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by Dr. Iain Corness

Thunder at Bira again!

The big GT cars return to the Bira Circuit this weekend for the 4th round of their championship. Qualifying on Saturday and racing on Sunday from around noon. My favourites are still the RX7 rotaries, which give magnificent flameouts and backfires from the exhaust when the drivers lift their foot off the accelerator.

Along with these highly modified vehicles come the AIM Concept cars as well. These one-make series are always very close, and with the drivers drawing lots to see who gets which car means that the series is kept on as level a playing field as possible.

This meeting will be well attended, with promotions being held by the Mittweida Beer group in their Beer Garden which will be erected on the outside of the track. Sizzler are also getting involved with Mittweida, and diners at Sizzler’s Pattaya (in the Royal Garden Plaza) who drink the Mittweida brew could get a few nice give-aways.

There will also be parades of 30 Porsches from the Porsche Club as well as the odd Maserati and a bunch of Harley Davidsons. All in all, it will be a great day for Motor Sport enthusiasts.

The Bira Circuit is on Highway 36, heading from the ISR end and going towards Rayong at about Km marker 14. The circuit is on the right hand side and is about 2 km before the 331 intersection.

Autotrivia Quiz

Last week I asked which vehicle was released in 1991 and featured a V12 engine delivering around 550 bhp and had 60 valves and four turbochargers! It was launched on the 110th anniversary of the founder’s birth. The claimed top speed was 341 kph and I asked what was it?

It was the Bugatti EB 110, the EB coming from Ettore Bugatti’s name itself. It was the brainchild of one Romano Artioli, who went mad spending huge sums of money to revive the Bugatti name. He claimed 154 were built before the new company went to the wall. All very sad, really.

So to this week, and this is a very interesting one. Which Japanese sports car started off life as a Nissan, but then was built by Yamaha and called a Toyota and was styled by an American famous for his BMW’s?

For the Automania FREE beer this week, be the first correct answer to fax 427 596 or email [email protected] .

The Stuff of Legends

It’s not often that you get the opportunity to drive a legend - and even less frequently that you get the chance to drive two of them in one afternoon! Received a phone call from an enthusiast who asked if I would like to take a Jaguar XJ8 around the Bira circuit and also a Morgan Plus 4. I carefully deliberated for 1.3 milliseconds and said, “Yes!”

The afternoon’s sport was arranged for a couple of weeks ago - and yes, you guessed it - it was fairly peeing down all day. However, cars are meant for driving, no-matter what the weather, so we sloshed off to Bira.

The differences between the two cars are immediately obvious, even to those not in the slightest interested in motor cars, and interestingly, completely divided those who looked at them. Women, in particular, were very attracted to the stark styling of the Moggie, while men seemed to appreciate the more voluptuous lines of the Jaguar.

I took the Jag out first, and the immediate impression was one of effortless power from its V8 engine. Warm, safe and cocooned inside the cabin, the car just showed what amazing motor vehicles we can produce these days. In the teeming rain, the ABS worked so well, you hardly even knew it was doing it all for you. The car just pulled down to 80 kph for the hairpin from the 160 clicks we were doing on the straight, cleanly and straight, even with two off-side wheels slicing through standing water on the circuit.

You had to throw the Jaguar at the corner to drive it quickly in the wet, as otherwise it would get some “plough” understeer if you fed the power in too quickly, but even then, the tail would only step slightly out of line, before some hidden electronic whizzbangery would bring it back. The Jaguar actually has some very sophisticated systems on board, such as computer active front suspension and multiplexed electronics.

At the end of some very quick laps in the shocking conditions, the Jaguar just oozed confidence. You would have to do something very silly - no, very, very silly to fall off the road in the Jaguar XJ8. It was THAT good!

As our track time was limited, immediately after getting out of the Jag it was into the Morgan, that anachronistic throw-back to the days of cloth caps and wind in the face motoring. With the hood up, the cabin area is small and almost claustrophobic, and reeks of “vintage” motoring, even though this Plus 4 was only 5 years old - Morgans being built to a tried and true formula, which has stood the test of time. These cars are so popular that there is a waiting list of some years if you want to get one new! But they are certainly “vintage”. For example, the sliding pillar front suspension was designed in 1911 or thereabouts. About the most modern part of the electronics on the Morgan is the ignition key to connect the battery to the starter motor!

Gripping the thin, wood-rimmed steering wheel we splashed our way out onto the circuit, the long fluted bonnet bobbing and weaving as the very stiff front suspension bounced over the undulations on the track. Down to the first hairpin and the off-side wheels locked up under brakes, while the nearside gripped the tarmac. Within 100 metres we were already travelling sideways! Down a cog, turn in and feed in the power and it was another armful of opposite lock to negotiate the exit from the hairpin. Sort of straight, it was into the right hander, more opposite lock, more opposite lock and then a twitch and off down the hill. If you think I am exaggerating, ask the owner who was sitting very quietly beside me as his pride and joy attacked the corners at Bira from every angle!

The differences between the two classic British marques were vast. Eons of time and huge chasms of sophistication. Where the Jaguar was easy to drive hard under the poor conditions, the Morgan was a complete and utter handful. In comparison with the Jaguar, it would have been very easy - no, very, very easy, to fall off the road in the Morgan.

However, to be fair, with a car such as that, why would you be belting it around a circuit in that sort of weather? Morgan should have been sitting in an air-conditioned garage under woollen wraps, waiting for the sunny days to go quickly down leafy lanes and soak up the joys of motoring from a simpler age. But we live in the year 2000, and we can experience life from our computer controlled comfortable super-fast sporty vehicles - but it’s nice to step back in time and experience just how it used to be! Thank you John Morgan for the chance to drive the automotive legends!

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