Mustache problems

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Dear Hillary,

My boyfriend has a mustache and every time he kisses me it leaves a rash on my face. What can I do about it? I used to be very proud of my good skin. Is he not washing the soap out of it or something?

Tina

Dear Tina,

This is easy to fix, without having to go to see the skin specialist. Really, you have only one option, and that is to sweetly explain to your boyfriend that you will have to change boyfriends unless he shaves off his mustache or wears a ski mask or balaclava every time he kisses you. With the look of designer stubble being all the rage right now, I can’t see you getting him to change. You could also just try shaking hands, but I can’t see that working too well either.

  • Don Aleman

    Gee thanks Hillary I had the same problem with my lady friend !

  • Chris

    Just stop kissing him, and tell him why.