothing at all wrong with buying a photographic book and studying another photographer’s work. There is nothing at all wrong with saying, “I wish I had taken that shot.” There is nothing at all wrong with working out how you could apply another photographer’s techniques to your own photography.

However, there is everything wrong with copying. Look at the pictures with this week’s column. Great shots, both of them. One photographer admitted he used the work from the other to set this shot up. For my money, this is a steal. The fact that a pepper could evoke images of human sexuality was seen by the first photographer. The second guy did not come up with a different “feel” or evocative sensation. It is the same shot, taken with a different pepper. It’s a pinch!

Use other people’s images as a stimulus, don’t be tempted to plagiarise!

Mind you, the other evening when Harry spent some time arranging and posing a couple for a Valentine’s Day shot, he was less than impressed by the “press” photographer who rushed up behind him and took the same shot over Harry’s shoulder. That, says Harry, is real plagiarism!

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Modern Medicine: I can’t sleep, Doctor!

by Dr Iain Corness

Sleep disorders are some of the commonest problems a GP will meet in his or her lifetime. It begins with children whose mothers will state, “Little Johnny won’t go to sleep.” The next group are the young adults whose mothers will say, “Johnny stays out all night at parties. I’m sure he’s not getting enough sleep.” After that it is the young executives, fighting and clawing their way up the corporate ladder, whose wives say, “John is working too hard and getting up at 3 in the morning. He’s only getting four hours sleep a night. This can’t be good for him.” The next group is the retired folk, whose daughters come along and say, “My dad, John, doesn’t go to bed till 11 p.m. and he’s up feeding the chickens at 5 a.m. Surely an old man like him needs more than 6 hours sleep?”

Looking at the groups mentioned above, Little Johnny won’t go to bed because he is a small child and life is far too exciting to waste it in his bedroom. This is a behavioural problem, that’s all. Closing the bedroom door firmly and turning out the lights at a consistent time every night fixes that one.

The young teenagers who party all night (and day, in some cases) have got a huge capacity to be able to do this. Provided they are not taking drugs to maintain the pace, either set reasonable limits to be home by, or ignore it. The teenagers of yesterday do grow into the responsible adults of tomorrow.

The middle executive on the way up does have a problem. His getting up at 3 a.m. is a symptom of someone who is over stressed. This person is in danger. He either has to change his attitude to his work situation, or take concrete steps to become more at ease with the job. Sometimes this might even need the family unit to look hard at what they want out of life, and what sacrifices they are prepared to make.

Then there’s Dad. One of the funny things about getting older (if there really is a funny side to losing your hair, teeth, vision and hearing) is that you actually need less sleep than before. Leave the old codger alone - he’s fine! Getting him “sleeping pills” is not doing him a service.

True insomnia, the inability to get to sleep or maintain sleep is actually fairly rare. By that I mean insomnia without an underlying cause. There is an unfortunate habit of going for the sleeping pills bottle, rather than looking at the real problem. In Thailand, “sleeping pills” (hypnotics) are not available over the counter. This is a good thing, in my medical opinion.

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Dear Hillary,

Please help, I arrived here 7months ago from the U.K. and seem to have found friends who drink alcohol as their favourite pastime. Even when we do other things such as play rugby, drinking alcohol surely follows. I can cope with the bad head and the expense of this lifestyle but recently I have noticed that I have gained a lot of weight. I have joined a gym to combat this problem and have met more friends who also want to go drinking. Which in effect has doubled my alcohol consumption. I know you might think, “Then don’t drink” but I’m sure you know how difficult it is Hillary. I might think I will have just one, but then I don’t care and get rat arsed. I used to be such a nice girl. Please help.

Bulging

Dear Bulging Nice Girl,

What is a nice girl like you playing rugby and going to the gym? Yes Hillary does appreciate how difficult it is to give up drinking, having been found lying under a champagne bottle or two at the odd time. My girl you must face the music that you are an alcoholic. Hey, your friends do not pour the fire water down your throat. As a friend of Hillary’s once said, “I gave up drinking when they invented guzzling.” Have you ever heard of the 2-letter word NO? Join AA, seek out a sympathetic friend or counsellor, doctor or monk. If you continually get rat assed & then have to apologize to yourself and others you definitely need help. If you are serious, then stick bulging photos of yourself in bikinis on the telephone, the fridge and the liquor cabinet. Good luck. And that’s not a “clink and Chok Dee!”

