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Family Money: Help
Needed
By Leslie Wright
If you were seeking help with your personal financial
planning and investment strategy, what qualities would you look for in a
financial adviser?
Some readers will immediately react to that question
with the riposte that they don’t need any help, thank you all the same.
Fine. If you have the time, and expertise, and access
to the specialised information with which to make informed and objective
decisions (rather than whimsical or subjective ones) with regard to your
financial health, good luck to you.
Other readers will say they would rather listen to a
friend’s advice than one of these so-called ‘experts’.
Well, if they were taken sick, most people would not
pay much heed to a friend’s advice unless that friend was a qualified
physician.
When it comes to their financial health, however, some
people are all too willing to listen to a friend’s advice (however
misguided this may be) rather than seek the help of a professional
adviser.
But no two people’s needs and circumstances are ever
quite the same. Each has to be carefully evaluated, and their individual
needs identified, quantified and prioritised.
Knowing how
One of the main reasons why professional advice on
savings and investment is needed is that people do not know how to
identify their own savings and investment needs.
This is partly because they do not know the financial
planning analysis process; partly because they are guided more by wishes
(or perceived needs) than by actual needs; and partly because, without
prompting, most people concentrate on short-term spending rather than on
longer-term financial planning.
The tendency to spend rather than save is further
strengthened by the fact that the immediate appeal of consumer goods (or
having fun) is more evident and persuasive than the intangible, future
benefits of saving.
Another reason for seeking professional advice lies in
the fact that most people are unaware of the full range of financial
products available to them. They are therefore not in a position to match
their needs to the most suitable form of investment.
Even those who have amassed fortunes from their own
businesses are often not knowledgeable about the opportunities available
using financial planning products and techniques. Such well-off people can
afford to employ experts to make investments on their behalf; but many
people with equally little knowledge of investments are not in such a
fortunate position.
Similarly, a large number of people who hold
investments in, say, stock market securities do not understand what they
own and have no idea whether or not the investment is suitable to their
needs. In some cases, they inherited the shares from a deceased spouse or
parent and haven’t a clue how they’re performing or what their value
is. Others bought shares on a whim or because of what they heard on the TV
business news. This is not financial planning nor strategic investing,
it’s speculation.
Even investors who are aware of the main forms of
investment open to them find there is a bewildering choice of each kind of
investment product - and there will almost certainly be many more vehicles
which they will not be aware of. Very few people have the ability to
compare investment products in order to identify which is most suitable
for their needs and which is likely to be the best value for their money.
Equally, few people are able to evaluate the multitude
of companies that offer investment products in today’s highly
sophisticated financial services industry, nor gauge their ability to
produce good investment performance in the future. For such an evaluation,
they need the services of an adviser with a wide knowledge of the market
and full understanding of the products on offer.
Such an adviser will also know which kind of products
offer the most tax-efficient return for the individual investor, after
taking into account the tax treatment of the product and the tax position
of the client.
There is no single type of product that is the most
tax-efficient for all clients. Most savings and investment products are
quite complex and need a skilled adviser to explain them.
What guarantees?
The distinction between guaranteed and un-guaranteed
returns needs to be fully understood by potential investors, as does the
negative effect of any risks attaching to un-guaranteed benefits.
Even the precise meaning of the word ‘guaranteed’
needs to be clarified. In some products, it means there will be an
absolute guarantee of a fixed amount of money; in others the guarantee may
apply only to a percentage of the benefit or depend upon the fulfilment of
certain assumptions.
In short, every investment vehicle contains a mixture
of advantages and disadvantages for the client. Investors need to
understand fully the disadvantages which are usually set out in the small
print; this often requires the services of an expert financial adviser.
Then, when it comes to constructing the portfolio -
selecting the ‘horses’ that will pull your ‘cart’ - managing risk
is an important consideration. Most amateur investors have no idea how to
go about evaluating the potential risk involved with their investments,
let alone managing it.
For all these reasons, people need expert advice from
financial advisers. Without help, far too many people will make
inappropriate investments. Worse still, many more will do nothing. They
will never accumulate the capital they need or they will continue to hold
inappropriate investments.
Objective guidance
A professional adviser can help in many ways, both in
identifying your real needs, and then quantifying and prioritising these
with you; and then offering you objective advice as to which types of
investment are most appropriate to meeting these different needs with the
resources you have available, and discussing the options that are open to
you.
However, many clients do not see their financial
adviser as the equivalent of the family doctor. They rely on their medical
doctor’s professional advice with respect to their physical health,
often without question; but rarely do they accept their financial
adviser’s advice in the same way.
One of the reasons for this is that, sadly, the
financial adviser is all too often not an objective, experienced
professional with his client’s best interests in mind. His principal
motivation is either his firm’s or his own self-interests.
Fortunately (in my view), the international financial
services industry is becoming increasingly more regulated. Strict
professional standards are now applied in such environments as the U.S.A.
and U.K. (and even Hong Kong where a free-wheeling laissez faire attitude
prevailed in the past), and regulatory bodies are given the power to
enforce them.
This has raised the professional standards of the
industry and weeded out a lot of the ‘cowboys’ whose dubious practices
in the past have tended to give the industry a poor reputation.
In less well-regulated regimes (such as Thailand, for
instance), some professionally ethical firms have established
self-regulatory protocols and strict procedural guidelines for their
financial consultants - but these firms are unfortunately few and far
between.
