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Family Money: A Competitive
Environment
By Leslie Wright
Consumers benefit from commercial competition.
When several firms producing similar products are competing in an open
market, all trying to sell their products to the same customers, they have to think up new
ideas or add beneficial features to their products to try to attract more customers.
When one firm adds a beneficial feature to a product, competitive firms
who want to maintain their market share - to keep up, in other words -usually soon add a
similar feature to theirs also.
As a result, in a competitive open market, we consumers year by year
have the choice of ever better products, or extra features, or improved service.
An example is the addition of fluoride to toothpaste. When it was first
discovered that fluoride helped reduce cavities, adding this magic ingredient
to toothpaste was just a clever marketing ploy to increase sales. Now it has become a
standard feature throughout the industry, and we all benefit in reduced dental bills.
Similarly the addition of vitamins to breakfast cereals was originally
to attract increasingly health-conscious consumers who didnt want their children
eating junk food, and boost falling sales. This marketing ploy increased sales
sure enough, but also made for a better product, and has become a standard
throughout the industry.
Price wars
Sometimes a product by its very nature cannot
have extra features added to it.
In such cases a manufacturer will sometimes lower its price to attract
customers away from its competitors. Often, the competitors quickly lower their prices
also, in the hope of winning those customers back, and a price war ensues.
Weve all seen this happen many times, and the oil industry and
soft drinks industry are just two examples.
Again, we consumers are the people who benefit most from this
competitive commercial activity.
Special Offers
Another way both manufacturers and retail outlets
compete for market share is by making special offers.
A short-term reduction of price on some items may attract additional
customers into the store, where they will be tempted to buy other items at the same or
perhaps an even higher price than at a competitive outlet, thereby increasing the
stores turnover and overall profits.
One may wonder how a manufacturer or retail outlet can afford to make
such highly attractive offers as "Two-for-the-price-of-one". A cynic would say
that it just shows how much profit is built into the products price.
However, in many cases the manufacturer or retailer does in fact make a
loss on such special offers. In marketing terms these are known as "loss
leaders", where the loss incurred on the special offer (sometimes on slow-moving
items) is compensated for by the increased revenue generated, or profits gained from the
sale of other items bought by customers at the same time.
Competitive financial services
You may be surprised to learn that competitive
marketing is also applied to financial services. You may then wonder how.
For many years now the large financial services houses have competed
for market share - that is, how much money they can attract from investors both domestic
and international.
International banks compete for your deposits by offering slightly
higher interest rates than their competitors, or a range of other bells & whistles
attached to their services, such as free credit/debit cards, or free currency swaps for
example.
Similarly, unit trust and mutual fund companies compete to attract
investors.
Some offer services such as website listings of their funds or on-line
dealing to make things easier on technically minded (or busy) investors who want either to
track their existing portfolio, or add to it; others compete by providing enhanced
administrative services such as same-day fax or phone dealing.
The most competitive ploy - and most attractive for many investors - is
reduced charges.
Investment products
The large international insurance companies who
run unit-linked investment funds have taken this one stage further by packaging their
investment instruments into a whole range of sophisticated financial products.
These cater to both lump-sum investments and savings plans, and one
buys the product (the cart) rather than the underlying investments (the
horses that pull that cart).
This is not simply a marketing strategy, however.
Such packaging usually enables you to construct a more finely tuned
portfolio than just buying a few unit trusts or mutual funds, and rearrange same more
cost-effectively when necessary. It also makes administration of a complex portfolio a lot
simpler. Plus a whole load of other potential benefits over alternative forms of
investment.
(But Im not saying this is the best route for everyone; just for
some. Its a matter of choosing horses for courses.)
Each of these so-called plans has its own structure, and
its own set of charges. The former has been carefully worked out to fit a niche in the
marketplace, and the latter to be fair to both parties.
For example, a long-term pension plan may or may not have a high degree
of flexibility, and its charging structure will reflect this.
If you require a degree of discipline in your savings, a more rigidly
structured plan may be the best route to go, and the loyalty bonuses which are
typically offered with such plans tend to reduce the charges to a beneficially competitive
level, which are often spread out throughout the term of the plan.
This makes such plans highly cost-effective for longer term savers.
On the other hand, these sorts of plans usually carry higher penalties
for stopping them early, thereby providing the disciplinary encouragement (or perhaps one
should say discouragement) to keep them going to maturity.
More flexible plans tend to take all the charges early on in the plan,
on the valid premise that most investors dont keep them going for a long term.
However, many investors are put off by the somewhat complicated and
sometimes confusing (even to brokers) charging structures that typically apply to longer
term plans; and others are discouraged by the seemingly higher charges that apply to short
term or more flexible ones.
How then can the firms offering such plans compete against other forms
of investment and against their rivals to attract new business?
One way is by offering a more efficient administrative service; but
this is a nebulous factor at best, since most investors are not in a position to find out
how efficient or otherwise one firms administration department is until theyve
already invested with that firm.