Dear Hillary,

Can you help me? I rented a car for a week and while I had it somebody must have bumped it, probably in a car park or something. When I took it back to the rental people they said I would have to pay for the repairs. Is this fair? I didn’t damage the car, somebody else did.

Ken

Dear Crasher Ken,

Yes absolutely. You are responsible for the car no matter where it is parked while you are renting it and are expected to adhere to the terms of the contract and return it in the same condition as it was leased to you. Read the fine print!

Dear Hillary,

Why is it that when I order something in Thai in a restaurant, for example, the waiter will look blank obviously not understanding, then after about two minutes they say, “Oh, xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx” which was exactly what I said before!

Len

Dear Lennie the Linguist,

Ooooh No! Isn’t that just that just infuriating. It’s all in the tones. Farangs just can’t get their tongues around the tones and Thais genuinely can’t understand! Lang Reid’s Book Review this week just might be the answer.

Dear Hillary,

One of the girls in my local bar told me she is going to Nakhon Ratchasima for a week to see her mother. She asked me for a loan of 500 baht for a minibus for her and her friend. Should I lend her the money, or would it be better not to? She does always look after me in the bar and keeps me out of trouble when I get a bit drunk, but I don’t want to start something I will regret later. What should I do, Hillary?

Jack

Dear Jack,

Are you serious? A loan? Absolutely not. Either give her the money as a gift or forget it. Loans do not get repaid! If she keeps pestering you, either change bars or change bar girls.

Dear Hillary,

The cleaning lady at work is embarrassing me. Every day she comes in with some more English words and phrases and my Thai is very bad by comparison. I do not have time to go and get lessons (I did try once but had a problem even doing the homework!) so I think I am stumped. Have you any suggestions for me Hillary?

Reg

Dear Reg,

Yes wear earplugs. In the meantime, see Linguistic Lennie’s answer!

Dear Hillary,

My wife (American) told me she wanted to get out a little at night, but with one baby (our daughter, aged three) she felt she was stuck in the house. I have to go out a lot because of my work (I am in sales) for networking so I am not home a lot either. I said to get a baby sitter, thinking that would let her go to the women’s groups every month and things like that. Now I find she has started going to disco’s and such at night, getting the baby sitter in every night. I am worried that if she goes to disco’s she will catch my girlfriend (who likes disco’s - I don’t) and I some nights. What should I do?

Larry

Dear Larry the Lounge Lizard,

Give up your girlfriend and take your wife to the discos instead. Or if you want to leave her at home, take the baby sitter out! You’re a louse, Larry!

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GRAPEVINE

The correct drill
A male model who won a leading nightclub’s Sexy Man contest is in disgrace after making off with the 50,000 baht prize money. The judges included an unusual 250 pounds Michael Jackson lookalike (well he said that’s what he was), a sex change surgeon from Taiwan and an expat who claimed to be the fashion editor for The Baghdad Courier. They were unanimous in picking out Mr Dong, aged 24, as the evening’s clear winner. However, unsuccessful rivals in the changing room later noticed that Dong had padded out his underwear with a Black and Decker hand drill. The disappointed contestants tried to grab Dong, but he fled onto Second Road, swinging his tool bag at anyone who tried to detain him.

Curry garden
Indian food buffets are not the easiest cuisine to organize. Starters such as vegetable samozas and Indian breads, nan or paratha, can’t stand waiting around without losing their appeal. These problems have been overcome at the first class Sheer “E” Punjab restaurant on Soi Pattaya Park which serves a quite delightful garden buffet every Friday for 245 baht net. Eat as much as you like from the varied meat and vegetable dishes which have an authentic “British style” spicy flavor, which is unusual in Pattaya. The starters and breads are being made continuously in the kitchen to ensure they are always in tiptop condition. Manager Garry explained to GEOC (Grapevine Eating Out Collective) he changes the menu for each Friday buffet. Hit it between 6.00 and 11.30 p.m. It’s a real treat.

To settle an argument
A fight nearly broke out in a South Pattaya bar this week over the origin of the expression “the nick of time”. One of Grapevine’s loftier functions is to shed light where darkness would otherwise reign triumphant. So here goes. The Nick of Time was indeed the title of an engaging CD by singer Bonnie Raitt some time ago, but the roots of the phrase go back to the Middle Ages. Then sticks were used as counters and were adapted by schools as a crude tool for taking attendance. As long as you made it by the time the guy in charge reached your name, you received a notch on the stick used to record your presence. That was the nick of time.