Choosing wisely
Therefore, it is important when considering a financial
adviser to establish his bona fides. How long has he been in the industry?
With that firm? (And with how many others before?) How long has he lived
and worked in Thailand? Does he have a Work Permit? (Many don’t) What
qualifications or experience does he have to offer you financial advice?
Is his firm a legally registered corporate entity? (Many aren’t) How
many institutions does his firm represent? (This will tell you if he is a
‘tied’ adviser able to offer you only a limited range of investment
vehicles or what his firm wants to sell you, or whether he is a truly
independent financial adviser (‘IFA’) able to offer you “best
advice” across a wide range of options.) Are these institutions large,
internationally-recognised companies located in well-regulated regimes
(which will indicate how secure your investments will be), or firms
you’ve never heard of, located in places where the rules might be more
“relaxed”?
If you’re not an experienced, sophisticated investor,
it is quite possible that you wouldn’t have heard of the firm(s) your
adviser is recommending to you. That does not necessarily mean it is not a
perfectly respectable institution. But it is perfectly reasonable for you
to ask for further details about that firm, or request their corporate
brochure (which your adviser should be able to provide). Then, if you
still have doubts, either check out the firm yourself or ask your adviser
what other firms offer similar vehicles, and go through the same exercise
until you are comfortable with the vehicle he is recommending to you and
the firm providing it.
In my view it’s quite in order for you to question
your adviser’s advice. After all, at the end of the day, it is your
money not his that you are investing, and you have the right to be fully
informed both of the benefits and downside (charges, penalties,
restrictions, risk, etc.) that go with them.
And if you do not receive clear and satisfactory
answers, you always have the choice to seek a second opinion - just as you
would if your medical doctor diagnosed a serious illness that was going to
require surgery or ongoing treatment that could seriously affect your
lifestyle or your pocket.
If you have any comments or queries on this article, or
about other topics concerning investment matters, write to Leslie Wright,
c/o Family Money, Pattaya Mail, or fax him directly on (038) 232522 or
e-mail him at [email protected].
Further details and back articles can be accessed on his firm’s website
on www.westminsterthailand.com.
Leslie Wright is Managing Director of Westminster Portfolio Services
(Thailand) Ltd., a firm of independent financial advisors providing advice
to expatriate residents of the Eastern Seaboard on personal financial
planning and international investments.
The Computer Doctor
by Richard Bunch
From Damien, Pattaya: Recently
I have noticed noise coming from my computer. I fear this may be from my
hard disk. This is 2.1Gb and is just over 3 years old. I am concerned as if
this is the case I may lose my data which although it is not a lot I would
not like to have to recreate it. I am running Windows 98 and every time I
try to run Scandisk it seems to find more and more bad sectors and takes
forever. What do you think my best course of action should be?
Computer Doctor replies: Most hard disks from major
manufacturers are covered by a three year warranty, which it seems in your
case will have expired. From the symptoms you have described I suspect your
hard disk has suffered physical damage. This being the case I urge you to
replace it as soon as you can, in the interim it would be advisable if you
have the capacity to backup your data to removable media. You will find that
hard disks are no longer available in 2.1Gb and the smallest commonly
available is around 6.4Gb.
From Simon White, Pattaya: I have a problem, which I
have been unable to resolve despite changing many settings. I have an SIS
AGP card and MAG 17” monitor. Everything was going fine until I installed
this AGP card. Since then, although the screen is quite viewable the monitor
keeps switching itself on and off and when the computer starts the monitor
goes into set-up mode. I am sure all the settings are correct and I think I
have tried every permutation. Please can you advise me.
Computer doctor replies: I have come across this
problem before with the SIS 6326 and it was resolved by updating the driver,
which is available from SIS website at http://www.sis.com.tw/driver/vga.htm.
I think this will resolve the situation. If this is not the case, try
uninstalling the driver and running on a standard VGA, then reinstalling the
updated driver.
Send your questions or comments to the Pattaya Mail at
370/7-8 Pattaya Second Road, Pattaya City, 20260 or Fax to 038 427 596 or
E-mail to [email protected]
Richard Bunch is Managing Director of Action Computer Technologies.
Successfully Yours: Jean-Pierre
Grzelczyk
by Mirin MacCarthy
You meet Jean-Pierre and he is smiling. You sit down to
discuss his life and he is smiling. You discuss his business and he is
smiling. “Are you always happy?” I ask. “Of course, I am always ‘appy!”
was the response.
Jean-Pierre has one of the largest moving companies in
Thailand. Called B&J, he is the “J”. The “B” stands for his Thai
partner in their haulage business - and they can certainly haul. With a fleet
of 52 prime movers (32 of them enormous Scammells) Jean-Pierre is proud of the
way his company operates. “We move anything from 1 kg to 1,500 tons. The
largest load was a 1,304 ton reactor for the Shell refinery at Map Ta Phut.
The longest load was a 104 meter, 88 tons fractionating column.”
But Ban Chang, where he has his office, is a long way from
France and like most expats, there has been the twisting road to arrive in
Thailand.
His unusual surname is the heritage of a French mother and
Polish father, but Jean-Pierre was born in Doli, France on the Swiss border
and knows he is French. His schooling was completed in France, through to a
degree in Mechanical Engineering. Young Jean-Pierre always “‘ad a dream to
travel”, so like his father became involved in the petro-chemical business.