Another is by offering an ever wider range of top performing investment
funds to choose from (the horses that will pull your plans
cart), and free switching facilities to encourage you to keep your money with
that firm rather than take it to another which offers a wider or, alternatively, a more
specialised range.
The most obvious and immediately appealing to most investors is, of
course, the charging structure.
And this is where we start to enter muddy water.
Competitive charges
Unlike unit trusts & mutual funds where
interested investors can approach the institution directly (which is fine so long as that
investor has the time, interest & expertise to construct and manage a portfolio on his
own, which many dont), unit-linked plans in most cases are available to investors
only through brokers who have agency or intermediary agreements with the institutions
concerned.
The theory is that the broker will recommend the plan which is most
suitable for the investors individual needs & circumstances, and be able to
explain clearly how the plan and its charging structure work in practice.
As noted earlier, most unit-linked insurance products tend to have a
more complicated set of charges than unit trusts & mutual funds.
On the other hand, they quite often carry loyalty bonuses
or other benefits which unit trusts & mutual funds do not.
In many cases, the net total of charges & bonuses over time can
cancel each other out, making these vehicles highly cost effective and thus very
competitive against the simpler and more readily understood charging structure of unit
trusts & mutual funds.
Most investors, however, tend to be swayed more by the charges than the
benefits and structure of the plan in their overall financial planning.
We all quite naturally want as much of our money working for us as
possible, and making a clear profit as quickly as possible.
And unfortunately, some less professionally scrupulous financial
consultants pander to this and sell the client the easy plan to sell rather
than recommend the one that is most appropriate to their particular needs and take the
necessary time to go through the sometimes tedious process of explaining clearly how the
charges work, and how the plan will benefit the client more in the long run than another,
perhaps simpler, plan.
And the firms which offer such plans know this all too well, and
compete to gain a greater market share by cynically making special offers from
time to time on their products.
Whats on offer?
It is coincidental perhaps (but I dont
think so) that these special offers usually apply to investment products which
are very similar to a competitors but are less cost effective - and hence sell less
well.
Such offers usually appeal directly to the greed in all of us by giving
an enhanced allocation (how much of your money actually gets invested), or a bonus of an
extra months contribution for free if you start the plan by X date...
On rare occasions these temporary enhancements become permanent
features, and the product becomes truly competitive and its benefits clearly apparent and
appraisable on a level playing field.
Then we consumers benefit from the enhancement, and we have a real
addition to our effective range of choices. (And brokers to their list of recommendable
products.)
A good example comes to mind of a long-term savings plan from a very
sound firm that had been losing ground to innovative competitive products that had more
recently come onto the market.
Their marketing people and actuaries put their heads together and came
up with a substantial enhancement to the first years allocation that suddenly shot
their product to the lead in overall long-term cost-effectiveness.
Competitors, crying sour grapes, pointed out the quite heavy penalties
that still applied if investors stopped that plan early.
The rejoinder to this quite valid criticism is that an ethical
client-orientated broker would ensure that the client clearly understood that aspect, and
should only recommend this particular vehicle to serious long-term investors who are
prepared and able to continue contributing into the plan until maturity.
Otherwise, this plan is indeed still relatively expensive, and a more
flexible plan which carries lighter or no penalties would be more appropriate.
But in my view one should never let ones long-term investment
decisions be clouded (nor should ethical client-orientated brokers be influenced) by
short-term special offers which may only mask what may still not be a more
cost-effective vehicle (and therefore not really competitive) overall.
And thats my point.
In my opinion, your financial planning and investment strategy should
not be thought of like buying cornflakes and soap powder in a supermarket.
It should be carefully considered, thoroughly appraised, and the most
appropriate vehicle for your own particular needs and circumstances identified.
And this is the vehicle you should be buying (and an ethical
client-orientated broker be recommending to you), not the one which happens to be on
special offer this month.
It is entirely possible that that particular investment product is
indeed the ideal vehicle for your needs and circumstances. In which case, youll be
getting a very good deal indeed!
But in many cases this will be a happy coincidence, rather than the
basis on which your financial decisions - especially long-term ones - should be made.
If you have any comments or queries on this article, or about other
topics concerning investment matters, write to Leslie Wright, c/o Family Money, Pattaya
Mail, or fax him directly on (038) 232522 or e-mail him at [email protected]. Further details and back
articles can be accessed on his firms website on www.westminsterthailand.com.
Leslie Wright is Managing Director of Westminster Portfolio Services
(Thailand) Ltd., a firm of independent financial advisors providing advice to expatriate
residents of the Eastern Seaboard on personal financial planning and international
investments.
