Have you drink alcohol?


Dear Hillary,

I got pulled over by the police the other night and had to blow in the machine. This registered 0.66, but because it was over 0.5 the police said it was monkey house. I went there and it wasn’t a good experience. Not to be recommended. With 20 thousand things were made easier and I got off with a warning and a fine. I’ve learned my lesson. They won’t get me again.


Dear Jack,

I hope you have learned your lesson. Driving safely on the local roads with the local drivers is already a big ask. This episode might have saved someone being hurt in an accident. I agree Jack, don’t let them get you again!

  • Chris

    Glad you learned your lesson, drink driving is for morons in ANY country.