His first posting was to Indonesia followed by a stint in
Iran. Initially he enjoyed that country, having been an admirer of Persian
history, but witnessing the breakdown of the society, he returned to Indonesia
and Borneo. It was on these relocating trips that he first became acquainted
with Thailand, with Bangkok being a major stopover port.
As luck would have it, he was then drafted here to open a
gas pipeline from Sattahip to Saraburi, and after completion he stayed, now
having been here for nine years.
Jean-Pierre is very proud of what B&J have accomplished
in that time. “We offer a 100% service, from door to door. We have ISO 9002
accreditation and maintain a quality of service with safety and security.”
Jean-Pierre sat back and smiled again.
Delving deeper into Jean-Pierre the family man brought out
one sad note, but not one that could repress this man. He has a grown family
in France, but lost his eldest son, Arnaud, to brain cancer three years ago.
“He was only twenty, but he was happy to the end. I keep his photo on the
wall and a picture of a Deux Cheval in my office that keeps me smiling. It is
so important to be ‘appy.”
Family values are important to Jean Pierre, in fact he
places them right up there above friends, people, peace and diplomacy. “I
want to be happy with my family so we all have a good time together. With
relating to people it is important to do something positive to show we can all
live together. It is essential to show everyone that we can all live together
peacefully. I have a horror of war and violence. We can solve any problem with
diplomacy without dispute.”
Jean Pierre has a 2-yr. old Thai son here. “I am very
lucky with my Thai wife, Tira, she was my executive secretary for 5 years,
speaks French and is a beautiful person and mother to our son.” He smiled
again, but with pride.
When he is not working, his hobbies include reading books.
“When I ‘ave the time, on the history of France and magazines, naturally
about transport and world events too.” Jean Pierre likes soccer, Formula 1
racing, and all men’s stuff.
His plans for the future are to stay here! “The Thais are
a nice people, it’s a nice life. If we can bring know how and contribute in
a positive way then I am ‘appy.”
Success to Jean-Pierre is simple. “The key to success in
business here is to explain that this is a world wide market and the key
criterion is an international standard quality. For example, we put all our
100 employees through an 80 hour training course in English language
communication.”
His advice to expats wanting to do business here is,
“Bring something new to the country, be serious, be present and control your
business 100%. Take one and a half to two years first just to observe Thai
ways before you start.”
Jean-Pierre certainly is the positive happy success story, and his
endeavours have not gone un-noticed, having been awarded Public Honours both
by France, from President Jacques Chirac and a Royal Commendation here from
Princess Maha Chakri Srindhorn for his charity work. “Personally I enjoy
what I am doing. I have to create, innovate, to give something positive. I
would not be happy with a nine to five job.” He smiled, the interview was
over. “Bon chance, Jean-Pierre.” It was a pleasure to meet you.
Snap Shots: Window
photography
by Harry Flashman
Some people say that photography represents a window to the
world, and that may be so. However, windows can help make your photographs much
better than before, too.
Let us have a look at the way you can make windows work for
you. By the way, this week’s exercise is good for anyone with any camera. No
fancy dials to twiddle, f stops to select or shutter speeds to monitor. This is
real point and shoot stuff, but you will come back with some good shots.
Guaranteed!
The first way we will use a window is the window of your car.
The trick here is to sit in the passenger’s seat with the window open (sorry,
autofocus does not work through glass) and photograph the world as your driver
takes you down the roads and Sois of your home town. Wide angle lenses are the
best to choose if you have a choice, but you will find that you can get some
very different shots as you drive slowly along. What happens is that your speed
becomes very slow, compared to any moving target subject - for example, a
motorcyclist, but your speed is very much faster than the background. The end
result will be a sharp shot of someone on the motorcycle in front of a totally
blurred background.
With this type of shot you will have people with their hair
streaming out behind them and lots of action without a cluttered background. The
secret is to make your speed as equal as possible to the subject’s rate of
travel. This way you do not need fast shutter speeds to “stop” the action as
your relative speed to each other is zero!
While you are in the car, take a shot looking into the
exterior rear vision mirror. Sounds crazy, but you can get some very interesting
shots that way too!
The other “window” shot you should look at taking is the
classic “frame within a frame” type of shot. Incorporate the window frame in
your shot so that you are looking at the subject of the photograph through the
window and you instantly have got a winner. This technique never fails! Believe
Harry here.
Contrasting the smooth complexion of a young girl with the
rough wall and window frame will add even more interest to the shot. Remember
that by putting contrasts and textures into a picture you increase impact of the
shot itself.
Put the window frame at the intersection of thirds in the
shot (one third in from either side and one third up or one third down from the
bottom or top) and you have now produced a classic shot with perfect placement
and great impact. Look at today’s photo with this article. It comes from
Harry’s favourite photographer Larry Dale Gordon and follows all the
“rules”. It has got texture, impact and placement - and isn’t it a great
shot. Harry just wishes he had taken it!
Photo Processing
It is always hard to get good consistent photo processing results in Pattaya,
so if you have found a good shop, hang on to it! The situation is the same for
Harry Flashman, and the Kodak outlet on Beach Road next to McDonalds has been
doing good consistent work for the past six months. Good colour and sharply
focussed photo printer. Very pleasant staff, too. Unfortunately, they have now
relocated, so if you are looking for them, they are now at “Easy Express” on
Pattaya Second Road, close to Golden Beach Hotel (almost opposite Soi 11), phone
number 01-846 4719 if you get lost! Same consistent quality and sharpness in
their prints. You’ll meet Harry going in or out every day! See you there.