Remember, remember 1999
Pattaya really is a sentimental place. Adverts are still appearing as if we were still in the last century. Local cable TV last month was still promoting condominiums with the catch phrase, “Buy now and own your very own unit before the year 2000.” A drinking den on Beach Road still hasn’t taken down the notice reading, “Our beer prices will remain the same until the end of the 20th century.” A tour operator is offering honeymoon breakfasts in Bangkok if you splice the main brace before the end of 1999. But most bizarre is the scrawl painted on an abandoned shop house off Central Road: “We will be gone after New Year’s day but we will come back if opening again.”

Quick on the draw
What’s the fastest way to get your hands on cash if you find you have run out of the stuff in Pattaya? Western Union is now using the services of Bank of Asia in Pattaya and the system seems to be working pretty well. In UK, Western Union’s free phone number is 0800 833833. Your helpful friend, relative or bank manager abroad pays the money through Western Union into your temporary account at Bank of Asia. You don’t need to keep a regular account there. People who have used the system say the transfer usually takes a couple of days, weekends excepted. When you are in touch with your contact overseas about transfer of funds, remember to agree in advance a security password which will be required, together with your passport, when you collect the cash.

Bits and pieces
Pattaya immigration bureau is now stamping the last visa extension you can have with the word “Final”. When you reach the due date, make sure you are out of the country… The driving license center, opposite the Mercure hotel, insists on seeing a current international permit as well as the usual pile of documentation. If you don’t have one, you will need to take a written test on the rules of the road, such as they are, in Thailand. The twenty questions are in English and the staff on duty are most helpful to middle aged and elderly farangs who have not sat an exam in umpteen years…

Cinema truisms
Reader JL has sent us this list of things you would never know without the movies:

During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a stripclub at least once.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any room in Paris.

It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

All beds have special L shaped covers which reach up to armpit level on a woman but are waist high on a man.

It’s easy to land a plane provided there is someone to talk you down.

The safest place to hide in a building is the ventilation system as the police never look there.

When they are alone, all foreigners speak English in bed.

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Dining Out: Muchin’ at Haus Munchen

by Miss Terry Diner

The Dining Out Team ventured down Soi Germany the other evening, otherwise known as Pattaya-Naklua Road. Just before Soi 18 (Wong Amat), and next to the Central Minimart, is Haus Munchen, a friendly looking German restaurant that has been there for only 12 months.

The restaurant is in two sections. There is a covered garden setting area outside and a more formal dining area at the rear with wood and upholstery chairs and wooden tables. The waitresses were outfitted in blue and white uniforms, the colours of Bavaria.

On the evening we visited, it was well patronised, generally the sign of a good eatery. Newspapers are supplied, both German dailies, a Bangkok daily and the best read on the Eastern Seaboard, the Pattaya Mail!

The menu opens with two “sets”. A soup, main and dessert for 165 baht or a salad, soup, main and dessert for 205 baht. These specials are changed daily - a great idea. Haus Munchen serves breakfast from 9.30 in the morning and there is a choice of Continental, American or “Big German” between 65-125 baht. Light meals are next - spaghetti, sausage, noodles and the like starting around 70 baht through to 120 baht. Next up are the French baguettes with schnitzel, ham and cheese, salami or smoked pork spread, 75-105 baht. Starters, generally salads (shrimp, tuna, ham, chicken etc) are 70-140 baht, while there is another dedicated salad section of the German styles from 45-130 baht for large plates with ham and cheese or chicken. Seven soups, generally around 85 baht and then it is into the steaks. Pork, tenderloin and fillet starting at 175 baht and the most expensive 240 baht.

There are also two menu items for couples - one with different fillets in a champignon-cream sauce for 450 baht and a Chateaubriand double fillet steak for 485 baht.

The amazing menu continues with ten choices of pan-fried dishes, all around180 baht, and three fish dishes 170-240 baht. A 25 item Thai menu follows with all the usual dishes items between 65-85 baht in general. This is followed by a standard beverage menu with local beers around 60 baht, plus, for the German market an Erdinger Weissbier. No Singha Gold, however. Spirits and wines are also available by the glass.

