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Dear Hillary,

My wife is 15 years younger than me and this gives us a problem.  When we go out to a bar, many foreigners assume that my wife must be, or have been, a bar girl.  I realize that 85 percent of all Thai-foreigner marriages are between bar girls and “sex tourists”, so what should we do?

Jeffrey

Dear Jeffrey,

Where did you get this 85 percent figure from?  Total nonsense, Petal.  “Sex tourists” don’t come over here to get married.  That’s the last thing on their minds.  I suggest you and your wife stay away from the bars and drink somewhere with better clientele.