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Family Money: How assured are you?
 
The Computer Doctor

Successfully Yours: Dr. Tapasit Prapawiwat
 
Snap Shots: Panning - for gold?
   
Modern Medicine: Cirrhosis

Heart to Heart with Hillary
 
Grapevine

Dining Out: Larn Thong - A Culinary Tour of Thailand
  
Animal Crackers: Readers Story - “Soppy the Possum”
  
Auto Mania: Focussed on FoMoCo

Family Money: How assured are you?

By Leslie Wright

In a period of economic downturn such as Thailand has experienced over the past two years, the incidence of robberies inevitably increases.

These range from purse snatching in the street to house-breaking. More than one person of my acquaintance has come home recently to find all his valuables and electronic equipment were ‘liberated’ during his absence.

Obviously, avoidance is one way to safeguard your valuables. Wandering around town wearing expensive watches and jewellery is simply putting temptation in people’s path.

Similarly, having more in your wallet than you plan to spend that evening is tempting fate as well as the hungry eyes that might be desperate for cash.

It is not unknown for someone to fall asleep in a bar (whether from over-indulgence, over-exertion, or from something noxious having been slipped into their drink while their attention was diverted), and wake up to find their pockets emptied. And of course no-one saw anything.

Leaving cash and valuables in your hotel room is simply asking for trouble. Cash & valuables occasionally disappear whilst the occupant was out shopping, even if the items were inside your suitcase inside a closet. Of course it was the maid or some other member of staff, but the hotel management will not accept responsibility, and the police will do little to help you - especially if you have been in the habit of bringing casual acquaintances back to your room.

Most reputable hotels will provide safe deposit boxes for their guests, and these should be used to store all your valuables, including your passport and airline ticket - preferably wrapped up so the hotel staff cannot see exactly what your box contains. (It is also wise to keep a separate list of exactly what was placed inside your box, especially amounts of cash, and amend it each time you take something out, to avoid ‘misunderstandings’ later.)

Courting disaster

Tourists who take new acquaintances back to their hotel rooms should be aware that they are accompanying you because you are regarded as primary sources of income and support for their families, not because you are the most attractive man on earth.

Going with a new acquaintance to a short-time hotel she or he suggests is even more risky, inasmuch as there have been many instances of hotel staff being in cahoots with these demimondaines, and while you’re otherwise occupied (in the shower, on the job, sleeping it off), a master key is used to open the room door and the contents of your wallet disappear.

Accusations of theft are likely to result in more hassle for you if the police get involved (although one gathers the Tourist Police are more helpful in these instances than the ‘regular’ police, who are often the principal beneficiaries of these ploys) than against your short-time companion, who in any case may well have disappeared before you realise your money’s gone.

Another good one is to wait until you’re thoroughly engrossed (if you’ll pardon the pun), when a man bursts into the room and angrily claims your companion is his wife (which indeed may well be true), and threatens you with dire consequences unless you pay up considerably more than you had negotiated for the young lady’s favours. Just to intimidate you a bit more and hasten the proceedings, he may even be accompanied by a real policeman in uniform, who of course is just part of the scam.

Another trick still used by some of the sleazier hotels (although I’m assured none of these are in Pattaya) is the false-backed closet. Even though you locked and chained the door, you hung your trousers up in the closet, not realising that the back panel was in fact removable and could be entered from the passageway or the next room (with of course the full knowledge and co-operation of the hotel staff), enabling your wallet to be emptied whilst you were otherwise engaged.

If you live here, taking a new acquaintance back to your condominium or house may be okay (and if your acquaintance was bought out from a bar you would at least have some recourse to the owner), but it might also be an opportunity for your new friend to case the joint and find out when the best time would be for other friends to empty the place of its more easily removed and convertible contents...

Taking precautions

The most ‘popular’ items on a burglar’s shopping list are items which can easily be converted to cash with no questions asked, such as via a second-hand or pawn shop. These include computers and other electronic items such as stereos, CD players and TVs, and of course cash and jewellery.

Large items like furniture are hard to move, and their being carried out of your house at night more likely to be noticed by neighbours (although in Thailand, your neighbours will know every detail of your life except when you were burgled, when they inevitably were otherwise occupied and saw nothing.)

Being aware that these things happen everywhere on earth to a greater or lesser degree should remind you to take sensible precautions to avoid them, or at least make it harder for potential robbers to rob you.

Most of us don’t wish to live like prisoners in our own homes, and psychologically resist putting grilles on all the windows and doors. While it is safer to do so, at least as a deterrent, you can alternatively install alarms on each of the windows that will be activated if someone attempts to break in. A loud alarm going off may suffice to scare away your burglar - or at least give you time to grab your baseball bat...

