Pa-Pa-Paul swims to “Funhill” victory

PSC Delaney’ Funhill Cup

Americans Gary Parkinson and Patrick Palmer formed the perfect team. Together, they carded a gross 70, net 63 in the pouring rain at Rayong Green Valley on Friday, April 30th to win the Delaney’s Funhill Cup golf tournament by two strokes.

Pa-Pa-Paul, as they called themselves, took advantage of Gary’s low handicap (7) and Patrick’s high handicap (28) to out-battle a large field of 90 golfers forming 45 teams in the two-man scramble format.

The concept of the tournament was clever. Based on the popular international Dunhill Cup, Kim Fletcher and friends from Delaney’s Irish Pub designed their own version. Two-person teams, supposedly from the same country or region (although obviously the rules in this matter were stretched just a tad), competed for "national pride" and the Delaney’s "Funhill" Cup.

The weather surely cooperated for a tournament sponsored by an Irish pub, for the rains came, heavily at times, and the sun made just a rare appearance during the middle of the tourney. As Delaney’s Managing Director Trevor Allen put it whilst taking shelter in a drink stand during one of the heavier downpours, "It wouldn’t be a Delaney’s tournament without rain." Aye, laddie, a vivid likeness of the Emerald Isle.

Trevor’s comments came just before (or perhaps just after a visit to?) the Jamesons’ charity hole, a par three decorated with a rather large circle near the pin. For a small donation, golfers were treated to a taste of Jamesons Irish Whisky served by a lovely "Thai-rish" lass. A tee shot landing within the circle earned the golfer a full bottle of Jamesons to take home. Although it wasn’t reported how many golfers actually managed to win a bottle, the charity hole did raise 4,900 baht for the Fountain of Life Center in Pattaya.

Guinness, Kilkenny and Carlsberg were also very much involved in the tournament. Guinness and Kilkenny vouchers were part of the prize packages, while Carlsberg was being served free on the course.

The Canines, Canadians Mark Gorda and Glen "Lassie" Dragland, known for their prowess in consuming Carlsberg (sorry Pin-Eye, you just can’t compete), managed to spill a good amount of that Carlsberg on the course, along with a few of their clubs and perhaps the axle of their cart. During last year’s Delaney’s Irish Open, it was reported that Mark Gorda had driven his cart into the lake - an event he vehemently denies. Well, there’s no denying his driving skills this time around, as he performed his magic directly in front of this Pattaya Mail scribe. Whilst chasing down one of Lassie’s errant tee shots, Gorda nonchalantly sent arms, legs, beer and clubs flying in all directions when he drove his cart at a relatively high speed through a large concrete drainage ditch. "And I had to do it right in front of Pattaya Mail!" In an attempt to maintain his composer, Gorda next said something to the effect of, "We’ll use my drive..." and walked off, leaving Lassie to drive the crippled cart and try to find a way around the ditch.

Ah, it wouldn’t be a PSC tournament without some shenanigans (thanks Gorda for providing some), and it wouldn’t be a Delaney’s tournament without a delicious Carvery after the fun. Once again, after everyone had dried off and returned to Pattaya for the prize-giving at Delaney’s, all were treated to the delicious fare, proving again that Delaney’s serves some of the best food on the Eastern Seaboard - no joke.

As in all tournaments this big, it takes special people to organize and run things so that the rest of us can enjoy a fun-filled day. Special thanks go to Delaney’s Managing Director Trevor Allen, Kim Fletcher and friends from Delaney’s for putting on the event, Richard Livingston for his help, all the group leaders from Pattaya Sports Club Golf, Mike Franklin, Chairman of Pattaya Sports Club Golf, Fobe Sportswear on Soi Post Office for producing the shirts, and Pattaya Sports Supply in North Pattaya for producing the trophies. Couldn’t have been done without you.

Results:

Winning team: Pa-Pa-Paul: Gary Parkinson and Patrick Palmer. Gross 70, net 63.
Runners-up: TBA: Rick Cassidy and Al Swanda. Gross 70, net 65 (on count back).
3rd place: The Mancs: Ged Mason and Phil Utting. Gross 72, net 65.
4th place: Sunee Vegas: Vince Sacone and Phillipe Berra. Gross 74, net 66.2.
Near pins: A4 & A7 Christian Delteschlager, B2 Larry Willet, B6 Bill Collis.
Long drives: (19-36) A9 George Meigh, (0-18) A6 Mike Schulz, Ladies Khun Nopajorn.
Long putts: A9 Khun Thian, B9 Ian Warwick.
Worst team score: Jonas Bergstrom & Bjorn Hellsing.
Best dressed golfer: Toto in his Dirt shirt.
Worst dressed golfer: Mark Gorda, again.
"Good Guy" award: Mike Franklin.