By now, having thoroughly perused the menu, it was obvious that Haus Munchen was priced very moderately. So how was the food? Madame chose the bread-crumbed fish fillet with Remoulade sauce and potato salad, while I went for the Parisian pepper steak in cognac cream with potato and mixed salad. Madame judged her fish as excellent and the potato salad was piquant and very tasty. The pepper steak was simply magnificent! No harsh sauce, but a subtle flavour with the peppercorns that left a warm glow on the palate. One of the best pepper steaks I have had in Pattaya - and that is saying something. And at 220 baht is the steak dish of the year!

As usual, I had no room for desserts, but Madame managed a small helping of ice cream with mango. Licked clean! Apparently, the chef changes the ice creams daily as well as the set specials.

The resident German chef was originally at the Holiday Inn in Munich and certainly understands his native cuisine, while the Thai cooks are apparently well known and respected locally for the Thai items. The Thais that were eating there that evening confirmed that.

Haus Munchen is really one of those “sleepers” - a little place you have not heard of but is presenting excellent food at very reasonable prices. Comfortable and “homey” it will certainly gain a good following in the area - and the pepper steak is worth travelling miles for!

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Fitness Tips: Weight Loss Checklist

by David Garred
Club Manager Dusit Resort Sports Club

G’Day Pattaya, now there is a headline that gets your attention, doesn’t it!

I hate to disappoint but this week’s article is about ensuring that you are getting what you pay for when you sign on for a weight loss program or buy a weight loss product.

If you are over the healthiest weight you can be, The Weight Loss Checklist will help, but remember, healthy people come in many different shapes and sizes. This Checklist comes to you courtesy of Australia’s National Heart Foundation.

There are many weight loss programs and products on the market. Many of these do not work and can sometimes be harmful. However, this doesn’t mean that nothing works – it is possible to achieve a healthy weight that is right for you, without going through quick-fix solutions.

This checklist had been designed to help you become more aware of the potential shortcomings of weight loss programs and products and there are so many of them it is frightening.

The first section will give you the knowledge you need to decide whether a program or product is safe and desirable. It is a good idea to check out a range of approaches to weight management, and having completed the checklist, compare responses. The section ‘If You’re Using a Weight Management Program or Product’ provides you with further guidance to help you manage your weight.

Remember that whatever approach you finally choose, weight loss and weight maintenance are not simple and require life-long changes.

When checking out a Program:

Weight loss programs vary in the range of services they offer and the costs they charge. These questions will help you evaluate the types of services being provided.

Ask:

1. Does the Consultant check your medical history to ensure it is safe to begin a program?

2. Do staff running the program have qualifications in nutrition, nursing or health sciences?

3. Does the program take an overall approach to weight management?

It should:

* focus on improving health and well-being, rather than simply weight loss;

* incorporate nutritional advise, enjoyable physical activity, long-term and realistic lifestyle changes with achievable goals that you can stick with and provide ongoing support;

* be flexible so that you can adapt it to suit your lifestyle.

4. What is the program’s long-term success rate, for example, after 12 months and longer?

* ask for written evidence.

Before Signing:

Make sure you fully understand the weight loss program and / or contract you are signing, including time expected to achieve weight loss, full costs, food plan and physical activity plan.

Don’t feel pressured to make a decision on the spot – take some time to think it over and get a second opinion. Also check that there is a five–day cooling off period in case you change your mind.

When checking out a product:

Weight loss products range from pills and powdered formulas to body wraps and other devices. Many are marketed as proven cures for being over weight, but we are not aware of any that offer a long-term solution for the majority of people. Some weight loss products can also be harmful.

Ask:

1. Is the product designed to work in combination with enjoyable healthy eating and regular, moderate physical activity?

* No single product is a substitute for the benefits of a healthy and enjoyable lifestyle.

2. What evidence is there to support the product’s claims?

* Ideally there will be a sound scientific basis for the product’s claims, not just anecdotal evidence. Studies should also have been conducted to ensure that the product is safe.

Don’t you wish that it is as simple as this? Unfortunately it is not. There is a whole bunch more of questions that you should be asking.

Yep, I’m going to pass them along to you but I am afraid that you will have to wait until next week.

Carpe’ Diem 

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Lotus Eaters: The Lotus Eaters

by Mirin MacCarthy

Reincarnation - Real? Or just another flower in the button hold?