But even these precautions may be insufficient, since the determined thief will find other means of ingress - such as taking the tiles off the roof (as sadly happened quite recently to a Pattaya Mail contributor.)

So, if the unfortunate event does come to pass, and they get in despite your having taken every reasonable precaution, having made adequate provision for recouping your loss will make it that much less painful.

The chances of your recovering your goods with the help of the police may be very slim, but being able to file a proper report will make it somewhat greater.

Thus it is important to have a complete list of all your valuable items - including the brand, model, and serial number of each item of electronic equipment; and if you have expensive cameras, watches or jewellery, a photo of each item may aid identification and recovery.

In any case, it makes sound economic sense these days to have insured yourself against loss of your equipment and valuables. Household contents’ insurance is comparatively inexpensive, and should you be the unfortunate victim of a kamoey, would at least go some way to easing the financial burden of replacing your lost goods.

If you have any comments or queries on this article, or about other topics concerning investment matters, contact Leslie Wright directly by fax on (038) 232522 or e-mail [email protected], or write to him c/o Family Money, Pattaya Mail. Further details and back articles can be accessed on his firm’s website on www.westminsterthailand.com.

Leslie Wright is Managing Director of Westminster Portfolio Services (Thailand) Ltd., a firm of independent financial advisors providing advice to expatriate residents of the Eastern Seaboard on personal financial planning and international investments.

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The Computer Doctor

by Richard Bunch

From David Grimes, Pattaya: I have heard that there is a new virus around that infects by just opening an e-mail. Can you tell me if this is true? It certainly gives me cause for concern, even though I try to update my virus program regularly.

Computer Doctor replies: The virus you are talking about was I believe discovered by Network Associates and yes, it can infect a PC simply by the user opening an infected e-mail message. It is called the Bubbleboy virus, it has been described as the first view activated Internet worm and is spreading fast. Unlike other e-mail borne viruses, Bubbleboy does not require a PC user to open any attachment and it infects both Windows 98 and Windows 2000 systems. Whilst it doesn’t carry any destructive actions, if adapted it could be made into a malicious virus.

Infected users have few symptoms other than a change of the system’s registered owner and organisation to “BubbleBoy” and “Vandelay Industries. An infected email has the text “BubbleBoy is back!” in the subject header and the body of the email contains an invalid URL ending in bblboy.htm.

From Simon Thwaites, Bangkok: I am a newcomer to the Internet and am intrigued by some of the terms that are bandied about. I wonder if you can explain some of them, I am sure I am not alone in my ignorance. The terms I am particularly interested in are: bandwidth, URL and http.

Computer Doctor replies: Simon, you are not alone, I have had a number of similar requests, so for your information, bandwidth is the range of frequencies a transmission line or channel can carry. The higher the frequency the higher the bandwidth and the greater the information carrying capacity of a channel. For a digital channel this is defined in bits per second or BPS. For an analog channel it is dependent on the type and method of modulation used to encode the data. This is sometimes expressed in cycles per second (hertz), the amount of information that can flow through a channel. On the less technical side bandwidth is used to measure the amount of time it takes for a Web page to fully load.

URL (Uniform Resource Locator) describes the location and access method of a resource on the Internet, for example, the URL http://www.netlingo.com describes the type of access method being used (http) and the server location which hosts the Web site (www.netlingo.com). All Web sites have URL’s. One could say a URL is what a telephone number is to a telephone or a street address is to a house. Although Web site URL’s are sometimes long and hard to read let alone remember, browsers have a favorite or bookmark feature which gives you the opportunity to save the location (URL) of Web sites you want to return to.

HTTP (Hypertext Transfer Protocol). The protocol that tells the server what to send to the client, so the client can view Web pages, FTP sites, or other areas of the net.

Send your questions or comments to the Pattaya Mail at 370/7-8 Pattaya Second Road, Pattaya City, 20260 or Fax to 038 427 596 or E-mail to [email protected]

Richard Bunch is Managing Director of Action Computer Technologies, on South Pattaya Road (900 metres from Sukhumvit Road). Providing total computer, IT solutions, website and advanced graphics design to corporate clients and home users on the Eastern Seaboard. Please see our advertisement or call 038 374 147 or 411 063 www.act.co.th.

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Successfully Yours: Dr. Tapasit Prapawiwat

by Mirin MacCartthy

Dr Tapasit Prapawiwat has had a most unusual reverse of the direction in his life - unlike all the Thai graduates who go overseas to work, he spent most of his earlier years and education in America. He was there from age nine to age 34 years, before returning to Thailand to live and work.