The computer doctor
By Richard Bunch
From Peter Mitchell, Pattaya: A few months ago you kindly gave me
some advice about my problems with Apricot and reading incoming e-mail. I changed to
Loxinfo and they could not have been more different! A reply to my first e-mail came
within a couple of hours. I still, however, could not read incoming e-mails on Outlook
Express; so I changed to Netscape Communicator where I can. I found, however, that I could
not type or receive Thai (except in an attachment) - the regular information from Loxinfo
is always gibberish in the Thai version. Today I have finally succeeded in downloading
Internet Explorer 5 and find I can both read e-mails on Outlook Express and type in Thai.
And now I have to return to Spain to wrestle again with the Spanish version of Windows 95!
Computer Doctor replies: Im glad to have been of help.
Good luck with the Spanish, remember were only an e-mail away and the Pattaya Mail
is on-line, so should you run into difficulties help is to hand, albeit at a distance!
From Chris John, Pattaya: Re your article on 9/4/99. Can you
recommend a good programme to combat Melissa and CIH viruses. Have heard that Macafee 4.2
will do the job. Is it on sale around Pattaya? I am a bit wary of downloading, as I always
seem to get disconnected when I try it. I have version 3.0 but this is not updateable, as
it is a copy. If I change do I have to uninstall the existing software first?
Computer Doctor replies: There are of course many manufacturers
of Anti-virus software, whilst some are worse than useless, reporting inaccurate results,
etc., others cause operating systems to hang and other equally undesirable side-effects.
From preference, I dislike Macafee, personally I use Antiviral Toolkit Pro from Kaspersky,
the latest release being version 3.0 build 129. Although you are wary of downloading, this
is a fairly small program of 4.1kb and can be purchased on-line from URL
http://www.avp.com. If you suffer from disconnections, I suggest you install a program
like Gozilla or GetRight downloadable from http://www.gozilla.com/ or
http://www.getright.com/ respectively. These will allow an interrupted download to resume
at the point where the interruption occurred, thereby eliminating the need to start the
download at the beginning again. Finally, you should uninstall any previous anti-virus
software before installing the new one.
The comments contained within this column are not necessarily the views
of the author or Pattaya Mail Publishing Co., Ltd. Letters may be edited.
Send your questions or comments to the Pattaya Mail at 370/7-8 Pattaya
Second Road, Pattaya City, 20260 or Fax to 038 427 596 or E-mail to [email protected].
Richard Bunch is Managing Director of Action Computer Technologies,
providing total Information Technology solutions to clients on the Eastern Seaboard.
Successfully Yours: Neera
Sirisampan
by Mirin MacCarthy
How does a tall, elegant, good looking, articulate Thai
woman become the Manager of the Directors Office and International Department of the
Bangkok-Pattaya Hospital? The answer is - via America, study, lots of hard work, vision
and some heartache along the way.
Khun Neera Sirisampan is a well known and respected Pattaya community
member who, in spite of her furiously demanding position, always keeps her finger on the
pulse and continually works behind the scenes to help out the less fortunate.
Neera was born into a family of six in Bangkok forty odd years ago and
went to the Queens School in Bangkok, then Chulalongkorn University where she took a
bachelors degree in Political Science. After this she left to do her Masters in
Administration in Kansas, USA. There she met and married an American fellow university
student, had a son and worked in administration in the American Insurance Industry for
twenty-two years.
Many years and a divorce later, she decided to return to Thailand with
her son. This was in 1995. She wanted her son to learn Thai and meet his relatives here.
She could also be close to her mother.
Neera chose Administration as her field because even back in her Uni.
days she could see the need for administrative organization in Thailand. "I felt that
if I studied personnel administration I could come back to Thailand and teach it."
Her current position has certainly thrown her in the thick of it as it
includes being Quality Manager Representative for the ISO 9002 project for the hospital.
This means that she is responsible for producing Quality Control protocols, which have to
be written in minutiae, and on every work procedure of each hospital department and
inter-coordinated as well. Her position additionally involves management and
administration of the Directors office and International Department, helping English
speaking patients, community liaison and teaching staff. A tall order, although Neera
always appears serene and elegant.
In her infrequent time off she loves walking, shopping, dining out,
going to the theatre, listening to soft jazz, reading and researching the internet a lot,
but about serious subjects like arts and health issues.
Neera is really very respected in the community. She has been made a
Life Member of the Jomtien-Pattaya Rotary Club for her work with them on several community
projects. For the past year she has been a board member of the Banglamung Boys Home,
helping raise funds and formulating activities for the boys. One that she has commenced is
a monthly birthday project. She is also coordinating a building project to build an all
purpose sports building there. Part of this will be used as a small restaurant to afford
vocational training in cooking, management, advertising, marketing, and business
accounting, giving them much needed future skills. "We do not want to give them fish
to eat, but teach them how to fish," she added sagely. She is currently looking for
volunteers who can donate their teaching skills, money or even birthday presents.
Neera measures her success solely by her inner peace and happiness, not
by any other criteria. What she values most is honesty and reaching out and helping people
in need. "I dont like to stay still. I like to help, but dont make me
sound like a saint. Im a very simple person, really down to earth, not complex or
unreachable."