For this new millennium with the growing interest in all things New Age and a deepening awareness by many of the interconnectedness of all life, “Lotus Eaters” is a column about Alternative Health, Shamanism in Asia and abroad, as well as Monks, Magic and Mystery and Comparative Asian Religions. The author Mirin MacCarthy is an Australian expat photo-journalist, formerly a Registered Nurse, now Jomtien resident, animal and bird lover and Reiki Master.

While reincarnation has been an accepted part of many Eastern religions, including Buddhism on the local scene, it is only recently that this concept has been accepted again on the Western shores. However, it is a concept that has claimed many adherents, from many different religions and belief bases.

Prior to 553 AD, reincarnation was accepted by the Christian Church, but after much “soul searching” the powers that be decided against the concept for the followers. It being much easier to bring the believers into line with “Hell” at one end of the tunnel if the good god-fearing life were not followed. Having another crack at it just did not have the same leverage!

So are we just here in a mid-point in our earthly lives, trying to attain that all-elusive state of grace so we can happily nick off to Nirvana, or are we here and now and gone tomorrow? There are firm adherents in both camps, and both sides will produce “evidence” to bolster their cause.

The Asian reincarnation model is generally based on children’s experiences. These include youngsters, who, when taken to another village they have never been to before, saying that they have to see their sons or daughters. They have gone unerringly to a house and greeted adults by their correct names and introduced them as their “children”. This is indeed scary stuff!

Still in the Asian arena, the Dali Lama is believed to be a reincarnation of all the previous ones, and children born under the auspicious sign are “tested” with items owned or used by the previous incarnation of the Dali. The reincarnate being will pick the “correct” items and the rest is history, until next time!

The American experience that produced the reincarnation boom in the early ’50s was that of Bridey Murphy. In 1952, one Morey Bernstein hypnotized a young woman called Virginia Tighe. She began speaking in an Irish brogue and claimed that she was Bridey Murphy, a 19th century woman from Cork, Ireland. Not only that, as Bridey Murphy under hypnosis, she would sing Irish medleys and tell Irish tales. This surely could not just be Blarney?

Bernstein cashed in on his find with a best selling book called “The Search for Bridey Murphy”. Reincarnation was suddenly big business in America. And the concept was popular. Suddenly there was an extinguisher for the fires of hell!

However, there will always be skeptics. Reporters flocked to Ireland to look for records of Bridey Murphy. They did not find one. What they did find was the records of a Bridey Murphy Corkell who lived in the house across the street from where Virginia Tighe grew up. What Virginia reported while hypnotized were not memories of a previous life but memories from her early childhood.

Despite this, the interest in the possibility of reincarnation spawned some research into the subject and some serious researchers began to turn up many interesting cases of children who spoke about previous lives. Since 1961, detailed case histories, cited by many as “evidence”, have been collected by the University of Virginia Health Sciences Center in America. Their work appears to show that the prime ages for children to tell of past life experiences are between two and five years. The occurrences seem to become less and almost non existent after the age of seven.

The young subjects of these cases have been found most readily in certain parts of the world, such as South East Asia. They are, however, also found in other areas of the world, and the Health Sciences Center has studied many cases in Europe and North America. They have found that the child’s statements have been shown to correspond accurately to facts in the life and death of someone already deceased. Some of the children have birthmarks or birth defects that correspond to wounds or other marks on the deceased person. In many instances, this has been confirmed by postmortem reports.

With the number of cases which have been investigated, the researchers have found that the children make very similar statements about the prior life. Common phrases are - “I have another mummy/daddy.” “When I was big, I ...(used to have blue eyes/had a car, etc.).” “That happened before I was in mummy’s tummy.” “I have a wife/husband/children.” “I used to...(drive a truck/live in another town, etc.)” “I died ... (in a car accident/after I fell, etc.)”

But of course, as with so many “research” reports, the story gets better with the telling and retelling. Journalistic license is not merely restricted to those who scribble for a living. More than one scientist has been shown to bend a few details to bolster his or her own pet theory!

Perhaps the best “proof” so far comes from the two lovers who vowed that if either died, the remaining one would try to contact the partner in the other world. Unfortunately, the young man died. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world.

At a seance, she called out, “John, this is Martha.” A ghostly voice answered her, “Yes, Martha, this is John; I can hear you.” Martha tearfully asked, “John, what’s it like where you are?” “It’s beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time.” “What do you do all day?” “Well, Martha, we are up before sunrise, eat breakfast, then it’s sex until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then we have sex again until five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep around 11 p.m.”