Singin’ in the rain

The weekly Pattaya Sports Club softball game on Sunday May 2nd saw the Banglamung Blues and the Jomtien Jazz hit all the right notes and put together a lyrical doubleheader. The Jazz put their percussion section together and were able to drum up victories in both games.

The opener saw the Jazz come out in tune and score two in the first with Esso Mike and Mark the Natural collecting the RBI.

The Blues answered back in the bottom of the inning thanks to clutch hitting by Pittsburgh Al and Frank (Nitty) Gritty.

After two the score was tied at four, when the Jazz decided that the hits just keep on coming in the third and put up six runs. Leo (The Lion), Best Ball and Copasetic Curt provided the rhythm.

The beat went on in the top of the fourth as the Jazz added five more thanks to Mike (Mr. Ice) Berg’s three run homer.

The Blues were never in tune and only a two run homer by Alan (Y.B.) Baa in the last inning ended a long scoreless drought. Final score: Jazz 15 - Blues 6.

The nightcap saw the Blues break on top with one in the first and four in the third, thanks to hits by M.J. (Coffee) Jim, Jet (Propulsion) and Thai Nai. But the Blues lost the beat and when the Jazz tallied for eight in the fifth and six in the sixth, the rhapsody was over and the Jazz won again, 15 to 6. Déjà vu all over again.

If you’re looking to make some music of your own, come on out to Pattaya School #7 on Sukhumvit Road just past Greenway driving range and Caltex gas station. Games are every Sunday at 2:00 p.m. Equipment is provided and refreshments are available. All are welcome.

Rotary bowlers aim for Deputy PM Cup

Sriracha Rotary Club organizes charity bowling competition

Khun Premprecha Dibbhayawan, Rotary District Governor Nominee, chaired the opening of the Sriracha Rotary Club Deputy Prime Minister Cup Charity Bowling competition at the O. D. Bowl in South Pattaya.

The purpose of the tournament was to generate donations to help the handicapped, give eye operations to the poor, help the elderly in Banglamung, support the education expenses of the less fortunate and poor schools, and sponsor projects for the benefit of the community, such as preserving mother nature for our future children, and projects to aid in purchasing equipment for the handicapped.

The Sriracha Rotary Club was established 20 years ago, and since then have continuously sponsored charities for Chonburi and its outskirts as per the Rotary’s goal. Khun Payom Phunchotikul is the Club’s president.

Three trophies were awarded in the "Team" category. First place went to the Pathin Team who scored 2,286 pins and received the Deputy Prime Minister Bichai Rattakul trophy.

Seradon House was first runner up with 2,136 pins and received a trophy from Khun Prasat Youpresert, governor of the international Rotary.

Rung Rueangsirathip scored 2,126 pins to finish 2nd runner up and receive a trophy from Khun Som Inphayung, former governor of the international rotary.

Four trophies were awarded in the "Men’s Singles" category. First place went to Khun Niyom who rolled a perfect 300.

Khun Wipa scored 266 pins to earn High Game Women.

Mr. Collin rolled Men’s High Series with a 736 pin count.

Khun Juriporn earned top honors for Women’s High Series with a pin count of 737.

Pattaya Sports Club Golf President’s Bowl ‘Ecletic’ 1999

Pattaya Country Club

Format : This competition will be played in May over four rounds of stroke play at Pattaya Country Club, with each round being played as a normal competition day from each of the PSC Golf venues.

Sign-up for the dates below in the normal way at the venue, but indicate on the sign-up sheet with an ‘E’ if you wish to take part in the eclectic competition.

The entry fee will be the usual fee for each PSC Golf venue, plus Baht 50 for each round you are taking part in the eclectic competition, to be paid on the day.

To enter the eclectic competition you do not have to play all four rounds, but obviously your chances of returning a winning eclectic score are much greater the more rounds you play.

Dates:
Monday 10th May: Cafe Kronborg leaving 08:15 a.m.
Wednesday 12th May: Hare House leaving 08:30 a.m.
Tuesday 18th May: The Bunker leaving 10:00 a.m., Scandic Hotel leaving 08:00 a.m., Lewiinski’s leaving 10:00 a.m.