His choice of a dentistry career was possibly influenced by the fact that both his parents were physicians. Although Dr. Tapasit laughs; “I didn’t want to be on call all night. That is why I decided on dentistry.” The sage words of someone who had seen his parents’ arduous lifestyle. Towards that end, he entered Dentistry College in America, finally studying the specialty of Prosthodontics there and graduated from Georgetown in 1988.

This just begs the question, “Surely you are aware that many people are scared of dentists. How do you overcome this?” “Indeed a great many people say to me on their first visit, ‘I hate all dentists, nothing personal though.’ This is just fear. It is important to reassure them and explain exactly what is involved in the procedure, and of course adequate anaesthesia is important also.”

Dr Tapasit is certainly amazing - from my own personal experience, he is the only painless dentist I have ever encountered. This from one who has all her life been likewise terrified.

His first return to Thailand in 1981 changed his destiny when briefly became a monk, and ended up meeting the girl who would eventually become his wife. “It was mainly to please my grandmother that I became a monk for a few weeks. I was lucky I met up again with Khun Sineethorn whom I went to primary school with. I then kept spending as many summers as I could in Thailand and ten years later we were married.”

Dr. Tapasit returned here permanently with his family a few years ago because of, “Family business that needed to be attended to.” Again, contrary to what many would imagine, he prefers working in Thailand. “Dentistry is less stressful with all the litigation and insurance regulations in the States. Dentistry is definitely just as advanced here. For the middle classes there is an equal health care delivery system.”

Was relocating a major upheaval in his life? “Not particularly. Long ago I learned to separate the East from the West. My wife was educated in the U.K. I guess you could call me a Westerner with Thai mannerisms. The main differences are that in the West there is a degree of aggression and in Thailand it is a hierarchy. In America what you do is a more important fact rather than how old you are.”

Dr. Tapasit practises ‘Esthetic Dentistry’ at the Bangkok Pattaya Hospital, and in his time off loves spending time with his family and his German shepherd dog, reading, and playing tennis.

The important values to him are “Integrity, being up front with people. Being decisive is important also.” Being a dentist with these attributes is very comforting (as well as his pain free procedures).

Success to him is, “Being able to do the things you like and provide for your family.” So what does this well traveled dentist have as advice for people about their teeth? “Think about them as you would a loved motor car that you would have serviced every ten thousand kilometers. Preventative maintenance is all important with your teeth. See a dentist every six months.” (Perhaps if I had followed this advice several years ago, I would not be requiring the dental work I am having right now!)

His advice to the young school leavers of today is simple, and reflects his own upbringing. “Get as much education as you can. There can never be enough. Curiosity is invaluable, and maintaining that attitude. Do a lot of reading.”

Dr. Tapasit, with your reassuring smile, thank you for being my “Tooth Fairy”!

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Snap Shots: Panning - for gold?

by Harry Flashman

Well, panning for gold really is not a photographic technique, but by panning with your camera you can come up with some “golden” results!

Panning is just one of the ways you can record movement in a photograph. There is a tendency these days for the auto camera manufacturers to provide an “action” setting. Unfortunately all this does is to select super fast shutter speeds to “stop” the action. The final shot very often lacks any impression of movement at all.

Blur is often a much better way of indicating that the subject is in motion, than totally stopped activity. Mind you, what we are talking about here is blur, not out of focus photos. There is an enormous difference.

Let us take some specific examples. First, waterfalls and running water. By putting the camera on slow shutter speed you can end up with the water turning white, foamy and smoke-like. The shutter speed to get this will be anything from 1 second upwards. Now to be able to get the correct exposure will need a very small aperture and sometimes there will still be too much light. Screw a polarizing filter on your lens and this will reduce the light by one and a half stops and you might be OK. You can also screw another one on as well, making for a three stop reduction. One trick here, is to do your focussing before you put the polarizers on, because when you get a massive light reduction like this it is almost impossible to see through the lens enough to do the focussing necessary.

With shutter speeds as slow as this you will need a tripod - or be able to place the camera on something solid and still - and hold it firmly yourself!

Second, let us look at photographing people in action such as running, playing sport or whatever. The secret here is to use a shutter speed of around 1/15th to 1/30th of a second and to follow the action. You will end up with the people in focus, but the arms and legs will be blurred as the extremities are moving relatively faster than the head and body. This does take some practice, and you should experiment with the different shutter speeds. I would even suggest you include 1/8th of a second as well as it is really very easy to handhold at that speed. When done well, you will even blur the background as you follow the action (panning). These shots, well executed, are worth all the effort.