Martha was somewhat taken aback. “Is that what Heaven really is like?” she asked. “Heaven? I’m not in Heaven, Martha.” “Then, where are you?” “I’m a jack rabbit in Arizona!” was the reply!

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Auto Mania: Staying Dry Over Songkran!

by Dr. Iain Corness

Probably the best attitude to take over the national go mad with water festival, otherwise known as “drown the farang” week, is to put a roof over your head. What better way than to wind up your car windows, lock the doors and go on an exploratory tour of Thailand with my old mate, Captain Sitthichoke, the king of the jungle!

Sitthichoke has organised what he calls the 1st Y2K Farang Caravan Tour. This does not mean you drag a mobile home behind you - it just means you travel as a group, and sleep in real hotels, not a humpy on wheels. This tour should not be confused with competitive rallies or off-road marathons. The concept is to produce an opportunity for the local ex-pat population to explore the beauty of Thailand, with someone who knows the place intimately. You can carry as many people as you like on the trip and all types of vehicles are fine, provided they are road-worthy of course! If your beat up old banger is struggling to make Bangers, then rent one from Budget instead!.

The event commences in Bangkok on Wednesday the 12th of April, with the first leg up to Chiang Mai. Day 2 is in and around Chiang Mai with visits planned to Doi Inthanon, the highest peak in Thailand and Doi Suthep, the famous temple. However, you can always stay in Chiang Mai and play water games with the locals ... if you are into street swimming!

Day 3 and it’s an easy 200 clicks to Chiang Rai, visiting Doi Tung (HM The Princess Mother’s summer palace and development projects). 15th April and you are based at Chiang Rai with trips to Mae Sai, the most northern part of Thailand and the Golden Triangle. You can if you wish, go through to Burma to visit Tha Chi Lek and visas can be purchased at the border.

Next day you will go to Lampang, the handicrafts centre of Thailand, where you buy all the Xmas pressies for the folks back home!

The final day, 17th April is the easy trip back to Bangkok.

Emma Chizzit? 7,500 baht per person on a twin share basis. That makes it damn cheap in my book. It includes the accommodation, 5 dinners and 5 breakfasts. And you are escorted by someone who knows the place (and speaks the lingo - yours and theirs)!

Give Captain Sitthichoke a ring on (038) 431 672 (phone and fax) or 01-855 4858. Deposit has to be paid by 15th March, so do it today!

Oz GP

With the industrial unrest in Australia, the State of Victoria should perhaps be called the State of Strikes. This has hampered much of the work to be done on the Albert Park circuit, so it is hoped that the first Grand Prix of the year 2000 goes off with a hitch.

As all the teams have been developing their new cars (and drivers) this will be the first time all 22 cars arrive together on a level playing field. As they say in the motor racing game, “When the flag drops, the bullshit stops”, though these days it’s more of a “When the lights go green we’ll see who’s real mean” or something similar.

BAR look as if they will be a much stronger team this year. The wooden spooners of last year have the new Honda engines and they seem to be delivering enough poke to make the battle interesting. Up till now, the McLaren Mercedes is definitely at the pointed end again, but I do not think they have an inherent advantage at this stage like last year. Schumacher Senior and Barichello are saying nice things about the new Ferrari, so we’ll see if this year they have reliability and pace. Jordan still looks to be the ones to take the battle to the Ferrari/McLaren duo as I do not think Jaguar or Benetton have it together yet. Williams? I don’t think they are well developed with the new power plant at all. The rest? Forget ‘em!

Starting at the beginning!

Actually, I miss the dropped flag to start the events. I used to watch the starter’s wrist like a hawk, because there was always a small movement there a split second before the flag came down. One way to get that advantage of the jack-rabbit start.

I have never stalled at the start, but I have had the situation where the fire went out, 30 seconds before the start, and I couldn’t get it to fire up. I waved my arm out the window to show that I was in trouble, hoping the cars behind me would see that I was stalled on the front row. However, my crew leaped over the barriers and pushed me to the side of the track, a move that was against the rules as all crew must not be on the grid after the 1 Minute signal. When the flag fell, the other car beside me on the front row broke an axle and just sat there. If the crew had not bent the rules and pushed me off, the entire front row of the grid would have acted as a barrier for the cars behind. The Stewards did call me up and told me to admonish my crew, but they too realised that by their prompt action, the boys had averted a huge start line pile up.