Modern Medicine: Nails!
by Dr Iain Corness
All nails are a nuisance, aren’t they? Were you told
as a child, “Stop biting your nails!” You most probably were. Then
there was the time you fell over and ripped off the nail on your big toe.
Painful! And then it grew back and became ingrown and you needed an
operation to correct it. Nails are more than a nuisance - they can be a
real problem!
However, nails are there for a reason. They protect the
very end of your fingers and toes (they are the bits you drop bricks on,
squash in car doors, hit with hammers, etc.) and actually help in your
sense of fine touch. This is without even considering them the fashion
accessory they are today. Without them, the sales of nail polish would
grind to a halt!
Nails are also, in many instances, the mirror of your
soul - well, the mirror of your inner health if nothing else. There are so
many ailments that can show themselves in the nails it is quite fantastic.
Small pinhead sized pitting can be seen in Psoriasis,
as well as separation of the nail from the nail bed, which we call
Onycholysis. Eczema can cause larger pitting and ridging of the nails.
There is another interesting condition called Lichen Planus that can cause
longitudinal ridges to occur in the nails. You can see longitudinal red
and white streaks in the nail bed and V shaped notches of the ends of the
nails in a condition called Darier’s disease, a follicular skin
condition.
The nails are also adversely affected by temporary
ailments that can give rise to transverse ridges across the nails, called
Beau’s lines. You can also get “clubbed” nails, with them bent over
the end of the digit. This is often caused by cigarette smoking. The
reverse, which is spoon shaped nails, is seen in iron deficiency anaemia.
Looking at the half moons (the lanulae) you can get red
ones in congestive cardiac failure, azure ones in Hepatolenticular
degeneration and white ones with Cirrhosis of the liver. The whole nail
can turn yellow with lymphoedema and you may get white stripes with
Arsenic poisoning.
If that is not enough, there are various conditions
that affect the nail directly. Paronychia, that painful infected swelling
alongside the nail is associated with nail biting (yes, we have a word for
it - Onychophagia), while many fungal infections will cause discolouration
and splitting of the nail from the nail bed. My favourite nail condition
has to be Onychogryphosis, now that’s a name and a half, where the nails
(especially toe nails) become so thick and horned that you need special
cutters to attack them. You often see this with the elderly.
So there you are, nails are a study all to themselves. Nail specialists
do exist - and they are not nice ladies on the beach with several bottles
of nail polish! If your nails begin to change, perhaps it is time for a
medical checkup to see which particular Onycho-something you’ve got.
Dear
Hillary,
This sounds silly, but I come over as a tourist from
the UK three times a year. The only thing I really miss is my cup of tea
in the mornings. Where can I get a good cup of tea?
Jenny
Dear Jenny,
Tea never sounds silly. In Japan they make a ceremony
out of serving delicate cups of tea. Chinese green tea is said to be
slimming. Indian teas are reputed to be healing, Pitta tea with it’s mix
of Cardamom, Liquorice, Ginger, Cinnamon and Rose Petals is recommended
for it’s cooling effect and to balance the mind and body when irritable
and impatient. Being a Brit, we are guessing that you are addicted to
Twinings Earl Grey or Lemon Scented. My advice to you is either bring your
own over, or buy it from a supermarket such as Friendship. Then again,
have you ever tasted the great Thai tea? A lot of little roadside
restaurants make it, it is just a matter of wandering around and asking,
“Cha ron mai?” that means “Hot Tea no?” It comes in a glass, hot,
a bright orange colour with a lemony taste. Drink it without milk and just
a squeeze of lemon. Enjoy.
Dear Hillary,
One hears a lot about credit card fraud here in
Thailand. Is it safe to buy goods or services over the internet using a
credit card? I have been tempted on many occasions but cannot afford to
lose a lot of money through a credit card scam.
Veesa
Dear Veesa,
It all depends on from whom you are purchasing and
whether they guarantee the safety of the transaction. This is not a paid
advertisement, but Hillary has bought books over the Internet from
amazon.com and never been ripped off. As they say in the classics, “You
pay your money and you take your chances,” though the chances of fraud
with reputable international companies are negligible. Computer hackers
are more likely to zap into huge military and government organizations
rather than waste their glee on private citizens like Veesa and Hillary.
Besides, Hillary has herself been the victim of credit card fraud, herein
lies the benefit of carefully scrutinizing all your credit card
statements. All Hillary had to do was telephone the card organization and
say that she did not purchase said goods and had no knowledge of them and
the transaction was not deducted from the Hillary card account after the
fraud was proven.
Dear Hillary,
A business colleague has been approached from some
people in Nigeria regarding excess funds held in an account over there.
These people are saying that if my friend lets them use his bank account
here, they will let him keep 60% of the money. This would amount to
several million US dollars. Is it legal? Is it safe? We would appreciate
your reply as soon as possible, as the Nigerian people say we will have to
move quickly, because if they have another revolution they will lose
access to the surplus account.
