I have met what I am sure is the girl of my dreams. She’s gorgeous, lives at home and comes from a good family. I am going to ask her out to dinner. Where do you recommend? I’m not sure if she eats western food. I want to make a good impression as this will be the first date.
Just how did you meet this paragon of virtue? Lives at home, from a good family, presumably doesn’t work (or need to work) and you want to invite her to dinner. Listen Petal, I think you are so far out of your league here that you have no chance. How do you know if she only eats seaweed? What restaurant are you going to pick then? (Probably one by the sea would be a good start;-)) How old are you Jerome? Are you sure your Mummy and Daddy will let you out after dark? On the other hand, you may be trying to be funny here, but in actual fact, all you are is “trying”.