Autotrivia Quiz

So why do we drive on the left (or are supposed to) and have cars with the steering wheel on the right? Very simply, the first car in Thailand was a gift from Queen Victoria to the Thai Royal Family and came over in right hand drive. So after that the King said we should follow the UK system. If the President of the United States had been the first to send over a Ford or whatever, it would have been the other way around! Thanks again Jack Levy for that one.

Since I have previously waxed lyrical about Jaguar, let’s look at this classic marque this week. We all know that these cars were just called SS’s when first released in 1932 and how after the war the letters SS were dropped because of bad WWII memories. The first cars to bear the “Jaguar” name were the 1.5 and 2.5 litre cars of 1936 and were indeed known as SS Jaguars. Now there are those who will say that SS actually stood for Standard Special, or Standard Swallow or Swallow Sports or Swallow Sidecars. Sorry, the initials never officially stood for anything! And anyway, is not the question for the quiz.

The question for this week is when did the Jaguar’s Big Cat mascot come out, and who designed it? Here’s the only hint - Autocar magazine! By the way, the Big Cat was killed in 1970, a victim of ridiculous safety regulations. I’m sure that being hit by two tons of car would do the same damage with or without the mascot!

For the Automania FREE beer for this week, be the first to fax 427 596 or email [email protected] with the correct answer. Lots of luck!

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Down The Iron Road: An English Specialty- Slip Coach Working

by John D. Blyth

My picture this week is a reminder of an almost forgotten feature of English railway operation-Slip-Coach working. Latterly used only by the Great Western Railway and its post-war counterpart, it was a means of providing a fast service from a main centre to, possibly, a number of smaller stations, by ‘slipping’ up to four coaches from a fast train at the approach to a station at which it would not call, the portion slipped then usually being brought direct to a platform at which passengers could alight. In the case of the photograph, the Slip portion has just been detached from the back of a London to Birmingham train at Princes Risborough; it will very shortly be attached to a local train thence to Banbury, giving a fast service to seven more stations en route. The picture was taken in 1952, and ‘Slip-Coach working’ was then very much on the wane. At its zenith, over 50 coaches or portions were slipped daily from Great Western trains, and one famous train left London daily with no less than three portions to be slipped at prescribed points on the way.

To understand how it worked we must understand first a little about the continuous vacuum brake which was fitted to all Great Western trains at the time - this was a brake under the control of the driver, which operated on all the vehicles of a passenger train, and, should the train for any reason split into two parts, would be applied automatically to all vehicles on each part, bringing them quickly to a stand.

The brake consists of a ‘train pipe’ all the way down the train from the locomotive to the back of the last coach, stout hose connections being provided, so that the whole is totally air-tight. On each vehicle, and on the engine and the tender, brake cylinders are fitted, with a vertically working piston and with the part below the piston connected to the brake linkage, enabling the brake blocks, of cast iron steel, to press hard against the wheel-rims, thus applying a braking force.

To release the brake, the drive operated an ‘ejector’, steam operated, which withdraws the air from the train pipe and the brake cylinders, creating a partial vacuum in the whole system, allowing each piston to fall to the bottom of its cylinders; a second ejector, smaller, is used to maintain the vacuum while the train is running. To apply the brake, the driver admits air to the train pipe, and consequently to the bottom of the piston in each cylinder, forcing it to rise and apply the brake through the linkage as described. It may be admitted that with the increase in speeds and loads, few railways now use the vacuum brake. A compressed-air brake, giving a stronger brake application, is now preferred, also giving quick application and release. It is more complex and expensive.

Now let us apply all this to the Slip-Coach. The diagram shows to the left the rear of the last coach of the main train, and to the right the front of the Slip-Coach itself. In the front of the latter is a compartment for the ‘Slip-Guard’ to ride in; you can see the train pipe below the two vehicles, and the hoses between them; you can also see the brake cylinder under the Slip-Coach. You will also see a tall lever in the compartment, and this is the key to the operation. If all is well, the Slip Guard will pull this lever to its rearmost position; this will (i) allow the hinged hook of the slip coupling to open, by withdrawing the locking bar that holds it in position and (ii) will make a full brake application on all coaches in the slip portion, ensuring that they are drawn well away from the back of the main train which is continuing on its journey. Air does not enter the train pipe on either portion due to special ‘self-sealing’ valves which close at the moment of parting of the two portions. The Slip Guard can apply and release the brake up to three times as his portion runs on to the stopping point, using reserve vacuum carried in reservoirs carried under the slip coach; these are charged when the train engine creates the vacuum for the train before starting.