Worried
Dear Worried,
Are you or your colleague crazy? Perhaps both of you
should sign up for Gamblers Anonymous! That scheme is fraudulent to the
maximum. As surely as the sun rises and sets and will continue to do so
for a while yet, that scheme is giant rip off. It is neither legal nor
safe. Have nothing whatsoever to do with it. Do not lose a minute’s
sleep over it and even less money!
Dear Hillary,
Why do the authorities here seem unable to spell? Place
names get spelled any old how and you will even see street signs with
different spelling at each end of the road. Surely the traffic sign
manufacturers must have access to an English dictionary?
Spelling Bee
Dear Bee,
Do you have a bee in your bonnet! How long have you
been here anyway? Haven’t you discovered that the Thai alphabet has 40
characters in it compared to the English 26? Therefore nothing can be or
is accurately transliterated into English. Any reasonable phonetic
interpretation is generally acceptable. That is part of the charm of the
place. Consider that this is Thailand, the home of the Thais and Thai
language, think yourself lucky there are any signs written English at all.
Lighten up and enjoy.
Dear Hillary,
Read your response to the person who wrote about the
food vendors; and I agree 100%! I have had many a delicious meal from the
vendors. Bon appetite!
James
Dear James,
Thank you for the compliment, Hillary just loves them. By the way, have
you tried the fried beetles in Walking Street yet? Crunchy mon ami!
Incidentally, when Hillary goes dining, if she’s paying - it’s the
food carts. If you’re paying - it’s Bruno’s!
GRAPEVINE
Jeep bleep
A man stopped for speeding on Sukhumvit
Highway this week had a novel explanation of why he was doing over
100k in a built up area. He claimed that the ten year old Suzuki had
developed annoying rattles and squeaks which were driving him mad.
However, he had noticed the unwelcome noises disappeared once he
really put his foot down on the accelerator. He was fined 400 baht on
the spot and told to play loud music in future whilst driving. The man
told friends later that would be impossible as he could not play any
instrument.
Sin City syndrome
The latest scam on the Internet is from a
British company offering a Pattaya Preparation Package. Mrs. Elsie
Proctor, from Heaton Park in Manchester, said she and her husband were
considering a holiday in Pattaya as they had heard there are many
amusements here. So it seemed a good idea to be as well briefed as
possible. Elsie duly sent off a cheque for thirty pounds only to
receive a disappointing video of white sandy beaches, crashing waves
and seagulls with sound effects. On the same day, DHL delivered a much
larger package to the household which comprised a self assembly deck
chair kit.
Christmas is coming
Pattaya hoteliers are licking their lips at
the prospect of a bumper high season into the new century.
Reservations are flooding in by telephone, fax and e mail. Sensing a
captive audience, some posher hotels are insisting that any package
must include compulsory dinners on Christmas day and New Year’s eve.
This is the route to take if you want to spend upwards of 4,000 baht
on a piece of turkey and ye old oak ham. None the less, expect the
busiest season in recent history. The quiz bars, for example, have
canceled the competitions for three weeks from mid December. They
expect to be so busy selling drinks that there simply won’t be room
to accommodate lusters after knowledge.
Ups and downs
A newly hired janitor at a very famous hotel
of five stars was asked to clean an elevator which was admittedly a
trifle grimy. The job took him all of four days, although the elevator
was now without doubt the cleanest and sparkiest it had ever been. His
confused supervisor asked him why the task had taken him so long.
“Well, there are twelve of them, one on each floor, and sometimes
some of them aren’t there.” Must be some sort of record. |
Buffet par
excellence
The Grapevine Eating Out Collective (GEOC)
was very impressed by the Friday evening Italian buffet on offer at
the Amari Orchid Hotel in North Pattaya. If you don’t mind paying
295 baht ++, the choice of soups, salads, pastas and main meat and
fish courses is arguably the best value around. And the observant and
attentive staff were spot on. If your budget is smaller, don’t
hesitate to try the nightly buffets (farang and Thai) at the Lek or
Apex hotels on Second Road where you will pay well under 100 baht.
Views differ on which of the two is best value, but you won’t regret
trying both of them.
Legal eagle
What can farangs expect if they overstay
their visa? The standard procedure is a court appearance and a fine of
3,000 baht or a month in jail if they can’t pay. This is followed by
automatic deportation by the immigration police to the airport for the
flight home. You must pay for your own air ticket. Cashless travelers,
or those without understanding friends or relatives willing to help
financially, must remain in jail. It is, incidentally, a common myth
that if you make it under your own steam to the airport, the worst
that can happen to you is a fine of 200 baht for each day’s
overstay. That’s possible, but the worst is an arrest
followed by the procedure described above. The golden rule, if you
think you may go into overstay for any reason, is to visit the
immigration bureau before you break Thai law.
Bits and pieces
Resident expat Philip Morgan has received a
ragged, torn and dirty letter from South London. But don’t blame the
Thai postal system. The letter was marked by the British sorting
office, “Sorry, partly eaten by swans”… Soi Eight bar fly
Bankrupt Bert wants it to be known that he will not be celebrating his
birthday on Sunday, but will be happy to sing for his supper (and
breakfast and lunch). Bert says he will wear different colored flip
flops to ease identification. A farang was observed in a leading store
perusing a book The Diaries of Raoul de Roussy de Sales 1938-1942.
He turned to his wife and said, “Well, that certainly is amazing.
Fancy a child four years old keeping a diary.”