Another interesting blur shot is the zoom while photographing. Again this is a mount on a tripod shot. What you do is to focus on the subject with the zoom lens at its “wide angle” setting. With a shutter speed of around four seconds, then you zoom in while the shutter is open. This is particularly good for night neon shots. If you want to try it during the day you will really need to drop the light levels entering the camera. There are special filters available for this, called Neutral Density filters and they come in strengths of 1, 2 and 3 stops of light. You can even combine them to get up to a factor of 6 - but as mentioned previously, focus first, before putting the filters on! These are also not easy shots to do. You have to keep the focus, while zooming and not bump the camera either. But it is worth a try.

As Harry has said many times, film is the cheapest item in photography. Compared to the cost of your equipment it is very cheap indeed.

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Modern Medicine: Cirrhosis

by Dr Iain Corness

Cirrhosis of the liver is a nasty condition and is characterised by the liver tissue being progressively replaced by fibrous tissue. This change slowly affects the ability of the liver to deal with all the toxins it clears out of the blood and the person with cirrhosis eventually may succumb to liver failure.

The causes of Cirrhosis of the liver are many, but the principal one is our old friend ethanol - especially the forms of ethanol that comes in dark glass bottles with labels on them. Yes, booze! Whilst social drinking may be beneficial to our system, excessive drinking is not and the end result can be liver damage.

The next important causes of cirrhosis are the viral liver infections Hepatitis B and Hepatitis C. Both of these conditions have a statistically high chance of ending up damaging the liver. By the way, Hep B we can immunise against - for Hep C there is no immunisation vaccine developed yet and the only form of “treatment” (Interferon) is expensive and makes you feel even sicker - and results are not guaranteed!

After that the causes become more rare, with some metabolic disorders like Alpha 1 antitrypsin and such conditions, which we medicos do not meet too often, thankfully, as we can do very little for these people.

So how do you know if you have cirrhosis? Well, to begin with you don’t feel well. In fact you feel unwell most of the time. You are likely to have weakness, weight loss, lack of appetite, decreased libido, nausea and vomiting. From there, as the condition progresses you get ankle swelling, a swollen belly, jaundice and start vomiting blood. All in all, it’s not a pretty picture.

Diagnosis can be presumed from the clinical symptoms and signs, but definitive diagnosis is best done through a liver biopsy. This is a fun procedure where we stick a large bore needle through the right side of your abdomen and “core out” the tissue we need to examine under the microscope.

So what can we do about this condition after we find you’ve got it? Well, the first thing you have to do is withdraw the offending agent - which generally means you have to cease drinking forthwith. Next is treatment of the various symptoms and a period to wait and see if the liver can return itself to anything near reasonable function. If it cannot, then the last resort is a liver transplant. This is not a form of treatment entered into lightly, and anyone who will continue to drink alcohol is automatically rejected from the list of people looking and waiting for donors.

The plight of those with cirrhosis is not a happy one and at this stage in medical science you are a lot better trying to avoid the condition rather than looking for treatment. In essence, moderate drinking, vaccinate against Hepatitis B and avoid behaviour that could leave you exposed to Hepatitis C.

To ensure you are not in the early stages it would be necessary to have some blood tests and perhaps a liver scan as well. If you’re worried, see your doctor and arrange it. Good luck!

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Dear Hillary,

While surfing the free Internet in our public library in London SW2, on our day out, we came across your column in the Pattaya Mail. If anyone can help us, we’ re sure you can.

You see Hillary, we normally go to Majorca every year but understandably this year would “cost us”. However my cousin’s uncle’s friend of a travel agent has got us this incredibly cheap deal to Thailand over Christmas and the millennium period.

We’ve heard that Thailand is amazing but we don’t fancy Bangkok with all that traffic and all those foreigners! But we heard Pattaya is quite reasonable and they can speak English and even have McDonalds, we can’t wait.

Can you PLEASE help us with lodgings? We have a set budget of 300-400 Baht per night tops (Brekkie and all taxes included of course.) Can you suggest a nice hotel close to the beach and all the millennium celebrations? We’re not too worried about a pool because neither of us can swim, but we would like a pretty garden to sit in while we eat our take-away’s, and a large room with a sea view, air con, satellite T.V, and an electric kettle, as we do like a nice cuppa when we’re on holiday! A mini bar too and of course we’ll put our own stuff in there. Oh! And last but not least a huge en suite bath tub preferably a spa with lots and lots of hot water. And Hillary, could the hotel staff be friendly All Of The Time, because someone told us waiters and hotel receptionists especially, there are prone to the odd mood swing. Thanking you for your attention, The Miserly Family (Staying with friends at present), London, SW2, The United Kingdom.