It is very simple and normally very reliable; it is essential that the Slip Guard keep a good look out for the signals approaching the slipping point, to ensure that the main train has a clear run through the area; the key to this is the warning signal approaching the signal box, called the ‘distant’ signal; the train will stop for the rear portion to be detached. It all worked well and I did not ever hear of an accident of any kind which could be blamed on the Slip-Coach system. But in passing, I will tell that the one and only time I travelled on a slip portion of a train, there was a fault and the slip portion failed to detach!

However, it was expensive; specially-equipped Slip-Coaches; the employment of a Slip Guard, who was paid an eight-hour shift for doing not very much more than to pull the lever once! Also special arrangement had to be made to run Slip Coaches back to their starting point and be shunted on to the rear of the coaches forming the next working. Moreover, there was no way to attach coaches to a train running at speed, so it was a one-way operation.

From the public point of view there was also the disadvantage that as there was no corridor connection between the Slip-Coach and the rest of the train, those in this slip portion had no access to the restaurant car which was always a feature of British long-distance trains.

The diagram is taken from a remarkable document, the ‘Great Western Railway General Appendix to the Rule Book’; the Rule Book itself fitted easily into a pocket, but the General Appendix was more than 300 pages closely printed, and mine, when issued, came with 63 sets of amendments waiting to be cut out and glued into position.

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Coins of the Realm: Double Crown from Thailand

by Jan Olav Amalid,
President House of the Golden Coin

Many mints around the world produce mint sets for collectors. A set might consist of circulating coins packed in a special holder. The coins can be in un-circulated condition, but nice specimens are hand picked for the sets, or coins in proof condition.

2 ore coin of Norway. The obverse shows the monogram of the late King Olav of Norway, and the reverse shows a wood grouse, the date and the demotion 2 ore and Norge (Norway).

In 1960, the Royal Norwegian Mint started to make these sets; the first year only 200 sets were made. But the demand turned out to be bigger, so in 1961, 475 sets were produced. The demand got even greater so in 1967 as many as 2,490 sets were sold.

One of the coins in the set was a 2 ore coin with the face value of about 9 satang. In 1967 there were 11,993,000 pieces of this coin produced, the highest amount since the coin was produced for the first time in 1876. Since the Mint still had 2 ore coins from 1967 in their vault, the Mint decided not to produce 2 ore coins for 1968. But when they started putting the mint sets together they realized there was an empty space in the set. To save money, by not having to buy new cases for the mint sets, it was decided just to strike up the number of 2 ore coins needed for the mint sets, 3,467 pieces.

Mint set of Norway. If you have one from 1968 you’ve got a small fortune.

At that time the sets were sold as before, only for face value, as a service for the collectors. Some collectors only needed one or two of the coins in the set, broke the packaging and put the rest of the coins into circulation.

Early in 1979 the Royal Norwegian Mint released the figures of their minting production of 1968. Someone noticed the low minting figure and thought it was a printing mistake for 3,467,000 and not 3,467.

Others checked with the Mint and the figure was confirmed.

So in the spring of 1979 one of the largest papers in Norway ran big headlines on the front-page: “2 ORE 1968 WORTH 50 KRONER”. A little later a new headline, now the coin was worth 250 kroner, about 1,100 baht, and later someone even paid 8,500 kroner, about 38,000 baht, for a set mainly because of the 2 ore coin.

Then a whole nation started checking their change. Instead of watching television in the evening, the whole family would check the date of 2 ore coins. They went to the bank and changed whatever they could get of 2 ore coins and the newspapers wrote about the handful of lucky ones that found one. To find one of these 2 ore coins was like winning the big prize in the Thai lottery.

What was the consequence for the Mint? The demand for 2 ore coins grew bigger than ever, and both in 1971 and 1972 they had to produce more than 15,000,000 of this bronze coin, which was hardly used for circulation. The ones buying it were hoping the Mint would do the same again.

And what was the consequence for coin collecting in Norway? About half the nation became coin-collectors - and I became a coin-dealer.

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