Tail piece Said to be Dan Quale’s last
official pronouncement. He asked the woman stood next to him, “And
who might you be?” She replied, “I’m your secret service agent
sir.” |
Dining Out: Royal Cliff
Grand’s BBQ - Saturday Night Fever
by Miss Terry Diner
Last week the Dining Out Team went to the Grand Wing of the
Royal Cliff Beach Resort to try out the Saturday evening BBQ. It was the first
time for all of us in the team and we were probably not quite prepared for the
size and scope of this BBQ evening.
Held in the outside area of the Grand’s restaurant, this is
an idyllic quiet spot, overlooking the gardens and the Bay of Siam. The
foresight of the developers in selecting this area to build such a hotel should
be applauded. From where we sat, the Grand Wing is quite majestic, with pillars
soaring skywards, acres of glass and an air of spaciousness. The abilities of
the architect to envisage a building of these proportions is also such as to
leave one in awe.
But let us not forget just why we went there - it was to eat.
The BBQ is an all inclusive, all you can eat deal. Like the surroundings, the
total concept was again awesome. A central buffet station with a veritable army
of staff in the centre waits for you. There were sections with cold entrees, hot
entrees, bakery items, food warmers with Thai selections, BBQ plates and
grillers, seafood, meats and a carvery. That list does not do justice to the
incredibly large selection of food available. Would you believe marinated beef
fillet, chicken in coconut, spare ribs, marinated prawns, seafood kebabs, rock
lobsters, lamb kebabs, king prawns with fresh herbs, steamed mussels with basil
leaves, beef skewers, lamb skewers and pork skewers?
We began with smoked salmon, sliced while we watched. Typical
of the impeccable nature of the Royal Cliff Beach Resort, the capers, boiled
eggs, sour cream and onion were also right there with the salmon. There was no
need to ask for the accompaniments - the attention to detail was evident. (Also
evident was the Executive Chef, Walter Thenisch, quietly overseeing the groaning
tables.)
While receiving the salmon, we also spotted the oysters.
Freshly opened by the chef himself, they looked just too inviting. They were! A
second trip up to the cold entrees was required and a dozen oysters joined the
salmon.
We sat back and let the entrees settle while enjoying a cold
bottle of Banrock Station unwooded Chardonnay (a 1998 Gold Medal Winner, thank
you Jean-Fernand) and prepared ourselves for the BBQ side of the evening. This
turned out to be the slickest BBQ we have had. Instead of waiting 15 minutes
while your meat selection cooks, the Grand BBQ has already pre-grilled these
items, keeping them warm and all that is needed is a quick sear and flame and
the steak is ready, hot and on your plate. No waiting!
There were other BBQ items too, so as well as my steak, a
rock lobster was added and a couple of slices of roast leg of lamb. Was there
mint sauce to go with it? Of course there was, this was the Royal Cliff! My
partner also managed to find a space for some chicken satays and a grilled king
prawn or two. Roast potatoes and a vegetable selection finished Madame and for
myself a small portion of fried rice completed the mains plate.
While desserts described as “wickedly indulgent” were on offer, there was
no room left and a nibble at some fetta cheese marked the end of one of the most
complete and comprehensive BBQ’s the Dining Out team has experienced. It
certainly was much more than just a bit of bull on the barbie, and at 650 Baht
all inclusive, represents a small price for an evening that was, in the immortal
words of Tina Turner - “Simply the best”. Whether you wish to impress
clients or visitors, or just indulge yourself, remember the Grand BBQ on
Saturday evenings. You will not regret it.
Animal Crackers: Dog
Training or Owner Training?
by Mirin MacCarthy
Forewarned is forearmed
Pets, and dogs especially, always have an impact in
your life. Some of them can take you over and be more expensive and
disruptive than children. Read up on your prospective adoptee first.
Why do you want a dog?
Dogs need adequate housing, training and constant
grooming, veterinary care and daily exercise. Look at your reasons for
wanting the animal. Decide if you want a pet, a watchdog, a guard
companion dog, a working dog or a business security dog. Then choose an
appropriate breed for your needs. Consider the extensive (and expensive)
veterinary bills.
Other things to consider - Young puppies are
surprisingly destructive and need lots of play and supervision. Dogs are
the only animals that live their whole life for man, so make sure you
understand the commitment and responsibility before taking it on. All dogs
need obedience training for your sake and theirs.
Where do you go?
Edward Gibson from U.K. Kennels Pattaya says,
“Mongrels often make the best watchdog and guard companions. The best
security dogs, though, are the Shepherds, the Belgian Shepherds,
Rotweilers and Dobermans.”
Edward breeds, boards and sells dogs and puppies as
well as conducting all sorts of obedience and security training. He hails
from the U.K. with a background as a dog handler for the Military Police
in the U.K.
Get some advice
Try to buy from a breeder, see the whole litter if
possible and choose the strongest and boldest. The breeders’ or shop
premises should be clean, and the pups bright eyed, with clean ears, cool
moist noses, and clean, unsoiled bottoms. They should move steadily, have
firm bodies with elastic skin and clean coats. Never take a shy, sickly or
undersized pup because it is offered cheap.
Family guard companion dog
The family guard protection dog must be carefully
reared, trained and housed. A good guard properly trained will not only
protect but will drop its guard at the command of its owner. The family
guard dog should not be handled, played with or fed by anyone without its
own family circle. The guard dog must not have or desire any relationship
outside it’s own family.