P.S. Hillary do you think if we asked the hotel nicely, they would pick us up free of charge at the airport? We will have lots of luggage and will probably need two cars.

Dear Miserleys,

Did you realize that you would be putting your life on the line travelling over the Christmas millennium period? May I suggest Brighton, closer to home? Anyway all the cheaper hotels have been booked out for years. It is rumoured that Mackers will only be able to serve super chilli hot and spicy big Macs and sugar cane drinks over the millennium holiday time because of computer bug problems. All your other requirements are available at the Royal Cliff Beach Resort, though at probably considerably more than your budget would stand. As for the friendliness of the Thai staff, all Thais are friendly and their mood swings depend on the loudness of your voice (softer is better) and the size of the tip, 100 baht tip is standard for any and every service including sneezing. Transport from the airport is available in several forms, none of which are complimentary. There are helicopter charters, hotel limousine services, Image Car Travel, taxis, and busses, all of which you pay between 4,000 baht and 160 baht each, for a one way trip. Why so much luggage, no-body wears much clothes here anyway, it is about 36* in the shade? We wish you a wonderful holiday season and please send us a post card from Brighton.

Dear Hillary,

For many months I’ve admired you from afar. I can’t stand it any longer and have finally summoned the courage to E-mail you.

How on earth do you get your uncanny wisdom? Is it something you eat, something you drink, or something that you do regularly - that makes you so wise? If you let us in on your secret, just imagine where we might end up!

Also - your wisdom covers everything Thai, everything Farang, most things culinary and everything amorous (concerning both Thais’ and Farangs’). May I dare to ask, whether you are: -Thai, -Farang, or, part Thai/ part Farang?

Utterly Overawed.

Dear Utterly,

Thank you darling for your precious compliments, but a girl has to have her secrets. Oh well, since you are such a sweetie I will give you a hint! My identical twin, and myself (our mama named us both Hillary), were born beautiful, brainy and before our time, with all true modesty. As for our Nationality, the answer is in the name.

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GRAPEVINE

Foreign body
The swimming pool at one of our classier hotels was evacuated last weekend when a night duty porter found the blood soaked body of a woman holding a candlestick lying on her side in a corridor. In fact, the cadaver belonged to one of the guests who was playing a corpse for a Cluedo Murder Mystery Evening organized by the four star establishment. Very upset salon manager Marie Oudenarde, 35, from Paris, France, was asked to pay 1000 baht to an emergency paramedic unit which had been summoned on her behalf quite unnecessarily. When she turned to find her handbag, she discovered it had been stolen in the confusion. Police are said to be treating the matter as theft.

Snakes alive
A shocked British pensioner and animal lover from Everton stopped a passing patrol car when he saw a poster promoting live snake racing at a nightclub in one of Pattaya’s seediest districts near a post office. A noisy crowd soon gathered, anxious to help in any way possible, but was unable to shed any light on the matter. After an hour, the nightclub manager appeared after awaking from his usual afternoon nap upstairs. He explained that the venue was hosting nothing more slithery than a pop group called The Racing Snakes Live. Bert Moody, 67, then returned to his Second Road hotel where his wife Beryl asked him why he had forgotten to buy the six stamps for the postcards home.

Come alive
Soi Chaiaypool, formerly known as the Concrete Soi between Soi Bukao and Third Road, is no longer the drab area it once was. There are nightclubs and popular and reasonably priced bars such as the Bunker which is a recent addition to the Pattaya Sunday quiz league. Even a golf shop which has some of the best quality and cheaply priced second hand golf balls around. Budget conscious farang diners can eat their hearty fill at the Yorkshire Rose or Seaside Two without burning a hole in their pocket. And don’t forget to call in the well stocked second hand book shop just round the corner in Soi Bukao.

Rest in peace
A former policeman from Moscow who died in Phuket last month has received an obituary celebration which set tongues wagging in the growing Russian community of the paradise island resort. A press release of the funeral eulogy announces, “Mr Stravinoff was promoted to police captain in 1965 after stalwart under cover work in the then Soviet sector of Berlin. He was eventually promoted to police general in the KGB after successfully arresting 700 Afghan terrorists in the mountains near Kabul. Following his retirement in 1991, he played a significant role in bringing democracy to Russia and was latterly appointed to the Board of Kentucky Fried Chicken where he became a dictator.