Friday 21st May: Green Bottle Leaving 09:45 a.m.
Scoring: On the first day you take part in the eclectic competition hand in an additional scorecard with your gross and net score, signed by a playing partner. Full current handicap will apply, but please note that handicaps will be reviewed routinely so check the list for handicap changes.

On the second day you enter the eclectic competition, again complete a separate card with gross and net scores. Scores on any holes which are lower than your first round will be entered on the original card; and so on for other rounds. Only lower scores will be added to your eclectic card.

Prizes:
President’s Bowl 1999 - Best overall net eclectic score.
‘A’ Flight - Best net eclectic scores, winner, 2nd, 3rd.
‘B’ Flight - Best net eclectic scores, winner, 2nd, 3rd.
Low Gross - Best gross eclectic.
Most Birdies - Gross.
Ladies Prize - Best net eclectic score.

Prize giving at Pattaya Country Club on Friday 21st May with free buffet, plus a free sleeve of balls for any PSC member entering at least two of the eclectic rounds.

* This competition is sponsored by Pattaya Sports Club Executive Council *

Roy Mitchell storms home at Green Valley

PSC Pattaya Golf Society from the Bunker

After an early storm that held up the tee-off for Bunker Bar’s Tuesday, 27th April medal competition at Rayong Green Valley, Roy "Tiger" Mitchell left the field standing with a net 7 under par 65 to win the A flight from Paul Butler with a 67 net and Colin Morgan at 68 net.

Ray Ryan won B flight with a net 72. Joe Sparey finished 2nd with a net 75.

While Roy played a steady, trouble free round with only one double bogey, Paul’s more adventurous hitting netted him three birdies, including a birdie on the 17th.

Near pins were won by Colin Morgan, Julian Clarke, Ray Ryan and Tom Waldron who won the free green fee given by Green Valley management.

Addison takes April Kronborg mug

Pattaya Sports Club Golf from the Café Kronborg

Dave Addison carded a net seven under 65 at Pattaya Country Club on Thursday the 29th of April to win the coveted Kronborg monthly mug. With his victory, Dave earned the right to have that mug filled by all other players in the tournament, one time, at his choosing.

Meanwhile, Svein Vistung and Graham Faithful tied at net 68 on Monday the 26th at Natural Park Resort. Svein earned the victory by virtue of a count back.

Natural Park Resort - Monday 26th April (Stroke)

Winner: Svein Vistung, Net 68 C/B
2nd: Graham Faithful, Net 68
3rd: Dave Richardson, Net 69 C/B Kenneth Larsson

Pattaya Country Club - Thursday 29th April (Stroke)
Kronborg Monthly Mug

Winner: Dave Addison, Net 65
2nd: Serge Straeten, Net 67
3rd: Dave Richardson, Net 69 C/B
4th: Stephan Ryser, Net 69

Nearest pins: #5 Peter Renggu, #7 Ossi Viljanen, #12 Serge Straeten, #16 Philippe Berra.

More PSC Golf for May

On Sunday May 9th Lewiinski’s are playing Stableford at Noble Place.

PSC Golf then has the highlight of month: on Monday May 10th when Papasan Ray Rogers celebrates his 84th Birthday with the usual Stableford competition at Pattaya Country Club, followed by the traditional buffet supper and prize-giving hosted by Papa Ray back at his house. Within this tournament PSC also opens the 1999 President’s Bowl Eclectic Competition, which is to be played over four rounds at Pattaya Country Club featuring each of the PSC Golf Groups.

On Tuesday the 11th, PSC Pattaya Golf Society from the Bunker goes to Eastern Star for a Medal competition, while the Smokers from Lewiinski’s go to Bangpra to play stroke and Scandic Hotel play Stableford at Great Lake.

On Wednesday the 12th the second round of the President’s Bowl Eclectic Competition takes place at Pattaya Country Club, playing with either Hare House or the Green Bottle.

On Thursday 13th May PSC Golf Café Kronborg goes to Eastern Star for a stroke play competition. The week ends on Friday the 14th (Public Holiday) with Green Bottle going to Bangpakong Riverside, while Hare House go to Great Lake for a pairs medal. Scandic Hotel have no fixture that day.

The full May schedule can be seen at the PSC Golf venues, in Pattaya Mail and at our Web Site at www.pattayasports.org.

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