How much does training cost?
Simple obedience training is not expensive, and UK
Kennels carries this out for around 200 Baht per day, but the length of
time necessary depends a lot on the dog.
We had the opportunity to see his beautiful
guard/companion dog Jet, a huge black Belgian Shepherd, taught to protect
Edward and his wife. Showing his loyalty to his master, Jet had no
intention of allowing me to walk away with him.
Edward Gibson can be contacted at the U.K. Kennels South Pattaya,
telephone 709379.
Auto Mania:
Clean, green and mean
by Dr. Iain Corness
For many reasons (some of which seem quite daft to me)
the automotive world is spending vast billions to develop alternative
power sources for the motor car. The hybrids like the Prios work on fuel
cells and electric motors combined, while Daimler-Chrysler have developed
a hydrogen powered beast called the NECAR 4 which converts the chemicals
into electric power. At this stage it is a running EV and D-C state. They
expect to have the cars in production by 2004, but I personally doubt if
it will make it to production.
One of the hidden problems with this new technology is
the cost of the fuel. While it is assumed the source of hydrogen will be
by breaking down “free” water into hydrogen and oxygen by using
electricity, how much does this production cost?
The costs of hydrogen produced this way depends on the
cost of the electricity and the capital costs of the equipment, both
electrolysis and on-board vehicle equipment, necessary to obtain, store,
and use the hydrogen.
BMW
gas car.
Electricity, however, is not cheap, and neither is the
infrastructure required to electrolyse, compress, and store large amounts
of hydrogen. With electricity nominally at 2 Baht per kwh, the cost of
hydrogen fuel would be about 40 Baht a litre. This means that hydrogen
powered vehicles are currently too expensive to run.
The motor industry is continuing on, however, and
Daimler-Chrysler unveiled their zero-emission, fuel-cell vehicle this year
and claim it can reach a top speed of 140 kph, and has a range of over 400
kays on a tank.
Based on a Mercedes-Benz compact, NECAR 4 (short for
New Electric Car), uses fuel cells to convert hydrogen and oxygen into
electricity to power the car. The car releases only water vapour into the
air, making it more clean and green than traditional gas vehicles.
“NECAR 4 is a major breakthrough in fuel cell
technology because we’ve developed a very powerful fuel cell system
small enough to be packaged in a compact car,” said Dr. Ferdinand Panik,
head of Daimler-Chrysler’s Fuel Cell Project. There is reason for this
mutual back-slapping by D-C because the first fuel cell filled the back of
a Mercedes van!
The liquid hydrogen that powers NECAR 4 is stored in an
insulated tank in the back of the vehicle, but because it has to be kept
cold, Daimler-Chrysler says it is an impractical fuel. Future fuel cell
cars would use methanol, which contains hydrogen and is the auto
industry’s favoured fuel to power fuel cells. Already Daimler-Chrysler
plans to replace NECAR 4 with NECAR X, which will run on methanol. The rub
here, however, is that methanol burners produce emissions!
The company will invest more than $1.4 billion on fuel
cell technology development by the time the first fuel cell vehicles come
to market, said D-C officials.
“With NECAR 4, we’ve already proven that fuel cell
technology is viable. Now we are working to make the technology affordable
for every consumer,” said Juergen Schrempp, Daimler-Chrysler chairman.
However, their engineers say there is still a lot of
work to be done before next year, when they aim to develop a fleet of
demonstration cars based on NECAR X.
Other companies, including Ford Motor Corporation,
General Motors, Toyota and Honda, also hope to market fuel cell vehicles
by 2004, so maybe it’s time to divest yourself of your petroleum shares
about now?
BMW, on the other hand, have been progressing with a
natural gas fuel source and are shortly releasing the 523g, which is a 5
series powered by compressed natural gas (CNG). The 3 litre engine
delivers a reported 135 KW (184 bhp), so it can drag itself along quite
nicely thank you. The emissions are such that they claim the output from
the exhaust is cleaner than the smoggy air aspirated by the engine in the
first place. Sort of like your automotive sucker fish that runs round
cleaning up your aquarium!
BMW also claim that their long term aim is to produce a
hydrogen powered car. Rather than say this type of fuel is impractical,
BMW feels the technology for all this will come from their experience with
Liquid Natural Gas.
In the meantime, you can happily drive around in the 5
series 523g - provided you can find a CNG pump at your local Servo - or
should we be calling them “Gas” stations again?
Autotrivia Quiz
Last week the question related to the world first for
hydraulic brakes. This was again an American development and it was Fred
Duesenberg who pioneered with 4 wheel hydraulics on the 1921 Model A. The
first mass produced car to fit them was the Chrysler 70 of 1924. For all
the British chaps who might like to challenge this - the first UK cars to
fit them were the 1925 Triumphs and Horstmans. So there!
Actually received an email from Hawaii Pete Cabrey
saying the American questions were too hard and could we go back to the
European ones! And this was after he personally requested questions on
American iron. Ah well, I suppose I could always ask which Ferrari model
came out with three wheels - answer: Eddie Irvine’s F399 at Nurburgring!