Travel tip
Bored with Pattaya and its vices and willing to travel? If you are really adventurous and fancy settling on the island of Taiwan, there is a loophole in Taipei’s normally strict visa rules. Provided you marry a Taiwanese national aged 65 or older, you will be allowed to reside there without hassle or hindrance. Mr Piu Liu from overseas liaison, who is responsible for publicising the scheme, said that most of the pensioners are really looking for a live-in nurse of the opposite sex. An additional perk is that a monthly salary of the equivalent of 1,300 baht is payable to those foreigners wishing helping their partner live out the downhill years with some dignity.

Dear Christmas
The upcoming high season will see hotel charges rocket in popular holiday destinations such as Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. In the best hotels, it is preferable to avoid paying the rack rates demanded of those walking up to the counter. Asian Affair Holidays are currently advertising a US$ 1,000 deal from Europe or the United States which includes return flights, sightseeing and a four day min-break at one of several top notch hotels. If you simply walked into, say, the Peninsula Hotel and paid by the night, your bill would look something similar for the accommodation alone.

Pattaya Mail postmortem
According to American media sages, newspapers will no longer be published in their present format within ten years. Readers will be able to access them only electronically by downloading the pages at reading stations throughout the world. Don’t believe a word of it. The Internet can actually stimulate the purchase of traditional newsprint as is the case with this persistent little newspaper. Not to mention that the sale of hard cover books throughout the world has rocketed now that customers can shop for them on line with their credit cards. It’s too early to write off news stands and book stores. Not to mention Pattaya Mail.

Transplant
Grapevine reader KJ writes to tell you that he was sitting playing his electronic organ in Suksabai Villa last week when it suddenly asked him in perfect Thai what time it was. Our shocked Britisher actually looked at his watch and replied it was half past two before collapsing in a bit of a panic. It is believed that the organ amplifier had picked up a chance conversation between two telecommunications workers who were repairing a line in the street.

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Dining Out: Larn Thong - A Culinary Tour of Thailand

by Miss Terry Diner

The Larn Thong Restaurant has just opened in the Grand Wing of the Royal Cliff Beach Resort. Following a suggestion by the owner, Khun Panga Vathanakul, it was decided to turn the old coffee shop into a classical Thai restaurant.

The Dining Out Team decided to let them have a week to settle in and then we made our visit. The make-over of the area is very good, and the teakwood louver panelling gives a wonderful “sala” ambience. In the corner were two young Thai girls in traditional dress making the intricate flower chains.

To make the evening totally “Thai” we began with a Thai herbal whiskey as an aperitif. These you have seen before in gloomy establishments in back streets, with strange “things” inside large bottles. Not many have been “game” enough to try, but the Royal Cliff Beach Resort has the bottles clean and shiny and on open display by the entrance to Larn Thong.

The chef in charge of Larn Thong is Mana Seksantrakul, an internationally experienced Thai chef. His menu is a comprehensive ten page effort, with the spiciness of any dish displayed graphically as the number of chillies. Starting with salads and dips, there is a choice of 21 items (around 120 Baht). This rolls on to appetizers (90 - 120 B) and a choice of 8 soups (around 140 B). Next are the fried dishes with a range of 21 items between 110 - 300 Baht. Then there are 8 curries around 140 Baht, a swag of steamed food (around 160 - 300 B), another page of vegetarian dishes (120 B) and then the desserts and fruits.

In keeping with the “Thainess” of the evening we chose the Thai wine, a Chenin blanc from the Chateau de Loei vineyards. Whilst still a little young, it is an excellent quaffing wine to which even the international winemaker Jean-Marie Bourgeois gave the thumbs up.

We began with some salads, a Yum Pladuk Foo, the crispy catfish with green mango and a Sum Tom Talay - the spicy green papaya salad with seafood. There was also a Yum Som Oh Na Koong, a spicy pomelo salad with shrimp, which was completely new to me. It was also very good!

These were quickly followed by a most interesting dish - Meang Lao Kaow Tang, which is the small crispy rice crackers with a minced pork wrapped in pickled lettuce leaves on top. There is also some peanut in with the pork I am sure. Different, crunchy and flavoursome. We also had (we dined in a group of 6 people) a Kanom Bueng Yuan, a crispy minced pork and bean sprout omelette.

We shared some Tom Kha Gai, the classic chicken and coconut soup. Probably the best I have had in Thailand. None of the soapy watery concoctions so often passed off as Tom Kha, but a thick, full bodied creamy soup. Top marks, Mana! Also my pick for the evening.

By now we were all really getting into our stride and ready for the fried river prawns and a saut้ed snow peas with shrimp. One with no chillies and the other piquantly hot. The snow peas turned out to be Madame’s choice dish as well.

