You sent some poor chap looking for another girlfriend just because she borrowed some money from him. He gave the money and she’s been a bit slow. Have you asked if she had some difficult problems? No, you just sided with the fellow. Taking only one side in an argument is dangerous, Hillary. You should be more careful.
Are you trying to give me a warning, Sam? What do you want me to do with all the people needing my help? Say I’ll deal with the situation as soon as you get your girlfriend to contact me with your side of the story? Be real, Petal. This is a column for the lovelorn, not a marriage guidance clinic.