Her advice to young Thai women who want to succeed in business is
"Work hard and get a better education. Always look at the big picture because it
keeps changing and if they dont see this they will be left behind. Know where they
are and where they want to go."
Neera has followed this dictum all her life and it is indeed a successful formula.
Snap Shots: Running, Jumping,
Standing Still!
by Harry Flashman
The title of this weeks column was actually the
name of a film done by the Goons (Seccombe, Milligan, Sellars and co.) many long years
ago. However, the connection with still photography should be obvious. Most of the shots
you will ever take are of subjects running, jumping or standing still.
A different
view.
But this week I want to use those words to show that you can take your
photographs in different ways other than standing still with the camera at eye level. A
different camera position can produce very different photographs.
This different camera position really came home the other day when I
was taking a photograph of a lady outside a shop. Looking at some way of taking the shot
away from the humdrum, I sat on the ground and angled the shot upwards. In this way I
could exaggerate the perspective of the shop columns, get all the shop front in and get
the lady as well. One of the partners in the business was so taken with me sitting on the
ground that he ended up taking photographs of me shooting his shop! "Ive never
seen anyone do that before," he said. That reminded me just why so many people take
the same old boring pictures!
So this week let us look at some different camera view points you can
use, with any camera, to get different pictures. The first we have mentioned already.
Getting down low, sitting on the ground and shooting upwards will give you a different
shot immediately. If you have a wide angle lens or a "landscape" setting (as
opposed to "portrait") you will heighten this effect even further. Buildings
will lean in on both sides and even three storey shop-houses will look like towering
skyscrapers. Even people can be shot from this viewpoint. The effect may not be
flattering, but it will be dramatic.
Shooting from an elevated viewpoint will also give you a different
photograph. Stand on a wall or on the top of a ladder and take a picture of a group of
friends looking up at you. The resulting photograph will appear to "say"
something. Think about how many times you will have seen a picture of a Pop Group done
this way - just to give a greater visual effect.
Now lets look at the "running" position and I am going
to give you one of my best secrets on how to take moving subjects. The super pro trick is
to be moving yourself while taking the shot of your moving subject. This is the trick
Harry Flashman used to use to take cover shots of autos for motoring magazines.
Take, for example, the shot of someone on a bicycle. Sit in the
passenger seat of a car with the window wound down. Select 1/30th of a second shutter
speed (if you have manual control on your camera, if not do not worry) and get your driver
to maintain the same speed as the cyclist. A wide angle lens is best because you do not
have to be too far away from your subject and just compose and shoot. You will get a great
shot of a sharp cyclist with a totally blurred "speed" background.
Taking a car is just the same, but another good position is to sit in a pick-up and
shoot the car as it runs behind you. This shot gives you a sharp image of the car and a
moving blurred ribbon of road underneath it. A real "action" shot. You can even
do this with someone running behind you. Action photography made simple! Try it this
weekend.
Modern Medicine: Fluids only!
by Dr Iain Corness
Im sure you have visited someone in hospital and seen a
"Fluids Only" sign above the bed. From our healths point of view, fluids
are very important and in fact very necessary for us to exist.
Did you know that you can do without food for 14 days but you can only
live without water for 7. In other words, water is twice as important as food! Our bodies
are made up of a large percentage of fluid and much of our biochemical systems are
involved with just maintaining the fluid levels. For example, the colon is a water
absorbing organ, the lungs excrete water as well as the kidneys, the blood is just water
with cells and electrolytes in it and even the skin is involved in fluid balance.
Water can be a therapeutic measure as well. What is the best treatment
for chronic constipation? Double your fluid intake. What is the most important factor in
the treatment of diarrhoea? Fluids, fluids and more fluids. What should you take for a
hangover? Fluids (but not alcoholic I hasten to add)! Sunstroke? Fluids. The list goes on.
One of the greatest threats to young babies is dehydration. With the
diarrhoea of infants, it is not an infection that kills - it is the dehydration that does
it.
So just how much fluids should we have in a day? Well, the first thing
is to qualify what we mean by "fluids". These must be water based and not
alcohol based. (Unfortunately alcohol tends to stimulate the kidneys and increases fluid
output, putting the system into dehydration. It is that dehydration that gives you the
hangover headache!)
The physiologists would tell us that we should drink at least one and a
half litres of fluid a day, and that is a lot more than most of us take. Put one and a
half litres of water in the door of your fridge and drink from that container all day and
see what I mean. If you work a lot out of doors and sweat heavily, then you should
increase the fluid intake even further.
So the next time you "Chok Dee" and clink glasses, make one
of them water. Your body will thank you for it. The elixir of life is here already. It is
called drinking water.