Slowing down by this stage, we still found room to try the delicious steamed snapper and some hefty pieces of Gai Yang, the charcoal BBQ’d chicken with dipping sauce. Mana also served us one of his vegetarian dishes called Poay Sien Ob Moh Din which was mixed veggies baked in a clay pot. Very nice too.

Desserts were bypassed as there was really no room left, but we did have a little nibble at a fresh fruit platter.

So what did we think of this new restaurant? Honestly, it is probably the best “dedicated” Thai restaurant we have been in for quite some time. To put this top Thai establishment inside one of the very top Thai hotels makes much sense. Congratulations Khun Panga - and Khun Mana! Very well done.

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Animal Crackers: Readers Story - “Soppy the Possum”

by Mirin MacCarthy

After the havoc of a storm in Australia I was given a tiny little orphaned naked creature, all skin and bone, that just filled a palm. I thought it was a baby kangaroo as it had its legs drawn up to its belly. The vet though identified it as a tiny possum that must have fallen out of its mother’s pouch. He didn’t give it much chance for survival.

After giving it the prescribed dilution of cow’s milk over the next few days I was delighted to see life persisted. After several weeks I added the gluten water from boiled oatmeal. This made all the difference and its growth just accelerated, a downy fur coating appeared, eyes opened and its movements became stronger.

Wrapped in a sock and it was carried it in my apron pocket all day, the nearest I could simulate to a mother possum pouch.

Weeks later it outgrew the apron and I went about all day one-handed with “Soppy”, as we now called him, now cradled in my left arm. Kitten sized, it came to life in the early evening and chased paper on a string just like any cat.

Soppy by then loved fruit and cheese was just a celebration. He used to wait outside the refrigerator for a chance offering of cheese. We knew that possums were nocturnal so as the weeks became months we wired off a part of the verandah where he could frolic at night while we slept. Soppy’s daytime hours always passed in a deep sleep.

One day I found a messy dark brown secretion under his chin that smelt awful. We took him back to the vet only to be told that the baby possum was now a mature adult. This was his way of marking his territory.

Soppy proceeded to mark out everything he fancied with meticulous attention, my bedroom slippers and anything else he considered his own. After that treatment no one else wanted them anyway!

It was time to consider his natural future in the wild. We placed him in an outside cage to accustom him to the bush noises. After that we left the cage door open so he could make his own decisions. For a few weeks he crept out at night but had always returned to the cage by morning.

Then one day the cage was empty and we thought our young man had stepped out into his own territory, but that evening he was hanging by his tail from the guttering and tapping on the window for admission. This continued for a week, gone in the morning but coming inside in the early evening before setting out again for a night in the bush.

One evening, however, he did not appear and we felt he had said his final goodbye.

But when we walked in the grounds we would call his name “Soppy” into the night. Always the bush noises stilled but there was no answering rustle, no thick furry body with the soulful eyes. It was, “Goodbye Soppy.”

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Auto Mania: Focussed on FoMoCo

by Dr. Iain Corness

Ford Motor Company are still pretty proud of themselves having won the European Car of the Year with its Ford Focus model. This car, while not really “pretty” in my opinion does, I believe, represent the way vehicles will go into the new millennium.

In actual fact, this award does carry some clout. Fifty five motoring journo’s from twenty one European countries vote for what is considered to be the most outstanding new car sold in the European market. While many of the COTY’s in other arenas (Cars of the Year) are a case of purchased votes (must have got the idea from some previous Thai elections!), the Euro one is hard fought.

Ford last won the European Car of the Year Award with the Ford Mondeo in 1994. The Ford Scorpio took it in 1986, and the first front-wheel drive Ford Escort received the award in 1981.

Like the Zafira, which our friends at GeeEmm assure me is really going to appear out of the concrete bunker at the Eastern Seaboard Industrial Estate (ESIE), the Focus is another car with a common platform that can support three different body configurations. In this case, sedan, station wagon and hatch back which means you can get it as a 3 door, 4 door or 5 door.

The best engine in the range is the 2 litre twin cam Zetec, which develops 130 bhp (even in American emission trim), although in Europe you can get 1.4, 1.6 and 1.8 litre variants. There is also a direct injection turbo diesel, if you really want a slug.

The styling is reminiscent of the Kia, which then metamorphosed into the Ford Ka, and is notable for the headroom. The roof is so high you could almost wear a hat inside and some testers have claimed that there is even sufficient headroom for 6+ footers in the back!

The monocoque construction is very light and extremely stiff. This has produced a vehicle with excellent driving dynamics. Up the sharp end is the usual Ford McPherson front struts, while at the blunt end it is a fully independent rear suspension. Coupled with a long wheelbase this has made for enormous carrying capacity and very good stability.

