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by Dr. Iain Corness

Off-road with the BMW M5

Autotrivia Quiz

Last week, I was looking for the name of this driver - he raced for over 40 years, won three GP’s in his first year and was almost unbeatable in hill climbs. His son followed him into the sport and also won hill climb championships as well as being a top driver. Who was he?

He was Hans Stuck, the Austrian known as the King of the Mountains. His racing career spanned 40 years and he won his last German Hill Climb Championship in a BMW when he was 60 years of age. He kept on going and did not retire till he was 65, leaving his son Hans Stuck Jr. to continue meritoriously (again in BMW’s), I might add. (Having retired from ‘active’ motorsport myself when I was 56, after a short 32 years, I know what a superhuman effort that was from Hans Stuck.)

So to this week and the name “Autowelo” comes to mind. This company built six cylinder cars after WWII, but there was something quite distinct about these 6 cylinder cars. What was it? And even more importantly - why?

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A lovely old nail!

Look at the photo. Spotted this old dear in Pattaya 2nd Road the other day. Notice the ‘suicide doors’? These were ones that open forwards and heaven help you if you opened one even just a little way when travelling. The wind would get under them and rip your arms off. Of course, it has to be French and it is a Peugeot 203.

There’s something not quite right about the grille area from memory, but it was still a great blast from the past to see it there. 203 Pugs were legendary in Australia in the original Redex trials, with Ken Tubman in his example winning the first Redex round Australia trial in 1953. This was the era of “Gelignite” Jack Murray, a wonderful personality who used to throw gelignite out of the window and blow up toilets in the outback! Ah yes, those were the days. You could imagine the kerfuffle if somebody did that these days. You’d be banned for life!

BMW M5

Not quite as wild as Gelignite Jack is my old mate John Weinthal. John, to show his quirky nature, just took a BMW M5 to an off-road event in Australia. (I hope BMW refuse to give him another test car and send them all to me instead.) His report follows:

“You can forget about owning this week’s test car if: a) you are restricted to driving automatic cars, or b) the A$200,000 asking price doesn’t fit your immediate spending plans. However, you may get some perverse satisfaction from learning that even at this price, the BMW M5 isn’t quite perfect.

Any faintly negative comment I make must be interpreted in terms of a car which costs twice as much, or more, than many of our homes. They mightn’t warrant noting on even a $100,000 car, but we’ll return to those points.

The car has been described as the world’s best four-door sports sedan. It’s certainly a magnificent drive. The power plant is a stunningly smooth, 4.9 litre, quad cam, V8. It delivers 290 kW and 500 Nm of torque. The M5 is rear wheel drive and there’s every electronic aid known to car makers to enhance driving pleasure and/or safety.

The BMW’s only true competitors in Australia would be the supercharged Jaguar XJR and the Mercedes E55 AMG. Both use a Mercedes 5 speed auto as opposed to the BeeEmm’s six speed manual. The supercharged 278 kW, V8 Jag costs $12,000 less than the BMW. The 5.5 litre 260 kW V8 AMG Mercedes will set you back just $2,400 less than the BMW. In reality, it becomes a question of auto or manual, and your preference for German functionality or British atmospherics.

The BMW may warrant its best Sports Sedan reputation, but I suggest one is most unlikely to discover just how great it is in Australia. Our speeds are absurdly restricted, and we don’t have the mountain passes the M5 needs to demonstrate its ultimate abilities.

So we settled for an early morning dash from Brisbane to Mt. Tamborine, and a fabulous weekend at Off Road Expo 2000 at LandCruiser Mountain Park - where I’m sure the hordes of more appropriately mounted 4-wheel drivers were convinced we were nuts. They’re probably right, but, believe me, after a good wash the BeeEmm looked and drove as well as ever.

Cars like this are the stuff of dreams. It delivers slingshot acceleration; a delicious note from the ultra-sophisticated V8; refinement and ride comfort of the highest order and the finest leather and wood finish interior.

It boasts the latest technology throughout, and has every accessory to please the most fastidious, or toy crazy, owner. So why does it fall down?

Well, the gearbox is a bit notchy, but it has a huge task shuffling 290 kW to the rear wheels. The sound system was terrific, however the speakers don’t match those of the $100,000 Volvo C70 convertible - and I’d prefer the Volvo’s in-dash CD stacker to the boot-mounted device of the BMW.

I didn’t reckon the Xenon gas discharge headlamps were quite up to those of the latest Lexus models, and the automatic wipers lacked the instantaneous response of even a Peugeot 306. However, the wiped arc is the best of any car I know; but why no rear window wiper?

Now as I said, these niggles are only noteworthy in the context of a 200 grand Supercar. This is a wonderful car, with distinctly understated styling. In fact few people appeared to notice it apart from other BMW owners, whose eyes could be seen to water as we idled alongside.

Believe me, this was another of those weeks to be remembered for a long time to come.”

So that was Weinthal’s week - look at the photo and at all the clag he managed to get all over a lovely M5. I hate him!

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