Dear Hillary,
I am very confused. I met the most beautiful girl in the
world the other night in a bar in South Pattaya. She is not like the other girls I have
met in bars here and I have been in Pattaya for two weeks now. I have never seen anyone as
gorgeous, she is tall, even taller than me, with long hair and a stunning figure. She can
speak English but prefers to whisper in my ear rather than talking out loud in the noisy
bar area. Hillary I am worried because she seems so reluctant to talk that she may have
something wrong with her throat. To be perfectly frank, could laryngitis be a symptom of
some other disease, even A.I.D.S perhaps? I feel I have to know before I go any further in
this relationship. I would hate to find that I would have to be a nurse-maid to her or
lose her to some terminal illness. Can you tell me how to check?
Confused
Dear Confused,
Have you stopped to think that her "laryngitis" might be
normal and nothing wrong with her voice at all? There are probably some other anatomical
factors you should check before looking for "diseases." Start by observing the
size of her adams apple before venturing further south. To be on the safe side stick
to girls your own size or even smaller.
Dear Hillary,
I have been living with a wonderful man for the past few weeks. He is a
fairly recent arrival in Pattaya and does not seem to be part of the go-go scene crowd.
However, he does follow the football. When I mentioned the other night that I wanted to go
out dancing, he said he was staying in to watch a football match and I could go on my own.
Hillary, how do I get him to be more aware of my needs? Should I sleep in the spare room
to make him see it is football or me? Or should I just forget him? Please let me know as I
do think he is the right man for me, but I do not want to play second string to a football
team.
Left Right Out
Dear Left Right Out,
That is a dangerous game you are playing. For many men, kicking balls
is a religion. There is only one Manchester United, but there could be a lot of eligible
young ladies like you. If you are not careful you could end up getting a red card and
missing the matches all together. Hillary suggests you go dancing on nights when the
Football Team is not playing or you will find yourself in the Left Right Out or Drawback
positions forever. Learn to shout "Foul" at the appropriate moments and you will
get a secure seat in the supporters club.
GRAPEVINE
A model disaster
Panic that eleven people had died in a fire in Naklua this week
soon spread to the local media. Eleven blackened corpses were dragged out of the burned
out shell of a building on Sunday whilst camera flashes lit up the night sky. They were
placed on ambulance stretchers where, on closer inspection, the charred remains were
identified as belonging to mannequins wearing fragments of dinner suits and wedding gowns.
Reporters in high spirits confirmed it had been a pleasure to be roused from a sound sleep
at 3.00 a.m.Pedophile pressure
Japans confirmation that it is amending the law to make it
an offence for nationals to pay for sex with children of school age either at home or
abroad has produced the usual cynicism. Similar laws in Europe and the USA have produced
next to no prosecutions and only one known additional sentence. Thats hardly the
point. It is not the outcome of a trial which bothers most pedophiles but the publicity
surrounding the initial arrest and the knock on effects on their career and standing in
the community. The increase in pedophile arrests in Pattaya over the past year shows, in
any case, that the Thai police dont need an international legal net to catch their
quarry.
Airlift through the roof
A suddenly ill German national, based in Pattaya, had to return
to Frankfurt in a hurry to receive emergency medical treatment for a rare disease. Lacking
travel insurance, he had to pay for four full fare seats to accommodate a bed on board the
aircraft, the attending services of a doctor and nurse who needed air tickets and visas
and a host of ancillary expenses. Total cost including the initial Pattaya hospital bill?
Just under 1,200,000 baht. Incidentally, to hire a dedicated air ambulance as opposed to
using a scheduled airliner would have cost several times that. When you fall seriously ill
without insurance, expect the worst.
Pies and deli
Pats Pies on the Third Road have rightly taken this column
to task for writing about HP sauce and Branston pickle as if they were not available in
Pattaya. In fact, these treats to make your meal complete have been available at
Pats for some time. Not to mention rhubarb, M and S crisps and popular English
sausages. Dont forget to call in and sample their fare. If Grapevine had a mother,
wed say "Just like mum used to bake." |
Small ad talk
A lady who advertised for a husband received 312 replies from
women saying she could have theirs... Bangkoks first international gay chatline has
ground to a linguistic silence after Germans, Brits and Thais found they couldnt
understand a word in a chaotic babel of tongues. Perhaps they should learn Esperanto... A
lonely and overweight 350 pound farang is disappointed after failing to meet the woman of
his dreams in a contact magazine. He had to decline several offers of a dinner date after
revealing he is too fat to get out of bed and is anyway on a strict diet.Ill take it
In an endeavor to spice up a sparkless love life, a farang goes
out and buys his wife the most expensive all see-through negligee he can find. Returning
home, he tells his beloved to put it on and come down to model it for him. But the wily
wife, on opening the box, thinks, "This thing is so see-through that the old coot
wont notice if Im wearing it or not. I can take it back for a refund and
hell never know the difference." So she comes out wearing nothing at all and
strikes a pose at the top of the stairs. "How do you like this?" she asks. And
he replies, "Well, youd think for 20,000 baht, theyd iron the damn
thing."
