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Gonna pick a pocket or two
Two Farangs were telling the tale of the different ways they had been cheated by bar girls. One of the guys said he now counted his money in his pocket every night and wrote the amount down on a small piece of paper and hid it. ‘Guess what, after doing this for a week I found out my girl took 60-120 baht a day from my pocket’
Cane exhibition
For those who missed the Pattaya Cane & Fabric furniture show at the Royal Garden Plaza , need not worry as a new exhibition will be on show at the plaza from 29 November - 10 December. A great time for Christmas shopping.
Ha roy high
Talking to a bar-boy, I asked him how he managed to get excited enough to ‘perform’ if his customer was a 200 kilogram, hairy German who looked like King Kong on a bad day. ‘It’s easy,’ he said. ‘I just think of the money. It really turns me on!’
Joke of the week
What do you get when you cross an Irishman and a Scotsman? A man who likes to drink, but doesn’t like to pay for it.
Slow food take away
A first time English tourist in Pattaya who dated a bar girl for a few days was getting fed up as the girl always wanted to return to her bar nightly and buy all the staff ladies drinks on his bill. He decided to dump her and told her he was now broke. A few days later she called him in his hotel room and told him she was sorry and would come to see him with some fried chicken. He waited for three hours and the girl finally arrived, with very greasy cold food and apologising for her late being with the tale ‘I met an old boyfriend on the way here, so I had a quick short time on the way.
Another bar for Pattaya
Well known Dutchman Big William will open a new bar and restaurant complex at the top of Soi 11 opp. Apex Hotel in the next week with a grand (Hard) opening on the 29th of November
Fit for a vampire
A tourist sat at a bar for two weeks of his vacation admiring and falling in love with a beautiful girl, every night he asked her to go with him but she declined. After the fifteenth day of his frustrated holiday he was shocked to hear the girl ask him to go with her. The Farang was very excited and immediately bought her out and went to a expensive restaurant to wine and dine her in candlelight, the girl feeling by this time a little uncomfortable and telling him she wanted to go to a Soi on the way home to eat noodles. After a terrific night they entered the honeymoon suite, now the Farang shaking with excitement, the showers steamed for ten minutes and the happy couple were now ready for action on the bed wrapped with the usual hotel towels. When it came time to get down to business, the girl announced; ‘Lets sleep. I’m tired and I have my monthly period.’