Paranoid puzzle

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Dear Hillary,

Why do Thais when they are out in company with English speaking people still speak Thai to each other, even though they can speak English?  Don’t you think this is very rude?

British Bob

Dear British Bob,

Bob, where are you living?  Check the address on your Post Office Box – you are living in Chonburi Province – that’s part of Thailand at last count.  Rather than them speaking English, it is you who should speak Thai.  Or is it that you are worried about the Thais talking about you?  Don’t worry about it.  But remember that just because you are paranoid doesn’t mean someone isn’t out to get you!