Shop till you drop
If you have a stop-over in Dubai, youll still be
pleasantly surprised by the Shopping Festival which is now winding down. The skyscraper
city in the Gulf is lit up like a giant fairyland and there are raffles galore including
prizes in gold and fleets of new cars. Similar ideas have flopped in Kuwait, Cairo and
Beirut because Islamic purists have called outrage. But in Dubai business is business.
Congratulations to Pattaya Mail reader Alan Taylor, now working in Laem Chabang, who has
won a brand new Toyota. Lets hope his paperwork is in order when the new vehicle
greets the Thai customs authority.
Sinking fund
When Jeff Wall abandoned his sinking canoe off Pee Pee Island, his problems
really began. The rental company tried to pin the blame on him and wanted compensation. He
was stung by a jelly fish and needed hospitalization lasting four days. In the confusion,
he lost his wallet, credit card, passport and return air ticket. When he eventually
managed to get back to England after the most disastrous holiday of a lifetime, he was
sued by the local council for not returning a book Rare Animal Life of Southern Thailand
and Malaysia which was also lost in the accident. A library spokesman said, "Being
shipwrecked is simply an inadequate excuse for losing a valuable council property which is
now out of print." |
Dining Out: Family fun at the
Admirals!
Food should be much more than a means to stay alive.
Food should be fun! This week the Dining Out Team went to the Admirals Pub &
Restaurant (bottom of Soi White House, Jomtien) for their Wednesday Pizza Night.
The concept for this type of evening was brought to this country by one
of the partners in the restaurant after seeing it in Italy. In essence you select your
pizza base, which is already pre-cooked. You then build your own pizza and it is cooked
for you in the big pizza oven they bring outside for the occasion. While you are waiting
the 15 or so minutes for the pizza to cook you can serve yourself from the "all you
can eat" salad bar. Great idea! So how did we get on?
Pizza
night at the Admirals Pub.
Selection of your pizza base is simple. Just pick one up from the table
and head for the bench loaded with the toppings. First you spread the tomato sauce
(freshly prepared from ripe tomatoes) all over the pizza base and then begin to add your
choice of toppings to it. The choice is fantastic. There is onion, garlic, sweet corn,
prawn, salami, bacon, beef, pork, chicken, eggs, capsicum, mushroom, ham, pineapple,
sausage and tomato. There are also some small containers with pepper, chili and oregano to
sprinkle over the lot after you have arranged everything to your satisfaction. We were
told that the oregano really adds to the flavour of the pizza, so we duly sprinkled some
over the lot. Next is to cover the pizza with thin slices of cheese, so that when it cooks
the cheese melts through all the other ingredients.
My partner had built her pizza with prawn and bacon as the principal
items, while I had a ham base with pineapple and prawns. Dutifully we took these to the
pizza oven where we were given a number in exchange for our pizzas. We waved them farewell
and made for the salad bar.
A very nice potato salad with lettuce and tomato was in order, plus
some prawns with a little Thousand Island dressing splashed on top.
The Admirals Pub has a good selection of wines to go with the
pizzas, including a Jacobs Creek Shiraz Cabernet (an excellent wine) and the South
African Two Oceans red. Singha Gold is available, plus all the usual beers and Carlsberg
and Heineken on tap.
Our pizzas arrived at our table. The individual nature in building your
own showed through straight away with my partners looking like Mt. Vesuvius while
mine looked more like a normal pizza! The taste of both was great (though I liked mine
best) and we both agreed that this had been a good, fun experience.
The children amongst the diners obviously thought so too, and there
were many families who have made Wednesday night their family pizza night. At 160 baht for
a pizza and "all you can eat" salad bar, this represents excellent value.
A word of warning - do not load up your pizza too high or you will be there all night
trying to finish it! You will not leave the Admirals Pub feeling hungry. That is
guaranteed!
Animal Crackers: Readers Stories
by Mirin MacCarthy
Here are two readers funny animal tales to share with you.
Away with a Toilet Lid
"Friends of mine have a fox terrier puppy
who is very hyperactive and just loves the snappy interaction he gets with the toilet seat
lid. He continually wedges his nose between the lid and the porcelain rim and barks at the
sound he gets when the lids clack together like a ducks beak. My girlfriend has put
the puppy, Rastus, on a natural food diet with no preservatives in the faint hope that it
will stop his hyper-antics. Meanwhile, it has started lots of family debate on their open
ensuite bathroom. Do they leave the toilet lid tied up so that when they need to sit down
they untie it or do they simply unscrew the lid and just squat on the rim? Judys
husband is all for the latter solution, but Judy is not so thrilled, especially as she has
read it is bad Feng Shui to leave the lid off the toilet seat. The old male versus female
debate whether the lid should be left up or down for convenience didnt even get a
look in this time. The males won and their top loo cover is now permanently tied up. They
decided it was a saner alternative for all of them. All I can say is some families have
crazy pets!"
