The Hillary Charity drive


Dear Hillary,

I have been reading the Pattaya Mail for more than 10 years, and I always get a laugh out of your column. How many years is it? How do you keep going, as you must be a fair old age by now.


Dear Robbie,

It is the thought of all those poor suffering people that keeps me going. How could I just let them suffer? Look at this week, one chap going deaf. Another worried about gentlemen’s clubs (about which I know nothing, I add again). And a smart Alec who has found that Thai ladies are also smart, or should I say ‘smarter’. And forget about my age, ladies don’t divulge such details. Anyway, you’re no spring chicken either.