Wandering Willy

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Dear Hillary,

Have Thai people some amazing bladder control or what?  There’s no public toilets so what do they do when desperate?  I’ve seen adult size pampers in the supermarkets, but I’m damn sure that not everyone has secret underpants.  Enlighten me, Hillary.

Kev

Dear Kev,

So it is the lack of public toilets that makes for “amazing” Thailand for you, my Petal?  However, I can relieve you of all the mental (or bladder) strain very easily.  You chaps get it easy.  The world may not be your oyster, but it is at least your “pissoir” to use the French expression.  Just do as the Thai males have done for centuries – any grass verge anywhere will do.  But think of the plight of us ladies.  We are far too polite to squat at the side of the road, so we have to be a little bit smarter.  With so many hotels everywhere, we just march straight into the foyer, and the toilets are in the far corner on the right.  Check it out!  And by the way, I do not believe one word of the male boast that they just tie a knot on the end of Willy the Wonder Wand!