Margaret Kendall, Coolum Australia.
Our Brat Kitty
"We call our cat "Bratcat" because
she behaves just like a very naughty puppy. She was a starving stray that we rescued from
a rubbish dump. Quite thin, fearful, and flea bitten at first she has now settled down to
a contented ball of mischief. The only problem is she thinks she is a dog. I have no idea
where she got the idea but she retrieves small articles and trots around with them in her
mouth just like a dog with a bone. It doesnt matter if it is a watch, glasses, pens
or keys, anything left on a table is fair game.
Cat
with piano with tuna.
Her favourite place is the bathroom. The other day I saw Bratcat
trotting proudly over with a squeaking yellow bird in her mouth. "Oh no, now
shes learned to hunt," I thought. But fortunately it was baby Siss rubber
bath toy. Bratcat also never misses an opportunity to sneak into the bathroom as she has a
fixation for toilet paper. She pulls it off the roll, then trails yards of it through the
house and shreds it. Even when we put the toilet rolls up on top of the tank she just
climbs up on the seat and retrieves them. Her special delight is shredding up the bath
sponge into little pieces. In spite of this you cant help laughing at her."
G. Ritchie, Devon U.K.
I am always on the lookout for funny animal short stories and I will
print the best ones each month. Please keep them down to this length, around 200 - 400
words or we run out of space! Fax the Editorial Office on (038) 427 596 or email to [email protected]. Keep them
coming!
Auto Mania: Im in Love!
By Dr. Iain Corness
Yes, those old feelings have risen to the surface again.
That quickening of the heart, urges in the underpants thing. This is Love with a capital
"L". (Or perhaps its just "LUST" all in capitals!)
I met the Jaguar XKR at the Motor Show in Bangkok. It was red. It was
lying in wait for me. I touched its flanks. It pounced. I was gone!
Jaguar
ZKR.
Make no mistake about it, the XKR will make anyone with any pretensions
about being a sporting motorist, drool and dribble. The designer managed to incorporate C
Type, D Type and E Type elements into the body. This is a Jaguar - the long louvered
bonnet, the famous crouched stance, the oval air intake at the front, the hippy rear wheel
arches. It is one of those designs that is doing 100 m.p.h. standing still.
Since FoMoCo took over the famous Jaguar concern, the engine
configuration has changed from the 6s and 12s to V8. In the XKR is a
supercharged all aluminium 4.0 litre V8 developing 370 BHP at 6150 RPM - a more than
healthy number of neddies, you must agree. This is enough for the XKR to return
performance figures of 0 - 100 kays in a shade over 5 seconds and have a top speed
(limited, mind you!) of 155 m.p.h.
Twin intercoolers are used, one for each bank, and the 86 mm square
engine (bore and stroke, not overall dimensions, Veronica) produces 387 foot pounds of
torque at 3600 RPM. Enough grunt to tow the Queen Mary down Beach Road.
The publicity blurb from Jaguar (thank you for the English language
version, guys!) states that it is exceptionally fuel efficient and low in emissions as
well. Quite frankly, I dont give a damn if it blows a hole in the ozone layer 300
miles wide. This is a car for driving! The only emissions I would worry about would be the
nocturnal variety if I had an XKR sitting in the family driveway. I do want one!
There is only one problem with being in love with the XKR convertible.
Jaguar also offer the XKR coupe which looks even better. What a choice. Nick Scheele, the
Jaguar Chairman and CEO said at the launch of the car, "XKR provides an unrivalled
blend of styling panache, supercar performance, handling precision and outstanding value
for money." What he really meant to say was that XKR is one absolute cajone crusher
of a motor car and Id happily give my left one to own one.
Mother Tucker!
Since a whole bunch of you out there showed so
much interest in the "Cyclops" eyed Tucker 48, I did a little research on
this car myself with some very interesting results. Rather than being "the first
completely new car in 50 years" as the publicity blurb of 1948 would have had us
believe, I have a sneaking suspicion that your mate Mr. Tucker, the individualist, was
very heavily influenced by one Hans Ledwinka from Czechoslovakia. For the Americans out
there, I can hear the hackles rising from here - but wait on a little.
Tatra.
The Tucker had a rear mounted alloy block engine with three headlights
at the pointy end, the centre one of which swivelled with the steering and came out in
1948. Now our Mr. Ledwinka also made a car with an alloy rear mounted engine and three
headlights - the centre one of which swivelled with the steering! Trouble is,
Ledwinkas one came out about 14 years before Tuckers. It was called the Tatra
and the model number was, I believe, the 87. Now all I need is the stub from the plane
ticket to show that Preston Tucker spent a holiday in the Balkans in 1935 and its a
lay down misere. However, if anyone out there would like to present the case for the
defence Id be happy to print it.