There have not been too many lady race drivers of note
in the world, but some have reached the top echelon. Janet Guthrie in
America was one, though when she came to Australia to run in the famous
1000 km Bathurst tin-top races she met her match. The only F1 lady race
driver I can recall was Lella Lombardi, who also came to Oz and didn’t
impress too much in a Formula 5000. Christabel Carlisle was the darling of
the Mini set and a ferocious driver in the BMC bricks.
So in line with all this, who was the first lady racing driver?
Here’s a clue - her husband was also a racer and in her first race she
came 4th, while her husband came 6th! She was French and drove a French
car. First correct answer to fax 427 596 or email [email protected]
wins the FREE beer for this week. There you go, Hawaii Pete, how much more
European can you get?
Fitness Tips:
Waste Watch
by David Garred,
Club Manager Dusit Resort Sports Club
G’day Pattaya.
Further to the fitness tips article last week, you
might recall that I opened with, “Over the past couple of months I have
been working on a nutritional educational package for the members of the
club”. This week I want to briefly summarise what it was that went
through my head at the initial stages of this programme’s development.
Put extremely briefly, exercise alone is not enough;
this is also true of dieting. The two must be done in conjunction and both
require professional advice to increase the rate of maximal return of
results to the participant. I’ll be addressing the eating side of this
in the next few weeks, but today I want to tackle the exercising alone
issue.
Why is exercise a necessary, but not a sufficient
technique for weight control?
The limitations of exercise as a sole means of weight
balance are now becoming better understood. As well as a possible genetic
link explaining why some people are more effective at losing weight than
others, there are counterbalancing effects of exercise on weight balance
which help to reduce its effectiveness. These are illustrated below:
Supporting weight loss: Moderating weight loss
1. Creates an energy deficit. Non significant NETT
effect.
2. Preserves lean body mass. Decrease in TEE through SPA.
3. Increases metabolism. Changes FM leads to reduce EE.
4. Increases fat oxidation. Increases long term food intake.
5. Controls short term food intake. Increases ‘efficiency’.
6. Changes muscle morphology. ACE gene role.
On the positive side, exercise helps to decrease body
weight by:
1. Creating an energy deficit: Exercise uses energy and
this has to come from somewhere. Without adjustments that occur
physiologically (within the body), it may and usually does come from fat
stores.
2. Preserves lean body mass: By saving muscle, fat loss
is aided over diet because of the effect of muscle on metabolic rate.
Muscle mass is saved when the muscle is used to the same level over the
long term, if you ignore your muscles then you will lose size (mass) and
strength.
3. Increases Metabolism: This occurs through muscle
maintenance and an increase in excess post-exercise oxygen consumption.
I.E., the muscles burn out the energy during exercise and that must be
replenished, after exercise the metabolism is still wound up whilst
replenishing the energy sources - oxygen being one of them.
4. Increases fat oxidation: With greater amounts of
exercise, at the correct intensity, more fat, in contrast to carbohydrate,
is used as the muscles’ “fuel source”.
5. Controls short term food intake: By nature, after
completion of an exercise session, the body’s requirement for food
decreases immediately after exercise.
6. Changes muscle morphology: Exercised muscle becomes
more efficient at utilising intramuscular fat stores. I.E., a muscle that
is regularly ‘worked out’ will tend to draw more upon its internal fat
stores than a neglected muscle, which will use other sources of energy.
On the negative side, exercise is not as good as may be
expected in weight loss because:
1. There may be an inefficient NETT effect: If not
exercising, a person is usually burning energy doing something but very
little at these times. Hence, the NETT, rather than the gross effect of
energy use must be considered. You burn energy during the workout - NETT
effect - and to lose weight this must compensate for more than the total
energy intake, food & drink consumed, before your gross effect is
enough for you to lose weight (fat).
2. There may be an insignificant increase in energy
expenditure due to decreased Spontaneous Physical Activity (SPA): With
some people, an increase in exercise, particularly the elderly, may
decrease spontaneous energy use for the rest of the day without being
aware they are doing so. They might think that because they went for a
walk or swim, they need not do all the other things that occur in a normal
day, or possibly they are too tired - diet needs to be looked at here.
3. Changed fat mass leads to reduced energy
expenditure: As weight decreases, so does metabolic rate (not a good
thing) and this tends to have a moderating effect on weight loss. However,
if in the process of losing this weight from fat burning activity you
manage to grow some muscle your metabolic rate will not reduce (good
thing).
4. Increased long-term food intake: With regular
exercise, there is an increased long-term food intake, which may or may
not be compensated for by the energy used in exercise. Obviously you will
need to be careful to not over eat with this situation.
5. Increased efficiency: As fitness increases and the
body adapts to bio-mechanical stresses (the load you put on your body when
exercising), less energy is used to carry out the same amount of exercise.
The adaptation period is 6-8 weeks, thus you will need to update your
programme around this time so your body is continually adapting and
burning the optimal amount of energy.
6. ACE gene role: There may be a genetic/environmental
interaction determining why some people lose weight more easily with
exercise than others. Studies are inconclusive but there is still a strong
argument for people being genetically predisposed to being overweight, but
that argument is still based on a ‘may be’.
Summing up the balance
While exercise may not be the sufficient condition for
weight loss that some people think, it is still a necessary part of any
weight loss programme. It becomes even more important for long term weight
maintenance. If exercise is not enough to get it off (the fat that is) in
first place, take a good look at your eating habits. The combination of a
productive exercise programme and eating a nutritionally balanced diet is
the only way.
Carpe’ Diem
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