Ford call the Focus one of their “New Edge” designs, having all but dropped the name “world car” from their line-up. This is probably because everyone thinks their country’s requirements are so different from everyone else’s. Unless you live in uptown Bolivia, I reckon the needs are all much of a muchness - but no doubt the marketing departments can sway local opinion with the “local” modifications panacea.

The interior of the Focus is rather wild and the aircraft like instrument binnacle and dash have been praised by overseas testers who claim it is very ergonomic.

So will we ever see the Focus sold in significant numbers here? I believe we could as FoMoCo increases its base here. In fact, it would be nice to think that the ESIE could produce more than the Rangers. What about it Ford?

Absolutely exhausted!

The art of exhaust pipe bending has slowly died out, like making quill pens and roof thatching, but if you have ever seen one of these skilled people making spaghetti out of 2" diameter steel pipe then you’ll know what craftsmen they were.

We had one guy in Brisbane, Bryan Payne, who was just a wizard. He would fill the pipe with the special black sand and then heat the pipe with the oxy torch, slowly bending the pipe over a mandrel, heating one side and cooling the other till a smooth, wrinkle-free bend was produced.

He could manufacture a set of extractor exhaust pipes to fit any engine, in any engine bay, no matter how cramped. Welds were invisible and the pipes would all be equal length. You had to book him months ahead and when he was working he would just take the phone off the hook and leave it off. Nothing would interrupt his concentration. He was one of those guys who had a sign up saying, “Hourly rate - $40. If you watch - $80. If you help - $120.”

A motorcycle enthusiast and championship competitor in the dangerous sidecar brigade, he was one of nature’s great characters. I actually did a couple of laps with Payney, swinging in the chair, as they call it. Probably the most frightening thing I’ve ever done in my life! But back to the man - in his lounge room, in pride of place, was a fully restored Manx Norton. Everything else took second place. A true enthusiast and a remarkable craftsman. Miss you, Payney!

Talking about tail pipes, remember the 3" diameter copper ones with which we used to replace the standard items? Made a magnificent crackle about 3,500 RPM. No decent MG T-Type ever got away without one.

Still on tail pipes. The one item that collapses quicker than my monthly allowance is the muffler/tail pipe on the family Mira. Short runs always reduces the life of these items, but 20,000 kays really seems to stop the Daihatsu exhaust system. I would be interested to know if any of our local motorists have discovered some better quality items. Please let me know through the editorial office fax 427 596 if you have. Ta!

Autotrivia Quiz

Now I was sure there would have been a few Brits out there who knew Les Leston’s number plate, last week’s quiz question, and I gave you a big enough hint, saying he was a father. Les was always known as “Daddio” and his number plate was DAD 10. Simple!

Talking about numbers and boards (and we’ve just had the F1 season), who was it who invented the pit signalling board? Note that they are still used, despite the radio communication available today. Hint: he was German, he was famous and he devised the method after his driver drove the wheels off his racing car, thinking he was laps down when in actual fact he was in front by miles!

First correct answer to come in via fax 427 596 or email [email protected] wins this week’s FREE beer!

Cop this lot!

The Z9 BMW concept car made its debut at the Frankfurt Motor Show a couple of months ago and is just sensational, both in its visual appeal and in its application of engineering and electronic thought and technology.

Designed as a 2+2 Gran Tourismo vehicle it has features which make you say, “Why hasn’t someone thought of this before?” For example, one of the biggest bugbears with any 2+2 GT is getting the extra pair into the rear seats. The door opening is never large enough and you have to spend your time folding seat backs over, racking the seat forward and generally it is a giant pain.

The BMW concept car gives you the choice of a huge gull-wing door that opens up to allow easy access to the rear seats, or a smaller conventionally hung door (opening out of the gull-wing) that allows front seat access only. Brilliant!

The styling is, in my opinion, breathtaking, right from the aggressive front and through to the smooth rear. Where the Z3 was all sensuous female curves, this Z9 is pure animal. The body is carbon fibre and the space-frame aluminium and it is no small beast either. 2 metres wide and 5 metres long and yet only 1.35 metres high.

The engine is the 3.9 litre twin turbo direct injection diesel used in the 7 series which delivers prodigious torque (560 Nm’s or 413 ft/lbs in the old money) and enough neddies to propel this lightweight vehicle to speeds sufficient to have any of the world’s constabulary frothing at the mouth.

BMW say that this heralds the kind of cars we will be seeing in the 21st century. If this is the fore-runner, bring ‘em on down. I’m waiting with bated breath. Just look at the pics of this car! This is the dog’s cojones!

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