Autotrivia Quiz
We slid into Citroen territory last week and I
asked about the braking system on the old DS 19s. The difference between
Citroens brakes and everyone else in the sane world was that instead of depressing a
lever to generate pressure in the brake lines, Citroen took the pressure from the
engine-driven suspension pump and bled some of it into the brake system. Thus there was no
moving brake pedal with a couple of inches travel like other cars - it was a button
mounted on the floor and was a bleed valve control. Anyone who has ever driven an early DS
will tell you how strange it all felt. You put your foot on the button and the car came
shuddering to a halt. It was very difficult to be progressive in braking with a
"pedal" that didnt move.
Citroen were also the ones who had an illuminated message that would
come in the instrument binnacle saying "Stop! Brake failure!" I must admit
Ive always had trouble with the French sense of humour.
One interesting little side-line of combining the suspension with the
brakes is that if you split a hose in one system, it also totally stuffed the other - so
you get a double failure. Not fun, and Ive had one in a Citroen I once bought under
the influence of anaesthetic drugs or some other excuse! Split a hose and you have no
brakes, no power assist in the steering and no suspension. Well done Monsieur Citroen!
Of course, the "different" engineering as produced by Andre
Citroen eventually crippled the company - the "Traction Avant" (front wheel
drive) being enough for it to fail financially and it was bought by Michelin. Since then
it has been taken over by Peugeot, under whos umbrella it remains. Au voir
Andre!
So what about a question for this week? We started the column with
Jaguar, so lets finish with Jaguar. For this weeks FREE beer, be first in with
the correct answer to this: How did Ecurie Ecosse, the Le Mans winning Jaguar team in the
early 50s, visually differentiate between their three cars? Fax to 427 596 or email [email protected]. Good luck!
Fitness Tips: When am I
buring fat?
by David Garred
Club Manager Dusit Resort Sports Club
Gday Pattaya.
People ask me two questions that relate to my field; "When is your
next step class" by one group of people who know the answer to the next most popular
question, "When am I burning fat" - something we all would like to know the
answer to.
So lets go there.
Questions like "When am I burning fat?" and "What kind
of exercise is best for losing fat" need to be addressed very carefully. Dieting does
not work for far too many physical and psychological reasons and we know that low to
moderate intensity cardiovascular exercise has been the pop answer until very
recently. A recommendation such as this is prudent, especially for individuals beginning
an exercise program, and it is consistent with health related fitness goals for the
general population. This still holds true but is there another way, which possibly is
better for some people?
Yes, and we will examine that today.
Total energy expenditure
This recommendation regarding fat reduction stems
from the text book axiom: the lower the intensity and the longer the duration of the
exercise, the greater the reliance on the bodys fat stores as the fuel source,
hence, a greater overall amount of fat will be used. This is true (at least during the
exercise period), but it is not so relevant with regard to total fat oxidation over a 24
hour period. Here what is important is the total number of calories burned (even if those
calories are mainly derived from carbohydrates). This is contrary to the popular notion
that high intensity exercise, which is driven mainly by carbohydrate, is inferior to
low-moderate intensity exercise as far as promoting loss of body fat.
24 hour fat oxidation
This seems paradoxical! How does an individual
reduce body fat through exercise that uses mostly carbohydrate as fuel? The answer lies in
what takes place after high intensity exercise, when the bodys glycogen levels
(which are very small) are reduced. It appears that the restoration process is assisted
through a greater reliance on fat as an energy source after exercise.
In a recent benchmark study, subjects exhibited similar 24 hour
substrate oxidation (off hours fat burning) after low intensity exercise when
compared with high intensity exercise. In this way, more carbohydrate is then available to
restore the bodys glycogen supplies, and over a 24 hour period, total fat oxidation
is similar for low-moderate intensity and high-intensity exercise.
The implications are that all physical activity is beneficial, that the
total energy expenditure is most important and that performing a variety of activities of
different intensities is probably most beneficial. It should be considered that the
prescription of high intensity exercise is, more often than not, impractical and generally
not advisable. Thus for the non-regularly training masses low-moderate intensity exercise
still makes the most sense especially for maximising well being, minimising the risk of
injury and optimising enjoyment.
As a result, for anyone who has been working out for a long period of
time (6 months +) and regularly (3-4 times per week) during that time, the occasional hit
out of high intensity exercise will be great for variety and you still get all your usual
benefits. Be careful so as to not do it too often (1-2 times per month) for you will put
yourself at risk of sustaining a repetitive stress/strain injury. Such injuries normally
take months to heal completely, all of that time you are basically inactive and going
backwards on the goal achieving path.
Foot Note: none of these results include the affect of resistance
(weight) training on the body. Remember that a good resistance training program that is
adhered to will increase the bodys lean muscle mass, and this new muscle requires
energy to perform the prescribed low-moderate intensity exercise. Thus a good weight
training program in conjunction with cardiovascular exercise ensures that you are burning
your body fat to your optimum potential.
Carpe diem
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