Nairod again

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Dear Hillary,
Have you seen that your old “admirer” Nairod is back on the scene, professing his undying love for you. Having remembered his antics previously, I think this could be considered as “stalking”.

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Being a leading lawyer in these sorts of cases, I am willing to press charges on your behalf for only half of my usual inflated fee, and want to see this Nairod scoundrel dealt with as appropriate. Just say the word, Hillary, and I will give it my undivided attention.
Hookem, Havem and Fleecem
Lawyers

Dear HH&F,
Thank you for the kind offer. I’ll let you know. Don’t wait by the phone.