I am sure you will have seen a few cars running around with a rubber “key” on the back window and smiled as you went on your way. It may then be of interest to know that the powers that be have decided that the rubber key is a dangerous distraction for other motorists and have outlawed it being applied to cars. Dearie, dearie me! Is that the most pressing factor in the road toll? Give me strength! If they really wanted to stop distractions, I think a ban on mini skirts would be much closer to the mark, don’t you? I don’t turn round in my seat to look at rubber keys!